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we think the most damaging part of being raised as a boy in a southern conservative family, besides having to hide in the closet for our entire life, was the plain and simple fact that we were never taught how to do anything because "oh when you have a wife, she'll do it for you", as if there wouldn't be a time in our life where we'd be single, or, god forbid... we just didn't want our spouse doing everything for us? and would want to help maybe? and this has resulted in all our roommates having to hold us by the hand and teach us things that we should already know. and we're thankful for the help, but god we should already know how to do literally all of this. we were sabotaged from day 1.
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As helpful as this is, it is very clearly directed towards people who already use reddit.
Most of these subreddits have rules that require you to have a certain amount of karma, to have an active so and so amount of days old, to have so and so amount of posts and comments within a certain amount of time.
Some of us don't the time to drop everything and learn a completely new website for no other reason than to eventually make a post begging for help two months later. This post makes it sound like you can just drop everything and throw a post up onto reddit.
We don't have time to make a two month old account with 400 karma just to beg for help in the assistance sub for our moving fund.
Where are the resources for people who don't have enough time to meet all of these requirements that these subreddits want.
To people who are desperately asking for fundz/donations on tumblr.
USE THESE REDDIT SUBS INSTEAD PLEASE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!!!
Hate Reddit if you want, but using these subs are your best chance. People gather in these subs because they have charity to spare:
/r/Assistance /r/legaladvice /r/RandomKindness /r/Charity /r/care /r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza /r/Food_Pantry https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfPetFood/ https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfChristmas/ https://www.reddit.com/r/almosthomeless/ https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless
/r/freelance /r/povertyfinance /r/thrifty /r/borrow /r/gofundme
/r/depression /r/familysupport /r/transitions
I never see anyone actually getting any significant donations on tumblr and to be honest, tumblr is the worst place to ask for assistance. Use it as your last resort, it frustrates me to no end seeing people begging for help, reblogging the same post over and over, the same types of posts over and over, to no avail, when people are waiting to help you on a different part of the web GO TO WHERE THE HELP IS. IF YOU WANT DIRECT ACTION TO WORK STOP WITH TUMBLR AND USE REDDIT.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN REBLOG THIS SO WE CAN START REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF DONATION POSTS THAT GET STUCK FLOATING AROUND THIS WEBSITE
#Faye Rambles#Faye Complains#sorry to derail the post; but#genuinely. it's not as easy as this post makes it seem#reddits want you to use their site for a certain amount of time and make a bunch of posts#these subreddits either don't cover what we need help with#or have requirements we don't have the time to meet.#we're genuinely asking for more resources here. we're desperate and frustrated.
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#i have spent so much of 1897 complaining [and justly so!] but. thank god for nancy and selby understanding the assignment.#also. importantly:#[redacted]#the news from collinsport#quentin collins#pansy faye
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Why does it have to be so damn cold???
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Someone is turning into a sub 😼
Unfairrr, totally unfair! *whines* 😵💫
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yeah yeah ship what you want but what I wanna know is when youre gonna breed one of the little soccer guys because ive been reading your kp stuff for years sooo thats what im invested in 😈
I've legitimately never have felt more called out in my life sksksksks I don't even know what to say because I've got one anon telling me to stop tagging tags that I don't tag and I have you telling me to breed Pedr- *gunshots*
#ask#answered#More important WHO WOULD YOU BREED DEAR ANON#you're much more fun than the one complaining about my not tagged tags#Stick around I'll breed all of Barca for you#Also you're here from KinnPorsche I love that 🥺 thanks for following my insanity#Also I did see a particular set of pictures today with a midfielder in a *position*#That was uh interesting#Faye is this you#Basil adjacent
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ah, that lovely comment reminded me what i neglected to mention the other day.
thanks to my darling brother, i now have a horse of my own again :)
#faye has been suspiciously attentive#this gift is only one of many in the past week#i suppose i won't complain#that would be rather spoiled of me huh?#t.
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Managing emotions the healthy way: by getting impulsive new piercings
#I was just supposed to get replacement jewelry and next thing I know I'm in the chair#Not complaining though it's been on my list#It's like an anti-tragus#Faye talks
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one thing i feel about phoebe bridgers’ music is that i feel like she’s doing a cover of herself
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Weird ass dog (affectionate)
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you know, we actually forgot why we had a "no sympathy for game publishers" mindset for a long time. we just chilled out for a bit. and then we learn that Sony, despite backing down on the "you need a PSN to play Helldivers 2" thing, started delisting the game on steam in a shitload of the countries that weren't going to be able to play it if they went through with the PSN thing, and not only did the actual developers of the game, Arrowhead, not know that Sony was doing this until they were told by players, but said developers also cannot stop Sony from doing it, because the publisher apparently has more power over the availability of the game than the real developers do, and just have to appeal to them and hope they listen.
and then we remember why we hate game publishers.
#Faye Rambles#Faye Complains#sony can go choke to death on a dick jesus christ.#the fact that the people who ACTUALLY made and are continuing to make the video game have no say in this.#the fact that the publisher can just force these things on them. without their knowledge or permission.#fucking stupid shit.#you're free to reblog this btw- we're screaming into the void but see also. if anyone knows anything that can be done to help-#-or has more context; feel free to add that on we guess. we don't know we're just yelling into the void
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Christmas Grump
Summary: Walter has hated the holidays for many years, much to your chagrin. But this year you've got an idea to soften him towards Christmas.
