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we are going to have to make sure fandom is a safe space for everyone because it’s about to be the only safe space for certain people to exist in

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Helen Oyeyemi, from “White Is for Witching”  

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— Arthur C. Clarke

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Don't forget.

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

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*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-

*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*

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Beetroot’s Romeo and Juliet Poster

Every “Romeo" and “Juliet" in the entirety of Shakespeare’s play brought together with 55,440 red lines. 

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Hellenistic rock tombs from Kaunos, Turkey (4th – 2nd century BC)

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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

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On the set of Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

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hypothetically, what if we invited our spanish study group to our newly bought apartment that we both share and while they’re over there’s a knock at the door and it’s the pizza delivery guy and we can’t decide who should go let him in so we roll a dice and one of the sides makes you leave to get the pizza and it lands us in the darkest timeline and our friends all get traumatized and you lose your larynx from attempting to eat a flaming troll doll but it’s okay because we’re still best friends despite it all and we wear felt goatees together?

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Baby Face (1933)

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Virginia Woolf, from The Waves

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buffy the vampire slayer au where giles has a thick new york accent instead of a british one and he just says “ey im watchin here” all the time

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caitlyn siehl, start here