#Fear of a Krabby Patty

[zombiegangster]

The Fear Of A Krabby Patty

Episode 61a: Fear of a Krabby Patty

“Look at these bags under my eyes; even my bags have bags!”

Synopsis: Plankton makes the Krusty Krab open for 24 hours, causing SpongeBob to start fearing the one thing he loves the most.

Fans and critics alike rarely deny that SpongeBob’s Tibbit era were likely the worst years of the show’s run, beginning in Season 4, and ending in the middle of Season 9. That being said, this era of the show actually began on a pretty solid streak. This episode, and the few that followed, showed heavy promise for the show’s new direction. Why is that? Well, it’s time we examine one of these episodes and find out.

SUMMARY:

The episode begins at the Krusty Krab, with Mr. Krabs displaying new work hours: 6am to 11pm! Squidward finds this outrageous, and SpongeBob agrees, wondering why they can’t work earlier. Mr. Krabs puts his sign on display, when he sees the Chum Bucket is open for 23 hours! Krabs is upset by this, annoyed that Plankton thinks he can be open longer than him. He decides that the Krusty Krab shall be open for 24 hours! The beginning already is off to a fantastic start, with dialogue and animation already kicking off several hilarious jokes just in the span of a minute, and the episode most certainly doesn’t get weaker from here. SpongeBob is excited by the news, and tries to pinch himself to see if he’s dreaming, but easily discovers he’s not. Plankton is glad, now that the first step in his plan to make the employees of the Krusty Krab crack is set in motion. He lets out some maniacal laughter, but wonders why Karen isn’t joining him, Karen only saying she’s heard the joke before. I’m always a fan of a little snark when done well.

We cut to the Krusty Krab, entering Day 3 of nonstop service, revealing the employees never get to go home. SpongeBob, however, doesn’t mind, saying that he’ll stay with a Krabby Patty until the end of time as long as he’s complete. We cut forwards to Day 10 of nonstop service, where Squidward is starting to complain about how tired he is, noting even his bags have bags. Krabs notes that SpongeBob isn’t complaining, but Squidward remarks that SpongeBob isn’t normal. Krabs lets Squidward take a five minute break, and Squidward immediately collapses. Much like Season 4, this episode has several hilarious facial expressions, perhaps not to the same degree, but nonetheless, the animation on the characters really nails in some of the humor once again. Plankton notes that SpongeBob still hasn’t collapsed, but with a little more pressure, SpongeBob will crack like an egg, and he will be able to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche. The following slurping sound is just hilarious, followed by Krabs smashing Plankton, mistakening him for a “spider-bug.”

We cut to the Chum Bucket, where Plankton is beginning an order for 10,000 Krabby Patties under the pseudonym of “Peter Lankton.” Krabs asks if it’s a prank call, but Plankton simply says “no,” causing Mr. Krabs to instantly get SpongeBob to work on cooking 10,000 Krabby Patties - with no breaks. We’re only three-and-a-half minutes in, and the amount of hilarious jokes so far is simply astounding. Trust me when I say it doesn’t wear down. We cut to a montage, where we pass by Krabs getting ready for days passing, as SpongeBob cooks several Krabby Patties, Plankton reaping the benefits, and also Old Man Jenkins flying by not sure what’s going on. The montage is absolutely hilarious and can be found here. Eventually, even Krabs loses track of time, and asks an absolutely exhausted Squidward, who notes they are on the forty-third day of nonstop service. Even SpongeBob has fallen, preparing malformed Krabby Patties and shoes instead. Krabs walks in on SpongeBob, who can hardly focus on anything anymore. Krabs tries to criticize his work ethic, but morphs into a giant killer Krabby Patty, scaring SpongeBob. SpongeBob tries to get him to repeat what he said, but he only morphs again, and starts fearing that Krabs will eat him.

SpongeBob runs away, seeing giant killer Krabby Patties replacing everyone there. The customers are confused to see SpongeBob afraid of them, running away from them all and Krabs drags SpongeBob back into the kitchen. SpongeBob’s reactions are simply priceless, combined with the customers’ responses. (“I told you that shirt was hideous!”) SpongeBob asks what’s going on, telling Krabs about the killer Krabby Patties he’s seeing everywhere. Krabs believes it’s nothing getting back to work won’t solve. Krabs shows him the spatula and grill, which calm SpongeBob, but upon bringing out the Krabby Patties, SpongeBob is immediately afraid, causing Krabs to decide there must be an issue after all. Krabs decides SpongeBob needs a psychiatrist, when they get a letter from a “Doctor Peter Lankton” who works across the street, someone who specializes in Krabby Patty phobias. SpongeBob fears missing work, but after seeing another Krabby Patty, runs off to Dr. Lankton’s office: a thinly disguised Chum Bucket.

