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Good evening, my Darlings! I'm sorry about the lapse between updates, but I have a new chapter up on AO3 with the full fic and full content warnings and will have the newest chapter chapter down below.

Chapter Summary: The Reader tries to understand the Harkonnens and gain favor with her husband the old-fashioned way (Part Two.)

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Content Warning: 18+; problematic smut; arranged marriage; dubious consent; implied/referenced child abuse; under negotiated kink; problematic BDSM; internalized shame; mild degradation; oral sex (m+f receiving) throat training, come eating, collars and lashes, nipple clamps/nipple play; Feyd-Rautha; impact play/slapping; semi-public sex; vaginal sex; vaginal fingering; knife play; switching; riding; Feyd's strange and fucked up methods of showing affection

Chapter Nine: Quick to Learn, Eager to Please

Your training continues.  You wouldn’t call your progress astonishing, but after a week, and then two, you find yourself first sliding into the familiarity of your old training and then picking up on new techniques.  You can’t help but smile to yourself when you get in an offensive, notice an opening that you can take that you wouldn’t have just a week earlier.  When Feyd-Rautha says, as he watches you spar with Korvo, “You remembered what I told you about your footwork.”

His own regimen is far more extensive, of course.  There’s one morning when he strips off his sweaty training shirt and you notice striations in the muscle fibers in his chest that you don’t remember seeing before.  Perhaps it’s the brighter lighting compared to your bedrooms.

The soreness becomes normal, stiffness you stretch out every morning before you leave for the Training Halls and soothe in the afternoons a couple of times a week in the Relaxation Chambers before resuming your self-imposed Harkonnen language lessons.  The routine is its own comfort that tides you over as you receive letters from back home that all sound relieved that you’re still in one piece.  And, somehow, you are.  These elements–the training, the moments spent in the library and studying the Harkonnen battle language–make you feel a little more like this Fortress is a home that you can live in.  You’re not confident enough to try and impress Feyd yet with what you’ve learned but have found that Idrisa’s an easy tutor.�� The first time you tried speaking, unprompted, in battle language to her she did an almost comical double-take before politely offering advice on how to improve your pronunciation.

“The Na-Baron will be delighted to know that you’re making an effort to learn more about his culture,” she added to soften any potential blow to your ego.  Since then, every day, you exchange basic greetings and sentences in Harkonnen with her, and each day you try to add a little more.  Idrisa’s gentle, but honest once she realizes that you won’t be offended by her critique.  

The matter of your pregnancy is still in question–it’s still too early to tell, not for lack of trying.   The collar and leash make a reappearance–on a night he also placed metal clamps on your nipples and took your mouth again until between the shock of the clamps barely fading with time and the suffocating pressure of his cock venturing further and further within the wet cavern of your mouth had tears streaming down your face and silent pleas for him to finally fuck you–but strangely enough the flogger, as he calls it, hasn’t.  When he strikes your backside he seems to prefer his own hands, maybe because for every time his hand descends it stings his palm as well.  Sometimes he brings out ropes, one night ties your arms behind your back and takes you from behind, one hand in your hair until he comes hard and pulls out only to bury his face against your backside and lick your cunt, tasting his own spend as it leaks out of you until you shudder and climax around the flicker of his tongue.  You’re past the point of being shocked by the idea of your husband tasting his own semen; it’s funny to think that such a thing would’ve horrified you a few weeks ago.  Most of this probably would.  

The night that he introduces the clamps you use his bathroom afterwards, see your splotchy face and worn body, and wonder how much of your enjoyment is genuine and how much is simply a tool to acclimate to it.  Does it really make a difference?  The pain from the clamps had gone from sharp pain to an insistent ache that left you trembling.  The way he’d held your head in place as he’d guided his cock into your mouth and kept it there, pulling out only long enough to let you breathe and pushing back in for longer increments until you felt almost light-headed.  Does it really matter how or why it made you sufficiently wet to take him inside of you?  Is it not just easier to accept it than to dwell on the accompanying shame of it?

So far, you’ve realized, he hasn’t asked you to hurt him beyond scratching his back and arms when he’s inside of you, or biting down on the meat of his shoulder until you break skin.  Hasn’t asked you to subjugate him with the silver collar and chain he keeps, always noticeable but never mentioned after that night.  Perhaps he’s waiting for the right time, the right sign that you’d be able to hurt him as deliciously as he does you.

You think of the silver collar and how it would look against his pale skin as he waits patiently for instruction, like a fierce but loyal guard dog.

The image of it makes something you can’t quite name unfurl like black smoke in the pit of your stomach.  

Between training you to fight and training you to take his cock in a variety of positions, Feyd gives ample reason for you to enjoy the soothing attention you get in the Relaxation Chambers.

Once, when you enter the chambers, you see another woman walking by you; she’s well-dressed, clearly the wife of a high-ranking member of Harkonnen militia, and you speak before you can stop yourself.

“Hello,” you tell her, and she stops, blinking in confusion.  You’re starting to get better at gauging peoples’ ages around here without hair or eyebrows, and you guess her to be in her early thirties, with a round face and hazel eyes.

She stands, awkwardly, clearly wondering why you’ve just spoken to her, before inclining her head.  “Good afternoon, Na-Baroness.”

“My apologies.  I don’t think I’ve learned your name yet,” you tell her, extending your hand.

She takes it in a gentle shake.  “Indeed you have not, Na-Baroness.  It’s Liana Druganin, wife of Piter Druganin,” she says, managing to keep a polite tone before she drops your hand.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Lady Druganin,” you tell her with a small smile.

She reciprocates and it looks as manufactured as the fake wood paneling.  

You’ve seen this before, but until now have been spared actually experiencing it: that moment when an attempt at friendship is made and the recipient can only think, Why are you talking to me?  Go away .  She won’t say it, not in a thousand years, because you outrank her.  But the look on her face, almost bordering on panic at the idea that you’ll keep trying to talk to her, says it all.

You clench your jaw, trying to ignore the sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach.  “Well,” you say, “Have a lovely afternoon, Lady Druganin.”  You both know that it’s not true, and that it’s also not true when she replies with a feeble echo of your sentiments.

She turns to go with a polite bow of her head and a stiffness in her shoulders that hadn’t been there before you spoke to her.  You watch after her and for a moment, she starts to turn around before thinking better of it.

You try to stay resolute.  No matter , you tell yourself.  They will start by respecting me.  They don’t have to like me yet .  My children will play with their children and I will be their Baroness.  They’ll learn.

Still, the sting of it is enough that you have to look over a letter a friend sent you to remind you that you’re perfectly capable of making them.

You write another.  There’s a growing pile of letters that you keep in a desk drawer and in moments like these pull them out and re-read them and remember that even if they’re not here, there are still people who love you.

Feyd’s birthday is almost here–in a week the Bene Gesserit will visit and Feyd will execute prisoners in the arena under the guise of sport.  There will be hours of celebrating afterwards with more flash than the solemnity of a Harkonnen wedding.  You want to ask if there will be dancing, because there wasn’t at your wedding.  You’re not sure what Harkonnen dancing would even look like.  Or music, beyond ceremonial war chants.  The party afterwards will also be the first time you’re properly presented to the Fortress as the Na-Baron.

Not that you’ll be expected to make any speeches or hold anyone’s attention, but a dress is being made for you to commemorate the occasion and you’ll represent not a person but an idea, a symbol.  This is the part of marriage you’ve been preparing for most of your life.  When you were younger your mother was honest about what marriage would look like for you; that your husband would probably be someone you didn’t know very well or perhaps not at all until the wedding, and that it would be your duty to represent the best qualities of your House and, if your groom was from a different House, his as well.  That for you, marriage would be about politics first and that love would come eventually as you got acclimated to your new husband and the role you’d be playing, and even then that it might not be a passionate or easy kind of love.

Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen isn’t a creature compatible with something like love.  You were almost surprised that there’s a word for it in his language.  You’re not sure if you could ever grow to love him, or he you.  You’re not sure if it’s an emotion he’s capable of feeling or if the strangely companionable routine you’ve developed with him is the best you’re going to get.  

Your children, though, you’re certain you’ll love, even if they’re raised to be cold, even as they’ll never quite look like you, and you’ll teach them how to express it.  You’ll make sure that no matter how strict and unforgiving their father will bring them up that they’ll always have you.

In a letter addressed only to your mother you ask her what you can barely form in your own mind and couldn’t possibly ask anyone else here. You ask her how early she was able to tell, because you can’t.  You must be, or else something’s very wrong, but you haven’t had a moment after he’s finished inside of you that you felt life growing there.  You don’t feel different yet, and certainly don’t look different.  When do you feel a tithe to them?  You look at your stomach in the mirror as if expecting it to swell already and wonder if the rush of maternal love will come once you can confirm it or if it happens once you have the baby.  There’s no shortage of information on the physical aspects of pregnancy but nothing on that.  The closer it gets to the Bene Gesserit’s visit the more real all this becomes: you’re going to be a mother, on a brutal and unforgiving planet that you’re constantly torn between assimilating into and rejecting to maintain your own sense of self.  You’re going to need all the help you can get.

There’s another shift, four days before Feyd-Rautha’s birthday.

It starts out as a normal training session, with Feyd putting you through close range maneuver drills.

While the rest of the Fortress is busy preparing for his birthday celebrations, he seems somewhat detached.  You’d assumed he’d be more excited at the chance to kill more prisoners in front of an adoring crowd; he’d seemed like he was having a decent enough time killing drugged men for Geidi Prime’s entertainment before the wedding.  This, however, he treats like an obligation that he discusses only in the most pragmatic terms and as part of his responsibilities as Na-Baron.  You’re not entirely sure why, or what if any moral quandary he might have now that he didn’t nearly a month ago.  But you decide that your grasp of Harkonnen pronunciation has improved enough that you can give him an early birthday present and surprise him with your efforts so far.

It’s while you separate long enough to take a minute-long break that you decide that now is as good a time as any.  You take a breath and remember how Idrisa taught you to say the words before offering him a friendly smile and throwing out the words in imperfect but improved Harkonnen.

“ Do you know what you want for your birthday, Husband? ”

He blinks, taken aback for the sweetest of moments before tilting his head and giving you a small smile as if to say, Huh.  How about that.  Like you’re a dog that’s performed an amusing trick.  It would feel embarrassing were it not for that he could have had a much worse reaction.

He responds in kind, with what you can only partially interpret as “ Yes, wife, and I ….” something garbled or a phrase you haven’t learned yet, “ what is mine .”  

Well.  Tone and implications count for a lot.  You might not understand the wording exactly, but you think you get the general picture he’s painting for you as you feel yourself blush.  He circles around you and adds, speaking faster than the instructions you’re used to hearing and a few words are indecipherable, “ I’ll eghl as my wife, lawswh you off to all of Geidi Prime .”

Before you have time to respond he locks you into position, his front to your back and his blade against your throat.  “ To zxncoh to my people that you took my seed and you’re sadghl my heir .”

Other people can hear, you think, scandalized.  Maybe not all that well, he’s not speaking loudly, and other people are focused on their own training but still…

His cock is hard and flushed against the small of your back.  Your head is spinning.  He inhales sharply, as if he can smell the growing wetness between your legs.  He withdraws his blade, holsters it in his scabbard, and turns off his shield.  On instinct, you turn off yours.  There’s a couple of seconds you’re both still, and he opens his mouth, nuzzles your hair.  And then…

“Everyone out!” he calls out, the gravel of his rasp not suited for yelling, but he manages all the same.  A servant opens the door and everyone files out without a word in less than a minute, and then the door slams shut.

He turns you around in his arms and kisses you hard.

He’d talked about doing this the first day he trained you.  It’s really a testament to his self-restraint that he’s waited this long to do it, you think as he backs you into the wall and braces one forearm beside your head.  His other hand sneaks into the waist of your pants and beneath your undergarment.

You wrap your arms around his shoulders and gasp into it as he brings his fingertips over your bud and circles lightly, at first anyway.  One fingertip slides along the slit of you, feeling for your growing wetness as he rests his lips against your hairline.  You feel him break into a self-satisfied grin as he says, “I think you can handle two, don’t you, pet?” and slips his middle and index fingers in without waiting for you to respond.  You try to tamp down on your whimpers, the way the echoes of the room amplify every sound, including the slick wet noises of his fingers twisting and pumping inside of you, finally crooking forward the way you like.  It’s hardly fair of him to use that against you.

Oh, Great Mother, they’ve probably got their ears pressed up against the door, listening in, hearing everything—

–And then he slides in a third finger and crooks them again.

You buck your hips, the wind knocked out of you in a silent scream.

“You like that?” Feyd asks, his voice in your ear.

You know I do.  For fuck’s sake, Feyd, just do it again.   You let out a desperate whine, biting your lip as you nod and he rubs you down again, feeling you shake around him.  You feel searingly hot, knowing your face is flushed, knowing that everyone outside knows what the two of you are doing.

You made this choice weeks ago.  You made this choice over a month ago when the Reverend Mother told you who you were to marry.

You still his hand, giving a small nod as if to say, I’m ready, and he withdraws, tilting his head and waiting.  You hardly take a breath before you turn and descend to your knees, pulling your pants and smallclothes down your thighs and spreading your legs as far as you reasonably can before bracing your hands against the wall.  Your breath is already ragged.  You rest your forehead in between your hands.

“ Fuck me, husband ,” you manage in Harkonnen.

Feyd huffs a laugh and settles down behind you.  The sound of him unfastening the front of his pants is shockingly loud within the cavernous expanse of the room, and even as you’d wanted to hold back on your noises he punctures them out of you with each thrust.

You’ll forgive yourself this indignity.  You’re doing it for a greater purpose , you tell yourself.

And then Feyd thrusts at just the right angle that has you letting out a strangled moan, shaking around him, barely able to hold onto the wall in front of you before he brings a hand between your legs.

“That’s it, pet,” he murmurs in your ear.  “Don’t hold back.  Make all the pretty noises you can,” he says and brings his fingers back to your bud.  You cry out, tears pricking up at the corners of your eyes and you’re not entirely sure from what, clenching hard as he uses the pressure around him to power through, pulling you onto him as he growls and snarls and fills you to the brim.

You tremble through it all, shutting your eyes.  A few months ago you would never have pictured yourself doing this, letting a man fuck you from behind while over a dozen people in a hallway mere meters away could hear, and certainly would never have pictured coming from it.  A few months ago you would never have pictured marrying a Harkonnen.

Afterwards, he holds himself to your back, giving one last soft thrust before pulling out.  You yank your smallclothes and pants up as fast as possible to avoid any kind of spill, wincing at the mess of fluids smeared between you and the gusset.

“Is it always messy like this?” you ask as Feyd tucks himself back in and rises to stand.

“If you’re doing it right,” he says, offering a hand to guide you up.

Once he has you he cups your chin with his hand that had fondled you under your smallclothes.  You know immediately what he’s about to do and open your mouth, allowing him access as he slips his fingers inside.

“Clever thing, aren’t you?” Feyd says, watching his fingers go in, watching your eyes as he pushes them until they reach your soft palate and you just barely manage not to gag at the taste and scent of your own juices on his fingertips, the brush of his fingertips pressed too far in for comfort.  He withdraws them as he says, ��Quick to learn, eager to please.”

You shut your eyes, exhaling shakily as you lower your head.  You can’t name the twisted combination of shame and pride at his condescending praise.

He cradles your face again.  “None of that, now.  Look at me, pet,” he says.  And when you do, swallowing around nothing, jaw clenched, he looks at your face, studying the look in your eyes as if he can understand what you’re feeling better than you can.

He kisses you again, bruising, searing, burying his other hand in your hair.  He gives you a moment to catch your breath when he releases you, and then looks at the door.  His eyes flicker between you and it for a moment before he strides towards it to let everyone back inside.

“I would never have done what we just did for anyone other than you,” you call after him before he can get there, before you can stop yourself.  “ Never .”

He stops and looks at you.  “I believe you believe that, Y/N,” he says.  “You were the first virgin I think I’ve ever been with.”

You furrow your brow.  “Really?” you ask, his response briefly taking you out of the embarrassed pit you’d started digging for yourself.  You’d sort of assumed that he’d had a history of deflowering frightened young women.  Sort of assumed that it was one of his Na-Baronly duties.

He gives a mono-syllabic grunt in the affirmative before opening the door.

You don’t envy everyone shuffling in, avoiding looking at either of you directly as they offer quick honorifics and resume their training.

You’re too shaken to be of much use for the rest of your session, not to Feyd’s surprise.  

“Let’s call it a morning, Y/N.  Go to your quarters, take a shower.  I’ll see you at breakfast,” he says, and you’re biting down on a sarcastic, why thank you, Na-Baron. The squelch of your come leaking out of me is a bit distracting.  I appreciate you noticing , when he leans in and gives you a brief kiss on the mouth.

You blink in surprise.  He seldom kisses you when there are other people around, and certainly not in front of his soldiers while he’s training.  You hesitate before returning it.  

“ Thank you, husband ,” you tell him in Harkonnen as you pull away.  The curve of his mouth twitches in what you hope is a smile.

You’re certain after that you’ve gotten a good amount of leverage, as much as you’re probably going to get until you become a mother, but what then?  

You can learn to live with Feyd as the father of your children, with him being the formative authority figure in their lives.  You’ll never try to convince yourself that deep down he’s a kind and decent man, but you’ve noticed that he has his own, albeit twisted, set of moral standards.  It’s the idea of the Baron being in their lives at all that worries you.  You can’t imagine any way in which his presence could be a good thing, especially for any sons you’ll have–and surely Feyd must know this?

A thought forms and grows even as you try to shut it out.  It’s impossible, you tell yourself, and still you can’t help but wonder.

At dinnertime the following evening your grip tightens on your fork as at the head of the table the Baron eats roasted bird down to the bone and you wonder how fragile his own must be after what must be years now of not being able to move on his own.  

There’s not a chance that you’d be able to get rid of him personally.  You’d be killed long before such an attempt could come to fruition.  But you’ve read a bit about Harkonnen history, and Barons have been usurped before, ones in declining health replaced by those who’d go on to prove more capable and more ruthless than their predecessors.  Feyd knows his own history far better than you do, he’s read about this.

He tried to kill his uncle once.  What’s stopping him now that he’s entering the very prime of his life?  When he has a wife and, soon, children to think about?  When the Baron’s over seventy and hasn’t been able to walk on his own in years?

Can he be convinced?

You keep your head down, glad that no one here can read your mind, glad that the Baron only seems to pay attention to you if he seems to be wondering if it’s too early for you to start showing.  

I’ll spare you the suspense: it is, you’d tell him if you had the nerve. 

That night Feyd comes to your room and takes you and there’s a moment between when he finishes and when he decides to sleep in his own quarters that you think about suggesting it to him.

The people respect and fear you .  It’s your time.  You’re ready.

You have a duty to Geidi Prime and the Bene Gesserit and me to keep our children safe and there’s no guarantee of that unless you get rid of the Baron.

In the end you can’t bring yourself to say it.  Not yet.

You wake up to the feeling of a body behind you and cold steel against your throat, and it takes you less than a second to realize that you’re not dreaming, and the person shifting in behind you and bringing both arms around you is very much real.

You let out one scream, to alert any guards nearby, but nothing else to waste your precious breath as you reach for the forearm leading to the hand that’s holding the knife and jerk one shoulder up as hard as you can, trying to dislodge him.

This is so much easier standing up than laying on your side, you realize with immediate clarity, having never felt more awake in your life as you try to duck your head in the scant gap that you’ve made, grabbing his wrist and struggling as he refuses to give you enough space to properly move.

You still manage to keep your hand on his forearm, ducking just enough to squirm out of his arms and plunge his knife into his ribs and then…

The knife hums but doesn’t pierce his skin.  

He has his shield activated , you realize, panic setting in, eyes trying to adjust to the dark.  If I can evade him just long enough to get his shield off then maybe–

You bite down on the man’s other arm, hard, breaking the skin and drawing a moan out of the man behind you that you don’t have time to recognize sounds familiar– you just need to get on top of him, get the upper hand –and duck under his arm long enough to turn and swing one leg over the man’s waist and pin him on his back to your bed, finally wrenching the knife out of his hand as you point it as his chest and…

You stare, panting and stunned.  It hadn’t occurred to you to question how someone could get into your chambers, hadn’t registered that your assailant was wearing pants but no shirt.  All you could think about was the knife at your throat.

Pinned underneath you is your husband.  He fixes you with a smile, looking utterly pleased with himself.

“You’re improving; that’s good,” he says.

You nearly drop your knife, barely having the mind to set it on the bed next to Feyd’s shoulder, realizing that you’re sitting directly on top of his stiffening groin.  Feyd turns off his shield device before propping himself up on his forearms.

