#FICCCCCC and then i laugh

[suffarustuffaru]

Out of all the fanfiction you've ever written which one is your favorite

ooh good question anon :o mwuahaha probably self-l - *gets shot*

but anyway jokes aside i thinkkk my favorite fic out of the ones ive written probably changes to be like. the most recent one usually, just bc thats like what i wrote in the present and i usually try to really look over my writing before i post HAH.

but i do like a good number of my fics in different ways - im super fond of every collab ive ever done, they were super fun and i love working with pals, i also think ashes ashes (that one pride if subaru fic i made about his first 82 ish loops) was an important milestone for me bc it was the first time i wrote That much and really tried to extrapolate stuff from rezero canon so it's a big accomplishment for me!! kite academy also took a looot of work and juggling different stuff and it May be only one ch1 finished but its a really great piecee of work - and genuinely fics like self love i spent a looot of time on doing research and trying to figure out how to write. Everything. in it for my parts of it (you dont wanna know the heinous things i researched while writing that LMFAO). also genuinely people tell me they still like a lot of my older stuff too which always warms my heart.

i think my current top favorite would probably be Natsuki Subaru and the Tale of the Lost Names though :> it is like. 32k words of pure chaos with one of my favorite richard siken poems in it as like an excerpt and it was really Really hard to write for a variety of reasons and bc there was so many different things to tackle and handle with actual nuance but the end result i feel is pretty complex with a lot to look into!! i heard a lot of feedback on that fic bc i turned it in for a fic contest so a bunch of different people gave their thoughts on it so!! i thiiiink it got the intended effect i wanted :3 i remember rereading it a few weeks ago with a fresh mind bc i havent looked at it in so long and i was like GODDAMN HOW THE HELL DID I DO ALL OF THAT - bc its superrr funny to me most of my writing process was the messiest notes ever paired with me writing about 10k or so words in a whole week while high on dr. pepper specifically <3

also ig shoutout to hot potatoes. its my most popular fic still (i totally get it, its an rbd reveal fic HAH) but also like it's spread through my friends in this fandom like a virus. same with self love. except self love was like mostly my fault but like one of the funniest things thats happened to me in this fandom was definitely MULTIPLE MUTUALS QUOTING MY OWN FICS BACK AT ME...... this is like the stop posting about amogus rezero meme video all over again (i say this with love). but other than that i do appreciate how much people seem to like hot potatoes and a lot of my other fics!! and i definitely really enjoy the art my cowriters have made with our collabs <3

and shoutout to satellite. one of my proudest achievements (writing emilia content that i Like <3).

thanks for the ask anon hope you didnt mind my yapping :3

[barneswilsonrogers]

look at this sambucky art ohmygod i am yelling

[tradetobest]

dee's april 2024 fic recs

late again :( i didnt read a lot of hrpf this month (mostly star trek) so!! have these three!! idk what ill do for may lol....

fic roulette: 1 2 3

Like a Handprint on My Heart by Linsky

ship: jamie benn/joe pavelski rating: E word count: 44k summary: Jamie gets to soothe other people’s hearts all the time. How could he be lonely?

OH MY GOD.... this au literally goes the craziest of anything ever. this fic. OUGH. literally dont even begin to "you're not reccing bennguin this month" me because this fic filled my jamie quota so hard. so good. so feelings.

class is cancelled today (and other messages from my professor) by Anonymous

ship: jack hughes/nico hischier rating: T word count: 2.5k summary: From: blackboard-no-reply@newark.edu Subject: Intro to Sports Philosophy (KPE120H1) Winter 2024: Class cancelled To: KPE120H1_all Hi class, I couldn't find a fucking parking space so I'm cancelling lecture today. Sorry for the inconvenience. Everyone gets 10/10 on today's group activity and drop-in office hours will be rescheduled because I need some time away from this fucking campus. Anyway, email me if anything comes up. -Jack Today 9:21 am A series of emails and tweets from the faculty and students at Newark College in the state of New Jersey.

I LOVE THIS FICCCCCC..... i love the idea of it and OUGH the execution is great!! i literally had so much fun reading this

rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints by Anonymous

ship: jack eichel/connor mcdavid rating: E word count: 32k summary: For all the draft hype and semi-annual questions about it, that’s all there ever was between him and Eichel. No friendship, no rivalry, just a one-minute maybe in a crowded hotel room on a team that was never as relevant as Connor wanted it to be. Even if Eichel had meant anything at all by it at the time, he’s surely forgotten about it by now. **** Jack Eichel is traded to the Pacific Division and Connor McDavid is being super normal about it

you know i have to have mceichel on these and OUGH this fic does not disappoint. i love when connor is soooo normal about things in fics. i am soooo normal about him so when hes Normal as well i just. lose it.

