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2minutesnotice · 5 months ago

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do you think the others ever treat blitz like a sugar baby? cause, while he has a successful business, he is the poorest of the four. two of them are literal hell royalty and fizz is one of the most famous people in hell.

i just like imagining them showering blitz in gifts and being silent partners in his business so he doesnt have to worry about going under if he doesnt get enough clients one week

Just so you know, I'll go just with my headcanon Polycule and kiiiinda ignore canon here, if that's okay?

I'm still trying to stay in character as possible but there's some stuff I'm still trying to figure out, without ignoring their own character traits.

For your question:

Private Blitzø appreciates gifts, as long as they're mindfully chosen. He's not into expensive stuff, he has no need for expensive clothes or jewelry, he's fine with his last generations phone, he loves to chose his weapons himself.

But he definitely loves the little gifts, horse merch, a new blanket from Stolas, a date night in which he doesn't need to pay (and sometimes he does and they let him).

I think he would be really pissed when it was obvious that they would gift him things just because he's not in wealth. Like, when Stolas's tried to buy him clothes for an fancy event they attended to (and it was nerve wracking anyway since it was one of the events in which they showed up together, like officially announced and Stolas was all over him the whole time, nervous energy spreading) he got really angry at some point, since it felt like a weird degrading dress up game for him.

Or Fizz gifting him expensive tech, like, he doesn't need a damn watch that talks to him, thank you very much.

BUT Ozzie is smarter lol

Ozzie involves Blitzø into things. He shows him fancy cooking and Blitzø is so damn well good with a knife, cutting those onions without shedding a single tear, and that pan which they use has a special knack to it and nothing sticks on it and oh, these plates are nice, thanks, they're from a manufacturer handmade from Sloth.

So he gifts him these thing, like, a fancy cutting knife for cooking, to prepare dinner faster. Nice looking tableware, in Blitzøs favorite color because he liked them so much and now he can prepare fancy dinners for them on fancy plates.

He involves Blitzø into HIS business and the man is all over the pleasure bringing things, why not gift him those, he had his fingers in them anyway.

If they think Blitzø is absolutely wrecked tired from doing mission after mission and keeping a relationship with 3 people, Ozzie will tell him how good he is and that his business is thriving and gifts ALL of IMP a day spa gift card. That he owns that Spa is a secret lol

So, Blitzø is good with gifts but they know he has boundaries and even if it is hard to accept these sometimes, they really try to not make him uncomfortable. Also, he loves gifts that involve all of them, LuLu Land tickets, coffee dates, sex toys, vacations (he pays his share of the expenses but who would say no to free drinks). He just does not like to feel like he's using all of them for their money.

(And that's something that hits hard, since Stella constantly is on their back screeching that into the crowd. Also tabloids and newspapers rip their relationship apart, since Blitzø moved into the palace, calling him a Homewrecker and that his status is definitely not good enough for a prince, that he's a moneychaser. That does something to people..)

Business Blitzø will talk business.

IMP is good, they're making money and some of that really gets into their pockets. They can buy better guns, better ammo.

It's not as chaotic as it was at the beginning, since they now can use the damn Crystal (yeah it exists, yeah there was a sad hiccup in Stolitz relationship. They worked it out..kinda) and Ozzie is way better at keeping that a secret then Stolas was, with letting Blitzø handling the book.

(I'm still waiting for that court episode since I think the use of the book will be addressed there and they will be in deep shit lol)

Since I headcanon that Blitzø is half Succubus (or Incubi, since he's a male), Ozzie has that card ready when someone asks.

They also have human disguises now (and yes, Stolas fucked him human, he really wanted to try lol), which makes dealing with the human world way easier.

And when it comes to his business, Blitzø allows his partners a little bit of help, but mostly to keep things smoothly. Obviously Ozzie did his biggest part by giving him a Crystal, but sometimes Stolas does some long overdue Paperwork ("You have to do your taxes, darling! You're throwing away money" "Of course Hell would have taxes, it's literally Hell!") , Fizz looking over their schedule ("You should keep up with the timezones, Idiot. Look, if you do your killing in France and then go to Japan, there will be daylight in Japan and it's way easier of you do that at night, I'll keep an eye on that!") and trying to keep his boyfriend alive lol

But no, no partnership with anyone. IMP is Blitzøs work, his pride. He's good at what he's doing there, he loves his employees, he's glad he has something to get up to every morning. There's his name and his name alone on that door.

He needs that and they accept that. It's that one step to a better picture of himself and his self worth. They even got him to hang a picture of them all into his office and his face isn't blacked out. Just a post it glued over it.

So, thank you for your question! As you can see I love to rant about these idiots lol

#helluva boss #fizzarolli #blitzø #stolas #asmodeus #fizzarozzie #stolitz #2minutes answer

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cpeedemon · 1 year ago

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Green/Blue Fire in HB + Specific focus on Asmodeus

Gonna start off by saying that I am certainly not the first person to identify the clear narrative difference between green and blue fire in HB.

While green fire has destroyed everything, it arguably correlates both to the nature of fire and the symbolism of the color green.

Green symbolizes money/greed (this is redundant, ik im sorry). But we can say, Fizz became both literally and figuratively wounded/consumed/scarred by the greed of Cash Buckzo. I’m not sure of the extent that Fizz was working under Mammon at this time, so I think it might be better if we stick with Cash’s greed. Although Fizz’s idolization of Mammon may have been one of the factors that aided in ignoring the abuse, we can also argue that Cash laid the groundwork for normalizing an exploitative relationship.

Furthermore, green can symbolize envy. So maybe, we can view green fire as not only a symbol of Cash’s greed, but .... possibly Blitzo's jealousy?

I'd argue it is a bit of a reach. Although his jealousy is apparent from childhood, before the fire Blitz always seems to be supportive of Fizz even after he's got fans.

After the misunderstanding between the two that further separates them, his jealousy is a bit more obvious though. Never can he forget about his own lack of success in the circus, and Fizz seems to represent that era of his life.

So again, the idea of Blitz's jealousy as one of the things that "destroyed" Fizz is iffy... But Cash’s greed makes sense symbolically.

Let's move on.

Blue fire, on the other hand, seems to be ineffective to hell's citizens just like normal red fire, seen as how Fizz doesn't flinch using Ozzie's fire batons and yknow openly cuddles his big blue flaming bf.

But I looked into the further symbolism of blue fire, cuz I felt that there had to be a reason why it was such a big aspect of Ozzie's design. Furthermore, what makes blue fire more tame? In part because i was interested, in part cuz of my increased procrastination during finals season, I stumbled upon this dandy lil article --

https://atlasmythica.com/blue-flame-symbolism-meaning/ .

TLDR: describes distinct symbolism of blue fire (meant to be interpreted in relation to dreams, but i think it's interesting to see in HB's context, too)

Although red fire -- fire in it's purest form, really -- can symbolize destruction, it also symbolizes passion, energy, desire, or love.

The color blue intrinsically seems to combat fire in itself, being that it symbolizes depression, tranquility or rationality.

What the article really deduces is that blue fire can represent 'healthy emotions' -- those in which we balance passions and desires without repressing them.

Not gonna go over Ozzie's little love/lust tangent we get when we're first actually introduced to him cuz I think by now everyone gets the gist of it. But it's important, cuz it underlines his regard/performance of his sin. And I think the article's conclusion of what blue fire represents really correlates with his identity as the embodiment of lust/passion.

Lust is not meant to be forced, neither should it be repressed.

Arguably, his expression of lust can correlate to how he shows all other emotions.

Overall, Ozzie is a chill guy - blue very well matches his personality in the sense that he kinda oozes comfort, contentment and self-possession. Outwardly, he seems naturally charismatic, like Fizz, loves entertaining a crowd, and is very open and proud about his sin.

But, dude doesn't hold back when he's pissed, as do all the other sins we've seen, yet even that has nuance. Yeah, he gets disgruntled at the thought of all his factory assets being given to Crim, but at the thought of Fizz's head on the guy's wall -- that's an automatic hell no.

When it comes to things he's passionate about, he bares his emotions on his sleeve, impulsively letting them guide actions that someone like Stolas would have thought twice about.

He wanted Fizz back so badly, he was willing to sign Crim's contract off the bat -- imagine if Stolas hadn't intervened. And what about the factors that built up to his public confession of loving Fizz?

I get it -- Ozzie was fed up of hiding his relationship, but this confession wasn't a goddamn soft launch either, it was very abrupt, in the heat of the moment. Right then and there, he's not thinking of the consequences of his actions, which are hinted at considering Mammon will def make a reappearance.

So, along with his naturally relaxed demeanour, there’s that component in accordance with fire — the passionate, fiery, shameless side that cannot be repressed.

What I mean to say, at the end of it all, is that what we can surmise about blue fire really matches with Ozzie's character. It's a testament to his design. Love the guy and I'm so curious to see what the show ends up doing with him and Fizz.

#helluva boss #helluva boss asmodeus #helluva boss fizzarolli #fizzarozzie #this was meant to be an anlytical comparison of fire but just spiraled into a deep dive of ozzie's character #i wont apologize hes my favorite character #ozzie stans get behind me

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starwitch777 · 9 months ago

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Cleansing Space and Circle Casting

A ritual to cleanse your space of all negative energy and create a sacred circle of protection before spell casting, performing rituals or communicating with spirits. You can cleanse your space just before casting the circle both in the same ritual. It’s efficient and easy and you know the space and energy within your sacred circle is cleansed and fizzing with magic. Think of this as a bubble of protection you put around yourself before you go on to do further magic making, you wouldn’t want to “trap” negative energy inside it. This ritual is compatible with any other rituals, spells, and spreads and is easy to customize to many deities/pantheons/belief systems that you may work with.

Materials:

Your favorite incense stick

Black candle

Matches/lighter

The Ritual:

Light your candle and then use this to burn your incense stick with your non-dominant hand.

Take your incense and follow the diagram to create the sign of the pentagram lightly over your body.

Start at your forehead and glide down to your left hip as you say “Earth,” imagine the smell of rich soil grounding you.

Come back up to your right shoulder as you pronounce the first syllable of water “wa—” imagine the feeling of water cleansing your skin.

Pop on over to your left shoulder on the second syllable of water “—ter.”

Down to your right hip as you say “fire” imagine a powerful warmth filling and energizing you from your heart space

Then sweep back up to your forehead to complete the five-pointed star as you say “air” and imagine a gust of wind sweeping into you, clearing your mind.

Lastly sweep a big circle anti-clockwise, completing the pentagram as you say, “Energy of the Ether” (you can customize this to any word choice to better serve your belief system).

Come down to your heart as you start to draw the left half of an infinity symbol on its side and say “protect me.”

Draw the right half of the infinity symbol as you say, “for an infinity.”

Now walk around your space (a 7 ft circle is the tradition, but if you’re in a small space you can just turn around on the spot) clockwise drawing it with your incense as you say “cleanse and make sacred this space for my magical workings. Banish all negative energy and allow only positive energies through this circle to aid.”

You are done!

#cleansing #casting a circle #witchblr #circle casting #witchcraft #magick #circle #spirituality #energy #cleanse #ritual #protection #protective

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amischiefofmuses · 8 months ago

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For every ♪ in my inbox I'll post a song I listen to for character inspiration. || Accepting always

I'll do three hellaverse nerds >:3c

Stepdad - Parrot

Most often, I stay level-headed. As they say, I'm on the ball. Sometimes, my mind wanders, and I don't know where he'll end up at all. Then I feel like a pet store parrot, ever spouting words. And when I've had a few too many, I get quite excited, I start talking very loudly and this is when- I've said a fair share of stupid things that I can't hide My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side

This song just gives me such FIZZ energy. It's this delicate balance between being himself and being a people pleaser than he feels he never quite manages, always a touch too abrasive, too silly to the point of being annoying, yet those who care about him still stick around.

