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[sexysilverstrider]

GILL LOVECRAFT THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

[starlostastronaut]

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

I'm so sane

cubbs- bdjdjdjsnna

i want him to fuck me in that very top

i mean he looks very pretty- i will be thinking about this seungmin for a long long time- 🫠🔥😫😍

[rileyh20]

no but here’s my thoughts from spoilers and friends discussing teen wolf tell me if im wrong cuz

What the fuck stiles has dementia and they never even discuss it again?????

He has a SPARK?????????? And WE JUST NEVER DISCUSS IT??????

UM WHAT THE HELL WITH THE MOVIE RHEY ELLY JUST SAUD “ohhhh sterek yeah it was complicated 🗣️” 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈???????

Scott is a bad friend like he says he’s gonna be there for him in the hospital then immediately leaves the room?? And that’s supposed to be emotional?? It feels kinda tacky idk

the whole dementia thing omg the fact it’s the same type his mom had that killed her???? wtf

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[damicantpost]

Tall fuck. Give me the height. I was supposed to be at least 5'0 but I got this shit >:(

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[ape-escaper]

-steals someone entire blog- hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe evile... fucked up.......

[cowboyshit]

it looks like matt says "are we cool?" and hangman looks like he's kind of mocking him and appears to say "we cool? fuck no" and then flips him off

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[the-funkiest-penguin]

I JUST REALISED I FORGOT TO ASK WHICH NUMBERS FOR THE DA THING SO HERE U GO: 1,4,5,6,17, 20, 21, 22, 25,26,28, 41-43, 45-47, 49, 51-54, 57, 73, 98-101 !!!

How did you get into Dragon Age? @gaymightynein told me there was a black bisexual pirate captain lady and that was the end of that tbh

What was your first Warden (gender/class/race/personality)? She was a rogue dalish elf (kinda my thing), and she was a sassy hoe, and she was a dumbass hoe who fell head over heels with Alistair (it was me i was in love with him) but yea

What was your first Hawke like (gender/class/temperament)? Well, my first Hawke was called Karis and she was Tired Tee Em. She was exhausted and at some point she kind of just does that John Mulaney bit where he’s like ‘it might as well just happen’ i mean her mother gets murdered by someone who makes his own little frankenstein’s bride LEAVE HER ALONE

First Inquisitor (gender/class/race/personality)? Lunas, rogue, dalish elf, you know the dealio. I imagined her very anti-responsibility and very very sneaky and one day she wakes up and her hand is glowing and there are two ladies yelling at her and frankly she’s kinda yanked along on this adventure that she would most definitely prefer not to be a part of and for fuck’s sake she doesn’t even believe in the Maker why do people keep worshipping her as the Herald?? She didn’t ask for this??? She just wanted to be sneaky?? 

What did you name your Mabari? Pluto!! Because it was my favourite planet, and then i watched a mickey mouse thing and i had to find a new name for my mabari. 

Was everyone loyal at the end? Hmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Wait, for DAO or DA2? Bc DA2 everyone loved me but for DAO Alistair leaves me and becomes a drunk or something. Why? Because he’s an idiot. 

Did Hawke side with the Mages or Templars? …. Templars. But my logic was that it would be easier to save mages if you pretended to be on the Templars side, but i forgot that it’s a game that treats any complex decision like it’s black and white. i was entirely neutral up until that point. 

Favorite DA2 party combo? izzy, Merrill, Seb/Varric. Or Izzy, Anders, and Varric. Not necessarily useful, but the party banter was 10/10. Fenris i didn’t really appreciate until my second playthrough. 

Favorite DA:I place? SKYHOLD. I LOVE SKYHOLD TO BITS. HAVEN CAN SUCK MY TIT SKYHOLD 4EVA (the wastes are also pretty but fuck it’s annoying)

Did your Inquisitor choose the Mages or the Templars? … TemplARS I CAN EXPLAIN- 

Which did you leave behind (Abyss)? lol first time i accidentally clicked hawke and i went back and i re-did the boss bc i don’t want to live with that kinda responsibility

Inquisitor’s feelings on being the Herald of Andraste? ‘YoU KNOw Who elSE can SUCK MY TiT-?’ She was a proud Dalish elf, of course she hated it, and she kept saying it until it got exhausting. I remember there’s this castle fort thing in the hinterlands where there’s a woman that’s like “You can’t be Andraste’s Herald, you’re an elf!’ and first playthrough I was like ‘CoME AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE’ and the second playthrough I was like ‘This woman gets it, everyone listen to her.’

Who did you romance in your first playthrough for each game? Ahem. Alistair. Isabela. … Cullen. I know I hate it. 

Who do you wish you could romance that you can’t? DORIAN. God I love him. 

Favorite romance overall so far? Yeah, okay. So I like Alistair. And what. Fight me. 

Which 3 DA characters would you want as your best friends? Varric, Varric and Varric. Also maybe Izzy, but mainly Varric. 

A character you’d love to drop in a volcano and forget about? DA2 Anders. Awakening Anders was the fucking best. 

Best antagonist in the series?  Ehhhh, I guess Anora? All the other villains are kinda shitty, and Anora is at least a vaguely interesting back-stabbing whore. 

Worst antagonist in the series? Solas. He antagonised me, okay? 

Something you do in EVERY DA playthrough, no matter what? Be a rogue. Like me some stabby stabby. 

