#Evan calling Barty 'Bee' or 'Bat' and Barty calling Evan 'Rose' or 'Evy'

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Fluffy Rosekiller

I guarantee you that the entirety of the Marauders and Skittles believed that Rosekiller was this solely psychotic, possessive and lust driven couple so when Evan and Barty did something that was considered remotely 'normal in a positive relationship' everyone was completely freaked out

"Hey, Bat, you were at quidditch practice so you didn't grab breakfast, but there's some toast and a granola bar on the side if you want it" He pecked Barty's cheek as he plopped down beside him and nodded to the table next to them – and then Sirius and Marlene are just sat, sharing glances, in absolute horror

Barty sat on the couch in the common room besides Evan and as if they had a secret language he gestured to the blonde's hair and then his lap with his eyes and Evan immediately turned to lie back on his thighs so that Barty could plait or play with his hair – and the entirety of the Skittles and the Marauders stop their conversation completely just to watch the pair in utter confusion and fear.

Evan and Barty were in bed (not fucking, I know where your mind went) sleeping with their limbs practically tied together with how close they were – Dorcas entered in an attempt to find Reg and froze in place, double taking to try and see if they were doing some kinky shit before she took a photo and left to show the others as if to confirm what she saw was true.

Barty was in the library grabbing a couple textbooks for Reg (and himself because I guarantee you Barty was a secret academic) when Evan came over "Oh!- Bee, just remembered, my hair oil's just ran out, can you make a note so I can buy–" "I've already ordered some more, should be coming today" Barty cut him off with a small smile and tucked the books under his arm – Remus and Lily's eyes widened "One, that's adorable and two, I am so confused" Lily muttered and looked at the pair with bewilderment

Barty and Evan each had a vase of flowers (Evan's being skeleton and ghost flowers from Barty and Barty's being black roses from Evan) on their bedside tables from Valentine's Day since that's how they each ended their evening yesterday and had only just put the flowers in vases this morning – James and Regulus woke up (since James had slept in the Slytherin dorms that night) and took a good minute to process the implication of Barty and Evan gifting each other flowers on Valentine's Day since the idea was so absurd