#Farmkiller

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What is their pet peeve(s)? For the farms!

The farm! Yes! >:D

Field: People who try to find stuff out that they shouldn't.

Crop: People who come into his house without knocking and without wiping their feet!

Corn: People calling him lazy, or people that would come onto his farm and take food without asking.

Harvest: Folks who steal from them!

Sheep: Dragging feed and phone addicts.

Duster: Not saying "thank you" when people do stuff for you.

Shot: People coming onto his land.

Soil: Biting forks and passive aggressiveness.

Oak: Pushiness and tourists.

Sunflower: Know-it-alls and interrupters.

Leaf: Lack of personal space and smokers.

Nymph: Insincere apologies and people who stay in the house too long. As well as pushy salespeople.

Fae: People who bring their dogs, then let them run around his farm because he doesn't want them to make a mess or ruin anything!

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you guys are making me ship killerfarm and

i am barely holding on man /pos

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Zachariah Johannes Olivier & Andrian Rudolph de Wet, Murdered Two African Women Feeding Them to Their Pigs

Coming to learn about how Limpopo pig farmer Zachariah Johannes Olivier and farm supervisor Andrian Rudolph De Wet, killed these women feeding one of them to their pigs is disheartening, you see it cuts deep reopening wounds that never got to heal from the evils our people were subjected to during the reign of the slave masters whom they are descendants of. It brings back memories that are…

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are they good at comforting someone ill? For the killers

foe

you picked the worst people for this.

Killer: I feel like… he isn't the best at it haha. He doesn't like being around people if they're sick cause he doesn't want to get sick himself. He would hold your hair back if you're getting sick but other than that, he would stay away. Sorry :P

Rebel: Whenever you're sick, Rebel is so worried! He has no idea what's going on and will pace around you while whining and pawing at your arms. Even if you explain what's going on, he's still worried and wants you to be better…

Calamity: I feel like he would be SHOCKINGLY good at taking care of people when they're sick. He doesn't know how to make food, you know very well, but he would get you soup and get you to rest. He's really sweet about it too. He tries to not act like he's even really doing anything.

Shot: Good at it! He more will just give you things and leave you to do whatever you wanted to do, and if you need anything, he would come to hel out but only if you call him.

Arman: I feel like he wouldn't be very good at it, honestly. Humans are weird to him and he wouldn't really know what you need.

Mimic: Same as Arman -w-'

Cuddles: Not good at all. He would try, but get worked up and it might be best to just… not be near him when you're sick.

Splat: Same as Cuddles but even worse.

Shooting Star: I feel like he would be pretty good at taking care of someone when they're sick. Like not 100%, but good enough. Though it really depends.

Mur: he's the best out of them all for it! :D He studied how to take care of people from a few books in Delusion's library so… yeah :)

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Shot for the dating sim?

To meet Shot, it's very similar to Soil. You would meet him at a farmers market! He's a lot easier than Soil but still pretty hard to get into the romance after getting into friendship.

You meet him by going to a shooting part and he's there, if you compliment him on his shot, he would laugh and that's a very good start but you can also meet him at other places.

It depends on what time you're playing, really.

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JFKFOF SHOT WE GOT SNOTHER ONE?! BDJDK HOW OFTEN DOES PEOPLE ASK FOR HUGS FROM SHOT?

Sometimes if Soil and Shot are feeling nice, they'll hand out free food. Mostly things that they can't sell and don't want to just throw away.

A lot of people wanna hug them for that, but Soil doesn't like being touched so normally Shot is the one to handle the hugs.

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Mhh what is shot and soil like?

Shot and Soil are sort of like brothers, in a way. They were both hired on to live on the farm then the person that hired them uh died. They decided to stay there and continue with what they were doing.

Soil mostly handles the growing of plants while putting some of his magic down into the soil to make it grow better/stronger/faster and all that. Shot handles the animals more since they're freaked out by Soil.

They work together to collect the plants that are grown and then they go to sell everything. Shot handles the selling mostly because Soil isn't good at talking to people.

Shot has a gun that he carries everywhere, a shotgun, and he uses that to protect the farm from anyone that shouldn't be there.

They are bad guys, and they do sometimes kill people, putting them in the ground under everything but they don't do it as often as you would expect.

Normally only people who try to steal from their farm, or sneak on.

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Is Shot any good at farming? I'd think a Killer wouldn't have the patience for that.

That is a very good question! >:D

Soil is the one that plants the stuff and they both gather the plants. Shot is the one that protects the farm from anyone that might sneak on.

TBH, I think that they totally kill people and like... burry them under the ground haha.

The reason that they work together is they were given the farm land, and they needed places to stay, so they just live together and take care of the farm.

But yeah, Shot is annoying when the things take too long to grow, though he's also the type to try to grow giant stuff. He has the record for the biggest pumpkin grown.

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put ships in the ask box and the one you want, ill get to it at some point

farmkiller - @justanidiotartist - lips

Lustberry - @0p1er0 - any box (forehead)

Crossmare -@tundra116 cheek kiss

Kross - @unkownarmageddon neck

CLOSED NOW :)

(an anon also requested ErrorDust for neck kisses, and they were really close, so ill do it as a bonus anyway :) )

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