#FAT ASS SNEK

[lewdssyum]

Sir pentious and 🥤?

he was unaware he could make those sounds at such a volume... also he's drinking a Large Swallow because i found that hilariously fitting for hell

[kittievampire]

Hear me out... You know how some people like to draw Leviathan with a long-ass, thicc tongue? How bout we see what dat tongue do? 😏😘

(love the writing, btw! Top tier Asmo and Levi content!)

HmMmMmMmmMmm I feel like Levi is an eater.

Lemme see what I have in my bag, My Dear~

Click here if you wanna request!

That Tongue Tho

Warnings: Cursing, Oral (fem!receiving), Dom!PussyDrunk!Leviathan x Sub!Fem!Reader, Overstim, Levi has a long ass tongue, Levi has a forked ass tongue, Snek Levi ftw

Enjoy~

"L-Levi!"

Your voice was high-pitched and slightly shaky, eyes spilling tears over your flushed cheeks as your head rested against the edge of his bed-tub. You moved your hips upwards in response to the nearly numbing pleasure that was Leviathan's service.

The Sin of Envy was currently feasting upon your sensitive, succulent little pussy right in his tub. With hardly any space, his legs had to rest in an awkward position, but once he got that first lick of your addictive essence, all rationale flew out the hardly-ever-opened window. He held your thighs in a vice grip, pushing them against either side of his face in hopes of suffocating while visciously eating you out. The stuttering, socially awkward otaku who seemed a bit prudish at first seemed long gone, by now. It's like he was getting intoxicated by you.

There was the way he held your thighs and abused cunt to his face as if he'd die without them, then there was the way his hips thrusted his pelvis into the blankets below the two of you for some kind of friction, then there was his tongue. His fucking tongue. Leviathan had snake-like features, this you knew, but the fact that he was hitting such deep spots within your cunny made you fucking keen.

"L-Levi I-I can't-" You tried to push his hand away, only for him to grab your wrist, purple scales beginning to form on his own. Through your fuzzy gaze, you looked down to see the demon stare you down, almost competitively. Something akin to a predator trying to scare off another predator from it's meal.

Slowly, he pulled his mouth away, and slid his long tongue out of you. "Let. Me. Eat." The next second, his demon form manifested, tail wrapping around your waist to keep you positioned as he began to mercilessly rub your puffy clit with his fingers. "I don't care if you cry. I don't care if you think you can't go on for any longer." He licked a fat stripe up your pussy. "I'm going to eat this filthy little pussy until I'm done."

Surprised by the, rather gluttonous and possessive, statements from the Avatar of Envy, you failed to immediately process his show of elongating his forked tongue as he released your hand from his grip. Your overstimulated, foggy brain realized just a moment too late what that meant for your used cunt. "Wa-" You nearly threw your head back against the edge of the tub when he shoved that thick muscle into your hole, which would've likely ended in a concussion and a massive vibe-kill for the both of you.

Leviathan's tongue traveled every inch of your soft, used walls. Deeper and deeper it traveled, and just when you think it can't go any deeper, he shoves more of it into your pussy. Your walls clenched tightly around the muscle as you whined, having felt your sixth orgasm underway. You were held tightly in place despite wanting to run away from the pleasure. Given no break, your body was forced to just take it like the good girl he wanted you to be for him.

The sin's eyes rolled back as he simultaneously ate you and humped the blankets beneath him, cock twitching in his pants with desire. His nails dug into your thighs to hold them in place as his own soft pillows as his tongue swirled deep inside of you, the wet slurping noises that escaped him making your face flush a darker shade of red.

Your legs began to twitch violently as you felt a knot begin to tighten within you, and your cunt started fluttering around his tongue as a numbing sensation traveled through your lower body. All of a sudden, it was just too fucking much. Then, you cried out in pleasure as you came hard. Your juices filled his mouth and overflowed from his lips to the blankets in the tub. Your body twitched as he continued to tongue fuck you through your high, and you let out a sigh of relief as he finally pulled away.

He wiped his mouth with his sleeve, a mischievous smirk forming on his face. "My Henry," He cooed softly, gently rubbing one of his hands against the plush of your thigh.

"I'm not done yet. I wanna see just how deep inside of you my tongue can go. So be a good girl, keep your legs open, and take it."

