#FUCKK IM MAD

[murdleandmarot]

9, 8, 2, 20 :3

Sorry this took a while to get to 😭😭😭 I was making unwise financial decisions in a book store

Hi hello!!!!!!!

2. Favorite Song Character: This is SO HARDDDD UGGHHH…..I love them all so much grrrrrr

I’m gonna narrow this down for myself to songs ABOUT a character, and then go from there, because I could argue with myself about this for hours. Because while Macavity slaps, Macavity would slap. Me. In the face. With his claws.

I’m gonna have to be a lil basic and go with Mistoffelees :). I just….love him lots…..and Tugger is always so fucking excited to sing about his special guy…..

8. Favorite Make-up: Oooo good question……I have a couple favorites (that aren’t from 1998 because let’s be honest I could rant about 1998 makeup forever (even though it’s the most subdued)).

Off of the top of my head, Tugger from Hamburg 1991, Jellylorum from Macskák 2001 I believe? (I think it’s Hungary, either in 2000 or 2001), Skimble and Misto from Mexico’s tours in 2013, Macavity from Buenos Aires and Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer from what I THINK is a Canadian tour.

I’ll put pictures of all these guys under the cut, I ADORE the makeup in these shows, and there are a ton more that I didn’t bring up.

9. Favorite song?: Another hard fucking question 😭😭😭 why would you do this to bestie. I don’t think I can pick a favorite, (the only song I actively am not the biggest fan of is journey to the Heavyside layer, and I STILL cry during it).

I think the song I listen to most as an actual SONG, like in my playlist along with fuckin Mitski or Aurora would have to be The Rum Tum Tugger? It’s just easily digestible, a very vibe worthy song, whereas other fun songs like Macavity are very much a moment, yk? (Shoutout to mungo and rumple, because Ive looped their song for weeks at a time (the German version vibes so hard it’s so good)).

20. Did you see cats live? If so, where?:

I fucking DID and I am mad about it TO THIS DAY. I’m SO mad. I’m not gonna reveal the location because that would be very not good and Internet safe™️, but it was at a theater that housed tours of shows, which means I also got to see Jesus Christ Superstar, Hadestown, Hamilton, the like. Thank god my father is a huge theater nerd.

Anyhow, I saw Cats when I was 13, and I remember loving it, and that I picked up on Misto and Tugger immediately.

And that is ALL I remember. WHY? Because not only was I 13, I was coming down from being an Uber-depressed 12 year old, which means there is a year and a half of my life that is almost ENTIRELY gone. Literally could not have picked a worse time to go to see Cats. Every time I’m reminded that I saw Cats live and literally don’t remember it, I throw myself upon the floor in despair.

Makeup stuff under the cut :))

Tugger, Hamburg 1991, Siegmar Tonk, though you won’t find him on the fandom wiki, even though he’s gorgeous and great, because he’s a swing

(Best quality photos, I could take from the beginning of Mistoffelees :)

So, the production on YouTube with the Jellylorum I’m talking about is named ‘Macskák musical 1. felvonás,’ and has a description in what I think is Hungarian? It says it’s from 2001, and was most likely performed in Budapest, Hungary. I can’t find any gallery images on the wiki, or a record of this production, or who plays THIS version of Jelly, or even if that’s her name in this version. Anyhow, this is she

She looks like a lil clown :)) a lil jester. Also why is there a random guy here??? Because in this production they just bring in Hungarian celebrities randomly and it’s especially funny during Skimbleshanks’s numbers because the guy turns up in a suit, and eventually gets more disheveled as the song goes on. Skimbleshanks and him COMMIT though.

Skimbleshanks, Luigi Vidal, Mexico 2013 and Mistoffelees, Orville Alvarado, also Mexico 2013

(Shoutout to Mexico 2013-2015 in general, it just looks rly cool)

Macavity, Diego Jaraz, Buenos Aires 1993

SIR MARRY ME 🫶🫶🫶❤️❤️❤️💍💍💍

Mungojerrie und Rumpleteazer, Canada, actors and time unknown to me 💔(I know SOMEONE literally told me because I ASKED but I don’t REMEMBER mutual if you recognize these guys PLEASE tell me)

@jennyanypenny I THINK IT WAS YOU PLEASE LMK IF YOU KNOW WHO THESE TWO ARE

(honorable mention to ‘98 Pouncival n Macavity)

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Don Galico/Galico the Great

The Mad Magician (1954)

[skrunksthatwunk]

why the fuck did i write about birds this fucking sucks. i just found out birds only sleep for a few minutes at a time, hundreds of times a day. do you know what this is going to do to my structure? the logistics of their road trip? this is already like three days late and i've been fighting for my life to get A Plot Like Any Plot That Makes Sense out and now the birds fucking sleep for 5 minutes at a time.

[cadoized]

oh yeah im fine i just

*balls fist*

[puppybong]

why are you as a grown adult man blowing smoke in my face after i said no multiple times and pressing your thumb into my trachea so hard i gag.I should rob you blind

[arminslovurrr]

choso who loves when u ride him, his rugged hands on ur ass as u grind ur cunt on his length. he’s a mess, his eyebrows furrowed as he immersed himself in the way u looked down at him like u owned everything that was him, his pillowy pink lips parted as whiny moans spewed out of his mouth like a fluid river. “fuh-fuckkkkk… u-ur so pretty baby mnghh..” he’d whine with his glossy eyes glued to ur pretty face. i mean, who wouldn’t be a wreck? the way u would move ur hips in a circular motion whilst still slamming ur self down onto his pelvis at an agonizing pace, the way u would every so often leaned down to peck his puffy lips n the way ur tough facade began to fade when his fat tip would slightly graze against ur g-spot. slowly losing himself everytime u would clench ur warm walls around his girth, it was all too perfect,even the part when u continued to ride him even though he had already spilled his thick silky cum into ur warmth.

he’d grip ur ass so tightly as he pushed himself impossibly deeper into ur heat, kissing ur cervix in the process just to spurt his creamy seed into ur womb, “awh choooo,” u whined as u slowed ur hips “that was alot, no? think you’ve been pent up, huh?” you teased as he nodded his head profusely. “s-shit, mhmm.. been so worked up angel..” he said as he wiped a bit of sweat off of his head. “then ya must have some more f’me, right?” u said tilting ur head to the right as u began to ride him again. “wha-what are you doin.. i just came, don’t have anymore f’yo- fuckk!!” he groaned softly when u bounced up n down on his thick cock, “shh it’s okay cho” you smiled at him, reaching a hand down to rub his rosy cheeks with ur thumb. digging his nails into ur hips as he tried to get u to let up on ur pace, “ple-easeeeee, c-can’t- hah fuckin take it babyyyy..” choso whimper as tears brimmed his waterline. not responding to him, u sped up ur pace, his sleepy looking eyes widening as he tosses his head back. if he wanted to say something, now he couldn’t, all words were stuck in his throat only letting a string of whines pass through.