“I had to make sure that you were prepared.  If you’re ever ambushed it won’t be in a training room with a warning,” he says.  He ignores your ragged breaths and stunned expression quickly turning to anger.

You slap him as hard as you can.  The cracking sound could deafen you; pain shoots down your wrist from the impact.

What the fuck?!  I was terrified! you almost say before he sits all the way up and pulls you into a ferocious kiss.  You give back as good as you receive, almost snarling into it, gripping the back of his neck, before pulling away for breath.

“I’m fucking furious with you,” you tell him.

“Good,” he says, and pulls you into another kiss.  He gives a quiet moan at the taste of his blood in your mouth, staining your teeth, and licks it off of you.  He draws an arm across your naked back and buries his other hand in your hair.  Anger turns to adrenaline turns to arousal that has you panting against his mouth before something occurs to you.

“Wait, what happened to–” there are always a couple of armed guards at each end of the expansive hallway.  They would’ve been able to hear your screaming.

“I told the guards that I was conducting a drill and that if they interfered that I’d feed them alive and screaming to my Darlings,” he says.

You’re deranged , you think, and reach for his pants with only one goal in mind, and for a moment you picture him flipping the two of you over, fucking you into the mattress like he does every night and sometimes in the mornings, reducing you to mewls and whimpers.

No.

This time he can be the one who gets fucked, that follows the rhythm of your hips.  You’ve only come close to that kind of leverage once before but if he wants to be inside of you tonight this is what he’s going to get.

You grab the dagger left on the sheets and press it to his collarbone.

“You nearly killed me,” you tell him.  “I’ll take what I want from you.” 

He grins at you with his black teeth and gums.  “I was only trying to make you think I would kill you, but you did well, so you can take whatever you want.”

You exhale through your nostrils.  Think I’m bluffing? you want to ask as the tip of the blade just barely pierces his alabaster skin.  An image flashes like lightning in your mind and grows like the clap of thunder–him prone underneath you, laying back and taking everything you give him.  Your mouth falls open at the idea and shuts again as you push at his chest, watching as he goes down.

Something flashes in those blue eyes of his as he has just enough reach to turn on the light and you relax the blade just enough to let him do it, let him give you a good look at him.

“Go on,” he says.  “Take your reward.”

You huff an-almost laugh, stunned, delighted.  You think of him collared but quickly dismiss the notion.  Next time.  You’re too impatient to leave the room.  You look down at Feyd, pliant and waiting beneath you, and press the tip of the knife just barely against his skin.  “Help me get your pants off,” you tell him as you raise your hips enough to give him access.

His eyes blaze as he does as he’s told, raising his hips to push them down his legs, kicking a little to get them further down.  Do they come all the way off?  Probably not.  You don’t care.  His cock stands at attention, and you relinquish the knife in order to brace a hand on his stomach, your other hand positioning him at your entrance.  Feyd’s hands in turn cup your hips.  It takes some finessing, moving on top of him; it’s not a position you’ve explored much before but you’re slick enough that it’s effortless to line him up against you and slide down onto him.

“You wanna ride me?” he says as you rock your hips for the first time and a moan spills from your lips.  He feels so good, you think, almost dazed, mouth falling open.

“Is that what this is called?” you ask, resting your hands on his chest, taking the opportunity to squeeze and grope whatever you can find.

Feyd lets out a breathless laugh, sliding his own hands over your hips, bringing one up further to squeeze one of your breasts in turn.  “Among other things,” he says.

You almost laugh as well; this way it’s almost like his body’s a fun toy you can use to amuse and please yourself.  You have better access to the rest of him this way, and he you.  He’s never really let you touch him like this, and you wonder–he doesn’t have breasts, but would he still like it if you touched his nipples?  You rock your hips, still getting a feel for the rise and fall, the drag of it, as you circle your thumb around one of them before pinching the bud between it and your forefinger.  For a moment you expect him to snap at you, grab your wrist and growl a warning at you, but he twitches and gasps and you repeat the gesture.

Your breath hitches and you can’t help but smile for a moment, delighted at the new information you have on this man, the vulnerability of him under you.  Would he, under the right circumstances, allow the clamps he’s used only once on you?  You bring one hand to his bare thigh as you try out different movements and speeds, oscillating between a rolling grind, bouncing up and down, a combination of both as the friction from this position is a unique thrill that builds the heat within you just as fast as the drag of him inside of you.

He brings one hand to your neck, thumb to your pulse point, and gives a light squeeze.  You just bear down and ride him harder as if to say, You think that scares me?  I know you, husband.  You’ve hurt a lot of people and you’re going to hurt more, but not me.  Not in a way that I can’t handle and come back from.

The clarity of it is almost shocking, but you know in your heart that it’s true; even tonight is his own perverse kind of fondness.

What a strange fucking husband, what a strange fucking marriage you have, that minutes after you thought you were about to be killed you feel safer than you have with him so far.

Your orgasm rips through you faster than you’ve ever managed with him inside of you, has you crying out as you shut your eyes and throw your head back, stomach and thighs clenching and every nerve on fire.  For a moment everything’s red and everything’s hot and you feel like you’ve just incinerated yourself, and then you come to, mouth open and hips still jerking in short thrusts on top of him and all you can see are Feyd’s pupils blown wide as he stares up at you.

There’s a moment you realize that you could deprive him of an orgasm.  One of the first nights you were together, the moment it seemed like you were about to come, he’d smugly withheld it from you.  Now that you’ve gotten yours, you could stop, climb off of him, and tell him he can finish himself off.  Right now he seems dazed, mouth open, his grip on your throat more of a loose hold.  For a moment you picture the lost look on his face if you do it.

That moment breezes by, and you start rocking onto him again, panting and moaning as you scratch down his chest, your nails catching onto his nipples, making him buck his hips and moan, the movements jostling your insides.  He’s close–and somehow, you’re building again with your frayed nerves, but you’re going to need his help to bring you over with him.

Well, maybe not need.   But you’re going to tell him anyway.

It takes you a few tries, mouth open, trying to form the words, before you say, “Touch me,” and you’re pretty proud of how it comes across as an instruction rather than a plea.

In turn it takes him a moment to register your orders before sliding his hand to your neck down to one of your breasts, squeezing and fondling one and then the other, and finally, mercifully sliding his other hand from your hip and resting it high up on your thigh, rubbing his thumb along your apex.

“That’s it,” you manage, closing your eyes, gritting your teeth at how frustratingly close you are while still so sensitive, so determined to make it over the edge before he does.  He’s panting underneath you, his heart pounding, sweat dampening his chest and his thigh and he shifts his legs and–oh.  Oh .  That’s it.  You don’t register your own moans and cries as you shut your eyes against it, feeling him coming inside of you, hearing a guttural moan ripped out of his chest as he arches his hips up into you and for a moment you feel like everything’s shattering, everything bursting into air.  After a moment you still your hips, taking in shuddering breaths, waiting to come back to yourself.

You open your eyes again and look down at Feyd, who looks at you like he’s never looked at you before and you realize this is what it’s like for someone to be in awe of you.  It’s a powerful feeling, especially from him.

You kept this away from me for nearly a month? you want to ask.  You let out a laugh.  You’re soaring.  You’re delirious.  You want to go again even as you tremble.

Feyd ends up talking first.  “Now what, pet?” he says, running his hands over your shaking thighs.  “Anything you want.”

You catch your breath.  He’s still under you, still subdued and tamed–for now.  You lean forward, bracing your forearms on either side of him, enjoying the shift of the angle of him inside of you even when softened.  He gives a slight hiss as you roll your hips once for good measure.

“I want to keep you inside of me until you get hard again, and then I want to ride you again until I can’t anymore,” you tell him.

You haven’t seen him drunk but you can imagine that it looks a little like this, the way his head rolls to the side and he grins, still looking dazed and bedazzled.  You can hardly blame him; you feel almost out of your own body as well.

I have you.  I have you.  I have you.

[one-rover]

My version of an adult Jesse

Hello again!

This is the part with adult Jesse:

• She became attached to the Earth in much the same way as Terry, falling in love with the culture and people. Jesse has really become very similar to a very ordinary person (despite her outer shell), who has her own dreams and interests.

• Jess hasn't grown much in height, so she's often asked how old she is, which gets a little tiresome. She tried to wear heels, but these instruments of torture were clearly not to her liking. She eventually came to terms with it.

• Jesse also started wearing glasses. No, there’s nothing wrong with her vision, she just feels absolutely great with this decorative accessory. She began to be more often attracted to human trinkets and things, which worried Korvo a little, but Terrance, as always, advised her to just not worry about it.

• After her brother left (who went to explore the vastness of space), Jesse was left practically alone. She missed her brother, because, despite his lousy character, he supported her and they often fooled around. It was difficult for Jess to make friends, and it was also difficult at school (unfortunately, the bullies did not go on space travel). But, having already graduated from school, everything went smoothly and she found interesting people who were not worried about the girl’s unusual appearance. They were a little weird and goofy, but Jess liked it.

• Jesse likes to attend different events and take part in creative competitions. She, like a sunflower, is drawn to the light and longs to test herself. Jesse doesn't use Sci-Fi as much as she used to, but it wouldn't be solar opposites if she didn't constantly get into trouble. Alien parents often pull their daughter out of various troubles. Even with one child, they manage to find adventures to their ass!..

• The girl is 22 years old and she is engaged in design. Almost all of Jesse and Yumyulak's room became Jess's room. She actively runs some social networks and tries to promote her creativity. It is difficult for the older Slorpians to understand the girl, but they really try to support her in her endeavors.

• And finally, Jesse sees his brother. He can plop down on this planet once, twice or three times every six months to see his family and again talk about the next dangerous pursuit. The girl likes it when Yumyulack visits them, she really misses him sometimes. But Yumyulack promised her to take her with him on one of his trips, which the young designer was extremely happy about. Now they are both waiting for this meeting.

This was my idea of the future Jesse Opposite :)

I really hope that someone can agree with me on something. I'm hooked on this idea for the future and maybe I'll do some more in the future.

I wish everyone a good day/morning/evening/night! ;)

[arteicetb]

How would you want Solar Opposites to end? Like, what would be your PERFECT ending? I know Johnny2Cellos has said he’d like to see the three main plot lines (shlorpions, the Wall, silver cops) all finally meet and collide in one big epic finale, but what would YOU want to see?

Personally, keeping the plots separate is what makes them unique and special so having them collide would be a hot mess considering the settings are completely different and the only thing tying them together would be getting revenge on the Aliens that put them in their given situations. I’d rather the Wall and Silvercops stories ending on their own notes since the characters are far from wanting to take revenge at this point, they got their own stuff going on.

The Wall, I’d like to see Sherry lead the people and Nova coming out to the Backyard to show them that The Wall is finally peaceful and they just leave Sharry all alone with Pezzly. Sherry finally getting what she wanted, peace to rise her child.

Silvercops, I want to see Glen and the Goldcops take down the Silvers and he continues his life as a nomad traveling the universe.

The main series, I’d like to see the Pupa terraform the planet but making a whole new and different Schlorp like Korvo wanted after their time together on Earth.

Those would be my ideal endings for the plot lines, but I’m interested to see what the writers would have cooking🔥

[solaroppositesyaoi]

Hold on ,,, i kinda fell out of the fandom a while ago

Is Tervo canon now?? Like... earnest canon? Not just in that limbo between homophobic jokes and queerbaiting but like... Actual committed, loving relationship that they're both working on and they don't just sometimes kiss for laughs?

Because in that case i might start watching again

(I fell off just before the christmas special)

OH BOY ANON YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY AUTISM

So the short answer is yes though not 100% and I understand if that’s not what you’re looking for but if you have time you can listen to me go off:

So they pretty much do everything except stare directly at the audience and announce that their in a relationship but the show pretty much tells us they’re in relationship

We’ll start with the Christmas Special since you stopped there.

There’s only one “tervo” scene where Terry reveals he’s been practicing punching for Korvo’s Christmas present and they share a kiss which is the best kiss we’ve gotten from them.

It’s very sweet

Now onto s3

I’m linking my own video if you want to watch the scenes yourself but don’t worry I’m gonna break into them: link to video

There’s a lot of little things through out the season the word “husband” is thrown around a lot, in episode 2 Terry refers to Korvo as babe a personal fave of mine. There’s also huge implications they’re having sex with each other which you know helps.

The main episodes with the biggest Tervo moments are episode 3 The Pupas Big Day and episode 8 The Cubic Lattice Crystallizer

The Pupa’s Big Day features jealous Korvo in the best possible way (this is my personally favorite episode in the series by the way)

I don’t want to ruin the episodes for you but Terry is buddy buddy with a new character and it drives Korvo crazy. In the end the episode ends with with this line:

Tervo for the soul

The Cubic Lattice Crystallizer starts well with this:

After the fam goes on vacation and a few shenanigans happens until Terry and Korvo end up a museum of betrayals which features an animatronic of Korvo getting banged by Chris the red goobler

This sets off Terry who shows quite a bit a jealousy from the situation I’m not going to show it cause of tumblr’s nsfw rules but the animatronic says something along the lines

“I’m coming harder than I do with Terry”

The final scene I want to talk about come from the season finale The Fog of Pupa. Ms. Frankie reveals the cunnilingus Korvo gave her in the s2 finale and Terry give him this look:

It’s just screams Terry’s pissed at Korvo for this but why would he be if they weren’t in a relationship??

Outside that we have the Halloween special where it’s revealed Korvo gave Terry bj coupons for Valentines Day

Cute

Also found this excerpt article with Mike McMahan (here’s a link for the entire article)

In the s4 preview (youtube link) Terry pretty much is the sole reason Korvo is British now because it made him horny, he also calls Korvo sweetie in the clip.

We also have a Valentines episode to look forward too which a lot of people are speculating a tervo wedding as “something big” is suppose to happen to two characters hmmm…..

So are they in a relationship? I like to think so but I’m also autistic and a little insane and I eat up all the scraps they give me. Maybe I’m delusional but i feel there’s a ton of evidence here. If you think this is just queerbait material I understand but I think it’s pretty clear they’re in love with each other. Either way I can't wait for s4 and more tervo content for me to tear into and analyze the death.

Anyway thanks for sticking with me here and I hope this answered your question!

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Solar Opposites: The Misadventures of The Solars Episode #1: The Unwanted Personification of The Solars

The episode starts on Earth, an unknown mask being appears with a familiar outfit while wearing a hood with a bow on it with a bunch of viles in her hands.

???: Hello GeenaDavisville, I know about Jesse and her family. Prepare to be just like them!

We then cut to Korvo and Terry having sex

Korvo: Oh Terry! *moans* I love it when you bang me like that! *moans* Keep fucking me up!

Terry: *moans* Fuck! You feel good, baby!

Korvo: Treat me like a nectar! Call me a slutty mogul!

Terry: Ooooh! *moans* Yes, that gets me so fucking hot!

The two husbands cum as they moan

Korvo: *screaming in ecstasy* TERRY!

Terry: KORVY! OOOOOH!

The two alien husbands embrace in kiss as they moan lovingly.

Korvo: Fuck...things have been better since we got married...

Terry: I know… we had everything we ever wanted… our four kids… our nanny… our human neighbors and human frenemies… our house… AISHA… we had everything we ever wanted… a peaceful happy life…

Korvo nods.

Korvo: I know… I love you Terry-bear…

Terry: Love you too...

The two husbands kiss as they snuggle with each other. Back with the mysterious figure, she presses the button and colorful electronic mist spreads across some of the humans, while most of them are safe, some of them aren’t. The mysterious figure laughs evilly as thunder and lightning clashes. The next morning, Principal Cooke unlocks the keys while carrying stuff and heads inside his office. But then, suddenly notices red Shlorpian skin blotches in his hands.

Principal Cooke: What the?

The scene then cuts to Miss Frankie, taking a test for her car but then notices blue-green Shlorpian blotches in her hands that caused her to scream in horror. The scene then cuts to the Replicants and Sonya getting excited because of the Sprinkle Museum.

Sonya: Wow! The Sprinkle Museum is open! I can’t wait for the cute sprinkles artwork!

Jesse: I know right?!

Yumyulack: I can’t wait! I’m gonna take a pic of sprinkle from every celebrity on Earth!

Jesse: I hope they finally have the ones from Katy Perry! She is very amazing!

Sonya: I'm with you on that one!

Yumyulack: I’m betting they have the one from Brad Pitt! His sprinkles are really action-packed!

Sonya: Hopefully they also have some from Ariana Grande!

Korvo: No one is going anywhere until we have your pussy cleaned off. It’s attracting those space spiders again!

Jesse: Aw, do we have to?

Yumyulack: Aw just let me be stanky! My mound! My choice!

Sonya: Come on, Yumyulack.

Korvo: Now now now. I know it’s a bit painful, but I keep some slipping on that stuff. And this little sprout of mine deserves a clean ass.

Yumyulack smiles

Yumyulack: Korv...

Phoebe MacCarthy: Hold your horses, *gets out a back* I’m gonna help use this bag to grab all the droppings before it spread on the floor.

Korvo: Thanks Phoebe.

Phoebe MacCarthy: You’re welcome, because I ain’t want to have to clean up y’all’s pussy. This is the only solution I got.

Jesse laughs

Korvo: Okay, Phoebe hold this bag while I abstract all the droplets we get.

Phoebe MacCarthy: Got it!

Korvo presses the button on the mound expressor and it starts abstracting the mound on Yumyulack’s ass.

Yumyulack: *laughs* It tickles!

Korvo: *sing-songy* Doo do doo doo! *normal voice* Get it all Phoebe. We can have it our own mold and make gummy bears!

Suddenly… a human’s offscreen body appears with Terry’s clothes.

Terry: *offscreen* Oh! We getting our mounds abstracted?! Me next! Me next!

Korvo: Alright Terry, you can be next! Just drop your pants and and let’s see- *exclaims in shock*

Yumyulack: *gasp*

Jesse: Jesus Jessica Parker!

Sonya: *screams*

Terry: *offscreen* What?!

Korvo: Terry! You have a human penis! *scene cuts to Terry, now a human* And you’re human!

Human Terry: Huh? What are you talking about?

Human Terry looks at a mirror and gasp.

Human Terry: I’m… I’m a human a-and I got a slight above average human penis!

The family screams in horror at the sight Terry’s human penis. The scene then cuts to a board meeting where the board are waiting for Cooke.

Board Leader: Where the fuck is Principal Cooke?!

Board Member: We don't know, sir.

Then, Cooke comes as the board members gasp in horror and disgust. Cooke now has a red Shlorpian skin body.

Principal Cooke: I am so sorry I'm late. I-

Board Council: What the fuck happened to you?!

Principal Cooke: I don't know but-

Miss Frankie and Ms. Perez came in with Shlorpian skins of their own. Ms. Perez has orange Shlorpian skin and Miss Frankie has blue-green Shlorpian skin.

Miss Frankie: Honey?!

Principal Cooke: *gasp in horror* Oh my gosh, baby! What happen?!

Miss Frankie: I don't know! I just woke up like this!

Principal Cooke: What?! Ugh! *to the board members* We’re so sorry council, but we believe this has something to do with our alien students and their dads!

Board Leader: You mean the fact to tell us that you’ve been banned from school grounds starting with today?!

Principal Cooke: Pretty much...

Board Council: Good! Because… YOU! THREE! ARE! FIRED!

Principal Cooke, Miss Frankie, and Ms. Perez: WHAT?!

Board Member: I don’t what crazy bullshit this is but you three have gotten worse more than ever! You three are nothing but monsters!

Ms. Perez gasps and tears up. The three teachers look around and sees everyone backing away at them. The scene then cuts to a teacher throwing the three teachers out.

Teacher: GET OUT OF HERE!

Miss Frankie growls and punches the ground in anger

Miss Frankie: This can’t be happening!

Ms. Perez: We gotta talk to Korvo!

Principal Cooke: That does it! We’re going over there and giving those fucking aliens a piece of our minds!

We then cut to the Solars' house. The scene cuts back to Human Terry touching his ears.

Human Terry: Wow. You gotta touch these ears! I can’t believe it got a penis and a nose and a dick and head full of hair and a shlong!

Korvo blushes

Jesse: Jeepers! I can’t believe you are actually human! This is cool!

Sonya: Do you have a butthole?

Human Terry: I don’t know you tell me!

Human Terry bends over

Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: Whoa! He’s got a butthole! He’s got a butthole!

Korvo gets flustered

Human Terry: Oh what kind of stuff should I put it in it! Give me that gunquin!

Korvo: Uh uh uh! *grabs the gunquin out of Yumyulack’s hand* Nobody is putting anything in Terry’s butthole, except me. Until we can find a way to zap it.