A/N: Written for @the-slumberparty's December Daze Challenge.
Prompt: you hate the holidays and i love them.
Warnings: None. Please let me know if I missed any!
Walter has been on the force for long enough that he knows to expect the worst around the holidays. Good will towards mankind? Bah, humbug. He knows better. Christmas time is when the worst of the worst comes to the surface and he hates every moment of it.
You've been determined to temper his grumpiness at the holidays pretty much since the day you met, back when his beard barely had any greys to it. Unfortunately, Walter was just about as stubborn as you.
At the very least Walter didn't try to stop you from celebrating. You'd decorate the entire house, except for his office. And goodness knows he never complained about the extra baking you did this time of year. He could be the biggest baby about making sure he got "his share" of all the cookies and treats you made for the department. Some of his friends joked about him practicing for the role of Santa with how many cookies he would eat but he never let it get to him.
In truth, he had been warming to the Christmas holiday since you came into his life, but it was hard for him to still appreciate the moments in comparison to the years of holiday trauma he'd seen. It was actually one of the reasons he insisted on going shopping with you during this time of year. He could see your joy at the lights, the gift ideas, the cutesy holiday paraphernalia and he could keep you safe. More times than you knew he'd silently warned off someone who looked like trouble just by glaring at them. As much as he wished you'd pay better attention to your surroundings, he was very grateful you didn't see the world like he did.
Meanwhile you appreciated that he would go shopping with you because he could carry the heavy stuff and it gave you access to his big truck!
"You're sticking with me, right, big guy?"
Walter rolls his eyes, "in spite of my better judgment, yes."
You chuckle and playfully slap his arm, "such a grumpy old man!"
"I'm not that old."
"How old is Faye again?"
"Too old," Walter shakes his head. His daughter was attending college already and Walter was suddenly feeling his age.
You kiss his bearded cheek to distract him. "Well I, for one, think you've aged like fine wine. You're even more handsome than when we first met."
He snorts in disbelief, but lets himself smile at the compliment.
You're almost done with your shopping list. They didn't have the canned mandarin oranges for the cranberry relish, but you can do quick checks for them until it's time to start the cooking. Maybe they'll have the snack cups of them in stock if you run low on time.
Looking at the remaining few items on your list you stop to hype up Walter. "Okay, Walter, we're about to go into the toys section." He groans. "Hey, hey, hey, we're going to get through this. It'll be okay! We're just gonna get in, get a bunch of stuff for the toy drives, and get out. Right?"
"Right," he sighs.
"That was weak sauce, Walter! You can do better!" You cheer him on with a playful punch to the arm.
"Right," he repeats, more firmly.
"That's better! Let's do this! You keep close to me and watch my signals for when to stop, when to turn and when to get the hell out."
"Right!" he high fives you before you lead him into the overcrowded toy section.
Walter is on high alert. He's seen what happens when two or more parents fight over the latest popular toy.
You signal a few turns, wasting no time in grabbing some items specifically requested by the people running the toy drives. The bulk of toys donated were for kids between the ages of 3 and 11 so you made sure to go for the toys outside of those age ranges. Some baby chew toys, infant mirrors, board books and the like for the youngest ones. Sports equipment, sketch books, makeup kits and the like for the older ones.
Walter was helping you get some hockey sticks into the over-packed cart when you were both interrupted by a cry of "SANTA!" Suddenly Walter feels a weight around his leg and, as he looks down, he sees a toddler holding onto him like a baby koala.
"Hello," he says to the toddler. "Can I help you with something?"
The toddler looks up, eyes wide with wonder. "I got wost. Mama says 'no talk to stwangers' but you Santa! You can he'p me!"
Walter's eyes immediately soften and he effortlessly picks up the kid. "Are you here at the store with your Mama?" They nod their head yes. "Can you tell me what she looks like?"
"She's pwetty," they answer.
"I'm sure she is," Walter says with a smile. He turns to you, "do you think you can get to the customer service? Ask them to send out an APB, or whatever they do, for a parent missing their child?" You nod and get moving, hearing Walter say, "how about I put you on my shoulders and you can look for her?"
It takes you a few minutes but you're finally able to find an associate to help out. They send out a notice over their walkie-talkies and you take them back to where you left Walter. You have to fight the urge to coo when you see the large, grey-haired, bearded man with a toddler on his shoulders. You and the associate show up just as the toddler starts pointing and yelling "Mama!"
It takes a bit to calm down both Mama and toddler. Your heart swells to see Walter in his element, taking care of others. It's one of the reasons you fell so hard for him. He is a very kind, caring person who genuinely wants to help others. But he needs someone who can take care of him so he can keep going. You're happy to be that person.
As they little family goes off, the toddler waves, "bye Santa! T'ank you!"
Walter's smile widens and you can't resist, "so when can I start calling you 'Santa'?"
He gives you a stern look. "Never."
"I dunno, I think that kid was on to something," you tease.
"No."
"I mean, the beard, the big build, getting toys for kids..."
Walter grabs you and growls into your ear, "be careful you don't end up on the naughty list."
