#FJDDJJDJDJDJDJDJDJD

[literaphobe]

i’m looking forward to five hunters but i’m also like. the shortlist dream posted for the fifth hunter was all white dudes again and i’m like dream pls for a dollar name a woman. like i get that dream was like, it’s gotta be someone we’re friends with, and their minecraft cc friendship circle is so overwhelmingly white dudes, which is why my pitch was either hannahxxrose or captainpuffy! puffy has been friends w these dudes for a while and has a great rapport esp w dream, bad and ant (and literally tweeted at dream to volunteer lol), and hannah is in the dsmp club + has mad game sense/reaction times thanks to being a beast at bedwars. i mean it’s not gonna happen but like, it would just be nice to have a woman in the vc for one of those 40mill view videos yknow 😔

GOD YEAH!!! i was literally JUST thinking about this today,,,,, but my thought was. wouldn’t it be SO funny if TINA was the fifth hunter. it would literally never happen in a million years unless like george begged him or something but imagine bffs gogy n tina chasing dream down 😔

anyway. yeah. it seems like the criteria for being in manhunt is that u have to have been friends w dream before he was famous fjsjdjdjdjd hence why the first four hunters were george, sapnap, bad, n ant. men of color in that circle were like. ponk n skeppy. but i think skeppy might be too op to be the 5th hunter? ponk too maybe? im not sure

dream’s concern is also that the VC can’t be too loud so he can’t pick someone who’s too loud. this eliminates my dreams of having quackity be the fifth hunter 😔 JDJDJD and like. ok so re the women like hannahxxrose n captain puffy. n nihachu. he def seems to be on good terms w them n has helped w their streams and stuff (like him showing up to puffy’s streams to make people sub to her n help her get more money, following her around in minecraft that one time)

but realistically in terms of minecraft long time closeness to put them in the shortlist for manhunt.... i don’t think they make the cut :( also hannah being really good at minecraft might be like a reason not to make her 5th hunter or it’d be impossible for dream to win

ok but the more i think about it the more i really want skeppy/ponk to be the fifth hunter like idc how op they are dream i want my men of color!!! make it work!!!! they’ve been friends w u so long!!! they’ve been in ur videos!!!!! theyre one of the first people to join dream smp too so!!!!!

anyway i think the shortlist ur talking about probably wasn’t a super serious shortlist hopefully and i pray that the fifth hunter dream actually chose makes us go YAY!!! n not “oh.”

[literaphobe]

so today i learned that i need to google HSM song lyrics if i need to sing them but if you play eenie meenie by sean kingston i can sing it on command