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[brocktonbay]

…that’s right, it’s time for:

MISS TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2023: WORM EDITION

Featuring art from a frankly staggering amount of amazing bloggers on this platform! Voting for each round of the tournament will last 1 day, with 1-3 days between rounds. There will be 4 rounds total, ending in the crowning of wormblr’s first ever Official™️ Sexyman™️! Participation through memes, halftime reports, sexyman muckraking, campaigns that cost the GDP of a small nation, other such posts, and plain old voting is highly encouraged. I will be using the tag #Miss Tumblr Sexyman 2023 Worm Edition and welcome everyone to do the same.

Links will be updated here as voting goes live!

ROUND ONE

Flashbang vs. Kevin Norton vs. Gregor the Snail (feat. art by @brocktonbay)

Jack Slash vs. Eidolon (feat. art by @ishdaj)

Legend vs. Armsmaster (feat. art by @heyitschartic)

Accord vs. Lung (feat. art by @lizardinkart)

Crawler vs. Danny Hebert (feat. art by @sweaterregrets)

Marquis vs. Mr. Gladly (feat. art by @strikermoment)

Trickster vs. Nilbog (feat art by @rililith)

Number Man vs. Coil (feat art by @cpericardium)

ROUND TWO

Gregor the Snail vs. Jack Slash (feat. art by @brocktonbay)

Armsmaster vs. Accord (feat. art by @tactilescream/seathing)

Danny Hebert vs. Marquis (feat. art by @despite)

Trickster vs. Number Man (feat. art by @bug4932)

ROUND THREE

Gregor the Snail vs. Ã̶̮̜́͑͝ŗ̶͔̙̼̜̹̻̄̍́m̷͖̻̳͚̪̖̪̔̈́́s̴̨̧̟͎̣̹̱͓͂͗͌̇̇́̊͝c̸̢̛̺͚̺̼̪̐͛̈́͐c̷̝̝̯̳̅͒́ö̵̡̗̺̰͕̭́̎́͋́͛̈́̑̚r̸̢̨̠͈͉̻̞̱̈̊̈́͛̃̾d̷̛̟̙͚̫͎̠͋̈́͌͜ͅ (feat. art by @aruliart)

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Marquis vs. Number Man (feat. art by @rainfrazier)

ROUND FOUR (FINALS)

Marquis/Number Man vs. Gregor the Snail (feat. art by @senviva)

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