"I wouldn't mind sitting on your lap," you giggle. He takes a breath and you can feel his body stiffen at the mental images. "But, first, we gotta finish shopping. Let's go, Santa!" you playfully yell as you break free and get back to the cart.
You keep laughing as Walter gives you a look that promises a delightful punishment for your behavior.
Tagging:
@alicedopey; @changenameno; @delicatebarness; @icefrozendeadlyqueen; @irishhappiness;
@kingliam2019; @lokislady82; @peyton-warren; @ronearoundblindly
#walter marshall#silver fox!walter marshall#walter marshall x reader#walter marshall x you#walter marshall fluff#walter marshall imagine#navy and roo's sleepover
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You Make Me Wanna 4
Warnings: dark elements, noncon, age gap, best friend’s dad trope other dark elements. Proceed with caution.
Note: Please let me know what you think as it helps me a lot with ideas and I love interacting with you all.
Part of The Club AU
You don't hear from Faye. You don't expect to. Can you blame her? You're much happier with your absentee dad than an overbearing brute like hers. And it's fair to assume you snitched her out, why would she suspect her own father of tracking her phone?
That's deranged. Truly. Once more, you're thankful that no one really cares enough to be strict with you. Sometimes you swear your mom forgets she even has kids.
She's on the porch that day when you leave for work. You have the green grocery store blouse on with a pair of thrift store slacks that don't breathe. It's hot out and many of your neighbours are hiding inside with their window fans and raggedy old AC units buzzing. Some kids run through a sprinkler at the end of the street and two men drink cold ones on their stoop.
The block can be shady but it's home to you. The few times Faye came around were fleeting. She only stopped by to pick you up or drop you off. You often caught the look in her face, that one of judgment but pity.
You don't hold it against her. She can't help the gap between you. You've accepted your place. You'll ruin your arches slaving away as a cashier and she would have stopped talking to you anyway once she finished school. Frankly, you're surprised she hasn't already.
A honk makes you jump. You stop short as a car pulls up in front of you before you can cross. You back up as you recognise the finish. You cross your arms. What the hell?
You go to circle around the back of the car and he shifts into reverse. You huff and he rolls forward as you go back the other way. You stop and stomp your foot. The window rolls down on your side.
"Mr. Marshall, I'm on my way to work," you grit.
"You? Work?" He says.
Your rage simmers and you measure your breath. He's not going to ruin your day. You stand still and stare over his car.
"Some of us have to," you sniff, "isn't that what you always said?"
"Didn't realise you listen to me," he scoffs.
"Are you going to let me pass?" You snip.
He's quiet as he idles by the corner. He leans over the passenger seat to see you better, "you got home safe."
"Don't act like you care," you retort, "alright? If you're looking for Faye, I haven't heard from her. Besides, don't you have GPS?"
"I didn't say anything about Faye," he insists.
You curl your fingers as your frustration mounts, "then why are you bothering me?"
"I'm on duty. Was in the neighbourhood," he says coolly.
"Right, sure," you mutter and check your phone.
"Gonna be late? Hop in."
"You're not serious. After last time--"
You stop yourself. Why is he doing this? He just wants a rise out of you but why? Why do you matter to him? He only ever thought of you as a bad influence for his angel of a daughter. They can both piss off.
"You really don't let things go," he chuckles.
"Speak for yourself," you sneer.
"So... this your neighbourhood?"
You turn on your heel and cross the other way. You're done. You're not going to stand there and be mocked. Maybe if he ever asked instead of glaring and growling, he'd know more than he assumed.
You don’t look back and he doesn’t follow. You’re happy at least for that. You get your fair share of jackasses at work, one on the way is too much.
🌙
Your shift drags on. You’re thankful for the air conditioning but not the work. Customers barter over the cost of potatoes or complain that you’re out of their preferred seasoning. You try to look like you care but that’s the hardest part of the job.
The dinnertime rush peters out and you lean on your till. Brandy goes to stock the shelves with Ricky as Ariel texts away on her phone. The monotony is set to drive you crazy, that and the dad rock wafting from the speakers and droning through the mostly empty aisles.
You pore over an Archie comic as the seconds tick by. You’re only taken away from Riverdale as you sense a shadow at the end of your lane. You stand up and close the magazine, tucking it back on the shelf. You nearly let your disappointment bubble out to sigh as you recognise your customer.
Walter sets down a glass bottle of root beer and one of the ready-made meals from the deli. You don’t say a word as you push them across the scanner and to the other side of your till. You hit total.
“Cash or credit?”
He doesn’t answer. He steps close to the other side of the till and looks over easily at you. You squint back with derision.
“Sir, you gotta pay--”
“Is it any good?” He points to the tray of rice and fixings on the far end of the till. “The General Tao chicken? Don’t want crunchy rice.”
“I don’t know,” you shrug. “I can put it back on the shelf if you don’t want it.”
“If you had to recommend something--”
“I don’t eat that stuff. Too pricey,” you focus on keeping your eyes from rolling back in your head.
“Sure, still cheaper than the burger joint across the lot,” he takes out his wallet, “long day. I’m starving.”
You tap the machine to signal him to pay. He taps his card and you print his receipt. You place it on top of the tray of chicken and rice and reach for the Archie comic once more.
“So you haven’t heard from Faye?” He asks.
“I knew--” you stop yourself, “no, Mr. Marshall,” you lean back and open the book, fluttering through to find your page, “she isn’t my daughter.”
He lets a breath out heavily through his nostrils. He grabs his soda and the chicken. You ignore him for the antics of Jughead, his existence lingering just along the edge of your vision before slowly stalking off.
You can’t help but wonder why he’s looking for Faye and if she’s okay.
#walter marshall#dark walter marshall#dark!walter marshall#walter marshall x reader#drabble#series#au#the club#you make me wanna#night hunter
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girl, love ur writing I was wondering for Joao Felix if u can make one where he gets really nervous to go to the doctors and puts up a little fight because he had to get a shot. also make him like really clingy and needy and just always nuzzling his head into the readers neck while getting the shot .this for some reason just popped into my mind so don mind this being random 🤷♀️💋💗ILY
Right Side Of My Neck. João Félix
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pair ; João Félix x Fem!Reader
disclaimer ; Corny - Fluff sorry not sorry!
d speaks ; thank you for the cute rq ml, i appreciate you and you liking my blurbs! love ya! 🤍
“Do I really have to go get this shot?” João says in a distressed voice, you know he hates getting shots even if they’re ones that can prevent them from being sick.
“Of course you do, now let’s go, don’t wanna be late!” You grab ahold of his hand and walk him out to the car like a dog on a leash.
The whole way to the doctors office João anxiously sat in the passenger seat fiddling with his hands and everyone in a while complaining about having to get this shot.
Once you two arrive, he checks in for his appointment and you sit down in the waiting room alongside him.
“Babe… I really don’t want to do this..” he looks at you with such a worried look.
You cup the side of his face in your hand, you hate doing this type of pda in public but you can’t help but feel so terribly knowing how badly he hates getting shots.
After what felt like an eternity to João, the nurse comes out and brings the two of you to a room and tells you the doctor will be with you shortly.
He sits up in the patients chair by himself until the doctor gets there, she describes the shot and what it’s helping.
João is so nervous, he’s just eagerly nodding at everything the doctor is saying.
“Okay, it’s time!” the doctor gets the equipment ready and out, she starts to go towards João’s shoulder with the tool, that is until João blurts out,
“Can my girlfriend hug me on the other side so i don’t get as scared?”
“Of course, as long as she isn’t gonna be in the way of me doing the shot!”
You walk over to him and wrap your arms around his torso, he nuzzles his face into your neck.
“Here it goes..” the doctor starts.
João winces a bit and holds on to you tighter with his free arm. Once it’s over he hesitantly lets go of you and you go back to your seat.
“You are all set!”
João smiles and jumps out of the chair and towards the door.
“Thank you!” he wants to get out of the doctors office as soon as possible.
Once you two get out and get into your car, he goes completely silent, until he turns to look at you.
“Are you embarrassed of how nervous I get when I have to get a shot?”
“Not at all, j, why do you ask?”
“I probably seemed like a little baby in there” he snickers of embarrassment.
“You were acting a bit like a little baby”
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@ar4ujos @dylvnstape @halfwayhearted @planetpedri @percys-princess @adaslvr @iluvtylerthecreator111 @sakashq @iovepoem @icopewithfanfictions 🤍
#chelsea football club#gavi x reader#joao felix#joao felix x reader#joaoflms#pablo gavi#pau cubarsi#pedri#pedri gonzalez#christopher sturniolo edits#sturniolo triplets#football#fc barcelona#soccer#fluff#corny#i love you
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hi fayebae, heres the next one for hyuka! (Cos i just saw a clip of hyuka with his new black hair n in a black shirt, and its like cos now hyuka is buff buff, i was thinking mayb smth abt his chest? hyuka x reader!
basically reader is bffs with tubatu, but well hyuka has a crush on reader! reader has mentioned before that her type is men who exercises and have big titties(if u read my tyun pillow fic you would know what i mean🤭)
whenever reader is around tubatu, she will never fail to mention abt how tyuns chest is getting bigger and will joke abt how he should drop his workout routine. But hyuka didnt take it as a joke, so he actually asked tyun for help on building his titties. So after few mths of training, reader finally notices that hyuka’s titties are growing and that sends her on a conflicting journey, because shes never seen hyuka in that way before. But thanks to his titties now reader is looking in hyuka’s way…
trying to play it off cool and not freak out, reader jokes and asked whether hyuka’s builded chest was meant for her, and well hyuka told her the truth and agreed. which she was stunned(this is clearly inspired cos of that gym pic of hyuka n his chest ofc)
things escalated and well now reader is riding hyuka, hands on his big titties as support (smut: tittie play(reader sucks on hyukas nipples, hyuka does the same for reader, tittie fuck, hyuka asking reader to sit on his face , idk what else but please include as much as u want, these are just my ideas of ehat could happen hehe)
hopefully this is good🥺 love u my love💗(once again do this after ur yj fic if u want unless ure hit with inspiration again😭) i’ll come back soon, kith kith💋
• GAINS AND GLORY
HK 002 .F22 2024
wc 3.3k
pairings buff!hyuka x reader
warnings tits play (both ends receiving), multiple marking (scratching and hickeys), unprotected sex, creampie, manhandling (+ anything I've missed)
faye's note the asks be rotting on my inbox, I'm sorry omg 😭 but here it is, coz they're hunting me at my FYP AHAHAHA! Although I see Kai as a softie (the reason why I still incorporated fluff elements in this fic), I think I still love this one, omg! For tho who are waiting for Hyuka's fic, I present to you, Gains and Glory! Please enjoy! 🙂↕️
"How is that even possible? Are you cheating? You're most probably cheating!" You frowned after being beaten for the nth time by Taehyun in the game you're playing. Taehyun proceeded to flex both of his arms and laughed at you.