Phoebe MacCarthy: Terry, how did this happen?!

Human Terry: *to Korvo* Oh come on! You never let me put anything in anything!

Korvo: We have to figure out how this happened.

Korvo scans Human Terry’s body.

Korvo: Damn it! It’s just as I feared! Terry’s body transformation is a natural Shlorpian reaction for being on the planet too long without the Pupa terraforming it.

Phoebe MacCarthy: That doesn't sound so bad.

Korvo snaps

Korvo: Yes it does! It means he’s turning into a different form!

Human Terry: Wait? Am I a daywalker?!

Korvo: No human!

Jesse: Can't he just turn back?

Sonya: How come it happened to Terry first?

Korvo: Because, he’s too weak minded and has succumb to the human culture long before you two did.

Human Terry gasps and tears up at being called weak-minded

Korvo: Oh no I didn’t mean it I- *groans in frustration*

Human Terry runs off in tears

Korvo: *groans in frustration*

Yumyulack: Will me and Jesse turn human too?!

Korvo: Yes but not at this moment.

Korvo runs upstairs to go comfort Terry. Korvo enters the bedroom.

Korvo: Terry?

Human Terry: *sniffles remorsefully for upsetting his husband*

Korvo: I'm sorry I called you weak-minded.

Human Terry: *sniffles* I’m sorry I upset you.

Korvo: Oh Terry...

Korvo hugs Human Terry

Human Terry: *sniffles* I just feel awful because I angered my hubby.

Korvo has an idea and seduces Terry

Korvo: *seductively* I think this form has got me feeling horny.

Human Terry: But you said you'd never have sex with a human...

Korvo: Not as long as it is this handsome-

Suddenly, Miss Frankie furiously kicked down the door with Cooke and Ms. Perez entering the room as Miss Frankie furiously grabs Korvo.

Miss Frankie: YOU SACK OF SHIT!

Korvo: *screams*

Miss Frankie: YOU! YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU SCI-FI BITCH CUNT!

Human Terry: HEY! GET OFF HIM!

Miss Frankie: LOOK AT ME!

Principal Cooke: *gives Miss Frankie a successful cooldown hug* Hey hey easy honey. Just calm down.

Miss Frankie: I AM CALM!

Ms. Perez: Okay. Everyone calm down. Korvo, did you or did you not really try to turn us into aliens like you and your family?

Korvo: What?! No I didn't

Miss Frankie, Principal Cooke and Ms. Perez: Huh?

Korvo: Why would you think I did it?! Because I'm an alien?! IS THAT IT?! *starts crying* YOU DON'T KNOW ME! *cries into Human Terry's chest*

Ms. Perez: *to Miss Frankie* Nice going

Miss Frankie gasps as she realizes she went too far

Miss Frankie: *in a nervous regret* Ooooh… shit.

Human Terry stares angrily at Miss Frankie

Phoebe MacCarthy: *grabs Miss Frankie from the shoulder* What the fuck did you do this time?!

Miss Frankie: I didn't mean to make him cry! I-

Phoebe furiously pins Miss Frankie to the wall.

Phoebe MacCarthy: You better explain what is happening right now! Or else!

Miss Frankie: *gulps* Okay! I think we’re turning into aliens!

Phoebe gasps and releases her hold.

Phoebe: What? *skin suddenly turns a teal Shlorpian skin and gasp* Oh my God… well that’s not Korvo for sure. Korvo, we have to get to the ship!

Korvo pulls himself together and dries his tears.

Korvo: Okay...

The scene cuts to the ship where AISHA scans Miss Frankie, Phoebe, Principal Cooke and Ms. Perez.

AISHA: Holy shit.

Ms. Perez: What is it?!

AISHA: Look like someone must’ve created some kind of DNA from Korvo, Terry, Yumyulack and Jesse’s blood and DNA samples and must’ve created some kind of virus that turns another organism into a Shlorpian.

Principal Cooke faints

Miss Frankie: So wait? It wasn’t the Solars, then who did?!

AISHA: Don’t know.

Korvo: I’m afraid there is impossible to make the cure. It’s like when you make panna cada the cream has to set.

Yumyulack: Uh why did you compare to the book of Boba Fett?

Korvo: *shrugs* Don’t know. I thought it would be interesting. But don’t worry, the kids and I know the perfect place we can go while you guys stay here. Las Vegas. That’s where we can find the perfect help.

Miss Frankie: Why Las Vegas?

Human Terry: Baby, I like the way you think!

Korvo: D’aw *kisses Human Terry on the lips* It had the right shipment that could help us. Replicants, Sonya, you’re with me. Terry keep on an eye on Pupa with Phoebe. We’ll be back soon.

Human Terry: Got it!

Korvo: Come on kids! I have the perfect vehicle to help us!

Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: You do?

The scene cuts to Korvo and the kids digging out Hammerhead 2 and washed it and shine it. Now it is ready.

Korvo: Behold, Hammerhead 2!

Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: Whoa!

Jesse: Wait? Should we add upgrades to it to make it more cooler?

Korvo: Uh, yeah!

Yumyulack: I don’t see why not. Right Sonya?

Sonya: Mm hmm.

Later, Hammerhead 2 gets an upgrade, including the ability to fly.

Korvo: This is perfect!

Jesse: Alright! Yay!

Pupa: Bye bye.

Everyone gets on

Sonya: Bye Pupa! Be good for Terry and Phoebe!

Pupa: Korvo!

Korvo: Hammerhead 2! Set course to Nevada!

Hammerhead 2: Setting course to Las Vegas, dude.

Korvo: Thanks for the reminder.

The Hammerhead flies off as the kids whoop. Then, suddenly the Pupa starts straining.

Pupa: *grunting as he suddenly starts glowing and then starts screaming*

The glow fade as Pupa suddenly become… a human girl? Human Pupa gigges as Human Terry comes outside.

Human Terry: Okay Pupa, I got pink lemonade Hi-C for you and- *gasp as he drops the snack tray* and what did they did to you?!

Human Pupa: Human!

16 days later… Korvo and the kids arrived in Spain.

Korvo: Damn that was a rough week. But at least it worth it to see SeaWorld.

Sonya: I know...

Yumyulack: Ugh! I still can’t believe it got a stupid starfish on my head! *takes the starfish off of his head*

Korvo: Now look for any signs of something noticeable or Terry because he has been here before.

Jesse then sees something on a woman.

Jesse: Hey look! That lady is wearing one of Terry’s shirts.

Korvo and the kids head over to the woman, who is drinking some kind of beverage in a red cup.

Jesse: Excuse me lady, did you meet Terry?

Woman: This sweet ass alien dude gave me this shirt after teaching me how to do swing islander.

Korvo: Did you fuck him?!

Woman: I would have, but he told me he is already married to this sweet guy named Crumbo.

Korvo blushes because he knows Terry calls him that because of his love for crumbs.

Woman: I don't know who Crumbo is but I'd bang him if he's hot...

Korvo: Oh that’s me. Because I love crumbs and it’s actually Korvo.

Woman: Ew. Nevermind. *leaves*

Korvo: *then realizes something* I actually know where Terry went to next. It must be Nevada where they had that neon light festival!

Yumyulack: Wow! I heard that sounded amazing!

Sonya: Yeah. I heard of these festivals. Really had a lot of wooden building burned down.

Korvo: We have to head there now!

Yumyulack, Jesse and Sonya: Yay!

Korvo: Solar Opposites minus Terry, Pupa and Phoebe, roll out!

Korvo and the kids head back on Hammerhead 2.

Korvo: Hammerhead presume coarse to Nevada! Maximum speed!

Hammerhead 2: Ooh, bummer buddy. Destination to Nevada is… 16 days.

Korvo: Hmm. Better pick a faster route!

Then suddenly, Jesse starts glowing as she floats.

Jesse: On shoot! I’m doing the glow!

Jesse turns into a human.

Human Jesse: Guys! Guys! I’m a human! *looks down at her boobs* And I got boobs!

Yumyulack: Let me touch them! Uh I mean who cares? Humans are lame.

Korvo: Shit! I told you this would happen! We just have to get to Nevada on time! Don’t panic! Stay on course!

Human Jesse: Panic? *hops off of Hammerhead 2* Look at me! I’m young, hot and ready to sign up for a student loan!

Sonya: Wait, what?

Human Jesse: I want to do the uniquely human activities I always dream about. Like waiting in line at the DMV, paying taxis and having jury duty!

Korvo: Oh dear lord...

Sonya: Oooh! Count me in! *hops off of Hammerhead 2*

Yumyulack: Not you too!

Korvo: Oh relax I’m sure they’ll be fine. But Jesse, that’s what you always wanted?

Human Jesse: Aliens never get to do all the boring Monday human stuff. I gotta skeddale! *hops on a bull with Sonya* Too-da-loo!

Korvo: Well, looks like it's just you and me, huh?

Yumyulack: *sighs* I hope they’ll be okay.

Korvo: Don’t worry, your sisters will be fine. Anyways, I manage to find a faster route. Hang on Yumyulack, by my calculations, we’ll be here in in 8 days. Hammerhead 2, takeoff!

Hammerhead 2: Cowabunga Nevada! Here we come!

Hammerhead 2 blasts off. 10 Days later Hammerhead 2 made it to the post festival.

Korvo: God damn traffic! Well, at least we made it!

Yumyulack: *listening to Slipknot* I wonder how the girls and Terry are doing. See anything?

Korvo then spots a sleeping hangar that used to belong to the ship as he grins.

Korvo: Aha! Found it! It’s one of my old hangar!

Yumyulack: What's that do?

Korvo: It can help charge a ship up. *gets put chargers* Let’s use this to help gain more power of Hammerhead 2. Come on.

Korvo and Yumyulack head to the hangar, but then Yumyulack’s pants and shoes rip to reveal human legs.

Korvo: *gasp* Yumyulack, how long have you have that human leg meat?!

Yumyulack: Aw man! Just a few days, I didn’t say anything because I thought you cut them off!

Korvo: Y'know what? It's okay. We just need to-

Yumyulack screams as he glows brighter and then as the glow fade, Yumyulack has turn into a human.

Korvo: Fuck! I knew we gave you too many lunchables and X-Box LIVE.

Yumyulack: Holy shit I'm human! And I have...

Human Yumyulack then checks down inside his pants while counting.

Human Yumyulack: *gasp in joy* Several pubes!

Korvo: Great. Now what are we gonna do?

Human Yumyulack: Oh uh I um…

Korvo: *sighs while smiling* Go ahead. Run off to do human stuff you always wanted. I got this.

Human Yumyulack smiles and hugs Korvo

Human Yumyulack: Thanks old man. *spots an old time bike* Better borrow this bike real quick! *rides off as Korvo smiles while rolling his eyes in amusement*

Korvo: Now...time to head to Vegas.

3 hours later… Korvo made it to Vegas and went to a casino. He walks up to a security guard.

Korvo: Was there a guy name Terry? Yeh tall? Good looking?

Security Guard: Depends. Are you this Korvo he told me about?

Korvo: Uh yes? Why?

Security Guard: Come with me.

The scene cuts to an office where the Security Guard plays the footage of Terry at the Casino.

Terry: *on video* Where’s the fucking game room? I want to play Tobaccon Gwen, *kicks a child* bitch!

Korvo gasps

Korvo: *facepalms* Jesus honey, *to the guard* fast forward through this.

The footage fast forwards to Terry at a game of poker.

Korvo: *gasp* What the… these freaks look like they play card games for a living. What was Terry thinking?

Terry: *on footage; takes a deep breath* Easy mode. This is just like in the solo.

Then, Terry accidentally and drunkly makes a huge tragic mistake!

Terry: *on footage; drunkly* I call and raise you… *throws the ships keys* An actual spaceship!

Korvo gasps

Korvo: Oh no! My poor Terry! What have you done you poor drunk thing? How is this hand?!

Security Guard: He had five crestamoons and a hand of swords.

Korvo: What the hell does that mean?

Security Guard: I don’t fucking know. That sounds bad.

Korvo: Shit...

The video then shows Terry losing his bet to a woman, who laughs.

Terry: *on footage* Holy fuck�� well at least no one will ever see this.

The Security Guard pauses the video as Korvo grows enraged by him.

Korvo: I want that ship back! Return it now or I will mercilessly lay waste to this entire casino!

Security Guard: Sorry sir. This vehicle is now the property of the Vegas Vegas Corporation. And you need to fucking leave… prim this guest!

Korvo: *gets grabbed by two security guards* What the hell? Stop it! Why are you shoving me into a cement mixer?!

The security guards shove Korvo into the mixer and pours cement in it. Then, one of the security guards throws Korvo, who is encase in a block of cement out of the casino as Korvo breaks free from the cement. Korvo growls as his eyes turn aquamarine.

Korvo: I CAN’T SEE! I CAN’T SEE! *then realizes he can see as his eyes turn back to normal* Okay now I can see. God damn it, I can’t believe my family isn’t here. I really hope they aren’t miserable.

Korvo cries. The scene then cuts to Stacy G, who suddenly now has magenta Shlorpian skin, who is making dinner, which is spaghetti and meatballs with Human Terry. Louise, who is covered with neon green skin and Trevor, who is covered in cobalt blue green looks at Human Terry in surprise.

Louise: Wait, so you’re turning into humans, while we’re turning into aliens?

Human Terry: Kinda.

Then, Human Terry hears a knock on the door. He opens it and reveals to be Human Jesse, Human Yumyulack and Sonya at the door with Cheery, who now has red-violet Shlorpian skin.

Human Jesse: *smiles* Hi daddy.

Human Terry gasp in joy and hugs his kids.

Human Terry: I'm so happy you guys are okay!

Human Yumyulack: Us too. Glad you recognize us Terry.

Stacy G: *offscreen* Babe, is that you?

Jesse looks at Stacy G and gasps

Human Jesse: Oh my goodness. Honey, you got infected too.

Stacy G: Yeah, we don't know what happened!

Louise: Us either. Also, Frankie is at your house. She doesn’t look well. *Miss Frankie starts moaning as she suddenly starts glowing in the same color as her Shlorpian skin* Is she… okay?

Miss Frankie: UGH! DO I LOOK OKAY?!

Human Jesse: Uh Miss Frankie…. YOU’RE DOING THE GLOW!

Miss Frankie: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Miss Frankie starts glowing as she freaks out. Then, she has turn into a Shlorpian as she screams.

Shlorpian Frankie: Oh great! Now I’m like you and your family now!

Human Yumyulack tries not to laugh

Human Jesse: Holy Jeepers, you look great as Shlorpian.

Shlorpian Frankie breaks down crying hysterically

Shlorpian Frankie: *cries hysterically* Oh my God! I’ve turn into a monster! *gets comforted by Human Jesse and Sonya*

Sonya: Hey, it's okay. You're not a monster.

Shlorpain Frankie sniffles as she wipes her tears.

Shlorpian Frankie: You-you mean it?

Human Jesse: Yeah. I think you still look pretty.

Shlorpian Frankie smiles.

Shlorpian Frankie: *wipes away her tears* Gee thanks.

Human Pupa hugs Shlorpian Frankie. Human Terry smiles

Louise: Yessh. You weren’t kidding about this. What should we do now? Do things we always wanted to do in case we want to have a new life later on?

Trevor: Huh? That’s a great idea.

Meanwhile with Korvo, he's still sobbing

Korvo: *looks at Hammerhead 2 crammed between cars* Fuck! Hammerhead isn’t made for car jamming! Hello can move these casino addicts cars?! Hello?! How?! How has it come to this?!

Korvo sobs harder. Suddenly, a nose appears on his face.

Korvo: A nose?! No! No no no!

Korvo suddenly grows ears.

Korvo: Ears?! Shit! I don’t want to be a fucking human! *glows brighter* NNOOOOOOOOOOO!

The screen cuts to black. Four months and 1/2 later… Stacy G, now a magenta Replicant wakes up while rubbing her eyes and getting ready for school. Suddenly, she hears her mother, now a neon green Shlorpian panicking on the phone from school.

Shlorpian Louise: Expelled?! Are you nuts?! My daughter needs this education!

Replicant Stacy G gasps

Shlorpian Louise: Well my daughter is very smart girl! You dare call my special little lady a freak one more time, so help me- *call ends as Louise sighs*

Replicant Stacy G: Mom?

Shlropian Louise: *hugs her daughter* Don’t worry honey, your girlfriend’s dads will find a way to help us. I promise, we’ll get out of here with Trevor and start a new life far away from those humans who hate us now.

Replicant Stacy G: Okay

The mother and daughter hug. The scene then cuts to a now Peaches n Cream Shlorpian Janice getting fired from the Rake Company as she screams upon getting thrown out.

Rake Company Boss: AND STAY OUT!

Shlorpian Janice: H’no I don’t wanna be a burden y’know.

The scene then cuts to Phoebe, now a teal Shlorpian, getting groceries until a mean customer insults her.

Customer: GET LOST, FREAK!

Shlorpian Phoebe: Excuse me?! What did you say? Punk?!

Customer: Jesus you extraterrestrial bumpkin! Go back to Uranus!

Shlorpian Phoebe growls

Shlorpian Phoebe: I’m sorry. *furiously walks up to the customer* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, JACKASS?!

Customer: I said go back to Uranus!

Shlorpian Phoebe screams in fury and gets into a fight with the customer. Then, a few seconds later, Shlorpian Phoebe throws the customer out of the marker.

Shlorpian Phoebe: Asshole!

The scene the cuts to Randall, now a white Shlorpian opening his empanada stand until people got freaked out by his new form.

Hannah: Aw dude, you look hideous!

Shlorpian Randall: What? No I'm not. I'm fine.

Rick: Aw dude! You look a freak! Just like the Solar Opposites!

Randall gasps

Shlorpian Randall: Hey! Those are my friends, you jerks! Leave them out of this! They helped change me and my life for the better after Halloween!

Wallace: Well no way jośe! No more empanada from an alien!

Customers: *booing as they throw empanadas at Shlorpian Randall*

Shlorpian Randall leaves while sobbing. Meanwhile, Principal Cooke, now a red Shlorpian, is at a bar, drowning his sorrows in drinks while getting drunk as the customers stare at him.

Shlorpian Cooke: *drunkly* What are you looking at?

Bartender: *nervously* Uh, nothing, sir. It's just that you're a-

Shlorpian Cooke: *drinking a margarita* I’m fine you shitbags! You don’t know my life you bitches!

Bartender: Very well.

Bar Customer: *whispering to his friend which Shlorpian Cooke overhears* Geez, what a red loser.

Shlorpian Cooke: WHO SAID THAT?!

The bar falls silent as Shlorpian Cooke smashes a glass bottle.

Shlorpian Cooke: YOU FUCKERS WANT A FUCKING PIECE OF ME?!

Bartender: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to-

Shlorpian Cooke throws a bottle at the bartender who helps as he ducks as the bottle shatters. Then, the customers starts to pummel on Shlorpian Cooke who punches and kicks them which led to a bar fight. The scene cuts to Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse and Sonya walking until they heard the bar fight. The three siblings open the door and gasp upon seeing Shlorpian Cooke fighting some bar customers.

Human Yumyulack: Holy shit!

Human Jesse: Aw jeez! Principal Cooke had started a bar fight!

Sonya: PRINCIPAL COOKE! COME HERE NOW!

The human Replicants and Sonya grabs Shlorpian Cooke while dodging some fighting bar customers as they ran out of the door while Human Jesse yanks Shlorpian Cooke on the ear.

Shlorpian Cooke: Ow ow ow ow ow!

Human Jesse: You are coming with us!

The scene then cuts to Shlorpian Frankie meeting up with Shlorpian Randall and a now Shlorpian Jamie and Darcy and Kevin.

Shlorpian Frankie: Sorry I was late. I had a court day.

Shlorpian Darcy: Court day? What happened?

Shlorpian Randall: Oh no worries! I saw her getting arrested for calling the judge a bitch, a big-ass bitch and nothing but a bitch!

Shlorpian Frankie: She couldn’t hand the fact that she literally sucks! Fat! Shit! Now I gotta wear this everywhere! *shows them a tracking device* Plus, I’m in a boat load of debts because people have been using my social security number to take out loans!

Shlorpian Randall: Things haven’t been going well for either. Everyone ignores me now that I’m an alien. At least when I was human, I was being notice.

Shlorpian Darcy: *sigh* Man, this being alien stuff is the pits!

Shlorpian Jamie: I know what you mean. I try to change my name into something else to stand out. But there’s already someone with the nickname! So now everyone calls me J.J!

Shlorpian Darcy: I don't think it's bad.

Shlorpian Kevin: *coming by* Holy geez, is that Cooke?