“too much ‘s too much, gna cum f’you again baby!” he simpered as his hips involuntarily buck up to meet ur thrusts. it was so much, his eyes squeezed shut, biting his bottom lip in a attempt to stifle his moans- which did not work btw tears rolling down his pink cheeks,spilling his hot sticky cum into u once again as he cried out ur name. “fuck choso, ur cryin..” u watched in awe, ur hips slowing down to a maintainable pace so he could ride out his orgasm. once he came down from his high, he looked at u like u we’re a psychopath “u almost rode me to death, i mean it felt good but i felt like i was dying!” he said dramatically as he stared up at u, watching a smile form on ur face. his theory of u being a mad woman checked out when u said “chooo, i still haven’t cum yetttt, think you can go again?” ur say batting ur eyelashes,putting on the most irresistible face u could. u knew u won when he threw his head back into the pillow with a groan. he just couldn’t resist u n u knew it!

a/n: hiii guysss, i just wanted to whip up something real quick so im sorry for any spelling mistakes n stuff !!

© arminslovurr 2024, do not copy, translate or alter my work in any way.

[astralnymphh]

whiny sub ellie tribbing? 🤭

MDNI ⛧ . i actually had a scene playing like a whole film in my head about sub!ellie tribbing today, before i even got this in my inbox! but let me try to not lose the thread on this idea and lead it to a wholly irrelevant tangent. i think tribbing with sub!ellie is virtually if not always stirred up by a simple kiss— you straddiling. there's always that small peck you pucker for, then a second— one that wets her chapped lips. and a third one, given with a pressure that winds a grunt from her throat. after all those, you tend to heft your face gently from hers, and her face always pacifies your motion for a second. stilling, you take every detail of her in. hah, ellie habits those widened, pleady eyes that practically enchant an unspoken whisper of, 'take care of me', and you necessitate on that look more than she may herself. imparting her a fourth kiss, and a slight hoist of your groin settling atop hers, you buzz these words through her lips, "this what you want?" and devilish be you, to start grinding down. you're both clothed fully, no time was spared to undress— but the inseam of hers and your jeans subtly scratching denim together felt satisfying enough. besides, its suggestive in nature, and capable of leaving more to be yearned after. a shudder puffs in response, ellie husking her lips over yours as she mutters so timidly, "y—yeah, f—fuckk babe.." and already proved a curdled, vulnerable mess— she fully signs control to you, only quenching the urge to touch you with an infirm grope on your hipbones, thumbs dipping the crevice.

⛧ . and gosh, so whiny! normally if she were on top you, the strain on her voice would be tougher, only giving passage to grunts and groans of your name. but now? with her legs splayed like this and taking pressure from your weight? no, not this time. with the added heat spread across, the tough middle of your pants pressing her swollen clit down to a squash and rolling circles on the bud— fuck, she'd be stoic and terribly burnt out to not go, "uhh' fuckk don't fuckin' sta— stop." in a pant or whine. ellie isn't one to withstand the lacing knot in her womb either. that unco tingling and tickiling that reached from the sacral of her spine to the bulge of her clit, so good— too good, she cums within a minute. you feel a sudden swelt of heat against her crotch, nearly boiling— and she doesn't buck, but pushes. in one long push she numbs her pussy mound into you, whines turn sharp and a bit shaky, green of her eyes flickering back and slowly letting her head get eaten up by the pillow underneath, just a moaning mess. and she totes goes, "wait stop— ffuckk m'cumin, cumming— stoopp." negating her earlier beg of 'not stopping'. goshh. i love dry hump—tribbing.

(apolgies if this is a bit lazy im like. taking a two day break from writing a fic to still the madness in my mind.)

TRIB IMMEDIATE TRIB

[lovewithsturnss]

why'd you only call me when your high? (c.s)

chris sturniolo x reader

warnings: mentions of smoking, strong language, kinda softdom!chris, unprotected sex (wrap before u tap freaks)

preview: you and chris have been in a situationship for about 6 months now. you've been ready to commit to him but he keeps telling you he "doesnt do relationships." your sick and tired of him only calling you when he's faded.

a/n: sorry if this is bad this is my first time writing smut in foreverrr so pls be nicee - val

the sound of your music playing and the rain hitting your windows filled your apartment. you danced around your room, distracted from the fact that you were supposed to be cleaning. your phone kept going crazy with constant messages. finally getting annoyed with it interrupting your songs, you decided to answer.

4 missed calls, 30 missed texts

Y/N POV:

"what the fuck." i said to myself as i checked my 30 missed texts from chris.

chris: cann u anwserrr i miss u ma

chris: pleaseeee

i knew from the way he was texting that he's been smoking, and smoking a lot. every time chris got high he blew up my phone with messages begging to come over to fuck or something. i wanted to get serious with him from the first month we started talking but he constantly told me he wasnt ready.

y/n: goodbye christopher text me when your sober or whatever

chris: maa i am sober come overrr

y/n: fuck off bro why do u only call me when your high.

chris: high?

i let out a sigh of annoyance. i turned off my music and layed in my bed. the sounds of silence left me alone with my thoughts. the more i layed there, the more pissed i became.

a sudden knock at my window interrupted the silence in my room. i opened it to see the one and only chris sturniolo. he stumbled through the window and looked at me.

"hey ma" he said looking at me smirking.

