#Erlang DOES live in heaven in some myths(as far as i know) but in jttw he literaly lives on a hill with his sage boy-band instead

[mikka-minns]

No jokes Wukong would probably move to Vietnam when he's done with all the Chinese Gods' bullshit

The reason why we have so little lores on Gods here is because most of the time, they solve the supernatural issues for us and we also solve our own supernatural issues so there isn't much to write about.

I mean there's a classic book that records miscellaneous strange tales in locals around the country, apparently there are 3 cases that involve Monsters harming humans and the Humans just solve it by: Eating, Beating the shit out of and Fucking the Monsters. Literally we can eat and fuck Monsters here

Ig the God's blood pays off even if it doesn't make us superhumans, there's an actual historical figure who has such an aura of greatness that even a God who made him angry before was afraid of him cuz his aura was THAT STRONG, that figure was a man destined for greatness and he did accomplished several achievements for the country and its People so he's so cool bruh

Yeah I feel like when Wukong knows that even the Humans can deal with evil otherworldly forces on their own, he's gonna send many complaints right to the Heavenly Court's front desk and it's mostly just:

"Well see here, this is what happens when everyone works towards having a healthy environment, peaceful life, equal progress and benefits for all, instead of being obsessed with maintaining a hierarchy, strict unfair laws and making discriminations that cause harmful actions to happen"

He's just packing when he knows they have fair policies for Gods and Humans here, it's better than having policies that favor the Gods more

I think anyone can eat and fuck monsters if they're brave enough XD

Wukong, presenting his case: and so you see, if we take a look at the Vietnamese pantheon, we can see that-

Buddha: Wukong, i think its obvious im not the one you should be trying to convince.

Wukong:....

Wukong: and so you see-

Erlang: Wukong, its three in the morning and i dont even live in heaven.

Xiaotian, ready to either pull Erlang up for a walk or piss on his bed: woof!

[luciferapollyon]

LMK AU's I intend to write at some point:

1. Bakery AU - More Slice-of-life than action/adventure. Follows Macaque after being resurrected by Lady Bone Demon and her General, The Mayor.

Synopsis: Instead of Macaque throwing the key away and going after Sun Wukong, he instead convinces LBD and her lackey to let him recuperate so he can create them both new bodies with shadow magic and effectively make them both Celestial Primates. He does this, but adds a caveat that he can't be harmed by what is basically his own magic. He then takes off to Europe with the two new adolescent Celestial monkeys in tow. After a few hundred years of odd jobs, Macaque meets a woman Lin Moniang (Mazu), who helps run a lighthouse and whose older brothers run a bakery. After falling in love with her, Macaque; LBD and The Mayor all assist with the bakery.

Character Names:

The Six Earred Macaque - Renamed Zao Yueliang. He's the "oldest" of the group of Celestial Primates, being physically around his 20's.

The Ancient Lady White Bone Demon - Renamed Qiao Guniang. She's the youngest now, being physically around 11, and she hates it. She would've killed Macaque after being released and placed into her new body, but both she and Wu Dan found out real quick that neither of them hold the Six Earred Macaque's leash.

The Mayor - Renamed Wu Dan. He's definitely in the middle though he and his Lady-turned-little-sister don't know why that is. At least not while they're on the run from Wukong. He's physically 15 years old and so annoyed with it. He tried to help his Lady kill Macaque, but their new bodies began to desolve back into the shadows.

Secondary Character Names:

Lin Mei (Beautiful Forest) - Macaque and Moniang's eldest. In canon, she would have been LBD's host.

Lei Sheng Paishou (Thunder Clap) - Known as Rumble in the playsets. The eldest of Macaque and Moniang's twins.

Shandian (Lightening Bolt) - Known as Savage in the playsets. The youngest of Macaque and Moniang's twins.

Characters Possibly Only Mentioned by Name:

Lin Moniang - A shamaness turned sea goddess, and protector of sailors. Her Red Light Lantern compliments Macaque's Shadow Lantern

Lin Tingjue - Moniang's "brother", a powerful demon who can hear for great distances. He likes baking savory pastries and breads.

Lin Yankan - Moniang's "brother", a powerful demon who can see for great distances. He likes baking sweet treats.

MK/Xiaotian - The Monkie Kid, Sun Wukong's successor.

Chef Zhu/Pigsy - Owner of Pigsy's Noodles, MK's boss, and reluctant (and somewhat incompetent father figure)

Tang Sanzang - A teacher of myths and legends at Megapolis University and a frequent "customer" at Pigsy's Noodles

Mei Long - MK's best friend and partner in crime

Sandy and Mo - Pigsy's old friend and his therapy cat

Sun Wukong - The Monkey King.

Guanyin - Goddess of Mercy

Erlang Shen - A General in Heaven's Army and the Jade Emporer's nephew

Nezha -

Demon Bull King - Otherwise known by his friends and enemies alike as DBK

Princess Iron Fan - Tieshan Gongzhu, or PIF. A Rakshasa warrior princess who lives in the Flaming Mountains to the north of Taklamakan Desert with her son and husband. She is the fifth daughter of deceased King Ravana of the island kingdom of Lanka and the Queen Mother of the West's niece.

Redson - DBK and PIF's heir and only child

Spider Queen - A female spider demon. She is the oldest of her sisters.

Changed Spider Queen's Retinue. All, but Syntax, are female now.

Wood Spider (taking the place of Huntsman) - A female spider demon, the second eldest and second in command. She helps SQ with her plans even when she thinks they're a bit too far-fetched.

Joro (taking the place of Strong Spider) - A female spider demon whose thinness belies her strength in combat against the Monkie Kids

Phantom Spider - A female spider demon with an attitude. She's SQ's chosen heir. She has a one-sided attraction to MK.

Syntax - The only male spider "demon". He used to be a human scientist that worked for SQ, but had the liquid mutagen he'd developed for SQ and his Spider-bots turned on him. He's smaller and weaker than any of the girls. Joro and Wood take great delight "teasing" about eating him.

How close to canon!LMK, on a scale of 1 to 10; with 1 being not very canon, is this? Depending on length: short one or two chapters, it's at best a 2. If I write it out all the way, it's an 8.5 with Spider Queen and DBK being the primary antagonists.

Is there shipping? Some background ships are IronBull; FreeNoodles; Joro/Syntax/Wood and maybe some variations on Chimera. The only ShadowPeach is Past!ShadowPeach.