#Edwin taking notes: fascinating

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

Charles: aw that was aces! right, Edwin?

Edwin: yes it was rather,

*consulting a list of modern slang Niko and Crystal gave him*

Edwin, proudly: poggers :)

[pandorem]

Genuinely find it fascinating from a writing perspective that Edwin’s propensity for playing trauma olympics is a well established trait of his that plays so interestingly into his relationships with Crystal and Charles and Simon especially, and how it works in his character arc and how it both plays into and CONTRASTS his incredible capacity for forgiveness. How it’s a flaw that makes so much sense with how much he’s suffered that it’s hard not to be sympathetic towards it or even agree with him sometimes, but that it IS a flaw and comes up at times that are less fair as well. Im not sure I have a real point to this yet, it’s just something I want to chew on for a while.

for one: Edwin’s tendency to put his trauma as worse than others’ (no matter how literally correct he might be) is set up directly to parallel Crystal’s own self centered tendencies and her character arc. They BOTH have a tendency to not consider other people’s feelings and pain until someone points out to them that they are being dismissive. They are mirrors of each other and I love them so much. I also wanted to push back a bit on some things I’ve seen about how Edwin’s reaction to her yelling at him in episode one was completely justified (“what she’s been through? I spent 70 years in hell!”) because of how their traumas interact and how she let David in the first time that feel too dismissive of Crystal’s trauma. Yes, their trauma’s with demons interact in ways that it makes PERFECT SENSE that Edwin reacted the way he did, and I even sympathize with him, but something being sympathetic does not mean it’s justified. Taking away the metaphor of the Demonic nature of it all, Crystal was just cornered and threatened by her abusive ex boyfriend who has succeeded in isolating her from her entire social circle/any safety net she might have had before the boys. And uh. We don’t say about people getting out of abusive relationships that it’s justified that people were mad at them for getting into the relationship willingly. So.

Also. While Edwin’s measuring of their traumas is more sympathetic in the first episode, the moment in a later episode where Edwin (nearly lightheartedly) dismisses Crystal’s nightmare about her abusive demon ex because “the living know nothing about true nightmares” is less so, and I think is there to confirm that this is a genuine, deliberately written character flaw that he needs to grow out of, just like Crystal needs to grow.

And that brings us to Simon. The character who Edwin is THE MOST justified to be angry at, to blame and to compare their punishments. When he rages that Simon damned him to decades of being ripped apart while Simon sits quietly crying in a room, getting paper cuts from tearing pages out of books, it’s honestly difficult not to agree with him, to not feel that same righteous indignation. But then despair lays it out for him: he was about to gloat over another’s torture. And even without yet knowing more about Simon, Edwin is horrified by the idea. I think it says so much about Edwin’s GOODNESS that the time this character flaw of his feels the most justified and right is also the time he works through and past it to empathize with the pain of the real person on the other side of that. It is after he comes back, needing Simon to know that he didn’t mean to gloat, that he is then able to see Simon as a real person, as someone he shares pain with, the pain of being closeted and terrified in the 1910s. Simon was a kid, same as Edwin, who was terrified of his own nature and let that fear and humiliation lead him to cruelty that ended in consequences that he never intended. And it says so, so much about Edwin’s goodness that once he is able to see past his own pain and empathize with someone else’s, he feels for and maybe even forgives the one person that he would be most justified in NOT forgiving. That connecting with him is literally what saved Simon’s soul in the end.

(It’s also worth noting- Simon thinks that Edwin is “another trick” when he first sees him. He says that “the headmaster will be angry”. In keeping with the theme that we shouldn’t compare traumas or decide that we know what other people are going through, it seems clear to me that what we saw- sitting alone and getting paper cuts- was NOT the entirety of Simon’s hell.)