GHOST - The chattering lack of common sense

Moving along, dancing along, playing along - I am Waiting for it, preparing it, looking for it - I am Feeling around, messing around, looking around - I am Laughing a lot, losing a lot, looking at you - I am And what the hell should I do? I've been feeling out of order. I've been sorta noticing. Fallacies and things that see me. Surely, you've always known, I'm a little out of sorts. First impressions reborn. This is what I've come to be (This is what I shouldn't be). This is what I wanna be.

Not only is the music itself the right kind of unhinged (with a touch of canned laughter that fits Al so very well) but the song itself talks about masking things with smiles, planning interactions, it all just screams manipulator but perhaps one desperately grasping for control. Also that last line fits my Al so well because he LOVES who he is in hell, loves the power that comes with being the Radio Demon and would never want to go back to just being a man.

My Chemical Romance - Heaven help us

I'm at this old hotel, but can't tell if I've been breathing or sleeping or screaming or waiting for the man to call, and maybe all of the above. 'Cause mostly I've been sprawled on these cathedral steps, while spitting out the blood and screaming - Someone save us Heaven help us now, Come crashing down. We'll hear the sound, as you're falling down. And will you pray for me? Or make a saint of me? And will you lay for me? Or make saint...? 'Cause I'll give you all the nails you need, cover me in gasoline, wipe away those tears of blood again, and the punchline to the joke is asking - Someone save us

I can literally picture this being after episode 5, where Luci is just pleading to the heavens - figuratively - that nothing bad happens to Charlie. That maybe, just maybe, Heaven will listen but he doesn't have high hopes and he's so fucking terrified she's going to get hurt. He'd rather sacrifice himself that allow that to happen. I legit have a full animatic in my brain that I definitely don't have the focus to make but it'd have little flashbacks to his fall or moments afterwards and just aH. SO GOOD.

#helluva boss cw #hazbin hotel cw #tbt #ooc || the birb speaks #long post cw #hazbinned

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sugcrxspice · 5 months ago

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anchorage task 07: ava jeanette adler

star sign: gemini ( june 2 ) mythological creature: a dragon folktale: goldilocks and the three bears fairytale character ( classical or modern ): tinkerbell from peter pan 3 fictional tropes: unreliable narrator, rough around the edges ( secret softie on the inside ), annoying little sibling of the protagonist romantic or platonic trope: twin flames, found family creepypasta story: the backrooms greek god or goddess: dionysus, god of wine-making, festivity, and insanity time of day where they draw the most energy: nighttime their achilles heel: her desire to be loved and accepted medieval weapon of choice: a battle axe ( a close-range weapon, perfect for swinging in a rage and with reckless abandon, but can also be throw with enough strength ) survival, starvation, or death by the undead in the apocalypse: survival, by the skin of her teeth ( as long as she has a tribe to lean on/fight for, if not, she's walking straight into a hoard of zombies ) which of the seven sins represent them ? horseman of the apocalypse ?: wrath, war what their superpower would be: creating blasts of pure energy, no doubt triggered by emotions of high intensity ( preferably paired with glowing eyes / hair floating around her face ) could they pull excalibur from the stone ?: no ( but she has full confidence that she can, and if she fails, she will insist that there must be some sort of mistake ) one aesthetic for each of the five senses ( taste, hearing, sight, smell, touch ): taste: cherry coke fizzing in your mouth, the spice left on your tongue from hot chips hearing: layered accessories clattering against each other as you run, music pouring out of a pair of headphones sight: neon nightclub signs illuminating the night, light refracting off of a disco ball smell: incense burning in the next room, the lingering smell of a cigarette that was recently put out touch: smoothing down a silk slip dress, hair sticking against freshly applied lip gloss a bad habit that won’t go away: her hair-trigger temper a recurring nightmare: trying to talk to her late brother, kurt, to warn him against a terrible fate, but no matter what she does, he can't hear or see her an object they consider their lucky charm: an old, metal lighter of kurt's, which she stores in her nightstand for safekeeping ( it rarely ever leaves her apartment, for fear of losing it )

#( muse ) — get in bed with my dread / nothing really matters #i can't make graphics so pls enjoy my old school aesthetic photosets instead!! <3 #someone pls teach grandma how to edit stuff one of these days SGDSDHFB #anchortask07

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hazbincalifornia · 6 months ago

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Slip

Summary: Turns out carrying a Sin kid for a guy who sucks... also kinda sucks. Who would have guessed. Mammon kid au.

Wordcount: 1500

Warnings: Implication of past attempted abortion

He tried to keep going to practice, being in the shows, doing his chores. Really, he did. He didn’t want there to be any excuse to throw him aside, and he knew he’d need to earn his keep, especially as he was going to eat up more resources- literally- in the process.

Unfortunately, trying to carry the child of a Sin, particularly that one… his body spiraled faster than he hoped it would, and two weeks after the meeting and deal with Mammon, he groaned into his pillow as Barbie tried to shake him awake.

“Come on, asshole, you’re late. Show opens in half an hour. I grabbed some toast, but you need to get dressed.”

“Mmmph.” Maybe if he didn’t move, he’d just get smothered in the fabric. Every inch of him was sweaty and ached down to the bone, and his stomach felt like lead as Barbie shook him again.

“Don’t pull that shit, Tina was way further along than you when Pops let her duck out, he’s not going to- oh, shit.” He’d turned to face her, and she must have seen the exhaustion on his face. His eye bags probably went halfway down his cheeks. “I’ll… I’ll get some water, but you know he’s not going to let you call out.”

“I know,” Blitzo rasped, trying to push himself up on shaking arms but failing and falling back on his cot. His muscles were mush, and he could feel his stomach pulsing, either with hunger or distaste for the attempt at movement. Probably both, it was always, always hungry now, even though he swore the rest of him was growing skinnier by the day, cheekbones sharp enough to stab something.

The doorflap flicked shut as she left, and he tried to push himself up again, with slightly more success this time. He stuffed the toast in his mouth, and it gave him just enough energy to stumble through getting dressed. (He’d been forced to stick to crop tops, as none of his regular ones fit anymore, and seeing the swollen bloat sticking out over his hips made his stomach gurgle unpleasantly.)

Somehow, he managed to stumble down to the ring, sweat clinging his clothes to his body, but his father just gave him a glare for his tardiness and waved him into place.

“Hey, man, you okay?” Fizz muttered, and all he could give was a half-hearted thumbs-up. (Barbie offered him a cup of water when no one was looking, and he gave a weak but grateful smile before downing it.)

The show started running and he hugged himself to try and keep upright, claws digging into his biceps hard enough to dribble black down the sticky, clammy skin. (He raised his palms to lick it off, so it wouldn’t stain anything. Weirdly, it kind of helped. Fuck, how much of a parasite was this thing?)

The act today was with Barbie, acrobatics. Because of fucking course it was. Blitzo couldn’t just stumble through a couple of jokes and let Fizz take point, no, the act needed both of them. He couldn’t let her get hurt if he… he had to muscle through it. He’d worked while sick before, all of them had, this couldn’t be any different. He'd manage.

He crawled up to the second level, and pretended that the water had helped more than it really had when giving her a nod. They swung on, and carrying his body weight on hands that had the strength of wet paper was like trying to carry an entire fucking Ring on his back, but he gritted his teeth and wrapped his tail on the bar and reached for her. He’d done this a thousand times, he was carrying both of them, she let go and let the momentum carry her towards the next trapeze, the crowd was going wild, he let himself soar to follow her, flip it around, that was it, he was-

-Falling, he was falling, his fingers had only brushed hers before they slipped away, too slick to make full contact.

Wind whipped around him as he curled into a ball, hearing Barbie’s gasp above the crowd’s. Down, down down, down- the net bent so far under him it nearly broke before springing back up, and he uncurled as it bounced him off the mesh a few times, trying to roll up, pretend it was part of the act, but as he managed to stumble back to his feet and give a watery grin, blackness bled into the corners of his vision and then he felt the net hit his back again before there was nothing at all.

___________

“He looked like a fucking idiot out there-”

“Cash, his heart’s going faster than a stallion at full gallop and he’s unconscious, it’s frankly a miracle he even made it down to the ring. It’s going to give out if we can’t slow it down.”

Blitzo’s eyelids fluttered but didn’t open quite yet as his hearing slowly came back to him. That was… that was his father and Jenk. He was the one who served as the de-facto doctor on the grounds, and he sounded upset, which usually meant somebody was trying to argue with him about a diagnosis.

“So fix it! Fizz can work fine without him, he’s a talented little shit, but Barbie’s whole act would get fucked up, them being twins is the selling point. He’s only… what, two months in?”

“I’d have to figure out why he’s so weak, but if you push him until we know, he’s liable to faint again, or worse. No more shows until we figure this out.”

Blitzo grimaced, one hand curling around the blanket that had been draped over him. He knew exactly what the problem was- and the way his stomach growled loud enough to vibrate the skin was a bitch of a reminder- but who the fuck would believe him?

(As far as the rest of the circus (sans Fizz and Barbie) were concerned, he was defending the baby daddy to keep anyone from finding out. Hearing the whispers about how sad it was he was already doing this for attention when he didn’t even want the fucking thing had him grinding his teeth and spending most nights curled up on his cot or solely with Fizz and Barbie. Most of them assumed it was just a one-night-stand, and his father had said if he wasn’t going to cut it out, (and Satan, he'd fucking tried) he was going to work as long as physically possible, so being out of the shows for potentially four full months…)

Huffy footsteps stomped out, and Jenk tread lightly as he tiptoed into the room, sighing as he saw Blitzo was awake.

“Hey, buddy. Feeling any better?”

Blitzo bit his lip and shook his head. “I- I need something to eat.”

“I grabbed some popcorn with less butter, in case you needed it,” Jenk said, holding out the bag, and Blitzo pushed himself up just enough to grab it and dig a hand in, stuffing the kernels into his mouth. “Now, do you have any idea what happened out there?”

“…” He swallowed. “...No.”

“Your dad’s… pretty pissed.”

Blitzo buried his face in the popcorn as Jenk grabbed his wrist, laying a thumb on the underside.

“At least your heart rate dropped a little, but it’s still higher than it should be.” He clicked his tongue. “Look, I know you want to keep the dad a secret out of some kind of dipshit teenage pride, but if it’s something other than an imp-”

“It is.”

Jenk seemed startled at the confession. “And you know for sure?”

“Mhm.”

“So, what is it?”

“I can’t tell you.”

“Can’t, or don’t want to?”

Blitzo’s lips pressed together, and Jenk grimaced.

“So… somebody that isn’t an imp, and you either don’t want to or can’t tell me. Probably something other than just a shark or snake or something then, right? Somebody higher?”

Blitzo just nodded, and Jenk ran a hand through his hair, puffing out a breath.

“So that’s probably why your body’s taking a shit on you- it’s struggling to keep up with a kid it’s really not meant to be carrying, but you can’t tell anyone?”

“...Pretty much,” Blitzo said. “I just… y’know, since you’re the doc around here… don’t tell anyone, okay?”

Jenk nodded. “I get it. I had a friend who had a succubus kid, and she was like five years older than you at the time and it really wiped her out. Is it-” Blitzo grimaced and shook his head, nodding his chin ‘up’, and Jenk sucked in a breath. “Oof. Fuck, I don’t envy you, kid.”

“Yeah,” Blitzo muttered as he slumped back, and now that Jenk said it, he could feel his heart pumping double-time, trying to keep both himself and the little leech alive with frantic blood heated to boiling under the skin. “Me either.”

#mammon kid au #daddy blitzo #helluva mpreg #shadow writes stuff

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thebunniesgrim · 4 months ago

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I'm going to be honest I think Hazbin could have worked with the 8 episodes we had

Don't get me wrong I love the series as is, it's just that Hazbin Hotel had so many potentially good ideas/concepts. I think it was doomed to fail or better put “not rise to the occasion”

but the problem is that Hazbin did a helluva boss.

