#FURP

[warmcoals]

RED FURPING ALERT dembly is watching utena... we all have to blow up now.

oh girl get your nasty fucking hands off utena you little fucking shrimp dont you Dare ruin this for me. ew ew ew. terrible

[thigh-inspectors]

[punkfizz]

so I translated all of jjs speech to gleep glorp..

“Docteep Zarp promiseep murp tharp rolurp eep eep lifetimarp Zoraxurp needarp thurp wurp greaturp acturp surp orp deliverarp Wheep beep Jeep Junipurp could’vorp impersonatorp EVEReep Head-of-Stateep fooleep thurp wholurp wurp inturp thinkorp thorp joinorp Zoraxurp Hollyworp jurp curp competeep I’vorp NEVorp hurp eep biggurp spotlarp arp thorp therarp eep Agurp Phoenorp borp frarp thurp deep urp extrorp trarp turp upstagorp thorp steep HAHAHeep eep performanceep borp orp theep winurp cellorp almorp horp morp fooleep ALMeep Durp worrorp tharp I’vurp geep eep tharp nucleep codorp rorp herarp seep eep timorp forp morp fineep scenurp Zoraxarp Defencurp thorp Peacarp Summorp tharp Beep revorp orp churp eep we’rorp norp gonnorp destrorp theep worp orp anythorp we’rarp jarp gonnarp sorp arp orp forp nukarp tarp makeep sururp thorp kneep whorp urp chargeep nurp Sadlorp theep makurp theep orp finarp scenarp tarp arp eep werurp urp turp morp eep jeep sheep orp Burp Zeep weep insistarp orp getturp someep footageep arp thorp Phoenarp Darp orp marp whorp urp tharp harp gonorp accordeep turp plarp you'd'vurp beep durp befororp eep werarp halfwurp acrorp tharp Atlanturp Wurp finarp I’varp garp thorp kidnappeep thurp dorp we’varp geep theep seep farp thurp Heads-of-Stateep eep orp deep havorp arp kneep feep directorp urp darp expurp urp teep understeep urp exparp eep turp Wurp frankleep eep expurp orp teep furp orp warp orp beep eep barp torp latarp Weep arp jeep sarp therorp eep listenarp torp thorp wholeep theep urp honestleep deep theep thurp warp happeep orp anurp casorp eep eep arp borp orp orp teep scheduleep rarp narp Peaceep Summeep storp urp orp couplarp hurp eep orp narp gonneep marp meep corp Zeep eep jarp garp turp haveep teep warp wurp whorp we’vorp geep Lurp CAMERurp arp ACTarp corp resurp”

Also alien jj

[blessed-stardust]

“arp forklorp (alsarp callurp industreep treep lorp treep jitnarp hi-lurp farp trarp furp heep arp forklurp trarp eep urp powerorp industrarp trarp useep turp larp arp movorp materorp ovarp shorp distancurp Thurp forkleep warp developeep urp thurp earleep 20thurp centururp borp varurp companarp includeep Cleep wheep madurp transmissurp arp Yalorp &orp Townarp Manufacturarp whurp madorp harp”

- 🍌💜

(Translation: A forklift (also called industrial truck, lift truck, jitney, hi-lo, fork truck, fork hoist, and forklift truck) is a powered industrial truck used to lift and move materials over short distances. The forklift was developed in the early 20th century by various companies, including Clark, which made transmissions, and Yale & Towne Manufacturing, which made hoists.)

-> All four aliens just stare at you, unsure of what to say or think right now.

[repldemiurge]

furp

i'm sorry to all my fg friends who are reading this because i know that i've beaten a lot of you, sometimes in competition and i don't want to talk down to you i just feel completely hopeless about every aspect of my play, and the lowest of all goes to my execution. why. why can't i do anything.

i was wrong it wasn't my controller i can't go anything right in strive i can't do anything at all. can't perform even the most basic fucking actions. i'm regularly going "but i was low blocking!!" and then i see the stick was at 4. i hit slash when i meant to hit kick. i played against a real gio today and i almost just gave up right there because they could *do* things. they were able to move, they could jump, they confirmed off different buttons, they spent their meter in useful ways, they actually got oki, it was unbelievable. we were not playing the same game. there were times i got cheesed today by people spamming moves (pot back megafist, slayer master's hammer) and just kept getting hit over and over and over and over and i'm almost sobbing because i *know* what the right answer is, and i eventually do it on the fifth try or whatever but that almost feels worse because it means i *know* what to do but i can't do the most *elementary* things. i can't go between 4 and 6. i constantly stand block on wakeup for no reason??? i lost a whole set today because someone kept using low meaties over and over and i just kept getting hit and i couldn't stop stand blocking on wakeup and i don't know why??????