"I don't wanna play with you anymore!" you complained, "Kai! Come here, come play the game with me instead! I don't wanna play with Taehyun anymore!" You called for Kai and the youngest scrambled towards the couch you were sitting on.
"Give the controller to Hyuka, I hate you." You pouted at Taehyun. Taehyun handed the controller to Hyuka and he attacked you with tickles.
"Soobin! Can you grab this man? Wait -- wait!" He was tickling you so much and you were thrashing around causing him to flex his muscles.
You have been friends with the five of them. Despite their very busy schedule, they always find time to at least spend a day with you. Or even a week if their schedules were a bit loose. Every weekend, you would find yourself in their dorm. Laughing, eating, playing, sleeping. Name anything that friends do, and you're sure you would have done it with them.
They never complained about having you around, if anything, they were thankful because, at least once a week, they could refresh their mind and unwind. And your favorite time? It was when you and Soobin baked cookies together. When you and Yeonjun stroll the streets to take some Instagrammable pictures. When you and Beomgyu spent time quietly - which was ironic because you two are the loudest when together - with arts; either painting or drawing. When you and Taehyun would watch exercise videos together, obviously with him exercising while you laze around, sprawled on the couch. And when you and Kai were together, you guys would end up shopping for plushies even though he had millions of them already.
Other people tend to look at you with judging eyes. They even talked about how you were giving the 'pick-me-girl vibe' which you and the guys often laughed about. You were their friend even before they debuted and your mind never wandered beyond being anything more than friends with them -- or so you thought, yeah.
"Back from the gym again?" You felt a presence behind you while you were cooking dinner. You didn't have to turn around to know who it was. The scent was enough for you to decipher who it was. The fresh soapy scent - because after his gym sessions, he would take a bath before coming home, and the mild smell of the mist he was using, you knew it was totally Taehyun.
"You know us so well that you can now tell who it is just by our scent huh." His head pops on your shoulder as he brushes his cheeks on yours, emitting a soft chuckle from you. "Tae, you're not beating the cat allegations again." "Hmm, don't care." He shrugs as he gives you a back hug. "Welcome back home, by the way," you answered.
Hugging them was the most intimate interaction you had with the guys. But the hugs were never sensual at all. They always just felt safe and at home whenever they melt in your embrace. They could feel all their stress and tension disappear just with a simple hug from you
Kai was humming while hugging his plushies when he stepped in the kitchen and saw you and Taehyun hugging. "Guys! Taehyun is hogging y/n to himself! It's not even hug time yeeeetttt!" Kai yelled causing every door in the house to burst open with resounding complains. "Hey, that's not fair!" Beomgyu pouts as he crosses his arms. "It's not hug time yet! This is so unfair!" Yeonjun tried to pry Taehyun's arms off you. "Y/n, stop hugging Taehyun before I throw your things out of our dorm." Soobin was pouting at you as he stomped his feet.
"Okay okay! I'll do it later then!" You laughed as you stopped hugging Taehyun and Yeonjun pulled him away from you. Taehyun even complained that he was just too tired from his gym session and needed a hug, only to be met with a plush that Kai threw.
"Dinner's not ready yet?" Kai sat on the chair not far from you cooking. "Almost done, Kai, go prepare the plates," you smiled.
Soobin and Beomgyu were the ones who were scheduled to wash the dishes. You thought that they shouldn't be scheduled at the same time because the soaps and bubbles would be spilling everywhere due to their bickering and playfulness. Kai, Taehyun, and Yeonjun were sitting on the couch with you, busy watching the TV, with Taehyun and Yeonjun being topless.
You were too used to the guys being half-naked around you. It was like a norm for you to be around so there was no use in making a fuss about it. They often remove their tops just because. Yup, no reason at all, they just do it.
You turned your head towards Taehyun, "You're working on your chest, aren't you?" you asked, noticing how big Taehyun's chest was and how they often looked bigger whenever he wore a tight-fitted shirt, which he nodded. "Are you finally coming to your senses and making a move on me just because I told you how I love men with big tiddies?"You teased and laughed heartily as he looked at you with the same disgusted expression he maintained throughout his life.
"Y/n, you know I love you and know how much I value our friendship, but if you want to keep being welcome here, please avoid saying things like that." And Yeonjun burst out laughing at Taehyun's answer. "You! My goodness!" you just rolled your eyes while still laughing.
"Why not drop your exercise routine? So Yeonjun can start working on his flat--" You were cut off with a pillow being thrown at you. "Yah! My chest is buffed too! They're not flat!" Yeonjun yelled at you.
Unknown to your eyes, Kai's ear perked up, and hugged himself as he felt his own body subtly. He looked over to Taehyun's chest and back to his own chest. He stayed silent, as he watched you guys.