And then there’s Charles. Now. Edwin has a lot of 1910s sensibilities that make him connecting the dots on what Charles went through a bit difficult for him. But Edwin never, ever suggests that his trauma is less or isn’t worth getting upset about. Because it’s Charles, and Charles deserves no amount of pain ever, in the world. I don’t think it would ever occur to Edwin if I’m honest. Of course it’s because he loves him and Charles is his favourite person in the universe, but also I wonder at the fact that their very first meeting, so soon after Edwin had escaped hell, was one of complete empathy and compassion. Maybe seeing the bullies made him see himself in Charles but it sort of circles the point I think I’m making- Edwin’s very real flaws contrast against and thus highlight his INCREDIBLE kindness and goodness.

[brainrotbee]

Payneland Promptfest Day 1: "Forget I said anything"

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"That took far longer than necessary."

Charles nodded and watched as Edwin set down the case of vials they had just bought. Charles still wasn't entirely sure what was in them but he knew better than to investigate. Nothing would be worse than accidentally being transformed into a newt, again.

Edwin sighed. "I don't know why that shopkeeper felt the need to speak with me for nearly twenty minutes." He pulled out one of the vials and inspected it. "It's not as if we're friends."

Charles rolled his eyes and took a seat on top of the desk. "Come on, mate."

Edwin crossed his arms. "What?"

"You really don't know?"

"No. Enlighten me."

Charles shook his head. How could he explain this in a way Edwin would understand? "She fancies you."

Edwin scoffed. "No, she does not." He reached for an envelope on top of the mail pile but Charles grabbed it before he could.

"Yes, she does." He grinned. "Haven't you noticed the way she starts giggling whenever you come round or how she never takes her eyes off you?"

Edwin looked away. "That's ridiculous." He snatched the envelope out of Charles's hands and opened it, looking a bit flustered. They were quiet for a few ticks while Edwin read the envelope's contents. Then: "Why would anyone think of me that way in the first place?" He glanced at Charles briefly before shoving his face back into the letter. "It's quite obvious that I'm not good with others."

"Oi," Charles scolded. "You're great. There's plenty to like about you." He swallowed, suddenly feeling shy. "You're smart and you care about people, even if you won't say it." He began tracing the wood grain just to have something to do. "You're proper fit too. Girls like tall guys with dark hair. Your eyes are pretty mint too. I can never tell what color they really are; they're always changing. It's-"

Charles faltered. Edwin was staring at him with a combination of fascination and embarrassment. Charles cleared his throat awkwardly. He couldn't believe he'd just rambled about his best mate's looks. That wasn't something normal friends did. "Forget I said anything."

Edwin ducked his head and nodded. "Alright." He returned to the letter and began making notes in his notebook. In the silence, Charles cursed himself for acting so stupid. His moping was cut short by though. Edwin, without looking up, placed a hand on top of Charles's.

"Thank you."

[edwin-paynes-bowtie]

Both Edwin and his notebook were normal objects, once. He would have carried it in his bookbag or in his pocket, taking notes about detective novels and coursework.

But then both Edwin and his notebook were taken to Hell. Maybe he hid it under a floorboard; maybe he hid it in a hole in the wall. It was his salvation, writing notes in it while he was down there, creating maps and escape plans and little drawings while actively being tortured for decades. It didn't just enable him to escape Hell; it provided him with a refuge while he was there.

And then he got out. With the notebook.

He slipped it into his pocket, maybe, or he held it in his hand. But he walked through an entirely new world, and he started to take notes in it again about what it was like to be a ghost. Ghost rules. Facts and historical events in this new world he lives in, this new world he cannot yet fathom.

That notebook is his constant comfort. And now he's a boy back at St Hilarion's, 73 years of horrors later, taking notes in the same logbook he'd had when he was alive.

Over time, he realized: Hell changed the notebook. Just as Edwin was an eternal being, the notebook was now an eternal thing. The pages inside were limitless, and he will always be able to use it.

Edwin's relationship with his notebook must be so rich, and so nuanced. I wish we had season 2 and could delve into this more, because it's so fascinating to me and I love him so much.

[yowlthinks]

One more thought on Catwin that I keep coming back to:

The Cat King prides himself on being fair, note how he underlines the fact that any sort of relationship with him is consensual. Add to this, that they part on a note of mutual understanding and respect, and I think that whatever "Edwin's first adult experience" (as mentioned in the cameos) happened in s2, it was based on that exactly.

