#FUCK YOU NEW ORLEANS
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IT IS 7AM AND I HAVE NOT SLEPT
I just spent the past hour trying to find where Renfield's apartment Is for a fic JUST SO I COULD IMAGINE HOW FAR IT IS FROM THE HOSPITAL AND LOBO MANSION
I feel crazy. I feel unhinged. I want to sleep
It was like a wild goose chase because I kept looking at the shots of the apartment In the movie where Its literally called SUNRISE TOWER but It Isn't called that In real life!!!! So then thankfully there was a building that had Its actual name on It In the movie thats near the apartment so I FINALLY found It but now I've aged 50 years from stress
Also the worst thing Is the apartment Isn't even blue Irl!!!!!!!! ITS WHITE AND BLACK. WHERES THE JOY. WHERES THE WHIMSY. FUCK YOU NEW ORLEANS
#renfield#FUCK YOU NEW ORLEANS#I spent so long looking around the general area around the old charity hospital and cafe du monde AND IT WAS RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE#fuck new orleans fuck you fuck you fuck you#Its a 50 minute walk from the hospital btw#and an hour walk from the lobo mansion#I need to lay down#every day the renfield autism gets stronger#Its called crystal Inn btw#I've lost It
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Not a day goes by where I do think of Claudia Eparvier (formerly De Lioncourt Du Lac) the love she never received and the way it appeared when she was no longer there, I think about her bloodlust and her ache to be full, her growth the fight she had to fight to actually claim her womanhood to be seen and heard and how little time she had with that feeling, I think about the love she found and how beautiful it was, how she was the most vampire to ever vampire, she got it when none of those self hating bastards did and considering how little time she had with it she speed ran that fucking shit.
#and I think about her mourning parents and the absolute fucking nerve of them#LESTAT DE LIONCOURT IF I EVER CATCH YOU IN THE STREETS OF NEW ORLEANS' IT IS OVER#THERE ARE NO EXCUSES I DON'T GIVE A#amc iwtv#claudia#claudia eparvier#claudia du pointe du lac#claudia de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#also im not excusing Louis YOU DICKMATISED TRAUMATIZED BITCH#I LOVE YOU BUT JESUS CHRIST YOU NEEDED ADOPTION SCREEN THAT IS NOT A HEALTHY HOME
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Sorry not sorry but Piper and Hazel being able to speak French to each other and understand it better than Leo and Reyna speaking Spanish to each other is still the funniest thing HOO ever did
#is it canon? no#but do i look like i care?#do you know how different puerto rican and mexican spanish are?#DO YOU KNOW HOW SIMILAR QUEBECOIS FRENCH AND NEW ORLEANS FRENCH ARE?#genuinely could go on abt this forever like WHY is this not capitalised off of more in the fandom#(it's bc most of the fandom don't speak either language and just go oh! spanish! surely there's no different dialects!!!!)#but yk not the point rn#piper mclean#hazel levesque#reyna avila ramirez arillano#reyna avila ramirez arellano#leo valdez#and it would be hazel and piper's second language but leo and reyna's first language like cmon#cmon. is that not fucking hilarious#am i the only one laughing rn
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Alive!Noah: I am wanted by the law and I deserve it, for betraying my friends and causing the death of my best friend/potential lover. I am the worst person to ever walk this planet-
Alive!MC: Fuck yeah, be gay and do crimes
#connor's going to bail them out#you don't want to know how long this very shittily edited image took to make#noah: i will spend the rest of my days trying to fix my past mistakes#devon: we're going to new orleans and going to steal stuff and beat up people and it'll be fucking epic. i love the monster fighting life#noah x mc#noah/mc#ilitw!mc#ilitw#ilw#it lives within#it lives in the woods#noah marshall
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If i found out paul got turned into a vampire I wouldn't even be like holy shit vampires are real??? Or think he was lying or whatever. I'd be like oh yeah that tracks for him I guess
it's been said before and I'll say it again. the beatles live in an alternate plane of existence where the regular rules of what is and isn't real do not apply. if predestination and soulmates and ghosts can be real for paul then fuck it why not vampires. he's already metaphorically experiencing the weight of immortality anyway I hope that old man lives forever
#seized by a vision of lestat meeting paul at an awards ceremony and heavily implying he fucked john when he was in new orleans in the 70s#(said telepathically while slowly removing his sunglasses) ....he was thinking of you the whole time...
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If someone’s art makes you feel seen and understood— if an album rips your heart out, heals it and put it back—the logical next step isn’t for you to be weird and cross boundaries with the artist online or out in public. Don’t address her in ways she specifically asked not to be. Don’t approach them expecting something. BUY A CONCERT TICKET AND CRY IN THE STANDS LIKE A NORMAL FAN.
Leave Chappell alone. Apologize to Mitski.
Be for real.
Actually I’m gonna give y’all some advice.
Four words: “I love your work.”