The Shlorpians then sees Shlorpian Cooke getting carried by Human Yumyulack and Human Jesse while being injuries and beaten up while Sonya walks with them.

Shlorpian Cooke: *weakly* Hey. Guys. It’s great to see you.

Shlorpian Frankie: Oh my God. Honey, what happened to you?!

Shlorpian Cooke: What do you mean? I’ve been thriving. *coughs up vomit* Oooh, the wound’s open again, but in other case, everything’s all good. So yeah.

Shlorpian Frankie: Honey…

Human Jesse: Right...

Shlorpian Cooke: Okay fine! The last few four months have been hell! Everyone hates us now! We can’t live here anymore!

Shlorpian Louise: Aw man. Cooke is right guys.

Human Yumyulack: We don't even know how you guys became Shlorpians in the first place!

Shlorpian Kevin: Ugh! Not anymore! We’re not safe here!

Human Jesse: We'll take you to Korvo. He can help.

Shlorpian Cooke: We know how. It’s because that crazy woman was brought back to life somehow and she stole your DNA samples.

Shlorpain Frankie: Then it’s settled! *throws her chair* We’re going to Korvo so he can help us!

Shlorpian Darcy: But isn’t Korvo pissed off at us?

Shlorpain Cooke: Are you kidding? He’s gonna gush his robe when he sees us!

Shlorpian Randall: Just imagine how desperate he has become to find a way to help us leave!

Replicant Stacy G: Poor Korvo. I hope he somehow held it together.

Then the scene cuts to the house.

Shlorpian Cooke: What the hell?! Where’s the ship?!

Human Yumyulack: I don't know! It was here when we left!

Human Jesse: Uh guys, what’s with all the dogs?

The gang comes in and sees dogs jumping on each other while Human Terry and Human Pupa are in pimp costumes counting money.

Shlorpian Frankie: *screaming as a dog takes of her device*

Shlorpian Phoebe: Oh for goodness sake’s.

Human Yumyulack: For Christ’s sake Terry!

Security Guard: Hey! No Humans and aliens allowed! I keep telling you! This is a brothel for dogs!

Human Terry: Oh! Hey, kids! You're home early.

The mound spider appears and starts sucking on the guard.

Shlorpian Cooke: We Can’t Stay On Earth Anymore! You gotta help us get out of here! We gotta leave this planet!

Human Terry: What? Why?

Shlorpian Frankie: Every human hates us now more than ever! We can’t live here on our home planet anymore!

Shlorpian Trevor: Please Terry! If you really love your family, do you know where Korvo is?!

Human Terry gasp in horror.

Human Terry: I know where he is...

Shlorpian Cooke: What where?!

Human Terry: I don’t know! He never came home last night!

Shlorpian Frankie: Then what happened?!

Human Terry: I don’t know! He said he was at some night club! Why would he go there?!

Shlorpian Darcy: Then that's where we're going!

A few minutes later, the gang and Shlorpians arrived at The Smokeshow House.

Human Terry: This is the place.

Human Jesse: Whoa! What is this place?

Waitress: The Smokeshow House. The ultimate night club for the grooviest sexiest boner people alive.

Shlorpian Jamie: I believe you are describing me.

Human Terry: What the hell’s Korvo doing at a place like this?

Human Jesse: Maybe he turn into human and he’s like a busboy or something.

Human Yumyulack: Maybe the cool people took shit on him for fun. I heard that happens to people. It never happened to me. *laughs nervously*

Shlorpian Frankie: But, do you even know what he looks like now if he really turned human?

Human Terry gasp in horror.

Human Terry: N-no…

Human Terry starts weeping as the kids comfort him.

Shlorpian Phoebe: Aw Terry, don’t worry. I’m sure we’ll find him.

Human Jesse: Yeah. Once we find Korvo, we'll-

Suddenly, Human Terry notices a human with a familiar crystal on his shirt.

Human Terry: Why have I seen that crystal before?

Human Terry looks at the gorgeous human man, who glance him with an annoyed look and then, Human Terry finally recognize him.

Human Terry: Korvo! We found him!

Shlorpian Cooke: *drops a glass of champagne* Korvo?

Shlorpian Phoebe: He's turned into the most gorgeous human I've ever seen!

Human Yumyulack: Korvo! Korvo!

The human Solars and Shlorpians go up to Human Korvo.

Human Korvo: Uh, can I help you?

Human Terry: Korvo, listen! We can’t live on this Earth anymore. Our human friends are being hated by the whole town now! We got to leave Earth AS immediately if we ever want to help them start a new life!

Human Korvo: I'm sorry. I don't know who you are.

All: What?!

Human Jesse: But remember what you said? “Being Shlorpians is what we are!”

Human Korvo: I never said that.

Human Terry: Korv, c'mon. It's me, your husband.

Human Korvo: Ugh! Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?!

Human Yumyulack: Come on Korvo, you’re being a total jackass right now!

Human Korvo: Will you stop it?! I don't know who any of you shitheads are! Now leave me the fuck alone!

Man: Hey K, do you know these guys?

Human Korvo: They were just leaving!

Human Terry: No! We're not! *takes Korvo's arm* You are coming with us! Now!

Human Korvo squeals in horror and slaps Human Terry in the face. Human Terry gasps and tears up.

Shlorpain Frankie: Oh shit! Guys, group huddle.

The gang huddles.

Human Yumyulack: Okay guys, we have a big problem. Korvo has lost his marbles.

Human Jesse: I know. It's doesn't make any...*gasps in realization* Oh my gosh.

Human Terry: *rubbing his face from the painful slap* Wow. If I was that hot, I would not want to look back on my family. I lost the second love of my life to a stuffed crest pizza behind Pizza Hut.

Human Jesse: Guys, do you think Korvo might have amnesia?

Shlorpian Darcy: Huh? Maybe. I don’t know.

Human Terry growls in anger.

Human Yumyulack: Easy Terry. I think Jesse might be right. Korvo must’ve suffer amnesia when he was busy trying to find the person who did this to our friends.

Human Terry: FUCK!

Shlorpian Cooke: Yeah. Maybe that’s how he couldn’t recognize you.

Shlorpian Jamie: But how do we get him back?

Human Terry starts breathing in and out as he sheds tears.

Shlorpian Jamie: But how do we get him back? *looks at Human Terry in concern*

Sonya: *skin suddenly turns robin’s eggs blue* You okay daddy?

Human Terry snaps and punches a wall in anger.

Human Terry: FUCK! *Human Korvo backs away slowly*

Human Korvo: You okay, pal?

Luckily, Shlorpian Frankie has an idea as she gets out a pea shooter and puts a dart in it. She aims at Human Korvo, who shrugs and went back to drinking his champagne, only to get hit by the dart and falls down unconscious. Human Terry looks down at Human Korvo while angrily breathing heavily with tears in his eyes.

Human Jesse: Terry! Easy! Calm down! It’s okay! Korvo is knocked out! Let’s get out of here!

Human Terry: Ugh! Fine!

Human Yumyulack: Terry? What’s wrong?

Shlorpian Cooke: Yeah. I’m sure we can find a way to get your husband’s memory back once we find the ship!

Human Terry: But what if we can't?!

Shlorpian Phoebe puts a hand on Human Terry.

Shlorpian Phoebe: We'll figure something out. I promise.

Human Terry: But-

Shlorpian Phoebe: Of course we can. Look I know you love Earth, but now everyone hates us more than ever. We have to leave now. Please, if you really love Korvo, you must do the right thing. And that is leaving Earth. For good.

Human Terry: Okay. But I wanna go with Korvo...I love him.

Shlorpian Phoebe smiles.

Shlorpian Phoebe: Of course we will. *finds the ship on the tracker* Holy shit! It’s in Las Vegas! Come on!

A few hours later, the gang finds the ship turned into a blimp.

Human Yumyulack: Guys! The ship!

Human Terry picks up Human Korvo.

Human Terry: Hang on there Korvy…

The gang heads to the ship and luckily Phoebe kicks the door with her foot as the door opens.

Shlorpian Phoebe: Alright y’all! Let’s get the fuck out of here!

The gang heads into the ship. Then, Human Korvo wakes up while rubbing his head. Then, the gang hears the Vegas Corporation Security Guard yelling at them from outside.

Vegas Coperation Security Guard: Hey! You’re not allowed here!

Human Terry: Oh shit!

Human Korvo: Wh-what happened? What am I doing in Vegas? How did I get on the ship?!

Human Yumyulack: Hurry guys! We have to leave now!

Human Korvo: Leave? What do you mean?

Human Jesse: We have to get out of here! Everyone hates our friends and want them off of Earth!

Sonya: Us also!

Human Korvo: Then what are we waiting for?! We gotta get fucking moving!

Human Terry gasp as he shed tears of joy.

Human Terry: Korvy! You remember!

Human Korvo: What? Okay. Can someone please tell me what-

Human Terry: Long story! You turn into a gorgeous human, then lost your memories turn you into a jerk and you lost your marbles! Now let’s fly!

Human Korvo: Okay?

Human Terry: Oh! And I almost forgot!

Human Terry surprises Human Korvo by kissing him on the lips.

Human Korvo: *giggles as he turns back into his Shlorpian self*

Human Terry gasps in shock.

Human Terry: Whoa! How did you turn back!

Korvo looks around his body and gasps.

Korvo: Oh my God! I’m me again! I guess we have develop some kind of shape shifting ability.

Human Terry: Wait. Does that mean I can do it too?

Then, Terry, Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa turn back into their normal selves.

Jesse: Yay! We’re Shlorpians again!

Yumyulack hugs the Pupa. But then, they heard a loud thump which made they scream little and made them realize they must leave now.

Korvo: Quick! Let’s get the fuck outta here!

Jesse: AISHA, get us off this planet! Hurry!

AISHA: On it!

AISHA activates the launch sequence as the ship flies into the space and the gang cheers.

Korvo: Yes! *to Terry* I love you, baby.

Korvo romatically twirls Terry around.

Terry: *whistles lovingly*

Korvo and Terry make out while moaning lovingly.

Yumyulack: I'm gonna throw up.

Shlorpian Randall: Isn't it romantic?

Suddenly, the gang hears grunting and it turns out be Shlorpian Janice along with Kevin and his family, Cheery, Naomi and Alice, who are now Shlorpians as they fall out as they scream and landed on the floor as they groan.

Terry: Cheery!

Shlorpian Cheery: Terry?

Korvo: Janice?

Janice: H'no, hello Korvo, y'know?

Shlorpian Kevin: Hey guys. Sorry I was late. I was picking up my family.

Shlorpian Naomi: Hey guys.

Jesse: Hey, Naomi!

Korvo: Naomi! You too?! *notices Shlorpian Alice* Wait, who’s that?

Shlorpian Alice: H-Hello. I'm Alice. A pleasure to meet you.

The Pupa recognizes Alice from “The Super Gooblers”

Pupa: Maid lady!

Korvo: Wait. Pupa, you know her?

Pupa shows him the video he made from the “Super Gooblers” episode.

Brandy: *on video* I want to be a better person…

Korvo smiles tearfully.

Korvo: *hugs Pupa* Bravo Pupa! I am so proud of you!

Pupa giggles.

Alice: Wait. You’re that strange creature Brandy has been talking to me about.

Pupa: Yep!

Suddenly, Korvo turns back into a human, much to his surprise and confusion.

Human Korvo: Huh?

Jesse: Holy jeez you turned back into a human Korvo. I thought you said this was permanent. *Human Korvo is looking at space in shock and confusion* Uh Korvo?

Terry: Korv? You okay?

Human Korvo: *groans in frustration* I don’t understand. I thought this transformation was permanent! How is this is even possible?!

Terry: *puts a hand on Human Korvo's shoulder* Hey. It's okay. Just calm down.

Jesse: Yeah. To be honest, you were right. Being human can sometimes be hard.

Yumyulack: No offense guys.

Shlorpian Cooke: Eh, none taken. Our lives as humans are pretty tough.

Shlorpian Frankie: None taken.

Human Korvo: I-I was? I don’t know what to say. I guess that’s true.

Terry: Yeah, well you’re like hot leader now. And hot leaders are the best.

Human Korvo blushes and smiles. Terry smiles and plays with Human Korvo's hair

Human Korvo: It’s true. I’m sorry for how I acted. I clearly had hot guy brain taken control of me. Now that we got off the planet, I’m so glad you came to rescue me.

Terry: Anytime. Now come here.

After Terry, Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa shapeshift into their human forms, the family then gets in a group hug while their friends join in.

Human Korvo: So...so what happens now?

Shlorpian Frankie: Korvo, you sure we’ll find a way to turn us back?

Human Korvo grows determined.

Human Korvo: I will. Don't worry!

Then, he makes a plan.

Human Korvo: Now don’t you worry. We’ll find a way to turn you all back into humans. We’ll go live on Earth-4. It’ll be the perfect new home for us until we can turn you all back to normal.

Shlorpian Cooke: Sounds good to me!

After the Solars turn back into their normal Shlorpian selves, the family and their friends travel around the galaxy until they’ve finally found Earth-4. The gang landed on another house as they head outside but the Solars have shapeshifter into their human forms, much to their friends’ confusion.

Shlorpian Naomi: What are you doing?

Human Korvo: Oh I thought these forms might help us blend in better on Earth-4. It is getting dangerous y’know.

Human Terry: *laughs* Yep.

Then, an Earth-4 pedestrian passes by.

Earth-4 Pedestrian: Fuck you humans! Go back to where you came from!

Shlorpian Phoebe gets enraged and grabs the pedestrian.

Shlorpian Phoebe: Get. Lost.

Shlorpian Phoebe punch the pedestrian in the teeth and face as he drives him in fear.

Earth-4 Pedestrian: Uh, what I meant to say was welcome to Earth-4!

The pedestrian drives away in fear as Human Korvo gives him the middle finger.

Human Korvo: Fuck you! You people are stupid and confusing!

Human Jesse: Well, this should be interesting. *laughs*

Shlorpian Frankie: Aw jeez.

The scene cuts to Korvo moaning as Terry comes him and kisses him on the cheek while heading to the bathroom.

Terry: How you feeling, big guy?

Korvo: *moaning in overwhelmed* Oh fine.

Terry: Are you sure?

Korvo nods.

Terry: Okay. I’ll be in the bathroom. Love you.

Korvo: Love you too.

Terry leaves and Korvo lies down on the bed

Korvo: *moans as his eyes glow aquamarine*

Then, he starts growling. Korvo then gets a headache as he screams in pain.

Korvo: FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Korvo then grows fangs while his skin turns black and he starts growing bigger and muscular. Terry comes in and gasps.

Terry: Korvy?

Korvo gets wings and horns as he roars

Terry: *blushing* Holy fuck… you got buff.

Monster Korvo: Don't. Don't look at me.

Monster Korvo whimpers but to his surprise, Terry is amoured by his appearance.

Terry: Tell you what, I'm surprised you never showed me this earlier.

Monster Korvo: *blushing embarrassingly* Well, to be honest, it’s my lifesource since I was a Replicant, it’s been running in my family for generations. I was worry on how you would react…

Terry gasps in shock.

Terry: Do you mind if you, uh...told me more? It's okay if you don't wanna.

Monster Korvo: Oh I’m actually half Super Shlorpian. It’s been running this family ever since my ancestor Koran made a blessing in order to protect his family from bandits and protects the villagers. It passed on to the family when a Replicant turns 13

Terry: Wow...

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yeah. But it feels like a curse...

Terry: Aw… Korvy, why do you think that?

Super Shlorpian Korvo starts weeping

Terry: Oh Korvy…

Terry kisses Super Shlorpian Korvo on the cheek

Terry: Can you please tell me why you think it’s a curse?

Super Shlorpian Korvo sighs

Super Shlorpian Korvo: When I was a Replicant, I was blessed with this after my 13-Birth-A-Day in my sleep.

A flashback plays. Replicant Korvo was walking while carrying books until he starts to feel sick.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* I started to feel sick. So, I decided to head home that day.

Replicant Korvo made it home as he starts moaning and then notices his skin turning black as he starts having a panic attack.

Replicant Korvo: What's happening to me?!

Replicant Korvo then grows bigger and muscular as he rips apart his robe into pieces. Then, his horns pop out from his head and his wings pop out from his back as he roars.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* After my first transformation, a lot of Shlorpians saw it and grow afraid of me.

Pink Replicant Shlorpian: WHAT IS THAT THING?!

Yellow Replicant Shlorpian: HOLY SHIT! A MONSTER!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* I...didn't know what to do so...

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo grows afraid as the Replicants throws stuff at him as his anger overcomes as he roars.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voiceover* I snapped.

Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo roars as he slashed another Shlorpian, which made the other Replicants run away. Scared, Super Shlorpian Replicant Korvo flies back home while roaring.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: So when I got home, you remember my older sister Janiz? The one I was telling you about? *Terry nods* she calm down and I vow to not transform again because of my fear of hurting you guys… so I made pills to help control myself, which is also why I have thin skin.

Terry: What happened to Janiz?

Super Shlorpian Korvo snaps

Super Shlorpian Korvo: SHE DIDN’T MAKE IT!

Terry: *gasp* Oh Korvy… I am so sorry…

Super Shlorpian Korvo sighs

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *voice breaking* It’s just that Janiz didn’t have an evacuation partner and… when I found out… *starts crying* I was so heartbroken! I want my sister! I want her! I WANT HER! *punches a wall as he breaks down in tears*

Terry gasps. Super Shlorpian Korvo breaks down in tears as Terry soothes him.

Terry: Hey… Shh… shh… it’s okay… I’m here…

Super Shlorpian Korvo continues crying. Terry then has an idea.

Cue “Beautiful” from Zac Nelson

[TERRY]

You should change your name to laughter

You bring joy to every room

Other voices vanish after hearing such a lovely tune

In a world that′s so imperfect

Every word you say is music

You should change your name to beautiful

You should change your name to pity

You make tears impossible

Wish that I could have you with me every time I fall

In a world that's so imperfect

I know you will try to fix it

You should change your name to beautiful

I don′t think you'd mind it if I change your name to something new

Would you think it childish if I change my name to 'I love you′?

We both have a love so perfect

I would never want to hurt it

You should change your name to beautiful In a world that′s so imperfect

Every word you say is music

You should change your name to beautiful (you should change your name to beautiful)

You should change your name to beautiful

The song as Super Shlorpian Korvo purrs and falls asleep on his bed. Terry smiles and kiss Super Shlorpian Korvo on the forehead.

Terry: Sleep well, baby. Would it be okay if I sleep on the couch.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: No. I want you to stay. I love you.

Terry smiles.

Terry: I love you too.

Super Shlorpian Korvo turns back into his normal Shlorpian form as Terry gasps

Terry: Korvy! You’re you! *lifts Korvo up as they both cry tears of joy*

Korvo: I know! *laughs*

The two husbands embrace in a kiss as they starts to fall asleep.

Korvo: Sweet dreams my love…

Terry: Sweet dreams my beautiful Korvy…

Korvo giggles. The two alien husbands fell asleep. The next day, the Solars and their friends head out of the house and watch the sunrise, now ready for anything.

Korvo: Guys, this is might be a new start for us.

Jesse: Hell yeah!

The Solars and their friends look at the sunrise, awaiting for new adventures.

THE END

[girisstuxxd]

WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN IN SOLAR OPPOSITES SEASON 4

*terry and korvo to resolve their dispute from the little mountain lake episode*

*the replicants (or pupa) to call terry and korvo “dad” or “dads”

*The valentines special to LIVE UP TO ITS NAME JESUS CHRIST DONT DO THIS TO ME, PLEASE LET THEM BE ROMANTIC PWEEEASE I BEG*

More yumyalack moments! Poor emo boy:((

Jesse focused episode

TERVO WEDDING TERVO WEDDING TERVO WEDDING

What will probably happen in solar opposites season 4

The dispute will be brushed off but then later on they come back to it and make up/ just burry it

The pupa will mistakenly call them dad or dads and then terry starts crying

Mayhaps ONE ounce of romance….pwease 🥺

Yumyalack does his own thing/ side mission

More screetime dedicated to the wall (which I’ll happily take as well)

(Might come back to this post when the episodes actually release to see what I got right, lawl xD)

Solar opposites season 4 ‼️SPOILERS‼️

*typing on August 14th, 11pm*

Okay so…I was only right about a few things XD

Their specific dispute that we saw last season (little mountain lake) WAS actually talked about/ mentioned? But mostly through the red goobler (Chris) explaining it to Jesse when she had her own goobler. I actually liked that him and korvo actually met again so it could be explained that for korvos goobler to disappear he has to get over that specific issue he has (like Jesse did).

