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had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

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Straight guy looksmaxxing is so fucking funny dude they'll be measuring facial ratios and shit meanwhile the truth is that if you're medium ugly and have a good sense of humor you're guaranteed to bag at least one bisexual woman. They do not know this because they do not recognize women as members of the same species

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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

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choose your fav puppy

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movies used to have girls with no bra

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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"what's the point of lesbians doing anal" you are nothing. you are worlds away from anything

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Has anything actually gotten better, for all the work you talk about doing? Or is it just treading water in misery forever?

Anon, ten years ago gay people couldn't get married in large parts of the US. AIDS was an almost certain death sentence when I was in high school. I was looking at job boards the other day and found a part time gas station job that had health insurance as a benefit, which NEVER would have happened 15 years ago. When I was a kid, hitting your child was extremely normalized in the US and my parents were the weird ones for not doing it. There is a vaccine for chicken pox. I didn't meet anyone who had transitioned until my 20s because it was so uncommon to transition in the aughts, and now there are some states that protect your right to have gender affirming care provided by your health insurance. It's not all states, but it's better than the number of states that had it in 2010, which was zero. THERE ARE TENANTS UNIONS NOW. WE HAVE A VACCINE AGAINST CERVICAL CANCER.

And all of that has been the work of a lot of individuals and organizations and research teams and activists.

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The gas statioj has a drinks store because it helps the car/owner bond if you eat fluids together

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fuck u i wont do what u tell me

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it's halloweeeeeen !!! my spooky gang's day !!! imagine they're playing an epic gig tonight wahoo !!!

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god the nepo babies you put on this earth to practice patronage are trying to do art themselves