#For all we know it's a dialect thing
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So in the past I've said that Enclaves name wasn't from the drow naming table. This isn't entirely true. Enclave's original name was off the drow naming table, but I accidentally dyslexia'ed my way into adding an N in there. Here's what the name would have been if it had stayed drow-true
Eclave - chaos, mad, madness // servant, slave, vessel
#And this paired with Sabdra and her abyss/empty/void lover/mate meaning#yknow#For all we know it's a dialect thing#I'm not going to bother to create an in universe reason for it#Her mom is an edgy bitch and she was a servant to lolth before alla that happened so#My friend was really mad when I slipped the N in but because its a character name from?? fallout or smth#I don't go there though#Anyway guess who's visiting the drow naming table again it's THIS GUYYYYYYYYY
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i'm sure some of you are flying under the radar but british fic authors... i'm begging you to get american beta readers because your american characters sound truly ridiculously jarring, you're killing me
#for example:#it's 'stop [someone] FROM [verb]ing' not 'stop [someone] [verb]ing'#if you didn't know that one then you have no idea what dialect things you're getting wrong because that's one of the most common and basic#please... if we share fandoms i will be this person for you! it doesn't take very long for me to pick out all the UK parts!#i even enjoy it!#p
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LIVING for your ponytail Yugi he’s so cute 😭💖
thank u! i hold dear in my heart the way yuugi is like a little plushie that wants nothing more than to die a noble death
#not art#ask#probably why i also refuse to draw yami taller or with the chiseled jawline he gets in canon#thats a child none of us get to forget thats a child#there kind of is a sense of like. swimming through the currents of mythos to reach real life? in the original ygo manga#(mostly talking abt manga bc that's truly like the only ygo media I actually look at and feel a kinship with lol. idk shit abt the anime)#a lot of the story is told with a heightened sensibility a la sailor moon. exaggerated characteristics colloquialized events etc#it fits the way teenagers feel emotions yes but it is also Convenient. like the way kaiba drops the cuff key into the harbor#and it falls directly into jou's field of vision. that's not how that works in real life#it's kinda drag-like in tone. essential steps with spectacles as the mortar and emotional arcs as the throughline#yuugi's wish for kinship and understanding and appreciation is realized within this framework and then the framework like#packs itself up and exits stage left. it's a year-and-a-half-long dream. you only bring into real life what you think of to bring#and that like. kinda fits with how yuugi reads in the manga for me. where he's always reaching to be A Character while not being able#to stop being just a teen in some city at the same time right. listen i have pdfs worth of chatlog with friends abt gender reading#and all of the stuff with the cute little things whose specialty is being cannon fodder or sacrificial lambs and the dialectics etc in ygo#the toy is the actual character while the fantasy and you holding it is in fact the messy reality of you#would like to say ''yuugi looking cute as hells is important to all of that'' but tbh thatd be a lie lol#i do just think the star shaped ponytail is a good idea i wanna keep drawing. but also yeah softening takahashi's style is kinda#a shame but I do think for the purpose of my own art at least it is kinda somewhat intended as commentary? in a sense#big ups to my guy rest in peace you were doing all that straight lines and circles and chrome in ink in the year of our lord two thousand#it is INSANE that ygo ended looking like that. at that point in time. not my preference but neither is caving or deep sea diving#he and his assistants were doing that shit By Hand. do you know how fucked up that is#but yeah due to the art style being that kind of clean and geometrical and processed there is. not a lot of greeblies#as well as a lot more risk of tangents and things reading not super clear due to line uniformity etc#and I like my greeblies and am from the fuckass school of french language comic so. here we end up#one thing i pride myself on in my own art is doing my damn best to get across the texture and weight of subjects with just ink so#i do think i make yuugi extra squishy lmao. like if u ragdoll him at a wall itd make a thwack#and <3 i categorically refuse to make atem/yami any more solid <3#thank u for coming to my tedtalk sorry this happened under ur ask. actually not sorry its my house. welcome to my house
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unfortunately i have the kind of autism that makes people have to explain things to me/i have to bounce my ideas around with people who know things before thoughts become anything for me