Sorry this was a bit short. Hope you enjoyed it tho!

Masterlist

[diabeticdingus]

Art dump part two! full effort stuff this time :)

Kahlen, my Dragonborn OC, Infernite sharpshooter with a bionic arm, totally not copied off the one Snake has in MGS 5 :3

Moja Vill Vastitium (the dragonborn) and Hainji Yokottsi (Puma Felisus, more worldbuilding shenanigans) Kinda like a breaking bad (Walter and Jesse) relationship, since I made these two for @defectummetalhead, a total breaking bad nerd (I love him for it)

Catgirl based on my IRL cat :3

Older version of the reference, before a mild redesign that made him just better in every way (Thank you @driptaculardragonborn for that :)

The aforementioned redesign, thanks again @driptaculardragonborn! Also includes @defectummetalhead's dragonborn! (Not my art)

A dragonborn for @crocutacanidae, very funky creature if i must say

Tik, a copper Kobold with a speech impediment (hence the name) who is a bomb slinging, chemical wielding madlad!

Michael, a human hacker with bionic legs and a cool ass robot dog! Part of a gang set in the worldbuilding the dragonborn are from

"Sloppy Joe", a Felisus (catboy) stuck in a concrete block, and left in a chemical slop pit to die. He's still alive today, funnily enough.

A much more 'standard furry' fursona my beloved @defectummetalhead designed for me :3

Along with his version of it! (This one's also not my art)

A pair of thingies for a project i got dragged into by another friend! Elven icebreaker ships, and Cassandra, a particularly vicious human leader.

Catalea Lapilis, do NOT fuck with a 7'4 Large Lizard Lady with an extreme amount of hidden violence. For @driptaculardragonborn

A bit more of a doodle but my OC working on his bionic arm. Gotta have regular maintenance or it's gonna get all squeaky.

A Zithrin, a funny alien raptor thing from a project another friend is working on.

A friend of mine has a dog that sometimes stances not unlike a souls game boss, and he wanted me to draw this for him. Mister bones was NOT ready.

Kahlen in MGS 3 attire. Mixing series is fun. WARNING FOR NEXT IMAGE: GORE/DISMEMBERMENT Ok you ready?

@snek-stuff's character Sadie Milton, a possum with the ability to be (painlessly) dismembered and reassembled easily. Might just be dead? Anyway, she's fine, even with an arm off.

And a Dragonborn for the same @snek-stuff! END DUMP Next up: A big fat pile of images of just me and @defectummetalhead being in love! I was not kidding when I said I love him :3

[sir-virtem]

I was thinking... The magma wyrm are some silly dragons

like, yeah is a dude, or dudette, that thought was a good idea eat dragons and now is one, that is pretty okay

but instead to become a mighty, disgustive or horrifying dragon, it becamo in some fat ass lizzard that not only can fly but that it's so so fat that if some how manague to stood up it fell over it's head and start to spin like a blayblade

like those thing can't even close their mouth and end up spreading lava everywhere like some foaming habsburg king

and they have a knife too

Don't take me wrong, those are a very high beauty starndards, like shit, most dragons are just bone and skin and that is and then there is those chubby sneks, I love them.

[meatymidnightmultiverse]

🎃🍑 for Sophie and the fat noodle Azure! And a kiss on the cheek for the latter!

"Hehehe, helping an old lady keep up with her daughter's behind? How sweet and naughty of you~"

She jests as she shakes her already impressive rump as it doubles out in size, the dress she wore for the day riding up considerably as her ass spills out of the flowing cloth.

"Hol' up... I'm still in snek form so is this gonna...?"

It's more than just the area around the hips that puff and fluff out... The entire tail widens considerably too! It wasn't all too slender to begin with either, now really resembling something closer to udon over spaghetti if we're comparing noodly ideas.

"Weh!?"

[alovecraft]

Saw a meme stating “don’t forget to look under your cushions” for porch sitters and it took me a second to go from “aww snek” to “oh, that’s a spicy noodle” cuz it was a copperhead and my dumb ass thought it was just a fat, happy corn snake.

