#FUCK YEAH BITCHESSSSSSSSS

[stealingyourbones]

DPxDC Prompts Masterlist #751-800

751. Lex Sweet Talks Vlad 752. Lex: The one Man Vlad Couldn't Possess 753. Breaking News 754. Lex works with UW Madison 755. Danny meets MLM at a Gala 756. Fake Marriage MLM AU 757. Fake Marriage MLM AU 2 758. Enemies with Benefits 759. Danny Completes The Gauntlet 760. Mistaken Kryptonian Danny 761. Fear Couple 762. Star is an Amazonian 763. Superpowered Dash (Espresso Shots) 764. Constantine Hides from the GIW 765. Vlad Wilson 766. Alfred is Danny Fenton 767. Jason Masters 768. Gardner for the Waynes: Danny Fenton 769. Dan Wilson 770. Evil Lazarus Effects 771. Erasing Crimes 772. Actions Have Consequences 773. Danny is a Bomb Disposal Tech 774. Dan helps Jason Todd 775. Jason is the Ring of Rage 776. Tim Helps Summon GK 777. Ice Machines in the Iceberg Lounge 778. Danny Possesses Damian's Grotesque 779. Clark Confronts Metallo (it's Danny) 780. Jason has Death Marks 781. Desiree's Gifts to Jason 782. Damian has Death Marks 783. Green Lanterns meet Ghosts 784. Ghost Speak Curse 785. John "Any Holes A Goal" Constantine 786. Wally Adopts Danny Phantom 787. Jack In The Box 788. Champions 789. Tucker/Question Shenanigans (FAV PROMPT!!!!) 790. Slade/Skulker/Dick 791. Kwan/Clark/Lois Daily Planet AU (FAV PROMPT!!!) 792. Booster Gold goes to Fentons for Help 793. Jazz/Jason Motorcycle Repair AU 794. Danny as Kon's Clone 795. The Question Theorizes the GZ 796. Jazz Mechanic AU 797. Danny New Rogue(?) 798. Danny Time Travel AU 799. Injured Danny Falls into JL Meeting 800. The Question Figures out the GZ Again

[megaawkwardhuman]

Fuck having to be normal MORE PROMO SHIT FOR SEASON 5 BITCHESSSSSSSSS

Who ready to read too much into this! I sure am :D

First off love how they thought about carrying colin robinson but not guillermo XD

I think it's safe to say laszlo as the one who pitched that since after the last two seasons it's safe to say he cares about him (dude fucking raised him so it makes sense)

Second off surprised guillermo is holding onto laszlo for dear life

Kinda like how by the sounds on it he's going to relay on laszlo a lot next season with the whole changes thing 👀

Third off I know it's probably just nadja's hair getting in the way BUT it looks like the guide is holding onto her

Oh yeah fourth off THE GUIDE IS HERE!!!!!

Looking back on past promo shit and THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SHE'S BEEN ON A PROMO POSTER FOR A SEASON

Glad to see her with the gang!

Fifth off nadja

That's it

I just like how nadja looks here

Sixth off speaking of how people look GUILLERMO IS WEARING A SWEATER!?!??

Ok I know that sounds weird (sweaters are like his fucking thing) BUT LIKE I WAS EXPECTING A DIFFERENT OUTFIT!

Does this mean he's going to regress a bit in character?????? (I wasn't lying when I said I'm going to look too much into this)

I know I know that seems fucking impossible with the way things ended but like by the sounds of it he's going to try to hide whatever it is from the rest

So maybe by trying to hide whatever the fuck is happening he's going to act like (or at least dress like) season one guillermo you know back when his like was easier and shit didn't hit the fan?

(Really hope this doesn't happen and that it's not that deep)

And finally NO FANGS

Like I looked really REALLY close and guillermo doesn't have fangs :(

HDBDHRHEHEGSGSGEGE how am I going to act normal today?!?!!?

[revolvius]

Here we go~

Last Song: Saigo No Kyojin

Last movie/tv show: Horton Hears a who, Our Flag means Death, Rick and Morty S7 (Watched with a friend, someone forgot Horton hears a fucking who- dumb bitch).

Favourite Colors: Red, blue, and purple. All shades.