SpongeBob lays down on a couch, where Plankton, disguised as Dr. P. Lankton, is preparing to see if he can use psychiatry to get the formula out of SpongeBob’s head. He starts with a simple exercise, where he has SpongeBob close his eyes, and tell him what he sees. The dialogue throughout this scene is superb, with Plankton’s hilarious, obvious disguise, combined with SpongeBob’s obliviousness and goofy responses. SpongeBob says he sees giant Krabby Patties, and Plankton asks what they’re made of, only for SpongeBob to reply “hatred,” Plankton tries to correct him by asking for ingredients, but SpongeBob is too lost in his fear, thinking they’re coming after him. He tries to get them to stay back by pulling out a piano, much to Plankton’s confusion, which he then smashes him with. Plankton tries another technique, where he says a word and SpongeBob says the first word that pops into his head. When SpongeBob repeats the word, Plankton tries to specify SpongeBob should say something different. SpongeBob then says the same words with a different pronunciation. We cut forwards to them working with cards, where Plankton says he can arrange them into any order he wishes, trying to hint he should arrange them into a secret formula. SpongeBob eventually finishes, and Plankton looks at the results, where SpongeBob has arranged them into a piano, which topples and falls onto Plankton. This scene is simply superb, creating hilarious situations out of Plankton’s basic schemes.

Plankton decides that since nothing else has worked, it’s time to resort to hypnosis! He waves a watch in front of SpongeBob’s eyes, and has him fall into a deep sleep. Plankton then claims that when he snaps his fingers, SpongeBob will wake and tell him the formula. However, as the snapping proves ineffective, Plankton tries everything else he can to awaken the sleeping sponge, using cymbals, a trumpet, and a set of drums. He even uses the most obnoxious sound of all: cellphone ringtones! But SpongeBob is too far into his slumber. We see his dream, where he is jellyfishing, only to be caught by one of the killer Krabby Patties, which then eats him. SpongeBob finds himself in his room, where one of the Krabby Patties approaches him. The Krabby Patty is sorry that SpongeBob is sick, and brings him chocolate milk and a cookie pizza. SpongeBob is glad they are friends again, and the patty reminds him he’ll always be with SpongeBob in his arteries. The Krabby Patty then asks SpongeBob to wake up, where SpongeBob discovers himself in Plankton’s office once again. He realizes he’s cured, and when Plankton asks about the formula, SpongeBob simply realizes he needs to get back to work. Plankton tries to convince SpongeBob he’s still sick, but SpongeBob is already on his way. At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs realizes all SpongeBob needed was a nap, and decides that the Krusty Krab doesn’t need any more 24-hour shifts. After all - 23 hours is plenty! The two share a good laugh, until Krabs demands SpongeBob get back to work.

RECAP:

THE GOOD:

The humor in this episode is simply phenomenal. Like, really, there are so many times I let out hearty laughs in this span of eleven minutes, that this is easily one of the funniest episodes of the entire series in my minds. The humor is always something I look for first in an episode, and “Fear of a Krabby Patty” is chock full of it.

Not only that, the story is interesting and unique as well! While we’ve seen 24-hour shifts in the episode “Graveyard Shift,” this episode takes a completely different, and entirely hilarious approach to the concept, with jokes about psychiatry and whatnot thrown in, making this episode even better.

The animation also lends itself to some good humor as well! This episode’s animation was directed by C.H. Greenblatt, who has always had one of my favorite art styles. He works extremely well with making this episode even funnier through the drawings.

The somewhat mundane behavior of some characters in this episode is also extremely funny, namely the fish at the beginning who takes a more rational approach to the Chum Bucket’s opening, and the killer Krabby Patty at the end, who speaks with a rather calm voice that wouldn’t be expected. It helps contrast with an episode that practically breathes insanity as one of its major themes.

THE BAD:

If you couldn’t tell already, this is one of those episodes. One of them that only truly has upsides. I can’t even say “it’s just not as funny as some other episodes,” since it definitely competes with the series’ best.

VERDICT:

“Fear of a Krabby Patty” is just one of those episodes I could watch whenever I wanted without it ever growing old. The dialogue, animation, story, and most importantly, humor, all join together to create one of SpongeBob’s most entertaining endeavors. Perhaps Season 4 as a whole is just okay, but there is one thing I can say for sure: it started off with one of the series’ strongest episodes of all time, and even to this day, even after the show’s recent improvement, this episode faces little competition later on, perhaps aside from “Planet of the Jellyfish.” Truthfully, with no real flaws in sight, this episode proves to me everything a worthwhile episode of SpongeBob should, and is receives one of my highest recommendations.

