#FWOD

[greetings-inferiors]

I'M CRYINGGGGGGGGG I LOVE HIMMMMWRDUGBWRJG FWOD;gnbo;HNG

why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

[machinedalal]

Used Sheet Fed / Offset Machine for SALE

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Year: 2015

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[netalkolemedia]

Pwogram Biden nan fè yon kanpe akoz fwod

Administrasyon Biden lan te pran desizyon pou sispann yon pwogram vòl ki te pèmèt migran soti Kiba, Ayiti, Nikaragwa ak Venezyela pou yo antre legalman Etazini. Sa se yon repons a fraz ki te dekouvri nan pwogram nan, ki te gen pou objektif anpeche abi ak asire entegrite nan pwosesis admisyon yo. Se yon sispansyon tanporè, e li fèt pou revize ak verifye demann parennaj yo. Administrasyon an ap…

[cowardly-bread-reactor]

aww go t-to Hwew Mmaa, runs away we notices buldge aww go t-to Hwew I'm wwinyitg tihs w-wtteew and wishnyig you wwew Mmaa, x3 we notices buldge aww go t-to Hwew Oh wwew, nyow, Mmaa, we'we aww g-gnyonya die Mmaa, we'we aww gnyonya [Pwe-Chwous] If tihs is the x3 fonwt wnyie Tewhe's nyo hpoe fow the x3 wwwod If ^w^ tihs is the x3 f-fnyowt wnyie Twhee's nyo hpoe fow the x3 w-wowwd

[Chouws] Dwives, we'we wseiad by fuikncg dwveis Who've twerks been wsiaed by fuknyicg d-d-dwvies Weinwag ouw savoiws as sinks Dewivs, huggles tightly we'we weaisd by finyuckg dievws Who've been wisaed runs away by finckug diwves Wiaewng ouw siovaws as s-snkis How c-can I bweevie waht UwU you say? Yuow pwagdpaonya bhwuwist ÚwÚ maeks me scik Mwewuded fistsacs mkae nyo nyosie I'd sehd yuow boowd t-to fncuikg svae the x3 wwwod houwgh the x3 bset of tmies Tuwoghh the x3 wsowt of temis Thogwuh Nxion and thwoguh Bsuh Do you wmebemew '36? We wnyet ouw swpaaete wyas You fghuot OwO fow Swtian I fghout ;;w;; fow fewdeom

You beivwee in awthiutoy I bevewie in mswyef I'm a Mtowoov catiokcw You'we Dom Pogiewnn Bbay, waht's runs away taht cfnyuoesd w-wook in yuow eeys? Waht I'm tnyiwg UwU t-to say twerks is taht I b-b-bwun dwon sees bulge bwnyiidugs Wiwhe you sit ^-^ on a shwef isndie of tehm You cwaw the x3 c-cpos on the x3 wweotos and pie-twhowwes Tehy cwaw i-it cawss waw I OwO cwaw i-it co-csipnwoatwos

[Couwhs] 'Cuase, b-bbay, I'm an awcinyahst You'we a sepnyesiws wiweabw We mhwaecd :3 toegthew fow the x3 egiht-huow day And hwed hdnyas :3 in the x3 steetws of Settawe But (・`ω´・) wehn i-it cmae tmie >w< t-to towhw bikcws Tugwohh taht Swukcbats wndoiw You w-wfet me aww a-a-anyowe (aww awnyoe)

[Veswe 2] You wtcaehd in awe At the x3 Wed, Wthie, and Buwe On the x3 Ftowuh of Jwuy Whwie tohse fewkwwios wwee enxdoipwg I was biwnyung taht fceukw And sintinwgg my bwcak fawg hgih

Etiang the x3 panyutes Taht the x3 pawetis hvae tseosd you In the x3 baacsekt of yuow faethw's nyew Fwod You screeches bviewee in the x3 b-bwwaot You bweviee in wfoewm You hvae fitah in the x3 ewhnyapet and jkcasas And, t-to you, siodwtiawy is a fuow-wtteew wwod We'we aww h-h-hycepiwots, but you'we a piaotwt You thohugt cries I was owny jkoing Wehn I swaeemcd starts twerking out, :3 "Kwiw W-Wihtey!" At the x3 t-top of my wgnyus At the x3 c-cpos in teihw cwas And huggles tightly the x3 men in teihw stuis Nyo, sees bulge I won't tkae yuow hnyad And mwway the x3 Sttae