Ok yeah, it's the bisexual flag.

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: SPICY AND SAVORY ALL THE WAY BITCHESSSSSSSSS

Relationship Status: Single by choice fuckers, however I'm a whore with all my friends <3

Last thing I googled:

Legit had to google for this fucking thing XD

Current Obsession: Rain World, Sonic, Transformers, Formula 1, FNAF, Ultraman, Chainsaw Man, Godzilla... Yeah, I think that's about it...?

Anyways- get tagged :) @trashiiplant @slate021 @kalzulsolstice @plope @zahanh Yeah the rest of my moots were already taken by Vic lmao.

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

Tagged by @meghawhopp <33

Last song: Down by the River by Borislav Slavov from the Baldur’s Gate 3 Soundtrack (or more specifically the cover of Down by the River by Nerissa Ravencroft)

Favorite color: Blue and purple!

Last movie/TV show: Seinfeld, I’m currently on season four!

Sweet/spicy/savory?: I have a huge sweet tooth, so sweet things

Relationship status: Single

Last thing I googled: I searched up the show “Arthur” because I was trying to find that one meme where Buster was like “You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and spread lies?”

Current obsession: Fragaria memories and tears of themis mostly^^

Tag Nine People: @kyaruun @xinieeee @deadmansbistro @florapot @hunita812 @scuffle-with-spirals @rexonalapis @maxellera @manicpixiedoomedgirl

[casgirl]

ok here’s a maj casgirl endorsed destiel fic rec i never remember to bookmark fics so like this is based off of what i can remember

anything by zoe ireallydidthistomyself. i’m biased bc all her fics draw a lot from concepts we discuss, but she writes SUCH gorgeous fics that focus on cas and jack’s relationship and characterizes dean and cas’ relationship SO well. i think that misty water-colored memories and laugh at the gilded butterflies are my favorites. 

a winters tale by northernsparrow is about dean taking care of a comatose cas and reading his journal from his time after dean kicked him out of the bunker. another one of those rare and beautiful destiel fics that hold dean accountable for the times he hurt cas and the relationship grows because of it.

trials and tribulations of raising a nephilim by sickandtiredofyou. a really REALLY sweet dean and jack fic that takes place between cas’ death in watchtower and his return in tombstone. its so ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ 

true gold by boulanger: a cas/dean and jack fic that’s beautifully written and makes me burst into sobs every time i think of it

somewhere by foolondahill17. its a WEST SIDE STORY AU!!! its a REALLY well written WEST SIDE STORY AU!!! you know west side story? my favorite movie of all time???? YEAH. A FUCKING WEST SIDE STORY AU!!! it DOES end happily for both of them though unlike the movie!

tender are the motions by orions. i’m very picky with my post-canon fix it oneshots bc i disagree w how a lot of them handle jack, but this is one of the few that i really really love. its just *chefs kiss*

jack’s three dads by nanianela. what it says on the tin. the cas and jack chapter has them bonding in their true forms!!!!!!

r/supernatural by renrub the reddit fic!! its so fun! 

thunderbird by spnhell. cas and gabriel are hunters!!! dean is a retired hunter who works the phone and is always there to patch cas up and tell him to be more careful next time!!! i literally ALWAYS think of this fic but can’t find it anywhere you have NO idea. but now i finally found it.

wait and see by oncethrown. the fact that there are a BUNCH of plot important OCs but i still love it is testament to how good this fic is. its canon divergent after swan song, and the characterizations of dean and cas are like right up my alley. its super long and super good.

motherfucking twist and shout bitchesssssssss

[spotlightsaga]

Kevin Cage of @spotlightsaga reviews… Rick & Morty (S03E01) The Rickshank Redemption Airdate: April 1, 2017 @adultswim Ratings: TBA Score: 9.5/10

**********SPOILERS BELOW**********

The last time we saw Rick & Morty… It was ‘Our Blessed Year of The Rick’ October 4, 2015, and literally just 3 days shy of 18 months the series returns unannounced on April Fools Day ON REPEAT… Because WHY NOT?! Now, I know as well as anyone that you can’t rush genius, but HOLY FN’ SHIT, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon… 18 Months? Are you trying to starve us??? Of course years could go by (not that you should ever put this theory to test) and I think that we would all gladly jump right back on board the 'Rich & Morty’ train 🚂 but let’s not ever wait that long again, mmmmhkay?