"get the fuck out chris oh my god" i rolled my eyes walking away from him. as he stumbled over to me he placed his hands on my waist. i could smell scent of weed all over him. i was supposed to be mad at him but looking into his low eyes, the red in them making the blue stand out. he looked good, like really good.

he leaned in to kiss me and i let him. the kiss slowly getting more heated as it goes on. our tongues fighting for dominance as we back into my bed slowly.

we pull away to catch our breaths, i get on top of him so im straddling him and lean in again. slowly our clothing gets discarded somewhere on my bedroom floor. his hands roaming my body everywhere.

his kisses slowly move down my neck. "fuckk chris" i moan out pathetically as he kisses and sucks on my sweet spot. he chuckles in my neck as he moves down to my breasts. he looks up at me for permission before taking my bra off, i give him a nod to let him know its okay.

he lays sloppy kisses all over my boobs. he sucks on one of my nipples making me whine, needing more from him. in one swift motion he flips us around so hes on top of me. ''you look so pretty ma, been waiting for you all night'' he whispers in my ear. i feel the heat between my legs grew as i felt his eyes on me.

''you gonna be a good girl and suck my dick for me? hm?'' he gets off the bed and stands up. i slowly get off and get on my knees, looking up at him through my lashes. "cmon baby" i slide his boxers down to his knees. his length pops up and smacks his stomach. my eyes widen at how big it is, even though ive seen it at least a hundred times or two.

i spit on it and stroke it a couple times before taking it into my mouth. i started to suck his dick, stroking the rest of the length that i couldn't fit into my mouth. "oh fuck pretty girl. keep going just like that" he groans out as i continue to suck, paying extra attention to the tip. i feel his dick twitch inside my mouth as he pushes my head lower down, indicating that he's close. just as he's about to cum, he pulls away from my mouth.

i stare up at him in confusion. ''wanna fill you up baby'' he whispers underneath his breath. he picks me up and throws me on the bed. "ass up" he says as he gets on the bed behind me. he teases me through my panties, feeling my wetness pool around his fingers. "so wet already mama, who got you this wet hm?'' he says as he starts to pull my lace thong down.

"y-you did. fuck chriss'' i feel him push 2 fingers into my hole, i moan at the feeling of his fingers filling me up. "c-chris pleaseeee" i whine needing more from him "shh its alright baby i got you" he pulls his fingers out and i whine at the feeling of him rubbing his tip against my heat. he slowly pushes his dick into me, stretching me out. "mmmm its too big" i whine as he pushes his whole length into me.

he starts at a slow, steady pace. he gives me a little time to adjust before pounding into me. i let out choked moans and whines as his pace sped up. "oh my god chris! feels good!" i moan loudly. he lays a smack on my ass before rubbing the area.

"yeah? you like that ma?" he hisses as he reaches a hand down to my clit, ferociously rubbing circles on it. "f-fuck chris! gonna cum!" i whine as i feel the knot in my stomach start to unravel.

"cmon baby, cum all over my cock." he groans. i let out a pornographic moan at his words as i let my juices spill out all over his dick. he continues to thrust into me, slowing his pace as he became closer to his orgasm.

"c-chris im to sensitive" i wince at the feeling of him continuing to push into me. "its okay mama, you could take it" he groans as he reaches his high. he halts his movements while he fills me with stripes of hot cum. he groans my name over and over as he rides out his high.

he finally pulls out of me and i fall on the bed. he soon falls next to me. "you okay pretty girl?'' he whispers while turning me over and brushing my hair out of my face. all i could do was mumble an answer feeling the post-sex haze.

"ill get you cleaned up baby" he says while getting up and putting on his clothes. he walks into my bathroom and comes out with a rag. he wipes me clean of both his and my orgasm. he picks out clean pyjamas for me and puts them on me.

he gets into bed with me and wraps his arms around me. "i didnt just text you because i was high, you know?" he whispers into my ear

.

a/n: THIS WAS KINDA RUSHED SORRYYY

[cuddl3s4shur1]

•𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐄•

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: Hobie Brown x F! Y/N

𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓

𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎:As you and hobie finish your after care,he starts mocking you . Causing you to challenge him

𝐀/𝐍:Live Love Tiktok for giving me ideas, i dont feel like writting lowkey

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: A little flirt, a little sexual tension. Smut??? ,Some fluff a little

You had just finished doing your routine after sex. Hobie was in the bed yall shared in some basketball shorts with no shirt.

You sighed as you left the bedroom bathroom, you turned the light off and came into the room with some comfortable clothes.

You sit on top of the covers not paying attention to Hobie or his show. You take your phone on the charger and start to scroll and look through your messages.

You and your friend where talking about some drama on Insta and tiktok. You where confused so you had to look back

“What he did was mad crazy” you said as you join the group chat face time

“Where you been” Your friend Christy had questioned you

“I been doing stuff” you tell her

“IM STUFF” he shouted so they could hear you

You had eye rolled at his comment

“Well I can tell he wants my attention even if he just had it, so bye” you told the girls and hanged up

“Hobie, is there something that you need?” you ask him

“Not even capping, when you was on it like “ uh uh uh uh “ he said mocking you .

You started to eye roll at his comment

“Or you was like mmmm” hobie told you as he started to laugh st him mocking your moans

“Oh Hobie you were moaning to you where like “oh baby you’re doing so well” you tell him .

“Just like that baby” you continued to mock his moans in a seductive manner. Hobie was starting to enjoy causing him to slowly get turned on based off of you comments

“Fuckk y/n you’ll be the death of me” you mocked at him . You where originally paying attention to him until you saw he was trying to keep himself together

“What’s wrong baby, did my voice turn you on” you asked him concerned like you didn’t already know the answer

“Y/n you already know don’t you” he tells you in a husky harsh voice

“Know what” you question him

“Know it turned me on stop playing dumb” he told you his voice got more demanding

“Well what do you want me to do” you ask him

“I want you to try a new challenge I made for you” he told you with a smirk

When it came to hobie and his challenges he loved making them hard for you knowing you where going to fail so he can see how you try hard not fail

“I want to see how long you can go without letting out a moan” he told you. He started to hint you coming over to sit on his hip

“Ok that should be easy-“ you said before getting cut off from Hobie moving his hip in a circle

“Is it easy now” Hobie asked in a low whisper trying to get seductive at you.

