#FitzSimmons-ish incorrect quotes

[acourtofquestions]

— Incorrect quote conversations I think will happen sometime in KoA —

Rowan: Your self-sacrificial tendencies are infuriating!

Aelin: My tendencies? You're the one ready to jump in front of an arrow or a gods wrath at any moment!

Rowan: You SOLD yourself into slavery TO MAEVE!

Aelin: Well, NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!

Rowan: Oh, ha ha ha! Hilarious comeback Princess!

Aelin: Oh, yes, you’ve called me that before: Please elaborate PRINCE?! WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

Rowan: IT MEANS YOUR A ROYAL PAIN IN MY ASS!

Aelin: ONLY WHEN I’M SAVING YOUR ASS!

Rowan: If you really wanted to protect me THEN PROTECT YOUR-MY OWN HEART!

Aelin: THEN LISTEN AND TAKE YOUR OWN DAMN ADVICE!

Rowan: I WILL NOT LISTEN WHEN YOU ASK ME TO ABANDON YOU! Aelin, YOU LEFT ME, after OUR WEDDING, AND THEN EXPECTED ME NOT TO TRY AND COME FOR YOU! — You didn’t even TRY to protect yourself, just happily plotted your death! — And left to your own devices, created a plan to die, lie, & then have me MARRY YOUR COUSINS GIRLFRIEND!

Aelin: I WAS TOLD BY THE BLOODY GODS THEMSELVES THAT I WAS DESTINED TO DIE! I DIDN’T HAVE CHOICES! And was just trying to ensure that SOMEONE, ANYONE, would survive long enough to keep AN ENTIRE KINGDOM ALIVE! — THAT YOU would SURVIVE — SOMETHING YOU MAKE INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT AND I WOULDN’T have to plot for IF YOU STOPPED TRYING TO SAVE ME!

Rowan: I MAKE IT DIFFICULT? — You were literally dying AFTER LETTING DORIAN STAB YOU! — If anything it’s always YOU trying to save ME! YOU WERE WILLING TO BURN AN ENTIRE CITY ALIVE FOR ME! YOU SET AN ENTIRE CITY ON FIRE-TWICE-FOR GODS SAKE! You saved me from the truth of my past when YOU DIDN’T EVEN TELL ME IT WAS YOU; MY SOULMATE because you saved me from the truth EVEN when that was YOU! AND THEN WHEN YOU KNEW, YOU LIED TO TRY AND SAVE ME FROM THE FUTURE, YOU DIDN’T SAY A DAMNED WORD! Just because we said “till death do us part” DOESN’T MAKE THAT THE GOAL!

Aelin: I’M ALLOWED TO WANT TO SAVE YOU! AND GUESS WHAT? I’D DO IT AGAIN, WORLD BE DAMNED! I WILL DO IT EVERY. DAMN. TIME. BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER DIE THEN SPEND A DAY ON THIS EARTH WITHOUT YOU!

Rowan: WELL, SO WOULD I! YOUR MY WORLD FIRST & FOREMOST FOREVER! I'LL KEEP YOU ALIVE OR I'LL DIE TRYING! BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

Aelin: I LOVE YOU TOO!

Rowan: THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

Aelin: I. DON’T. KNOW!