[ador3him]

congrats on 150!! thats so sick. would you be able to do “no, don’t stop. i like the sound of your voice.” with tommy?

pairing: TommyInnit x gn!reader

warnings: friendly bullying (basically banter) swear words maybe? not proofread

requested? yes by @louscartridge

word count: 606

a/n: I LOVE TOMMY EEEE, no one has ever requested for him so i have never written for him ahhh. THIS PROMOT IS SO FREAKING CUTETEUGYEGFYUWEGFIW anyways request at 11:30 AEST (10 hrs ago) SECOND FICCCCCC

“Chat! Chat! Listen to me chat, I have news!” Tommy’s boisterous laugh booms through the microphone- surely defeating multiple chat members. “I have a special someone here today,” his eyes widen as he looks around the room, briefly making eye contact with y/n the special someone. He laughs some more as y/n tries to stifle theirs with their hand. Chat goes crazy because Tommy is clearly eye-talking to someone off camera. “Okay Chat are you ready to see who it is? But first! Subscribe, give me subs, donate! Most people find me annoying at first, but you might not later so please consider subscribing because it helps me out a bunch!” he cringes at the mess of his ever so iconic intro. “Come in, say hi,” he beams at y/n who runs into frame tackling Tommy off his gaming chair.

“I am here! In England! Brighton! London! Essex! Your backyard if you live in England!” y/n laughs at their little bit and helps Tommy off his carpet. But y/n steals his chair before Tommy had the chance to sit in it. “Hey, you idiot get up, this is my home, and this is a chair only for the big man. Me!” Tommy struggles to pull y/n off his chair, they just laugh at his efforts. “Fine I will sit beside you,” Tommy shoves y/n over a bit making room for the both of them on the chair, Tommy is kind of sitting on top of y/n with his leg laying over theirs to make it comfier.

“Should I introduce myself? Some people may not know me,” y/n asks Tommy whispering slightly, he just nods and smiles into the camera. “Hey Chat! I am y/n or better known as y/s/n, and this is the official Tommy and y/n meetup! I am so excited to be here,” y/n beams a smile spreading widely across their face. There are some messages in chat to talk about how Tommy and y/n met and how they got close so they both took the opportunity to talk about it.

“Well, y/n just couldn’t resist me and my sexiness and my big man-ness, I am irresistible toward the people,” Tommy jokily smirks wrapping an arm around y/ns shoulders pulling them slightly closer. “That is not at all what happened, okay so Dream messaged me and asked me to join the DreamSMP at the start of 2022 and I basically met Tommy and we hit it off.” y/n summarizes. “More than that happened come on tell the details, our first conversation, our first call, or do you just not remember because you hate me!” Tommy gasps fakely.

“Shut up you gronk. We first talked because Tommy needed to borrow something out of Punz’s house, and it happened that Punz was showing me around that area of the SMP and he introduced us. We first called when you asked me to join an Among Us stream and it was horrible y-“ y/n’s smile drops as they read ‘Shut up’ ‘God could they be more annoying’ ‘This is Tommy’s stream not theirs geez’. Tommy presses mute and turns the camera off.

” No, don’t stop. I like the sound of your voice. Don’t listen to them, we can turn off the stream and just hang out!” He moves a fallen piece of hair out of y/ns face and tucks it behind their ear. They just nod resting their head on his shoulder, and he places a kiss on their forehead to comfort them.

The next week was going to nice because y/n loves talking and Tommy loves hearing y/n talk. The perfect duo, the speech duo.

[ambria]

Take Yo Man // Marauders

play ‘Take Yo Man’ by city girls <3

paring: marauders x reader (minus peter. his rat ass doesn’t exist) oc x reader (platonic)

warnings: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE. I don’t really know what else.

a/n: STRAIGHT CRACK FICCCCCC! I LITERALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS IN THE SHOWER BLASTING THIS SONG. this song is a bop...change my mind.

This is not proofread—

Hanging out with the infamous marauders weren’t an uncommon thing.

If anything you were considered one. Well let’s say a honorary member because all the boys have massive crushes on you.

