#FIrst Grade

[plastic2000s]

JumpStart 1st Grade (1995)

"Oh no... the GLOP MONSTER!!!"

[rainbow-baby-one]

First Grade is MY VIBE!

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[hebrewbyinbal]

🎒 This is the most famous beginning of the school year in Israel - though it really applies to first graders only!

📚 September 1st marks the start of the school year in Israel, and that’s why this Sunday’s email will be all about going to school in Israel... and of course, in Hebrew!

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Wishing all kids - big and small - a wonderful beginning of the school year 👩‍🏫

[tyin-cherry-knots]

anyone else up thinking about that weird toxic deeply homoerotic friendship they had in lower school like damn she's from a very traditional christian home i hope she's alright i wonder if she remembers...

[herodoggo]

I swear I was briefly a psychic when I was in the first grade because of two particular things that happened

Approaching Halloween that school year, I was going to go trick-or-treating in the neighborhood of my godsiblings

Since I was really into Transformers at the time because of re-runs of the OG series on The Hub, I wanted to be Optimus Prime, and I thought it would cool if my godbrother was Bumblebee. Come that Halloween, my godbrother actually dressed up as Bumblebee

There was a chance my mom overheard me saying that and suggested to my godmother the idea to validate me, but the next incident was purely psychic

During a class in the first grade, our teacher was playing an eye spy game where two of us would use the pointing sticks to point to the country on the map she spied

Moments before picking one of the hundreds of countries on the map, I zeroed in on the country Jordan, likely because my brother's name was Jordan, and thought it would be cool if my teacher chose Jordan

Right after preemptively focusing on Jordan, I hear my teacher say "I spy with my little eye, Jordan."

Imagine every 6-to-7-year-old's shock when I instantly point to Jordan, a Middle East country people rarely talk about (no offense to any Jordanians who may see this), as if I were a geography wiz

I was basically a male Raven Baxter during my first grade year, and I'd do anything to get those psychic powers back

[knic28]

I love my job so much it's the best job I ever had but the unique thing abt teaching elementary kids is that elementary kids are evil in a way that makes you love them and hate being around them

Anyways if anyone has any recommendations on how to make 7 and 8 year olds listen other than just going apeshit and jumping out the window I'd love to hear it

[dont--letmebegone]

if anyone wants to donate to my classroom this amazon prime day, myself and 22 little ones will be very appreciative 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[fieriframes]

[True in eighth grade, when Gracie was in first grade.]

[rollinqg-doobies-up]

❤️‍🔥☺️

[petitegoose]

[getoutofthisplace]

Dear Gus & Magnus,

Mom and I went to Gus's class Valentine's Day party this afternoon. He didn't know I was coming, so he was stoked. He has a lot of spastic energy these days and visiting his class served as a welcome reminder to me that pretty much all first-graders have that kind of energy.

I left a little before the party was over to go handle some work things. On my way out of the school building, Mr. Windsor the librarian said, "So how does it feel to have a genius for a kid?" I smiled, and then he said, "No really, he's amazing." I was quite proud and couldn't wait to tell Mom when they got home. (I didn't tell Gus because we're already dealing with quite the ego. I don't know where he gets that part of his personality.) (Yes, I do. It's me.)

Dad.

Little Rock, Arkansas. 2.14.2024 - 2.13pm.

SIDENOTE: Mom and I don't really celebrate Valentine's Day, but I did post a note about her so that everyone knows she's my valentine.

[cdiasys]

middle georgia music that’s not really middle georgia music - i have a false association with them + my macon music connections which was reignited when i turned on 91.1 this morning and heard this song. they are atlanta indie though

it’s so good

[you-will-meet-your-downfall]

im remembering something in art class like in first grade where we had to draw our friend so i drew my best friend but I said that it looked so ugly because i was and still am shit at drawing and everyone on the group table we had said "thats extremely rude y'know!" and i was saying my art was ugly not my friend and i think she forgot about it hopefully

[aslteachingresources]

Happy New Year!

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[glitterbeneaththerot]

[incorrectclassicbookquotes]

My first grade teacher who was horrible and mean to every student passed away on Saturday and my mom just told me and I don't know how to respond because I don't want to seem mean. Like she made me cry in front of my entire class and I still remember how mean she was and I'm 25. Am I supposed to respond with that I'm sorry she's dead?