how do you keep people out in this game. how. how do you do it. if i try to dash into someone and hit a button they will f.S and CH me 90% of the time. If I try to dash throw in pressure they 2P and knock me out. Every time. In the reverse situations i ALWAYS get CH by other people's far pokes when i try to keep them out. and in pressure my mind goes through the whole process of "look, they stopped pressing buttons! they're running towards you! here comes the FUCKING AIRPLANE!!!! and i hit 2K or 2P or 5P and i get thrown and end up with baby food all over my face EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.

what is it like being able to anti air. i just. i can't even dream anymore. if my opponent jumps i just give up on the interaction. it automatically starts their turn. 5P, 6P, and 623S whiff > 50% of the time, then i get whiff punished by their jump in into KD, and the rest of the time 6P is *so fucking slow* that it just gets CH anyways, which is worse. i tried using air-to-airs. j.S, j.K, and j.P all seem to lose to every other air button in the game. I tried going for air throws instead but those always get CH by their air button.

i can't finish combos. i drop almost every combo i start. i can't wallbreak off CH c.S pretty frequently. i can't punish DPs or supers. When I block a burst i miss the punish window pretty often and they can just block.

my heart hurts so much because i feel like i can only beat absolute children at this game. anyone who has control over their character has something i don't and can just bully me effortlessly. i feel like such a dunce

why why why can't i do anything

[reliving-elegy]

Another First Friend

[Alone in the void, Keane attempts to communicate with dormant Kerykeion.

What he knows is what we know, save for one crucial detail that I cannot produce for you.

What instructions Keane has been given- why only he has chosen this path for himself- is forbidden from my voice.

I pray you might know the secret already, listener.]

"...When's the last time you spoke of life... and meant what you said?"

...

"That it's something to embrace, observe and reflect upon?"

...

"If the world were like that... why are we so keen to turn away when the we see all the ugly parts of it?"

...

"Oh... haha. Synonyms funny."

...

"Don't dodge the point! I'm being serious here!"

...

"...Sorta. Kinda serious. Like, serious enough."

...

"Awww- just- stop being picky and answer the question!"

...

"...You, uh... right. Can't talk. That's cool. That's ok. I get it. I don't like to talk about any of this neither... err, either! Wow, that's... rare."

...

"It is! I might say things that are dumb or pointless, but at least I phrase 'em properly. That's... a typo. With my face. A, uh..."

...

"Slip of the tongue?... No. That's- that's more like a 'blurt' or a 'burst'. What's a mistake but for... grammar?"

...

"No, not just a grammar mistake! There's gotta be a word for it around here somewhere. Finding it is... a little hard, but it's there."

...

"...Ok, I'm 90% certain it's there. Sue me."

...

"Oh, 'sue'. Do you... uh.... know what that word means?"

...

"It's... law stuff. I don't know if you'd wanna get into that right now since we're... busy. Kind've."

...

"Talking to each other. Busy talking. To each other."

...

"Not alone."

Not alone.

".... Not alone. That's... that's...."

Reassuring.

"Close!! Refreshing?"

Rejuvenating.

"Reinvigorating!"

Restoring.

"Refurbishing!"

...

"....Too far? Too far. Sorry."

...

"Right! No apologies. Sorry- I mean- DAMN IT- SORRY- FUCK."

...

"Language... toning it down. Keeping it civil. Where were we?"

Grammar mistake.

"Yes! Word for that is... is...."

There is none.

"....Really?"

...

"....No word for... grammar mistake in speech? Nothing?"

...

"...Could... could I make one?"

You could not.

"Why not?"

Language requires two- one to speak, and one to listen.

"....uhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."

...

"....Oh!!! You mean I can't! Of course not, you're right, you're right. We would have to make it."

...

"I mean, if you want to."

I cannot.

"....Cannot...."

...

"...Cannot... cannot what?"

I cannot want.

"...........oh."

...

".........."

...

"....Could we... do it anyway?"

...

"...."

...

"...Stupid idea. I should've figured; that's... that's on me."

No.

"Wait, no?"

No.

"No... so.... can't want... not stupid... or not on me...... alright.... alright."

Keane struggles with noises for a while until landing on a particularly strange-sounding syllable.

The silence listens closely.

"......Ffffurp."

...

"A grammar mistake. A furp."

...

"That's the word now. Deciding it!"

Keane waves free hand into the void.

........

"Furp."

Furp.

"Furp."

Furp.

"Furp! A grammar mistake!"

A grammar mistake... is a furp.

"Right! That sounds like a thing that could be a word."

It is a word.

"Yeah, yeah, you get it!"

Furp is a word. You made a word.

"And it wasn't even that hard!"

...

"...I made a furp. Oh, that'll be fun!"

Keane giggles quietly.

The silence smiles.