I mean could you really blame them?

Your long [h/c] hair, and gorgeous [e/c] eyes. They couldn’t get enough.

You were oblivious at times but even you knew that the boys liked you. In fact the whole school knew. It wasn’t an unknown thing.

And you used the fact to your advantage.

It’s not like you were using them and playing with their feelings, you weren’t. you had liked them for a while now too but didn’t know how to go about it so you just stuck with teasing them.

The obvious flirting and the lingering stares and the warm touches happened all the time.

Everyone assumed you guys would start some type of relationship soon.

And you weren’t opposed to the idea of dating them. In fact it was quite the fantasy you had at night, in your dreams, and anytime you spaced out.

You’d think of all the lovey dovey stuff you could all do together. And the sex....THE SEX?!

it would be amazing. But you kept those thoughts to yourself for now.

Back to the teasing part, that’s how you ended up in the situation your in right now.

The boys dorm room was a common place for your weekly hangouts if not in the common room.

Today we decided to chill and listen to some music.

You all were in a circle with you being in between Sirius’ legs with your back against his chest. Remus being on his left back against the foot of one of the boys bed. James siting on the group leaning on a chair. And your best friend, Leila, sitting across from you.

You guys weren’t talking about anything important really. The topic of school came up and everyone would add a comment every now and then, with the music playing in the background filling the silence.

When all of a sudden a familiar beat starts playing as the next song starts, as soon as you hear it your head snaps up so fast to look at your best friend sitting across from you, both of you wide eyed, huge smiles break out on your faces while the boys look at you both, confusion written all across their faces.

You both jump up fast and rush to the music player, turning it up. Then you find your wand and cast a silencing charm so you wouldn’t disrupt any other students.

“What are you guys doing?” The question comes from the Potter boy. You slowly turn around and smirk at him,

“You’ll see.” Is all the boy gets as you guys restart the song. Leila restarts the song.

“ITS THE CITY GIRLS, AND YOU KNOW WE’LL OUT FUCK YOU SO GET OUT MY FACE BEFORE I TOUCH YOU! HOE DONT YOU KNOW CANT YOU UNDERSTAND?! IF YOU FUCK WITH ME ILL TAKE YO MAN!”

All of the boys eyes go wide and mouths go ajar,

“BITCH YOU KNOW ILL TAKE YO MAN HOE! DONT PLAY WITH ME!”

You jump in the closest boys face, who happens to be Sirius,

“I—” he starts to say, but you place a finger over his mouth to shush him.

“Let me tell you 'bout this hater from around my hood. Kept trying a bitch like my pussy ain't good. See this bitch ain't like me and I don't know why. But I'ma give her a reason when I take her guy!”

You and Leila grab hands and climbs on Remus’ bed to start jumping. You guys continue this as the songs goes on.

You suddenly jump down and walk over to James the crouch down to his level, as he is sitting on the floor,

“Pussy hoe, where your man at? So, I can fuck him in his mouth, in your house where he laying at!!”

You pat his check. Then you look over to the other two to see they all had pillows over their laps. You start laughing hard.

Leila grabs you hand and heads to the door to leave, once you both leave the song is still playing. All while you and Leila are still singing on the way to your dorm.

_____

This sucked. But it was fun writing 😭😭😭

[thesilencebeforeastorm]

Breaking Point - Jean x Marco

A/n: Guess who's back with another JeanMarco ficccccc

TW: Some harsh language is used

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The mess hall was how it usually was, not too loud to piss off Captain Levi but not completely quiet either. After today's training, the cadets settled down for their meals, talking amongst themselves about their day and for the days ahead. Everyone sat with their usual groups of friends. On this table was Jean, Marco, Sasha and Connie.

"Today's training sure was something", Connie said. 

"Oh yeah it was something alright, you got your ass handed to you by David", Jean teased. Marco and Sasha laughed. 

"Oh I did not get my ass handed to me!" Connie yelled back. 

"Did too"

"Did not!"

The back and forth playful bickering between them led to Connie shoving Jean on the side not realizing that his hand would meet the drink Jean had on the table. Not being fast enough to grab it, the drink spilled on Jean's lap.

"Ah crap Connie, look what you did!" Jean barked at him.

"Don't worry, I'll go get more napkins!" Marco said as he gave Jean all that he had and got up to go get more.