Long post (mentions of centaur world, moral oral, class of 09, and gravity falls)

But tldr: show don't tell and take time to breath

By that I mean in the slew of ideas that come from “redeeming sinners so they can go to heaven to stop the exterminations” puts the whole “redeeming sinners” thing on the back burner. Then turned it into we got to fight against heaven and rise up! Just like Helluva Boss is no longer about a group of imps and a hellhound going to earth to kill people who have wrong sinners in hell is now the Stoliz show. I think Spindel Horse/Vivziepop/ Brandon Rogers/ the writers/ whoever the hell. Have a problem with sticking to what they promised and then branching out. We've only seen Charlie do lukewarm redemption practices with Angel and Sir Pontious to get them to be better people or even really get to know them. She hasn't rehabilitated anything. We don't even know what Charlie thinks ‘sinning’ is growing up in hell she must excuse some hainest things so is she really someone that can help? I know that the 8 episodes were out of Vivie's control but even if she did, I still think it would have been rushed. She already has a show where she controls the runtime, episode releases, etc. and we're still rushing through that.

For example, when Stolas gets hurt in Western Energy we don't get to how Blizto feels at all and in the next episode, it’s about barbie wire. This show wants us to think that Blizto likes Stolas but when he gets hospitalized, he doesn’t even bring it up in passing visit him in the hospital, or send a text asking if he’s alright. Just next episode! Also, Fizzarolli and Blizto’s “Falling Out,” this show tells us that Blizto and Fizz have been beefing hardcore, but they haven’t seen/talked or glanced anything at each other in over 15-ish years. As far as they're concerned, they're practically strangers and haven't seen each other since they were teenagers. Instead of fleshing out and giving a reason as to why they're at each other throats, we're told they hate each other and then it's just “You burnt me to a crisp” Yeah Sure but that doesn't explain why Blizto doesn't like fizzarolli they just forgive each other and Blizto gets to be Fizz’s shadow in the Mammons episode almost immediately. We don't know why Millie just lets Blizto and Loona berate, harass, and fat-shame her husband or let Blizto stalk them. I can't figure out why Moxxie puts up with it. We don't know Stolas and Stella’s relationship outside of it being abusive. It could be like Clay and Blobberta’s relationship where it seems like they get along at first but turn out to be using each other to fulfill a deep-rooted co-dependent need. We're told in passing by Octavia that they “used to get along” Perhaps they were cordial at first and used it as a lavender marriage but with the pressures of high society they couldn't stay friendly and it turned into what it is now. We know nothing of Stella and Octiva’s relationship maybe it's good or just neutral. We don't know any reason why Blizto and Stolas even like each other. We don't see them go on dates that don't have ulterior motives, they don't go on dates, they don't talk about their interests nothing. both of Vivie's shows are just plot points without leading up to them. The same goes for Hazbin because what Helluva and Hazbin have in common is that other than pacing this show's biggest problem is that it acts like we know its characters and we don't

this show acts like it has more than a pilot and 8 eps

And honestly, the reason why people think Vivziepop, Brandon Rogers, Helluva Boss, and Hazbin Hotel writers, can't write is because they don't give us enough in-story information to get to know the characters and their feelings. They know the story we don't. It makes sense to them because they have every small detail so the show. This show is banking on fans to be brainwashed by fandom so that the story will make sense, and they can have the fandom explain the show to others. Cannon, wise we know nothing about these characters take everything fandom you know and get rid of it

For instance, in ep 4 husk says that he can read people because they go to him at the bar and spill their guts while drunk right? Right. But Alastor, Nifty, and Husk have only been here for a week. For Angle to go to the bar immediately makes sense as Vaggie and Charlie have him on a flimsy dry spell of booze makes since. But Vaggie and Charlie? You just met them how do you know all that? And Sir Pentious literally just got here! How alcohol-dependent are these guys? And Sir Pontious thought everyone was out to get him why would he go to the bar to drink if he didn't trust them and why would Vaggie go to the bar at all? Her and husk don't even seem to get along in general. Him knowing Nifty, Angel and maybe Charlie because she’s a bleeding heart makes a little bit of sense but I really don’t think he could get that much out of them in such a short time.

Speaking of short-time

I agree that introducing the angles, let alone Adam, in the first episode was a weird and kind of lame decision. Just telling us we're in hell and they are bad is not going to cut it. We don’t know what world we’re in and how hell in this universe works, or really what it’s for because sinners just kind of run around lawless they're supposed to be suffering for their sins but really, they seem pretty complacent. And sure, you can say well they've lived here for a while so it's normal. Yeah, sure but WE the audience has no idea what's going on. Slowly opening up the world and showing how it works takes time and I know I can't just yell at us the context. But we could have had an episode of each other main 6 going about their day in hell and seeing how hell works and how it treats people of different statuses. Charlie would be treated differently from Angel and Angel would be treated differently from, Nifty. We could even have some slight foreshowing of Husk being a past overlord as a couple of older sinners would be kind of weary of him and you’d assume oh it's because of Alastor but nope! Homeboy was a big boss Daddy, and they know it. That would be cool. We could see hell from different perspectives of royalty, popular sex workers, overlords, everyday sinners, and new sinners you know, and piece together the hierarchy in the pride ring. Granted that's not a first-episode kind of adventure but my point still stands we shouldn't be introduced to the angels before we know what the hell (Hehe never gets old) is going on.

(I do have to say I really like how different the sinners and hell-born curses are. sinners since they're human and a lot of them say God-related curses like you and me but the hell-born say “Oh my Satan” and stuff like that. that's cute. Back to my point)

We haven't even seen how the sinners interact with hell they treat Charlie like a nepo baby what about the people who aren't royalty like imps and such? They have newspapers and news stations so they could make jokes about overlords or sinners having relations with imps, hellhounds, or succubus. But no, we don't get that

We don't get really to see the main cast interact either. Normally you'd be able to see two characters in the main cast put them in a room and you’d know how they’d interact. If I put Niffty and Charlie in a room what would they talk about? If I put Alastor and Sir Pentious in a room how would they act with each other? Also, the time periods are bearly utilized outside of maybe a few turns of phrases but I mean like As a wannabe history buff you could have had people from time periods with different views and make them face problematic traits of themselves or their period. Because what makes a sinner changes with the moral views of the time. We do not even know what gets you into heaven or hell i mean you could have assaulted someone in a different time or place and if it wasn't seen as bad you could have gone to heaven

if it was the early 2000’s people wouldn’t think you’d go to hell if you called an autistic kid the ‘r slur’ or were generally mean about someone's appearance or how much they weigh. A 50’s husband wouldn't think it’s wrong to hit his wife because it was sooo normal back then. You know that really old PSA telling parents to hug their children? Same thing.

Honestly, vivziepop had a full excuse to have the most problematic cast of characters and actually say and do the most fucked up things and she’d have the full pass. Have Angel call Alastor the N-word jk don't do that but not period inaccurate. But in all seriousness, it doesn't have to be that bad. It could just be things that the cast has to deal with mentally because of their time. You could have Niffty worried about her figure or a workaholic perfectionist who fears not finishing tasks because she was more than likely a 50s housewife who probably got abused. You could make Alastor a bit of a hoarder or too stuck in the past of the Roaring Twenties because the 30s fucked him up badly you can even make him a bit of a doomsayer always preparing in case hell also has its own great depression. You could have husk... I don't do something. You could have Sir Pentious be extremely British. You can keep Angel the same but maybe give him paranoia that his old mob will find him and make his hell even worse.

(I mean in the game Class of 09 a bunch of early 2000 teens are more morally reprencable than a mobster from the like the '60s or something. How embarrassing and they say fucked shit all the time because it was expected and normal doesn't make it right but it was the time they lived in. )

And with they’re different views causing them to butt heads or meet on common ground Charlie and Vaggie try to see how to get them into heaven they start to question if they can even do that. We can have Charlie have a crisis on if she's even the person to do this. She's lived in hell her whole life only seeing the worst of humanity what’s good or okay to her might not be good she might not be the best judge when the worst is all she’s known. What's a murderer, cannibal, or assulter compared to an alcoholic or someone who just did a petty crime? What's her idea of good behavior? Vaggie could see parallels between the sinners to the people in heaven and see the blurred line because even bad people get into heaven morality is such as thin line. then she’ll wonder if she, herself, an angel can help with these souls. Even still slowly but surely seeing these misfit people get over the biases and opinions of their past come together over the episodes. Becoming better people but still stuck with the sin they committed Charlie has a little bit of hope but then in the 8th episode, Charlie gets the meeting with Adam hoping to learn what got him into heaven or anyone else only to not get a straight answer and see him displaying the bad habits of her hotel guest and realizing maybe heaven isn't the paradise of good as she thought. better than hell yes but only because everyone isn't in the streets making a fuss through their actions the people in heaven were just bad people personality wise and with her worldview shattered Adam drops they’re upping the extermination to twice a year and she’s left there in complete silents losing hope for the first time in a long while.

How is she supposed to tell her friends they may be doomed and they might all go back to being their old selves but did they really change? Can a species of such confusing creatures really change? If they couldn't do it… who could? If she had to could she get an imp or hellhound maybe even herself up there in those shiny golden gates that bathed her in a sun she never experienced? Were they all stuck here never getting better? Perhaps she just selfishly wanted to feel alive like they once did even if was through hoping she could help the worst of humanity. To live, feel the sunlight, get your house foreclosed on, and die. She just wants to feel human. Charlie has to make a big decision lose hope in her friends watching them Die one by one or power through and help her friends and try to make reason with Adam and heaven

Then leave it on a cliffhanger and make everyone cream their pants

id cut just about everyone other than the main cast and have very minor parts to the Vs because Alastor and Angel have connections with them but the Vs would be like Vicky from fairy odd parents just something to screw them over for about like 10 minutes

But yeah nooo let’s introduce Miss Pointy Hair to sing a song about her and kids who I don’t care about I swear that song would have been better if only Vaggie sang honestly she got robbed of a solo

For the first season we’re supposed to be learning about the characters and their world let’s be honest if this show didn’t have years of fandom and a pilot you’d have no reason to care. It’s like you if only watched season 2 of Centaur World or the last…. 6 episodes of Gravity Falls. It’s like pre-established characters in the season finale

That’s what Hazbin feels like the conclusion of a series, not the beginning

I think another problem is the characters while sure diverse in different backgrounds and sins I’d have a character new to hell everyone in the main cast has been there they have established roots meaning we can’t have a gravity falls thing where the protagonist is also new to the setting and environment. Also, I’d have a character that’s objectively a good person but had a sin that couldn’t be forgiven (I have an Oc about that lol) just something to keep Charlie and the audience on their toes and confused just keep questions in the back of your mind “why are they here? Does Charlie know what she’s doing? What exactly gets you into hell? What. In. The. Hell. Did. They. Do?”

Uh but yeah idk I’m not a writer I’m barely literate I’m just saying that I think Hazbin could have been better but also could have been worse. Honestly given how long Hazbin was in production I don’t think anything could have pleased the masses at worst it sucked at best it was pleasantly okay

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As autumn winds usher in the season of cozy blankets, flickering candlelight, and the rustling of leaves, there's a certain enchantment in the air that's simply irresistible. It's the time when tales of the supernatural take center stage, and what better way to celebrate this captivating season than by hosting your very own themed movie nights?

Whether you're an aficionado of vampire legends, zombie thrillers, werewolf sagas, or witchy tales, we've curated a collection of delectable treats that will not only satisfy your cravings but also bring the magic of these cinematic realms straight to your living room.

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Vampire Movies: From the dark allure of immortal creatures to their mysterious rituals, vampire movies have long held a special place in the realm of cinematic fascination. Our collection of vampire-themed treats pays homage to the intricate world of bloodsuckers, inviting you to nibble on blood orange slices, sink your teeth into vampire bite cookies, and indulge in garlic parmesan popcorn that pays a playful nod to folklore. Whether you're hosting a bewitching gathering or simply enjoying a night in, these snacks promise to awaken the vampire within.

Blood Orange Slices: Serve slices of blood oranges for a fruity and appropriately themed snack, referencing the idea of vampires' affinity for blood.

Vampire Bite Cookies: Make sugar cookies shaped like vampire bites, with red icing to represent blood.