#when i did cape literature it was the first time i had actually read shakespeare in its like. original english dialect#and i would read the play on my own at home‚ not understand anything much less connect themes or anything#then go to school and sit in class while we read it and it would feel like i was reading it for the first time#much of my existing is masking like. pretending i know things i think i'm fr stupid at heart#<- i got away with a lot of this at school like i never spoke in patois i never wore braids my parents were still super helicopter-y#so i was generally unaware of like. school gossip or jamaican pop culture because at first i didn't have a phone and then later on#i straight up stopped caring about pretending to care about that stuff#i was pretty quiet but at the same time i had a lot of friends but didn't have a friend group etc etc#i Appeared like the perfect student so i got away w cheating on tests or not knowing stuff etc etc#especially towards the end of highschool when my depression got really bad and my overall average was in the 60s#very often i would submit assignments and tests thinking i got my point across perfectly or answered questions right according#to what i studied then id get the grades and commentary back and i fucking failed or something#so now whenever my profs or people in fandom r like you're so smart or you articulate your works very well i'm like What the fuck thank you#and it imprints in my brain forever because this is new to me#jamaican academia and jamaica in general is like so much about following roles than it is being a person#and when you're neglected and outcast and autistic it becomes impossible to be jamaican at all#and now people both here (jamaica) and in ghe us ask me shit like “wait you were born and puved in jamaica your whole life??”#it's. anyway#this post was originally about how i'm actually kind of stupid#*
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data blatantly input by a minnesotan that doesnt understand different social cues and doesnt understand theyre being really rude to other people because of it.
#hey if you reblogged this post i promise im not vagueing you#i just um. have been told that things that i said were affirming were “terrifying” by minnesotans#and then was told it was because they were “nice”.#people from minnesota also were the most likely to make up shit behind my back so um#i really. dont appreciate the bragging about being “nice” and saying how terrifying i am#just very very blatantly telling me that my differences are bad people things.#im not even from new york city#the things that NY is rated worst for is primarily for NYC so#talk about really rudely stereotyping people.#if any mutuals are minnesotan you dont have to explain minnesota nice i know what it is as a concept. i just uh#i uh. some people used it to uh. to explain that my dialect was Not Nice. and um. (:#i just needed to bitch a little about how thats not actually a polite thing to say#genuinely. please just can we accept that dialectual differences exist and that theyre not to be hierarchal.#ive had germans say i read as nice. its. its dialectual. its all just dialectual.
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ultimately i think it's good to have a conversation about whether or not generative AI has a place in cinema, and i'm glad The Brutalist has brought this up, because creators should be considering this issue. and ultimately i think the answer is No
#bro couldn't even hire someone to draw a pencil sketch for a prop#come onnnnnnnnnnnn#kevin costner did not phone in his robin hood accent from florida for you to get all snippy about 'realistic hungarian'#if you want realistic hungarian maybe get adrien a dialect coach? idk what to tell you#javier bardem learned to speak fluent chkobsa for dune and that language doesn't even exist#toshiro mifune once did an entire film in spanish by learning every line phonetically#your dialect cleanup bullshit is NOT what i am interested in THANKS BYE#you know of course the endgame of this is. if they can autotune in anyone's voice to speak fluent whatever language#they're JUST going to cast the timothy chalamet of the week for Every role#suddenly your star power A-lister can do ANY accent! zero reason to cast outside of the most marketable segment for a major motion picture!#studios would LOVE to own the digital rights to an actor's appearance with the option to tune their voice to sound native in every region#as soon as they get a big enough stable to make a film we are Going to see it and i personally think SAG needs to stomp on that shit Now#anyway i'm normal about movies#ALSO WHY DID WICKED GET INTO THE BEST SOUNDTRACK NOMS BUT DUNE 2 DID NOT?#I don't even particularly care - Hans Zimmer certainly doesn't -- but god the academy is so annoying#it's a fun and low-stakes thing to be irritated about every year cheers
