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He starts reading the assignment you submitted right in front of you...

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Day 7 of #Veiltober - Davrin Griffon Daddy.

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how many of their dates do u think end up like this.

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H….hi Detective…. I got something needs investigatin’ 😳

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Tiktok doesn’t want me to have freaky sex :(

context:

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"Blorbo from my shows" this, "blorbo from my videogames" that. What about "blorbo from my DnD game" that only three other people know. Do you ever think about that-

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"he would not fucking say that" i say with disgust, but im not talking about characterization im talking about his, like, vocabulary

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...the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot. V FOR VENDETTA 2005 — dir. James McTeigue

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a bunch of gales

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drew all the little guys together

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don't tell me he doesn't take naps on his balcony

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It has come to my attention that there are exactly two ways people draw Bill Cipher

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Positive affirmations:

I deserve a halberd

I should be given a halberd

People want me to have a halberd

I can be trusted to own a halberd

I will be given a halberd one day

People will think my halberd is incredibly hot

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I wish you to feel warm in the coming cold days