Pupa hasn’t called them dads yet, but he acts more of a toddler (and they acknowledge that what their family needs to do is important for the pupa and I like that structure they had) which is AMAZING, because holy shit they act like a family so many times this season 😫💝💕💕 (and call each other a family and it’s amazing 🥺💕💕)

ONE OUNCE OF ROMACE?!?!!?! ERmMMMM more like 10 cups of it 0//////0 we were FED a BOUNTIFUL this season and the village is thriving.

Cough cough pinroll

Yumyalack does do his own thing and gets a bit of characterization but nothing else really. The birth a day episode was like a little glimpse of it, however it was very nice :3 and I like the way they’re taking his character.

More screen time DEFINITELY, and FINALLY A MOMENT OF FUCKING PEACE AND TRANQUILITY IN THE WALL THANK FUCKING CHRIST IT WAS A RELIEF. The silvercops also got alot of attention here as well! And it was pretty good; the world that was created by symbolically establishing anti-cop messages (which I LOVE) was amazingly done and I appreciate that they didn’t shy away from showing the ugly side of things (ie. discrimination, violence, gentrification, etc).

The ending of the silvercops plot kinda confused me though like wtf? Uhhhhh what’s happening….?

❤️ 💕bonus stuff!! 💝💞

Canonical terry dyscalculia? FUCK YES YESSS

WE GOT MORE SHLORP WORLD BUILDING YESS

Aisha characterization yayyyyy!!! I love her so much 🥺

Jesse and yumyalack sibling bonding!!!! Yippie yippie yippie

Not gonna lie the way korvo acts this season makes me wanna punch him, like why is he a dick?? Sure his character in early seasons was grumpy but he never really went out of his way to be an ass, just controlling or salty, but no! The whole goobler thing with him and Jesse and him roasting yumyalack went way too far (in my opinion) and it also just made me uncomfortable like dude, that’s ur kids SHUT THE FUCK UPPP rahhhhhh.

Terry and korvos relationship definitely improves though.

The ending of the season…..*deep breath* I’m mixed about it, like I know it’ll be solved in the upcoming valentines special but a little part of me is worried that it’s just gonna be a “hahah we got you, they’re actually gonna be humans and get discriminated against again” and that makes me scream.

I’m mixed about it because I’m curious about how this’ll work yet I fucking hate how they couldn’t just talk it out at home (like they usually do)

I just *hhHHYGYGYGYgy* I..I’m scared, but also excited.

Overall, I did really like this season, a lot of the parts made me happy stim and about make my heart skip beats. I’m so ecstatic for what’s next 🥺💕💕

[historyhermann]

"Star Trek: Lower Decks" Breaks Protocol with LGBTQ Representation

On October 14, the season two finale of Star Trek: Lower Decks aired on Paramount+, and while the show is lauded by some for "breaking new ground" as a sci-fi comedy and mature adult animation, often reviewers don't talk about the LGBTQ representation at the heart of the show itself.

Reprinted from The Geekiary, my History Hermann WordPress blog, and Wayback Machine. This was the eighth article I wrote for The Geekiary. This post was originally published on October 20, 2021. In the original version of this article I made an error about the bisexuality of Mariner, and unknowingly said some biphobic stuff about Mariner, which I had not intended. I corrected it not long after I heard those comments and worked to make sure that wouldn't happen again. Strangely enough, this article flew through the editors at The Geekiary with no comment on this, showing that the issues with articles are my own and the editors aren't there, all the time, to help me.

Star Trek: Lower Decks, which premiered on the streaming platform CBS All Access (later renamed Paramount+) in August 2020, is the first animated series in the Star Trek franchise since Star Trek: The Animated Series which aired on NBC from 1973-1974. It has been nominated for three Critics' Choice Super Awards and one Emmy Award for voice acting, animation, and sound editing. The series focuses on officers of a low rank who engage in menial work,, rather than senior officers or captains, who are supporting characters.

The series has four main characters: ensigns Beckett Mariner (voiced by Tawny Newsome), Brad Boimler (voiced by Jack Quaid), D'Vana Tendi (voiced by Noël Wells), and Sam Rutherford (voiced by Eugene Cordero). Supporting characters include Carol Freeman (voiced by Dawnn Lewis), captain of the Cerritos, Mariner's mother, First Officer Jack Ransom (voiced by Jerry O'Connell), Tactical Officer Shaxs (voiced by Fred Tatasciore), and head medical doctor T'Ana (voiced by Gillian Vigman).

Mike McMahan, the creator of Solar Opposites and writer and producer of Rick and Morty, is the series creator and showrunner, while music is composed by Chris Westlake and Titmouse, Inc. does the series animation. Both series include LGBTQ characters, specifically the genderless aliens Korvo and Terry in Solar Opposites. Sleepy Gary and Jerry Smith on Rick and Morty are queer, with Gary as bisexual and Smith as bisexual or pansexual as noted in recent episodes.

The ten-episode first season of the series involves wild adventures from fighting a virus infection and terraforming agent on the ship, to ship salvaging, a surprise party, and a family secret, that Freeman is Mariner's mother. The second season ups the ante, with godlike possession of a crew member, a dangerous mission with a "collector," a mission to retrieve a "special item" for T'Ana, a scammer, and a race of beings which duplicate when they get scared. Other episodes focus on the lower deckers cleaning up unpredictable anomalies from previous missions, a malevolent computer A.I., drills for the crew which they are designed to fail, a 12-hour-time warp, and a risky first contact mission.

Through all of this, Mariner's queerness is emphasized. In the show's first season, Captain Amina Ramsey (voiced by Toks Olagundoye) is shown as being chummy with Mariner in the episode "Much Ado About Boimler," and in the episode "No Small Parts" it was shown that she previously dated Steve Levy, a Lieutenant. She also stated in the episode "Envoys" that she once dated a humanoid and female-presenting Anabaj to anger her mother. In an October 2020 interview, McMahan confirmed that Ramsey was Mariner's ex-girlfriend at Starfleet Academy, and stated that "every Starfleet officer is probably at the baseline[,] bisexual" and hinted that this would be expanded in the show's second season. This meant that by the end of the show's first season, it was implied that Mariner is bisexual.

However, the Season 2 episode "We'll Always Have Tom Paris" blew it out of the water. At one point, Mariner tells Tendi she is "always dating bad boys, bad girls, bad gender non-binary babes, ruthless alien masterminds, [and] bad bynars." As such, this implied she is pansexual, as some reviewers noted. Furthermore, in the show's season two finale, Mariner admitted she liked a female-presenting alien, Jennifer Sh’reyan (voiced by Lauren Lapkus), after Sh’reyan saved her from dying in the void of space, as Mariner's walls began to come down. This led some fans to speculate the two may be shown as a couple in the upcoming third season.

Mariner tells Tendi about the people she has dated in the past, hinting at her possible pansexuality

There appear to be other LGBTQ characters in Star Trek: Lower Decks as well, their identities arguably implied. For one, Andarithio "Andy" Billups (voiced by Paul Scheer), the chief engineer aboard the Cerritos and prince of Hysperia, is implied, arguably, to be asexual. In one episode, "Where Pleasant Fountains Lie", he has no interest in having sex with either the male guard nor the female guard. In another, in the simulated drill called "Naked Time," where all the crew are naked, either kissing one another or engaging in foreplay, which scars poor Mariner, he is not participating in any sexual acts. The funny part about the latter drill is that apparently all of them could see this drill happening with their eyes. Now, that would have been an interesting scene, even though many of them might have been scarred by life if they saw it.

In an interview this month, Quaid has said that Boimler could be queer, stating that he would "not rule it out," and adding that in the Star Trek universe, it is an "aspirational future and sexuality is a spectrum." That has been shown to be the case with queer characters - for instance, Hikaru Sulu, a gay man in various Star Trek films, while Hugh Culber, who is in a relationship with Paul Stamets in Star Trek: Discovery. The latter series also features Gray Tal, a trans man. Kira Nerys, from the mirror universe, in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is bisexual and in a relationship with a woman, Ezri Tigan. This is not to be confused with the Kira Nerys in the main universe, who did not have such relationships and had a different sexual orientation. Tigan, on the other hand, also flirts with women other than Nerys from the mirror universe. In the same series, Dax is a symbiont who became an icon for trans people who changes genders. In Star Trek: Picard, Raffi Muskier is the romantic partner of Seven of Nine.

It is likely that Sh’reyan, an Andorian woman, will have more of a recurring role in the show's next season. This can be extrapolated from McMahan's recent interview with SYFY where he talks about how the arc with Sh’reyan started with an ad-lib from Tawny Newsome, with Sh’reyan pushed aside in the episode "Cupid's Errant Arrow." Apart from the interaction between Mariner and Sh’reyan in the Season Two finale and both crossing paths briefly across many episodes, Sh’reyan is coded as liking women. She is shown kissing Barnes, an ensign, in the "Naked Time" simulation, is talking with an officer, Castro, in the episode "wej Duj."

Many shipping fan fictions for Mariner are more skewed toward men, like Boimler and Ransom, and less so toward anyone else, with those fan fictions shipping Mariner with Boimler, a ship dubbed "Marinler" by fans which is popular on AO3 and Tumblr. These fan fictions are just as valid as those shipping her with women like Tendi, or those which describe Mariner as in polyamorous relationships, to give two examples. Marinler fans see Mariner and Boimler as more than friends and buds. Rather they see Mariner as Boimler as two people who are romantic toward each other. This perspective is completely understandable based on the interactions between Mariner and Boimler during the series, even if other fans, like myself, interpret the interactions between Mariner and Boimler as being more platonic. While Marinler fan fictions will undoubtedly continue to prosper and grow, even without a dedicated subreddit, in the fandom as a whole, it is possible that there will be more fan fictions which ship Mariner with non-male characters. After all, McMahan has confirmed that Mariner will be dating Jennifer in the next season of Star Trek: Lower Decks. McMahan also noted that although the show is "not about Mariner’s romantic relationships" it instead focuses on how Mariner "sees herself, and how she treats friends and colleagues more than romantic partners," in his words.

Mariner admits she likes Sh’reyan in the season two finale

A third season of Star Trek: Lower Decks is already confirmed and will likely air sometime in 2022. If Mariner gets a girlfriend, like Sh’reyan, as was implied in the Season 2 finale, and is shown exploring her identity more in the season, then it would mean that series would truly be one of the best representations in mature animation for a while. It would far exceed representation embodied by the lesbian protagonist in the mature animation Final Space, named Ash Graven (voiced by Ashly Burch), for which I gave an overly optimistic (perhaps too optimistic) assessment which led to annoyance from angry Redditors at my "incorrect" assessment of the series.

Unlike Final Space, which was sadly cancelled earlier this year due to the merger of Discovery and Warner Media according to Final Space creator Olan Rogers, Star Trek: Lower Decks will continue on due to its seeming support from ViacomCBS and CBS executives. As such, the series has the ability to expand its LGBTQ representation, apart from Mariner and possibly Billups, to, hopefully, others in the main cast like Tendi, Rutherford, or Boimler, or even in the supporting cast. However, it does not seem that any of the cast members are part of the LGBTQ community, which is unfortunate.

As such, Star Trek: Lower Decks has the possibility of moving mature animation in a more inclusive direction, joining the ranks of ongoing mature animations like The Great North, Invincible, RWBY, Disenchantment, Harley Quinn, Tuca & Bertie, Bojack Horseman, and gen:LOCK, to name a few, of series with LGBTQ characters. While I remain cautiously optimistic that Star Trek: Lower Decks will do this for LGBTQ representation, I'm not holding my breath, as the season could go a different direction and focus on something else entirely.

© 2021-2023 Burkely Hermann. All rights reserved.

[fellfirst-fellharder-fight]

hi, hope it’s not too much trouble, i just thought it’d be fun if before the bracket actually starts you posted your fav/s submissions for each pairing? so there’s more of a basis for voting for people not in some fandoms. thanks for doing this poll it looks like it’ll be a lot of fun!

ooh i was saving the propaganda for later in the actual polls but here's some for the ones that are losing BADLY (from the screenshots my friend sent me.

Terry/Korvo

Omg where to even begin. SPOILERS for all 4 currently released seasons ahead! So, in season 1 there's like, mostly just hints, right? And sure, there's a certain Tension™ but it's mostly played for laughs. And yes, they hate each other a bit but y'know. Personally I think Terry had feelings for Korvo even before season 1 but you can argue about that. Then, in season 2, they share some genuine feelings, they kiss and Korvo horrifically tortures Terry though time travel. In that order. They're quirky <3 Then in the Christmas special there's more emotions and kissing and also, btw, at some point we got word of god confirmation they *were* in fact in a romantic relationship by the end of season 2. Again, personal opinion, but I'm not sure Korvo was like, thoroughly in love by that point but we're certain he is by now. And then in season 3, more and more genuine emotions are shared and while technically they were posing as married the entire time, we now see Terry call Korvo his husband and mean it (after Korvo got jealous of Terry's "[standing in] line husband") but the real fun begins in season 4! That's when they really start acting like a couple and we get to see that both of them genuinely care for each other and also are attracted to each other. Oh, and they fuck on screen. They're invisible during it but they totally fuck on screen. More jealous Korvo in the finale, too, but unfounded as we learned Terry has stopped hooking up with strangers for Korvo's sake. Also, during this season we see them spooning in their sleep and it's. So gosh darn cute. And like... season 5 is already ordered. We're getting new Tervo content, probably sometime next year. And it's gonna be amazing!!!

Penelope Featherington/Colin Bridgerton:

Penelope has a long-standing crush on Colin, who views her as just-a-friend for a long time. In the show, Colin loudly tells a group of male peers who mock him for “courting her” that he would never court her in their wildest dreams, and Penelope overhears. Heartbroken, she will try to find a different suitor in the next season. But Colin will eventually fall hard for her, finding out her secret ID as Lady Whistledown, trying to protect her despite the fact that she doesn’t need it, and realizing that he has crazy levels of pent-up lust for her. They are a classic fell first/fell harder ship that is absolutely essential representation for fat women like myself. I’m counting down the days to season 3 and Penelope/Colin was the first book I read of the series because I’m so excited!

Kokoro Aichi AKA Heartful Punch/Undine Wells AKA Alchemical Water

So my Girl Kokoro has a lot of pride, she hates being seen as weak bc of her daddy and mommy issues and because of that hates it when people call her by her real name and tends to prefer to just go by HP in honor of her magical girl title, but within like TWO days of knowing Undine and hearing her call her HP she was just like '...you can call me Kokoro' and then Undine does just that all of HP's friends go absolutely bananas quoting it as 'the forbidden name' and then react even more dramatically when Kokoro just sort of rolls with it. Girl's had it bad since this waterbender pretty girl first tidal waved into her life Meanwhile Undine, whom as a magical girl struggles to kill monsters on her own since her powers are more 'support class' as it is, she's not super strong on her own, kills a HUGE monster in basically one shot when Kokoro is threatened to nearly get swallowed by it, turning her water into essentially a jet cutter. she often has dreams about Kokoro, though only realized she had feelings for her during that noted save, she's ALWAYS worried that just by being around her she's putting a target on her back (bc she's the main character so the bad guys are gunning for her) she seems really chill most of the time bc she's just a really reserved girl but like this girl can and will commit murder to keep her pink gf safe and like- they're canonically super gay end of chapter 15 they kiss for the first time it's great

Luke/Zander:

Luke fell first. Zander fell harder. They so cute (AND CANON) uhmmmmmm I can't right now I have to go fast but uh bye (WATCH THE MUSIC FREAKS ITS SO GOOD)

[outpost-lw]

Lortober: Oct. 13th

Discarded Original Prompt: Outlook Reserve Prompt Used: Cycle Wordcount: 496

I told you I’d explain the ominous hunches; let’s take a look at one of the underlying mechanics of my lore, shall we?

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This is what lurks in the depths of their memories, kept from them by the machinations of Chaos:

Skyndi, under other names (none of them her own, none of them one she was happy to be called) killing and lying and then having her lies spread and kill even more. Frodr, trapped by his name (what use is a noble name, if it is weighed down by generations of sin?), hiding and cowering and helplessly watching the consequences of his inaction.

The tides of Chaos engulfing the land, fed and fanned by everything they did and did not do.

Korvo, breaking free.

Skyndi, not ever daring to become her own person (who would, when they’d been one of the ones extracting the price of disobedience upon others?), killing and lying because it is all she has ever known… but maybe, the ones holding her leash wouldn’t ever be able to imagine a few of those lies turning on them.

Frodr, not ever allowed to become his own person (discarded but never forgotten, the spare kept and raised as a tool to be wielded by others), hiding and cowering because it is all he is permitted to do… but if they cannot see him and do not care enough to look, then when will they ever realise that he is gone?

The tides of Chaos engulfing the land, fed and fanned by everything they did and did not do.

Korvo, breaking free.

Skyndi, realising that if she is no-one, then she has nothing to lose (she has everything to lose, but when she hates that everything, would it really be a loss?), killing and lying for herself for the first time, and finally finding self-worth on the other end of misery. Frodr, realising that if he is unimportant, then he might as well be gone (he is more important to them than they let him believe, but in no way that he ever wanted to be), hiding and cowering so that he might be free at last, and finally finding ambition on the other side of oppression.

The tides of Chaos engulfing the land, fed and fanned by everything they did not do.

Korvo, breaking free.

Skyndi, refusing to follow others’ schemes (something telling her that she is capable of more than she could ever imagine), never again killing or lying unless the alternative is unacceptable, because finally she has something to fight for. Frodr, tired of bending to others’ wills (somehow he knows that he does not have to and that he is more than what they have made him), never again hiding or cowering, because he is worth more than that and his pride will no longer let him.

The tides of Chaos engulfing the land, fed and fanned by everything they could not do.

Korvo, breaking free. Skyndi, waking up after a dream, knowing that there is something she must do.

Frodr, rousing after a prophecy, knowing that there is someone he must find.

[spaceygoobert]

Penny for some thoughts about the clusterfuck that is Solar Opposites s2 (Contains spoilers)

Now that I am no longer drunk out of my mind and watched s2 four more times just to be sure I didn’t miss anything while I was crossfaded. it’s time to talk about it

Ep1 was great. It had more lore for shlorpians with a different perspective and i find it interesting that Korvo didn’t even know there were rich shlorpians. They also lived on floating platforms in the sky, like rich people lived in the clouds and working shlorpians lived on the ground, literally separating the two types of classes

The rich shlorpians said they wanted the pupa so they could get back to being rich, which means they don’t know that they will die, either way, they been jebaited

Did not expect shlorpians to be religious... kinda. but i’m not complaining.

The jokes hit hard and everything was kinda fast. The funniest thing about the season was a wacky plots 

I like how different Terry and Korvo are when dealing with negative emotions 

Terry becomes passive aggressive when dealing with negative emotions. specifically with anger. 

When Korvo basically changes everything about Terry in the Lake House episode, the only thing he doesn’t change is how Terry deals with negative emotions. Imagine not being understood and then becoming a goth because no one understands you, not even your partner, who is essentially the same person as you now. And it’s great.

I love violent goth Terry.

kinda shows how repressed he is to the point of “breaking”

Korvo becomes petty when dealing with negatives emotions too, but instead of anger, it’s sadness or when he’s hurt emotionally

S2ep2 reminds me of s1ep3, they both have something to do with parties and Korvo not being included and because he’s petty af he makes a complicated plan. the plot for the episode was just as mind-fucking as s1.

When Korvo’s sad/hurt, instead of talking about it, he makes a whole ass bill to ban Terry from having to hang out with his human friends because he spends too much time with them and not enough time with him. It isn’t until the shit hits the fan that he finally fesses up, which I find to be perfect. AND it ends with a uwu kiss. 

I find it odd and genius that Terry isn’t how you expect him to be. He looks like he wears his heart on his sleeves, yet he’s the one who shows less emotion than Korvo. Plus he doesn’t know how to express bad emotions and does the whole pretending that everything is fine thing

Could be due to being a laid-back person. By being laid-back, it means not worrying or at least showing it (which btw, if you express emotions, it means you care) 

Maybe someone hurt him enough for him to be passive aggressive OR it could be Shlorp, who the fuck knows

it begs the question, if he represses the bad feelings, what else does he repress?

Korvo LOOKS like he wouldn’t be the type to express emotions, yet he’s the one who is able to show sadness and anger— or a better way to explain, he doesn’t hold back on his emotions. He’s more open of the two adult aliens

AND THEY COME FROM THE SAME PLACE.

When Korvo insults Terry, he gets angry

When Terry insults Korvo, he gets sad and cries.

Korvo and Terry do things to cancel each other out. It’s cute.

Like when Korvo bans dinner parties and Terry still goes to them using sci-fi stuff to do it.

or when korvo goes to live with the other aliens and Terry trashes the house to get rid of his presence. Then mentions that Korvo’s dead

They bond over making fun of humans.