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hello upper middle class northern usamerican tumblr user. i want to play a game. you will notice that you are in a super america convenience store in rural kentucky - you have three minutes to purchase a snack and drink of your choice and make normal small talk with the cashier. however, if you use the word "cryptid" or generally make reference to appalachia and its inhabitants as "wild", uncivilized, or lacking restraint around alcoholic beverages during your time here, i will personally tie you to the chassis of a four wheeler and tip it into the river. live or die. make your choice
#speak friend and enter#i can appreciate mothman as much as the next guy but can we stop treating appalachia like it's the subject of a richard attenborough doc#i come from a long line of hillbillies and i like to think i've got a good sense of humor about it but sometimes i am tested#like. this is not a lawless land with a moonshine still in every holler and nameless voices in the woods!! this is a normal town!!#idk maybe i'm reading too much into it but i'm just tired of the cultural fetishization of appalachia by people who aren't from here#and who don't know anything about it. like yeah you know mothman and what hooch is and that's all well and good#but do you know what the opioid epidemic really is. do you know about the structural injustices that keep people like mcconnell in power#i'm not saying you have to apply dialectical political analysis to every issue that occurs in the region to be able to have an opinion#but also like. i'm tired of people looking at places like where i grew up and making them into things they aren't#like. on the one hand we have ''ooh spooky hills!! run if you hear the trees whisper your name''#and on the other we've got ''isn't appalachia so depressing...so hashtag ethel cain core...shame it's got no value beyond aesthetics''#and on yet another hand we have ''i - a person with no ties to the region - am going to take up the cause of every social issue#occurring across the entire appalachian region so the world will see just how bad these poor hill people have it. i am very smart''#and like. it's frustrating#i'm not saying you should never speak about appalachia if something we have is interesting to you#nor am i implying that i want to gatekeep discussion of the region's issues to the community bc that won't accomplish anything#i'm just saying that like any place it's complex. it's got its good things and it's got its bad things.#and you shouldn't isolate the good from the bad or vice versa - especially if you don't know the context in which those things happen.#and for the love of god dont let your own ignorance cause you to boil down those issues into a reductive and inaccurate set of stereotypes#learn about us from us. not from tiktok not from movies and for christ's sake not from hillbilly elegy. i hate that fucking book#anyway that got weirdly serious but i mean it. putting appalachia as a talking point up on the shelf until y'all can speak intelligently#ok to rb
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#07 the green one#low stakes ��#🦇 rune#🦇 bat#🦇 einarr#🦇 morten#🧌hulda#📕 main story#📕 abandoned grounds#viking noises#old norse isn't that hard to understand in some cases tbh#especially if you already know norwegian#which rune does. it's the only language he's good at#and bruh in norway we have so many dialects and people will speak their actual dialects on tv. we get exposed to them. we're used to this#so those more basic old norse sentences with words that still resemble their modern counterparts? easy#ek etaði þau allar -- eg åt (present tense: eter) dem alle#it's so close!!#ofc once we get into more eloquent(?) territory there will be words that didn't survive the same way as the ones used in more daily speech#because see that's a thing i've noticed. the words that are the most like their ancient counterparts are the ones everyone uses all the tim#sounds still change of course#old west norse 'ek' turned into 'eg' in my local dialect#G is like a softer K you know#...i'm rambling about linguistics again aren't i
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VERY important question
#you have to pick ifyou dont pick then you dont vote sorry.#'but they're the same' NO visual aspects affect taste we all know this.#also 'yellow' and 'orange' cheddar are the same thing#i dont know yet why people call it two different things i dont know if its regional or familial dialect or if its just idiolect
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apparently every time I don't know what to say on a conversation with my girlfriend I just go through the entire steamed hams skit how was I not diagnosed sooner. now that I think about this I've done it in the last 5 phone calls in a row?