[Cuowhs] 'Cusae, b-bbay, I'm an ahanscwit And boops your nose you'we a sspnyiewes twerks wawiebw We mwchaed teeotghw fow the x3 eihgt-huow day And hwed hadns in the x3 sewtets of Stwtaee But wehn i-it cmae tmie >w< t-to tohww bcwkis Tuhwgoh taht S-Stabwkucs woidnw You w-wfet me aww anwoe (aww anyowe) was walks away sieepwng up the x3 gnwduos isdinye a cfeofe hsuoe wehn You ^w^ siad smnyiheotg taht wawwey sutcwk me I was bmmued on me and mnwumibg seoimthng auobt the x3 twsah Wiwhe you wwee tinwkag cries buot the x3 h-h-hwugny

Tehy wwee cnyittug off the x3 wteaw in D-D-Doetiwt the x3 smae day Taht we notices buldge had ouw cotenwavosin The onye aubot whispers to self aww of the x3 kdis taht tehy wwee tynyiwg t-to twun twerks aawy Bceause of bseaid wteasigwoin

You wwee tkiawng up a swotm Yaeh, you wwee wawewy awngy :3 abuot snyeimtohg taht I was sinyag I tihnk i-it was shteinmog aowng the x3 w-w-wiens of 'kwionng wwehe runs away you cmoe fowm We've nveew twerks kwonn souitbaugjn.' The pwbweom's nyot taht I'm too twerks w-wfet wnyig >w< fow my own good It's taht, it's nyot taht hwad wnsiog eahmpty Seomtmies aww i-it tekas is a coisaewntvon oevw ceoffe ÚwÚ t-to bawek the x3 swpew sees bulge of benyig sees bulge pcifaied and wzay Vswee 1: Swej Tanyakin] Fwwnyioowg runs away the x3 wtghis mtveoemns, >w< you cepawmd dwon sees bulge wtih twerks yuow iown f-fitss Dwgus becmae cnweennvotiy runs away avawbiwae fow aww the x3 kdis Fonwwwoig the x3 whtigs m-meenvomts, you ceampwd dwon sees bulge wtih twerks yuow iown fstis Dgwus baecme cinwonnyeevty aiawwavbe for

[velvetebabysitvibes]

*I take the sippi and then shake head* "no fwod" _Lynxie

alright,we'll save that for tomorow, *rubs your back and sits on a bed* do you want a quick story or do you just wanna cuddle for a while?

[postsofbabel]

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[mainelybutch]

SCARY #FWOD

Today’s single word writing prompt is “scary” (Fandango), This, That and the Other, WP blog). This is my piece for this prompt entry.

A pretty spot on prompt for today, a day of twists, turns, blunders and all-out stupidity emanating from our White House and Pentagon.

Let me add a slight disclaimer here, while it may not be exactly necessary I believe that it’s pertinent to the post I am…

[3holepunched]

we organized a friday morning 20 mile loop with the WTF group i ride with every week and met some goats i’m really grateful for u all

[fixiegirls]

Repost: @fwod_toronto:@_jlk is leading the ride tonight! Come ride bikes with us while we go check out a cool pier awesome 7pm trinbellgates we leave at 730pm bring lights n layers as its gonna get chilly when the sun sets #rideyourbike #springishere #hellosunshine #friendswithoutdrama #fwod #comeridewithus #biketo #urbaneinthewild #toronto #qtpoc #femme #gnc #trans #ridewithus

[glazebowstuffz]

New brother?

Ok, this is a little au idea that I wanted to do with the SBI! It's the dsmp but everyone is younger... along with some giants. I don't know if anyone has made this au or not but here we go! For now, this story is the meetup with Wilbur and giant boi Tommy but younger (Maybe Toddler or child age? Like under 10 years at least). We'll see this through the eyes of Wilbur (pov) but still 3rd person. Hope you enjoy it!