I’d expect this from Korvo, but Terry also makes fun of them too, despite wanting to be liked by them. Dunno, maybe Korvo rubbed off on him.

Korvo and Terry strive to get people to like them.

Korvo with the new aliens

Terry with humans

The way they do it is different. Terry acts like himself with humans, Korvo tries to act like himself but he lies to fit in

The wall, my god, the wall was amazing. The episode that focuses on the wall doesn’t take place inside the wall.

I never thought i’d feel for The Duke, though i expected he and Cherie would have some kind of relationship going on

The music, my god so good

Also the trope with the hero who unknowingly saves the villain.

Forest City, (Wood City?) I don’t remember what they called it

The plot for that was so ridiculous; they lose their car in the forest so they use a device to build a city so they could rent a car to find their car, but they end up getting lost in the city.

The fact that Terry took somewhat studied “pathfinding to prepare for life on dangerous aliens world”

I died when Korvo said he wanted to be a gangster, then he never actually becomes one and keeps getting chased by wolves. In the end, he was just a guy in a business suit

Jesse becomes a bad bitch like I knew she would

I can’t believe all four of the characters lost sight of their goal within a few days probably.

Also yumyulack jr

and the ref to wolf of wall street. Wait, is that why wolves were chasing Korvo because he was attempting to be a gangster? WHAT IS THE RELATION, besides being in a fucking forest?

Prostitute Terry and his tiddies

Korvo and Terry actually like being in each other's company

Red Goobler

My eyes were burned out of my skull, you know what i’m talkin about, the “sleeping through the alarm” scene, which got me second guessing myself that maybe it might be an alarm but it turns out they’re fucking. and there’s a wet condom on the ceiling.

the possibility of Korvo being pregnant? For s3? Impossible but still, it would be funny, then it turns out he’s not pregnant, it’s another red goobler, but he can’t tell if it’s from stress or the fucking

Terry is trying his best

I hope they don’t make terry into an idiot. Like in s1, he was dumb but not an idiot.

also terry admitting he’s too insecure to form his own opinions and Korvo liking the fact that he doesn’t have a firm belief

I am happy for that basic rat chick

Also if Korvo’s a bottom, and assuming Terry is one too, they don’t fuck because they’re both busy being bottoms?

After one night of implied sex, Korvo wanted to marry the red goobler. was the implied sex that good?

The apple pencil pro was just weird

Now that the solar opposites are dead, but not really, what now?

Can we talk about how they all went to fulfill each other’s goals more than their own. It’s sweet.

Lets not talk about Terry wanting to eat out Ms. Frankie, but Korvo does it instead, and he keeps going at it

Korvo likes eating out confirmed?

There was a lot of sexual stuff in this show. I dig it.

Also Terry being the first to die in the last episode, I dunno if I could see him killing his family. I mean I know he would but everyone else had some kind of contraption, except Korvo, who used magic instead, which is funny because he’s the most scientific one there, unless he uses science in it then it would make sense.

Mini Korvos look cute but I know they’re all little shits

i kinda wanna know more about Yumyulack’s past as a bounty hunter, like what did they do as a curriculum, was there even a course on bounty hunting? did Yumyulack only say that to sound cool? who knows! I hope s3 has Korvo and Jesse plots because I see them to be the most alike.

Dunno why, but all the solar’s head exploding was aesthetically pleasing and when they all get rebirthed again with their heads popping out of the tree, reminds me of the tree from pocahontas

This season had a bunch of sci-fi stuff and I love it. I hope there’s more sci-fi stuff in the future.

Also Korvo and Terry are both fucking idiots and I live for it.

[according-to-shlorp]

HERE IT IS! THE POST ABOUT MY OCs, PFIZER, JOHNSON & JOHNSON, MODERNA, AND ASTRAZENECA! :)

Most of it is gathered from my dream, some are things I made up now because I’m starting to expand on them. They’re growing on me, and it makes me happy that people enjoy them, and they’re helping people feel better about the shots. By the way, I decided to make Pfizer a guy. I felt it fit better.

About the unit as a whole:

They were able to leave Shlorp a little earlier than most, and given a prototype Pupa. The Pupa’s weren’t fully developed yet. 5 months early to be exact. It was a trust thing with higher ups. They’re not rich Shlorps. They sadly crash land on Earth. UNFORTUNATELY, there’s a con to leaving early. Though the Pupa looks like the Pupa we all know and love, this being a prototype, it wasn’t perfected and is missing data. It’s unfortunately unable to terraform. [no one is aware of that, including the people who issued the Pupa to them.] Johnson & Johnson later finds it out. Because the Pupa went through all the phases except it turned an unexpected colour after what is to be the final colour instead of it’s true form. [in my dream they didn’t find out yet. But I somehow knew their Pupa is unable to terraform.]

They do their best to live amongst humans. Moderna and AstraZeneca wear Earth clothes most of the time. Johnson & Johnson and Pfizer are supportive of it. Mostly because, they’re not a Shlorp so they’ll let their replicants get away with it while they can. Pfizer isn’t too crazy about it [He’s more traditional and would prefer if the replicants stuck to Shlorpian ways.] but none the less, he doesn’t see it as a big deal. As long as Moderna doesn’t wear it when Shlorp exists again. That’s the only concern he has and the fear that Moderna would grow out of touch with Shlorpian culture. The replicants switch up their style a lot. They didn’t pick a gender but, Moderna sometimes leans towards a girly style. Sometimes, they will dress like a boy. AstraZeneca I couldn’t tell what they lean more towards, I’m still working on it. Pfizer and Johnson & Johnson prefer to wear their robes most of the time. Sometimes, they will wear Earth Clothes depending on the situation or if they feel like it. Johnson & Johnson and Pfizer are a little out of touch when it comes to Earth Trends unlike their replicants. Both of the replicants have a passion for science and are best friends.

Now about them separately [undercut cause it’s long]:

Pfizer:

Team captain.

Back on Shlorp he was a scientist and inventor.

He had a reputation for getting things done quickly but, he didn’t always check his work.

Pfizer might be traditional but he‘s willing to try Earth things. Except for changing up his look. He’s all about the‘robe life’ except those rare moments.

He knew Korvo. Korvo secretly thought there was always something ‘strange’ about Pfizer but, he could never place why. They weren’t close. Korvo thought Pfizer was a spy or dead because he just ‘disappeared’ one day. Really, Pfizer didn’t disappear, he was out on the mission with his unit early.

Despite being smart, most of the time he lacks common sense and gets himself into wacky situations.

He will act on impulse, and not take a moment to stop and re think things. If he believes it, it’s hard to convince him otherwise. Johnson & Johnson tries to help him rethink things. But, when Pfizer does these things it’s out of good intentions. Or if Pfizer wants to do something, it’s hard to get his mind off it and think of the risks. Sometimes Johnson & Johnson can get through to him but, it’s rare. One time, Pfizer went bungee jumping off of Niagara Falls while also attempting to do break dance moves because he thought it would be fun and wanted to show Moderna he can be cool. Another time, he climbed the Empire State Building to ‘prove a point.’ A point he never explained.

Don’t ask him for advice. It’s not that he won’t give it to you, he’ll gladly give someone advice, no matter what species they are [including humans] if asked, but it’s never the best [though he means well.]. He doesn’t always think about what’s legal. For Example: He leaves looking up Earth laws to Johnson & Johnson because ‘there are too many that he doesn’t have time for it.’

He’s not good with setting limits or knowing what a good one to set would be for the Replicants unless it deals with Shlorp. Moderna and AstraZeneca try to use that to their advantage. Johnson and Johnson will interfere if he has a concern and Pfizer is 100% ok with that.

He thinks Johnson & Johnson spoils the Pupa.

Pfizer and Moderna have a healthy relationship. Even if Moderna thinks he’s ‘weird’ or ‘lame’ at times. They’re not too close, and he wasn’t crazy about becoming ‘a father’ but he genuinely cares about Moderna, and Moderna cares too.

Thoughts on humans:

Pfizer, is a little skeptical of humans but unlike Korvo, they don’t hate them. The only time he ends up truly disliking them is when he heard ‘the claims’ about ‘him and his unit’ [which of course end up not being about them.]. At first he was really confused, then his mind automatically jumped to suing Earth. He actually gets along with humans, he doesn’t go out of his way to develop some strong relationship with them. [he finds it pointless because they’ll ‘leave Earth‘.] They don’t bother him.

Johnson & Johnson:

The Pupa specialist/ Data Analyst.

He was a biologist back on Shlorp. And temporarily a dermatologist. But he could also be qualified to be a physician [he had a stronger passion for biology which is why he wasn’t a doctor long]

Everyone on Shlorp except for AstraZeneca addressed him by his full name, Johnson & Johnson. He now goes by nicknames. They include ‘j’ [AstraZeneca started that and he didn’t care.] ‘John,’ mostly humans call him that [sometimes Pfizer will call him that too.] Double J [Pfizer and Moderna only.] and ‘Johnson.’ Pfizer tends to alternate between all 4 nicknames. His other nickname is ‘Dad’ only AstraZeneca calls him that, and it’s rare. [that was one of the happiest days of his life. It happened on Earth. Not Shlorp.]

He knew Terry. He doesn’t have anything against Terry but, he got annoyed when Terry would poke fun at his ridiculously long name. But, he didn’t hold a grudge. [that came from the dream by the way.]

His relationship with AstraZeneca is good. He tries his best to be a good father figure to them and loves his replicant dearly.

He tends to over analyze, and deeply study things. Especially things he finds interesting. The first time he saw a firefly. He spent the whole entire summer studying them because he thought they were beautiful bugs. It drove Pfizer and AstraZeneca nuts constantly hearing facts about them.

He’ll look at the pros and cons of everything.

Johnson & Johnson is the most rational one in the group and the calmest one. Always trying to get everyone to think logically and be careful. Especially Pfizer and Moderna [Moderna might not be his replicant but Johnson cares about them like they’re his own.] He worries and cares about everyone. He often worries that Pfizer will get himself killed one day due to some of his actions. He tends to Pfizer’s wounds a lot. [Pfizer gets hurt the most.]

He believes in peace amongst planets and inter species friendships. [though he never mentioned this on Shlorp. He was good at conforming.] Cares about all lifeforms. Johnson hopes they are able to get off Earth before the Pupa terraforms because he doesn’t believe that the humans should lose their planet. They did nothing wrong.

Thoughts on Humans:

He finds them interesting and observed them from a distance for some time before interacting. He can tell that they mean no harm [the ones their team ran into]. Made friends with a few. He might be open to humans but he’s hesitant to try Earth things. He didn’t really want to sue Earth because the whole thing didn’t make sense to him. Why would the humans all of a sudden spread things about them? But he ends up going along with it to make Pfizer happy because there was no reasoning with him.

Moderna:

Pfizer’s replicant.

AstraZeneca is their best friend.

Has the nickname ‘Momo’ [Pfizer calls them that] and ‘Mo’ [ AstraZeneca calls them that.]

Didn’t pick a gender. Despite not identifying with a specific gender, they lean a little more towards a ‘girlish’ style.

Likes wearing Earth Clothes. Switches up styles all the time. Guy trends, girl trends, doesn’t matter. They’ll wear whatever appeals to them. Could be guy one day, next a girl. They don’t follow any gender norms.

Being Pfizer’s replicant, they also lack common sense. They too, will act on impulse but, it’s mostly when they think something is ‘cool’ they’ll do it. But unlike Pfizer, they are a little more careful and actually will listen to Johnson & Johnson and AstraZeneca to rethink things if ever asked.

Being ‘cool’ is important to them. For example, When the idea of suing Earth came up, they could careless because a celebrity aka Dolly Parton ‘likes them.’ [Note: once again, they thought it was about them not the shot. One day, the actual Dolly Parton actually followed Moderna[shlorpian] on their twitter because she found it interesting.]. They also have an account on every social media possible. They got popular on Tiktok, however most of their content are videos they filmed of Pfizer when he’s in some strange hilarious predicament due to his actions, all filmed without his knowledge.

AstraZeneca:

Moderna’s best friend.

Johnson & Johnson’s replicant.

Has the nicknames ‘Astra’, ‘Astro’, ‘Ash’, ‘Zen.’, ‘AZ’, and ‘Zeneca.’ Moderna mostly addresses them as ‘Ash’ and ‘Zen’

Calls Johnson & Johnson ‘J.’ They will call them ’Dad’ every once in a while.

As stated before, like Moderna, AstraZeneca didn’t pick a gender ether. They will just wear whatever feels right, and won’t follow gender norms ether.

Despite being Johnson & Johnson’s replicant, they aren’t much alike. [Unlike Pfizer and Moderna.] The only things J&J and Astra have in common are a love of science, and will try to get others to think things over if it sounds impulsive. [AZ does this mainly with Moderna to try to prevent them from getting into a crazy situation. Moderna tries to get AZ to crazy things with them. Even though, AZ has some wild antics of their own.] They often find J&J to be ‘boring’, but they still love them. After all, he’s their ‘father.’

They’re rebellious, and sneaky. They’re not afraid to mess with Humans [Which Johnson & Johnson isn’t fond of them doing when he finds out and gently tries to encourage them not to do that ] but they never hurt them. They just like to mess with their heads. For Example: they managed to convince people they were the head and true founder of ‘AstraZeneca’, because they thought it would be funny and people didn’t question it. They gave employees silly tasks. They didn’t care too much about suing Earth but they have nothing against doing it.

They go to Pfizer a lot if they want to do something that might require permission because, though they love J&J, they don’t want to sit through a long lecture about how they should think things through or go through with doing it with Johnson & Johnson. And Pfizer lets them get away with more things.

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That’s all I got. I’m going to refine this and develop the replicants a little more. Most of this post was from dreams. I hope you enjoyed this.

Will draw out these guys later.

[musekicker]

Secret Royalty! Terry au drabble

Just a short drabble for the secret royal Terry au I have. I do plan on doing more in this plot line.

Terry was deeply invested in a episode of survivor. The episode involved some of the contestants coming across a polar bear. Which was weird because this was a tropical island.

"Hah hah, you guys just got Lost-ed" Terry said, laughing at the t.v.

Korvo was stomping his way down the stairs, and he was decidely not laughing at whatever it was that had angered him today.

Terry was about to find out what that anger inducing thing was.

"Terry, what are you doing with this?" Korvo asked.

Terry looked up from the t.v. that he had been so invested in seconds ago. His eyes turned wide at the sight of the item in Korvo's hand.

"Oh shit, were you going through my stuff?!" Terry cried.

"It was a good thing I did! Where did you get this?" Korvo asked, thrusting the object towards Terry.

The object in question was a long, ceremonial bladed staff. It was a older technology, the gold colored blade having no tech to it. Not even the bright green staff with the gold leaf flecked into it had any sort of tech to it.

It was only for ceremonial purposed really.

The weapon was also only for Shloprian royalty.

Terry stared at the staff, not saying anything.

"I need a answer. Where did you get this?" Korvo asked.

"I don't want to say." Terry said.

Korvo put his arms in the air, shouting in disbelief.

"I can't believe you stole a royal ceremonial blade staff!" Korvo shouted.

"Now hold on, I didn't steal it!" Terry snapped. 

"Then why do you have it?" Korvo snapped back.

Terry closed his eyes a moment just to give himself a second. He opened them again.

"I... it's mine, okay? It belongs to me." Terry said.

Korvo frowned.

"But this weapon can only be owned by royalty-"

Korvo trailed off, putting all the pieces together.

"You... Terry are you-"

Terry sighed deeply.

"Yes, fine. I'm royalty, okay?" Terry said.

"What!?" Korvo cried.

Terry groaned.

"I knew you would make a big deal out of this." Terry said.

"Of course i'm making a big deal out of this! You are royalty! How can I not make a big deal out of it?" Korvo shouted.

Korvo paused in thought when he realized something.

"I've been calling you names and shouting at you this whole time." Korvo said.

"You sure have." Terry said. "I'm going to have to execute you for it."

Korvo paled a bit.

"That was a joke, man. Come on." Terry said.

Korvo made a attempt at laughter.

"Hah, right, a joke. Of course it was. Quite hilarious." Korvo said

Terry didn't seem happy about Korvo's sudden change in behavior towards him.

Korvo had not even known the truth for minutes and already Korvo was acting different towards him. Terry frowned and crossed his arms. He looked away from Korvo as Korvo started to pace the room, on the edge of gooblering.

He was trying to come up with what questions he should be asking first now. There were many to ask and they all seemed like important questions to ask.

Korvo finally settled on a question.

"Why would royalty get assigned to me? Why not someone who can serve as a body guard?" Korvo asked.

There was some hesitation before Terry answered that question.

"Funny story... I actually wasn't your assigned partner." Terry said.

"What!?" Korvo cried.

Terry kept his gaze away and down, feeling just a bit sheepish about the admission.

"If that's true, then how did-" Korvo said.

"I just came up to you and hoped your actual assigned partner had not gotten to you first." Terry explained.

Korvo couldn't believe it. The whole time Terry was someone who was not who he had said he was.

In hindsight that explained why Terry had been acting so nervous when he had came up to him the first time. At the time Korvo had chalked it up to just stress to do with the planets impending doom. But now he could see other signs of things that didn't quite add up.

Like how the pupa expert could know basically nothing about pupas.

"Is Jesse actually your replicate?" was Korvo's next question.

"Oh yeah, Jesse is my replicate." Terry said.

"Does she know that you and her are royalty?" Korvo asked.

"No. Jesse does not know." Terry said.

Korvo paced a little more.

"Another question... why?" Korvo asked.

Terry sighed.

"I.. My family never understood me. I don't think they even liked me. And they were always so stiff and they openly were always putting me down. Nothing I did was ever right." Terry said, crossing his arms close to his chest as he spoke. "And they wanted me to stay in one mothership with my relatives? Hell no! I can't stand them. Not that they could stand me either. So I bailed." 

"You are telling me that you left the safety of your family to go who knows where? With a total stranger no less?" Korvo said.

"Yeah, you got it. Glad we're on the same page." Terry said.

"No! We are not on the same page! I feel like I am many pages behind." Korvo said.

Terry groaned.

"I just don't want to talk about this any more." Terry said.

"Look, Your majesty-" Korvo said.

Terry stood up so fast that it startled Korvo.

"Stop stop stop! Just, no!" Terry shouted. "I don't want you  talking to me like that."

"But you are-"" Korvo said.

"If I had wanted you to treat me like royalty I would had told you the truth sooner." Terry said.

Korvo was having a hard time wrapping his head around this new information. He couldn't quite understand why this was upsetting Terry.

Not that he knew Terry apparently. He thought he had known.

Now he didn't know anymore.

"What do we do now?" Korvo asked.

"What we were doing before? Really, it's not a big deal. I'm still the Terry you know. Just with a um, different back ground."

Terry paused, rubbing his arm in thought before looking at Korvo with the most serious look he could muster. A change for Terry.

"I.. just don't want you to treat me any different from how you've been treating me before." Terry said.

"I'm not sure I understand." Korvo said slowly.

That was clearly the wrong thing to say. Terry's expression turned sour and he started to the door.

"No, no of course you don't. Look, i'm just going to go to take a walk or something. I need to get some air." Terry said.

Before Korvo could say anything else he wrenched open the door and stormed out the door way, nearly forgetting to slam the door shut behind him.

[disneytva]

Extra Wild ETs: Justin Roiland & Mike McMahan’s ‘Solar Opposites’ Lands at Hulu

Misfit aliens from space trying to adapt to life on Earth have been a popular staple of sitcoms such as My Favorite Martian, ALF and 3rd Rock from the Sun. This spring, a new brood of aliens make their impressive debut in Hulu’s Solar Opposites, the hilarious new animated offering from Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland and former head writer Mike McMahan (Star Trek: Lower Decks).

The series, which overflows with the inspired lunacy you might expect from the madmen who gave us Rick and Morty, follows a team of four aliens who have crash-landed into suburbia after escaping their exploding home planet. Two of them, Korvo (Roiland) and Yumyulack (Sean Giambrone) believe their new home is awful and polluted, while the other duo Terry (Thomas Middleditch) and Jesse (Mary Mack) love humans, their junk food and pop culture.

Roiland, who won an Emmy in 2018 for executive producing Rick and Morty (and yes, he also voices both Rick and Morty for that hugely popular show) tells us that he had the idea to center a show on a pair of odd-couple aliens about 14 years ago. “At some point, it was going to be a live-action series, but it never happened,” he recalls. “Mike McMahan and I were trying to develop another show, between the second and third season of Rick and Morty, but everything we did felt really laborious. So, we decided to put that other idea down and try the odd-couple alien pitch again … and then, once we went back to the original premise, everything became very easy.”

