#FOR WHAT??

[cult-of-the-eye]

i am constantly shocked by the fact that there is indeed horror in my horror podcast

[fearsomeandwretched]

I'm sorry is this guy ever gonna shut up

[k00ldino]

slamming my head against a brick wall WHYYYY WON’T IT LET ME FILL OUT THE FAFSA WHY WHY WHY WHY

[fizzytoo]

THEY GAVE THE DUOLINGO OWL A BBL

[the-rainbow-of-doom]

A full time office job is cruelty.

and unpaid overtime should be punished by death.

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

i inexplicably have danza kuduro going in my head right now

i have not heard the song in years

i'm listening to a podcast and going through a spreadsheet at work and danza kuduro is just....going.

[mayasdeluca]

Are u stupid?

[kanna-kizuchi-enjoyer]

its may and its still 48 degrees here

[vankaar]

I don't know who needs to hear this but it's normal to have a less than spotless house.

Even if you tidy up every fucking day there's always moments where everything is a hot mess.

And it's normal to have days or weeks when work, life or your own brain or body gets in the way and you don't clean.

It's not a problem, it's not shamefu, it happens and it's normal.

Let's normalize messy houses. \0/

If you want to put a photo of your own mess you're welcome.

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[chrismcshell]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[ramshacklefey]

Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.