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Top 16 Funny Mens Halloween Costumes
Halloween is right around the corner and it is the perfect opportunity to start looking for Halloween costumes. If you want to go with something a little different, think about wearing a funny costume. These become a lot of fun when you go to events or just want to wear the costume to work. Here are this mom’s top 16 funny mens Halloween costumes for this year.
Hilarious and Family Friendly Mens Halloween Costumes
Dad jokes and embarrassing your kids are the perfect addition to these family friendly Halloween costumes for the man in your life. Here are a few of this mom’s favorite funny costumes sure to be a hit this year.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective Costume
Crack the case with this Ace Ventura Halloween costume. It includes his button down shirt seen in the movie, along with a pair of striped shorts. Of course, the pink tutu is included! You just can NOT reenact your favorite Jim Carrey scenes without his pink tutu! Finally, the wig fits easily on your head with an elastic band and features the Ace iconic hairstyle. You will have no problem tracking the clues and getting to the bottom of things while wearing the ensemble.
Captain Obvious Costume
You can be the one at the helm, stating the obvious announcements at your next costumed affair as Captain Obvious. This red jacket with official-looking cording and medals will give you the authority to state with confidence that someone is dressed as a cat or another person has fallen down when they trip on the door jamb, because who knows when the so-called obvious facts just might save the day!
Reno 911 Costume
How great are your legs? This Reno 911 costume is super fun and funny Halloween costume! You can wear the shorty shorts that Lt. Dangle wears in the popular television show. This brown costume includes the shirt and shorts from his police uniform, along with a belt and police badge. Complete the costume with other accessories for the police uniform costume, including wigs and sunglasses.
Lost Dog Funny Costume
This is a hilarious Lost Dog Halloween costume that is all in good fun. This oversized costume is made to look like a woman who is looking for her puppy, when it is actually stuck to her rear end. The costume is one size, so that it fits most teenagers and adults.  The dress is pink polka dots so you will be sure to stand out. It even includes the wooden sign.
Monkeyin’ Around Costume
This fun monkey costume has the appearance of a person with a monkey riding on their shoulders. It is an adult size costume in just one size, so it should fit most adults. The costume is one piece, and pulls on covering your body from neck to feet. All you need to do is put on some shoes and decide how to do your hair and makeup. The bodysuit is in multiple colors and has a cute monkey on the back as if it is riding on your shoulders.
Whoopie Cushion Costume
Pranks these days… all elaborate in their conception, secretly filmed no doubt, and then uploaded to Youtube… you kids with your cameras, your technology! *shakes fist* Back in our day we didn’t have any of that, and we still managed to make ourselves laugh at the expense of others. Just look at our old whoopie cushion. Put it under an unsuspecting person’s couch cushion, then when they sit down you got that hilarious toot noise! Look at the diagram on the front; someone probably drew that in 1952, and we still laugh about it to this day today. The whoopie cushion will never go out of style, and this costume proves that fact.
Lunch Lady Costume
When I hear Lunch Lady I immediately think of Adam Sandler’s song, oh wait maybe I’m dating myself here.  Grab this iconic Lunch Lady Halloween costume and you can start making those sloppy joes extra sloppy for all your friends. Not only do you get the dress and food-stained apron along with the goofy wig, but you will also get a little extra junk to add to your trunk. The padded butt cheeks are truly the cherry on top of this hysterical costume. Get your hands on some cookware filled with party favors to complete this fun new look.
Upside Down Costume
The costume creates the optical illusion that we’re standing on our hands even though—spoiler alert— we’re not! The upside down costume consists of a unisex romper to create the appearance your hands are actually your feet. Stuffed shoes are at the end of legs that you can stuff w/ newsprint or tissue. The stuffed head hangs between your legs to play a fun Halloween trick on anyone who catches a glimpse of you. A mesh inset at the top of the costume ensures you’ll be able to see where you’re going.
Price Is Right Contestant
Come On Down!
Whether your gameshow dreams lie with the Plinko, Punch a Bunch or Hole In One, there’s only one place to start and it’s behind a microphone and a number board.
All This Can Be Yours
This costume is great for a game show party, showing up to the actual game show to really blow Drew out of the water, and Halloween parties. You’ll get the number board, the microphone, and the name tag so Drew will know who to call a winner.
Funny Inflatable Halloween Costumes for Men
Inflatable has been all the rage the last 2 years in Halloween costumes, and it all started with that T-Rex costume and memes. Everywhere you looked was people waddling around with those short arms and wagging tail. Start a new trend this year with these great inflatable mens Halloween costumes ideas.
Inflatable Sumo Wrestler Pick Me Up
When you go to a sumo match, start munching on popcorn and wearing a foam #1 glove, you should know you have gone too far. You weren’t really in trouble until you got to the ropes and started giving the wrestlers tips.