#buzgie ❁#skiiiinnner with his lame exaggerations#superintendents gonna need his medication#when you hear skinners lame exaggerations therell be trouble in town tonight!#ah superintendent chalmers i hope youre prepared for mouthwatering hamburgers#hamburgers? i thought we were having steamed clams#oh no i said steamed hams#thats what i call hamburgers#you call hamburgers steamed hams#yes! its a ... rregional dialect!#really? what region?#upstate new york?#well im from utica and ive never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams#oh not in utica no it's an albany expression#for steamed hams?#yes!#and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled#you know... one thing i sh... excuse me for one sec (of course.)#ahhhh that was wonderful! good time was had by all im pooped#yes i should be GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE.#aurora borealis.#a-AURORA BOREALIS‽ At this time of year#at this time of day#in this part of the country#localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen‽#yes.#may i see it?#. . .#no.#seyyymour! the house is on fire!
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"I am weary of the Game," he [John Adams] told Abigail. And yet, in a moment of unusual candor, he noted, "I don't know how I could live out of it."
Dearest Friend, A Life of Abigail Adams by Lynne Withey
#this was when John was vice president and Washington was about to step down and he makes some remarks about “oh maybe I'm ready to go home”#but really we all know he wants to be president#anyways I thought this captured the dialectic of a thing being so important and all-consuming that it exhausts you and yet you love it
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Hope you dont mind my adding. Another fun bilingual thing that I don't see is english-ifying a non english word or vice versa to make a word that is neither english or from the other language. I'm not sure if it's the same for spanglish, but for runglish (russian english) we do this thing with the word "use" where we'll be speaking a sentence in full russian and then throw in this made up word that's essentially making the word "use" russian. It sounds like "use-ala", "use-ayet", "use-ayish", or "use-ayoo", depending on the verb tense. So for example: я не знаю как "use-ayet" это (ya ne znayu kak use-ayet ehto -- I don't know how to use this). There's technically a word for "use" but I legit don't know what it is cuz growing up it's always been this made up word. Sometimes even when speaking a full English sentence this made up word will get thrown in too.
Also the way your bilingual character speaks will be heavily dictated by whether they were raised speaking both languages, or if English is their second language, and also the age at which they learned English. If it's a dual learned language, more often than not (but not always) sentences will use a combination of the two languages like OP showed above. If it's a second language and they learned young itll be pretty similar, but I've noticed there's a lot more grammar mismatch if it's a second language (i.e. saying English sentences with the other language's grammar structure). (Be careful though if you write a character that speaks like this, cuz that could come off as a little racist.)
You know what’s cringe?
People who don’t know what bilingual people speak like. Cuz like I speak English and Spanish and you know “Spanglish” is super fun. (I mostly see this in fanfics).
But I never go: Yeah and I was at la playa, you know— sorry I speak Spanish and I mix up words! Silly silly me, no se hablar English!
It’s more like: Y estaba en la playa when my mom called me and she was yelling at me and I didn’t even know what I did! I was like ‘Mami, Que hice? Why are you yelling!?’ (More or less something I told my friend a couple of weeks ago)
Then theres the whole “character forgets a word because they’re thinking in Spanish!”
“No, no, the flecha! You know, the thingy that lights up! Like— ugh, what’s it called? Its like— its a flecha! I can’t think of the English word!” (Arrow, its a light up arrow)
Its so awkward to read those.
Idk but being bilingual isn’t just adding a random non-English word into a an English sentence.
Or like having characters just go: “you’re my hermano/hermana, man!”
Or (the very cringe) “come on foo!” // “ese!” // “vato!” // or literally any other word associated with cholos or Chicano gangs.
Like pet names I get. I understand those. I used to call my ex “mi amor” “corazón de melon” “Bebe” “lindó” “guapo” and nothing else in Spanish. Those are understandable cuz those are pet names.
