#Elvira: the gal with the enormous ratings

[frankenstoner1818]

Potion bottle, ghost, Elvira's deathbat. And a nose piercing lol

Done by my friend Charlie who is an apprentice at Matrix in Barrie!

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Also follow their band It Cometh!

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OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEVER TOLD YALL I GOT TATTOOS

[notphantomlayla]

"Hello, Darling. It's me again. Yours cruelly, Elvira. The gal with the enormous... uh, ratings."

Elvira Mistress of the Dark ou para os mais íntimos Elvira a rainha das trevas. Esse filme é muito bom 😭 se tu quer dar umas risadas de piadas de 5° série ele é perfeito

"And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs"

Usei uma aquarela de 10 pila e uma caneta q achei na rua caso tenham se perguntado!!

[hexsreality]

“Hello darling. It’s me again. Yours cruelly, Elvira! The gal with the enormous… uh, ratings.” Wanda looked down at her partially exposed chest after she had said enormous, then looked back up. She cleared her throat, her voice returning to normal after using a spell to mimic the voice of the mistress of the dark. "How was that? Did I sound like her? How do I look?"

[haileygiustiillustration]

Cassandra Peterson as Elvira is Horror Queen number three of five 💅🏻🗡🔮

"Hello, darling. It's me again. Yours cruelly, Elvira. The gal with the enormous...uh, ratings."

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[happymediium]

🔮 🎃 💀 Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Sentence Meme 💀 🎃 🔮 

A sentence meme for the 1988 cheesy, spooky, positively kooky cult classic film featuring yours cruelly, Elvira, the gal with the enormous...uh, ratings.  Change pronouns/phrasing/tense/etc as needed! Contains some NSFW language.

“Oh boy, I mean, could you believe that cheesy looking monster? Looked like Gumby on steroids.”

“Does anyone know what that movie was about? I’ll tell you what it was about, it was about an hour and a half too long.”

“Unpleasant dreams.”

“Looks like it’s just gonna be you and your trusty ol’ right hand.”

“Wow, I didn’t even know I had a good aunt, much less a great one.”

“Ugh, I gotta get a new joke, this one’s costing me a fortune.”

“You most certainly don’t fit in this town. Why, you don’t even fit in that dress!”

“If I want your opinion, I’ll beat it outta ya.”

“Oh, great! Now I’m stuck in this hellhole! I mean--this quaint little hellhole.”

“Nice tits.”

“Oh, my name’s _______ but you can call me...tonight.”

“Go ahead...bore me.”

“Let’s get goin’ before somebody else dies!”

“Where’s Bob Eubanks?!”

“That ‘dumb recipe book’ contains more power than your feeble little minds could ever imagine.”

“It’s okay, my appearance is kind of a shock to everybody.”

“Yeah, sure, I’ll do it for 50 bucks.”

“Not that it’s any of my business but, then again, everything is.”

“Does a chicken have a pecker? Of course I’m interested!”

“I found these panties, try one, they’re edible!”

“How’s your head?”

“Well, I haven’t had any complaints yet.”

“It’s like some sorta conspiracy.”

“There’s nothing you can do! You’re dead and I’m not!”

“Looks like it was written in some kinda foreign language or something.”

“Oh, it’s just a lil something I...conjured up.”

“Too macabre!”

“Remind ya of anything?”

“My insurance policy doesn’t cover acts of demons.”

“I’m just not the kinda girl whose dreams come true...I do better with nightmares.”

“I’m like fake fruit, I don’t bruise that easy.”

“I’m, uh, sorry that I set you on fire and everything and uh, I hope there are no hard feelings.”

“Bad dreams really do come true!”

“I was just an innocent on-licker.”

“Oh well, there's nothing wrong with G-rated movies, as long as there's lots of sex and violence.”