FINAL SCORE: 10/10

THE SIDE-NOTES:

Apparently I was originally planning on reviewing this episode two days from now, but I forgot the order and ended up with this. Don’t worry, the episode that I was supposed to review today will be coming on the 22nd.

I’ve had a couple of psychiatry appointments that went about as well as SpongeBob’s.

Apparently when this episode first aired, it was believed Season 3 was the worst season of the show, and that this episode was a sign of huge improvement. Honestly, with Season 3′s shaky ending, and this episode simply being fantastic, I can actually see why. It’s just weird thinking that because now Season 3 is regarded as a classic, if not the best season, while Season 4 is said to be when the show went downhill.

Where would I rank this on my top ten? Probably about fourth place. Behind “Planet of the Jellyfish,” above “Dying for Pie.”

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[hindbodes]

[happaxgamma]

The first post-movie SpongeBob episode is now legally an adult. I gotta pinch myself, cause I must be dreaming!

[turnipoddity]

Why is everyone here talking about SpongeBob? (Have you seen that one episode where they go to Rock Bottom and everything's dark and creepy there? I love that episode but I remember it scared me as a child)

bc i used too many spongebob reaction images… HAHAHAHA

AND DUH OFCOURSE I’VE SEEN ROCK BOTTOM it’s a classic!! save me early spongebob episodes save me

the one episode that scarred me as a child is SB-129… that was my first brush of existential crisis NSNDKFKF

[violetganache42]

Worst day of Crocker's life, "Give it up for day 15!", Mr. McFly's murder, Ides of March, DuckTales finale anniversary. We got quite a packed day, don't we?

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

[w-o-n-s-h-i-kawaii]

[spongebob-connoisseur]

There's so many Spongebob halloween specials/adjacent episodes. I'm surprised they never decided to put them on one DVD together.

Imagine how hard this would go:

Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost

Rock Bottom

Scaredy Pants

I Was a Teenage Gary

Graveyard Shift

Nasty Patty

One Krabs Trash

Fear of a Krabby Patty

SquidBob TentaclePants

Ghost Host

Night Light

Toy Store of Doom

The Curse of Bikini Bottom

The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom

The Curse of the Hex

Ghoul Fools

The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom

Planet of the Jellyfish

Seance Shmeance

The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom

Krabby Patty Creature Feature

The Night Patty

The Ghost of Plankton

A Cabin in the Kelp

Squidferatu

Slappy Daze

You're Going to Pay... Phone

Delivery to Monster Island

That's not even all of it. There's plenty of weird SB episodes to add, not even including the halloween special in The Patrick Star Show, or any of the spookier Kamp Koral episodes.

I'd kill for this tbh.

[ask-jonathans-joestar]

Blud you gotta go somewhere and get some food with actual flavor. I fear what they are serving you in Great Shitain. No offense of course, but all yall's food is made with doodoo and shit. I am concerned for your health as a fellow gentleperson. Attached to this message I have sent you the Wendy's Krabby Patty. Stay safe,

Soap.

Wendy's... what.. what is a Wendy's?

Krabby Patty? Sheesh, no offense but this looks like it packs quite the calories. Thank you, Soap, but I cannot accept this.

Why don't you eat it instead? : ) Regardless, thank you Soap!

- Jonathan Joestar

[purebredmaltfics]

Sugoma Amogus

Seto Kaiba has just won the latest Battle City tournament against second place challenger, Bart Simpson.

Seto walked out of the arena. "I have very little patience for bullies" he said to himself. "That will teach the twerp to have respect for the cards".

Seto walked through a secluded hallway in the building. He was going to go to the Krusty Krab for a victory krabby patty. Seto jumped forward, a line of hot pain raced across the back of his neck. He spun around to see a man with a red tipped blade, blood dripping from the end.

Seto had jumped just in time. He reached to the back of his neck. He could feel warm wet blood run over his fingers. The cut was deep but not life-threatening.

Who was this man that tried to assassinate him? Was it a man at all? It wore a red space suit with a single bright glass visor. Seto had heard of these. This was one of the amogus, elite assassins, but who could have sent them?

It didn't matter. Seto was prepared. A card flipped between his fingers as he raised it towards the amogus. "OBELISK THE TORMENTOR", Seto screamed.

Seto released the card, summoning the Egyptian god monster spirit. The blue-skinned giant appeared, launching forward with his Fist of Fate.

The amogus dove out of the way. It was fast, even quicker than Obelisk the Tormentor. The amogus rushed down a side hallway and into a stairwell, disappearing into the darkness. It had escaped, but it was not unscathed. Obelisk had at least grazed it with his fist of fate.

"You dare face me. I will always be the victor, you fool" Seto said.