“Why are you all quiet now baby ? Come on I thought you wanted to talk” he told you and smiled knowing it was going to be hard for you to get words out.

“Well what do you want to talk about” your voice was shake my trying your best

“Can you not handle this ? I thought it was easy” he asked you

“It is” you told him

“It’s nice to see how hard your trying not to moan when I hadn’t done anything just yet” he said as he start to laugh

“It’s not going to be that hard” you say with confidence

“You know that Beyoncé song, “ he asks you

“ Everybody on mute” he sings to him

“That’s gonna be you” he rhymes and sings playfully

“I know you did not just quote Beyoncé while where about to fuck” you laugh

“And did” he laughed

“I can’t believe I got hit by the sassy men apocalypse“ you would eye roll would throw in a gallon

“sassy no. Serving Cunt Yes“ he said the last part flirting with you

“Whaat hobie your scaring me“ you twll him

“scaring you am I? Just the way I like to fuck“ He smiles

Your eyes would go widen

“I do enjoy it , thats why i challenged you“

“Yeah and im going to win“

“Yeah well really see who can go 𝐎𝐧 𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐞 the longest“

[theywantedplayer]

can you do a part 2 to high and dry?

MastersList

PrompList

NSFW

You were so mad when Luke left you all high and dry before he left for his hockey practice. It was around 6:30 when Luke got back to his dorm. You were sitting on the couch watching something on tv when he walked in, it was hard not to hear him from all the banging his hockey bag was doing when it hit the door frame when he walked in.

“Hi baby” He said sweetly as he dropped his bag in the entrance caming to walk behind the coach 

He leaned down and tried to kiss the top of your head but you swerved out of the way

“Come on you still on about that” He laughed starting to massage both your shoulders but you quickly moved out of the way “y/nnnn” He whined

“Now you know how it feels” You told him getting up from the coach and dropping your dishes in the sink, now walking to the bedroom and Luke following close behind

“Ok im sorry, I love youuuu sooo much” He Joking whined 

You laid down on the bed and started scrolling thru your phone, not looking or talking to Luke wanting to make him suffer like he did to you

“Come on Y/n please” he groaned, crawling on top of you, his hands on either side of your head but you continued to scroll thru your phone trying not to give in.

“I'm sorry baby” he mumbled as he kissed your face then started to kiss your neck.

You tried not to give in but it was hard when your boyfriend was sucking on your neck and groaning. Luke grabbed your phone out of your hand and threw it on the other side of the bed as he pulled away to look at you. He grabbed your chin to make you look at him.

“Let me make it up to you, yea?” he teased

You suddenly were at a loss of words and just nodded in response.

“That's it baby” He said pulling you back into a kiss

You could feel his hands travel around your body gripping and squeezing anything he could get his hands on. Luke began to play with the waistline of your pants and started to pull them off slowly, your panties going with them. Once he got them off it just left you in a tank top and nothing else, You rubbed your legs together to get some type of friction.

“Easy baby I’ll take care of you” Luke soothed running his hands over your legs lightly massaging them, when he got to your knees he pulled them apart opening your legs. You felt your face head up at the feeling of Luke’s eye’s staring at your open leg’s.

“Lukkee” You whined

“I know I know, I left you needy for to long” He spoke quickly kissing you on the lips

“No teasing please Luke, please” You whined looking  at him

“No teasing I promise” he told getting comfortable between your legs  

Luke locked eye’s with you as he licked your folds while his finger teased your entrance, you whined when your face headed up when  he looked at you. You pushed your head back into the pillow as you felt Luke tongue pressing into your pussy, his nose nugging your clit as he moved his head.

“Fuckk Luke” You moaned your hand’s pulling at his hair, you could hear him groan at the feeling.

Luke wasn't going to tease you this time he felt that he had done that enough, he slipped his finger into you trying to bring you closer to your high. His thought moved to your clit giving it more attention as his finger did the other job. Your hips started to thrust at the sensation coming from your core. You could hear Luke chuckle knowing you were about to come.

Luke didn't change his movement’s dont wanting you to lose your rack, he felt your leg’s shake against his face. He knew you were about cum. Your grip on his hair become tighter when you let yourself go.

“C-cumming” was all you could get out, throwing your head back with a moan squeezing your eye’s shut.

You whimpered when you felt Luke pull away, you still didn't open your eyes, didn't even move, still trying to catch your breath. You could hear Luke laugh. You could tell he was hovering over you, Luke kissed your cheek then the other. You opened your eye’s looking up at Luke, you could see him smiling.

“See I told ya I would make it up to you

[mean-dog]

MADS AND HUGH REUNION WHAT THE FUCKK. WHAT THE FUCK. IM ACTUALLY SHAKING MY ASS IM GOING TO CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE BEWARE

[dirtybitfic]

Therapy pt.5 -final part

Matt sturniolo x y/n

contains- fluff, smutt , establishing a relationship, time skip.

Matt pov-

I woke up feeling a warm presence at my side.

I looked over seeing y/n sleeping peacefully on my side. She truly is the most beautiful woman inside and out.

I never thought i'd end up in this situation with a client but i'm don't regret it . She's perfect I mean she gets along with my brothers which is important to me and she submits to me perfectly .

I like her so much more than I ever thought I could and honestly i'm not mad about it .

she starts to wiggle around in her sleep and it makes me smile . How can someone so freaky in the bedroom look so innocent .

her eyes start to flutter open and I cant help but smile as she sleepily looks at me

y/n pov-

I just woke up as I look to my left and see matt already looking at me with a big smile on his face.

good morning gorgeous

good morning I say in a raspy voice.

I honestly forgot how it felt to fall asleep in the same bed with someone. I haven't gotten that good of sleep in a long time.

he smiles as he pulls me onto him and I lay my head on his chest. but I cant help but notice the bulge thats poking my stomach . I scoot up and position myself to straddle him. I still have no underwear so the only thing thats blocking contact is his boxers.

watcha doin he asks with a smirk .

ohh nothing I say with a small sigh but I cant help the smile that spreads across my face.

mhmm okay he says as he watches my every move intensely.