Garlic Parmesan Popcorn: Garlic is a common vampire repellent in folklore, so make garlic parmesan popcorn as a nod to this trope.

Red Velvet Cupcakes: Bake red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting, resembling blood and fangs.

Vampire Teeth Apples: Slice apples into wedges and insert almond slivers into the wedges to create the appearance of vampire teeth.

Blackberry Bramble Cocktail: Create a blackberry bramble cocktail with deep red and black colors, resembling vampire aesthetics.

Blooberry Smoothie: Blend blueberries, bananas, and a splash of coconut milk for a "bloody" smoothie with a vampire twist.

Red Velvet Whoopie Pies: Make red velvet whoopie pies filled with cream cheese frosting for a bite-sized treat.

Black Widow Deviled Eggs: Make deviled eggs with a twist by adding a black olive "spider" on top of each egg.

Crimson Punch: Mix up a punch using cranberry juice, pomegranate juice, and ginger ale for a blood-red and refreshing drink.

Dark Chocolate Covered Strawberries: Dip strawberries in dark chocolate and sprinkle red edible glitter for a luxurious and themed treat.

Bat Wing Chips: Prepare black tortilla chips and serve with a vibrant red salsa for a spooky and thematic snack.

Vampire's Kiss Mocktail: Create a non-alcoholic cocktail with grenadine, lemon-lime soda, and a splash of grape juice, resembling a "vampire's kiss."

Blood-Red Beet Hummus: Make beet hummus for a vibrant red dip to serve with pita chips or vegetable sticks.

Vampire's Blood Punch: Mix up a punch using red fruit juices, like cranberry and cherry, and add a splash of lemon-lime soda for fizz.

Red Velvet Pancakes: Whip up red velvet pancakes for a twist on the classic breakfast option, perfect for a vampire-themed brunch.

Bloody Mary Soup: Serve a chilled tomato soup with a splash of hot sauce, resembling a classic Bloody Mary cocktail.

Cherry Gummies: Offer cherry-flavored gummy candies, which can symbolize drops of blood in a playful way.

Fruit "Bat" Skewers: Thread blackberries, red grapes, and blueberries onto skewers to resemble bats in flight.

Vampire's Elixir Smoothie: Create a spooky smoothie with dark berries, spinach, and a touch of honey for a burst of energy. ---

Zombie Movies: For those who relish the heart-pounding excitement of zombie films, our selection of eerie edibles is sure to hit the spot. Imagine dipping into brain dip, exploring the slimy goodness of gooey zombie guts pasta, and sipping on zombie punch with lychee "eyeballs." As you dive into these gruesomely delightful creations, you'll feel as if you've stepped right into the midst of a zombie apocalypse.

Zombie Finger Hot Dogs: Wrap hot dog sausages in crescent roll dough, leaving a small section exposed to resemble a zombie's finger.

Brain Dip: Create a dip in the shape of a brain using cream cheese or hummus, and use red beet juice or raspberry sauce for a bloody effect.

Eyeball Cake Pops: Make cake pops shaped like eyeballs using cake crumbs and frosting, then decorate with edible markers or icing for the details.

Zombie Apocalypse Trail Mix: Mix together a variety of nuts, dried fruits, and chocolate chunks to create a survival-themed snack mix.

Gooey Zombie Guts Pasta: Cook spaghetti and toss it with tomato sauce, creating a slimy and gory pasta dish.

Zombie Punch: Combine green fruit juices with lemon-lime soda and add lychee "eyeballs" for a visually striking and eerie drink.

Zombie-Infected Cupcakes: Bake cupcakes with green-colored frosting and gummy worms crawling out, resembling a zombie-infested graveyard.

Rotting Flesh Cheese Platter: Arrange an assortment of cheeses with prosciutto or smoked meats to resemble the look of "rotting flesh."

Decayed Apple Teeth: Cut apple slices and spread peanut butter or almond butter on them, then place mini marshmallows between for a creepy, toothy grin.

Zombie Bites Meatballs: Make meatballs with a mix of beef and pork, then insert an almond sliver or piece of red pepper for a bloody bite mark.

Undead Brains Jello: Create a jello mold using a brain-shaped mold, tinted with red food coloring for a gory touch.

Mummy Wrapped Pretzels: Wrap pretzel sticks with strips of white cheese or dough to create mummy-themed snacks.

Zombie Slime Smoothie: Blend together spinach, kiwi, banana, and green grapes for a "zombie slime" smoothie.

Zombie Fingers Crudité: Serve a platter of vegetable sticks with almond slivers at the tips to resemble zombie fingers.

Zombie Dirt Cups: Make chocolate pudding cups layered with crumbled chocolate cookies, gummy worms, and zombie-themed decorations.

Maggot-Ridden Rice Krispie Treats: Create rice krispie treats and insert gummy worms into them, giving the appearance of crawling maggots.

Zombie Bites Sandwiches: Make mini sandwiches with olive slices as eyes and thin slices of bell pepper as mouths, resembling zombies.

Bloody Red Velvet Hot Chocolate: Prepare red velvet hot chocolate with whipped cream and a drizzle of chocolate syrup for a blood-like effect.

Zombie Hand Meatloaf: Shape meatloaf mix into a hand shape and bake it, then add red sauce for a bloody appearance.

Zombie Virus Fruit Salad: Create a fruit salad with a mix of red and green fruits, symbolizing the spread of a zombie virus. ---

WEREWOLF: Venturing into the world of werewolves brings us to a primal and enchanting landscape. With treats like full moon cookies and howling hot dogs, you'll be transported to moonlit nights and howling echoes. As you gather under the silver glow of the moon, these snacks will accompany you on a journey through the wild, untamed allure of the werewolf mythos.

Full Moon Cookies: Bake cookies in the shape of full moons and decorate them with white icing to mimic the moon's glow.

Werewolf Paw Prints: Create cookies or brownies shaped like paw prints, using chocolate chips for the claws.

Moonlit Trail Mix: Make a trail mix with a combination of nuts, dried fruits, and chocolate chips, symbolizing a moonlit journey.

Bite-Sized Sausages: Serve mini sausage links as a nod to werewolves' love for meat, with toothpicks for easy snacking.

Howling Hot Dogs: Wrap hot dog sausages in croissant dough, shaping them like crescent moons or wolf howls.

Wolf's Den Nachos: Prepare nachos with your favorite toppings and serve them in a bowl or platter, resembling a cozy wolf's den.

Werewolf Claws Chips: Offer crispy potato chips or tortilla chips with a spicy or tangy dip, representing werewolf claws.

Lycanthropic Burgers: Grill burgers and serve them with a side of sweet potato fries or potato wedges, reminiscent of the moon.

Moonlit Cheese Platter: Arrange an assortment of cheeses, dried fruits, and nuts on a platter, resembling a moonlit feast.

Howling Smoothie: Blend together blueberries, blackberries, and vanilla yogurt to create a purple "howling" smoothie.

Beef Jerky Bites: Provide various flavors of beef jerky or jerky-style plant-based snacks, playing on the werewolf's carnivorous nature.

Moon Cheese Crackers: Serve cheese crackers or cheese slices cut into crescent moon shapes.

Wolf's Paws Brownies: Make brownies and cut them into square shapes, then add almond slivers for claws on one corner.

Moonlit Mini Pizzas: Prepare mini pizzas with crescent moon shapes using cheese and your favorite toppings.

Howling Bark Bark: Offer bark-style chocolate treats with added nuts and dried fruits, referencing the wolf's howl.

Lunar Cupcakes: Bake cupcakes and decorate them with silver or gray frosting, topped with a fondant or icing moon.

Moonstone Fruit Salad: Create a fruit salad with a variety of white and light-colored fruits, symbolizing moonstones.

Crescent Moon Croissants: Serve croissants in the shape of crescent moons, paired with your favorite spreads.

Werewolf's Feast Charcuterie Board: Prepare a charcuterie board with cured meats, cheeses, olives, and bread, evoking a feast for a hungry werewolf.

Lunar Elixir Mocktail: Mix up a blueberry and lavender mocktail, resembling a mystical drink under the moonlight. ---

WITCHES: No supernatural celebration is complete without a nod to the crafty world of witches. Explore a medley of treats inspired by magical potions, crystal balls, and spellbooks. From witch's hat cookies to enchanted fruit skewers, you'll find yourself immersed in a culinary spell that captures the essence of witchy tales.

Witch's Hat Cookies: Bake sugar cookies and decorate them with chocolate kisses on top to resemble witch's hats.

Magic Potion Drinks: Create colorful drinks with various fruit juices, sparkling water, and garnishes, serving them in potion-like glassware.

Cauldron Dip: Prepare a warm and cheesy dip served in a cauldron-shaped bowl, with bread or veggie sticks for dipping.

Witch's Broomstick Pretzels: Attach mini pretzel sticks to cheese or peanut butter cracker bites to create broomstick-shaped snacks.

Witch's Brew Soup: Serve a green-colored soup, such as broccoli or pea soup, in small cauldron bowls.

Crystal Ball Candies: Offer clear gummy candies or rock candy sticks as "crystal ball" treats.

Witch's Finger Sandwiches: Make finger sandwiches using bread, deli meats, and cheese, with a sliced almond as the nail.

Spellbook Cookies: Decorate square cookies to resemble spellbooks, using icing to create symbols and designs.

Witch's Hat Strawberries: Dip strawberries in dark chocolate, then use orange or black icing to create witch hat designs.

Enchanted Fruit Skewers: Thread a variety of colorful fruits onto skewers to create "enchanted" fruit wands.

Witch's Cauldron Popcorn: Toss popcorn with green or black food coloring and serve it in a cauldron-shaped bowl.

Crystal Energy Smoothies: Blend together green fruits and vegetables, like spinach, kiwi, and green apples, for a "crystal energy" smoothie.

Magical Wand Pretzels: Dip pretzel rods in chocolate and sprinkle them with colorful edible glitter to create magical wands.

Witch's Brew Cupcakes: Bake cupcakes and decorate them with green or purple frosting, adding fondant or candy decorations.

Potion Jelly Cups: Create layers of colored gelatin or pudding in clear cups, resembling magical potions.

Witchy Snack Mix: Combine pretzels, nuts, dried fruits, and chocolate candies to create a bewitching snack mix.

Mystical Cheese Platter: Arrange an assortment of cheeses, crackers, and fruits on a platter, resembling a witch's spread.

Crystal Ball Grapes: Freeze grapes and serve them in a bowl as "crystal balls."

Witch Hat Fruit Kabobs: Thread fruit pieces onto skewers and top each skewer with a slice of pineapple to create mini witch hats.

Potion Elixir Mocktail: Mix up a sparkling mocktail using fruit juices and soda, garnished with an edible flower or herb. ---

HALLOWEENTOWN: Witch's Hat Cupcakes: Bake cupcakes and decorate them with chocolate cone-shaped hats to resemble the iconic witch's hats.

Pumpkin Patch Popcorn: Toss popcorn with orange-colored candy melts and mix in candy corn for a pumpkin patch-inspired snack.

Goblin Grapes: Dip green grapes in white chocolate and let them dry, then draw faces on the grapes with edible markers to create goblin faces.

Kalabar's Cauldron Snack Mix: Create a snack mix with a combination of spooky-themed candies, pretzels, and popcorn, paying homage to the movie's villain.

Marnie's Magic Wands: Dip pretzel rods in various colored candy melts and decorate them with edible glitter or sprinkles to create magical wands.

Mummy Hot Dogs: Wrap hot dog sausages in strips of crescent roll dough to resemble mummies.

Halloweentown Candy Apples: Dip apples in caramel or chocolate and decorate them with colorful sprinkles, resembling the magical atmosphere of Halloweentown.

Witch's Brew Punch: Mix green fruit juices and lemon-lime soda to create a "witch's brew" punch, complete with floating fruit.

Sophie's Spooky Smoothie: Blend together berries, banana, and spinach for a nutritious and vibrant green smoothie.

