#Fahrenheit btw

[marisatomay]

Whole damn country’s a wind tunnel

[maudiemoods]

It's going to be 70° on Christmas. Leaving Florida forever and sawing it off the US so it can float away

[cameoutstruggling93]

My guy out here strutting in 18 degree weather 🐦🌊

[sri-rachaa]

WHY

[transjohnnycash]

5 degrees out feeling fresh af like a million bucks

[beepsnivy]

You know the heat is bad when you’ve built up a nice tolerance to 90 degree weather

[strawberrystainedd]

THE HIGH ON FRIDAY IS 74

[wolfieamelia]

I think i appreciate Fahrenheit more now, not that i'd use it to measuer temperature.

instead i'll use it to measure how critical a task was, scaled from 0℉ to 300℉

also the ℉ here means Fuck, not Fahrenheit

Examples :

A task that is assigned today, need to be done asap but have no deadline that's a 20℉

a task that is that is just assigned now, and the deadline is in 2 hours and its still doable that's a 100℉

however, if a task that is assigned just now and the deadline is in 2 hours while it would probably need at least two days to finish, that's a 300℉ and 5000K above it.

And here i will also introduce another measurment, the K is not for Kelvin. its for Kontol (Dick).

[fathrfigured]

we are on opposite sides of the spectrum

please it is april i can’t take this anymore

[alucarddaily]

[dammarchy211]

These guys still exist as the early 2000’s cartoon that lives in my brain

Raz is obviously no longer in the interns program, but I’m debating on whether or not he’s still a junior agent because he IS thirteen. So probably. Regardless though him and Lili have to hang around with the new batch of interns which! Happens to be a lot of the kids they met at camp! Being an au of my creation this also includes a lot of my ocs because, my universe I do what I want. Lili, Raz, a few of the interns are all attending the same middle school near the area. Oh as well as super cool(/j) kid villain Dexter Fahrenheit, villainy on the down low bc Dr. Sawbones thinks school is important.

[one-in-a-million-fishsticks]

Alucard: "I've got three friends, that's it. A homeless man, a twelve-year-old boy, and a hooker!"

[hanszoe]

like ok

im going to go outside and freeze and theyre gonna throw me and im gonna break and disintegrate into a thousand hansi shaped fractals

[petoskeystones]

“The air is still 41°, but to-day it felt delightfully cold,” Fitzjames wrote in his journal. “The monkey has, however, just put on a blanket, frock, and trowsers, which the sailors have made him (or rather her), so I suppose it is getting cold.”

i need to know IMMEDIATELY who on the erebus was sewing little monkey outfits for jacko. who was shirking their duties to wrestle a new world monkey into a matching set

[hermannsprecursors]

Don't come at me I'm the main character And you have to like me!

Hey guys, sorry I suddenly and without warning hyperfixated on a 71-year-old dystopian novel, Montag is just so wet cat. He's my manic pixie dream girl, my good time boy, my sweet cheese, my loving wife. And also he kills people!

I promise I'll return to normal content soon, I just need to get all my F451 brainrot out

[echosian]

OOOH I think you're the person who inspired me to draw iterator heads like bugs. keep going I love your art so much!!

haiiii :3 theyre like bugs to me......exhibit a: