#For Legal Reasons That's A Joke

[charlesoberonn]

[gaslightgirlsummer]

I bet if the Ferrari admin does ask Charles about the filter this weekend, Charles will be the one that doesn't want to do it, because he's embarrassed about the way he said inCHIdent and hates that people turned it into a meme.

(but meanwhile, he's also watched the clip multiple times of Max doing it, because he is obsessed with Max's little smiles)

i have to once again come through with the receipts, because charles actually doesn't hate the inchident at all!

he's actually referenced it by himself, unprovoked in 2022 during an interview (it was a very short clip so really hard to find, if anyone wants to help then i'll be grateful <3 i think it was in austria or silverstone)

he also doesn't seem to mind inchident references!

and we can't forget about his absolutely iconic retelling of the inchident story. max, we are still waiting for your pov!

all that being said, i highly doubt ferrari will indulge the stitch. it's just not how they move with their social media strategy - most of the content they put out is extremely polished, edited, put together and pre-planned, very in line with their general pr strategy.

[eirenses]

edit: did i seriously misspell slob

edit 2: i realized i'm the clean freak roomate when she tried to defrost her frozen chicken breasts in the bathroom sink😭

like, i don't care if you have a pile of unwashed clothes in your side of the room, or leave dirty dishes on your desk, but if you don't wash your hands after you take a piss, or defile our common spaces, i will hate living with you

[siriuslystarbucks]

End in fire

Written for @prongsfoot-microfic September theme prompt 3: “Some say the world will end in fire”

There's a poem that says, "Some say the world will end in fire." The poem continues and offers a second option, then posits that both options are good. James and Sirius cut it off at the first line; it's all they need.

Fire is pure, has life of its own in a way that's difficult to describe to anyone that doesn't feel the same.

As teenagers, they would hold hands and stare into the flames of a bonfire, transfixed. 

As adults, they need more than logs to observe. They've always been curious, and what does fire do to plaster? To beams in a ceiling? To brick, when the fire burns long enough?

The house goes up in flames, and it's beautiful but too quick.

"We used too much accelerant," Sirius says. There's mild reproach in his voice; he thought they should use less, but James had insisted.

"We did," James agrees; it's going too quickly, sputtering out in parts it should still be thriving. He just worried that if they used less, it wouldn't catch fast enough. He looks at Sirius and smiles, face warm from the flames and the flush of excitement that comes with it. "I'll follow your lead next time."

Sirius meets his look, happiness dancing in the glints of his eyes. He looks back at the house. "This wasn't a waste."

[fizzypoison]

hope this helps ✨

[depresseddepot]

trying to learn how to burn dvds but everyone on the internet describes it like "oh you just burn it" as if its still 2001 and there aren't 42541 different formats and file types that are incompatible with one another

[lorisidirgiichi2002]

Where the fuck was he during The Amazing Digital Circus?

[witcheroony]

Hail to the Thunderer

To the friend of man - the protector of humankind

I strive to match your kind, protective spirit

To throw down for the common man as you do

Your presence is a gift to me. A gift to all of us.

[yumejoshi1]

Y'all when the rest of the Green Gay Ninjas find their minecraft accounts' passwords and when to log in is JOEVER for the rest /j

[valleydean]

Obligatory happy bday misha post for the dude. Everyone at the con this weekend, buy the man 49 shots for me. (Stagger them.)

[girlbossdean]

the power I would have if I was healthy and not in pain, god himself could not stop me

[the-dragon-invasion-is-near]

Snail love darts are really cool

They kinda look like feathers

Something something snails were first on the "stabbing is kinda sexy" thing something something

[gum-iie]

i love your tags so much youre so funny i would cut off my finger for you and offer it as a gift

thanks! i can almost have a full hand now! 💜

[mischas]

the 'when harry met sally' reference ok he got me

[mondayborn]

The Noah piss kink stuff reminds me of him opening one of his old YouTube videos with "drinking your own urine is wrong, I don't wanna be right" (somewhere on artificialjungle's page)

I must have seen it before because it sounds familiar. It doesn't help his case 👀

[mrschwartz]

alex would love engenheiros do hawaii......