#FLIPPY BITCH

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

LOOKIT HIM GOOOOOO

Darth Maul Training

[weaponsdrawn]

"Flippy. I'm sorry for trying to kill you, and for killing the neighbors along the way, when you tried to keep me grounded. It wasn't right. I know I haven't done a good job of keeping you safe, and we're trying to live peaceful lives. ...Flippy? What are you doing?"

The screenshots I referenced, and full page are under the cut!

also HI yes this is a series im going to be trying to do where I do like redraws of creepypasta/retakes/just general scary internet things but like with my blorbos or whatever. i initially got the idea when fliqpy's icon in like the flipped out mod reminded me of the iconic max and ruby 004 eyes thing, and then that spiraled into a whole "hey what if flippy just gave up and tried to off himself into dormancy and it fucked up fliq" type of idea/concept. esp bc i am a huge fan of the idea of fliq undergoing some kind of "Fucked Up Evil Protector Experiences Remorse" YES I consider it to be a system, and YES I think a lot about the whole "seeing everyone as an enemy soldier" thing. like personally I hc he existed pre-war as a protector, and like ok i know double whammy has them fight but I feel like he does gen want flippy to well. BE ok/he cares about that little goober. its just The War absolutely decimated the system in multiple ways and thats how we get like ZERO communication between them, fliq seemingly only fronting/acting on trauma responses ALONE and doing shit like brute forcing fronting whenever theres any sort of trauma/ptsd related trigger, and flippy just trying rlly hard to live a normal life. shit like the dipping fries in blood like its ketchup thing i just chalk it up to htf being a funny goofy series bc i find it funny when absurd shit like that happens . wow this turned into a huge rant that i honestly rushed bc i wanna get lunch anyhow

[the-kipsabian]

[porschesbabydaddy]

Korn: Yeah I was friend’s with the guy who killed your parents and helped cover it up, sorry about that

Korn one episode later:

[scaryscarecrows]

Just a thought, but has anyone considered giving Dylan one of those text to speech things? Not saying it could or should be used on missions and such, but just around the base, it could be helpful -Nick

I have one. Sometimes I even use it. But mostly I work with a more specialized unit, and they're better off making less noise as it is.

-Riley

[clowningaroundmars]

just got my phone in da maaaiillll :3

i looove her omg

[gender-trash]

gender-trash functionality that gets completely nerfed when i've had about four hours of sleep:

talking like a human being instead of an evil robot

remembering words for things

attention span >5s

functioning eyesight

legible handwriting

gender-trash functionality that is still, apparently, fully operational:

debugging the coordinate transform issues in coworker's extension to my collision checker

[synistratum]

Can't believe I'm crawling back to my favorite Horrible Portrayal of Mental Illnesses Show ft. Cute Animals in the year of our lord 2022

[coella-cox]

When Beyoncé said “Monday I’m overrated, Tuesday on my d*ck” she was actually talking about how some of you treat Yuki Tsunoda!

[splendontcore]

today's wip...mahgahhh i missed this so much

[gibbyslounge]

MONDAY IM OVERRATED TUESDAY ON MY DICK

[rukia-writes]

SHES INSANE-

[maiteo]

so flip floppy im getting whiplash

[aberrational]

12 Is your OC self-destructive? In what ways?

Edgy/misc OC ask meme ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

The Perfect Person exhales a chuckle, apparently amused or exasperated at the question. "No, duh." It sets its paw against its chest; digits pressed against fabric, fingers arced concave and palm tense away from it, "I'm a perfect person, if not the Perfect Person, as a proper noun and singular. What is the point of self-destruction? It doesn't help anything. It doesn't feel good. It troubles the people near you and makes you look stupid, the type of stupid you can never escape from. Such permanence must be avoided, in the case you find yourself wishing you'd never fumbled in the fire place." It throws its paws up to the point where they're parallel with its shoulders, arms bent in the traditional 'whatever' gesture. "I exist largely to try and pin down others self-destructive tendencies and eliminate them. I'd be a knowing hypocrite if I engaged in what I was tasked with terminating despite being aware of the phenomenon at play and potential solutions to pick at. Do you really think that little of me?" It puts on a faux miserable expression, ears drooping and eye wide and wet, its frown trembling as if it might erupt into sobs if challenged.

The Perfect Person is near exclusively self-destructive in a lattice of ways almost too complicated to even begin to describe. Its occupation and title make it sick and distressed, yet it still must perform actions that haunt it. It is perfectly capable of making moves and sounds to disobey, which is actively harmful to it in the sense that it can and will put a tangible target on its back. It metronomes back and forth between compliance and rebellion, or often exists in both states at once, getting the worst of both worlds; its inability to change in the face of this conflict can be attributed to self-destruction as it wallows in its misery, never resolving to go either way. Much of its boisterousness shown in responses isn't primarily the Perfect Person lying to the viewer, but instead the Perfect Person lying to itself, refusing to analyze itself or focus on any self improvement as it cannot admit to any follies or issues it has-- if it does admit to an issue, it has a few dozen justifications, excuses, and obstacles in the way of doing anything about it stored, waiting to be shared. Again, this stagnation and permissibility of harmful conditions can be categorized as self-destruction, especially as it calls out the same in others. It obsesses over pursuing relationships it knows it has no business being in, and once it is there, its exceedingly manic and outrageous behaviors to others that it cares for or others who it would be ashamed of to act inappropriately in front of is also pretty intentional on the Perfect Person's part. It is eager to ruin relationships with others, as despite yearning for company, it does not value said company consciously and believes it is better off without intimate connections. As such, it has very violently avoided and dismissed those who have attempted to get it help. It gravitates towards aggressive, unpleasant individuals in part in the hope that they may turn their violence towards him, and it has a tendency to bite its own hands and arms as self stimulation.

[suenitos]

dream is literally the definition of monday im overrated tuesday on my dick

[thenarrativefoil]

rassoul clay + aloe has done more for my hair in a month than anything else in the past 29 years. put some dirt in your hair IT WORKS