#ExCuUuUuUSe me

[seiwas]

@ktsumu @mysugu @soumies @augustinewrites

Rkgk of more College Atsumu

[russellius]

@.mercedesamgf1: George William Russell 😮‍💨

[missamyrisa2]

what, ‘good vibes only’ doesn’t mean pinning you down and holding a magic wand on your royal parts until you gigglecum so loudly and messily for me?~ 

[larsnicklas]

well you see my beloved nhl team is hapless hopeless disastrous but by god my group of 16-20 year old major junior hockey players is an absolute wagon

[pedrospatch]

um came here from a drabble you reblogged that caught the attention of my bi ass. i’ll be back.

Take Me To Church

Summary: Set in a brothel in the late 1800’s in the Wild West; you’ve only been working there for a month when Din Djarin shows up. A bounty hunter who makes stops into town between jobs, he is known at the inn for his generous appetite and demanding preferences. Asking for you one night, he is pleased to learn you are well suited for him: your sweet nature soothing to his gruff temperament and surprising him with your ability to handle his rougher tastes. Demanding that you be made available to him every time he is in town, neither one of you is ready for where this request leads.

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Smut – this beginning chapter has MFF, oral sex (female/male receiving), vaginal sex, dirty talk

Words: 3.9K

a/n: Thank you to my friend @profkenobi​ who not only inspired me to write this down and post it but has inspired me in countless other ways as well. Thank you for reading the endless 4:30am texts/tumblr chats/daily screamings I’ve left you about this over the last couple of months. 

CHAPTER ONE: THE BEGINNING 

The first time you see him in the brothel, you call dibs, your eyes fixed on the way his throat moves when he swallows his drink. The madam replies that you are too sweet for him – he needs experienced girls.

“He’s more generous than you’ll ever meet when it comes to money, but his appetite and size are also generous”, she says, giving you a lewd smirk. “I’m not sure you’re ready.”

A skeptical look on your face, your eyes follow his loose, slightly bowlegged gait up the stairs and into a room. Somewhat intimidated by her answer, but mostly intrigued, you decide to ask the other girls about him later.

The next time he comes into town, he hears that you have been asking for him. Eyebrow raised in a question; he inquires if you’ll be able to handle him. His dark eyes study you from across the bar, watching as you chat with another girl; your face breaking into a smile at something she says.

“All the men love how sweet she is”, the madam replies, looking at you appraisingly. “I think you might like her.”

Keeping his eyes on you, he nods his head in approval before going back to his food.

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[thepoisonroom]

never forget. that they handwaved the threesome. by being like "well sometimes stuff just happens in grad school"

[vidovy]

I need to make him smile like this. Geniuen happiness. Not smug not cocky sexy smile, JUST TRULY HAPPY, CHEEKY SMILE.....and I need it rn..........

[rosicheeks]

D, I, S

[kraniumet]

the fact that i'm not allowed to do laundry on sundays. die.

[gogglebob]

SBC #34 Princess Peach & Princess Peach: Showtime!

Princess Peach: Showtime! was released a couple weeks back. For some strange reason, the game’s developer was not disclosed until release. And it turned out to be GoödFeël Company! The folks behind Kirby’s Epic Yarn, Yoshi’s Woolly World, and Yoshi’s Crafted World! And that makes perfect sense, as all these games have a few key items in common: They have amazing, all-encompassing presentations…

[icequeen-07]

Nevermind fuck this show

VOX MACHINA SEASON 3 I LOVE YOU

[pickleslice]

useful image for when you're tripping over the complications here !!

[yournein08]

excuuuuuuse me princess. Medicine - Touhou Project

[anotherpony]

Well excuuuuuuse me Princess

[partlysunny15]

she actually wasn’t embarrassed from medusa’s head she was embarrassed that he made that joke in her temple and her daughter laughed

“be right down just going to the potty” truly think that was athena's last straw

[bisexualseraphim]

One of my pet peeves about being autistic is how allistics always assume I’m being aggressive or accusatory when I ask a question.

“Ooh, why are you cleaning the fridge like that?”

“Well excUUUuuuse ME Mr Know-It-All why don’t you do it yourself if my way isn’t good enough 🤬”

…My guy I was literally asking WHY you were doing it that way because I’ve not seen it be done like that before. How the fuck is asking a question a criticism