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[hexblooded]

natasha: d&d character profile

[teecupangel]

I feel like @thedragonqueen1998’s idea that was shared on Subnautica Sea Emperor Desmond idea should be its own post:

Yes! With this setup, Ezio could become a "proper" Prophet. XD I actually love making Desmond a Great One from Bloodborne with Ezio as his prophet in my daydreams. Mostly use the setup of Desmond tried to send him and Ezio back in time to give Ezio his family back, but Juno interviend and sent them to another dimension. Now, with Desmond trying to learn his new body and powers and with Ezio the only one allowed to percieve him without madness or injury, they try to find a way back home. Sometimes Ezio snd the new Brotherhood is brutally murdered and Desmond bring Ezio back to life as one of the twisted creatures we see in the game or they return home, where Ezio family is very concerned for him because he is now straight up worshipping a god and is 100% going to get burned at the stake for the shit he is throwing at the Church and God himself. Ezio has no worries because Desmond would never allow harm to come to him. Ezio uses this to perform miracles. Like cutting himself, walking into fires etc. He also does some healing as Desmond loves to dote on him and Ezio wishes to show how awesome Desmond is. XD

Imma be honest, I didn’t even get as far as the first boss (not counting the tutorial boss) in Bloodborne so this is gonna be more generic and maybe a bit more like the ttrpg Call of Cthulhu setup XD

I’m imagining that Ezio went through a very Bloodborne-esque adventure in the different dimension with the ‘blessing’ of his patron, newly born ‘Great One’ Desmond who doesn’t really know his powers yet other than his connection to Ezio makes him effectively immortal.

So when they return to their world, perhaps a few months (a year?) before the death of his father and brothers, Ezio’s just a little bit… ‘mad’. Being a Great One does change Desmond not just physically and Ezio is receiving a bit of feedback from that because he is the prophet who has direct connection to his god.

This might end up with Ezio making his own Brotherhood which is, really, more of a cult than the usual Brotherhood cult-y way because they are worshiping Desmond and doing stuff in his name.

Even Desmond is like “okay, we need to tone it down a bit otherwise we’re gonna have a holy war in our hands” and decided to create an artificial human to act as a counterbalance to Ezio.

…

All I’m saying is: ball-jointed doll version of Altaïr XD

[theanxiousbookdevourer]

I lose my mind over them, actually.

[devilsrecreation]

Me: I watch TLG for the plot

The plot:

[halflingchill]

Spoon holder for stew!

[makorragal-312]

My prediction for Buck's storyline in "Masks:"

He tries to put up some string lights in his apartment, but ends up getting tangled in them and ends up hanging upside down, so he has to call Eddie and they spend most of the episode trying to detangle Buck from the lights...

...and they end up almost sharing a "Spider-Man" kiss.

[wiishopchanelboots]

I saw someone do a ranking of the Earthsea books and they put Tehanu at the bottom because they thought it was boring and nothing happened I'm like??? That's kind of the point?? To examine what life looks like from the perspective of people who are denied power and autonomy and have to regularly deal with sitting on the sidelines. To dissect power itself, what we assign value to and what we *ought* to assign more value to. I'll grant you that its a much more meditative, conversationally reflective fantasy book, but you don't have to have big action pieces with magic and dragons for it to be good! And the Earthsea books are all about deconstructing fantasy tropes anyway, I'm just a little irritated by such a blind take.

[canisalbus]

Not quite sure how to politely phrase this so I'll just be blunt, sorry, but would you ever open commissions? I'd pay big bux to get my priest mouse drawn by you

I do commissions extremely rarely, I'm afraid. It's not that I don't like drawing for people (or that I have no use for that extra income), I just can't handle the additional pressure and deadlines that well at all at the moment. Sorry!

[lynzishell]

The Present 🧡 Chestnut Ridge

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Danny: Papa? Joseph: Hm? Danny: Do I have a grandma or grandpa?

Joseph: Uh, well, you do, that would be my parents, but they died before you were born. Danny: Oh. What were their names? Joseph: My dad was Luis, and my mom was Adriana. Danny: Did my mom have parents? Joseph: Of course. Unfortunately, I never met ‘em, so I don’t know anything about ‘em.

Joseph: What’s with all the questions today, anyway? Danny: We were supposed to do a family tree in class, but I couldn’t finish mine. Joseph: Your teacher won’t give you a low score for it, will she? Danny: No, she said it was okay, but that I should ask you.

Danny: So, is anyone in our family alive? Joseph: I have a brother, so he would be your uncle. He’s alive, he just lives far away. Danny: What’s his name? Joseph: Julian.

Danny: Does Julian have any kids? Joseph: No, no kids. Danny: Hm. I wish I had a brother. Joseph: …

Danny: Then I’d have someone to play with and we could— Joseph: Hey, Danny, how ‘bout you go feed Daisy and get washed up for supper while I finish up out here, okay? Danny: Okay.

[beastologist]

One of many complaints I see regarding Tommy is, that he barely knows Buck - which he literally acknowledges himself - whereas Buck's best friend of 6 seasons knows him obviously quite well. For fictional and shipping reasons, I absolutely empathize with anyone's love for characters who've built a relationship across several seasons. Please don't hesitate to exploit all the wonderful content you've got at your disposal. But come on, why these complaints? There are no good reasons to hate the current canon. On the contrary. Besides, you can't compare a protagonist from several seasons to a supporting character who was just re-introduced to the show and does have the potential to build an astonishing relationship with Buck - if they are given the time to build something.

[incorrectcanucks]

Jonathan Lekkerimäki: What would J.T. think?

Nils Höglander: Okay, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told him?

[teecupangel]

Because of these tags from the Kelpie Desmond idea

#i went for shay for no other reasons other than #kelpies are from celtic folklore #he already named his ship morrigan #look #at least we didn’t make desmond a dullahan XD

From @thedragonqueen1998

Dullahan? Whats that? And oooo, kelpies are awesome!

From @blue-cat-ter-flies-blog

@thedragonqueen1998 dullahan's are pretty much the origin of the headless horsemen legends.

From @thedragonqueen1998

Oh, cool! Now i know. ^^ Ooo, i just thought of this, but what if Desmond becomes the headless horseman from Sleepyhollow(i'm really sorry, but that's pretty much the only media i've seen with it 😅) and he is being controlled by a Templar to hunt Assassins? OH! What if we combine it with Horse!Desmond and it's Ezio that's the Horseman? Abstergo using a PoE to puppeter the body they made based on Ezios remains and they picked out a horse that had a reputation of being fierce and violent to run around with?

It would be so angst-y if it turned out that his horse is Desmond and Desmond can’t do anything but watch as Ezio slaughter their ‘brothers’.

You know what would be awesome? If Ezio’s ‘corpse’ had been turned into a Dullahan by the Templars to make him into an Assassin Hunter of some kind. People don’t recognize him at all because he hides the fact that he has no head by wearing an empty helmet ala Celty Sturluson and he looks like this:

His head is being kept in an Abstergo facility and is used to control him.

So the Modern Assassins have their work cut out for them because the Black Rider is scarier than Cross and more relentless.

And his next mission?

To find and detain Desmond Miles.

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

Can Phoenix Wright perform a…

[omorialone]

What do you think of violins, Omori?

[linda-with-an-i]

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

The shenanigans arent shenaniganing and im gonna scream