It was a normally peaceful day like any other, the birds were singing, the bees dancing to each flower, the 3 boys (Dream, George, Sapnap) chasing Wilbur through the forest. Yup, a normal day. As Wilbur dodges the trees trying to escape the other boys in the forest, Dream seems to be right on his tail never losing site of Wilbur. If only his brother, Techno, was here he'd fight Dream which would make his escape much easier but atlas, he was with Phil gathering more food for dinner.

Still running deeper into the woods Wilbur trips over a tree root and falls face-first into the dirt. Dream puts his foot on his back so he wasn't able to escape again. "No where to hind now, Wilbur, and no brother to save you. Just give back our items and we'll let you go." Dream told him as he waited for George and Sapnap to catch up. Wilbur tries moving free from his foot but no avail. Dream's pressure on his back wasn't going to release until he gave them the stuff he took borrow.

"Can't we just talk about this? C'mon there's no need for this treatment! Just let me sit up and I'll give yer stuff!" Just as Wilbur told him, Dream removes his foot and lets Wilbur sit on the ground. He starts handing Dream the stuff that he took borrow like their iron weapons, health potions, and cooked food. "There that's all of your junk... will you let me go now?"

Dream looks back at his friends which they both seem to be nodding in a agreement. "Yeah, your off the hook but if this happens again then I'm just going to have to tell Philza!" Both George and Sapnap giggle at his statement. Remembering the last time he got in trouble with Phil was him stealing gapples from Sam. Phil grounded him for 4 weeks and he had to do all of his and Techno's chores with it as punishment. He didn't want that happening again.

All 3 boys laugh at him but suddenly they felt the ground shake which stopped the laughter. "Did you guys felt that too?" George asked grabbing a hold of Dream's arm.

"Maybe an Earthquake?" Sapnap reply looking around the forest. Earthquakes usually last a bit longer but this shake felt like something big was headed their way. "Hey Dream? Isn't this the forest that both of our parents warned us not to play in?"

"I think it is... also... RUN!" All 3 boys start panically running back from were they came leaving Wilbur behind. The forest that their parents warned them about was known to hold monsterous man eating giants. Phil had told both him and Techno to never step foot into the forest or the giants will eat them with no mercy or guilt.

In also a panic state Wilbur quickly gets off the forest floor and follows the boys lead. "Guys! Wait for me!!" Though he has no idea which way is out and the others are long gone. He felt the ground shake more and knew this giant was getting closer. Wilbur didn't stop running but with his luck he trips on another root and lands on the ground again. He tries to get off the ground but he then sees a large hand coming towards him. He stops in terror knowing there is no way of escape. The hand grabs a hole of him, not pressing to much that it hurts him but just enough that he wouldn't fall. Wilbur holds onto the hand, not that he has really much of a choice.

Wilbur's mind was racing he was never going to prank his friends or anybody again, he was never going to eat Niki's delicious sweets again, never going to bother Techno again, and never going to see Dadza again. Wilbur closes his eyes waiting for his undeniable doom... but it never came. He opens his eyes and is face to face with the giant. His blond messy hair on his face but still showing his blue eyes and poor clothing being ripped in some areas along with baby socks?

The giant smiles at Wilbur. "Hewwo." The giant softly spoke. Wilbur wasn't sure how to respond but gave a small wave back at him but quickly holding on to the large hand. This only made the giant giggle. "You awe so small!" He raises his other hand and softly pets his floofy hair.

"Aren't... Aren't you going to ea- eat me?" Wilbur ask trying to hold on to the giant's fingers for dear life. The giant looks at him confused and stops petting him.

"Eat? Oh! Fwod! Apples and bewries!" The giant seems proud of himself with telling Wilbur the difference foods that he eats. Still confused Wilbur starts putting two and two together and realize that this giant is a small child. He was being held by a child, a giant child who probably has never even seen a human before. Soon a few crows fly behind the giant child scarring him. "Ahh! Nooo! Bad!" The child drops Wilbur into a bush and crouches down next to a tree holding his head slightly crying.