Make Spanglish sound real! (hmu if you want someone to look over your Spanish, specifically)
#im not actually sure i could converse with a native born russian cuz my accent is so fucked and also i dont know anything about#the formal or informal tones or any actual grammar#and we use a lot of made up words#that are neither english or russian#my family has created this weird language thats like a frankenstein creation between russian and english and also some ukranian#my baba does this funny thing too where she applies english grammar structure when speaking russian despite being a native speaker#cuz shes been in america longer than shes been in russia at this point so wildly her russian has become rusty despite her having#a very thick russian accent#also dont ask me how to use the tenses of this made up word i legit dont know how to explain it#but somehow this made up word does have verb tenses and when we're talking it just flows off the tongue#this is all probably way too complex for fanfiction but its a cool linguistic thing#i have a lot more to say about bilingualism cuz i find it fascinating how languages interact with one another#especially in settings where a majority of people are bilingual#did you know they identified a new dialect of english thats essentially english with a spanish grammar structure?#ppl who dont speak spanish have started using this dialect in the region cuz of how widespread spanglish is there#my2cents
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A pro-Palestine Jew on tiktok asked those of us who were raised pro-Israel, what got us to change our minds on Palestine. I made a video to answer (with my voice, not my face), and a few people watched it and found some value in it. I'm putting this here too. I communicate through text better than voice.
So I feel repetitive for saying this at this point, but I grew up in the West Bank settlements. I wrote this post to give an example of the extent to which Palestinians are dehumanized there.
Where I live now, I meet Palestinians in day to day life. Israeli Arab citizens living their lives. In the West Bank, it was nothing like that. Over there, I only saw them through the electric fence, and the hostility between us and Palestinians was tangible.
When you're a child being brought into the situation, you don't experience the context, you don't experience the history, you don't know why they're hostile to you. You just feel "these people hate me, they don't want me to exist." And that bubble was my reality. So when I was taught in school that everything we did was in self defense, that our military is special and uniquely ethical because it's the only defensive military in the world - that made sense to me. It slotted neatly into the reality I knew.
One of the first things to burst the bubble for me was when I spoke to an old Israeli man and he was talking about his trauma from battle. I don't remember what he said, but it hit me wrong. It conflicted with the history as I understood it. So I was a bit desperate to make it make sense again, and I said, "But everything we did was in self defense, right?"
He kinda looked at me, couldn't understand at all why I was upset, and he went, "We destroyed whole villages. Of course we did. It was war, that's what you do."
And that casual "of course" stuck with me. I had to look into it more.
I couldn't look at more accurate history, and not at accounts by Palestinians, I was too primed against these sources to trust them. The community I grew up in had an anti-intellectual element to it where scholars weren't trusted about things like this.
So what really solidified this for me, was seeing Palestinian culture.
Because part of the story that Israel tells us to justify everything, is that Palestinians are not a distinct group of people, they're just Arabs. They belong to the nations around us. They insist on being here because they want to deny us a homeland. The Palestinian identity exists to hurt us. This, because the idea of displacing them and taking over their lands doesn't sound like stealing, if this was never theirs and they're only pretending because they want to deprive us.
But then foods, dances, clothing, embroidery, the Palestinian dialect. These things are history. They don't pop into existence just because you hate Jews and they're trying to move here. How gorgeous is the Palestinian thobe? How stunning is tatreez in general? And when I saw specific patterns belonging to different regions of Palestine?
All of these painted for me a rich shared life of a group of people, and countered the narrative that the Palestininian identity was fabricated to hurt us. It taught me that, whatever we call them, whatever they call themselves, they have a history in this land, they have a right to it, they have a connection to it that we can't override with our own.
I started having conversations with leftist friends. Confronting the fact that the borders of the occupied territories are arbitrary and every Israeli city was taken from them. In one of those conversations, I was encouraged to rethink how I imagine peace.
This also goes back to schooling. Because they drilled into us, we're the ones who want peace, they're the ones who keep fighting, they're just so dedicated to death and killing and they won't leave us alone.
In high school, we had a stadium event with a speaker who was telling us about a person who defected from Hamas, converted to Christianity and became a Shin Bet agent. Pretty sure you can read this in the book "Son of Hamas." A lot of my friends read the book, I didn't read it, I only know what I was told in that lecture. I guess they couldn't risk us missing out on the indoctrination if we chose not to read it.
One of the things they told us was how he thought, we've been fighting with them for so long, Israelis must have a culture around the glorification of violence. And he looked for that in music. He looked for songs about war. And for a while he just couldn't find any, but when he did, he translated it more fully, and he found out the song was about an end to wars. And this, according to the story as I was told it, was one of the things that convinced him. If you know know the current trending Israeli "war anthem," you know this flimsy reasoning doesn't work.
Back then, my friend encouraged me to think more critically about how we as Israelis envision peace, as the absence of resistance. And how self-centered it is. They can be suffering under our occupation, but as long as it doesn't reach us, that's called peace. So of course we want it and they don't.
Unless we're willing to work to change the situation entirely, our calls for peace are just "please stop fighting back against the harm we cause you."
In this video, Shlomo Yitzchak shares how he changed his mind. His story is much more interesting than mine, and he's much more eloquent telling it. He mentions how he was taught to fear Palestinians. An automatic thought, "If I go with you, you'll kill me." I was taught this too. I was taught that, if I'm in a taxi, I should be looking at the driver's name. And if that name is Arab, I should watch the road and the route he's taking, to be prepared in case he wants to take me somewhere to kill me. Just a random person trying to work. For years it stayed a habit, I'd automatically look at the driver's name. Even after knowing that I want to align myself with liberation, justice, and equality. It was a process of unlearning.
On October, not long after the current escalation of violence, I had to take a taxi again. A Jewish driver stopped and told me he'll take me, "so an Arab doesn't get you." Israeli Jews are so comfortable saying things like this to each other. My neighbors discussed a Palestinian employee, with one saying "We should tell him not to come anymore, that we want to hire a Jew." The second answered, "No, he'll say it's discrimination," like it would be so ridiculous of him. And the first just shrugged, "So we don't have to tell him why." They didn't go through with it, but they were so casual about this conversation.
In the Torah, we're told to treat those who are foreign to us well, because we know what it's like to be the foreigner. Fighting back against oppression is the natural human thing to do. We know it because we lived it. And as soon as I looked at things from this angle, it wasn't really a choice of what to support.
#riki babbles#I had this in my drafts for ages and I was like 'not the time' but a friend encouraged me to share so here it is#palestine
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We don't talk like that here but okay
#i think it'd come out more like ''aren'cha scared 'a me too?'' if i had to phoneticize it#the 'r' in 'aren't' would be softened but still there - there's enough of the deep-ozarks rhotic accent in NE OK that he should hit that 'r#'you' is almost always rounded to 'ya' if we're speaking casually/informally#and ... bro i don't even know where they're getting 'ascared.' that's not a thing we say here#and i'm not sure what dialect of American English that word does belong to#but this is all probably before they decided he was from my corner of the woods and definitely written by someone who wasn't from here SO#grain of salt and all that#just get the boy outta that asbestos bodybag wtf was that idea scott#Em reads X-Books#accents and regional dialectic differences fascinate me but i have so much trouble getting the words for how things sound#that it's hard to talk about it all with people
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Now do Jerma explaining dialectical historical materialism