An old phrase that we used to say often. It gets the point across and when you say it to a celeb you run into you’ll get a better reaction. It’s quick enough for passing by them in the airport. It’s nice enough as an opener before asking for a picture. Best of all it’s sincere and about what they do instead of who they are personally (which is none of your business). You love their work and got a chance to tell them without spilling your guts all over the floor.
Say it with me: “I love your work.”
You’re welcome.
#celebrities come to hide in New Orleans because we are not starstruck and weird#so it is physically painful for me to watch y’all interact with Chappell and Doja and Mitski#fucking RELAX#ACT LIKE YOU BEEN SOMEWHERE BEFORE
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wish i had taken better pictures while i was in new orleans but i almost gave myself heat exhaustion/a heat stroke walking to the gay vampire house. here's some proof of my follies though :)
#maybe walking around new orleans on one of the hottest days of the year was not such a great idea#when you have me comparing july florida weather favorably to something you know something's fucked up
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we’ve swung so hard from the one evil conclusion (Louis is a horrible person who deserves the awful things that have been inflicted on him) that now we’re on the equally evil and terribly boring side of Louis is an angel and you cannot argue he was being cruel or manipulative in any of his relationships. like yes he was. he was genuinely horrible to Armand, even if Armand was playing some 5d chess game the whole time. Louis is cruel, relentless and deeply selfish in every relationship he enters. Which is why it is positively baffling to read people reacting with anger when meta or discussion arises about Louis’ negative traits or behaviour? especially when they’re arguing against things that Jacob Anderson has said in interviews? 100% valid to want to protect Louis and acknowledge that a significant proportion of fandom are harsher on him than on his peers, but that does not make him an angel and it’s not racially motivated to call the vicious selfish vampire a vicious selfish vampire. that’s the appeal of him!!! love him as is stop flattening him
#like you can’t act as if it’s not emotionally abusive to start a relationship by basically telling your partner#I’m using you for my own whims and to punish my ex so even though I love you you’re going to know your main use is being a tool for me#insanely cruel! deeply manipulative!#he hurts Claudia even though SHE TELLS HIM at the ACTUAL TIME that he’s doing it!#he won’t shut up about Lestat even when he’s spending time with Armand…. BANANAS#he’s so cruel. love him!!!!#like Jacob says ‘yeah there was a clear pimp and slave undertone to the entire dynamic with Armand’ and people are outright going#‘no actually I refuse to believe that’ LISTEN TO HIM?????? HE’S LITERALLY LDPDL?????#like there are some absolute garbage people trying to act like lestat was the victim in the New Orleans relationship#(c’mon. he fucking admitted it was abuse at the trial and Louis deserved to kill him)#but flattening Louis is not helping anyone#I’m wading into hell but I’ll do anything for Louis. beloved#iwtv#interview with the vampire#LDPDL#louis de pointe du lac
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Hellooo 💕
📻—• “Why hello dear.~”
#ALASTOR#ME#I AM ALASTOR#PHONES SUCK#radio killed the video star#HAHAHA FUCK YOU VOX#ROSIE IS A GOOD ANGEL!#radiorose#rosie hazbin hotel#rosie the cannibal#alastor altruist#IM ALASTOR#alastor and rosie#the radio demon#alastor the radio demon#radiobelle#jazz music#JAZZ JAZZ NEW ORLEANS!
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when its spring and so the weather is making me feel like i should be in sf again -_______________-
#guys i think the fact that i miss it soooooo much all the time means something. but fuck off if you think i can afford to live there 😑😑😑😑😑#because i literally never miss new orleans. it was fun but not like oh my god i need to go back.
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Mmm Jeanne
#servants cant learn new stuff (i'll talk about jalter in a second) therefore#jeanne shouldnt know how to read or write#we actually Dont get a confirmation that she can do those things in summer 3. because the book that jalter thought jeanne wrote#was actually Her own book#jeanne works with marie. maybe she comes up with the ideas and does rough drawings that marie would be Delighted to bring to life#marie reads to jeanne is my image#jalter taught herself how to read and write and i think that was possible because of the unstability of her existence#if you try to teach jeanne how to read and write it will stick for a second but if like idk 15-20 min pass she would likely find herself#unable to read again and her writting to be suboptimal#she can sign her own name ofc thats historical#she can recite the bible from memory iirc#i love jalter's ability to be her own person even if it comes with the fact that she is very much. an ephemeral dream#like her FCKING SKILL IS CALLED.#WHY MUST YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS FGO#anyway. now jeanne again but physical#oughhh thank u for the support in the tags when i said jeanne should have self image issues because she looked different in life#i hadnt fully talked bout it i just went with hair but yeah. i need to check again because im pretty sure her body wasnt Suuuper different#but i just gotta confirm#but im just so i love the idea of her just not liking the way she manifested abd not knowing Why she manifested like that#when there are Countless depictions of her with her short brown hair#sieg looks to the side whistling (its not his fault but he knows the pseudo servant part#and its probably a mix of . fate apocrypha's manifestation and of how some people imagined jeanne looked like#but it still upsets her#not that she'd ever complain to people#you can probably get it out of her tho#unrelated and only to those who reached this far: im thinking of a singularity set in 15th century orleans in the Middle of the hundred year#war. but the difference aint “oh jeanne d'arc came back to life evil” rather than “there seems to be a battle here where it shouldnt and oh#my god is that jeanne- oh god jeanne d'arc fucking died--#and chaldeas has to try and fix the war without living breathing jeanne d'arc#actually thats not the middle of the 100yearwar but yknow what i mean. also haha jk unless...