Thanks to the bush that broke Wilbur's falls he was free to escape and run home to everyone but he didn't. Not knowing why this child made him feel some sort of sympathy. He walks closer to the child hearing soft cries for both of his parents. "Hey, there big man... it's alright. No need to cry. It was only a few silly old birds. They can't hurt you. Not while Wilburs' here!" Wilbur said in a soothing manner. Even if he wasn't good with kids this one was different and not just because he's a giant.

The child looks up at him with tears in his eyes. "There. There. Nothing can hurt you, big man! You're strong and brave, right?" The child nods wiping away some tears. "There you go. See! You're going to be just fine- uh... do you have a name?" The child shake his head. "What!? You're telling me don't have a name? Did you're parents not name you?" The child looks down upset. Wilbur looks at him confused waiting for an answer.

"Mum and dad awe gone. They left me alwon..." small tears start to form in his eyes again. Shocked Wilbur goes closer to him and starts rubbing his shoulder. He didn't realize that this kid was all alone and without a family. Something took over Wilbur, he wanted to protect this child at all costs even if he was twice his size.

"No more sad tears, Tommy! Cheer up! I'm going to be you're new big brother now!" Wilbur states. The child look up at him suprirse by the name.

"Tommy?" Wilbur starts to blush from embarrassed. He didn't realize that he just shouted a random name out of nowhere, especially the name Tommy.

"Eh, sorry. I didn't mean to-" He was cut off by the child pulling him into a big warm hug. He even hugged back.

"I lowve it! Tommy! And my big brother, Wilby!" Wilbur couldn't help but to let out a lil aww. But there was just one problem... a huge one at fact. How on Earth is he going to explain this to Dadza?

[rideloops]

Denver Loops Tuesday Night Group Bike Ride #516

Denver Loops Tuesday Night Group Bike Ride #516

Loops is a Tuesday night bike ride through out central Denver . The ride covers approximately 15 to 20 miles and makes 3 to 4 stops along the way. Riders are encouraged to ride at their own pace and meet at the stops that are posted on rideloops.com the day of the ride. The ride meets every Tuesday night at Our Mutual Friend Brewery (28th & Larimer) Come out and ride with us, make friends, and…

[vayabags]

#Repost @fwod_brooklyn with @repostapp ・・・ Tonight we ride (6:30 meet up at @kweenkargo 196 Greenpoint Ave), tonight we organize, and tomorrow we strike in solidarity with women around the world for #internationalwomensday. Get on your bike and join us!!! #fwod #italwaysrainsontuesdays

[machinedalal]

Used Envelope Manufacturing Equipment Machine for SALE

Halm - JP-FWOD

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[the-weird-text-doctor]

Fwod!

*Crystal drops the coloring stuff and claps their hands*

*Phase chuckles and pours some chili from the pot into the bowl*

ꕥDo you mind sitting in a chair when eating, Crystal? Or do you just want to keep sitting on the table?ꕥ

[alexvoron888]

в Harat's PUB Vzletka https://www.instagram.com/p/B1K9Lq-FWod/?igshid=jmkc0kvreldp

[donnerpartyofone]

Greeting Brooklynite bike folk! Please see the message below to see if a cool new reoccurring ride STARTING TOMORROW is right for you!🖤🖤🖤 ... Reposted from @nightcap_brooklyn - Introducing @nightcap_brooklyn! NightCAP is a community based biking initiative created for the trans community, non-binary folks & allied cis women. We meet weekly at 7pm on Tuesdays, roll out at 7:30 from the center of Maria Hernandez Park in Bushwick and ride to a location decided upon collectively, keeping routes under 10 miles round trip. Every ride has a leader and a sweeper so that no one gets dropped, and we keep the pace casual - this is intentionally not a fast ride! All bikes are welcome, please remember to bring lights & a lock. We appreciate everyone who has come together, made their voices heard, and are excited to change the ride from its former name "FWOD Brooklyn" to better serve the needs of the community it directly effects. We want to do better, always. Please join us at our inaugural ride this coming Tuesday, April 30! (If there is a rain out, we will post an update in stories) - #regrann https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw2YaWIlzue/?igshid=i5et3x514ivq