I move my hips a little causing a friction on my bare pussy . He groans and grabs my hips.

take off my boxers and ride me like a good girl he says in a calm but demanding tone . I slowly slide his boxers down until they're off and I throw them behind me some where in the room and position myself back onto his lap .

he slowly lifts my hips as I position myself at his tip and slide down slowly. Im already sore from last night and given his size the stretch is still painful.

I whimper as I get lower and lower.

look at you taking me so well he coos as I reach the base and he's balls deep inside me . I take a second to adjust before beginning to bounce on him.

f-fuck oh-my I gasp as his dick hits my g-spot with every bounce.

thats it bounce on it fuck he groans as he grabs my hips and helps me continue bouncing .

my legs start to shake as I feel my self about to orgasm

f-fuck im gonna cum I cry out as the orgasm is at its brink and is about to crash over me .

let it go cum all over my cock he groans and I pulse around him and my cum drip out of me and down his base.

fuck I whine as I come down from my high but my legs continue shaking .

your legs tired sweetheart he says in a deep tone that makes me clench around him.

mhmm I whine as I grind on him .

he immediately flips us over so he's onto of me now

he starts pounding into me hard and deep causing me to scream out.

FUCK M-MATT I say as my hand goes to him stomach trying to push him away from how deep he is.

he slaps me across the face causing me to moan .

take it like i know you can he growls as he moves my hand away and leans over me so I cant put my hand on him to push him away.

he's so deep and my legs are shaking as I feel a sensation building in my stomach.

f-fuck matt oh god im gonna I get cut off by my juices squirting out of me all over his dick and the sheets beneath me .

fuckk thats it squirt all over me he groans as I come down from my high.

im starting to get overstimulated but it feels so good.

fuck oh - m- my g-god so deep I cry as I look down and see the bulge in my stomach as he thrusts into me.

yeah you see how deep I am in you huh he says as he looks down smirking at the way his dick bulges in me.

mmm fuck FUCK MATT I... I cry as I squirt again this time more than the last creating a puddle under me . His thrusts don't ease up .

the stamina this man has is crazy I think as my head starts to feel fuzzy and pure euphoria takes over my body.

fuck look at you . My fucked out little slut he groans .

all I can do is whine as I quirt again .

fuckkk so fucking hot he groans as he watches me quirt all over him.

all that can be heard is my whines and heavy breathes mixed with his groans and the squelching sounds coming from my pussy as he pounds into me relentlessly.

mmmmm I whine as I rake my nails down his back .

he groans deeply as my nails break the skin.

fuck keep fucking doing that he groans as he presses down on my stomach where his dick bulges with each trust casing me to scream out .

AHH F-F-FUCK . I squirt again creating even more of a puddle underneath myself .

god damn such a good girl he praises as I convulse underneath him and my nails dig deeper in his back.

I can barely even think anymore as my body is shaking under him .

I wraps my legs around his waist as his arms move under me and hold me close to him and he pounds into me harder and I see stars.

fuckk you feels so fucking good squeezing me so fucking tight.

all I can do is whine and moan as my nails continue digging into his back he groans and whimpers into my neck as I dig deeper into his skin .

he moves back over me as he pulls my legs up and holds around both thighs with one arm and chokes me with the other .

give me on more orgasm show me how much of a whore you are for my cock he groans as I start wiggling underneath him.

ahhh OH FUCK ME I scream as my orgasm washes over me and I shake uncontrollably as my hips lift up and he hits an even deeper angle.

fuck im gonna fill this pretty little pussy up he groans as he grabs onto my hips and his thrusts get sloppier.

f-fuck please- g-give it to me I moan .

after a couple more thrusts he fills me up and I collapse back on the bed.

he pulls out and lays beside me pulling me into him as my legs shake and I catch my breathe.

how would you feel if I asked you to be exclusive he asks in a calm sweet tone. my heart flutters and I smile.

I would be totally okay with that . I don't want anyone but you . I say as I look up at him and hes smiling at me.

good cause I don't want you with anyone but me . Your mine understand

yes sir I say in a joking manor causing him to smile .

we lay there for a bit before getting up and changing the sheets again. Then taking a long hot shower.

my muscles have relaxed and we finally changes into clothes after drying off and decide to go up stairs and get a snack and some water.

chris and nick are in the living room. as we walk past they smile and greet us.

wow you guys slept the whole day nick says as you look out of the window realizing its nighttime again.

damn I guess so I say with a smile.

well we were about to watch a movie if you guys wanna join chris says with a smile.

yeah were gonna grab some snacks and well come back in

okay they both say as we go to the kitchen to grab snack and head back in.

we sat and watched Divergent . After we finished we decided to watch the second one.

after we finished they both went to bed and we decided to go back downstairs and watch the third one . We fell asleep again happy as ever.

2 years later-

Me and matt got engaged about 8 months ago and our wedding is in a week.

Im so glad I decided to do therapy 2 years ago or I would have never met the love of my life .

I live with him and his brothers and i'm the happiest I think ive been in a long time. I love his family to death.

his mom is by far my favorite woman ever and his dad is such a genuine sweet father .

I cant believe sex therapy led me to this but I wouldn't regret to for the world .

The end.

💋

[yourlocalbigtittyedbitch]

Hi! Hope you having a great day, do you still taking request? If so can you do a smut Tsu'tey x Male reader (different species or Na'vi)? (if you comfortable with the smut and different species/Na'vi).

Where the male start to ignoring Tsu'tey (they are in relationship) and he find it weird because both of them always stick with one other but today got strange, Tsu'tey think the male reader having a bad day or just want to be alone.

After a few day, Tsu'tey got annoying because the reader keep ignoring him wherever he try to approach the Male but fail and don't even start with the sweet scent when the Male walks past Tsu'tey. The warrior didn't know what was wrong with his lover so he try to approach him but in different ways.