He confidently strutted away returning to his journey. He was not confident though. He was cautious and kept a card in between his fingers, ready to go.

"That was close" Seto thought, "If i were a moment too late, I would be gone."

Seto kept careful attention to the environment as he walked to the Krusty Krab in the dark of night.

"They made an attempt on my life. The audacity of sending assassin. Who even hired them?" Seto thought. "They should all fear me, for I have the Heart of the Cards".

The event replayed in Seto's mind. He was lost in his own thoughts. The amogus were impressive. He had never seen one, and to imagine one got that close without him realizing.

Seto appreciated anyone who was a master of their craft. He almost admired the amogus. It meant Seto still had room to grow. There were still opponents out there that he could surpass.

He thought of the retreating amogus. His mind trailed off. He thought of the two bulbous cheeks of the amogus's strong ass as he ran away in his tight spacesuit.

His mind snapped back. Why did he think of that? It didn't matter now. He had arrived at the Krusty Krab.

Seto walked confidently through the front doors. He made it no farther than 10 feet before he heard it.

"I thought I told you not to step foot in here unless you win the Battle City tournament" shouted Mr Krabs.

Seto grinned smugly and raised a card high into the air. It was The Winged Dragon of Ra. Only the tournament winner could receive this unique card.

Mr. Krabs gasped. "It's not possible. You won?!!"

Seto laughed. "Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?"

Mr. Krabs slumped down into a chair. He was disappointed, but a deal is a deal. It's just business he thought. Mr. Krabs waved a hand a Squidward and sullenly said "Give him what he wants Squidward."

"Whatever" Squidward said. He looked at Seto. Squidward didn't care who they served. He never minded Seto. Squidward just wanted to get home to his clarinet and away from this minimum wage job. Maybe someday he would be able to leave this wretched place for good.

Squidward rambled off the same phrase he uttered a hundred times a day. Now he didn't even think about it anymore.

"Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I take your order? Please order something that is actually on the menu" Squidward rambled.

"I'll have a Krabby Patty, and also one Krabby Patty for everyone in the restaurants, on me. We're going to celebrate this victory tonight" said Seto.

"...so three Krabby Patties. Got it" Squidward replied.

A family walked in. A small fish child ran over to Seto.

"Are you the Battle City winner?" the child asked.

The fish child reminded Seto of his own younger brother.

"Sure am" Seto said, flashing The Winged Dragon of Ra card.

"Can I have a picture?" the child asked.

Seto obliged, taking a picture with the child.

"Thank you Mr. Kaiba" the child's mother said.

"Squidward, another round of Krabby Patties for my friends here" Seto barked.

"Ok" Squidward replied, already bored of this interaction.

Seto sat down with his Krabby Patty. Something red dashed outside of the window of the restaurant. Seto jumped and reached for his card.

It was just another child though. Not one of the amogus. He was on edge. He reached to the back of his neck. Seto could feel the dried blood. Again he thought of how close his life was to ending. Who would have done this? Perhaps it was one of KaibaCorp's rival. Maybe Schroeder Corp.

His heart fluttered. Why did he feel this way? He was scared but he was also excited. He felt alive. It was after all the first time he had been touched in a year. No one could get that close to Seto. This amogus did. In his tight red spacesuit, he was able to get close enough for a kiss.

Seto imagined the face under the spacesuit. Lucious red lips appeared in his mind. Two kissable pillows.

"Are you okay?" Spongebob asked.

Seto hadn't even heard him coming. He was too distracted.

"Fool. I'm always okay" Seto snapped. "Well no" he paused.

Seto continued "I suppose I am thinking of someone that I can't be with".

"Why is that" Spongebob asked.

"I think they might be my enemy" Seto replied.

"An enemy is just someone you haven't figured out how to be friends with" Spongebob said.

"You're a fool Squarepants. Enemies are enemies. They can only be defeated" Seto said snidely.

An older man stood up from another booth.

"I think Mr. Squarepants is right" the man said.

Spongebob was surprised. "Is that you Mr. President Joe Biden?"

"Indeed it is Mr. Squarepants"

President Biden sat down at Seto's booth.

"Mr. Kaiba, let me tell you about one of my friends who wanted to be with someone they couldn't" Biden said.

Seto was surprised. He had not expected to run into President Joe Biden of all people.

"Please go on Mr. President" Seto replied.

The president continued.

"This is a story about my good friend George W. Bush. You see, he wanted to be with someone he couldn't. He wanted to get into their pants, but he was blocked at every turn."

"Who did he want to be with?" Seto queried.

"Not really a who" Biden said. "George wanted to be the first man to fuck the world, but you see, he put his mind to it. Despite his obstacles, he did it. He pulled himself up by the bootstraps and he fucked the whole world. If you put your mind to it Mr. Kaiba, you too can overcome your obstacles".