[panelshowsource]

then this one is dedicated to u anons ❤️❤️❤️

LMAO listen... it’s for a niche audience but that audience is DEDICATED aka the summary of this blog. i don’t know if people see it and unfollow purely because of the inconvenience having to scroll through the whole damn thing (it is tagged #longpost...) or because they find it cringey but — they’re missing out. phil wang IS hot whether they want to admit it or not!!!

when i reblog the thirst post, i always lose 50–100 followers 😅 the asks posts cost me a handful of followers as well, but i’m not too worried about that! i can’t skimp on these and leave you guys hanging, and i’m sure those fussy people wouldn’t like it if i was spamming individual asks 10 times a day either. you just can’t please everyone! UNLESS...you’re david mitchell. he unites us all 😌 (don’t worry i’ll get the thirst prepared — send it in now if you wanna be in this quarter’s reblog! hehehe)

if there’s one thing about my followers it’s that they have OPINIONS [taskmaster s10 discourse flashbacks]...

...and if there’s another thing about my followers it’s that too much joe wilkinson content maaay have stolen a couple of their braincells ✋

the amount of ya’ll who asked me to do this!!! shady!!! LMAO listen..if u have the goss, stop by my inbox...trust me with your secrets...

re: giles i only saw the shitstorm on twitter and but i cackled alone in my room for about an hour

first of all i don’t know whether i should laugh or cry at this but since it’s his comedy PERSONA i won’t take it personally!!! hehe~ second of all this is very unrelated and probably inconsequential to you being a brit or aussie or kiwi (i’m just peeping “mum”) but my company distributes midsomer murderers in the usa so if any yanks reading this wanna go stream that on amazon prime then ya girl might get a bigger holiday bonus this year just saying~~~~~

i see u sneaky snek 👀 we’ve definitely been robbed of the sweet, sweet david mitchell content that could have been from more series of the bubble and was it something i said. the thing is, panel shows live and die by their casts & group chemistry. shows like big fat quiz and have i got news for you are both bog standard ass quiz shows with no particularly unique or engaging qualities outside of their roster of personalities. why, then, is big fat quiz so much better than hignfy, you know? if i don’t take the formats into much consideration, then it just comes down to shows led by comedians i personally like. BUT...you know...i do like to believe i have some taste...so 💅 i’d tentatively suggest comedy world cup, you have been watching, and argumental as those that either died too soon and/or might thrive were they resurrected. the first two because i think david tennant and charlie brooker are stellar hosts and i miss seeing their lil faces on the reg, and the third because the format of the show really lends itself to some hilarious dynamics — almost like taskmaster, the comedians are forced to heavily interact and it was one of the only panel shows with a serious teasing dynamic that didn’t turn particularly ugly, which i know many of you aren’t big fans of the way old-generation panel show fans were/are. (god, remember how fucking mean panel shows used to be lmaooooOOOO) there are “debate”-type shows like hypothetical, but argumental was...chaotic, especially with king of chaotic evil panel show menaces sean lock at the helm. do know what i mean? it would be wild to see argumental with today’s comedians, i think. worst? eep... why do i keep saying i won’t answer questions like this and then do anyways? 🤡 personally, a league of their own is borderline unwatchable to me despite the panel having perfectly decent chemistry, and hignfy either needs an entire reboot à la buzzcocks or...retirement. ya’ll probably get me. anyways bring back charlie brooker!! [bangs pots and pans]

IF THEY HAVE EYES, YEAH.............

to wrap up the shade in this ask post (lmaooo), i actually got quite a few anons about lou sanders, a...controversial character. but i’m so happy you enjoyed the show!! i think the format is wonky and the editing doesn’t do it any favours — i’m not really sure why it had this forced bake off-inspired pleasantness about it — but it ended up being delightful casual viewing. especially with the advent of jess & jamali as a newfound power couple. who would have thought! as for your question... none that strongly, i don’t think? just general preferences seeing a comedian on one show over the other, like, for example, finding aisling borderline unfunny on 8oo10c meanwhile being a delight on taskmaster. it’s very true how different formats suit different comedians! i was actually just thinking about that re: sara pascoe, who is so great on new world order. (the new season of nwo btw omggg why is every line a goldmine! oh wait, i know why!! frankie!!)