Jack-O-Lantern Quesadillas: Use a pumpkin-shaped cookie cutter to create jack-o-lantern-shaped quesadillas, filled with cheese and your favorite fillings.

Halloweentown Candy Corn Parfait: Layer orange and yellow fruit, yogurt, and whipped cream in parfait glasses to resemble candy corn.

Marnie's Magic Potion Jello Cups: Prepare colored gelatin in cups and place a gummy worm or other spooky candy inside for a "magic potion" effect.

Creature Chocolate Bark: Create a colorful chocolate bark with a mix of colorful candies, pretzels, and nuts, representing the creatures of Halloweentown.

Halloweentown Candy Kabobs: Thread a variety of Halloween-themed candies onto skewers to create festive candy kabobs.

Ghostly Marshmallow Pops: Dip marshmallows in white chocolate and add black icing or edible markers to create ghost faces.

Witch's Broomstick Snacks: Attach pretzel sticks to the bottom of cheese or peanut butter cracker bites to create broomstick-shaped treats.

Halloweentown Pumpkin Seeds: Roast pumpkin seeds with your favorite seasonings for a delicious and nutritious snack.

Spellbook Cookies: Decorate square cookies to resemble spellbooks, using colored icing or edible markers to create magical designs.

Magical Fruit Wand Skewers: Thread fruit pieces onto skewers and top each skewer with a star-shaped piece of fruit for a magical touch.

Halloweentown Chocolate Cauldron Cakes: Bake mini chocolate cakes and decorate them with fondant or icing to resemble cauldrons. ---

TIM BURTON: Striped Beetlejuice Cookies: Bake cookies with black and white stripes, reminiscent of Beetlejuice's iconic look.

Edward Scissorhands Snack Platter: Create a platter with an assortment of finger foods and snacks, referencing Edward's unique scissorhands.

Nightmare Before Christmas Jack-O-Lanterns: Carve or paint pumpkins with Jack Skellington's face from "The Nightmare Before Christmas."

Corpse Bride Blue Velvet Cupcakes: Bake blue velvet cupcakes with white frosting, embodying the essence of the Corpse Bride.

Frankenweenie Dog Treats: Make dog-friendly treats in the shape of Sparky, the dog from "Frankenweenie," for furry friends.

Miss Peregrine's Loop Snacks: Serve circular snacks like mini sandwiches, cookies, or crackers to represent the time loops in "Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children."

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Candy Bar: Set up a candy bar with a variety of colorful candies and chocolates, inspired by Willy Wonka's factory.

Big Fish Fishy Crackers: Offer fish-shaped crackers as a nod to the storytelling in "Big Fish."

Sweeney Todd Meat Pies: Create savory hand pies filled with meats or vegetables, referencing the infamous meat pies from "Sweeney Todd."

Alice in Wonderland Tea Party: Host a whimsical tea party with an array of teas, finger sandwiches, and pastries inspired by the characters in "Alice in Wonderland."

Beetlejuice Striped Jello: Make colorful striped jello cups to pay homage to Beetlejuice's striped suit.

Edible Scissorhands Pretzels: Dip pretzel sticks in white chocolate and use dark chocolate drizzles to create mini Edward Scissorhands.

Coraline Button Treats: Decorate cookies or cupcakes with fondant buttons, reminiscent of Coraline's button eyes.

Dark Shadows Dark Chocolate Truffles: Make dark chocolate truffles and serve them as a nod to the mysterious nature of "Dark Shadows."

Big Eyes Cookie Art: Decorate cookies with edible markers or icing to resemble "big eyes," inspired by the work of Margaret Keane.

Frankenstein-Style Monster Mash Dip: Create a layered dip with various ingredients to resemble the "monster mash" concept.

Vincent Price's Gourmet Cheese Platter: As a tribute to Vincent Price's involvement in Tim Burton's work, create a sophisticated cheese platter.

Alice's Eat Me, Drink Me Treats: Make miniature treats labeled "Eat Me" and "Drink Me," inspired by "Alice in Wonderland."

Peculiar Children Candy Pops: Craft lollipop treats with peculiar designs that mirror the characters in "Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children."

Mars Attacks Alien-Themed Snacks: Serve green snacks, alien-shaped cookies, or alien-themed cupcakes as a playful reference to "Mars Attacks." ---

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Sanderson Sisters' Spellbook Cookies: Decorate cookies to resemble the Sanderson Sisters' spellbook, with edible markers or icing.

Broomstick Pretzels: Create broomstick snacks by attaching pretzel sticks to cheese or peanut butter cracker bites.

Black Flame Candle Cupcakes: Bake cupcakes and use black frosting to mimic the look of the Black Flame Candle from the movie.

Salem's Cat-Shaped Cheese Platter: Arrange an assortment of cheese slices to create a Salem cat face on a platter.

Witch's Brew Punch: Mix purple fruit juices with lemon-lime soda to create a vibrant and bubbly "witch's brew" punch.

Hocus Pocus Popcorn: Toss popcorn with colorful candy melts in shades of orange, purple, and green for a festive popcorn mix.

Amuck Amuck Amuck Muddy Buddies: Make muddy buddies (also known as puppy chow) and label them "Amuck Amuck Amuck" for a playful touch.

Book and Broomstick Snacks: Serve a variety of finger foods and snacks alongside a "book" (spellbook) and "broomstick" (pretzels).

Witch Hat Strawberries: Dip strawberries in dark chocolate and use orange or black icing to create witch hat designs.

Thackery Binx Cat Cookies: Decorate cookies to resemble Thackery Binx in cat form, using edible markers or icing.

Witch's Potion Parfait: Create colorful layers of yogurt, fruit, and granola in cups, resembling a magical potion.

Witch's Cauldron Dip: Prepare a warm and cheesy dip served in a cauldron-shaped bowl, perfect for dipping chips or veggies.

Hocus Pocus Charcuterie Board: Arrange a variety of cheeses, cured meats, crackers, and fruits on a charcuterie board with a witchy touch.

Black Flame Candle Pretzel Rods: Dip pretzel rods in black candy melts and add red or orange sprinkles to resemble the Black Flame Candle.

Magic Wand Fruit Skewers: Thread fruit pieces onto skewers and add a star-shaped piece of fruit at the top, resembling a magic wand.

Witchy Trail Mix: Mix together nuts, dried fruits, and candies in vibrant colors to create a witchy-themed snack mix.

Spellbinding Cupcake Cones: Bake cupcakes in ice cream cones and decorate them with colorful frosting to look like enchanted ice cream.

Booook Chocolate Bars: Wrap chocolate bars with custom "Booook" wrappers to resemble the iconic spellbook.

Winifred's Green Smoothie: Blend together green fruits and vegetables for a nutritious and magical green smoothie.

Salem's Cat Tail Pretzels: Create cat tail-shaped pretzels by shaping pretzel dough and baking them to golden perfection.

Whether you're sipping on a vampire's kiss mocktail or unravelling the mysteries of a crystal ball candy, each bite and sip will be a step deeper into the enchanting narratives that have captured our imagination for generations. So, grab your coziest blanket, queue up the films, and prepare to embark on a journey that merges the magic of the supernatural with the irresistible allure of culinary creativity. It's time to celebrate the season and let your taste buds join in the captivating tales of vampires, zombies, werewolves, and witches.

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mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune · 9 months ago

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When Your Pendulum Pulls A Prank About The King Of Lust Being Your Ex...(Note To Self, Throw Salt On It Later)

[Note: Mature Reader Audience Only, also reading this post is optional meaning you don't have to read it if you don't want to. also this will talk a bit about the Toxic-Religious Groups as well as Toxic-Satanist being a part of that list of groups....also will be talking about the Adorkable Sweet Potatoes That are some Fans OTP, that are Fizz x Ozzie from Helluva Boss. and also talk a bit about Hazbin Hotel at some point as well, but also talk about the possibility of the Ozzie from our universe being my past life self's former lover...but for all I know my pendulum could be pranking me again, which once again, sometime this month I will use the salt on it. also there is a reason why this will have a tag that says "not for kids" just like most posts, even if the post might not be super mature or super graphic, it can still make some form of hints. so yeah, even if this post might not be super mature, I still rather have this be read by mature reader audiences only, but reading this post is still optional, so only read this post if you want to. ]

when I can, I will make a part 2 of the whole "Hazformers Ships: Blitzdust/Blitzhusk/Huskdust Plus More"

but before that I will do this post first, then post a drawing that is a Crossover drawing that also reflects on my new beliefs which still not gonna force convert, but at least some people know better than to force convert people and don't use the whole "if you leave you will go to h-e-double hockey sticks." but they will kick you out if you seem a bit "crazy" or if you are caught "selling their goods, which happens to be vegetables or fruits."

even though I wasn't a part of the religion that did that, but one of my family was, well I think two actually, one of them had to fake being crazy to be kicked out, and the other was falsely accused.

hopefully those who are part of the same religion as those jerks, don't keep someone from leaving by throwing that whole "You'll go to Heck" and making them too scared to leave so they have to fake crazy so they can be kicked out, or the whole false charges and selling someone that belongs to them and their group.

maybe for all we know, the two family that were a part of that group, ended up in the wrong ones that were a disgrace to the other groups that were part of that religion...

yeah, anyway you know how there is the whole past lives thing and sometimes we pretty much get messed up in some of them, even if you can recall bits and pieces of past life memories, but at the same time there isn't a full picture....and sometimes you may learn.

and yeah hopefully some Guardian Angels are improving better in protecting the ones they are suppose to protect, even if it can be normal to get hurt at times, like scrapping the knee and you have to get the right alcohol to put on it, and you know it will sting and depending on how bad it is, it could either sting a little or a whole lot.

not doing anything when the one your suppose to be protecting, has their life in form of extreme danger and them not being able to protect themselves and being helpless, it will be seen as pretty fragging messed up.

I do have some trust issues with some percent of Male/Masculine Angels now, and I don't think I can get some people to fully understand or accept that.

I mean if some info is true, it would mean that some percent of them have a very messed up sense of "punishing" and the so called "justice", I mean if you puppet humans into messing with stuff and doing something really REALLY bad, just to prove that humans are themselves are "bad" you aren't really helping the case, because by influencing the really REALLY bad and extremely bad stuff, it will only show me that I can't fully trust some half of the Masculine energy ones who make me see that it ain't just some percent of really super bad people that are human in this world that can be the problem.

there is still good people in this world, but they don't have to be perfect and sometimes people do make mistakes but can try to do better.