It’s been a long time and since we watch a helluva lot of television (I hear it rots your brain, btw), it’s kind of hard to remember exactly where the show left off… But it’s important, because 'The Rickshank Redemption’ more or less picks up where the S2 finale left off. If you remember Rick and company had reluctantly traveled very far for Birdperson & Tammy’s beautiful wedding that ended up going very, VERY badly. Tammy revealed herself to be a spy for The Galactic Federation, which is devastating to Summer who had been thinking that Tammy was her best friend… And make that double for Rick, because essentially the whole thing was really a ploy to get him there to arrest him… After the tragic death of Birdperson and a weird search for a new home planet, Rick eventually sacrifices himself after Jerry turned him in. Fucking Jerry!

Fast forward… Earth is mad different. The Galactic Federation has taken over and everyone is miserable, except for Jerry who is finally 'The Man’ in this shitty world. It can’t be too bad tho, because all they eat is pills… So I mean, there IS a slight upside, I suppose… I guess it all depends on what those pills actually do. We never find out, because meanwhile Rick is being mind-probed by The Galactic Federation and you know Rick, that man always has a Plan B… And C… And D… And E… And so on and so forth. He transfers conciseness through the Bug-Person who is mind-probing him… Then through The Commander, and about around this time Summer & Morty are already on their way to try and break him out after they dug up one of his bodies that contained portal gun, but they are captured by the Citadel of Ricks who are alerted by the compromised portal gun.

Never fear, y'all. Rick just activates Plan F and then Plan G & H, destroys his original body and literally has a shoot-out with himself, kills mad Ricks, saves Summer & Morty and returns to Earth to take down The Galactic Federation. Damn, this man is good… Rick returns home and Beth serves Jerry with a big fat promise of a DIVORCE and kicks him out. I’m not sure if this is the last we’ve seen of Jerry, but I’m really rooting for the return of Sleepy Gary, I always thought those two were meant for each other… Such a beautiful thing they so briefly shared on those warm, fleeting moments on that boat.

Did somebody say McDonalds? Okay, so I left out the most important part of the whole damn episode… Remember in the late 90’s when McDonalds briefly had that exclusive limited time sauce to promote the movie Mulan… The Mulan Szechuan Dipping Sauce? Yeah, me neither… But apparently that’s the source of Rick’s EVERYTHING. It’s basically his reason for living. It must be some real good shit because Rick only likes things that make his brain tingle in a special way… So as Jerry hangs his head and leaves the Sanchez house with his still tucked between his legs, Rick goes apeshit on Morty… Telling him he doesn’t care if it takes 9 seasons (great news!), he will make it rain all the Mulan Szechuan Dipping Sauce in the world (or something like that).

Cue evil laughter because back on whatever planet they’re on, Evil Tammy, who Summer once devotedly supported, has hatched some sort of evil plan… And DUN-DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNNNNN… Brought Birdperson back to life… Kind of. He’s mostly made of metal and apparently they didn’t settle on a name so he’s just going with 'Phoenix Guy’, which you know, it works… Gets the point across anyway. Clearly Tammy is coming for Rick and eventually Rick will have to square off with his former best friend turned Phoenix-Bird-Cyborg-Man(?), so yeah… It’s going down, bitchesssssssss! Welcome back Rick… Welcome back, Morty… Summer… Beth… Oh and FUCK YOU, Jerry!!!

[megaawkwardhuman]

GUESS WHAT'S FINALLY HERE BITCHESSSSSSSSS!?!?!?

after a rollercoaster of a week for me y'all have NO IDEA how happy this makes me to say but

THE TRAILER FOR SEASON 5 IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and that means looking far too much into it!!!!! :D