do we need to start mass-tweeting at richard osman again? i wear i have about 40 bones to pick with that man, he needs to start answering my phone calls

honestly, yeah. i mean, i know what you mean, speaking as someone who’s on the receiving end of a lot of panel show excitement/reaction. but ofc i only feel this way when i believe someone to be...overrated. which, you know, i feel from time to time, being a human being with opinions and all hehe~ 😅 last time it happened on taskmaster for me was probably s7? a fun season with some fun people, but james acaster was not the standout personality on that series. in fact, not even top 3. rhod, phil, and jessica consistently had better jokes, better banter, better dynamics with greg and alex, better moments every episode, but 80% of my inbox was about acaster. but what can i do? when you’re a huge fan of someone, you think even the way they laugh at other, funnier comedians’ jokes is funny, and that becomes part of their entertainment value in your mind. i do it with victoria every week, who i don’t think many other people would consider the standout personality of the series thus far (if you have an opinion on this, send it in!! i’m curious...). so i don’t want to be a hypocrite, but at the same time....i am a lil but huh 🤪 anyways look how cute victoria is here 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

I CAN’T STAND SOME OF YOU LMAOOOOO ...see you in LA later this month

um pls send stephen mangan recs? I ABSOLUTELY CAN PICTURE JACK DEE ON TASKMASTER but you know what i feel like the older, cynical contestants like jo brand just don’t land with my followers as much as others, so i don’t know if anyone else would want him there :(

james “uber-liberal” carr

WAIT SHOULD WE DO AN ALAN DAVIES APPRECIATION POST AFTER THE SERIES ENDS ;_____; i really need an excuse to make compilation-style gifsets like this of a bunch of different comedians. it might be time to bring the polls back...

aw anon ♡♡♡ i will keep this in mind and try to do my best with the fonts & text! i’m always experimenting because i’m never happy about it, but i’ll make sure to keep it legible even when it’s ugly ♡

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F.A.Q. // Tags // Ask

[zoe-oneesama]

what are the steps you make when drawing Alix's hair? ive always had trouble figuring out how her haircut is structured. (its alright if you dont feel like sharing! you can just delete this if that's the case :D )

Alix is a hard one because what is even happening up there, amiright? But I’ll do my best to help!

1. Start with One Smol Bald Snek

2. Start with the first raptor claw from the center of the head to the right. Return to add the hangnail sticking up from the top of the claw.

3. Cross another claw under the first one in the opposite direction.

4. Fill out the hair line with waves. You can do this in any order, but I prefer to start with the outside to define how high and wide the bangs are. Don’t worry about them being even (or making sense) because Alix’s hair is the most nonsensical thing I’ve had to draw...so far.

5. Time for her random ass ponytail. Like Marinette, I draw a fat strawberry and add extra jagged edges, because Alix is a Wild Child.

6. From the top of the head originating from the part, I start going down her head to her neck with small jagged layers. Picture a chicken’s butt. I start with the top curve because I like to go into a downward pointed triangle, and adding the unlayered top to her head makes room for her hat (if I draw it) or gives her hat hair when she’s not. I also like to put some cuts in front of her pony tail.

7. And she’s done! I’d teach you how to draw her hat but I’m still trying to figure that step out.

[tremendousmothergoat]

>>Eat him

While she might've liked some extra cushioning on the way back.. To be fair, her fat ass was all the cushioning she ever needed while sitting down. She plucked the last soldier off the ground, ignoring his screams and pleading while she stripped his armor off. Once he was past her lips and sliding down her throat, it was much harder to hear him!

She looked down at her stomach with a smirk, watching it weakly wobble and shift around inside her uniform. The semi-tight armored latex kept any of them from being able to thrash around enough to even begin to upset her stomach, while giving enough flexibility for her stomach to expand and accommodate however many prey she needed. Thumping her chest, she let out a brassy belch, then shouldered her rifle and pressed the radio button to signal the all-clear.

Once she was back on the airship, a Viper snuggled up to either side, she finally could let her uniform relax, unzipping the front and allowing her snek friends to explore her belly with their hands and rub away at it. She sat back in her seat, spreading her legs as she felt a scaly tail slip into her panties to stroke around, and let her mouth gape open as she belched out an acid-worn piece of kevlar. Yeah, this was the life. Who needed to be fighting aliens? They had the right idea. Humans were way better food than aliens. Once the planet's taken over, hopefully she can get a spot as executioner of the last remaining parts of XCOM.. After all, not like aliens have limits on how much she can fatten her ass with the enemy.

