#Every time I saw him I would recite the youth pastor voice meme shit I saw online
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A year ago my brother wanted to be a youth pastor 💀
#Every time I saw him I would recite the youth pastor voice meme shit I saw online#so we are driving one day and I go ‘u know who also had w rizz? King Solomon. now open your bible to page—#Anx he giggles or whatever and goes “’Yeah… he really did have W rizz hahaha’ a#The moral of this story#is that there is no moral#but I did not know what reference I was actually making#until I gained a hyperfixation on some dumb gay game and learned that Bible Solomon or whatever had 700 wives and 300 concubines#☕️!- clove speaks#like martha speaks
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