OK so I have A LOT of thoughts so I'm going to do bullet points

right off the bat (hehehhe bat) nandor never fucking change XD love how he thought that would work

oh yeah speaking of nandor we have a scary lack of him in the trailer or at least what he's going to do this season (mom pick me up I'm scared for my cringefail)

to say what's on everyone's mind OH MY FUCKING GOD FINALLY LET'S GOOOOOOO

MY BOY DID IT HE'S GOING TO BE A VAMPIRE DFOJWEBOKFHEJBKGREHIWLGJHIGKFEIYWLEGUKFELIQPEGDFKIELYUQ;OWDGFKLHI3U1;O

well at some point? by the looks of it we're kinda getting a have your cake and eat it too when it comes to guillermo being a vampire and ngl kinda upset about it if it's going how I think it's going

I swear if he's practically normal until the very fucking end I will raise HELL

also I love how chaotic his turning is XD

"I WASN'T READY" NOBODY IS

colin for office babyyyyyyyy

I see everyone talking about colin and nadja BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS IJRBH302HGOUFRHI3YGUFE3HI2PUO LMFAOOOOOOO XD

also (DON'T QUOTE ME ON THIS) I think this is the first time we're seeing colin flirt/do anything remotely romantic or whatever to a dude in the show (which confirms that every main character is queer but we already knew that lol)

the scene with the microphone woke me up (well so did vamp guillermo but the mic REALLY woke me up)

so the guy in the promo WAS nandor huh

WLW NADJA LET'S GOOOOOO

love how outdated laszlo's medical stuff is

YAY HE'S NOT GOING TO WEAR ONLY SWEATERS SO HE'S POSSIBLY NOT GOING TO GO BACK IN CHARACTER AS I FEARED

d-did nandor bring guillermo to a basketball game out of jealousy?

IS THAT A HAMMER!?!?!

NANDOR WTF ARE YOU GONNA DO!?!?!?!?!?!??!

nadja pouring coffee on her date's plate XD

ayyyy the sire!

ok I'm assuming part of nadja's and colin's plots will revolve around getting a date??????

THE MALL

I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SEE THE VAMPIRES AT A MALL FOR A WHILE NOW JBIFEWE2OBJFEOGHPI2EFBEJOHIP2E THIS MAKES ME SOOO HAPPY

I'm assuming the store nandor is at is a hot topic/spencer's stand in

if it is PLZ LET THERE BE A LOOKING AT THE BACK OF SPENCER'S SCENE (for those who have never step foot in a spencer's it's basically a common mall store that has edgy shit and the back is known for having sex toys and other nsfw shit in it think of it as the edgy older brother of hot topic)

"that's how we all learn" UHHH TF!??!

glad to see laszlo accept guillermo and help him learn how to vampire :) (let's hope the others will)

also NANDOR YOU SAW NOTHING

DAAAAAAMN COLIN JESUS FUCK

by the looks of it nadja and colin's plots will at some point involve dating??????

AWWWWWW charmaine is supportive of sean

this has been said a million times but NANDOR IS FUCKING CUTE IN HIS SEAN COMING OUT OUTFIT!!!!!! THE LITTLE BELLY!!!!!!!

if I remember correctly (AND I REALLY HOPE I'M WRONG) but the last time we saw nandor THIS happy was during the wellness canter cluster fuck so I'm REALLY glad he's going to be happy this season

YOOOO SEASON 4.5?????? (1 I know it was a talk show in 4.5 2 yeah I made this joke already XD)

WHY IS NADJA A BLONDE?????

theory: whatever happened the guide is happening to nadja

the only thing to back it up: they both be blonde

AW SHIT WHY IS THERE A COP CAR?????

THE GUIDEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COLIN X NADJA!?!!!?!?

I MEAN SURE I GUESS???????????????

YEAH SAME GUILLERMO

I'm assuming that what he said is in reaction to him being told he's a dhampir or he's immune or something like that

SHE'S TRYING TO GET SOMEONE TO FUCK HER GHOST

hUh weird but ok????

and finally WHAT'S WITH THE MOON SHIT?????

theory: guillermo only shows signs of being a vampire at night which is why he can go out during the day without being burnt to a crisp

overall IJOHEU2P1HIWJBGEU21RPHI2JLGRHILUFHIPUWEQJFU9WGFJDKHIEPQKFVDVGJR THIS HAS BEEN ON MY MIND ALL DAY HOW TF AM I GOING TO BE NORMAL I HAVE A PARTY TODAY?????? 😭😭😭

CAN'T WAIT DEPOJWBJDOEEFBOOEFONFEONFE