#Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

[loveherallican-blog]

Rupert Holmes - The Pina Colada Song

[sciderman]

okay so like assuming the budget cuts are somewhat canon, and assuming Peter is Anita's boy toy because of the fanfic, is Wade anything to Olive? Do they have anything established between them? Or has Wade not officially met Olive yet, is he going too?

hooh. hoooh. do i already have a playlist for this too? oh you betcha

wade hasn't officially met olive yet, but we kind of get an inkling to how wade would probably react to olive, just in how wade reacts whenever peter does present more femme.

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wade's starving for olive. he's so, so... SO... just. be-yoing. cartoon boner sounds abound. wade's brain cannot function around him. his blood's just too busy flowing in the southernly direction.

i think olive delights in actually having the upper-hand in this dynamic. wade gets stupid. like. legitimately stupid when he's around olive. verbal diarrhoea. jaw stupidly agape. wolf sounds. salivating like pavlov's dog at dinner time.

yeah. yeah.

i'm kind of obsessed with peter and olive treated as two entirely separate identities, in the same way wade and anita are - so when peter goes on a date with anita - peter deals with anita as though she's an entirely different person to wade - and wade consents to that relationship, as though it were a polyamorous sort of a deal. peter's out on a date with anita tonight, and wade just has to wait at home for peter to come back, and he'll ask him how it went. it's just - it's cute. and similarly, wade and olive have an act going where wade has no idea it's peter. even though there's no mask and no arrangement or agreement between them - wade commits to the bit immediately on impact with olive, and honest to god, you'd believe it's genuine. he can't put two and two together – olive's so different from peter, there's no way they're the same person.

i think the hilarious thing is wade and olive's dynamic vs peter and anita's - god. peter is so, so respectful of anita - they take ages to get past first base, because peter's so sweet, and cautious, and also so respectful over wade's emotions, because - because he doesn't want to betray wade. spoilers for a peter/anita follow-up fic that i might finish. one day.

wade is no such gentleman. he cheats on peter immediately. peter ceases to exist when olive is around. peter? who's peter? i don't think olive cares all too much. and peter legitimately is none the wiser. while wade's aware of anita and introduces peter to her - peter genuinely has no idea about olive's existence. peter is getting cucked by olive and he doesn't know about it. please, please don't tell him.

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

[night-at-the-musian]

[NATM YTP] Teddy Goes on Vacation

NatM Week Prompt #2: Escape/Escher @natmweek

[twinker-bel]

listen i undestrand falling into the same old dull rutine but tf you mean you never knew your own lovely lady liked piña coladas and getting caught in the rain and the sound of the ocean and the taste of champaign?

[myimaginaryradio]

Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes - 1979

[seza-and-her-exo-obsession]

Me every time I listen to the Pina Colada song: I wonder if they ever discuss the fact they had both made the decision to cheat on the other

[breezingby]

Rupert Holmes ~ Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

~ ♫♪♫ ~

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long Like a worn out recording of a favorite song So while she lay there sleepin' I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns, there was this letter I read

If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean But me and my old lady had fallen into the same old dull routine So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad

Yes, I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape At a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape

So I waited with high hopes and she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face It was my own lovely lady and she said, "oh, it's you" Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew"

That you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain And the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape You're the lady I've looked for, come with me and escape

If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape

Yes I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape At a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape

~ ♫♪♫ ~

[lovedaisy02]

I unironically love Escape (Pina Colada Song) I think it's such smart writing it's so clever and I love it

[antvnger]

I do! As a matter of fact, I do.

I'm also not into yoga, and I have waaaaaaay more than half a brain.

And yeah, I definitely started singing this when I read the ask.

[fetabathwater]

tbh lbr orghana should retire wherever tf theyre selling those fruit cocktails. no more travel 🚫 no more adventures 🚫 just crazy straws and pineapples ‼️

[sciderman]

Speaking of music blasphemy, I saw a tiktok a while ago asking what everyone’s most hated song was and so many people said Kokomo?!!??

literally who the fuck are these people

[violet-yimlat]

“Babushka” by Kate Bush and “Escape” A.K.A the Pina Colada song are opposite ends of the “songs in which spouses cheat on each other with each other” spectrum.

[diekerel]

Every now and then I think about the fact that the pina colada song is about two people who are in a relationship and are both kinda freaks, but they hide it from the other because they don't think their partner is into kinda freaky shit, so one of them places an ad in a newspaper looking for someone to be kinda freaky with and the other answers it and they both show up to meet and be kinda freaky and they both just go