The End....?

[sheepyships-archive]

my gay ass is really feeling it tonight for iguro obanai, like i want to give my snek husband a bit fat kiss on his forehead bc he's shorter than me and bc i just really wanna be affectionate with him rn. i wanna just tell him i love him sm, even if he does have scars, idfc hes still pretty and wonderful, HE DESERVES THE WHOLE WORLD MAN. like, i wanna just lay with him and hold him close, just tell him that i love him like x1000 times over and over again, bc he deserves love and to be happy, and i wanna make him happy!

it's like 12 am and i'm tired but in a fluffy lovey mood rn. fuck man, i love the snek boyf.

[omnipointmuses]

(‿ˠ‿) + Reversed - Weiss' huge fat ass sits on a certain snek~

Honestly if Weiss hadn't planted ger titanic Titanic-sinking tush on the serpentine mother, the chunky naga of girlfriend just might've snuck her way under it at some point during the day, this way she'd need not make the effort and put all her power into hugging, kissing, and all around worshiping the Schnee booty.

[onlyjihoons]

onlyjihoons’ first follow forever!

i’m so sorry this took so so long, it was meant to be done/posted on the first anniversary of this blog(25/12/17) but i didn’t have the time to do so:( if i left out anyone, feel free to let me know!

i’ll place this under the cut, so it doesn’t clog up posts:”)

personal mentions

@markleetrashh

cheryl! i can never forget or leave you out honestly, because you’re the first ever mutual i met on tumblr! i remember being uncertain about myself and you cheering me on to write my first fic:”) you have been there for me, be it in the very beginnings of mochamark, to now that we are going to our seperate post-secondary instituitions, you are really really one of my bestest friends irl too. please never ever be scared to just talk to me whenever especially since most of the time i approach you to scream over clinic boy and jihoon if you need someone to talk to! i love you very very so so much, i hope we can last forever till we are old and still scream over markipoo💜 and thank you for teaching me the birds and bees at 12am

@jjeehoon

jennifer! we didn’t really meet through tumblr honestly, i approached you first on wattpad because you opened a graphic shop, and we just hit it off when we talked when you still hardcore stanned jihoon but now you still scream over dorm jihoon with brown parted hair and i like that we can talk about everything under the sun and still joke sm. i love you so so much, even if we’re 18 hours away from each other i constantly want to fly to toronto just to give you a hug:”) here’s to more of me roasting you and our friendship heh

@alliwannado-w1

iris! you’re one of the first people to approach me to make friends, and till now i can never forget that. it’s really crazy how you actually came over to stay at my house for 4 days, i had so much fun with you and xuan it was the best days of 2017. it is a really big pity that you have to leave tumblr like that, i would miss you and your 3am posts on tumblr:( i vividly remember the last night where we just talked about everything and i nearly cried:(( you’re really an older sister i never had, and you filled that void for me even if it was just for 4 days. i’ll try to arrange a trip to KL when i can so i can visit you and your durian farm and your family! i love you and good luck with college💕

@hwangminn

rissa! i don’t know where to start honestly, you’re really mature for your age and i’m so thankful for you, making the constant effort to placate my clingy/whiny ass out of your busy schedule to talk to me. also being my #1 counsellor, and supporter, i really want to visit alberta to hug you, and thank you for everything. even with tricky timezones, you always manage to chat up with me, and also snek with me hahah i hope you don’t stress yourself too much with school, stay healthy and happy! i love you💚💚

@whatabrightplace/ @tinaneggo

tina! i can never thank you enough for being there for me whenever you can, and being honest with me about everything. i really love how youre just so swaggy with everything even when youre busy. you have also helped me through some rough parts of my mental state, and im so so grateful for that. as much as you tell me i’m good, you also excel in many parts i don’t and i’m proud of you for that. please don’t overstress yourself and stay happy! i love you💙💙

