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In an attempt to be more romantic, Geralt starts writing letters to Jaskier.

Unfortunately, he forgets that humans sign their letters. Witchers just recognize each other’s scent/handwriting.

So, Jaskier is very disturbed by these vaguely romantic, vaguely threatening letters.

"I don't know what to do! This one just says 'I want to smell your hair'! What does that even mean!?" "That your.. Hair looks like it smells like.. Like those flowery soaps you use or something." "Well it reads more like they want to sniff me as they slit my throat or something." "The letters NEVER said anything about HURTING you!" "Geralt, this one says 'I want to bruise your soft cream skin'!" "Like- Like during- Sex, not actually hurt-" "WAIT. You've a lot of thoughts about these...." "..." "...Geralt, did you write these?" Geralt only thinks about escaping on Roach for a split second.