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NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
#FUCK YOU FOR THAT#ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY CLAUDIA#YHIS ISNT A JOKE#tdp s5#tdp season 5#callum#callum tdp#tdp callum#claudia#claudia tdp#tdp claudia#tdp#the dragon prince#NOT FUNNY john mulaney mick jagger voice
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THAT VIDEO WAS CRAZY YALL OMFGGGGGG.
SPOILERS FOR THE MONARCHIAL SUMMIT VIDEO UNDER THE CUT
OK FIRST OFF. ALEXIS AND DARLIN CONFRONTATION??? SHE DID NOT HAVE TO ANTAGONIZE DARLIN LIKE THAT šš
THANK GOD SHE HONORED SAMāS WISHES BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT SAM TO FIGHT HER I KNOW MY COWBOY HUSBAND WOULDNT HAVE WON
ONTO THE MORE IMPORTANT BITSā¦ SWEETHEART EAVESDROPPING ON VAMPIRE KING AND HIS PRINCE WAS EXTREMELY FUCKING RISKY OMG I REALLY HOPE THEYRE OK CAUSE THE KING OF THE HOUSE OF BENNET FUCKING DIED AND WE WE DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE
LIKE DID THEY KILL HIM OR WAS IT HIS PRINCE (most likely the prince but still imagine sweetheart slaying like thatā¦ sweetheart the vampire slayer š)
PORTER FIGHTING VINCENT TO CAUSE A DISTRACTION FOR SWEETHEART THATS MY BBG!!!! (i felt so bad for vincent this entire audio mf will never catch a goddamn BREAK.)
ALSO FUCK ERIK FOR ENDING IT LIKE THAT LIKE WHYYYYYY
#amazing video erik amazing#except for the cliffhanger#FUCK YOU FOR THAT#redacted audio#clover rants āļø#redacted vincent#redacted porter#redacted darlin#redacted sam#redacted alexis#redacted sweetheart
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America Has Fallen.
#social bullshit#mean people suck#fuck you for voting for Trump#fuck you for not voting#fuck you for being evil#fuck you for being full of hatred#fuck you for not caring about anyone other than yourself#fuck you for that#us politics#election 2024
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fuck, marry, kill:
steve, billy, eddie
youāre bestie, youāre beloved. but right now? right now, youāre the bastard (affectionate)
after some serious deliberation and some weighing of pros and cons, iāve finally made my decision. and sincerely, fuck you man. fuck you.
fuck: billy. thereās no way i could pass on that man. iād want you to check and make sure iām okay if I said no to fucking billy.
marry: eddie. i donāt even think I need to explain this one to you at this point, because youāve been a participant in our chats. you know the whorish things i say about this man.
kill: steve. iām so sorry for this one. i still love him though (ā¦do i at least get to fuck him before killing him though??)
itās game night, send one of these!
#this tore me apart to decide man#fuck you for that#morganās mailboxš¬#ask games#clovermunsonās game night#savvyš§ø
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CR saw the airplane ears. The wires are tapping so fast.
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i do not like that
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you have to outlive donald trump
#you have to get ur own cat#you have to see one piece end#you have to laugh with your friends#you have to buy a stand mixer#you have to watch the sonic movie#you have to watch dunmeshi s2#etc!!!! idc what gets you through it!!!!! fucking live!!!!!!!!
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAIN EXPERIENCE YOU STUPID FUCKS#I HATE THIS I HATE JOB HUNTING THIS SYSTEM IS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
#my brother going OH FUCK GLUTEN BLAST was funny though so points taken#if somebody has cast a curse on me or something can you please undo it i will meet your demands for ramson
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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism šš¾ you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
#yes im apologizing to myself too fuck it#its happened at least three times so#its cyclical i think#FOUR! no- FIVE TIMES ACTUALLY!#bc now you see the shit before you even show up!
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this year while we all celebrate pride month and celebrate ourselves as well as those who came before us and paved the way for us to do so, we must also think of those in gaza, queer or not, who live every day under a brutal occupation and donāt have that same privilege. happy pride, and may we see a free palestine in this lifetime.
#free palestine#palestine#pride month#pride#gaza#lgbt#lgbtqia#zionists get the FUCK off this post. nobody fucking wants you here.
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This right wing social media influencer and former prison worker went to Fetish Con and got so so scared in her first 20 minutes she left lmao š±
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting#i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye#and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
#art#i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more#do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original#or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them#or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave#you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.
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