@pwjins/ @seo-yeons

allison! you’re someone i can learn sm from, applying for scholarships and juggling everything as a whole. even tho we don’t talk very often, we do go a lil crazy when we do haha, relating to many problems as 01 liners, and talking about anything and everything. i really want to fly over to wherever you are to give you a big hug, and just spend a day out together or something. i hope you achieve whatever you dreamed of and i love you🧡

@cannedapricot

apricot! i’m so thankful for you, when you confessed that you read my works since mochamark days i was really shocked. you never fail to hype me up, and support me through everything. we always have wild conversations it just cracks me up whenever i think of it haha. congrats on getting the classes you wanted, i’m so happy for you, and you worked hard. nEver doubt yourself!! i’ll always support you and i love you please cut down on the swearing too

@hwinkinghwi

xuan! im so thankful for you being there for me for everything, and we just complain about anything and everything its so funny omg. we both have similar traits and we always support each other throughout im really grateful;-; youre also there for me when im really hyper and stuff, im glad you havent actually blocked me asdfghjkl i love you and dont over-stress yourself for school!

@xiupch

shuri! we only started talking like this year and i dont regret it;-; you’ve been always making me laugh, with the venn diagram of winkzee vs jeongzee i cant breathe while thinking of it hahahaah i hope you stay healthy and happy and i love you<3

@wannawrite

L! i really enjoy talking to you as we do know the same people from your school and you’re the younger sister who always has my back! im so thankful for you even tho we don’t talk very often due to school and other commitments, i hope you do well in school! 姐姐爱你多多ok!!

Nic! i know we don’t really talk but thank you for sending me the letter! i was really touched that you sent me a letter and im sorry i have nothing to send in return;-; i hope you do well in secondary school and don’t be like me, a dumb ass who only does late minute studying:”)

@hyunjinh

jas wifey,, till this day i have no idea how i married sucha beatiful being i cry tears of jealousy every time i see your pics ugh. truly, a power couple jasxhyunjin jeongin and i are shaking:”) even tho you always have a bad habit of ghosting on me and sending me 1 second snaps, i still love you nonetheless and i hope we can talk more!! be it roasting/snakeing or screaming over hyunjin i’ll always be here to talk and i hope you can get your biopsych major!! i’ll be your exclusive reporter ok💘

@deepdickdaniel

ariane! youre one of the best moms i have on tumblr, telling and teaching me everything a true mother would:”) even though we don’t talk often, the things we talk about when we do are truly hilarious and im thankful for that. i hope we can talk more often, even if i’m your 1 in 30 children you have❣

@ongnable

jas! even if we haven’t talked often, i always see you on my dash and you’re just really adorable! constantly supporting me, im so thankful for you and i always melt when you talk to me. i hope you do well in college!

@pinksausageduo

dain! i remember reading all of your fics and lowkey fangirling when you followed me back aaaa thank you for creating everyong, and also making the effort to make everyone feel included! you always manage to get me out of my writers’ block, and i feel bad that i havent really helped you with your writers’ blocks:( thank you for also supporting me in everything, it means so much to me. i love you and stay healthy and happy!

@porkjeojang

sum! whenever i see you on my dash my day just lights up because your reblogs always cheers me up whenever. we havent been talking lately, i hope everything is going well! i hope you do well in college and everything you do<3

@aesjae

mia! i really look up to you being able to do well in everything you do, and also being able to put up with my childish jokes:”) please don’t ever doubt/underestimate yourself, you’re awesome honestly when will i ever be as good as you;-; your love for jae is just so pure i want to hug you, i love you and stay healthy and happy!

@7aiguanlin

xue! we barely even talk but i really love your works and its always something i read before falling asleep. i hope we can talk more and i hope you do well in everything you do!

@stormae

mae! i really adore you and cherish the times we actually talk, even if its short. your works never make me bored, and youre a really nice person to talk to! i hope we can talk more as well, please stay healthy and happy!

@day6euphoria

sarah, i can never ever leave you out for this. thank you for being there for me through everything, and my lowest during o’s when i started to freak out really badly. we have so many inside jokes, and i feel like a bitch whenever we roast people hahah. please dont ever doubt yourself, if you need someone to talk to im always here. thank you for your constant reassurance, and i hope you can do well💛

@taehobbie

isti! its really crazy how we really get along with each other uwu everytime i see you i want to burst into big fat ugly tears!!! even though we’re both busy i hope we can meet more often and eventually go for bangtan’s concert tgt yeet i love u sm nasti pls stay healthy and happy<33333

@chaeyolks

jupiter! im so glad we met uwu i really enjoy your company and i really cherish the times we spend together! thank you for being there for me when i needed you and no amount of words can express how grateful i am for you. i love you!!!