I do have a idea on how Mars can get a type of fresh and breathable atmosphere which can allow colonization of the planet.

like taking a type of bubble, a type that can't be ripped easy, like take a type of large pot and put some form of artificial soil then plant some tree seeds in it, it could be best to get type of metal domes to be closed around the bubbles that the trees will be in, to protect it from any harmful weather on Mars.

even if such a idea could take months or a few years or so, it could be possible with some form of tests, and even if some run into a few hiccups on the way, and even when regrowing some trees here on Earth, we could save some percent of the seeds we don't use to form more safe and breathable air on Mars.

and anyway to get to the topic which shows in the title of this, I know that some of you know that the whole thing I figured out after the whole thinking about technically being a Earth Angel, but ya know a Defective Type who doesn't work at 100% like the other ones.

and there is that whole having half my ancestors being Royalty, which ends up having the whole "Earth Angel Princess" pop into my head.

but yeah, even though I'm still making sure not to use my pendulum too much, but of course curiosity got to me, and there is that whole pendulum moving clockwise fast for "Yes" about confirming that the king of lust, was well...that we were in a relationship once, it possibly happen before the past life I had before this one.

and yeah even if someone had finally retrieved me, which is still good but at the same time, if the reason why it had partly happen because of what happen in attic, then yeah still going to have that trust issues.

the positive and good masculine energy needs to be a bit higher in levels than the toxic-masculine energy, and yeah the toxic-feminine energy isn't as dangerous or as a high as a worry as it's toxic-masculine counterpart but it can still be a problem if not fixed properly through some form of healing.

and yeah, I know the chances of some reading this is well possibly not likely but I guess some might end up reading it anyway.

but yeah, even if I do end up using the whole salt which is the food salt, to use on my pendulum to get it to be 100% truthful and not pull such a prank, that is if it is a prank...

there could be a chance it isn't lying and it is being truthful.

and for all I know, when I was retrieved which I don't know how many years it took during that life, but time in the afterlife could work slightly different than it is in the mortal realm where we are.

but yeah, it could be possible they have ways to rejuvenate a soul back to how it was made, meaning it could be possible that my soul had went back to how it first appeared as before it grew-up and matured, and it had to do so all over again.

and yes, even when I did try to have the pendulum go circle slowly for "No" for meaning that we were NOT ya know, lovers once...

but no matter how many times I tried to get it to say "No", it kept going clockwise fast for "Yes"...and yeah it will do that, even if you want the opposite answer that you believe to be true.

so yeah, when I can, I will use the salt on it, and if it keeps doing that whole "Yes" reply when it involves well the Asmodeus of this universe...I might have to accept it but maybe try not to think about it.

and for all I know, for most of my life before this one, I might of felt alone and yeah being hurt in a certain way because of some humans who shouldn't even be considered humans anymore when they cross that line, can possibly leave it's mark on your soul, even if it might be a good thing that you don't have a full memory about it, but you might recall bits and pieces.

and when I say that my soul may have went through a rejuvenate, that would also mean I would of became a Maiden again as well.

like it could be possible that while a soul doesn't have a organic form, once they die a bit too young, they could still end up growing up both physically and mentally.

also, even if I might have some complex issues with the Asmodeus of this universe, one of which involves possibly being former lovers, even if it wasn't really plan that way, but it wouldn't of happen if it weren't for some toxic-religious jerks who I shouldn't be forced forgive, and even if there was a real life hotel that does redeem sinners, they shouldn't be allowed in, same goes for the corrupted camps that are run by disgusting inhuman filth that would dare harm a child....

and yeah, you do not want to know what kind of punishment I have in mind for certain men that cross a very disgusting line, it would be possibly like a type of Horror Movie, like the punishment being more for them when they go to Hell, which I still believe that before that place became Hell it was once fully part of the Earthly Queendom until it had to be placed under quarantine because of the imbalance that was going on.

and for centuries some of percent of the masculine energy, which being the toxic-masculine part, influences and corrupts as well as do whatever the heck it wants, regardless that it may possible do domestic harm to the feminine energy.

anyway, I know that my pendulum has been known to pull pranks on me at times, and yeah when I can maybe later today or tonight or whenever, I can use the salt on it.

and maybe part of the reason why the masculine energy has some parts of it having toxic energy in it, that puts males first and females last, and well even those who are nonbinary last, and there are different types of nonbinary...

and anyway what I'm getting at, is that one of the reasons why toxic-masculine is well, the way it is, might have to do with Annunaki.

and yeah, as weird as it might seem, I think both the Adam from this universe and even some counterpart versions of him, like from the Lucifer Tv Series and even Hazbin Hotel, are the way they are because of the Annunaki heritage.

which I will talk more about in another post.

and I can't help but like Ozzie and Fizz from Helluva Boss, they are like Adorkable Sweet Potatoes that must be protected.

Charlie's Dad is more like a Adorkable Apple Goober, which I'm still going to call him that and I have notice that he is a bit like Blitz from Helluva Boss, of course one is horse crazy and the other is duck crazy.

if it were possible, I would say we trade Lucifers, I say we get the Adorkable Apple Goober. XD

but I know that isn't really possible, but I still want to give the one from our universe the cold hands to face punishment for not thinking about the whole doing that rebellion during when the balance between the Masculine and Feminine were already in a very super fragile state.

I don't care if it turns out I'm way shorter than him, I will find a way to reach up and use my cold hands on that Morningstar Goober of this universe.

I don't think my hands are cold enough at the moment, but he is still gonna be on the list of the cold hands to face punishment.

I'm still going to call myself the "Eveningstar Princess" because well not just because of the whole being a Earth Angel, and there is that whole being a descendant of both Cain and Seth, which still make them Grunkle-Grandpas...

but it has to do with that weird thing that went on before my Mom finally had me, which had to do with her having Evening Sickness and never getting Morning Sickness.

that is why I like that weird nickname I gave myself, because of that weird info that is also interesting.

plus I still don't know if there were any other Moms that got Evening Sickness or any other Sickness that never happen during the Morning.

and ya know, it could be possible the Masculine sides of both the Seven Sins and the Seven Virtues can both have a positive and negative sides, like it is good to have diligence but not to overdo it and at least relax and make sure to take it easy.

I mean if diligence has anything to do with working as hard as you can, then there should be some kind of balance to it where you do work with as much diligence as you can, but not to go without taking a break and to relax before going back to work on what you are doing.

and yeah, I already know about the Twin Flame Halves of some of the Archangels that are their Feminine Counterparts, but this makes me wonder whatever happen to the Feminine Counterparts of the ones who became the embodiment of the seven sins, like were they put into some kind of cryogenic ethereal sleep or they weren't able to be born yet all those centuries ago because of the imbalance or what...?

well it could be possible the Feminine Counterparts of the Archangels, could still be trying to help fix and heal the Feminine energy, and even if it does show signs of getting better, there is still some problems that can have to do with the small bit of Toxic-Masculine.

I also want to say, that even if the Asmodeus from this universe and the one from the fictional universe that is Helluva Boss are different from each other and may have different personalities.

but they could for all we know, share the same dislike for artificial love where it isn't real or of consent.

plus if someone did have to use a love spell, it shouldn't be forcing someone into a artificial romantic relationship.

a true love spell, that let's you find your zing, should be more like helping ya find each other but never to force the love between you, only give the push and let it come naturally as well as the consent.

but the problem with some love spells, is that they do end up forcing a type of artificial fake love, which isn't okay.

and with how some humans are, they put the whole s*x as something that is more important than the emotional romantic type....

and even if what my pendulum had gave a answer to, wasn't a prank, but that is just....I can't be someone I don't have a full memory of, and yeah I know I had bad luck with some ex-boyfriends before, which were online boyfriends, but that was like before I had ended up well ya know Aroaceflux, and it could be possible the reason I fell for the wrong guys, might of had to do with the toxic-lust energy flying around the air around me, which I'm glad I started to wearing gem bracelets all the time and only take them off when I have to, well I had to get some dream-catcher to protect me as well, from not just incubus but also humans as well.

at least some Aces never had to deal with that, and yeah it could be possible I may of use to be Demiromantic and never really realized it.

and there is that whole realizing that most of my seizures I would have when we lived at the other places we lived before living in the town we live at now (even if we had to move from one place to a new place that is still in this town...), they would end up being caused by not just a place with some bad energy, but also by people.

like if your in a very large room with a whole bunch of people, and you might not know your letting your guard down and you will end up having a seizure because of the type of photosynthesis that has to do with a lot of people's energy end up being absorbed into your body.

not all epilepsy will be the same, and there can be some that actually do need the medicine.

also even if I and Fizzarolli are 100% different, but besides a character from a awesome fan fic I have been reading, reminding me a bit of my own childhood but still being different, like yeah our Dads not really being there are still different, but my Dad wasn't there for when I was being born, and well I can't help but think maybe both my parents in this life, are a bit Gray-Parents...

maybe if my family hadn't left me and my big brother alone to play alone in a room, I wouldn't of end up in that little accident.

I may have told this before, about the scar I have that is well on the right side of my eye, well it's not on the eye, it is like some place that is almost close to the corner. I had to go to the hospital, which I think it was some kind of emergency care.

but yeah, even if it isn't very noticeable, but I think it might only be if you look really close to where it is, like I can see it if I'm looking in a mirror and get my face really close to the mirror...well close enough as I can to the mirror.

I know I had that panic attack in 2015, which ended up having my head hit the ceiling of the car, but that may have to do with a certain fear and my Semi-Androphobia, which the "Andro" part has to do with Men, not a Android, which some know that already.

and yeah, I don't like being alone in a car and away from the safe zone of the house or apartment that I live in.

I think if I remember right, it was around 2023 where I was feeling that not great feeling when waiting in the car, and well even if my family says it could be anxiety but I'm still not sure about that.

I know that I didn't like how long they were taking in the building they went into, and even if it wasn't like the time in 2015, but I think the reason why it wasn't, was because I was able to get myself better controlled, so I didn't end up fully panicking like I did during 2015.

and yeah, because of a third close call dream I had, I had to replace a dream-catcher in my room, I mean I can still use the one on the door for well, protecting me while not being in the room.

but there was still something wrong with the last dream-catcher that we got for me, and I'm not talking about the one that is currently outside the door to my room, to protect me from the toxic-lust energy from someone who sleeps in another room.

but the reason why the protective barrier may have open up and let that bad toxic-lust energy through and end up causing a third close call, which in that dream I had to claw at that eyes of that clone's eyes.

it might of have to do with the dream-catcher that has some really bad energy, I have it as far away from me as possible even if it is still in the house.

and it is safely in a zip-bags with some salt in the bag as well, and if I have to, I could throw some more salt in there and not letting that dream-catcher out anytime soon.

if that dream that had that third close call happen, didn't happen while that dream-catcher was over me, then I wouldn't of had some kind of confirming that there was something bad wrong with it.

even if dream-catchers are suppose to protect you while you sleep, but if it isn't working like it is suppose to, then it might be best to take it down and out of your room and put some kind of barrier on it, which involves salt and prayer, which I'm not sure if that would work for everyone, but I'm still not letting that dream-catcher out of that bag with the salt in it.

I'm also going to make sure not to use my pendulum too much, and only use it once in a while, and I still plan to use the salt on it because of the whole it giving a "Yes" about the whole Asmodeus being a lover...which even if it were fully true, and it wasn't some kind of prank even after trying to use the salt and some prayer on the pendulum, what does that make him like not only a ex-lover, but like some kind of ex-boyfriend...?

Fizz is lucky to have his Ozzie, and even if they were jerks to Moxxie and Millie before, but they have that Adorkable Sweet Potatoes side to them, they are just too freaking adorkable.

Alastor from Hazbin Hotel, is some kind of Adorkable Strawberry Overlord...I'm still glad I don't have 100% the same powers as him though, and the freaky thing that happens with the modern radio, lucky only happens once in a while, like when I put my fingers close to it, the green light will be on and when I move it away the green light will be off, I guess it depends.

like the times it will have a perfect signal when I put my fingers close to it, and when I take it away it will be poor again, and I think it might happen in vice-versa.

I think Ozzie from Helluva Boss, while being the other half of the Adorkable Sweet Potatoes Ship, and being a hopeless Blue Cotton Candy Prince who is in love with Fizz, he might respect his partner/boyfriend's personal space when he needs it, which if it does happen, it could happen once in a while, and Fizz would still want to be with Ozzie, because those two could be seen as zings.

and we might find out in the future on how those two Adorkable Sweet Potatoes fell in love, which might be a bit different from what some fans would except, plus it could of taken those two time to fully fall in love and admit their feelings for each other.

maybe we will get a Flashback on how Moxxie and Millie fell in love as well, which would be great if that happen in the future even if it might not happen until a few seasons later.

maybe I wouldn't be the only Earth Angel that had ended up in a situation before ending up being reborn again later, and well even if it being more than once, and it could be possible dying way too earlier more than once could cause some form of trauma and damage to the soul which could take a lot of time to heal, but the scars could still be there.

some Earth Angels, could experience some form of trauma that was done to them not just in their present life but also from their past life either it just being one or more than just one of the past lives they have.

some could end up getting some form of trauma, either it be physical or emotional that was caused by Toxic-Religious people, and there can be different levels of being Toxic-Religious, some being not as dangerous or as extremely bad, but all the levels of Toxic-Religious People can still be really bad for some who could also be Religious, and some who aren't Religious at all but can be hurt by the Toxic-Religious People involved.

and yeah, some might not get fully over being hurt by some Toxic-Religious people, even the ones that are not as dangerous but are still toxic and who couldn't shut the heck up with their misuse of words and kept throwing them despite you telling them to stop it and how it was making you feel really bad and making ya cry.