"Hug time!" Kai yelled when the clock struck 10, and all of them gathered around you, lining up as they patiently waited for their turn. "Are you going to stay the night?" Yeonjun asked while taking his time hugging you. "Will do, I want to cook breakfast for you guys before your busy schedule starts again," you answered, he pulled away and mouthed goodnight and Soobin almost shoved him out of the way.
"I want some pancakes for breakfast," Soobin silently whispered as he hugged you tightly, almost covering you with his big frame. "Of course whatever you want, Binnie."
"Goodnight y/n, please rest well too." Beomgyu shortly commented as he hugged you and you hummed back.
"I love you but I think I should start hating you." Taehyun's disgusted look never faltered and you just pinched his cheeks while laughing.
All the other four were already heading to their rooms but Kai was still standing in front of you. You opened your arms for him as he slowly walked towards you, tightly clutching his plush in hand.
"What's wrong?" you asked as you sat up straight. Kai plopped down beside you and melted in your arms as he hid his flushed face which was unknown to you, into the crook of your neck. "Goodnight y/n," he simply whispered. "Sleep tight, Kai, I arranged your plushies earlier," you said as he stood up and walked towards his bedroom.
The next day, you wake up early to cook breakfast for them before they start their busy week again.
"We'll be busy with our upcoming comeback again," Soobin sighed as he poked the pancakes on his plate.
"Cheer up guys, you know I'll be here when your schedule is done." You tried to cheer them up and forced them to finish their breakfast before leaving.
4 months. For four months they were so busy that they weren't able to spend a day with you.
When you went back to their dorm, two guys were missing in action. "Where are the others?" you asked as you removed your shoes. All three heads snapped to where the voice had come from, only to find out that it was you.
"Y/n!" They all screamed almost in unison, as they rushed over to you, dropping everything they were currently doing.
You took a nap that afternoon while waiting for the other two to come back when you woke up to the unfamiliar yet familiar scent. Your eyes roamed around, and Kai and Taehyun caught your eyes. It seemed like they had just taken a bath a little while ago, given that their hair was still damp.
Kai noticed that you had just woken up so he cramped his big body lying down beside you on the couch. You chuckled and tried to push him away but he didn't budge.
When he sat up, you noticed how his shirt was sticking against his chest. "Wait a minute, I was only gone for a couple of months... What is this?" you questioned as you poked Kai's chest. Kai felt embarrassed to answer and scooted over to Taehyun. Taehyun answered for him instead, "He's been going to the gym with me. I don't know what has gotten into him though?"
You were in awe. Taehyun's chest was big but it looked like Kai's chest now was bigger. Especially considering that he had a bigger frame than Taehyun. In the past, Kai was so adamant about not going to the gym, he preferred cuddling with his plushies, telling the other guys that having a baby belly was cute, just like his soft plushies. But as you look at him more, it looks like he isn't the baby you used to know anymore, he has become buff. And only within just a few months at that.
That night, you were awfully silent. Your eyes kept on wandering back to Kai's chest, subtly, not wanting to be caught. Your mind couldn't help but wonder the reason behind Kai's new buffed-up body.
That same night, all of them went to bed earlier than usual. They just wanted to sleep longer. They claimed that their bed had missed them because, for four months, they weren't able to be in their dorm, nor sleep in their own rooms.
You, on the other hand, couldn't fall asleep. Suddenly the guest room felt so big and empty. You didn't know why but you kept on tossing and turning. At that moment, you heard footsteps that stopped right in front of your door. You immediately sat up, waiting for a knock on the door. Which it did. Someone had knocked thrice before pushing your door open. Only then did you realize that you probably forgot to lock it because you were spacing out too much.
The dim light from the hallway shone through the slightly opened door. "Hey, why are you still awake? Can't sleep?" You asked. He closed and locked the door behind him, the room now too dark for anything to be seen. He walked towards the window slightly opening the window, allowing a bluish-yellow light coming from the moon to penetrate throughout your room.
The bed dipped down at his weight, and he crawled up to you, burying his face in your neck, his body now, almost on top of you. "I...I missed you." He whispered, as he tightly hugged you.
"Kai..." You felt how his heart thumped harder the longer he hugged you. This was new. No one ever did this to you, not even when Yeonjun was sick when Soobin got his first breakup, when Beomgyu failed to win the art contest, and even when Taehyun wasn't allowed by their manager to flash his abs at their show. Kai's hug and whisper felt different. As if he was longing for something else.
"I missed you too, you surprised me." You answered when he pulled away. Only then did you finally see him, he wasn't wearing his shirt. You've never seen him topless before. But now he was, and he was right in front of you.
Maybe it was the heat of the moment, but your finger landed on his chest, gently tracing his buffed chest. "Did you, by chance, do this for me? Because you heard I want men with big tiddies?" you joked. But you were stunned when he nodded. "I actually d-did in fact do this for you, I wanted to surprise you since it's b-been four months since I last saw y-you," his voice was shaky as he spoke.
"I-i've been wanting to tell you this y/n, but I just couldn't bring myself to s-say it. Not until now." Kai's face was so close to yours that you could inhale his minty breaths.
You wanted to push him, but putting both of your hands on his chest felt like it might be crossing a line. You felt how hot his body was. The warmth of his body, radiating through his skin, felt electrifying to you.