Tsu'tey follow the reader into the forest not letting the other male know. When both of them got far away, Tsu'tey watched M/n sat down the nearest tree and try to calm himself from the heat. Watching it for a while, Tsu'tey know what going on and wanted to help the reader to calming his heat down but he still mad at the M/n for not letting him know and they start "doing" it.

Until someone smell the sweet scent then saw both of them doing it, Tsu'tey isn't happy having someone saw his lover in a situation like this so he glare at them and telling them to go away.

(Having an aftercare would be nice, sorry for kinda cringe plot, there aren't many Tsu'tey x male reader and sorry for the bad grammar, English isn't my first language)

HEAT

synopsis: (Y/n)'s heat cycle has started! And was becoming distant, becomeing embarrassed and shy for feeling like this.

Note: (Boi- English is like- the number one hardest language in the world!! I don't blame you, so don't be sorry. And it isn't cringe, a lot of people post or request this stuff, and I really hope you have a good week, and im so sorry that this took forever!! I had to skim through it more than 30 times now. I hope its good enough ❤)

tìyawn - love

yawne - beloved

yawntutsyìp - darling, little loved one

Tanhi - my star

Warnings: MDNI!!, Nsfw, light choking, seasonal heat, horni thoughts, teasing, handjob, differences, (someone seeing you two fuckin' only for a little tho-) comfort and fluffy heaven in the end❤

(Y/n) was a reef Na'vi from the Metkayina clan. But he decided to travel to other clans, learning their ways. Before bidding them a farewell, untill he had met Tsu'tey. At first he was set to train this.. reef person, definitely underestimating you.

When he was teaching you to fight, you somehow managed to kick his ass. You where shocked, the young warriors where shocked, even he was shocked.

But then on, your relationship had blossomed, from enemies to freinds, then best freinds.. and then, lovers, sharing food, too gentle kisses and lingering touches, and longing stares..

You hadn't expected to fall for some smart-ass with a big ego, but you where happy. You had finally found what you where looking for,

You two always stuck together, or- well usually. You always held his hand, or your skin touching his. You liked touching him, it was comforting.

  ..But then your heat cycle had started..

                 ..Well shit.

Tsu'tey hasn't seen you when you where like this, so you where afraid of him judging you, so you avoided him. It hurt being away from him, but it was only till the heat stopped.. fuckk.. it only grew stronger day, by day. So you'd have to take more trips out into the forest to.. relieve yourself,

You loved how Tsu'tey would impress you by giving you more jewelry pieces, or hair pieces. Even some of your favorite meals, it always made your heart jump for joy! but.. you had to change the topic and/or excuse yourself. Afraid he might find out, a part of you wanted him to find out and punish you, or tease you till you begged for him.

Damnit. You had to stop thinking about these stupid thoughts!.. but damn, you really craved his gentle touch,

And fuck! You hoped he didn't smell your heat, or you'd definitely be fucked.

So this time, you wouldn't give into the heat this time, so you had walked into the forest. Taking your sweet time to get far enough, so most likely no one would bother you. Ohh you where so wrong..

You hadn't noticed the familiar figure following you,

Sitting down under a nearby tree. You had sat down on your legs, with them spread apart and had leand your upper body against the trunk of the tree.. tail smacking the ground, as your flustered expression occasionally scrunches up in a uncomfortable expression. You tried to take slow deep breaths, exhaling with a shaky breath. Your eyes where closed, so you didn't see or hear him walking up to you, he was right in front of you, thats when it really clicked,

  

         You.       

                  Where.

                                In.

                                      Heat.

His eyes narrowed, "so. This is why you've been avoiding me?" His rough voice spoke. You jolted, and let out an unexpected yelp. Widened eyes stared at his golden ones, "I-I'm so sorry! You've never seen me like this.. I-.. I was afraid you'd be disgusted.." you looked down at the grass, your ears lowering, in a sad manner. He was angry at you, but he couldn't help but feel bad, letting out a huff. It felt like someone was pulling out his heart, so.. he knelt down, his fingers hooking under your chin and lifting it up. Making you look at him "my tìyawn.." he started "I will never be disgusted in something thats natural.. so do not fret my yawne.." he leaned closer, and naturally you did as well.. his lips capturing yours, the hand under your chin moved behind your neck, grabbing it roughly. You let out a soft moan, moving your hands onto his chest. You where smaller than a avrage Na'vi. Even for your species, so why was it even more of a turn on when he easily loomed over your small body, even though your torso and arms where bigger. You where still so small. He moved closer, as his other hand snaked around your waist. Pulling you into him. Your crotch making contact with his skin, it made you flinch and mewl softly, you wanted him so badly.. feeling the length of your girth slowly creep out, causing you to become even more flustered. Pulling away you gasped softly for that sweet air. And so did he, fuck.. he was so hot when he looked down at you. A smirk crossing his lips as he saw your expression, you quickly looked away attempting to hide your face, but little did you know, you fucked up-

He moved both hands onto your hips before lifting you up, and slamming you up against the trunk. His body was against yours, his hips aggressively rutting up against yours, making you attempt to buck your hips into his. From the sudden friction, moans escaping your parted lips. Your legs wrapping around his hips, "Tsu'tey.. T-Tes'tey" you whimpered out, "please.. ruin me, my love" you moaned softly throwing your head back. He didn't need you to ask twice before using one of his hands to rip off your loincloth, and his. Your length was normal size to you, but when you saw his, it was much bigger than yours, no matter how meny times you've seen his length, it always shocked you, and he was big enough that when he pushed it inside of your hole, it would always have that burning feeling.. and you loved it,

