#FOULLL

[citruslullabies]

daddy issues much?? (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

EXCUSE ME

[iuuua]

nahhh man i just learned that my horribly depressive mood swings which last for 1-2 weeks then vanishes for the rest of the time is quite possibly bc of my period

[sophaeros]

😭😭 (source)

[yinyuedijun]

hello yinyuedijun blog citizens please remember that posting about **** **** is very tragically against my own rules so I sadly am unable to post any thirsts I receive no matter how insane they make me feel 😔 I would have to block myself if I did

[rais3dheart]

HEY UHOH!! YOU CANT DO THAT UNFORTUNATELY SORRY

Oh this one is absolutely fucking FOUL

[user2772636]

ADVANCE WARNING FOR CHAPTER 7 OF DOUZIÈME FILLE

Get ready for desperate Jospeh. I sure am NOT ready for this.

[ai-kan1]

WHY ARE YOU EXPOSING ME I DID NOTHING BUT TO SPEAK MY THOUGHTS ‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

DOESNT MEAN I CANT EXPLODE U GRGRHHRHDHD

GO KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! UR LUCKY IM NOT ON MY LAPTOP RN!!

[coachbeards]

I am sorry if you talk to me about beardjane bc i will always be like DID YOU READ HER TEXTS FROM BAH?????

[littencloud9]

omg they’re so cute help me

[tenjiiku]

obsessed with the way you write rin. he’s so babygirl and pathetic in your writings it makes me squeal

😭 I am here to push the pathetic Rin agenda!!

[harryfeatgaga]

I just read Beach Read for the first time and I haven’t been able to move since. I’ve been crying and so filled with love at the same time. EMILY HENRY CAN FUCKING WRITE!!!!

MOOOOOOD OHFMFNDKJSKSSJ

[ess-presso]

this comment on an edit of timmy’s apple tv ad has me HOWLING -

[napsaps-archive]

Nolan has the personality of toast I love him

I CHOKED

[starrieisdelusional]

Not merlin killing all the unicorns 😭😭😭😭

I got to thinking about mythology and folklore (to absolutely no one’s surprise) and my brain came back to Merlin (also entirely unsurprising)

Merlin would probably know the origins of a lot of myths, right? It’d probably make for some interesting conversations when Arthur gets back.

Arthur, reading about myths and legends: Hey why are unicorns said to be mythical?

Merlin: You shot one and Anhora nearly poisoned you to fix it. I wasn’t about to let it happen again.

—

Arthur: Did you know there’s a monster in Lock Ness?

Merlin: she is not a monster! Aithusa is a total sweetheart. It’s not her fault everyone got grumpy about the existence of dragons.

—

Arthur: Did you know about all the missing shipwrecks here?

Merlin: the first few stories were warnings. I can’t stop people wondering into gateways to other realms. It’s their own stupidity.

—

There’s definitely others but I need sleep.

[kavehater]

I might be exceptionally depressed but this made me smile but like in a jaw dropped what have I just seen type of way :

// link 😭

Anyways will you look at me differently if I say me with ka— *GUNSHOTS* /J IM SO SORRY I PROMISE ITS A JOKEEEE 😭😭😭

[frostbytte]

the dynamic is very

"gets kissed, has the thousand yard stare" < hydros

"he bites them once and they have a goofy lovestruck look" < my oc