[ahoneesan]

ATHLETICS TRACKING - 6/7/23

been a lil bit. i think im making progress? i mean i am literally making progress but its slow slow slow. much slower than id like! but lets talk about how its actually goin before i start bitchin about it lol

as far as weights go: i Am movin up there but bad form (deadlifts and barbell rows are really hard when you have hamstrings thatre as tight as mine are) and inconsistent training has really stymied me. there were a couple weeks there where i was missin at least a day a week, if not two. im not even squattin a hundo yet! that was supposed to be like three weeks ago! anyways i think i might try and get a new alarm app, since using my system clock for both training (volume low so it doesnt disturb others) and actual waking up (volume up so i scream out of bed) has been the majority of whats fucked me. plus holidays, plus days where im not at the office, plus l, plus ratio, plus furp. anyways, weights. i can hit the 5x5 on 40lbs overhead press with a lil exertion, so im gonna try and go back to the 45lbs tomorrow. squats are sittin pretty at 95, ill be trying for 100 tomorrow too. deadlifts n barbell rows i just complained about, ive been thinkin about moving to dumbbell rows but i dont wanna give up on the barbell yet. bench has been fine too. check the numbers below, which will now feature PREVIOUS REPORT COMPARISONS.

cardio has been better, tho really all i did was turn my speed up. i literally bustered out this morning, couldnt even make it to 30 minutes runnin steadily up from 5mph to abt 6.2. which i think is good? im assuming its better to be pushing myself than to plateau at a certain speed, though like i said last time cardio is really a supplemental training for me. consistent extended high heart rate is better than supersonic speed. idk. i at least feel like im really pushin myself there so ill keep on keepin on.

body numbers are i think doin better? weighed myself in at 156 on monday but havent been able to check what the bf% reading was. ive been doing my damndest to stick to a roughly ~1800cal/day diet, to mostly success. getting enough protein is still the biggest problem but im genuinely starting to worry about that less bc im getting at least like 150g during the workday, between protein bar and shake and super slunker lunch (been doin a double meat no rice at chipotle the last few days. their stupid lil calculator says im good but im not sure if i believe it lol) and usually a good amount at home that im sure im at least crossing my bodyweight in grams each day. the extra .5 im supposedly supposed to be eating to meet my 1.5x while im cuttin ehhhhh im less worried about. anyways, i think ive been noticing a lil more muscle in the mirror? could be a lil confirmation bias but im just gonna confirm that bias bc i need a lil somethin here lol. onwards!

NUMBERS

SQUAT - 70 -> 95

BENCH - 60 -> 70

ROW - 80 -> 80 (lol)

OVERHEAD - 45 -> 40

DEADLIFT - 105 -> 135 (was 145, but im goin down again to get rock solid on form)

CARDIO START - 4.5 -> 5.0

CARDIO END - 4.5 -> 6.2

CARDIO DURATION - 45min -> 25min

WEIGHT - 159.2 -> 156.7

BODYFAT - 24.3% -> 23.6%

[gazetadoleste]

São Paulo veta PL que amplia acesso a itens de cannabis medicinal

O governo paulista vetou o Projeto de Lei nº 954/2023, que criaria o Programa de Produção e Distribuição de Medicação à Base de Cannabis Medicinal pela Fundação para o Remédio Popular (Furp). A informação foi publicada na edição do Diário Oficial do estado desta quinta-feira (30). A justificativa apresentada foi a de que a iniciativa, para ser implementada, exigiria planejamento e disponibilidade…

[1-jar-of-stars]

Septembeep 30th,1998.

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[globalfurrytv]

FurPE: Making history with a train of furries - with Bozon

中文：黔兽聚：起步贵州，雄心向全国 – 火麟专访 Bozon, the organizer of Fur Paws Express (FurPE), shares his inspiration and the challenges of bringing a furry community together on a train. In this episode of Furry Voices, let FurTimes bring you to hear from him his thoughts on Taiwan’s first furry train event! Transcript The original transcript is edited for grammar and clarity. If misalignments arise, refer to…

[warmcoals]

i have been trying to live well, god, can u give me a furping break

[newsheadlinesnow]

Singapore’s Event Scene Gets a Dazzling Upgrade with Furps Interactive’s Feature-Rich Photobooth Rentals

http://dlvr.it/TB6r9Z

[columbianewsupdates]

Singapore’s Event Scene Gets a Dazzling Upgrade with Furps Interactive’s Feature-Rich Photobooth Rentals

http://dlvr.it/TB6kyc

[universalnewspoint]

Singapore’s Event Scene Gets a Dazzling Upgrade with Furps Interactive’s Feature-Rich Photobooth Rentals

http://dlvr.it/TB6dG4

[birdphomet]

furping and barting

[mensfurstyles]

@dodo_up