"Maybe you're right Mr. President" Seto said. "I've been thinking about this all wrong. My enemy impressed me, but it is I who should be impressing them. After all, I have something he does not - The Heart of the Cards".

Biden stood up. He put on his signature aviator sunglasses. "Good luck kid, and.... stay cool".

Biden began to walk away. Seto also stood up with new found ambition.

"Where are you going Mr. Kaiba?" Spongebob asked.

Seto smiled a devilish smile. "I'm going to show the amogus why I'm the most feared duelist of all" he said.

The tiny hairs on spongebob's sponge body stood up. He could tell Seto was serious and he was not a man to be fooled with.

Seto marched into the dark night outside, no longer afraid for his life.

He headed towards the KaibaCorp headquarters occasionally summoning different cards to leave an obvious trail.

Seto walked into the currently empty KaibaCorp parking garage, with his sights on the breakers. He whipped open the breaker panel and shut down all of the lights.

Only some low moonlight shone into the garage now.

"You want me? Come get me" Seto screamed into the shadows.

From behind a pillar, he saw it. The reflection of moonlight against the red spacesuit's visor. Just a brief flicker, but it was enough.

"I knew you'd follow me" Seto said.

He could hear shuffling, but it was quiet. He had lost track of the amogus.

Seto spoke. "You're highly skilled, but I am the best. Few could have snuck up on me like you have. Why don't you join me? I can pay more so why don't you work for the best?"

There was silence as he awaited an answer. A card flew out from behind another pillar. It was Pot of Greed, a card illegal in most tournaments. It's a powerful card but why would the assassin need it. "This must just be a distraction" Seto thought.

It was. This time a card flew out from behind him. Seto spun around ready to counter.

It was the ghost of a Yamato-class ship. It was massive.

"The fuck?!" Seto yelled tossing down Obelisk the Tormentor.

Part of the parking garage collapsed in a giant cloud of dust. Seto took cover.

Seto had never seen a card like this ship. This was not an Egyptian card. Was it possible there were other cards out there he had not heard of?

Obelisk punched a hole through the ghost ship but it was not as easy as expected. The ghost ship disappeared.

Seto coughed in the cloud of dust. He couldn't see. This escalated far faster than he could have imagined. He dove forward. A knife blade crashed into the wall where he had been standing.

Seto ran towards the moonlight. He hopped over the barrier falling from the third floor to the ground. It hurt, but his life was at stake. He pulled out The Winged Dragon of Ra.

The giant dragon appeared and started eviscerating the garage floor by floor. Elite or not, no one could have survived if they were in the garage.

Seto stood looking into the dust and rubble. He heard the faintest noise and whipped around. There he was, the assassin, the amogus.

The amogus stood there about 15 feet away. A 9mm handgun pointed directly at Seto.

"Join me" Seto said confidently, but he was met with no response.

"If you were going to shoot you would have. Together we could do anything. Don't think I didn't notice that perfect tight ass. Together our asses could rule the world." Seto said.

The amogus relaxed a bit, but his aim did not falter. He retightened his grip on the handgun.

"I appreciate that you are a master of your craft. I am a master of mine and we both have ambition. What do you say?" Seto asked.

A long silence passed.

Seto asked again "What do you..."

BANG! The handgun fired. It was too late. Seto had already played Diabellstar the Black Witch.

"FOOL!" Seto yelled.

The bullet deflected off of Diabellstar. The Amogus threw down a card of their own. Seto dodged. Abyss Dweller appeared.

The amogus took the opportunity to fire more rounds as Seto was on the ground. Diabellstar blocked all of the attacks rushing into the Amogus. The Abyss Dweller countered Diabellstar.

The amogus backed up and raised his gun for another shot. Seto was gone. The amogus turned but it was a moment too late.

Seto was beside him. Seto had a revolver pointed directly at the amogus's chest. The amogus was fast but not that fast.

From the amogus's fingers flicked one last card. Seto fired.

BANG! The amogus fell like a bag of sand. Seto dove to the ground, but the amogus's card did not activate.

Seto sat up and looked at the card. It looked like a duelist card, but it simply said "What is amogus spelled backwards?"

The Abyss Dweller disappeared as it was crushe by Diabellstar.

Seto rushed over the amogus. Crimson blood darkened its red spacesuit.

"You could have thrown a real card. Why?" Seto asked. "We could have had everything. We could have had love".

The amogus pointed his hand towards the card.

"What does it mean?" Seto asked. "Sugoma" Seto said puzzled.

The amogus spoke faintly. It was a wet blood filled gargle as the amogus said its final words.

