#FREAK4FREAK4FREAK

[yeetus-feetus]

Give me unhinged Timberkon.

Give me Bernard stalking Red Robin the same way Tim stalked batman. Give me stalker Kon, who while stalking Tim when he's overwhelmed by the world, discovers Bernard and chooses to stalk him too- just to sus him out at first, but slowly it becomes an infatuation. He's listening to both their heartbeats at night.

Give me Bernard realising he's being followed because Kon isn't as subtle as he thinks. Bernard stalking SB back, creating a theory board dedicated just to him.

Give me Tim stalking SB when they're at the tower and he's bored. Tim stalking Bernard to make sure he gets home safe. Tim realising that he's not the only one keeping him safe when he spots a flash of red and blue and leather speed off and out of sight. Tim realising that Bernard has been stalking his hero persona, that he has several boards of photos and newspaper clippings about him and Kon, about the bats and the core four.

Give me Kon, who would die for either of them, put himself in the way of immense danger, become stupid and reckless in the name of protecting what he loves. Would sacrifice himself in every scenario to ensure Tim and Bernard are safe.

Give me Tim who would infiltrate the government for his boys, would do anything, hack anything to assure their safety. Would bug their house just to make sure nothing ever happened to them. Would go insane trying to bring them back if he ever failed.

Give me Bernard who would kill for them. Who would readily bloody his hands in the name of love if it ever came to it. Who would use everything he learned in that cult to ruins someone's life if they hurt what was his.

Give me timberkon who's love is so whole, so intense, that it cannot be contained by ethics nor morals.

[nicollekidman]

anyone else think it's truly delightful that he.... looks to clara here or is it just me and the freak in my brain who loves reading into Comedic Moments

[bernlcastel]

Lambda/bern/erika is just freak4freak4freak

[creetchure]

Shaking bars of my cage thinking about tomtamlonnie. Freak4freak4freak

[surpriserose]

Chris please rant about all of our horrible little rarepairs pls and ty 🥺

GOD okay so thats like seccotaro, diavolo x cioccolata, and god...seisokashu????

Okay well seccotaro isnt awful its the best but <3 idk like how can you hate it theyre perfect for each other 🥺🥺🥺

Diavolo x cioccolata is the worst because you keep making my husband cheat on me and he brings home so many thongs we dont have room for all of them its destroying our relationship

Seisokashu is just freak4freak4freak it pains me to remember it exists everytime and i hope it pains everyone who subscribes to me on ao3 when they expect actual updates and i hit them with the worst ot3 alive instead of the shit they want <3<3<3 wait thats a good thing j hate this shit being it makes me remember all of these bastards