#Emily was really simping for her brother huh

[what-shitfuckery-is-this-ew]

So Charlotte's type was a racist slaver who cheated on his wife for her, Emily's type was a racially ambiguous probable slave turned landlord who just happened to sound like her brother. And Anne was just watching her two sisters write their messed up romances into books that outsold hers despite her writing toxic men die.

So the Bronte family reunions must have been ... interesting.

[apenapaperandadoofus]

Seven and Yoosung arguing over which anime girl is best waifu (+Saeran cringing in the background)

Yes!!! Also I based this on an argument I had with a friend like three years ago, it includes the girls from the anime Re:Zero, so please watch out if you don’t want to get spoiled or something!

Seven and Yoosung arguing over which anime girl is the best waifu (with Saeran slowly dying on the inside)

It was a beautiful morning. Saeran woke up in such a good mood!

He was up early, and he went outside to work on his garden. There, he spent the rest of the morning, until it was time for lunch!

Yoosung and Saeyoung were both watching some weird anime, but Saeran was pretty chill that day, so he decided to sit with them and watch some of the episodes. On the middle of an episode, where a character he really didn’t care about died, he heard Saeyoung scream in pain while Yoosung was just looking at the TV.

When the episode finished (the character was back alive for some reason, Saeran just wasn’t watching) Saeyoung leaned back on the couch, and no one said anything for a few minutes until he stood up and mischievously looked at his twin.

“Hey Saeran, let me ask you something.”

Eh, it wouldn’t hurt, Saeran thought, and he didn’t say anything, which Saeyoung took as a yes.

“Alright! Out of any of the girls that were in that anime which one do you think it’s the best one?”

Huh?

Saeran looked at his brother confused, and Yoosung elbowed Saeyoung.

“That’s not fair! In this episode Rem was the one that appeared the most, he has no idea what Emilia can do!”

“Yoosung she can’t do jack shit! You’re just mad cuz you know he’s going to choose Rem!”

“No he’s not!”

Saeran looked at the two of them, confused. “What the hell are you even talking about? Who’s Emilia? And Rem? And why does it matter which one I like?”

Saeyoung stood up too and frantically yelled, “BECAUSE!!! Obviously out of the two of them, Rem is the best one right? Saeran just answer with what you think feels right, which I’m sure it’s that you agree with me, that Rem is the best!”

“HEY NO FAIR! You’re trying to get him on your side! Besides he’s not allowed to pick a girl yet, he’s watched just one episode!” Yoosung glared at Saeyoung, and Saeran just didn’t know what the hell to do with his life anymore.

The two boys kept arguing and Saeran just decided to go to his room.

When he came out, it was pretty late outside, and he went looking for Saeyoung and Yoosung, hoping that they had finished arguing.

No bitch.

Saeyoung was standing in front of his TV with a PowerPoint presentation, the face of an anime girl with blue hair on the screen and a whole damn paragraph about why she was the best.

“Listen Yoosung! First of all, she’s a DEMON, you hear me? How cool is that! And she’s super powerful too, and cute! She literally defeated a killed whale that later took a LOT of people to defeat, do you think Emilia can do that? She doesn’t have any power besides that dumb cat of hers, that’s the only thing that saves her!”

Yoosung flushed with anger, while Saeran internally died at how cringy the two of the boys were being.

“Emilia is a candidate to become the heir of the throne for the kingdom! And she’s super nice and...well, she’s powerful too!”

“Her CAT is powerful not her!! Why are you simping over Emilia? If you like her cat so much then simp for her cat!”

Yeah Saeran wasn’t sticking around for that shit, so he decided to actually leave the house to get some ice cream. When he came back the house was quiet and Saeran let out a sigh of relief.

He was finally at peace again, no annoying brother and his friend fighting over fake anime girls.

He celebrated way too soon though, when the boys came into the kitchen.

AND THEY WERE STILL ARGUING!

HOW?!

Saeyoung leaned against the doorway as he glared at Yoosung, who was currently speaking about that girl...Emily or whatever her name was, Saeran just couldn’t bother.

“Emilia is the main love interest! AND Subaru rejected Rem, he likes Emilia and that’s because she has lots of good qualities-”

“YOOSUNG! Emilia doesn’t do anything!!! Rem is the one that is always helping Subaru while Emilia stayed in her stupid room just mopping around! Rem is the only one that actually does any work in there, and Subaru was a dumbass to reject the most beautiful and wonderful person in this whole world! Emilia is nothing compared to Rem!”

Saeran quickly stood up and left to go to the living room, where his brother and Yoosung followed close behind.

Everytime they spoke Saeran got more and more annoyed, and he was just- he was about to explode.

“Emilia was the one that saved Subaru at the beginning-” Yoosung said.

“It was her cat!”

“Well she’s still pretty cool! Come on, Emilia is totally waifu material!”

“No, REM is waifu material, you don’t know what you’re talking about!”

Saeran at that moment decided to run away from home.

I’m just kidding lmao.

But he had become so tired by the arguing at this point that he threw a nearby pillow at the two of them and yelled. “IF YOU DONT SHUT UP RIGHT NOW I WILL BURY YOU IN MY GARDEN!!”

Silence....

Well that seemed to shut them up! But by now Saeran’s day was ruined and he glared at the two of them.

“STOP arguing about what girl is the best, just respect each other’s opinions you idiots! Obviously Yoosung isn’t going to agree with you, and Saeyoung is a stubborn brat, so you can’t convince him! Why don’t you two do something better with your lives and stop wasting time fighting about FAKE GIRLS that don’t exist!! You guys are pathetic!”

Saeyoung and Yoosung looked at the ground and mumbled some sorry’s while Saeran made his way to his room, but before he completely left the place he turned around and glared at them once again.

“And before I leave I just want to say that my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.”

And with that, he went to his room and closed the door with a bang.

.........

It was currently 3am, and Saeran was looking at his computer.

Obviously those two idiots had no idea what they were talking about!

Ram is actually the true waifu of the entire series and he was mad that they didn’t give her a bigger role like her twin.

Yes, the plot twist of this story is that Saeran is actually a big weeb too, and he likes Ram. I don’t know how to end this so have this gif of a seal spinning.

And yes, if you couldn’t tell I’m a total simp for Rem and I will somehow gently fight you if you think otherwise (I’m just kidding I respect your opinion, but if you insult my girl I will destroy you. Mark my words.)