I don't think I will ever be okay with what that that Toxic-Religious Jerk did to me, I mean even if they don't have to believe in the Goddess as well, which if some do it should only be of their own free will and of their not because they are being forced.

and yeah besides them misusing those words at me, for believing in a Goddess now, to which I can still believe in both her and God as well.

but I think the other reason that Toxic-Religious Jerk was being insensitive and ignoring my hurt feelings, may also have to do with my being Nonbinary, and well during the time still figuring out the type of Nonbinary I am when I may have talked about believing in both a Goddess now as well as talking about being Nonbinary.

and yeah, at some point during that time, I think I thought I was Gyno-Agender....plus I think my type of Nonbinary was still going through a type of Metamorphosis like a Butterfly, and had entered a Chrysalis stage at some point.

I still go by She/Her, and I can go by They/Them as well.

I don't know other Earth Angels, who are both a "Earth Angel Princess" and Nonbinary, and well there could still be Guy Earth Angels as well, and some of them could end up being Earth Angel Princes.

and yeah, this post was a mix of talking about the Adorkable Sweet Potato Ozzie with his Partner/Boyfriend Fizz, and even talking about the Ozzie from this universe, and how my pendulum could be pulling a prank on me about us having been lovers.

so yeah, not sure if any other Earth Angel end up in that kind of thing, even if it does turn out it is true and not some kind of prank.

but I'm still gonna use the salt on it when I'm able to, either later today or tonight or maybe tomorrow...

I'm weird and of course I'm gonna try to use that food salt on it, just in case the pendulum was pulling one of its pranks or like half-truths again......still gonna make sure not to use the pendulum too much, and only use it every once in a while.

I think I will post the Crossover drawing I did first, before making that part 2 that talks about ships, and anyway by some chance some did actually read this, not everyone has to take it seriously even if I am being truthful about what went on with my pendulum, and how even though I wanted it to give a "No" it end up still giving a "Yes"...

if I'm not able to use the salt on it today or later tonight or even tomorrow, I will try to get around to using the salt on the pendulum when I'm able to, and even if it ends up giving the same reply, I might still need to accept it as the truth but try not to think about it too much.

I also think my Semi-Androphobia isn't as bad as most who have Androphobia as well, and there can be some who have it really REALLY super bad, and there could be some guys in this world that can have different levels of Gynophobia, some possibly having Semi-Gynophobia.

but you can't just not take Androphobia or Gynophobia seriously, and you can't fix it the wrong way, there could be baby-steps on how to help those with a fear of men and fear of women, and for all we know some might try the wrong type of helping when dealing with those types of fears.

and yeah, at times when I'm in the kitchen, which wasn't before but at some point has happen now...I do get the thoughts "don't touch me" whenever a male family member comes into the kitchen.

I know when I was little, I didn't like it when a boy kept touching my leg, even though we were both around the same age and in the same class, and I think at some point I never really thought about or fully realized I had hated being touched at times, like sometimes being okay but other times not being so.

well when I was little, that boy may have touched my leg, but he just rested his hand there, and that isn't okay, and it couldn't be normal either.

I know I really hated it and it made me upset.

plus it might not just be that bad experience, why I don't want to be touched at times, I mean there is such a thing as personal space, and yeah I get we were both little kids at the time and I might not remember everything when I was really little, but I know that whole thing that was happening, wasn't okay like at all.

and don't get me started on the ego of a female cousin who thought every guy wanted her, plus I can't help but question her now for a few reasons but if I feel like it, I can talk about about it some other time, I mean if I choose to talk about it.

anyway, besides the whole thing with my pendulum possibly pulling a prank on me, I hope we do get to know more about how Fizz and Ozzie met and at some point fell in love in Helluva Boss, even if we have to wait until either Season 3 or 4 to find out.

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Harrogate 1982

Host: United Kingdom Participants: 18 Voting method: 12-point system (juries only)

Winner: Nicole - Ein bißchen Frieden Country: Germany Points: 161 (78.9% of highest score possible) Language: German

General Overview:

Harrogate might be the most obscure city to host Eurovision. Either that or Millstreet. In typical British humour, the opening sequence displays a “where is Harrogate?” graphic, translated into every language. This is followed by the usual footage of local stuff; eventually ending in a video of everyone arriving at the venue. There's also lots of flower images this year. The presenter is Jan Leeming, who is pretty professional (ie. boring). Although she did mess up on announcing the winner lol.

The postcards are amusingly dated. They begin by showing the respective commentator's booth. The flag appears on screen next. Then there's some computer transition effects that switch between different videos, ending with the artists making these long, hilariously awkward poses.

The stage is more cramped than usual - it's a tight corner. But at least it's a unique design compared to previous years. The interval act is whatever though. It's a pre-recorded montage of local scenes, leading to a gathering at a castle, as the orchestra plays.

1982 is the only year when France did not select a song. The broadcaster protested the contest, criticizing the low level of talent and quality. I suspect they were unhappy about losing to Bucks Fizz by 11 points. Greece also withdrew at the last minute. Apparently they didn't think the song was good enough? Lol. Italy didn't come back either, so we're down to 18 competing entries.

I'll say the song quality in 1982 is average overall. It's not the best '80s contest, but not the worst either.

Portugal: Doce - Bem bom This is the ideal opener. Portugal injects some energy to create hype for tonight's show. The instrumental is like marching into battle, where the commanding “tribal” drum beat drives the entire song. The intro strings give that vibe too. As do the infectious “hey!” chants, with the overhead claps. It's a fun song. Plus the musketeer outfits and the arm movements make the staging memorable. And I like that drum plunge transition. The lyrics give hourly updates of an overnight date until breakfast.

Luxembourg: Svetlana - Cours après le temps A dull song with church choir harmonies and preachy lyrics. Svetlana condemns seeking money, glory or victory; because it requires constant effort, discarding others, and self-loathing. She chooses love instead. I cannot stand this call-and-response routine, where the soft backing voices repeat the previous stanza, as Svetlana rebuts in this high “angelic” vocal, and her face is edited onto the right side of the screen. Nor do I like her whistling at the end. The second verse also blends into the chorus. And the “lalala”/drum/clap breakdown is whatever. Otherwise, the song starts with a relaxed guitar and a ticking clock, and there's horn jolts throughout.

Norway: Jahn Teigen & Anita Skorgan - Adieu The two artists that Norway couldn't stop sending between 1977-1983 do a duet together! It's a very heartbreaking performance, where they sing directly to each other by the piano. It's a piano ballad, obviously. The orchestra supplements certain moments, but the song is too slow and the melody just doesn't stick with me. In the lyrics, they say goodbye to each other.

United Kingdom: Bardo - One Step Further Probably the most complicated choreo seen in Eurovision so far. It starts cringe, with them sitting, turning, humping, and rolling on the floor. Once they stand up, they continue their coy interactions, including a foot shuffle move and Sally raising her leg. But the performance is so rehearsed and robotic, the vocals are stiff, and it's a similar entry to Bucks Fizz. The orchestra also sounds sterile, despite the rumbling drums, the verse responses, the chorus shakes and whistles, and the quieter post-bridge. Still, the chorus is catchy. In the lyrics, they keep approaching each other, but they're too shy to speak.

Turkey: Neco - Hani? Well, this is a fairly innocuous and repetitive disco song. There's too many “___ hani?” backing responses, and their voices are annoying. I kinda like the jittery xylophone (with the horn responses) and the “haniiiii-IIIII... hani” hooks. But the song's second half feels like it refuses to end - there's a rest, a horn break, a funky breakdown, and an intense outro. It just keeps going. In the lyrics, this person walks away whenever Neco pursues them. He wonders where to find someone interested in him.

Finland: Kojo - Nuku pommiin Kojo sings about Cold War anxiety. That very long pre-chorus “ahhhhhh” represents the nuclear bombs falling, and the 'BOOM BOOM' drums is when they explode. He suggests sleeping to calm down. The second verse even sounds dreamy. There's also a wild guitar solo and someone striking a large drum on stage. But Kojo's raspy vocals are so unappealing and the composition is messy. Like how that banging intro transitions weirdly. And how the slo-mo ending drags out suspense until the last drum strike.

Switzerland: Arlette Zola - Amour on t'aime Eurovision's “circus music era” started with Sandie Shaw, and it ends here. The chorus melody has that carnival sound, but it's still a bop: “A. MOUR. ON. T'AIME-UH”. It punches along victoriously, while the horns elevate it, and Arlette stepping across the stage makes it more impactful. The Mediterranean intro and the key change are also highlights. The lyrics say we need love above all the other things we do to satisfy ourselves. And that love persists despite government oppression (I think?)

Cyprus: Anna Vissi - Mono i agapi The Greece 1980 singer switches countries, giving Cyprus their joint-best placement before “Fuego”. The song has a cool atmosphere, but I just find the “Mono i agapi” refrain repetitive and dreary. It doesn't reach its full potential. Anna's performance is emotive though. There's a crashing intro. The first verse is very minimal. And my fave parts are the pre-chorus and whenever the orchestra repeats the chorus melody. The lyrics are about how life is insignificant and temporary. Once it's over, you don't come back. But love prevails.

Sweden: Chips - Dag efter dag This is an agreeable Schlager-pop song, with 2 likeable performers, and 4 cool saxophonists in the background. But the composition is safe and generic compared to Sweden's upcoming entries. The harmonies also remind me of ABBA. That piano slide intro is the same as “Dancing Queen”. Still, the horns and the bouncy keyboards push things forward. The chorus intensifies midway. And the song is breezy and has a lounge vibe. The lyrics are about confessing one's feelings.

Austria: Mess - Sonntag An obvious attempt to copy last year's winner. Austria goes for a wholesome, cheerful, 1950s teenager thing, but it's way overdone. The dancing and the forced smiles are so cringe. The chorus repetition is beyond annoying – the “Sonntag”s sound out of breath. And the lyrics look like an elementary school kid wrote them, explaining why they love Sundays. The pre-chorus is okay I guess.

Belgium: Stella - Si tu aimes ma musique The most modern entry of '82. The intro uses video game sound effects and a sparkly piano, while the camera shows a music box. The verses are intriguingly dark; with a drooping beat, piano shards, poof sounds, and I love when the synths and drums take over. The chorus is just okay though. It doesn't ruin the song, but it would've been my #1 otherwise. Still, the snapping beat and the stops are effective. The last chorus throws in some horns too. The lyrics are about the positive effect of music.

Spain: Lucía - Él This foot-stomping beat was made for the tango dancing happening on stage. The castanet pauses are also infectious. The chorus pulls me in, with how it intensely sinks deeper and deeper alongside the horns. The triple halts afterwards and the “Él...” lead-ins are effective as well. There's a long instrumental break where Lucía whispers sensually. I like how she holds her hand out. And the lyrics are amusing, where Lucía confidently invites this guy for a drink, despite having a boyfriend already, whom she calls him a “faithful dog” lol. She prefers this new guy, even though he forgets her, and the boyfriend is serious about their relationship.

Denmark: Brixx - Video, Video Denmark brings New Wave to Eurovision. The “video video (...video)” refrain and the “oh whoa oh”s are pretty catchy. The song starts with a very rapid synth, then the rock instruments enter soon after. The strings elevate things, particularly in the latter half of the chorus. But the song really needs a bridge or a shake-up at the end. The lyrics are funny, where the narrator doesn't see a problem with his video addiction, even though Susanne left him and his friends are concerned.

Yugoslavia: Aska - Halo, halo This is kinda forgettable, but I enjoy the retro girl group vibes. The “shoobeedoo-a”s, the “ohhhh WAH OH”s, and the “halo... halo halo halo”s are pretty catchy too. There's also an excited horn intro, some drum shake moments, and a '50s dancing beat. The dancing looks amateur though. The trio bounces along while barely moving their feet. They also turn sideways, flop their heads over, and slide their wrists across. In the lyrics, they try to phone this guy, but they can't reach him.