Loving the Aliens

“Justin has all these books of random sketches and ideas from years past,” says McMahan. “We flipped through them and landed on a rough drawing of Terry and Korvo, which we used as the inspiration to build out the family. I was a new dad at the time, so I added the kids/replicants and the baby/Pupa character, we were going for a classic sitcom/FOX look from afar, which would get weirder the closer you looked. The tone we wanted to hit was ‘funny and fun over everything else at all times,’ which you can still clearly see in the finished show.”

McMahan and Roiland then put together the story for the pilot, which is very close to the final version that viewers will get to see on Hulu this month. “We originally had interest from Netflix and Syfy, but those didn’t happen, and then Hulu stepped in,” says Roiland. “We then added [exec producer/writer] Josh Bycel (American Dad!, Happy Endings) along, and things really got moving. It was a lot of work, but everyone is really kicking ass — and it’s been a lot of fun, too.”

In addition to the show regulars, the series also boasts a phenomenal list of guest voice actors. The first season alone features the likes of Alan Tudyk, Tiffany Hadish, Tom Kenny, Alfred Molina, Christina Hendricks, Rainn Wilson, Eric Bauza, Amanda Leighton, Maurice LaMarche, Miguel Sandoval, Nat Faxon, Natalie Morales, Phil LaMarr and Kari Wahlgren. The show is produced by 20th Century Fox Television and the animation is handled by Green Portal Productions and Vancouver-based Bardel Entertainment, which also handle Rick and Morty.

Roiland says he and McMahan had a great time brainstorming about the aliens, their weird biology and how they interact with the world in unexpected ways. For example, whenever they get stressed, their bodies begin to emit little creatures that look like a hybrid between a giant virus and a pink booger (they’re called gooblers).

“It’s funny to think about humanity from the perspective of alien beings,” says Roiland.

“We are going to have lots of fun with the gooblers, but I can’t tell you more about it because we don’t want to ruin the joke.”

Overall, both Roiland and McMahan say the show is a bit sillier and looser than their other collaboration, Rick and Morty. “Our process of writing and producing is quicker, but we still strive for the same level of humor and surprises. We have so many ideas about how these aliens survive on the planet. But when you think about it, it’s really an immigrant story,” Roiland points out. “These characters are very new to their environment, and we get to have fun by looking at things we take for granted and build jokes and sketch storylines around those ideas.”

McMahan says one of their biggest challenges was to always keep the comedy and the tone of the show as light and fun as possible, even when pouring their efforts into making sure everything was professionally executed. “It’s easy for a show to become ‘right,’ but also lose the frivolity that made you like it in the first place. Solar Opposites is always a balancing act between, ‘we have to make a really good, emotionally solid TV episode’ and ‘let’s do some crazy, effed shit that makes us laugh. I’m really happy with how the first season ended up in that regard.”

Juggling Toons Looking back at the past few years, Roiland says the big challenge was juggling the production of Solar Opposites, all of his Rick and Morty duties and launching his own gaming studio Squanch Games in 2016. “Everything was happening at the same time,” he says. “But luckily I had an amazing team. Mike and Josh were amazing and did a great job of running the room day to day. It’s the old adage: You have to surround yourself with talented people and get out of their way. We are having so much fun with this show and our voice cast brings so much to the table: They truly embody the characters and add some hilarious improv material to the show, as well.”

Roiland, who says he was hugely influenced by shows such as The Simpsons, Beavis and Butt-head, Ren & Stimpy and Liquid Television when he was younger, says fans could see a possible appearance by Rick and Morty on Solar Opposites in the future. “In an infinite multiverse, everything is part of the multiverse, so they could easily be a couple of realities away,” he says.“I have no idea how you would navigate the IP waters, but that would be really friggin’ cool!”

“Our initial pitch to Hulu always included a heavily serialized element, so there’s a big part of the show that’s always been designed to be binged,” adds McMahahn. “I’ve never worked on a serialized animated comedy, and I don’t see a lot of them, so I heavily nerded out that we got to make a serialized show along with a goofball comedy. What you see on the screen (in that respect) is exactly what I wanted it to be from conception through execution, which is a rare treat for a creator. Also, the art team and the voice actors are insanely talented, everyone gave it their best, and you’ll see that the first season is something special.”

Roiland says he hopes the audience will get some entertainment and some happiness by watching his new show. “Things are pretty sad out there in the real world, so we hope Solar Opposites and new episodes of Rick and Morty will offer people a little bit of distraction.”

“I hope audiences will sit down to watch a show about crazy funny aliens, and then be surprised as they keep watching how serialized and thought-out everything is,” adds McMahan. “In any other time, this show couldn’t exist. To me, the only reason a show should exist on Hulu (or any streamer) is because it feels like a miracle, like you can’t believe what you’re watching. Sometimes that feeling comes from a cancelled show being resurrected. For Solar, it’s the jokes, language, what we can show on screen (Solar is TV-MA, which is crazy what you can do) and the serialized elements. Somehow, this show feels like a classic, broad network sitcom and like an insane cable show that fell out of another dimension, all at the same time.”

[ofalsehoods]

What sort of sweet and savory dishes are found among your people?

      ❝altean food isn’t often particularly sweet; we believe in a healthy lifestyle in which our diets are free from excess fat and sugar. but one candy that every child on altea enjoys--and still does today--is known as the andevrai, or sugar gems. these candies are cut and prepared by magic to look and feel like perfect octahedral gemstones.  some people even used to wear them as accessories before eating them. we also have candies that resemble geodes, similar to rock candies on earth: the sugar is grown and crystallized inside shells that are altered to look like rocks, and when you cut it open, you can see the sugar crystals inside. it’s quite ingenious, really, and i wouldn’t expect anything less from my people.❞ he smiles. ❝alteans are also fond of what you earthlings like to call fruit salad--the most popular combination tends to be with juniberries. it also contained slices of the astroi, similar in shape and taste to earth’s starfruit--and the cucuma melon, known for its smooth texture and juices so rich that they flowed forth as soon you cut it open. ❞

      ❝as for more savory dishes--alteans are quite fond of eating fish as their main source of protein. a community on altea without access to fish is almost unheard of--our planet does not have one great ocean, like the earth does, but rather it has many smaller seas distributed evenly across its surface. most meals on altea are made up mostly of vegetables, unlike you humans’ diets--in which meat predominates. tsk, tsk, that’s neither very good for you nor good for the environment.❞ he shakes his head. 

      ❝if you wish to improve upon your own diet, i can give you the following advice. for breakfast, give up the pancakes with their syrup and their nutella, and make yourself a salad of mixed suro leaf for antioxidants, ertu for essential vitamins and minerals--and valka root for carbohydrates. for lunch, i would recommend raw korvo fish with a side of sautéed green vegetables, all of which are seasoned with ulte. korvo is known for being so rich that it melts in your mouth, and the ulte spice sears the mouth with a thousand different flavors. and finally, for a small dinner--i would recommend klanmüirl marrow vegetable broth--klanmüirl marrow and meat are a rare delicacy, but it does wonders in helping your body fight disease. now, you might not be able to find anything close to what i’ve described--but if you emulate the altean diet, you will find yourself living a much better life.❞

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Solar Opposites: Mighty Solars The Movie Ch. 10

The next day, at an apartment, Mia was writing in her journal. Until, she heard wind chimes.

Mia: Huh?

Mia turns around and shrugs. But, then, Sister Sisto appears in magenta and dark pink lightning as she screams. Meanwhile, Terry is in the kitchen.

Terry: humming

Terry sighs happily, until he notices Evil Terry sneaking up on the fence. Suddenly, Terry hears something behind him but no one is there

Terry: Huh?

Terry shrugs and heads back to washing the dishes. Suddenly, Terry feels his pants getting pulled down

Terry: Oh ho Ho! Korvo you dirty slut!

Korvo starts dominating Terry.

Terry: Oh yes yes! moans Keep fucking me you! Oooh!

Korvo pants as he fucks Terry.

Korvo: Oh yes! Dirty bookcase! Sexy Netflix Bitch! Slutty Swedish Metabaaaall!

Korvo cums in Terry as he turns visible.

Korvo: pants Oh I never felt this great.

Terry: Me too! gasp upon seeing Evil Terry out the window

Korvo: What is it, Terry?

Terry: KORVO RUN! IT’S EVIL ME FROM THE LAKEHOUSE DEVICE EPISODE!

Korvo: What? sees Evil Terry and gasps

Terry: FUCKING RUN FAM!

Korvo: SHIT!

Terry pulls up his pants and the two husbands run upstairs while Phoebe sees Evil Terry outside and gasp.

Phoebe: Korvo, who is that?!

Then, Phoebe gasp and recognize him from last night.

Phoebe: You again?!

Phoebe turns back into her superhero form as she gets into fighting stance as Evil Terry bust through the window and growls. Korvo sees Phoebe in her superhero form and gasps.

Korvo: Phoebe?!

Phoebe MacCarthy/???: It’s Starburst now partner!

Starburst does her own pose as she goes mama bear.

Phoebe MacCarthy/Starburst: Stay away from my family!

Evil Terry laughs:

Evil Terry: Hello Terry! turns into his super suit as he snarls So nice to finally meet you… by the way, your husband was way bulgier when I. stabbed him!

Korvo scoffs.

Korvo: Well…

Evil Terry/???: You just call me Slither. Because in my dimension, I had an unfortunate lab accident that gave me the power to produce black slime that helps me slither like a snake.

Terry: What are you even doing here?

Evil Terry/Slither: Just two words…. MURDER YOU!

Terry gasps and turns into Mighton.

Terry/Mighton: grabs a table with his strength Stay away from my husband and kids!

Korvo blushes and gets turned on.

Korvo: Honey, you have me so turned on right now! Let’s do this!

Korvo turns into Quasarblast. Quasarblast then turns invisible as he kicks Slither to the ground then Starburst lassoes Slither as she kicks him in the face. Slither growls and pins Quasarblast to the wall.

Evil Terry/Slither: Why can’t you just stay dead?!

Terry/Mighton: Korvy!

Korvo/Quasarblast: Damn it! Get off me!

Mighton however then grabs Quasarblast bridal style and punches Slither in the face as he snarls.

Evil Terry/Slither: Don’t you EVER-

Starburst then pins Slither to the floor. Qausarblast blushes at his husband and kisses him multiple times as Mighton blushes and smiles.

Terry/Mighton: Korvy, what are you doing?

Korvo/Quasarblast: My hero. Mighton smiles and Quasarblast kisses him on the neck

Quasarblast moans.

Phoebe MacCarthy/Starburst: Stay down bitch!

Slither growls as his eyes glows red and his skin turns black and he grows bigger and muscular. Quasarblast gasps.

Terry/Mighton: What the hell?

Evil Terry, now a monster, roars and laughs.

Monster Evil Terry: What’s the matter, Terry? Aren’t you happy I’m a Mundane just like you!

Mighton gasped.

Terry/Mighton: What are you talking about!

Korvo/Quasarblast: Honey? What’s wrong?!

Phoebe/Starburst: Did you know about this, Terry?

Mighton starts breathing in and out because he didn’t know. Mundane Slither laugh.

Mundane Evil Terry: Of course he didn’t, because it’s been running in his family for years.

Mighton gasps.

Terry/Mighton: I-I’m half monster?

Evil Terry/Slither: Look at you, traumatized by the news! I always knew the other me was such a wimp.

Mighton however doesn’t fall for it as he looks at Starburst and Mighton as he knows that’s not true.

Terry/Mighton: Nan. I already knew how I am. A family man and a wonderful Shlorpian. That’s who I am

Mundane Slither laughs. Then, Mundane Slither grabs Mighton by the throat as he pins him to the wall.

Korvo/Quasarblast: TERRY!

Phoebe MacCarthy: Let go of him you bitch!

Evil Terry/Slither: Why would I wanna do that if I enjoy squeezing the air out of him?

Mighton gags as Slither chocks him. Something in Quasarblast snaps.

Korvo/Quasarblast: STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!

Quasarblast punches Mundane Slither which causes him to let go of Mighton.

Terry/Mighton: breathes in and out and sighs in relief

The two husbands then embrace each other and kiss while moaning lovingly. Mundane Slither groans in disgust.

Mundane Evil Terry/Slither: You stupid bitch!

Quasarblast flips Mundane Slither off.

Mundane Evil Terry/Slither: snapping THAT’S IT!

Mundane Slither picks Quasarblast up and throws him across the room.

Terry/Mighton: gasp then growls HEY! DROP MY KORVY!

Mundane Slither growls but drops Quasarblast down as Quasarblast groans

Korvo/Quasarblast: Phew. Thanks honey.

Terry/Mighton: Anytime my superhero with a thicc ass.

Quasarblast giggles. But then Mundane Slither picks up Mighton and pins Mighton the floor.

Terry/Mighton: What are you gonna do? Kill me?

Mundane Slither starts choking Mighton, but then Mighton’s eyes starts flashing orange as he finally snaps.

Terry/Mighton: GET OFF ME!

Mighton punches Mundane Slither to the floor as he starts snarling as his eyes glow orange. Mundane Slither chuckles as he began to feel satisfied this.

Mundane Evil Terry/Slither: This is more like it!

Korvo/Quasarblast: What do you mean?!

Mundane Evil Terry/Slither: taunting Mighton That’s right you sick weakling! Give into your rage! Stop being a wimpy and weak piece of shit! Unleash that beast!

Mighton screams in fury. He then starts kneeling to the floor as his skin suddenly turns black and he starts growing bigger and muscular. Then, his voice deepens as he cries out in pain as tears burst from his eyes.

Korvo/Quasarblast and Phoebe/Starburst: MIGHTON!

Mighton, now a Mundane roars and growls at Mundane Slither

Mundane Evil Terry/Slither: That’s more like it! punches Mundane Mighton See ya! escapes through the ceiling as Mighton cries in pain by his transformation

Quasarblast gasps and runs up to his husband

Korvo/Quasarblast: Terry?

Mundane Mighton snarls.

Korvo/Quasarblast: Terry! Oh my God! It’s true you are half Mundane!

Mundane Mighton starts crying. Then be collapse on the floor in tears by the pain of his transformation.

Korvo/Quasarblast: Oh, Terry. You’re still beautiful.

Mundane Mighton cries out in pain again as Quasarblast soothes him.

Mundane Terry/Mighton: Korvy… I’m scared… what happened to me…

Korvo/Quasarblast: I don’t know. But we’ll figure something out. I’ll go stop Evil Terry. If I can that is…

Mundane Mighton whimpers as he breaks down in tears.

Mundane Terry/Mighton: Okay…

The scene then cuts to Kano seeing Qourra and goes up and manipulates her.

Kano: So you what your own pack huh?

Qourra: Yes.

Kano: gives her a fake amulet Take this.

Qourra: What is this?

Kano: Join the Night Wolves. It’ll be worth it! Take them to the construction sight. I’ll tell you what to do.

Qourra thinks about it but then nods. The scene then cuts to the construction sight. Sherbet is watching above from the homeless sadly as she looks at a photo to frame of her deceased parents and begins to sing.

[SHERBET]

On my own, there's no chaperone

But my heart still is mine for the keeping

Sherbet, take a rest; you can pass this test

You can still dream your dream while you're sleeping

If I can just stay true

To the steps I've taken

It will all come through

If it's fate, let it be

'Cause now I see I can wait

Change takes time, it's a long hard climb

But I'll get to the top if I'm steady l

And where love's concerned, well, I guess I've learned

Just to trust he'll be here when he's ready

If I can just stay true

To the steps I've taken

It will all come through

I'll let fate set the day

It's okay I can wait

Plant the tiniest seed down below

Tend it well, and stand back

And just watch it grow

Watch me grow

If I can just stay true

To the steps I've taken

It will all come through

Name the date, and say when

But 'til then I can wait

Sherbet sighs as the song ends. Then, suddenly, she sees Miss Frankie, Principal Cooke, Kevin, Jamie, Darcy, Randall and Ms. Perez walking by.

Sherbet: opens the window Um hello there.

Ms. Perez: Oh hey little girl. Can we help you?

Sherbet: Uh, I was just wondering you guys do school here and- suddenly hears music playing What’s going on that construction sight?

Miss Frankie: I don’t know?

Darcy: Let’s go check it out.

We then cut to Mundane Slither causing havoc while singing.

Mundane Evil Terry/Slither: singing “One Is the Loneliest Number” then hears the music too as he heads on too the rooftop and sees Qourra and the Night Wolves singing

[NIGHT WOLVES]

Hear it getting louder, a call for revolution Yeah, we came for what was ours, it's time for restitution We'll protect our own, take back the stone No, human nature cannot hold us down

Stranded at the bottom, but we're more than a whisper No, we'll never be forgotten, our blood's thicker than silver, yeah When worlds collide, it's do or die So tell me, is it wrong to stand your ground?

Hear us howl, all or nothing Fangs are out, we ain't running Hear us howl, it's all or nothing

Oh-oh-oh-oh This is a declaration Oh-oh-oh-oh Of a new generation It's now or never, we're in this together We'll fight through the highs and the lows No, we won't break, we're more than flesh and bone

The world has gone crazy and no one seems to listen Gotta step in, no more maybes, and stop the demolition Is it hope or fear? Look in the mirror Everything we built is coming down

No more hesitation, it's time we start to realize With all this separation, silence is still taking sides So use your voice, make a choice And tell me, are you standing with the crowd?

Oh-oh-oh-oh This is a declaration Oh-oh-oh-oh Of a new generation It's now or never, we're in this together We'll fight through the highs and the lows No, we won't break, we're more than flesh and bone

Ayy, ayy, ayy-ayy We say no more bad blood, no more bad blood Ayy, ayy, ayy-ayy No way, they can't stop us, no, they can't stop us Ayy, ayy, ayy-ayy We say no more bad blood, no more bad blood Ayy, ayy, ayy-ayy No way, they can't stop us, no, they can't stop us

History changes, but we lost the pages we wrote When you lose direction, can't see the reflection you know We came from the bottom then became the problem Now everything's out of control So hey, are you with me? Let's go!

Oh-oh-oh-oh This is a declaration Oh-oh-oh-oh Of a new generation It's now or never, we're in this together We'll fight through the highs and the lows No, we won't break, we're more than flesh and bone

The song ends as the humans arrived at the construction sight.

Miss Frankie: Qourra?

Qourra turns and sees the humans.

Ms. Perez: What are you doing with the Night Wolves.

Qourra: Finding my own pack.

Ms. Perez: Why are you.. notices Mundane Slither Who the hell is that?!

Mundane Slither leaps down and snatches the amulet away from Qourra’s neck.

Qourra: Hey! That’s mine!

Mundane Evil Terry/Slither: This is mine now!

Mundane Slither then sniffs it and grows annoyed.

Mundane Evil Terry/Slither: Oh please this is a fake amulet.

Dr. Weatherstone came by and gasped.

Dr. Weatherstone: Is that…

Wanda: What? Qourra, did you lie to us? Th-this wrong.

Then, Qourra groans in annoyance and starts venting.

Qourra: Well come on! This Kano guy said I should have a pack! My mom wanted a pack before he was killed! I mean this is ridiculous everyone wants to pack too! And it is point of avoiding this long conversation! You all agree right? Anyone?! Anyone?!

But then, Mia, who is wearing a dark outfit stops her.

Mia: Not so fast!

Qourra gasp in shock. Then, Mundane Slither hid as he grows suspicious. Then, Mia chuckles like an evil person and then Nova comes by, gasp and hides.

Mia: Well, looks like this scene had died.

Mia then touches Qourra’s face as she backs away in shock.

Mia: How about I take it from here?

Ms. Perez: What?!

Principal Cooke: What are you talking about?

Mia laughs evilly

[SISTER SISTO AS MIA]

Hey look out world, cause here I come I'm burning brighter then the sun You put up walls but I can break 'em break 'em Fear is not a roadblock in my way Don't care what the haters say They don't scare me I'm not shaking, shaking and If you think am gonna quit Go and cross it off your list

I just wanna scream out loud nothing gonna stop me now I'm never coming off this cloud So move over move over move over You don't wanna mess with me I know who I'm meant to be Never gonna slow me down Nothing's gonna stop me nothing's gonna stop me now Nothing's gonna stop me now nothing's gonna stop me now

I'm moving faster than you think You might miss me if you blink Every day I'm getting stronger stronger But I was born to break the rules So that's just what I'm gonna do

I just wanna scream out loud Nothing's gonna stop me now I'm never coming off this cloud So move over move over move over You don't wanna mess with me I know who I'm meant to be Never gonna slow me down Nothing is gonna stop me, nothing gonna stop me now And if you think I'm gonna quit Just go and cross it off your list

Hey look out world cause here I come I'm burning brighter then the sun

I just wanna scream out loud Nothing's gonna stop me now I'm never coming off this cloud So move over move over move over You don't wanna mess with me I know who I meant to be Never gonna slow me down Nothing's is gonna stop me nothing gonna stop me now Nothing's gonna stop me now Nothing's gonna stop me now Nothing's gonna stop me now Nothing's gonna stop me now

After the song ends, Sister Sisto finally pops out of Mia as Mia falls to the ground and moans. The humans gasp in shock and horror.

