#Florida man kills eldritch horror for the lols.

[thesopwithcamel]

Theory.

There is absolutely a bunch of rednecks in the Vita Carnis universe who just hunt the carnis creatures, Im talking like they are so batshit insane that they will go after a harvester with only a shotgun, M1911 and several cans of bud lite. But even though they are basically madmen they have bagged a fucking host of influence of all fucking things and have it displayed over their mantlepiece as a trophy.

And the funniest thing is that not only are they able to easily kill mimics they also have plans to bag a monolith and even a singularity, the only person who has bagged a singularity is a man from Florida with his AK-47 kit and three sticks of dynamite.