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sailorsenshishitposter · 11 months ago

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Otacon x Reader

Warning

Highly cursed at the halfway point. Spoilers for End of Evangelion and I wouldn't recommend that sane people watch it just to try to understand what the hell is going on. Yes there are parts where people turn into orange liquid followed by screams and upbeat happy music about suicide. Also do not look up the hospital scene for this movie (which it is infamous for). You have been warned.

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Otacon

Your smash main is Snake, you're a weeb or you fall in love easily and are used to being hurt by others.

First Date:

None. This man is busy raising a child with Snake.

Second Try:

The two of you meet on a fan board and quickly exchange numbers. Soon he invites you over to his house for a date. You asked where he lived but he said he would prefer to pick you up. You wait outside until you feel what seems to be an earthquake. You go to run but then you look into the sky. "IS THAT A GIANT ROBOT!" The "vehicle" pulls up and sure enough, Otacon is waiting for you. "Good evening. You look wonderful..." He then handed you a bouquet of flowers and you came inside.

Man, he really was an otaku. His home consisted of a bedroom that was really more like a storage space, a bathroom and a kitchen. "Make yourself comfortable, I'm going to bring some refreshments." You looked around for a spot to sit down, his room being like that one photo of Yoshihiro Togashi but notably much cleaner. The walls were stacked from the floor to the ceiling. You would have to tell your date that piracy was also an option. Most of it was just anime so you knew better than to touch it.

There was a small CRT and just about every console you could think of. Even the bad ones.At the far end of the room was a computer. You didn't really understand how that stuff worked but you figured his setup must be very expensive since all you had was Windows 95. You saw a purple creature on the desktop. "What's a bonzi buddy?

"You then noticed that Hal had come back. "I brought you a bento and some pocky. Only the best for my little waifu." He then blushed and turned the television off. "Sorry. I forgot that I was playing Policenauts on my Saturn earlier.."He then asked Alexa to play his spotify playlist which consisted of nothing but Hatsune Miku.

After you were finished eating, he took you by the hand. "Allow you to show you my prized collection." He brought you to his glass stand filled with various figures. It had a little bit of everything. Transformers, all the Gundams, some Code Geass. Even this weird one he called Zone of the Enders? "Yeah, I'm a huge fan!" He then looked around to see if the almighty Mr. Kojima was watching."

But this... This is my favorite." It was a giant build of EVA 01. "I never knew you liked Evangelion..." He then pulled out a copy of End of Evangelion. "Would you like to watch it with me? I have the renewal edition..." You gazed into his eyes and kissed him. "Wow..." He then turned on his hello kitty DVD player and inserted the disc.

The two of you started frenching during the komm susser tod sequence. You began to stroke him while the lyrics "It all returns to nothing" played. "Looks like someone's snake is solid..." He then thought to himself while the screams of those being turned into orange juice could be heard. "It's just like one of my Japanese amines!" You gave one final pull, yelling "It all CUMS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN"

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Having finished, Hal shut off his VR machine. Ever since David had left him to go on a date with a woman, he hadn't felt the same. He thought back to when he asked him if love could bloom on the battlefield and then started to sob into his arm. "WHY DOES EVERYONE I LOVE LEAVE ME!?" Little did Snake know but Otacon had created a program where he could be with him in a dating sim. He would later sell it on steam and become as rich as Snake did from the fortnite cameo, bringing him into the spotlight. They would later get back together and become the ultimate power couple.

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not-so-empty-sekai · 21 days ago

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and let me introduce you to my project sekai joke unit

name: sekai.start(self); (whaaaat world.execute(me); ref ???)

one-liner on the loading screen: an online group that specializes in game osts, minecraft, and the occasional piracy

summary: sekai.start(self); (often abbreviated as Start, Startself, or SSS), was created by Minecraft user sunny_lakes. ‘Sunny’ because she’s cute and sweet and a die-hard omori fan and ‘lakes’ because it's pretty and calming and she’s also a die-hard Taylor Swift fan

backstory: The group was formed because none of them had any social life or meaning. They were like “make a music group? Yeah sure why not. I need money anyway.” It started when a girl namd Usada Kiku, on Minecraft as user sunny_lakes, joined a popular youtuber’s (canned_man19) minecraft server and started building people houses for diamonds. Minecraft user エコー /ᐠ - ˕ -マ (yes, with the kaomoji) gave her five stacks of diamonds after Kiku built a base for them (which really surprised Kiku. how the heck did someone get so many diamonds ??? also how the heck are there symbols in her name????). and uhh i havent thought beyond this

Members:

Usada Kiku (Kiki) - she may not look like much and she’s still learning the controls to Fortnite, but she’s really good at building in Minecraft. Her YouTube channel has thousands of subscribers because she’s just that good at building. She also thinks of very creative ways to defeat the Ender Dragon. Not to mention the hacking videos she does that she herself doesn’t think are funny (I do it all the time ??) but her community goes wild over it. She composes most of the soundtracks.

Emi - she’s really cute, but not the kindest. jirai kei girly <333 will probably dox you. has your ip address and credit card number somehow. she edits, mixes, and masters the music along with Kiku. selfie girl prolly. i also can't find a single good picrew for her so just have that for now. her pupils are off-centered flowers, she has a bunny hairclip, and there are pink streaks in her hair.

Fuuki - hacker. she’s x-raying in minecraft and you can’t ban her for some reason. she gave herself more power than the mods, than the admin themselves. she could take down the entire server within seconds but she won’t because she doesn’t care to. she doesn’t really commit much to actually making music, but she pirates all the music programs the others use because everyone’s too broke to pay for anything. also probably goes by she/they (demigirl) but i'm too lazy to change that rn

Kamui - ah, the traumatized one. she has a sad backstory and glues herself to their screen to disassociate. she’s always doomscrolling on social media and is definitely not healthy (showers probably aren’t in her vocabulary). she wears a mask to cover their face because she believes she’s the ugliest person on earth. also because they have breathing problems that their parents won’t treat so she has to anyway. she’s the artist that draws the backgrounds and stuff for the osts. also transfem and goes by she/they. who accepts them ? no one ha suffer (i’m kidding i love you my sweet child)

Virtual Singers:

Hatsune Miku - because she’s the first one

Utatane Piko - because he looks like an actual robot with all that tech stuff going on like yeah ok

IA - because i love her and she was released on mafuyu’s birthday and uh i love her

Gekiyaku - idk i was scrolling on the vocaloid wiki and she looked cool

Kagamine Len - i needed him and his sister to make six vocaloids and i didnt really want to add luka kaito or meiko

Kagamine Rin - ^

Electronic Sekai:

Start’s sekai. It’s kind of like a big room full of all sorts of technology. Lots of LED lights and stuff. Except since the whole room is basically a computer, Fuuki has hacked it numerous times to benefit herself.

uhh that's basically it. they were actually originally supposed to meet on fortnite but i dont play fortnite so minecraft was easier. why did i put so much thought into a joke unit ;-;; (but i love them) btw all the picrews are in their artstyle (or just their style. only one person there can actually draw)

#emptying thoughts #project sekai oc #pjsk oc #pjsk oc unit #project sekai

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