Israel: Avi Toledano - Hora This sounds like getting drunk at an Israeli family gathering. With slick choreography. First, the backing members cackle and run a circle around Avi. Then they walk side to side, move with Avi, join outstretched arms, and in the chorus, they do that 'hands out, hands on waist, balance on tiptoe' move. Meanwhile, the loud shouts of “HORA!” and “HEY!” are ridiculously catchy. The verses are restrained by contrast, with a bouncy spring beat. The fiddle is a highlight. The pre-chorus is solid. And the “lai lai lai”s and the clapping breakdown are fine. The lyrics illustrate the scenery of Avi's homeland.

Netherlands: Bill van Dijk - Jij en ik Netherlands out-cringes Austria. Bill is just too eager. I hate the pointing and the leg extensions. The female members looking surprised when he interacts with them is ugh. And the musicians look awkward when the camera cuts to them. Otherwise, the song is light and fluffy, but it's pretty bland. There's an intro whistle and horn squeals after each “KIJK!”. The lyrics are about how they're back together now that winter's over.

Ireland: The Duskeys - Here Today Gone Tomorrow This sounds like a '70s entry. The orchestra is very engulfing here; particularly the brass. The melody is a little too chipper. The sideways turns and arm swaying is a little too rehearsed. And there's lots of “lalala”s. But the chorus is catchy at least. The subtle rubber band guitar is alright too. The lyrics describe a love interest that only sticks around temporarily.

Germany: Nicole - Ein Bißchen Frieden (winner review below)

The Winner:

1982 is Germany's moment. After competing in all 27 contests thus far, the most populated participating country finally pulls off a victory. They came close many times before this – like their trio of bronze medals in the early '70s. And especially their strong run starting in 1977, where they kept earning more points than the previous year. That just leaves Belgium, Norway, Finland, Yugoslavia, and Portugal as the only '50s/'60s participants that are yet to win. Three of those will get it by the end of the decade; the other two will have to wait awhile.

This year's results were an utter blowout. It's the second most dominant victory of the 12-point era after 2009. “Ein bißchen Frieden” (“A Bit Of Peace”) even went #1 in several European charts after this. And yeah, it seems like an obvious winner to me too. Nicole's performance truly feels like a “moment” at the end of the running order. It's like the world just pauses for 3 minutes, as everyone holds their lighters in the air and sings along. She pours her heart into her performance – it's so genuine. That final chorus where her voice soars above the backing vocalists gives me the chills. She seems so sweet too. And she sits on a stool like Johnny Logan two years prior, while playing an acoustic guitar.

Peace songs will never be my favourite thing in Eurovision. I would've preferred Germany winning '81 instead. However, everything is executed so well here, not just the performance. The humming (also gives me chills). The harp. The campfire melody. The long S in “bißchen”. The way the song just floats along. The key change!! The false ending!! The lyrics aren't idealistic or preachy either. Nicole admits: “I know my songs won't help very much”. And she's right, Eurovision has had zillions of peace songs, and nothing ever changes. Her wish for peace sounds futile. In fact, she wishes for just “a bit” of peace. Like, even microscopic progress would be welcome. I can do without the metaphors though.

Also of note, Nicole switches between 4 languages during her winner's reprisal – German, English, French and Dutch. I believe that's a Eurovision first; to not sing in your country's native language for the reprisal. It won't be the last time either.

Verdict: "A" tier. The performance is much better than the studio version.

My points go to.... 01. Spain: Lucía - Él 02. Israel: Avi Toledano - Hora 03. Germany: Nicole - Ein bißchen Frieden 04. Belgium: Stella - Si tu aimes ma musique 05. Portugal: Doce - Bem bom 06. Switzerland: Arlette Zola - Amour on t'aime 07. Denmark: Brixx - Video, Video 08. Cyprus: Anna Vissi - Mono i agapi 09. Yugoslavia: Aska - Halo, halo 10. Sweden: Chips - Dag efter dag

11. United Kingdom: Bardo - One Step Further 12. Ireland: The Duskeys - Here Today Gone Tomorrow 13. Norway: Jahn Teigen & Anita Skorgan - Adieu 14. Turkey: Neco - Hani? 15. Finland: Kojo - Nuku pommiin 16. Austria: Mess - Sonntag 17. Netherlands: Bill van Dijk - Jij en ik 18. Luxembourg: Svetlana - Cours après le temps

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PLEASE DO LER BOB AND LEE SKID AND PUMP!

So Bob is babysitting the two troublesome kids cuz Lila had some work to do and she started trusting Bob. The kids where misbehaving out of boredom and he had enough but instead of timeout he tickles them!

Alright I get it /lh /nm

Ler Bob, Lees Skid and Pump

Warning: mentions of cannibalism, blood consumption

Word count: 1440

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“Alright, Skid, Pump, I’ll be home soon. Bob, please, keep an eye on them. They’ve traumatized enough people for the year, they don’t need to be doing any more damage,” Lila told the three boys.

Pump had come over for a sleepover just before Lila had to leave for work, leaving her to find a last-minute babysitter. Thankfully, Bob Velseb, a man she’d known and trusted since she was her son’s age, had popped in to check up on her at just the right moment.

“Don’t you worry, I’ll keep an eye on these lil’ goobers,” he assured her, patting the tops of the kid’s heads.

“Good, and one more thing…” she suddenly pulled him down by the collar of his sweater, staring him dead in the eyes. “Don’t you dare feed these two human meat again.”

His warm smile turned to a stone-cold, almost emotionless expression, save for a bit of anger gleaming in his eyes.

“I got no idea what you’re talkin’ about,” he growled back, lying and they both knew it, but she didn’t have time to address it now. All she could do was hope he listened, and be grateful he refused to target the kids.

She let him go and stepped out, waving to the three as she did. Bob’s smile returned as quickly as it had left, waving back as the door closed behind her.

“Now, who wants to help ol’ Bob make some cookies?” he asked, turning to the smol kids, who quickly jumped up with the repeated yell of “Me! Me! Me!”

In the kitchen, and gathering ingredients for the delicious treats, Bob began to set everything out.

“Did you know, blood can be used as a substitute for eggs in baking?” he told the boys as he pulled out a water bottle, filled nearly to the brim with a bright red liquid that the two could only assume was blood. He carefully measured it into a measuring cup and added it to the dough, mixing thoroughly until it had little more than a reddish tint.

“Woahhhh, that’s so cool!” Pump crowed as Bob showed them.

“We’re making blood cookies!” Skid cheered.

Bob chuckled at the two’s enthusiasm as he began scooping the cookie dough onto the baking sheet.

“Why yes, I suppose we are.”

After sticking the cookies in the oven, the three came out to the living room, Bob putting on a horror movie while they waited for the cookies to bake.

“Bob?” Skid eventually piped up, turning from his spot on the floor to look at the man on the couch.

“What’s up, kiddo?”

“Do you like the Spooky Month? Mom says you might not like it, since it gives you bad memories… but that’s not a reason to not like it, right?”

Bob’s face fell for a moment before forcing a warm smile back onto it. Don’t be a sad bastard in front of the kids.

“Nah, I like Spooky Month just the same as everyone else in this town. I ain’t special in that,” he assured the skeleton-clad boy with a small head pat.

“Good, because I love the Spooky Month! It’s the best month in the whole year, because we get to dress up, and get candy, and see all our friends! Outside of school!” he droned on excitedly, Pump catching on and popping up beside him.

“Plus the stores start filling up with pumpkin-flavored things, like pumpkin pie, and pumpkin cookies, and pumpkins! And we get to do the spooky dance!” he added, practically fizzing with the same energy and enthusiasm as his best friend.

“That’s-”

Suddenly the oven dinged, cutting off Bob’s response, making him get up.

“Hold that thought, kids,” he told the two as he headed into the kitchen to get the cookies.

Skid slumped down onto the floor, crossing his arms and huffing angrily.

“I wanted to show him the spooky dance!” he whined, mad at the oven for going off ‘too soon.’

“So did I…” Pump mumbled, sitting beside him. Suddenly, like a switch, an idea lit up in his brain and he turned to Skid, only to see him looking back. They’d had the same idea at the same time, and what a fun idea it was.

Bob hummed quietly as he took the cookies out of the oven, setting them on the stovetop above. The smell filled the air and made his stomach growl, and it took every little bit of willpower he had not to eat one now and burn the shit out of his mouth. Instead, he turned to the mess of a kitchen he had neglected to clean up earlier and sighed, deciding now was as good a time as any to get it done.

After about 15 minutes of cleaning up, he turned to put away the last item, the whisk. However, there was one minor little problem.

Where the fuck did it go?

The whisk had disappeared, leaving Bob a confused man standing in a clean kitchen as he searched around where he’d left it. It hadn’t rolled off the counter, or been put away already, or tossed in the sink filled with soapy water. It wasn’t on the table nor under it, and it hadn’t found its way into the cabinets. So where was it?

Suddenly, he heard giggling. Faint, but it was definitely there.

Did they take it? he asked himself as he followed the sound, until, sure enough, he saw the two hiding on the couch, Pump holding the whisk tightly in his hands. A small smirk crossed his face as an idea bloomed in his mind, and he crept silently towards the couch, keeping his mouth shut until…

“WHAT’RE YOU DOIN’?!” he bellowed as he scooped them both up from behind the couch, eliciting spooked but delighted squeals from them both as they were lifted into the air before it was squeals of laughter as Bob easily tickled each belly with one hand.

“Did you two lil goobers really think I wouldn’t notice you’d taken the one thing I hadn’t put away yet?”

“Ihihi dihihidn’t tahahake ihihit!” Skid protested, attempting to curl up around Bob’s hand.

“IHIT WAHAHAS YOUHUHUHUR IDEAHAHAHA!!” Pump squealed out, obviously far more affected by the tickles.

“Ihit was nohohot!”

“Now, now, no more arguin’. How about you both agree ya messed up and give me that whisk back so I can clean it off? Then we can have some nice, warm cookies.”

“Nohohoho!” “NEHEHEVEHER!!”

“Suit yourselves, guess I gotta use the ol’ persuasion method.”

Suddenly, he plopped down onto the couch, pinning Pump to it with one hand and squeezing at his side, making his cackles die down to giggles, while holding Skid up in his other arm his hand poised at the ribs, making him stuck in the giggles he was in before purely out of anticipation.

“Now, Pump, you can either give me back the whisk now, and I’ll stop ticklin’ you, or, keep it, and your little friend gets it~”

“Gehe- gehets whahahat?” he asked out of sheer curiosity. He knew Skid could handle a lot, so he wanted to see what Bob thought could break his bestie.

Bob merely smirked before he started blowing raspberries on one side of Skid’s ribs, his hand scribbling over the other side, causing Skid to squeal and cackle at the mismatched and maddening sensations.

“PUHUHUMP! GIHIVE IHIT TOHOHO HIHIHIM!! GIHIVE IHIT BAHAHACK!!”

“Whahat hahahappehened toho neheveheher suhurrehehendeher?”

“SUHUHURREHEHENDEHEHER!! SURREHEHENDEHEHER!!”

And, sure enough, Bob felt something small smack into his leg, a single look revealing it was the wire whisk the two boys had made off with, and he released the two from their ticklish captivity. Grabbing the whisk, he left the two alone on the couch to cuddle up and regain their composure as he was finally able to clean and put away the utensil. Soon enough, he returned to two little cuddlebugs on the couch, plate of cookies in hand, and settled down beside them.

“Cookie?” he offered to them, lowering the plate so they could each take some, before grabbing one of his own and biting into it.

“Blehhh, it tastes like metal!” Skid complained.

“It’s like sucking on a penny,” Pump agreed, Bob merely rolling his eyes at their dramatics.

“Oh, quit your whinin. Tastes good to me…” he mumbled, munching yet another cookie. It tasted just enough like blood to him to keep him satiated enough to not kill the kids, not that he could ever bring himself to. There was just something about these kids, he could never hurt them. Like some kind of weird vibe to them.

Weird kids.

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Two birbs with one stone lets go

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