Okay, no, like, listen- you don't, we don't even know how the world works, right? Like a thousand years ago people were, were banging rocks together to make fire, and they were like "oh, y'know, like- like shadows on the cave, the difference of the… duality of like thoughts and real, physical stuff." Okay, like… no, no really, like… "Plato's Cave omegalul" YES! Exactly! And, like, Plato, this… this Philosopher, y'know- and that's another thing, like, people used to be just like Philosophers back in the day. You didn't need a job, you just sat around eating grapes and thinking about shit. God, I woulda done so good back in ancient Greece. "That's basically your job now"? You know what? You're right, you're right, I am a Philosopher. But yeah, what was I- oh, right, like, Plato… he was all like "ohh reality isn't real", or, like, "physical, like, material stuff isn't real, and it's just shadows, and the real things are the like, perfect ideal versions of things we can get, like access to in our heads, right?" But like everyone thinks it's the opposite now, even though he was saying, like, everything's fake, we're in the matrix, whatever. But yeah that's like… "it's Idealism" right, right. But y'know like, that's not, like… real, right? Like, obviously stuff actually exists, or what? Cus like, when you think of like…. like, a chair, right? Ancient Greek people had chairs, right, they weren't just like, sitting on… stone, and marble and stuff? Yeah, you think of a chair, and, like, the ideas in your head are like… from stuff you saw, right? Like we made up chairs. Chairs aren't real, we made them up, with like, wood and nails and stuff. But yeah, the real world is real, and ideas are like… they're not fake, no they're not fake, chat. They're just like…. ideology, like we make them up, and we're like, physical bodies and stuff. God, do you ever think about how weird that is? That we're like, thinking goo. We're just a pile of goo that thinks. "Residentsleeper, residentsleeper" shut up! This is- this is important history, okay? This is your lesson! Settle down! (monkey noises) Okay actually yeah, it's like important too, right? Cus it's- uh, like, people- the way we think about history, right, is like, "oh, everyone decided to do this, and then everyone wore hats, and then there was this idea and that idea", but actually it's the other way around, right? Like it's Plato again, where, like, we're thinkin' that the… the hats, are because of the ideas, when they're not. Like, it's actually the other way around. But it's also- it's, it's complicated, because like, ideas are also important, and, like… they change things. But not everything. Cus other things are making the ideas. Like us. OKAY I'LL GET BACK TO THE GAME.
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The Birdritch's Nest part 25
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“That is a lot of plants,” Jason said. He swept his eyes over the space as he slipped his lock picks back into their little pouch.
“He has a botanist friend, apparently, and she keeps giving him plants,” Dick explained as he squeezed past Jason and into the apartment.
“Why are you here again?”
“Because I have a car which is better to carry all of Danny’s stuff in than your bike,” Dick explained. He went over to the wall of plants in front of the windowed corner and squinted down at something on his phone.
Jason pulled out his own phone to glance at what Tim had sent. “You say ‘all Danny’s stuff’ like the list was long. The guy hasn’t exactly been demanding.”
“The ‘guy’ expects to actually go home in a few days,” Dick pointed out.
“And is an adult and so can, you know, actually go home,” Jason retorted.
“Damian’s attached.”
“…I concede to your point,” Jason said once that thought sunk in. “Double the clothing asked for?”
“Basically. Make sure that he has a weeks worth, Alfred can always do laundry,” Dick said before letting out a little noise of triumph and doing something over by the plants. “There, watering system turned on.”
“Congratulations, you’re a genius,” Jason drawled. “Now go get his medication gathered up and snoop a little while you’re at it.”
“I thought we weren’t supposed to be snooping,” Dick, words a teasing sing-song as he passed by.
Jason flicked him off. “Like you wouldn’t anyways. I just want to know what you find.”
“Only if you tell me what you find in the bedroom.”
“Deal.”
The bedroom was almost startlingly normal after the plant filled living main room. It didn’t look like Danny really spent much time in it beyond sleeping. The bed was absentmindedly fixed, a black down comforter over pale blue sheets. There was a paperback on the nightstand next to a lamp and a pocket sized notebook with a pen clipped onto the bent and battered cover.
It was the first thing that Jason picked up.
The notebook was obviously where Danny made notes when he was already settled in bed. As Jason flipped through the pages there was everything from to-do lists to invention ideas to… a lot of thought about wings. Jason turned the notebook in his hands. That page wasn’t in English. The language felt like it was on the tip of Jason’s tongue but he just couldn’t get it out.
Maybe some sort of dialect?