"Sugoma deez nuts"

"NOOO" Seto cried. "Not like this".

In the dark of night, moonlight glistened the parking lot. The amogus stared up at the bright stars taking its final breath.

[vincentg2007]

I fucking love Envy. She is so cute yet so evil, and she is the most feared and powerful entity in the multiverse.

She's not living in OUR world, were living in hers.

She doesn't wait for the taxi, the taxi waits for her.

Her first ever Christmas gift was a chainsaw.

It was Envy who told Bin Laden to strike at the Twin Towers.

You want to know the real reason why David Zaslav and the rest of Warner Bros. won't release Coyote Vs. Acme? It was Envy who told them not to release it.

Lee Harvey Oswald, the man who shot JFK was Envy in disguise as someone else.

Envy was the reason Pee-Wee's bike went missing.

Envy knows the Krabby Patty Secret Formula.

Envy invented the Ludovico Technique.

Even Omni-Man is too afraid to go up against her.

That's how powerful and iconic Envy a.k.a Satan is.

[thescarecrowfrombatman]

WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU BABBLING BABOON!?!?

all my mutuals leaving tumblr except for the ones posting every frame of the legend of sleepy hollow each with a unique caption about ichabod crane being a faggot

[jamieaiken919]

Never fear, Ava is here to try and help! (<- says this while having a crisis over being dead ass asleep for 9 hours straight bc of an all nighter)

Uh....

UHHHHH-

PEEPAW RAMBLE GO

OH GOD OH FU-

UM UM UM

OKAY SO peepaw in my brain is fully an AU version of William. There’s no murder happening in this universe of mine lol. Which I realize is kinda like… antithetical to the whole fnaf thing, but I want this to be a pure love dammit!!

SO. I’m planning on writing a fic where I get hired as a waitress at Freddy’s, and William is initially very cold towards me at first. Not as a personal slight, it’s just how he is towards most people. Henry, however, sees the little lingering glances and tiny smiles Will gets whenever he interacts with me. Henry watching William and I stumble into our crushes on one another is basically Spongebob when he figures out Squidward likes krabby patties lmao. It’s going to be William learning how to open his heart again after his loss, and I just really hope I can do a good job😭

[seastarlily]

Random thought is random, but I always did like how many SpongeBob episodes dealt with certain themes and taught helpful lessons without being completely in your face.

Season 1

“Ripped Pants” - being yourself

“Home Sweet Pineapple” - homelessness

“Pickles” - anxiety

“Hall Monitor” - mishandling of responsibilities

“Jellyfish Jam” - the dangers of keeping a wild animal as a pet

“Sandy’s Rocket” - paranoia

“Nature Pants” - being happy as you are, where you are

“F.U.N.” - trying to see the good in others, even if they don’t seem like the best person

“MuscleBob BuffPants” - body image and self-esteem

"Employee of the Month" - the dangers of excessive competitiveness

"Karate Choppers" - obsessiveness

"Suds" - the dangers of self-medicating

"Rock Bottom" - being lost in an unfamiliar town

"Texas" - homesickness

"Fools in April" - learning when a joke is no longer a joke or goes too far

"Hooky" - temptation and playing in dangerous places

Season 2 

"Your Shoe's Untied" - confidence issues and learning new skills

"Squid's Day Off" - OCD

"Big Pink Loser" - being yourself and knowing your worth

"Dying for Pie" - living in the moment

"Wormy" - metamorphosis and how a misunderstanding can snowball into absolute chaos

"Patty Hype" - dealing with people doubting your passions and starting your own successful business

"Grandma's Kisses" - bullying

"Squidville" - monotony

"Prehibernation Week" - the dangers of living dangerously

"Dumped" - breakups

"Squirrel Jokes" - racism/xenophobia and harmful stereotyping

"Pressure" - superiority complexes

"The Smoking Peanut" - lying

"Welcome to the Chum Bucket" - separation from those you love and dealing with a bad boss 

"Band Geeks" - teaming up to triumph against all odds

"Krusty Love" - dating at an older age

"Procrastination" - exactly what it says in the title, LOL

"Jellyfish Hunter" - overhunting and animal cruelty

"The Fry Cook Games" - harmful competitiveness 

"Squid on Strike" - going on strike

Season 3

"The Algae's Always Greener" - envy and how having the life of someone else isn’t always as glamorous as it looks