"I know it's weird... But I couldn't help but have a little crush on you," he carefully whispered as if someone else was in the room to hear it. "One chance y/n, please give me one chance." His forehead now resting against yours, his eyes were filled with longing. The room was so thick with silence that you could hear him gulp.
"Y-you're lucky I'm into big g-guys like you," you squeaked, and your heart swelled at how a bright smile had crept onto his lips.
He placed his hand over yours, which was resting on his chest, and guided you to squeeze it. His soft strangled whimper sent a shiver down your spine.
The wind blew making the curtains on the window flutter and the hair on the back of Kai's neck to stand up. He finally propped himself with his two hands supporting his body as he leaned in closer to you. You ran your fingers to his perked-up nipples and your eyes watched closely at how he bit his lips and how his eyes fluttered.
"You're brave. Coming to this room without a shirt on, and confessing your love." You commented as you roll his nipples between your fingers. He gripped onto your sheets as you chuckled at how he was holding his moans back.
"We're downstairs, you can let out your moans. They won't be able to hear it." Your taunt got him opening his mouth as he let out all those muffled moans he had been holding back. His body trembled at your touch.
You slowly push him down as he keeps on backing up. You finally pushed him to lie down when his head could no longer lie on the bed. His head was now hanging off the edge, and it was making him dizzy with how his blood was rushing to his head while you were licking his nipple.
"Fuck!" He whimpered when you subtly bit his nipple. "Y/n..." He holds the back of your head as you continued sucking. His toes curled at your tongue, rolling and swirling around his nipple.
"To be honest, I've been thinking what could've been your reason for this, but turns out it was all because of me," you chuckled as you kissed the tip of his nose.
Your touch felt like fire over his body. His stomach swirling, his mind blurry. He never thought you'd give in to him.
You dipped your head down again as you littered his chest with splotchy red marks. Leaving some near his nipples, on his shoulder, and on his neck. Kai was a moaning mess under you as he kept on trying to hold his head up, but was always failing. His moans and the rustling of the sheets filled the room.
Since he was being discreet with his moans, you decided to catch him off guard and grind on him. His moans became high pitched and more slutty. You chuckled, the cute guy you often care about was now a totally different guy underneath you.
You felt a wet patch on his sweats, "Did you just come?", you asked as you pulled away. "D-don't look!" Kai tried to stop you but it was too late. You ran your fingers on the wet bulge of his pants. "Kai, you're naughty," you commented, and he only answered with a whimper.
He sat down and pushed you down, to hover above you. "Not fair," he pouted and lifted your shirt over your chest.
"Kai, I swear if you do what I di-" you weren't able to finish your sentence. His mouth was now on your boobs, sucking on your nipples, rolling his tongue again and again. "K-kai.. Kai..." Your breathing was unstable as you squirmed, and you kept on chanting his name along with whines and whimpers.
Just like how you did for him, he also littered your chest, neck, and shoulder with love bites, he was now smiling at how they looked under the moonlight from the window.
"Pretty," he smiled and crashed his lips over yours. The kiss was hot. It wasn't sloppy but it felt eager.
Kai pulled back, sat down and pulled you onto his lap. Your left hand was on your back as he held it with his left hand. You couldn't move, you could only clutch on his hair with your free hand, and nothing else. His right hand was rubbing your clothed ass, lifting the skirt to play with your skin.
"I'm sure hug time w-was n-never like this, fuck," you pulled him closer as your nails dug into his bare back. Kai winced at the scratching pain on his back as you drag your nails down. He kept on feasting over your neck and played with your ass, continuously brushing his fingers on your skin.
When you started grinding again, you squealed when you felt a stinging pleasure on your ass, his hand probably left a mark on your skin. His big hard chest was pressing against yours. They felt hard and soft at the same time. You wanted to play with his nipples but with your position, you couldn't do anything.
He pulled his sweats down to his thighs and slipped inside you with ease. You're too wet for him.
"Wow, you're taking me whole, y/n." Kai was big, you felt him stretch you out, but you were too wet that he could just slip into you with so much ease.
"F-fuck I feel s-so full," you can feel him arranging your guts with his huge cock. You can't help but move your hips wanting to immediately feel the pleasurable feeling of his cock inside you.
"P-pull out okay? I'm n-not on any birth control, you j-just slid i-in w-without a condom," you added. "Sorry, I got t-too excited. Your pussy feels so warm and soft. Makes me wanna cum inside you."
"K-kai!" You warned him, he only chuckled at you.
He started to thrust slowly, while you were still trapped in the position he put you into.
His slow thrust becomes more sloppy as you keep on moaning into his ears. Your moans kept stirring something in him, it made him wanna cum inside you even more.
"K-kai please, I'm c-close." You whined as you scratched his back.
"W-wanna cum inside you, y/n. Wanna cum s-so bad." His thrusts get stronger which made your boobs bounce which caused them to brush against his nipples, making him more aroused.
Maybe you were just too drunk on his cock that you unconsciously nodded at him and chanted 'yes' multiple times.
"I'm g-gonna cum!" you squeaked as you tangled your fingers in his hair. You felt a warm liquid being spilled inside you the moment you came as Kai pants with you. His forehead now resting on your shoulders with his mouth open. You wanted to complain that he came inside even when you told him not to, but it just felt so good that you chose to collapse onto his arms instead.