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i would like to thank each and everyone of you for constantly making my day with your conversations and being a big supportive family! i love you guys aaa

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@jihoonation @wannamoon @xiupch @callmeguks @emperorhwangs @sihyunarchive @jsmmn2002 @ongnable @caisxukun @livingthejeojanglife @cannedapricot @samoyeddaniel @day6euphoria @7aiguanlin @woojiniee @starrywinters @yooneroos @taehobbie @fatenumberfor @wannabl @fluffykth @donghyxns @whatabrightplace @baejinsgirl @mongniel @bbyhyucks @porkjeojang @jihoonslattee @hwinkinghwi @hwangminn @daehwifi @w1talks @dong-hyucks @deepdickdaniel @ennergetics @idaehwi @cheonjaem @wannawrite @bambyeol @wannatales @seung-mins @wannabeone @longquos @danieverie @alliwannado-w1 @pinksausageduo @chaeyolks @fromwannaone @honeytaeyong @aesjae @jjeehoon @thirsty-for-jae @neotechs @nimearv @andreawxng @winwiniswinning @imagineproduce101 @gugulin @seong-wu @wanna1-texts @thenctcults @hey-uta @textingnct @teeyongs @183cmjaemin @hunbomb @babyjungwoo @1aechan @jecngin @chipsandwaffles @koreankollection @sammymunchiecheerios @stormae @suhsexual @gwikimchi @choco-seventeen @squishteen @seventeen-scenarios-blog @warmau @puppetwritings @strayboys @jeongout-sk

if i left anyone out, im so sorry! just drop me a dm and i’ll add your name right away.

it has been a year with me as a writer on tumblr, i would also like to thank my lovely followers and anons! im happy that you guys would actually spend time to read my cringe fics;-; thank you guys so much. 

[captainpangolin]

How everyone describes them:

~6000 year old supernatural entities, an angel and a demon, hereditary enemies. Aziraphale is wise and loves books, Crowley is amoral and cunning. Et cetera, et cetera.

How the fandom (including Michael Sheen, I'm sure) describes them:

Gay disasters. Theyre not gay exactly but shh.

Aziraphale is pure of heart, home of sexual, and dumb of ass. He is also dummy thicc fat (the objective adjective) and we love him cuz he precious and an absolute delight. Yet somehow an absolute bastard. He loves soft things, however Crowley is the softest babey.

Crowley is babey and also a snek. He is a wibbley wobbley snek. Tries to be sexy bad boy, is just lil wiggly bastard. He is still a good person and **looks around to make sure he and Azzie aren't watching** dare I say... Nice?

Also THEY'RE IN LOVE, TAKE THAT, BOOMERS--

No offence Amazon Prime’s descriptions of Crowley and Aziraphale are literally the funniest things I’ve ever read

[sexy-sans-the-ass]

What about the UF/SF bros pets? Like do you think that they have teacup the pig/doomfanger? And how they found them/their relationship to the pet?

Ahhhh this is cute. ----Edge (Uf Papyrus) He most Definitely has a cat. Its fat and fluffy and 100% named Doomfanger because this boi is a dork. Doomfanger is a little ball of spite and hatred with literally everyone outside of you, Red and Edge himself. It can even be pretty pissy around you guys at times. But that isn't often at all. Red (Uf Sans) His pet would probably be some big ass dog, tbh. Like a Rotti. Yeah. His Rottweiler's name is Dust, because its really protective of him and if you try to fuck with him it'll tear your ass to pieces and dust ya. He acts like the dog is a pain in his ass but whenever you come home to find him asleep on the couch the two of them are cuddling. Until Dust jumps up to greet you and scares the shit out of him. Then hes at the door too and practically fighting the dog to be the first to receive your affection. Blackberry (Sf Sans) He has a pet crow named Ink. Crows are remarkably intelligent creatures and he takes great pleasure in having a companion thats almost as cunning as him. Ink can actually be a little bastard, but hes protective of Black and he absolutely adores you. Black cant tell you the number of times hes come back from patrol to find the bundle of feathers sleeping all cuddled against your chest while you watch movies. Mutt (Sf Papyrus) This tol bean has a SNEK. Thats right, a big ass red tail boa thats as long as he is. And hes pretty damn long. With him being as lazy and calm as he is, a pet that requires little effort to take care of like a snake is perfect. Its name is Noodle, because thats about as threatening as it gets. It likes to wrap around him, drape itself over him, weave itself through his ribs and so on. The constant thrumming of his magic is nice and toasty and its drawn to it by its cold blooded nature. Its very affectionate towards him, and will seek him out whenever it knows hes home (yes the brothers let it roam the apartment). It also gets along surprisingly well with Ink and hasn't tried to eat or attack the bird once. ---I have three dogs, they are all my children and I love them. And I freaking love sneks. The precious noodles. I hope this is okay!!!