Sister Sisto: Hello, Earth! Did you miss me?!

Nova: whispering Sisto?

Sister Sisto notices Nova and smiles.

Sister Sisto: Hello Blissa…

Nova: It’s Nova!

Mia wakes up as she groans.

Mia: Where am I?

Sister Sisto: So nice to see you all here. I heard that fool Kano wanted you guys here! But guess what?! He is such a fucking idiot! He made up that lie when he told Barry he would bring Cheery back to life, but she was really alive. They really brought me back to life!

Mia: Sisto?!

Sister Sisto: For I am no longer Sisto… I am now….

Sister Sisto changes into a new super villain suit as she becomes a mortal.

Sister Sisto/???: BLACK MIRROR! laughs evilly

Nova gasps. Trevor, Louise, Janice and Stacy G came by and then, Louise, Trevor and Janice sees Kano heading to a mansion and follows him. Stacy G hide as a result. Then, Black Mirror snarls at the humans.

Principal Cooke: Oh my God…. You’re fucking crazy!

Black Mirror laughs.

Sister Sisto/Black Mirror: Good! Have fun drowning in DNA slime!

Black Mirror uses her magic and places Ms. Perez, Mia, Jamie, Darcy, Kevin, Randall, Miss Frankie, Principal Cooke, Sherbet and Dr. Weatherstone in tubes as she presses a button and each slime in each capsules starts flowing up. The humans ran for their lives as Qourra escape. Stacy G follows her with Nova. Black Mirror laughs evilly. Mundane Slither gasp as he continues hiding successfully.

Miss Frankie: Oh God! We’re gonna drown in slime! Mighty Solars, help!

Quasarblast shows up and gasps. Luckily, Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa heard them while Sonya is reading a book.

Yumyulack: Holy shit! Our friends are in trouble!

Sonya: What?! What you mean they’re in trouble?! How did you guys know?!

Jesse and Yumyulack freeze in shock

Pupa: Super power!

Sonya: Huh?

Jesse: Sssh!

Yumyulack: Uh we can explain.

Sonya then gasp in shock as she realizes something and squeals in excitement.

Sonya: You guys are superheroes!

Sonya hugs her siblings.

Sonya: I knew there was something about you guys! I knew it!

Jesse: Wait. Whuuuuuh?

Sonya: You guys look the same faces as Vil-Gil-An-T, Fung-Irl and Mighty Pupa! But wait, where’s your dads?!

Yumyulack: Uh…

Suddenly, they heard Mundane Mighton moaning in pain.

Sonya: What the? Is that Terry?

The kids check in their dads’ room and gasp in shock upon seeing Mundane Mighton as they gasp.

Kids: Whoa!

Yumyulack: Damn Terry, you look buff and thicc!

Jesse: Terry is a Mundane, just like from the old times back on Shlorp!

Pupa: Mundane Daddy!

Sonya: Uh, he looks upset.

Yumyulack: Huh? How do you know that?

Jesse sighs.

Jesse: I saw one when I was a baby.

Yumyulack: You did?

Sonya: Wow. Really?

Jesse nods sadly.

Jesse: Back on Shlorp 13 years ago, I was still a sproutling, fiddling in my crib.

Flashback starts as baby Jesse is playing with her baby hangar as she tries touch a flower.

Baby Jesse: giggles and coos

Baby Jesse then hears groaning as he sees something big lying in Terry’s bed. Baby Jesse coos and heads out of the bed.

Jesse: voiceover I heard something, like it was some kind of monster.

Baby Jesse sits up from her crib and watches as she sees something rising out of the cover as he growl. It was Mundane Terry as he roars. Baby Jesse whimpers in fear. Mundane Terry starts sniffling around as he growls and gets in a defensive position.

Jesse: voiceover I was really scared. But it was like he was in a defense position.

Mundane Terry growls as he approaches a spiky monster. Then, he bust through the window as baby Jesse watches in confusion as she coos. But then she gets scared as she sees him killing the spiky monster as he roars and leaps up from the the building with blood all over his body as he starts growling and approaches baby Jesse. Baby Jesse starts crying.

Baby Jesse: crying as she falls on her back and tears burst from her eyes

Mundane Terry gasps.

Jesse: voiceover Suddenly, he came toward me and talk, but I couldn’t remember what he said.

Mundane Terry: picking baby Jesse up and soothing her Shh… it’s okay daddy’s here…

Jesse gasps as she remembers. Baby Jesse hics as she looks at the eyes and realizes Mundane Terry is Terry. Baby Jesse finally calms down as she giggles and touches Mundane Terry’s face as he purrs.

Baby Jesse: Dada!

Mundane Terry purrs he touch his forehead on baby Jesse’s and he turns back to normal as he smiles at Baby Jesse giggling. The flashback ends as Jesse gasps.

Jesse: It was Terry…!

Sonya: Huh?

Yumyulack: It was?

Jesse: He must’ve be half Mudane, and runs in our family. Nova comes in

Nova: Kids!

Nova then sees a pair of malfunctioning hot pink glasses and put it on as it shocks her. But, it doesn’t hurt her.

Nova: Hmm? notices Mundane Terry Terry? Is that you?

Mundane Terry/Mighton: STAY AWAY!

Jesse: Terry, it’s okay! I know you’re the Mundane you saw when I was a baby!

Mundane Mighton gasps.

Mundane Terry/Mighton: I did?

Jesse smiles tearfully.

Jesse: Of course you were daddy… but how did you transform?

Mundane Mighton breaks down and yells it out

Mundane Terry/Mighton: IT WAS SOMETHING THAT I DREAMT ABOUT FROM MY PAST! BUT I DON’T REMEMBER!

Nova then touches Terry by the shoulder and suddenly it takes him to an abandon background years ago

Nova: Whoa. What is this place?

Sonya: Was this your planet guys?

Mundane Mighton sighs. He then something’s that is familiar to him. Mundane Mighton picks it up and it is revealed to be an old flower as he starts singing.

[MUNDANE MIGHTON]

This is the Shlorp of my childhood

These were the borders of my life

In this crumbling, dusty attic

Where an gardener loved his wife

Easy to remember

Harder to move on

Knowing the Shlorp of my childhood Is gone

Sonya cries.

Nova: What happened here?

Mundane Terry/Mighton: It was something that happened to my mother. Something my late father couldn’t bring himself to tell. No better than to ask…

Mundane Mighton sighs and wipes away a tear Suddenly, Yumyulack sees a mask.

Yumyulack: A doctor’s mask… suddenly recognizes the mask in distraught plague…

Mundane Mighton gasp silently as flashback images appear as he looks around. Then the flashback shows the plague doctor packing up his things after doing a checkup on Jessica, who is dying.

Shlorp Plague Doctor: You must leave! Now!

Mundane Mighton then looks at a crib as the flashback appears again with Jessica looking at Teraformus one last time.

Jesica: Quickly… before it takes him too…

Teraformus tearfully nods and leaves. Jessica kisses an old crystal as she slowly dies. Teraformus then puts baby Terry in basket and places him at an orphanage while baby Terry was crying. The flashback ends as Mundane Terry silently cries with tears streaming down his eyes.

Phoebe MacCarthy/Starburst: Oh Terry…

Nova: I’m so sorry about your mom Terry…

Mundane Terry/Mighton: What am I gonna do know? What if I don’t turn back…?

Jesse however gives Mighton an encouragement smile.

Jesse: That is not true! You can turn back! I just know it! I believe in you Terry! You are a brave strong Shlorpian! You rescued Cheery from another dimension! You defended Korvo! You stood up to a total jerkface that is your evil counterpart! If you have strength power, then I know you can turn back!

Mundane Mighton smiles.

Mundane Terry/Mighton: touches Jesse’s face and touches her forehead softly with his Thanks Jesse-bear…

Suddenly, Mundane Mighton turns back into his regular Shlorpian form.

Terry/Mighton: Yes! I am normal! Well, almost normal! Thanks Nova.

Mighton hugs Nova, but then they heard their friends screaming. Mighton gasps.

Nova: Oh no! Our friends! We gotta help them!

Terry/Mighton: Right come on kids! Sonya, you’re sticking with us too!

Sonya: Okay!

A few seconds later, Nova follows her friends on a motorcycle while the Mighty Solars fly off with Starburst carrying Sonya. Back with Qausarblast, he flies into the mansion where Louise, Trevor and Janice meet up.

Korvo/Quasarblast: Guys!

Louise: Korvo? Hurry! Kano is in there!

Qausarblast bust open the door, only to see Mrs. Brandy knocked out the floor.

Korvo/Quasarblast: On it!

Qausarblast bust open the door, only to see Mrs. Brandy knocked out the floor.

Korvo/Quasarblast: Damn what happened here?!

Suddenly, Louise, Janice and Trevor gets tied up as they screamed and exclaims in shock.

Korvo/Quasarblast: What the hell?!

Stacy G runs up to save her mother but gasp when the doors close shut.

Stacy G: No no! No! Mom!

The scene then cuts to Miss Frankie, Principal Cooke, Dr. Weatherstone, Kevin, Jamie, Darcy, Sherbet and Randall are still drowning in the slime as they keep panicking trying to breath for the surface. Quasarblast hears a laugh.

Korvo/Quasarblast: Who’s there?! suddenly sees Kano Kano! What are you doing here?! What is this bullshit?!

Kano turns into Darkness as he snarls. Then Cheery and Naomi comes in and gasp. The scene then cuts to Miss Frankie, Principal Cooke, Dr. Weatherstone, Kevin, Jamie, Darcy, Sherbet and Randall are still drowning in the slime as they keep panicking trying to breath for the surface.

Principal Cooke: Guys… I think this might be it…

Sherbet: starting to lose her breath as Slither sees them gasp

Darcy: At least we go out together…

Kevin: losing breath

Randall: No! Stay with me Kevin! Stay with me!

Jamie and Darcy hold out their hands to each other as it touches the glasses. Miss Frankie starts to lose her breath.

Miss Frankie: I’m sorry Korvo..

Suddenly… A sharp knife hits the glasses as the slime falls out and Miss Frankie, Principal Cooke, Dr. Weatherstone, Kevin, Jamie, Darcy, Sherbet and Randall breath for air. It was revealed was revealed to be thrown by Mundane Slither as the other Mighty Solars with Nova and Sonya arrives.

Kevin: You saved us?! But why?

Mundane Slither looks at his reflection on the knife and ends up having a heel realization as he sighs. Mundane Slither then turns back into his Shlorpian form

Evil Terry/Slither: I finally saw the consequences of evil and revenge is not worth it… looks like your heroic husband taught me that.

Mighton smiles. Slither then looks at Dr. Weatherstone. Dr. Weatherstone blushes.

Evil Terry/Slither: Mighton! prepares to leave I trust you…

As Slither leaves, Fung-irl then sees Stacy G banging on the door of the mansion.

Jesse/Fung-irl: Stacy G! What’s wrong?!

Stacy G: My mom is trap in here! Kano’s got them!

Jesse/Fung-irl: Kano? But that mean a you can’t go in there! Kano will catch you and you’ll be hurt!

Stacy G: But my mom’s in danger! I don’t know what to do!

Jesse/Fung-irl: It’s okay.

Stacy G: NO ITS NOT OKAY!

Fung-irl gasps in shock but smiles and takes Stacy G’s hand.

Jesse/Fung-irl: Stacy G… I have no regrets you gave me a friendship I always wanted my whole life ever since I came here…

Stacy G starts crying.

Stacy G: But I can’t fucking exist in a world with you… sniffles* I’m sorry I didn’t say it before… I love you Jessica Wearspreada Solar-Opposites…

Fung-irl smiles

Then she look at Stacy G’s eyes as they sparkle magenta.

Jesse/Fung-irl: I really love it when your eyes do that…

Stacy G and Fung-irl then looks into each other’s lovingly and the two girls share their first kiss.

Jesse/Fung-irl: thinking My first kiss! I always wondered what it would feel like!

Mighton smiles in tears of joy, because he knows that his little girl is all grown up and has found love. The scene then cuts to Qausarblast, Cheery and Naomi getting into a fighting stance with Darkness.

Korvo/Quasarblast: I thought I killed you!

Darkness: You didn’t… I was brought back to life by lightning by Barry. I soon realized that if I can manipulate Naomi into helping me, you would be dead for good. Naomi growls in disgust

Cheery: How can you do this?

Naomi: Now I know why you did that! You tricked me! How could you! I knew there was a reason you were suspicious! You tried to trick into hurting a nice girl! Cheery is very kind and loved and you know it!

Darkness laughs.

Darkness: Well guess what, now I am gonna crush you for-

Quasarblast suddenly turns invisible and punches Darkness in the face. Then, Darkness gets hit by an arrow shot by a crossbow, revealed to be aimed by Alice who helps and hides behind a vase. Quasarblast is shocked to see Alice.

Korvo/Quasarblast: Holy shit. That maid is really badass.

Suddenly, element sparks spewed out of Darkness as it hits Trevor, Louise, Janice and Alice, who easily stood up. Quasarblast gasps in shock.

Alice: Oh dear…

Korvo/Quasarblast: Are you okay?

Then, Darkness traps Quasarblast with restraints ropes on his hands and feet.

Korvo/Quasarblast: Damn it!

Back with the Mighty Solars, they were running to the mansion with their friends, until Sonya sees a super suit that made her excited.

Sonya: This is perfect!

Sonya then puts on the suit, next she puts on the clothe hat on her head, then she put on the earrings, and finally she put on the mask as she giggles.

Sonya: Lookin’ good.

Sonya then heads back to her family. The scene cuts to Quasarblast struggling to break free.

Kano/Darkness: Look at you. Struggling like the weakling you are.

The rest of the Mighty Solars and their human friends sneak in but sees Darkness and hides quietly. Mighton gasps when he sees his husband.

Kano/Darkness: It’s like they say… never wound… what you can’t kill!

Darkness uses his magic to torture Quasarblast as Quasarblast yells in pain.

Korvo/Quasarblast: Darkness, please! It’s the dark magic! The power everything, but you’ll lose yourself… let it go…

Darkness: I love being mad… it makes me happy…

Something in Mighton snaps as Quasarblast is tortured.

Terry/Mighton: with a controlled manner GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!

Darkness notices Mighton and laughs.

Darkness: What you gonna do? Try to scare me?!

Mighton growls as his eyes turn orange.

Then, he starts growing bigger and muscular as his skin turns black. Cooke then throws a pipe line at Darkness, who moans. This gave Quasarblast an idea as he remembers a flashback of when he defeated Darkness. Sonic booms are his weakness.

Korvo/Quasarblast: Hey, Darkness!

Quasarblast then breaks free while Mighton finishes becoming a Mundane and roars. Quasarblast then reaches through the metal pipe and bangs with another one.

Kano/Darkness: What are you-

Quasarblast then bangs the metal pipes again. Mundane Mighton roars and gets out more metal pipes and pins them to the ground. With that, Vil-Gil-An-T, Fung-irl, Mighty Pupa, Lightspeed, Starburst and Sonya, or whoever she is now runs around the bang the pipes with each pipe in their own hands. Darkness screech as Kano appears beneath screaming. Starburst gets out a lasso as she pulls Kano out of Darkness. Cheery then accidentally fell on something on her knee as she moans.

Naomi: Cheery, are you okay?!

Suddenly, the family sees Darkness’s slime body as it rises up and turns into a monster, much to Kano’s satisfaction. But then, Mia comes and sees this. Mia grabs a metal pipe then suddenly Darkness’s skin starts screeching in pain as it shows Cheery, suddenly in her own super suit as Naomi blush. Cheery can now blood bend. As the skin screeches in pain, Mia cries out in rage and bang the pipes that ends up weakening the skin.

Kano: Stop! Stop this!

Sonya then gets out an electronic bomb and gives to Vil-Gil-An-T who puts explosive powdered liquid in it and prepares to throw it.

Kano: Mighty Solars! What are you doing?!

Yumyulack/Vil-Gil-An-T: Ending this!

Vil-Gil-An-T throws the bomb.

Kano: NOOOOOOOOO!

But as soon Kano leaps up to the slime, as it attaches to it, the skin caught the bomb as it prepares to explode.

Korvo/Quasarblast: Everyone take cover!

The gang takes cover as the bomb explodes and causes Kano along with Darkness to explode into ash and dust, no trace of living life form anymore. Mundane Mighton holds onto Quasarblast.

Korvo/Quasarblast: Darling?

Mundane Mighton turns back into his Shlorpian form and smiles weakly. But then he feels like transforming again as he feels something inside of him he has to release underneath his chest as his skin turns black again and he grows bigger and muscular. He then moans in pleasure. Now back into his Mundane form, Mundane Mighton roars as loud as Godzilla while the rest of the gang cover their ears. He then pants and whimpers upon seeing Quasarblast.

Mundane Terry/Mighton: Korvy? Do you still love me?

Quasarblast smiles while Mighton breaks down in tears.

Korvo/Quasarblast: Shh… I’m here mi amore… I still love you no matter what…

Mundane Terry/Mighton: I really love when you speak Spanish.

Korvo/Quasarblast: Thanks Terry-bear…

the two super hero alien husbands share a kiss. Then the kids run over to their dads while laughing while Sonya come up to Quasarblast as he notices her suit.

Korvo/Quasarblast: Sonya?

Sonya/???: Hey Korvo. It’s actually Nighthowler now. I came up with the name because of the technology in the suit based on folk tale legends. I’m still waiting for elasticity in my arms, which is part of it.

Jesse/Fung-irl: Nice!

Korvo/Quasarblast: Come here sweetie. I am so proud of you. hugs Sonya, then silently nods Cheery thank you

Cheery smiles. Then, Nova notices her glasses glowing.

Nova: What the fuck?

Then, it causes her to receive her own super suit as she grows amazed.

Nova/???: Wow. I had no idea it could that.

Miss Frankie: Whoa. Those are so weird glasses. Right Perez? Perez is distracted and lovestruck Perez?

Ms. Perez stares lovingly at Mia while “The Way” from Clay Aiken plays:

Mia: Excuse me?

Ms. Perez: Huh? blushes Oh what did you say?

Mia: I said excuse me.

Ms. Perez: Oh sorry I’m Perez. These are my friends.

Mia: Hi. I’m Mia.

Then, the heroes then decided it’s time for them to leave, as the heroes who can fly pick up their friends flies out of the mansion as the sunsets. The scene cuts to Terry dominating Korvo during sex in the bedroom.

Terry: Oh man! then starts growling as his eyes glow orange and he turns black Yes! I can feel my beast getting horny!

Korvo: Let it out Terry! Oooh! I wanna see that sexy monster fuck me!

Terry groans in horniness as he grows bigger and muscular as he roars and dominates Korvo more as Korvo moan lovingly.

Korvo: moans Yes you sexy brute! Oooh! Fuck me like I’m in sexy Paris! Ooooh! You sexy beast! Oooooh!

Mundane Terry loses control and fucks Korvo as hard as he can.

Korvo: moans lovingly Oooh yeeeees! Terry, I think I’m about to-

Korvo cums as Mundane Terry breathes in and out. Korvo moans lovingly as he strokes Mundane Terry softly to keep him calm. Mundane Terry purrs.

Korvo: You feeling better, my sweet slutty Mundane hubby?

Mundane Terry whines as he worried about losing control. Korvo gasps and holds his husband close.

Korvo: Oh Terry… shh… it’s okay sweetheart… it’s okay.

Mundane Terry then falls asleep crying as Korvo continues to console him in reassurance that he loves him.

Korvo: I love you dear…

Korvo then sighs as he thinks about his Super Shlorpian form.

Korvo: I’m just glad the beast is sealed away… or worse…

Suddenly Evil Terry comes in.

Evil Terry: Uh hey… Korvo is surprised to see him Mind if I stay here for awhile.

Korvo: shrugs Sure. Why not.

Evil Terry smiles as he leaves the room. Korvo then looks down for a moment. Meanwhile, at the solstice, something pulls the spirit back in as it whimpers and is petted by another purple Shlorpian who puts it in a box.

???: There you are little buddy. We’ll get you back with your host real soon.

??? #2: I hope MAX has found him.

???: Me too.