"SpongeGuard on Duty" - lying about who you are 

"My Pretty Seahorse" - mishandling of a wild animal

"Just One Bite" - addiction

"The Bully" - bullying

“Nasty Patty” - murder

"Idiot Box" - the importance and sheer power of having an imagination

"Snowball Effect" - letting go of restrictions and having fun

"As Seen on TV" - the dangers of having a huge ego

"Can You Spare a Dime?" - unemployment and dealing with a moocher

"Rock-a-Bye Bivalve" - raising a child

"Party Pooper Pants" - learning that not everything has to be by the book

"Chocolate with Nuts" - lying and false advertisement

"The Great Snail Race" - overworking your pet

"Mid-Life Crustacean" - mid-life crises

"Born Again Krabs" - near-death experiences

"I Had an Accident" - PTSD

"Missing Identity" - identity theft/loss

Season 4

"Fear of a Krabby Patty" - overworking and sleep deprivation

"Shell of a Man" - lying to old friends and self-respect

"Have You Seen This Snail?" - animal neglect and runaway pets

"Skill Crane" - obsessiveness and gambling

"Selling Out" - getting old/retirement

"Patrick SmartPants" - personality changes and their effects on friendship

"New Leaf" - moving on with life

"Bummer Vacation" - workaholism

"The Pink Purloiner" - jumping to conclusions

"Best Day Ever" - dealing with inconveniences and learning to embrace the best parts of every day

Season Five

"Friend or Foe" - the foraging and breaking of a lifelong friendship

"The Original Fry Cook" - perfectionism and comparing yourself to others

"Fungus Among Us" - pandemics, disease, and quarantine

"Roller Cowards" - overcoming fear

"Money Talks" - being careful with what you wish for

"The Krusty Sponge" - commercialism

"Blackened Sponge" - lying and dignity

"Banned in Bikini Bottom" - speakeasies 

"Stanley S. SquarePants" - finding your talent

Season Six

"Penny Foolish" - obsessiveness

"Not Normal" - being yourself and embracing your quirks

"A Life in a Day” - living in the now while not living too dangerously

"The Krabby Kronicle" - misinformation and sensationalism

"Grooming Gary" - mistreatment of pets

"Porous Pockets" - the overlooked aspects of being part of the upper crust

"Ditchin'" - skipping school

"Grandpappy the Pirate" - lying to family 

"Overbooked" - commitments and learning to say no

"No Hat for Pat" - finding purpose and employee mistreatment

Season Seven

"Greasy Buffoons" - unhealthy food

"SpongeBob's Last Stand" - environmental destruction

"Sponge-Cano!" - having gratitude

"Karate Star" - obsessiveness and abuse of power

"The Abrasive Side" - assertiveness

Season Eight

"The Other Patty" - cooperation

"The Hot Shot" - bad influences

"Sentimental Sponge" - hoarding

"Are You Happy Now?" - depression

Season Nine

"Squid Defense" - self-defense and when not to use it

"Lost in Bikini Bottom" - getting lost and finding your way back

"What's Eating Patrick?" - finding motivation

"Goodbye, Krabby Patty?" - greed and commercialism

"Bulletin Board" - online harassment

"Snail Mail" - lying

"Salsa Imbecilicus" - the importance of having an education

"The Whole Tooth" - dental problems and not being afraid to see the dentist

Season Ten

"Mimic Madness" - being yourself

"House Worming" - infestations

"SpongeBob's Place" - pride and jealousy

"Life Insurance" - learning what life insurance is and that having it doesn’t necessarily protect you

"Trident Trouble" - misuse of great power

"Sportz?" - sadism

"Out of the Picture" - attempted murder and the value of art

"Feral Friends" - looking after others when they’re in no state to look after themselves

Season Eleven

"The Check-Up" - the importance of check-ups and the consequences of neglecting your health

"Larry the Floor Manager" - learning that not everyone is suited for the same job

"Stuck on the Roof" - acrophobia

"Don't Feed the Clowns" - finding a new job

"Fun-Sized Friends" - the importance of having alone time away from your friends

"Grandmum's the Word" - lying to family

"Moving Bubble Bass" - freeloading and not being paid your dues

"Whale Watching" - babysitting and teenage peer pressure

"ChefBob" - stage fright and personas "Plankton Paranoia" - paranoia, terror, and panic attacks

"Appointment TV" - returning favors and cheering up a sad friend

"Girls' Night Out" - female friendship

Season Twelve

"Gary's Got Legs" - learning that things are the way they are for a reason

"Stormy Weather" - not messing with nature

"The Krusty Bucket" - cooperation 

"Squid's on a Bus" - walking in another person’s shoes

"Broken Alarm" - oversleeping

"Karen's Baby" - raising a child

"SpongeBob's Bad Habit" - bad habits

"Breakin'" - the importance of taking a break every so often

"Boss for a Day" - the responsibilities that come with being a boss

"The Goofy Newbie" - starting a new job

"Pat Hearts Squid" - being yourself

"Hiccup Plague" - communicable diseases

"The Hankering" - addiction

"Escape from Beneath Glove World" - getting lost and helping a lost child

[pony-central]

