#FUCKING HELLO?

[serial-unaliver]

It’s crazy to see that you’re 10 years older than me and still bitching and whining about stuff that I stopped complaining about when I was 12. We get it. Sexual harassment is bad but unfortunately, DUE TO THEIR CIRCUMSTANCES, some people are weird enough to want more of it. But due to your blatant lack of sympathy for people you don’t understand, you ignore those circumstances. I mean just look at me. Experienced nothing but sexual harassment before I was even old enough to understand the weight of desire. For years after that, nobody even looked at me in a weird way. I’ve never had a real boyfriend, at least not one who actually loved me. I miss the feeling of being wanted, and I miss the feeling of being wanted so much that I’m no longer a person to somebody. I would kill to be treated horribly again, because it means that they chose me of all people. True love is dead, and being objectified is the only thing left in the world that can make me feel loved. Might not happen to me but it clearly happens to you. Maybe instead of crying at every word spoken to you, you can either deal with it APPROPRIATELY (as in not crying about it online) or be weird like me and accept it.

But anyways back to my point you need to grow tf up and stop posting statements we’ve all heard millions of times before. Deal with it gracefully like a mature adult LOLLLLL

[sunset-synthetica]

Karl Marx/Abraham Lincoln yaoi????

[aropride]

(ID: a uquiz question titled "out of these, which one would you say !?" the options are: kill yourself [insert slur here]; its okay to smoke if its in a lana del rey way; Yeah lol, I hate blacks; omg you like sanrio too !?; uhmmm... cringe! kill yourself :3; dont mess with me... you dont want to see my dark side... (satire); [insert name here] is best girl; meow; proshipping is fine lmao, its just fiction; being a baby will not prevent me from shooting you; and HOW DO I GET THIS PERSPECTIVE RIGHT!!! *sobbing noises*". all repeated punctuation was shortened for screenreader accessibility. end ID)

ARE THESE THE ONLY OPTIONS???

[snackugaki]

;n; no one cawed back about the Rhythm Nation era Janet Jackson tribute I put in tactical!Venus’ design 

and then I realized a shitton of y’all were, with love, born well after I gained ambulatory independence and so I will educate the kids on 80s Janet Jackson, and also how to let the things around you inform, influence, and fuel your own creative decisions because truly? there are no original ideas (encouraging)

[goomeow]

"theres no way its kicking in this soon youre being placeboed" [brain starts vibrating]

[agdab]

SO TOOTHPASTE ISNT SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOUR MOUITH BURN AND TINGLE AND SHIT? IT WAS JUST THE FUCKING COCONUT IN THERE? ALL THIS TIME?

[dysaniadisorder]

cool! google docs' new update! makes it literally impossible to switch between accounts

[liferetainsitssparkle]

WHY are the tags doing that

[ozomatli]

[meteoritesystem]

INSANE thing to say

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[inkskinned]

how do i contact apple bc actually i am currently going through an internet story but i don't have twitter.

which is to say that 3 weeks ago i was on vacation to the Azores with my family. due to girl pockets (iykyk) my phone fucking jumped into the ocean literally only because i lifted my leg above a 30 degree angle to avoid a wave. the phone was black. the sand was black. it was night. i had waded in about 2 feet deep. i think my guardian angel just closed his eyes.

i immediately reached a state of peace about it. maybe it was a sign from god or the universe. don't we all need to unplug. let's live in the moment or whatever. also, let's give the crabs technology, i just think it would be funny.

i come home. i haven't backed up my phone in a while (lol since 2022) and the shitty replacement i got is literally useless. i lost pictures of newborn babies. i lost contacts. i have to wrangle things together that need 2-factor authentication with a phone that's in the fucking ocean.

and then today i got this notification.

What in the everfuck. are you kidding me. this thing was IN THE OCEAN. like the ACTUAL OCEAN. like originally "find my phone" was reporting it as ABSENT.

and then i get this email:

she found it while she was SNORKLING. at the bottom of the actual ocean. it's been there for 3 weeks.

IT STILL WORKS.

which is to say. like how do i get her anything she wants, forever. i don't have any money but i would buy her a fucking boat of iphones to thank her. how do we get apple to give me a commercial. if nothing else i just want people to know that someone found my phone at the bottom of the ocean because how fucking fake of a story does this even sound.

what's going on. hello????????

[posallys]

percy when someone asks who's the head councilor of the poseidon cabin

[monsterqueers]

Hey if people are thinking of 'stockpiling HRT' and you are doing it with Testosterone, be aware that is a controlled substance and doing this WILL GET YOU A FELONY CHARGE IF YOU ARE CAUGHT (and it would be very easy for this to happen through the way those posts reccomend).

Its your decision if you want to risk imprisonment (and then definitely losing hrt access), but be aware of the serious consequences- especially if you are recommending this to people!

If you do this with E, you get a slap on the wrist. If you do this with T its a felony. A felony charge deeply effects everything you do. Its not just hard to DYI T, its MANY TIMES LEGALLY RISKIER AND HARDER.

[peachpopfizz]

pov you are jorge rivera herrans 5 minutes after causing your fans severe psychological damage

[queerpanicking]

here’s something I never thought I’d see in a transcript