Marco walked over to the other side of the mess hall, only to be met by a particular set of eyes staring at him. While normally he would have just brushed it off, he knew what was coming. It was a particular cadet, one who liked to tease, no more like bully Marco because he was gay. 

"Aw your girlfriend got her drink spilled on her lap? Gonna clean it up for her?"

Marco furrowed his eyebrows at the comment but then ignored it like he usually did every other time. He never brought it up to Jean either, knowing how his temper was and how that would lead to a fight. 

As Marco got the napkins and headed back, the cadet got up behind him.

"Better not keep her waiting"

Just ignore him Marco

"Can't believe they let fags into the military", he scoffed.

That was Marco's breaking point. Setting the napkins down, he turned around and met the cadets face with his fist. 

Everyone jumped up from their tables, not expecting a fight to happen, let alone for Marco to be in one. They had to adjust their eyes to make sure they were seeing correctly.

As the cadet stumbled backwards, he was met with Marco's hands again as he grabbed him by his shirt and slammed him into the wall.

"The hell is your problem!?" Marco barked out, every ounce of internal rage coming to the surface. 

Jean's eyes widened, realizing who shoved who into the wall. Without second thought, he dashed to his side, grabbing Marco's arms from behind in an attempt to get him to let go.

"Hey man, what are you doing!?" Jean shouted.

It didn't take much for Jean to get a hold of him since Marco had let go naturally. Though he was off of him, Marco's eyes continued to pierce through the cadets own eyes, his breath shaky from the struggle and rage.

The cadet laughed. "This fag is always here to rescue you huh?"

Jean did a double take at the cadet and then back at Marco, putting the pieces together as to what was going on. Seems he kept picking at Marco and he had had enough. 

Hearing the comment again, Marco fought against Jean's hold to hit him again. Jean didn't realize how much strength Marco had and while he struggled a bit, he was still able to hold him back. Never had he'd seen Marco that upset and made a mental note to never get on his bad side. Jean felt his own anger rising, wanting to punch the cadet in his face himself but for the sake of Marco, he withheld himself in the moment. He had to get Marco away first.

Pulling him back and handing him to Bertholdt, Jean made a quick turn and kicked the cadet in his stomach before throwing a few quick punches of his own, leaving the cadet bloody and with bruises. This was getting messy.

"That's enough!" he heard Reiner yell out as he grabbed him to pull him back and out of the mess hall.

As they got outside, Reiner finally let go of Jean whose only interest was in finding Marco. Looking over to his right he saw him holding on to the wooden railing, staring down. His muscles flexed against the tight grip he had on the rail, trying his hardest to keep it together. Bertholdt was behind him. 

"Bertholdt!" Reiner called out. "Let's give them some time alone". Agreeing, the two of them left, leaving Jean and Marco to talk.

"Hey man, you okay?" Jean asked softly, before placing his hand on Marco's shoulder. 

"I tried so hard to keep it together… every single day I'd hear his voice saying nasty things about you… I couldn't take it anymore".

Jean gripped Marco's shoulders slightly, feeling the anger that his boyfriend had to endure all this pain alone and keep it hidden from him.

"Why didn't you tell me? I would have done something about it".

Marco shrugged Jean's hand off and stood up to face him, fist balled up at his side, and tears threatening to fall from his eyes. "That's the thing Jean, I didn't want you to get involved. I know how you are. I thought if I ignored it that he would stop…"

Jean sighed. Marco wasn't someone who caused any trouble but kept the peace amongst the cadets. Jean was a hothead, always getting into fights with Eren and Marco was the one who always stopped him. He never imagined that he would be on the opposite end this time.

"It doesn't matter how I am. If that idiot messes with you again, you tell me and I'll put a stop to it, got it?"

Marco breathed a shaky breath before letting his fist go. "Alright…".

Jean didn't like to see Marco like this. He knew what would make him feel better.

"Good. Now let's go, I'm beat and I still have my drink spilled on my pants. I look like I pissed myself".

That comment got a laugh to escape from Marco's lips as he wiped away a tear that fell. Jean knew that would work. 

"Ahh there we go!" he laughed as he wrapped his arm around the back of his neck, pulling him into a soft headlock.

"Hey let go!" Marco exclaimed as he shoved Jean off playfully as they headed to their rooms for the night.

~

~

Captain Levi watched as the cadet struggled to get up from the floor, blood staining his lips from the hits that he got earlier. He hissed at the pain before noticing the captain.

"Captain Levi! Why didn't you stop them?"