Fun ShrugFriend Facts

Sick Boyfriend isn't afraid of spiders, but DrugFriend is

Both of them have been married for a year and 19 days

Sick Boyfriend and DrugFriend are still taking care of the cat Sick BF adopted a while back

Both of them have a fear of lightning

DrugFriend got his first injection when he was six. It was to stop him from getting the chicken pox

Sick Boyfriend has been afraid of needles since he was seven

Sick Boyfriend has made a promise to never smoke or drink. He doesn't drink because he wants his liver to stay healthy for the rest of his life. He's attempted to smoke before, but he hated it instantly

Both of them met at a primary school once DrugFriend saw that Sick Boyfriend was getting picked on

They both have a loving for McDonald's, KFC, Burger King, Taco Bell, Wendy's, Five Guys and Krabby Patties. Sick Boyfriend is the only one from the ShrugFriend duo who actually likes chum (it's dead fish. Dead fish is technically cooked or raw, so Sick BF has gotten used to it's taste)

Sick Boyfriend gets carsick and motionsick, while DrugFriend gets seasick

DrugFriend once ate gas station sushi and threw up because of it

Both of them have tried each others clothes before

Sick Boyfriend has stated that he would never go on the teacup ride at Disney World again, due to him throwing up twice because of it

DrugFriend has admitted to getting stage fright at his high school while they were all doing a school play. It was halfway through the performance, and DrugFriend got so uncomfortable on stage that his stomach wasn't feeling good. You can probably guess what happened

Sick Boyfriend had a similar case of stage fright before. He's too embarrassed to say what happened that night, but let's just say that it involves one soggy costume (it was when he was six. He was the lead role). It'll be revealed tomorrow

Both of them have gotten papercuts on their tongues while licking envelopes for Valentines Day

[bw2]

Oh my gosh, I love you

I'm thinkin'

Thinkin' about you, spongebob

When I wake up, I'm thinkin'

Thinkin' about you, SpongeBob

You know our love was

Ten times sweeter than krabby patties

Ten times sweeter than kelp shakes

Thinkin', thinkin' about you

Ding dong, trick or treat

I was knockin' at your door every week

And I saw you in my fortune cookie

What a great gift like a basket of goodies

But you were cold as a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise

And I got a little bit of a brain freeze

I could speak your language (language!)

If you just let me

Let me in

I don't need a dating app

'Cause I've got a Krabby Krush on you

But you ripped me up like your pants

Left my heart not found, rotting in the trash

Now I'm scrolling and paroling through your Da Gram feed

No, I'm not trolling but you're all I wanna see

Insanity approaching, man, I'm drinkin' jealousy

Like a Kelp Soda, oh-wee

I'm gonna keep the doctor away

'Cause you're my water every day

Every day I'm thinkin'

Thinkin' about you, SpongeBob

When I wake up, I'm thinkin'

Thinkin' about you, spongebob

You know our love was

Ten times sweeter than krabby patties

Ten times sweeter than kelp shakes

Thinkin', thinkin' about you (alright, alright)

He an angel, playing the harp

Got a halo and I'm lookin' like a double take

Play with me, I'ma be your band boy

We gon' play clarinet, ayy, I know I'm a bad boy

I've been lookin' for hay in a needlestack

Fly me to the squirrels up in Texas

Baby, I'll find you, yeah, we were meant to be

With a spatula, I'll get down on one knee

Marry me

Captain Magma, Captain, Captain Magma

I'ma be your hero

Krakatoa, Krakatoa

You're the one I need

So have no fear (aye-aye-aye-yah)

Can I call you mine?

Be my valentine

The one of my dreams

Let me kiss you like Grandma (oh-oh-oh)

I'm gonna keep the doctor away (away)

'Cause you're my water every day

And every day I'm thinking (hey)

Every day I'm thinkin'

Every day I'm thinkin'

Thinkin' about you (language!)

Thinkin', thinkin' about you, Spongebob

When I wake up, I'm thinkin'

Thinkin' about you, Spongebob

You know our love was

Ten times sweeter than krabby patties

Ten times sweeter than kelpy shakes

Thinkin', thinkin' about you

You bet I'm thinking about you

Hey

Da-da-di-da-yuh

Da, da, da, da-da-da

Hey!

Da-da-di-da-yuh

Da, da, da-da-da

Your love was ten times sweeter than krabby patties

Ten times sweeter than kelpy shakes

Thinkin', thinkin' about you

[stage-props]

The answers here are dependent on what I generally see as “good SpongeBob”, reblog if you answer for a better sample size!

Second attempt at posting this because the first version was set only to a day.