#ExCuUuUuUSe me

[seiwas]

@ktsumu @mysugu @soumies @augustinewrites

Rkgk of more College Atsumu

[doggygod]

[russellius]

@.mercedesamgf1: George William Russell 😮‍💨

[pedrospatch]

um came here from a drabble you reblogged that caught the attention of my bi ass. i’ll be back.

Take Me To Church

Summary: Set in a brothel in the late 1800’s in the Wild West; you’ve only been working there for a month when Din Djarin shows up. A bounty hunter who makes stops into town between jobs, he is known at the inn for his generous appetite and demanding preferences. Asking for you one night, he is pleased to learn you are well suited for him: your sweet nature soothing to his gruff temperament and surprising him with your ability to handle his rougher tastes. Demanding that you be made available to him every time he is in town, neither one of you is ready for where this request leads.

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Smut – this beginning chapter has MFF, oral sex (female/male receiving), vaginal sex, dirty talk

Words: 3.9K

a/n: Thank you to my friend @profkenobi​ who not only inspired me to write this down and post it but has inspired me in countless other ways as well. Thank you for reading the endless 4:30am texts/tumblr chats/daily screamings I’ve left you about this over the last couple of months. 

CHAPTER ONE: THE BEGINNING 

The first time you see him in the brothel, you call dibs, your eyes fixed on the way his throat moves when he swallows his drink. The madam replies that you are too sweet for him – he needs experienced girls.

“He’s more generous than you’ll ever meet when it comes to money, but his appetite and size are also generous”, she says, giving you a lewd smirk. “I’m not sure you’re ready.”

A skeptical look on your face, your eyes follow his loose, slightly bowlegged gait up the stairs and into a room. Somewhat intimidated by her answer, but mostly intrigued, you decide to ask the other girls about him later.

The next time he comes into town, he hears that you have been asking for him. Eyebrow raised in a question; he inquires if you’ll be able to handle him. His dark eyes study you from across the bar, watching as you chat with another girl; your face breaking into a smile at something she says.

“All the men love how sweet she is”, the madam replies, looking at you appraisingly. “I think you might like her.”

Keeping his eyes on you, he nods his head in approval before going back to his food.

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[missamyrisa2]

what, ‘good vibes only’ doesn’t mean pinning you down and holding a magic wand on your royal parts until you gigglecum so loudly and messily for me?~ 

[vidovy]

I need to make him smile like this. Geniuen happiness. Not smug not cocky sexy smile, JUST TRULY HAPPY, CHEEKY SMILE.....and I need it rn..........

[rosicheeks]

D, I, S

[kraniumet]

the fact that i'm not allowed to do laundry on sundays. die.

[gogglebob]

Year in Review: 2024

Where does all the time go? Into videogames! Now that it’s 2025, let’s look at the fun parts of 2024. Disappointment of the Year: Princess Peach Showtime! Having had a few months to ruminate on my thoughts on Princess Peach: Showtime!, I will confirm that Princess Peach: Showtime! is not a bad game, it is just not what I wanted. I wanted a dedicated action game starring Princess Peach and her…

[icequeen-07]

Nevermind fuck this show

VOX MACHINA SEASON 3 I LOVE YOU

[pickleslice]

useful image for when you're tripping over the complications here !!

[tonycries]

tony wony bony hear me out. i dont see the hype about nanami kento...

Excuuuuuuse me?? 🤨 Nanami? NANAMI KENTO??? Daddy Tony does NAWT tolerate any hubby Nanami slander on this blog ❗❗

Here, have more Nanami 😡😡😡

[dangermousie]

"Reward me for my victory by granting me a whipping" is...

ummm

ummmmm

ummmmmmmMMMMMMMMMM

What is this, a BDSM genie?

Aaaand...

My favorite part btw being the evil dad just peacing the fuck out now his son is getting beaten for him. Like - who cares - I am free to party - clearly evil dad's attitude. This man makes FL's std prune dad seem a model of parenthood.

Yeah pretty much, welcome to cdramas. And this guy is not an emperor so he will likely be allowed to keep sucking through to the end with no last minute redemption, yay.

Yes, dude, aesthetic shirtless suffering is clearly the point!

Aaaand of course.

In conclusion, happy Friday to meeeee!

PS Excuuuuuuse me?!

[turuin]

Wrong. This is what we actually say:

[yournein08]

excuuuuuuse me princess. Medicine - Touhou Project

[anotherpony]

Well excuuuuuuse me Princess