You where already leaking precum. Tsu'tey just chuckled in amusement, "so needy.." he whispered in your ear "what a needy little boy you are tìyawn," his teasing words only made it worse. Only whimpering in response, you flinched at the sudden contact of his hand wrapping around your girth, a sharp gasp escaped your lips, moving a hand onto his as the other rested on his shoulder. Watching him painfuly slowly move his roughed hand up.. then down, while peppering kisses in hickeys at the exposed skin on your neck and shoulders. You shuddered in moaned softly as he continued his assault, "you taste so sweet yawntutsyìp.." he cooed softly against the shell of your ear. His length grinding against your inner thigh, as he continues to tease you. "Please! Please.. Tsu'tey.. I need you!" You whined, throwing your head back as you close your eyes tightly. His ego only grew as you begged for him, you always became undone just by a few touches from him. Angling his hips, you felt his tip poke and prod against your hole. Before slowly pushing into you. You moaned softly, your chest rising in falling at a steady pace as he started to ease more of himself into you. You moved your hand from his shoulder, covering your mouth with it to muffle some of the more loud moans that threatened to escape your lips. Leaning your head against his shoulder, he suddenly snapped his hips up against yours. A loud mewl escaped your lips, moving your other hand around his neck. Nails beginning to dig into his skin, your girth twitched in throbbed. Moving both of his hands tightly on your hips, before almost pulling out all the way, just to slam them against your hips at a rough pace, he groaned in grunted in your ear as you couldn't help but mewl out in pleasure, it was music to his ears. Your cock was rubbing up against his stomach. And fuck it felt so amazing, moving your hand away from your mouth as you gripped onto his forarm. Bitting down on his collar bone, which earned a small moan from Tsu'tey. And it just egged him on to be more rough with you, pressing you up against the trunk again as he pressed his body into yours. The wood scratching against your baby blue skin. His nails digging into your ass, "so good for me.. Tanhi" he purred out as he picked up the pace, his girth grinded against that one part that always made you come undone before him. You felt that familiar coil building up inside of you, as he began to pick up speed,

Fuckk.. you where so drunk on his cock, whimpering and moaning, moving your head against the tree again as he continued to thrust into you, you felt his braids brush against your warm skin. His hot breath brushed against you.. it sent chills down your spine "mmh! T-Tsu'tey.. I- please! D-Dont stop.."you rasped out as his sharp teeth nipped at your bare skin. You where too distracted to hear a set of footsteps starting to approach, but Tsu'tey noticed, he had easily caged your smaller form under him, as his eyes darted twords a young warrior. They had smelled something sweet, but wasn't expecting to see Tsu'tey and you. His ears pinned back as he let out a low growl.. he had slowed down with his thrusting, you whimpered an squirmed in response.. your eyes had closed from the intense pleasure, the young warrior quickly turned away and ran off. He huffed in annoyance, he'll deal with them later.. looking back down at you, he hummed softly before capturing your lips with his, you whined into the heated kiss. As he leaned back, braking the kiss. He picked up the pace again. Knees digging into the dirt and moss as he pushed you up against the tree more, as the bark dug more into your skin, making red beads swell "so needy.. what a mess." He muttered, has he huffed in groaned from how tight you where that coil in you grew closer "a-ah.. I'm close.. d-don't stop..!" He only picked up his brutal pace, "cum for me my  tìyawn" he nipped at your ear. Suddenly Jerking back as you arched your back. That coil inside of you snapped as you dug your nails into his back. Your cock pulsated as you grinded against him, ropes of cum shooting out of your tip. Moaning loudly, as he rolled his hips against you, letting you ride out your high, growling as he harshly thrusted his hips into yours at a brutal pace again, trying to catch his own release. Groaning in grunting in your ear, as you started to go limp in his arms. His climax had approached quickly before stuffing his seed inside of you.

    

       ....

               ...

                       ..

He gently dabbed the wet rag against your back you hummed softly, you where in his lap, his tail rested ontop of yours, as a quiet purr erupted from your body as his lips gently press against your cheek. "I'm sorry my tìyawn.. I didn't mean to make you bleed" he murmured softly, as a pinch of guilt started to form. "My love, do not fret. It doesn't hurt anymore!" You chimed with that sweet smile pulling at your lips when you look up at him, he leaned close to you before gently pecking your lips.

[sanzuballs]

zoro makeup sex

ft. zoro. duh. || nsfw

LIVE LAUGH ZORO. this is gonna be pretty spicy im scared omg i never write stuff like this. im excited tho so enjoy my munchkins

——————-

all day zoro had shown you barely any attention, like at all. he had been super duper busy training and when you tried to say hi he just ignored you. this actually had been going on for a while now, a few days. when you had truly realized how long this had been going on, you were pretty hurt and mad.

“have you seen y/n, nami?” zoro asks.

“mmmm, im afriad not. she might be in the guest room. shes not in your guys’ room?” nami scratches her head, thinking hard.

“shes not but thanks.” zoro sighs and stomps off to the guest bedroom.

“y/n? you in there?” zoro furrows his eyebrows then leans close to the wooden door and hears faint sobbing. he couldnt help but bust the door open.

“y/n?!!” he clutches your shoulder as he sees you on the bed of the guest bedroom crying.

“zoro dont act all buddy with me now! youve been a fucking jerk to me.” you said with tears spilling down your puffy cheeks.

zoros glare softens. his body becomes less tense. he leans in for a kiss. then he wraps his arms around you. you grab hard on him as he positions you on his thigh.

“m’ sorry.” he pulls away then looks in your eyes. you could tell he felt akaward.

“shut up.” you try to make a serious face you start laughing through your tears. missing his touch, you hide your face by wrapping your arms around his neck.

he starts to slowly suck on your neck, you missed his touch more than anything.

“been trying hard to master a certian sword skill. sorry.” he whispers out.

then he accidentally moves the thigh your sitting on and it rubs right against your clit, which was only covered by a thin pair of panties. you couldnt help but let out a small moan. then you started slowly rocking on his musclar thigh.

“its okay.” you grasp tighty around his neck. “i should of told you something was bothering me.”

“no its my fault. let me show you how much i love you.” he trails his calloused hands down your waist and flips you on your back. “youre beautiful.” zoro wasnt a man if many words so when he did give you compliments, they felt so amazing. you hid the blush that decorated your cheeks. his hand came up to bring that hand behind your back. he bent down to use his mouth to take your soaked panties off. you clenched your thigh together and started rubbing your thighs together.

“dont do that, baby.” zoro says. then you felt the girth of two fingers in your pussy. you couldnt help but yelp. “youre killing me, i can barely move.” he slowly drags his thick fingers in and out of your soaking pussy. “let me hear you cmon.”

after he said that you couldnt shut up. things like “zoro yes!”, “m’ feels good!”, “missed you!” kept coming out of your mouth. when you started just getting incoherent, zoro knew you were close.

