#Fnaf incorrect quotes

[fnafverse-quotes]

Moon: Who’s your favorite vampire?

Sun: The one from Sesame Street.

Moon: He doesn’t count.

Sun: I assure you, he does.

[connectionterminated13]

Michael: l am soaked in the blood of my siblings and my mother, I am the bastard son of a the devil on Earth. I am a monster in every sense of the word. I live only to destroy, to consume the lives of peaceful people until they're as rotten and miserable as I am, There is no one left to hold me when I cry. when I die not even the crows will want me.

Henry:.... Michael... When was the last time a human person hugged you?

Michael: 2007 November 24th Someone was trying to steal my keys....

[thechaosmasterof09]

Moon 🌙: hey bro wanna hear some dark humor?

Sun ☀️ : ..dear lord what is it now…

Moon 🌙: *turns off the lights* this is gonna be really dark

Sun ☀️ : MOON ITS TOO EARLY FOR YOUR CRAP!

[azar-rosethorn]

Security Breach/Ruin Incorrect Quotes Part 7

Chica: Christmas lights?

Vanessa: Check.

Monty: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Vanessa: Check.

Moon: Santa suits?

Vanessa: Check.

Gregory: Shovel?

Vanessa: Check.

Cassie: Alibi and bail money?

Vanessa: Check- wait, WHAT?!

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Monty: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Eclipse.

Moon: You just said it again.

Eclipse:

Monty: I am not a role model.

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Moon: Hopefully Gregory has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Gregory: Oh, shut up and die Moon.

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Sun: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!

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Eclipse: I'll offer you some friendly advice-

Moon: I don't want your advice.

Eclipse: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

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*meeting Glitchtrap*

Vanessa: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Vanny: That sounds like a dare to me.

Vanessa: Oh my god.

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Cassie: What’s it like being tall?

Cassie: Is it nice?

Cassie: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Roxy: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Gregory: It was one time!

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Gregory: I will send my army to attack!

Gregory: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

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Bonnie: We’re getting married, bitches!

Freddy: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Freddy: I am going to need you to swear-

Monty: Fuck.

Freddy:

Freddy: ...swear as in promise.

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Vanessa: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

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Roxy: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The FazFam: Awwww-

Roxy: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The FazFam: Oh.

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Cassie: This is a safety pin.

*cuts off end*

Cassie: It is now a danger pin.

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Gregory: I CAN'T DO IT!

Cassie, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Gregory: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Roxy: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Gregory:

Gregory: I appreciate it,

Gregory: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Chica: Gregory-

Gregory: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Freddy: Gregory we gotta-

Gregory: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Gregory: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Gregory, motioning to Vanny: NOT FUCKING THIS!

[dancingdaffodils08]

Ness: I know you’ve probably been emotionally unavailable since you were twelve, and look like you’re about to die of sleep deprivation, but I would run away with you if you asked.

Mike, just trying to order a hamburger: what?

Ness: what?

Abby, coloring on the kids menu: He said he’d run away with you if you asked.

[aceinacloset]

!FNAF SL REDUX!

Assortment of incorrect quotes pt. 1

Ft. Foxy wishes to annoy Ft. Freddy for a change

Ballora, let Liz kill for you

Fnaf SL CN Ft. Freddy and Bon Bon in a nutshell

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Micheal: Dad, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car. Car: *click* Micheal: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDREN'S LOCK ON?!

[cherrilemon]

Michael: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?

Abby: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

[showtimeatfreddys]

William/Springtrap: The real secret to my immortality?  Not dying.  You want to be immortal?  Ok, easy.  Don’t die.  That’s it.  Refuse to die.  There you go

Henry: But—

William/Springtrap: “But how?” you might ask?  Easy.  just don’t.  I refuse to.  say “no thanks.”

Michael, having survived all his fathers bullshit: He’s right.

[thefnafcornerr]

Gregory : We need a distraction.

Vanessa: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Sun, whispering: My time has come.

[headcanons-phb]

Cassie, holding a naked endo skull: My friends in here! I need you to get it working again!

Cassie: I don't care what experimental, morally questionable technology you use, just do it!

Gregory: I could try a car battery.

Cassie: don't talk to me about your dark arts, just bring her back!!!

[fnafverse-quotes]

Glamrock Freddy: The printer messed up the invitations! It was supposed to say “Bonnie’s birthday!”

Glamrock Chica: Well, what does it say?

Roxy: *reads over Freddy’s shoulder* “Bonnie’s bi”

Monty: Eh, that still works.

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Mike: Are they...ghosts Abby: Of course Abby: How else could they make the robots move Mike:

[glitchedcosmos]

William as springtrap about to kill somebody: you can’t gatekeep , gaslight, and girlboss your way out of this one

Vanessa dying on the floor: whAt the fuck doEs that even meaN ?!?!?!

[connectionterminated13]

Jeremike in a nutshell

Michael: Jeremy I'm a murderer, Have no direction in life, would probably get arrested for various federal crimes and did I forget to mention that I smell like a dead squirrel soaked in rotten egg juice?

Jeremy: Michael I have severe brain damage, usually high and I don't know where I am half the time!

Both: You want to watch television well kissing on the couch?

[karmaspidr]

Cassidy: What's it like being a mother of six at five years of age?

Charlie: What's it like knowing you'll never have a moment of privacy for as long as you haunt that hunk of junk?

Evan: She's got us there, Cass.