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made red beans and rice the other night and honestly american cuisine does fuck unbelievably
#evan says shit#i went to new orleans a little over a year ago. life altering culinary experience#(not that other cultures don’t have ‘rice beans veggie and meat cooked together’ as a dish#perhaps one of the most common Meal Archetypes#but this particular iteration. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm#wanted to put andouille in it but you can’t get it here. fucked up#maybe if i went a fancy butcher shop or something but why would i do that when i can go to lidl
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When are parents going to realize that seeing relatives and going to family reunions are not vacations😁
#going to New Orleans and Georgia only to sit the fuck around and not do ANYTHING#wow shit that I can do in my fucking room crazy#anyway don’t mind my vent#“’you can see relatives you’ve never seen before’ you talk to them all of 5 or ten minutes then fuck off#and i know I will probably forget their faces so🫠🫠
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lol man y'know i have this theory that louis is meant to make more sense to the audience about this--that there was initially a vibe of New Orleans Just Be Like That (And Everybody Knows). in the script that aired, the de Pointe du Lacs name-drop the Mayfair witches living nearby. and in an earlier draft of the script, there was "a young voodoo priest," Oncle Vervain, that Louis knows as a friend, who seemed to serve the purpose of clueing the audience in explicitly that supernatural forces were a thing in nola (maybe they cut him bc they realized this wasn't culturally sensitive; maybe they were like whoa goddamn, getting kinda close to the Magical Negro trope--nope; maybe they couldn't include him for time--idk if they've discussed it).
among things that happen in other scenes, Oncle Vervain meets Lestat and kinda hates him (bolding mine):
ONCLE VERVAIN (O.C.) Bon-swa-ray, Louis Lu Lac! [sic] Louis and Lestat turn around to see Oncle Verain creeping down the street with his Voodoo gear.
LOUIS Oncle! Get on here, got someone you need to know. Nawlins voodoo meet European voodoo. Lestat this is Oncle Vervain.
Lestat extends his hand. Oncle shakes it, stops still when he sees Lestat’s eyes.
LOUIS (CONT'D) Blood’s got powers we ain’t never seen round here.
Oncle Vervain drops Lestat’s hand, turns to Louis.
ONCLE VERVAIN (in Haitian) I know blood…This man has none.
LOUIS (In Haitian) This my friend. Come on, now.
Lestat and Oncle Vervain in a stare down. Louis tries to break the tension. LOUIS (CONT'D) I owe you for the gris gris, Oncle.
Louis offers Oncle a couple dollars.
ONCLE VERVAIN Can’t take that, brah.
LOUIS Good luck broke my way, Oncle. Go on now.
Oncle Vervain doesn’t take it, turns right around from where he came, muttering a prayer of protection to Papa Legba.
LOUIS (CONT'D) Fuck you, too. (to Lestat) More money for me.
And then Louis and Lestat go up to Lestat's townhouse and fuck and Lestat drinks his blood lol. so I mean, Oncle Vervain kinda had a lay of the land, lol.
so in earlier drafts, we get the sense Louis is explicitly, openly accepting of Lestat having unusual abilities, as one does (beyond stuff like the final version's "he's got tricks" line, and telling Lestat not to do that shit around his family), and just rolls with it. and it kinda also helps sell Lestat biting Louis/sucking his blood (AnD fLoATiNg lol) during their transcendent sex, and Louis not flipping his shit about that
but i will never stop laughing at the final version's impression of desperately dickmatized closeted louis compartmentalizing overtime because his eyes were on the prize and this weird hot intense frenchman was totally, totally going to give him the d if louis let him. relatable
Louis "least curious vampire to ever exist" de Point du Lac
#iwtv#the script went from 'sometimes you have supernatural sex in new orleans' to 'the sex was so fucking unhinged he drank my blood and#we levitated and the experience/orgasm intensity rearranged my life but meanwhile daniel#let me tell you about my gay crisis which is the bigger deal here' and#i kinda love that
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it's so so hot to watch a group of magicians rob a millionaire blind
#i'm watching now you see me again#i have a crush on all five of them#like i fucking love competence#and i really fucking love the new orleans show#it brings me great pleasure#the whole movie is one of my top ten favorites honestly#the way they all smart assedly reply to all his fucking questions
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Mardi Gras Carnivaler, United States of America, by Charles Fréger
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