“i wanna feel you when you cum.” he quickly pulls his fingers out of your heat then you moan at the sudden loss of his fingers.

then they were soon replaced by his dick.

“oohh fuckk..” his head goes up and you see his adams apple poke out. he bottoms out in you. at this point, youre on edge and just want to cum. you start riding his dick but then his hands come down on your waist. then he takes a breath in and starts thrusting inside of you. you start mumbling and moaning so hard you were sure that everyone heard you.

then you could feel that warm feeling in yout tummy. you were gonna cum but it felt different this time. before you could figure out, a clear liquid comes out of your pussy. zoro stops in awe for a second.

“you squirted, thats so cute.” he smirks at you but then he doesnt stop thrusting.

“one more time baby.”

[itsmarsss]

me reading the chapter actuauly

ogm omfgdsjg; d i cant this is so much blitzo constantly thinking of readers words and them lingering in his mind omg i need them to make up i cannot stand this wht he hell he think that no one will be there to cross out the o but i guarantee reader with her saggy ass and titties (as an old lady) would cross the rings to do so

him hating the weekend sfngdg i canot your depictions of him feel so in character it makes me think you are a writer for the show i cannot believe that this fic is literally changing my life (for the better) ofmfks

SEEING THAT TEY TEXTED CONSISTENLY AND IT MADE HIM NOT HATE WEEKENDS AS MUCHDSG and they made it a habit to spend the weeksends together to hate them less i cannot stnat this omsg my heart

"Maybe it’ll be in one of those days when he’ll be climbing up Stolas’ balcony and then he’ll slip and fall and break all his bones only to be found dead on the grass surrounded by ball gags and anal plugs" this took me out SO BAD lmfao i just stared at my screen like

BUT THEN IMEDDIENYL HAD TO TURN AWAY BC OF THE "PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT FOLDER"

mars when i actch you mars i will fnaf jumpscare you irl this is not it. BABRIE AND HIS MOM WHAT IF I BROKE DOWN??? THEN YOU FOLLOW IT UP WITH "blitz is a 35year old single father who kills people...But in this moment… he just wants his mama." LIKE??? HOW DARE YOU ???? THAT IS SUCH A SORE SPOT BC I FEEL LIKE CRYING EVERYTIME I HEAR AB OLD POPEL MISSING THEIR PARENTS AND IT SLIKE FUGHG crying as i think ab it actually whi cant stand this

then his thought process the whole party omg he literally just wanted an escape to not feel. i cant do this anymore him asking loona to call him dad i crided

then when they leave he pulls out his phone to draw and i jsut sdjfdg i died

NOW FOR THE CONVO WITH STOLAS?? UFHH you probably grabbed it from the many ss of their messages that are shown but still omg his immediate backtracking made me want to pull my hair out bc no thats not how you talk UGHHH

then him asking loona if she would be there when he is old and she is like "ill be there dad" i cant i fucking hate this show why would they do that to me (then he vomits)

literally me after reading blitz portion

FIZZ FIDNING READER OGM he must've felt bad bc he was liek "fuckk that was the chick with blitz and stolas oph shit fuck cock"

reader having no one other than ozzie (in that moment) to go to ufhg (get this woman some friends) and their whole convo what if i

her asking ozzie if he thinks she stupid bc blitz words are echoing in her mind just as much as hers did in his omg i need them to kiss and make up please someone grow communcation skills FUCKING

stolas message with her is so late i cant stand this i think i wills start fcrying again

also her expecting a "fuck you" message from blitz only to get something that made her feel better mars stop this

this is madness when i get you i am shaking you really hard LMFAO

anyways those are my thoughts plz tell my u times this bc idk how long this took

this is the most in-depth comment anyone's ever sent me for my writing and i actually wanna cry

every time you talk about how invested in this you are and how much you love it i feel like crying djmdjmvjfk its just like i cant believe someone would care enough to leave me THIS this is so cool and so fucking nice!!

the thing about how he used to hate weekends because it meant he'd be alone and how he stopped hating them once reader came into his life came from a little blurb thingy i never ended up posting, and i felt it fit right into this chapter!

i liked writing this one a lot because the chaos in blitzos head allowed me to be all over the place and cover a lot of different stuff at once lol it was pretty cool

whenever anyone says something abt my writing being really in character it makes me feel so proud i just get so happy that it feels like ya know im taking these characters people care so much for that they're reading fanfiction about them and writing them from my perception and its so cool to have people feel like im doing them justice!!

the death with the sex toys part was a... choice lmao i thought it'd be funny to use the way blitzo's thoughts are all over the place to convey how easily they go from dumb thoughts to really depressive ones

oh the asking loona to call him dad again was added just to hurt yall i wont make excuses its there to be evil lol

yeah the convo w stolas was mostly taken out of the texts we see in stolas' phone in western energy, but i altered a few things here and there but yeah omfg what always got me with those texts is exactly that. like hes so so desperate to have things be okay he backtracks everything he's trying to say just to not feel that blitz is mad at him

i thought i could also add the layer of blitzo beeing too drunk to reply properly which is another reason for the texts to seem so cold

and ohhh yeah the thing with fizz finding her is that its both a 'fuck what i did hurt this girl' and also that kind of 'idk what to do rn' feeling of interacting with your partner's friends who you're not close enough to to have like a real conversation with lol

yeahhh im glad it was possible to catch that lol the chapter was v blitzo centered so we go through reader's pov of things very wuickly but yeah what blitz said abt her kept echoing in her mind just as much as what she said to him did in his!!

i thought the whole 'expecting a fuck you' thing would be fun to add in considering he does consider sending her a fuck you text in the beginning of the chapter lol

and seriously i think having the doodle there instead of just a description of it made it all so much more motional thank you so so much for it!!! i hope you liked the birthday gift!!!! happy birthday babes!!!!!

[puppybong]

My dog is mad as fuckk im screaming fall out boy lyrics but well guess what im putting your dinner bowl on the counter