The captain's expression stood nonchalant as ever but felt no remorse for him.

"Tch, you deserve it. You're cleaning up the entire mess hall. I want it spotless. You're also on stable duty until I say so".

The cadet couldn't believe what he was hearing but it served him right. If this was what his punishment was, he made sure not to mess with those two ever again. 

Tagging: @humanitys-hottestsoldier @paopufruittt

Masterlist

[kellykadesperate]

my brain said go to bed but my heart said: go write ficccccc!! so this is set after tonight’s episodes have taken place! 

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Cake and Sambuca:

Aaron has to hold at Robert’s shoulder as they walk home from the pub, stop him from falling over a piece of gravel and hurting himself.

“Had to make sure you were alright didn’t I? What with your age and that.” Aaron stuffs a pillow behind his back as they lay down on the sofa now, Robert’s legs on top of his.

Robert’s sort of gazing at him, mouth half open and eyes flickering. He’s got this toothy grin, this slightly pissed and mesmerised face on that makes Aaron feel like it’s his special day. Then he shakes his head and wriggles a finger out.

“You’ve been waiting all day haven’t ya?” Robert leans closer, has a hand circling Aaron’s thigh as he hovers his mouth over Aaron’s and then pulls away. Teasing. He’s really bloody teasing like they didn’t spend all morning in bed. “To make fun of my age.” He finishes, now leaning back against the sofa.

Aaron shrugs. “Can’t help it.” He says, smirking now. “Still think you’re ...” he blushes slightly, and he’s always a little like this after he’s had a drink. Robert relishes in it completely.

“Go on. Say I’m fit and have done with it.” Robert says, the smirk on his face is even bigger when Aaron rolls his eyes.

“You’re fit.” Aaron barely whispers before leaning forward and holding Robert by the back of the neck to bring him forward. He kisses him slow and soft and then all at once, so hard that Robert feels like he’s floating.

He pulls away though, seconds later, deciding to brush a hand across Robert’s cheek and stare at him. “You had a good day?”

Robert nods readily, looks at the mounds of birthday cake still left and the vouchers Liv bothered to buy him. Seb’s been on FaceTime too, properly grinning and slapping the phone. He’s got a card from him too. He didn’t expect anything. He didn’t expect any of this if he’s being really honest with himself.

“Sometimes I still pinch myself.” Robert’s head dips. “Because of what I have. You. Just because I have you here ... Vic and Diane and Chas ...”

Aaron snorts, plays with the hem of Robert’s shirt like he usually does and the smiles. “Not like you don’t deserve it.” He says, and then he smiles. “You’re all grown up and loved now. Properly loved.”

Maybe he doesn’t get the meaning behind it all but Robert does. He gets a lump in his throat and he latches right on to the fact that he’s properly loved now.

Settled and happy in the knowledge.

It’s still a little overwhelming.

He nods his head slowly against it and then kisses Aaron again. “Been the best ... best birthday ever this.” He mumbles against his lips.

“That’s Diane. I just wanted to spend the day in bed doing exactly what you wanted me to.” Aaron snorts, he gets to be sexy and adorable at the exact same time. “Sorry.”

Robert holds at his arm and arches an eyebrow. “For what? Making my first birthday as official husbands the best thing in the world.”

Aaron bites his lip, Robert marvels in the way he looks at him sometimes. It’s like he hangs on his every word, his mood lifts with Robert’s smile.

“I love you.” Aaron says, heavy and soft and simple. He has a hand through Robert’s and he touches Robert’s ring with the other hand.

“I love you too.” Robert whispers as he draws in closer and kisses Aaron again. They both taste like alcohol and frosting and it’s the best thing in the world really.

It’s them, kissing like teenagers on the sofa and laughing when a bit of confetti falls away from Robert’s shirt.

“Just think ... this time next year we’ll be up to our eyeballs in nappies.” Robert grins, looking up at Aaron who’s half laying on the sofa now. His lips are bruised and bright red and yet he sobers slightly.

Scared. Worried.

“Maybe.” Aaron says, tentative and unsure and yet he still smiles.

“I’ll make sure of it.” Robert nods adamantly and it’s enough to get Aaron kissing him again.

“If you say so. We better make the most of the lack of distraction on this birthday of yours then.” Aaron says, unhooks himself for Robert and then extends a hand out for him to hold onto.

Liv’s a smart girl. She’ll take her time clearing up at the pub with the rest of them.

They’re making the most of this.