Jason couldn’t actually read it, but there was enough to piece together from similarities that tugged on his memory. Enough to understand it was about the wings. Something about the process of change? Aging?
“Hey Jay?” Dick interrupted, scattering Jason’s thoughts. “Can you read the label on these bottles? There’s some serious printing issues happening, I can’t even tell what language it’s in.”
The pill bottle felt oddly cold in Jason’s hand when he took it from Dick, but maybe the bathroom just had shit heating in this place. It would be just like Gotham builders to mess that up.
“Oh, that’s the same thing Danny is writing in here,” Jason said passing the notebook to Dick. “It’s something about wings and getting old, I think, but I can’t really read it.”
“Read it? I don’t even know what it is. Gives me a headache just to look at it,” Dick grumbled as he flipped through the notebook. “The whole bird thing has really been on his mind, hasn’t it?”
Jason gave a little huff. “Do you blame him? The guy has wings now. It would be on my mind too.”
“Yeah… guess I really can’t,” Dick said and snapped a picture of the page with the unknown writing to send to the group chat. “Any idea what it is?”
“Nope. It’s like it’s a distant dialect or that it uses some of the same alphabet of something I learned some of once. Like how Chinese and Japanese use some of the same characters, you know?” Jason explained as he opened the side table drawer and then quickly closed it again. That was more than he needed to know about Danny. “Maybe something from when I was catatonic in the league, who knows. There were a lot of languages in that place.”
“Cass or Damian might now it then,” Dick said as he eyed the drawer Jason had now moved away from.
“Don’t, trust me,” Jason said. “Did you get the medications you needed to grab?”
“Yeah, they’re in the bag. Just a standard bathroom, really. Though he keeps his toothbrush in this old mug with a hero I don’t recognize on it, someone called Phantom.”
“Doesn’t ring a bell, but it sure sounds like a hero name. Add it to the list,” Jason said as he started on gathering up the requested clothing and extra enough to last a week. “Check the closet to see if there are any shits in there that work around wings.”
Jason rolled his eyes as Dick threw the closet doors open dramatically and focused on his task. Jeans, sweatpants, underwear, what he guessed was pajamas were all added to the bag.
“So, nothing that looks like it was made for wings,” Dick said and tossed some normal shirts and a few sweaters into the bag. Jason sighed and folded them neatly. “Maybe he hasn’t had time to find any yet? It hasn’t been that long since the bird thing and seems it all started there. Or maybe he’s just always home when he’s had then?”
“Better let Alfred know then. He’ll want to get something as soon as possible.”
“Yeah, good point,” Dick agreed.
While Dick stepped out of the bedroom to call Alfred, Jason took the time to double check the list. It really was pretty basic. Jason didn’t know if Danny was just trying to not be demanding or if the guy didn’t need much, but Jason went ahead and put the bedside paperback and notebook in the bad too. Jason slung the duffel bag Dick had brought over his shoulder (he totally could have ridden his bike like this) and took a little bit of time to snoop through Danny’s bookcase while Dick finished the call. Sci-fi, horror, old text books, and a ton of notebooks filled the shelf with knickknacks and a few figures. Jason at least had to give Danny points for having some of the sci-fi classics, even if the range of works was pretty limited.
“Okay, Alfred is on it,” Dick said. “Anything else we need to do?”
“Nah, I think we’re good,” Jason said. Something made him not want to look through the notebooks, like they had already done enough snooping. It was an odd feeling. “Let’s get going, I’m hungry for whatever dinner is.”
“You’re always hungry,” Dick said.
Jason shrugged rather than dealing with how true that statement was. “I’m a growing boy.”
“You’re a trash pit.”
“Yeah, you want to go there, cereal boy?”
“Leave my cereal out of it!”
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AN: I do love writing Dick & Jason so much. Can you tell I have an older brother? Also sorry for the mistakes I'm sure are abounding. Guess who turns out to be anemic? This critter! Maybe getting that fixed will help...
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