Favorite Warden/Hawke/Inquisitor headcanons (any or all)? Inquisitor is obsessed with dragons. She loves them an unhealthy amount, and she loves/hates killing them. Hawke is an alcoholic but she’s good at it. She can count the amount of times she drank Isabela under the table, and remembers at least one of those times. Another Hawke one is that Varric deals with her love life with a devastating efficiency, and that’s why they are best friends. All my Warden headcanons are sad. 

Favorite non-Player Character headcanons? Sandal is a God. 

That One Headcanon that hurts to think about? How long it took Hawke to leave the house after she found her mother dead? Inquisitor coming back from the Fade like ‘yes we won but everything is awful’ and coming home like ‘at least i have someone who loves me’ and Josie is like ‘yoooo i am engaged haha what’s up with you’? Warden not caring if she died in the battle in Denerim bc what’s the point? Eh, take your pick. 

Fluffiest headcanon ever? Aveline is a panic baker. They all found out about this the day before her Guard Captain test.

Who would you date if you could (as you, not your OC)? Yeah, Alistair. Seems the healthiest option tbh. And that is saying A LOT. 

Who has the best character arc overall? Varric. 

Who was written really poorly? DA2 Anders come here and fucking fight me

Favorite OST song(s)? I am a slut for In Your Heart Shall Burn, i just think it is the sexiest battle music in existence (it’s not even the proper thing, it’s like a build-up, a foreplay if you will, and it just kinda really get’s me going, even if it is really short.)

Did you get someone into DA? I know you didn’t ask this but heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

If you could be any non-Human DA species, which and why? Elf. Because I love em. They are great.

Where would you live (Fereldan, Orlais, Free Marches etc?) ANTIVA BITCH YOU SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL ZEV AND JOSIE ARE HAVE YOU HEARD THAT ACCENT HAVE YOU FELT THE LEATHER BOOTS

Circle, Templar, Chantry, Guard, Seeker, Inquisition, or none? Eh, if I had to I would choose the Inquisition. 

If you could meet your Warden/Hawke/Inquisitor, what would you say? You did good, buddy. You did good.

Took a few months don’t mind me I am procrastinating and in a mood  i love you ben

[sapphirenuke]

"The fewer you have, the more valuable one is" fuck you that applies to literally anything.

Joker: the fewer you have, the more valuable one is.

Riddler: A friend?

Joker: ehehhehehehehehehe

Joker: the fewer you have, the more valuable one is.

Riddler: a laugh?

Joker: ehehehehehehehehehehe

Joker: the fewer you have, the more valuable one is.

Riddler: A diamond?

Joker: hehehhcdhshahshehhehehehe

Joker: the fewer you have, the more valuable one is.

Riddler: examples for answers to this question?

Joker: hehehehhehehehehehehehehehe

Joker: riddler

Riddler: question question question

Riddler: hehehehehhehehehhehheehehe

Joker: hehehehehehehehehehehehehee

Joker: the fewer you have the more valuea le ir is.

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Riddler's: hehehehehehehehehehehehheheehe

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[dear-happypills]

me: even if the whole world is smiling,

and you aren’t. then i will freaking slap everyone in this world so that they stop smiling, and your pouty face is the closest thing to a smile.

happypills:  ... are you like practicing a line or something?

me: no. just something i thought once..

happypills: or is that your confession towards me.

me: no, shut up. 

happypills: no it’s okay. i’ll smile for you :D  :D   :DDDD

me: shut up...

happypills: AWWW someone’s simping.

me: ... i just. don’t think i deserve to make anyone smile.

happypills: don’t worry bruh -- you’re not very good even if you tried. BUTTT maybeee youuuu should smile for a change. HERE> like this. :D

me: like this :D?

happypills: HOLY.. .wtf is that... face. ehhw.

me:... I did exactly what you did. :D

happyills: SHIT . CAN YOU STOP.. i need to go wash out my eyes.

me: .WWWHHAT THE HELL. you try.

happypills: :D

me: eh.

happypills: now you’re just saying that cuz I fried you. here look again :D

me: EH.

happypills: you don’t even KNOWWW. THIS FACE :D --  LOOK AGAIN> THIS FACE :DDDD right here.-- :D

me: YES YES i see it -_-

happypills: yea well, it’s THE trending face on... ... on fucking vogue.

me: PWUH.  hahaha what? you don’t even watch vogue.

happypills: wait. i thought it was a magazine\

me: i thought youuu knew...

happypills: no i don’t fucking know. it was just.. a phrase. i was just freestyling.

me: why don’t you stick to colloqials within our realm... why are you deviating to some random sh.. .oh bro. NOooo.....  ARE YOU HIGH?

happypills: NO.

me: YOU AREEE. aren’t youuu??? wow. how dare you.

happypills: okay to be fair. you brought out that random shit about bitch slapping the whole world so that your bitch could be a bit happier. AND YOU SAY I’M HIGH FOR BEING “random”?

me: ow man. emotions aren’t random.

happypills: OH. AND YOU DON’T THINK I WAS BEING EMOTIONAL???

me: ..........................................ehehehehehehehehehhe. i guess we are kinda hard to read. lolllllllllllll

happypills:  hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. 

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[red-hoodie-todd]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...

the fuck

[nekosd43]

69 (i didn't even look what it is yet but hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe)

69:  Answer number 60 like it was a “fuck, marry, kill” rhetorical.

Alright then well

60:  Dragons, dinosaurs, or aliens?

Uuuuuh.... Kill dinosaurs, because I’m not losing anything there I didn’t already have.  Marry Dragons because they can be intelligent?  Maybe I’ll meet a nice silver one.

I’d defo fuck an alien tho.