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Perfect View (Spike Spiegel)
Kinktober 2024 Day Twenty-Two: Mirror Sex
𝙒𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚? ⇒ 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩
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His favorite thing to do in the whole world is look at you.
When you’re just out walking. When you started to fall asleep with your head against his shoulder. When you’re playing with Ein. When you’re cooking with Jet. When you’re bonding with Ed and Faye. When you’re just being yourself. When you’re just being with him. Experiencing life. Experiencing a whole range of emotions. Because he gets to witness that too.
And he likes seeing you frustrated and whenever you start to pout. It’s sparking something inside him that just finds the way you look when you get riled up far too adorable for words. He likes glancing over at you when you’re thinking hard about something. Because that concentrated look you get on his face is something worth living for. He likes watching you when it’s obvious that you’re happy and excited. Because that light in your eyes is something worth dying for. But at the moment? He thinks his favorite few of you are the ones he’s looking at right now.
His favorite view of you is watching you struggle to keep your back arched and take his dick from behind all while he gets to watch your pretty little expression from the mirror he parked you in front of.
“You like that, sweetheart?” He mumbled just low enough for you to barely hear over the sound of skin slapping against skin. Right now, he has you lying on his bed on your stomach in front of a large, simply designed, and old-looking standing mirror that you managed to convince him to buy in a heat of the moment decision (on Faye no doubt had influenced you on). But he couldn’t say no to you. He didn’t want to say no to you. So the mirror came home with the two of you for a couple more woolongs than he would really like to pay. Though in exchange, you promised you would do something for him. Something that would make it all better. “Fuck…you feel so good…”
He had no idea that something would include him finding you lying in front of the mirror after he left it in his room with nothing but a pair of panties on you asked if you could make his night a little better for all his troubles. But he wasn’t complaining. He couldn’t complain. Not when the first thing he did before you could even stop speaking was take your panties and shove them in his pocket for later while he buried his face between your thighs. Though that was then. That was back when he thought the most perfect view of you involved looking up at your face while he still glance down at the boobs he desperately wanted to grab and at the clit he had his lips wrapped around. That was then. But now? Now it’s almost a hundred times better.
Now is perfect.
“Spike…” Your voice comes out in a pretty little whine as your pussy squeezes around him. It’s slick with a mixture of your wetness and his saliva from going to town on the best cunt he’s ever seen, so Spike’s cock is able to slide in nice and deep every single time. That means with every thrust, he gets to hear you gasp and moan so sweetly for him. It’s the most perfect sound for him. It mixes only too well with his own quiet grunts as he rolls his hips into your ass and fucks you prone style so hard that the bed is starting to shake. Fuck, he thinks he’s going crazy. He thinks you’re making him go crazy on purpose. Why else would you tempt him like this? Why else would you let him fuck you like this? So he could spoil himself? So he could spoil you? “Spike, it’s- it’s so much…!”
If that’s the case then he’ll spoil you all night if you’d let him. He’d spoil you all night long because he knows it means spoiling himself too.
“I know, I know…” He murmurs into your ear, but he never slows down with his thrusts. You’re getting a little oversensitive. Which means you’re starting to get close. So close that you can’t help but wiggle and squirm and whine a little louder as your hands reach out to grab at just about anything for leverage. If he were a kinder man, he’d probably focus on fucking you faster and deeper, and harder in a way that ensured that you’d have your orgasm as soon as you wanted it. But he wasn’t that kind of a man. He just can’t help himself when it comes to indulging with you. That’s why he’s so quick to shut you down just now as he sees your head start to turn to look at him- ruining his perfect view of your face as it twists up in pleasure for him and him alone. “No, no, no- keep looking forward for me. Wanna see my pretty girl get stretched around my cock”
He pushes your head back into place with his own head as he stares back into your eyes through the mirror. You hiccup back a sob of desperation, but you don’t try to turn around anymore. An action Spike decides to reward with another kiss to your neck as he buries his nose in your hair and he continues to hold your gaze with a heated look of his own. That’s coming as a struggle to you at this point, considering just how tight you’re starting to get for him. But you do at least attempt to hold his stare like a good girl, despite the from that your eyes are fluttering closed every so often and that the string of drool slipping from your parted lips is making your expression grow even more timid by the second.
But to him, you just look even more perfect. To him, you’ve just become even more perfect. They’re all just signs that you’re enjoying yourself. They’re all just things that make this dumb purchase all the more perfect. They’re all just things that will make it harder for him to say no to you in the future. They’re all just things that add to his view.
So for now, he’ll keep dragging things out for as long as possible. He’ll keep holding you close and stuffing his cock into your nice, warm, wet walls and kiss all over your skin as you squeal and squirm and whine so sweetly for him. He’ll keep making you feel good. He’ll keep making himself feel good. And he’ll keep looking back into the mirror. The stupid mirror that cost way too much for all the stains on the glass and the chips in the paint around the frame. The stupid mirror he’s probably going to have to move into your room right after this. The stupid mirror he wouldn’t have looked twice at if it weren’t for you because you’re little tempting self, making it impossible for him to keep his eyes off of you for too long. He’ll keep looking back into that mirror.
All while wondering what he did to deserve such a perfect view.
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