[firemama]

i really want my own pet lizard but im deathly scared of having really small pets (for proof, see, Fat Ass Cat, Big Snek, Fucking Taratunla Boy, etc), specially cause im really switchy and jerky and ill eventually drop a smoll i fuckin swear, and ive never seen a place selling a lizard that isnt like, a fucking baby the size of the nail of my thumb, but i dont really want a full grown boy immedeatly off the bat cause gunna have a small home for a while so id need a smaller tank,,,

THE POINT IS, why does no one sell lizards at teen-age why are they all infants or old boys aaaaaaa

[h0n3ypup]

Shhhh I knew I had to do this, I’ve got a lot on my plate aaaa !! Tagged by the wonderful @kawaii-niki, Thank youuu!!

Nickname(s): Literallyy, Lit, Em, Ems, Daddy, Karamatsu ( I can do the voice ok ), Dork, honestly I can’t think of shit

Star sign: Aquarius! :0

height: 5′ 7″ >v<

Last thing I Googled: Drowning in a wave of sadness || Osomatsu San (IM SO MAD THE VIDEO GOT REMOVED OFF YOUTUBE AAAAA)

Favorite Music Artist: Owl City, REOL (We’re twins Niki!!), Shaun Wasabi, Just all those great songs aaa idk I’m tired :(

Song Stuck in my head: History Maker a.k.a The Yuri!!! on ice theme song,,

Last movie I watched: Big Fat Greek Wedding 2

Last tv show I watched: Osomatsu San because I don’t watch TV

When did you create your blog?: Aaaa I had one back in 2015 but never used it until early last year, then created a new one in about May, same time i got into Osomatsu San so boom, Osomatsu San blog!

What kind of stuff do I post?: Well I reblog content alot, sometimes I’ll post screenshots from episodes with sarcastic and mocking captions, Video edits and just general Osomatsu San bullshit because it’s a really shitty show and I watch it >:(

Do I have any other blogs?: My main blog is this one but I’m a mod at @motivationmatsu (Mod Choro :0) so not much really,,

Do I get asks regularly?: Mmm sometimes-? I mean I’ll get the occasional headcanon which is really fun to read! And then I have the ‘what song did you use for the ____ edit?’ etc

Why did I choose my URL?:  Because I’m the legitimate Literallyy, bitch who spells literally with 2 y’s anyway 😂

Gender: Female :0 No sneks here sorry

Hogwarts house: Never got into Harry Potter, sorry!

Pokemon team: Instinct!! I’ll fucking dab if I have to prove it

Favorite color: Red!! I really like any shade of red! 50 shades of red! Oh ew thats like 50 shades of Osomatsu, wow okay nvm

Average hour of sleep: Aaaa.. I go to sleep at 9:30pm so.. 8 1/2 hours sleep! Not bad!

Lucky number: 8 (Was 16 but 2016 crashed it ass into my life so nope)

Favorite Characters?: SHEEEEHHHH just kidding,, Osomatsu and Karamatsu are my idiots of course! Okay maybe slip Choro in there bc he can’t be left alone :00

How many blankets do I sleep with?: 2! A brown blanket and doona (With a giant wolf on it! I thank my dad for that deal btw)

Oh I have to tag? Pshhh just do this if you want, I don’t want to disturb you guys ^^