#FOR THREE DAYS

[tavernofdragons]

Hu... I have done nothing but eat garlic bread for three days....

Why do I feel like that's worse that teleporting bread for three days....

[nessiemccormick]

My sweet little Violeta has Feline Hepatic Lipidosis and damage in her kidneys (something we didn’t even know), and at the moment she’s got a reserved diagnostic ;; Her liver is very damaged, and I couldn’t hospitalize her because it was way too expensive, (more than it was at the beginning) but since she’s eating (albeit a bit forced but still) and keeps her little kitty lifestyle I was approved to treat her at home for now. I was able to buy all her meds and special food for her, so thank you so much for helping me, kind B, who donated for her and for helping us out so much 🩷

I just hope it gets better from now, I don’t want her to suffer 😞

[ranvwoop]

Every conversation with my mother is just that "'I like pancakes' 'So you hate waffles?' no that's a whole new sentance" post

[timelessmulder]

ive actually considered a fic idea where post-reunion asha tells lloyd she thinks She’s a strategist archetype and lloyd is. not pleased because if he isn’t the strategist what does the group need him for

[anchored-nyctophilia]

it's midnight. i have to be up in five hours. i should be asleep. instead i finished tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, snorted it if you will, and now my every brain cell is consumed with this goddamn book. gabrielle zevin this is all your fault. i love you.

[dooblez]

heard a millisecond of cricket sounds and whirled around to see if it was toxic love

[nat-20s]

BLIGHTED BY GOD BLIGHTED BY GOD BLIGHTED BY GOD

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

[sauteed-rats]

I gave up inktober, too many lab reports

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[isjasz]

[mob killing noises] BAM!!!!1111!!

[kendyroy]

Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

[millidew]

his change in career has captivated me

bonus:

[bruciemilf]

Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.

“So, what do you do?”

“I drain people of their life sources.”

“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”

She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.

It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.

He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.

Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.

“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”

“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”

[lyriumsings]

i have to go to bed in a couple hours bc i have to be at work at 6 fUCK

[iamalivenow]

yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character