You’ll look like you’re being carried by an angry Sumo wrestler when you inflate this hilarious costume! All you need to make it work is four AA batteries and the windbreaker material will puff right up. The sumo wrestler’s face looks very irritated so you can pretend to be in a lot of trouble while your tiny inflatable flails around in front.
Inflatable Red Wavy Arm Guy
Incredibly bendy inflatable red wavy arm guy. Really bendy inflatable red wavy arm guy. I can hear the chant in my head over and over again, but I can’t remember which show it’s from. This inflatable red wavy arm guy will certainly stand out at any party!
Inflatable Man in Tub Costume
You will no longer have to fear falling into puddles. Finally, you’ll be able to easily clean up after eating barbeque pork ribs at the local rib shack.
The Inflatable Man in Tub Costume is lightweight and easy to get into, the tub is guaranteed to stay inflated while you party thanks to a battery operated fan. It also comes with a cute shower cap and yellow rubber ducky, which is attached to the edge. It’s the perfect way to make a splash at your next costume party.
Provocative and Slightly Dirty, but Funny Mens Halloween Costumes
Some people just can not help themselves. It’s risky, dirty thoughts all day long. If that describes you, then these costumes are going to perfect for you. So here are this mom’s favorite slightly dirty, funny mens Halloween costumes.
Happy Cactus Costume
See what I mean, it’s you, you have the dirty mind. This really is just a cactus. Promise. Our prickly friend here comes complete with the green cactus and orange clay pot.
Genie and Magic Lamp Costume
Do you just want to be rubbed? There three rules every genie must know: no wishing for more wishes, no bringing the dead back to life, and well there was one more I think. Oh ya! No mortal can wish for another mortal to fall in love with them! This last one is generally the real tough one for people to follow, so all genies must be prepared for wishers to try to come up with innovative ways to get around that problem… Like perhaps wishing for things that others tend to love. (Of course, that never works out either.)
So, with all that in mind, we feel that you’re ready to go out into the world and tackle the legion of mortals seeking your attention. Before you go out into the world, be sure to don your traditional genie garb, this Genie and Magic Lamp costume. A hot genie all bottled up for countless generations, just waiting for someone to rub your lamp the right way and release you from your containment, and unlimited cosmic power to boot!
The green polyester vest with bright gold accents will give a clear call to your mystical nature, the decision of shirt or no shirt is your choice. Your gold tasseled hat is certainly an additional giveaway. Golden wrist cuffs keep you bound to your oaths—no removing those, ever! A vivid polyfoam lamp belt features gray smoke netting and clear instructions for anyone unfamiliar with the rules of making a genie come to grant their wishes! Make some magic happen, but remember those rules!
Squirrel with Nuts
This squirrel Halloween costume is both cute, funny, and well a little nuts! It is a lighthearted costume appropriate for just about anything. Only YOU can make this a family friendly costume, or a nutastic costume with your attitude. Whether you are trick-or-treating, attending a Halloween party, or even going to work or school, you will have a great time. It is in a grey color and is made of polyester.
Banana Flasher Costume
What is easier and more fun than wearing a big yellow banana for Halloween? This is another costume that is not only funny, but easy to wear no matter what type of event you may need it for. The costume itself is inexpensive and perfect as a last minute option. Sometimes you just don’t want to think too hard about your costume. Along with giving everyone an eye peeling experience, you’ll be sure to get plenty of laughs…
Finding The Perfect Funny Mens Halloween Costume Accessories
Attention truly is in the details. With every costume, there are those little things that will take an ordinary costume to a first place, prize winning costume. Here are a few accessories to think about when planning your funny mens Halloween costumes.
Funny Halloween Eyes
No costume is complete without the perfect set of funny eyes. There is something for everyone here.
Halloween Costume Wigs
It’s not always the easiest thing to get the perfect hairdo to go with your costumed look unless you have a costume wig. A wig can easily and quickly change your Halloween look in the blink of an eye. There is something for everyone and every costume. Check out some of the wig options below.
Halloween Makeup
Put that finishing touch on your look easily with Halloween makeup. Whether you plan on dressing up like a frightening zombie, the Terminator, or a wicked witch there are several makeup kits out there that will do the trick. There are also specialized makeup kits that are designed to help you look like your favorite pop culture figures and movie.
More Halloween Ideas
Are you looking for more Halloween costume, decoration, and party planning ideas? Check out these posts for some more of this mom’s recommendations:
Top 29 Easy Scary Halloween Costumes to Scare Your Socks Off
Cutest Costumes for Babies and Toddlers
Best Costumes for Couples
Halloween Party Food Ideas
Planning a Halloween Party
Do you have a favorite funny Halloween costume that we should add? Comment below, we are always looking to expand our list.
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