And what I think it could be is Edwin taking a leaf out of Nico's book. Think about her major behaviour patterns, and they fit perfectly into where Edwin has room for growth:

- She approaches everything with kindness and an open mind. Even the things that scare her, even the things that could be dangerous (key example: the Sprites, but also the Cat King - she is the only one who always treats him with utmost respect)

- She overcomes her initial fear and opens up to new experiences, opens up to people

- She believes in love and being herself (ok, with a setback with Jenny, but she still comes back to it).

So where does this bring Edwin?

He has accepted his sexsuality by end of s1, in s2 he might come to the view that he might want to explore further, even if not with Charles. And who better than someone who passes no judgement, who Edwin realises is in many ways similar to him, and who he knows already is fascinated by him? I think it is not smth he would plan, but something that might just happen (loneliness?), and probably also something that would allow him to understand himself better.

And yes, obviously Edwin and Charles are the endgame, but to get there, Charles needs to realise some things, and Edwin probably wants to gain more confidence.

[goldenmorningglory]

we need a painland parallel of the piano scene from skam france s3.

edwin finding a piano and just being fascinated, cause it's been over a century since he's been around one. even when he was alive, he didn't have the time for music, or more specifically he made sure he didn't, to not give any potential bullies more fuel to mark him out.

just edwin letting latent muscle memory take over and drifting off into a breathless piece, fingers flying over keys like they're dancing. just him eyes closed, swaying to it, softest smile flickering on his lips.

crystal watching and feeling niko's fingers grip her arm, turning to find her teary, quiet joy reflected in her eyes. a feeling of contentment so bone deep that she feels she could sleep dreamless for the first time in years.

niko watching and feeling inexplicably full, like a balloon of emotions in her chest is threatening to burst. she can't put in words if she tried, how much it fills her with comfort, the notes that flow from edwin's fingers into the air.

them turning to glance at charles and charles just having the most unfamiliar expression on his face. it's somewhere between surprise and intrigue and fierce yearning and sadness. them looking away because it felt too intimate like there was a cloak settling over him of distance.

edwin finishing the piece and snapping out of it. him turning around, sheepish smile on his face cause he hardly gets distracted like that and he didn't know what had gotten into him. niko and crystal just spontaneously gushing and edwin looking half embarassed and half endeared. they're leaving the room, niko and crystal walking ahead in deep discussion, and charles who has still not said anything, putting out his hand to stop edwin.

edwin whose non-existent breath hitches and he turns to charles, who's looking at him with such intent and intensity it makes him slightly lightheaded. charles almost unthinkingly sliding his hand down edwin's arm to his fingers, lifting his hand to his face. edwin feeling each puff of artificial breath on his gloveless hands.

charles softly caressing his fingers, tracing each dip and divot, and looking at edwin through lowered lashes. edwin muttering out a nervous query, and charles simply brushing his lips to edwin's fingers, stopping him dead.

you're surprising, even after 30 years, he breathes will you play for me again soon?

edwin, voiceless and blank, nodding. anything, he responds, similarly breathless. anything you want.

charles' lips ticking up in a quiet smile, his eyes never less intense, and gracing edwin's fingers with another faint but impactful kiss. it was beautiful, he says and gently drops edwin's hand, turning his face away and follows the girls out.

edwin stands till he can catch his breath, fearing he may have died once more and actually received heaven as his destination this time.

[deadshowsagency]

Well, since I haven't written for a long time, I'm just going to share my DBDA draft from my notes from last December.

You are a teenage psychic. You are recent member, having the Dead Boy Detectives help you with your case. Your case is about how you keep hearing voices until you go mad and you always see a clown everytime you look into reflective surfaces. You were about to witness your first love (Edwin) confess to Charles. The painful part is you know about his feelings yet you have feelings for him. Until a spider from the pits of hell disturbs the painful yet heartfelt moment by taking Edwin back to hell.

"Edwin!" Charles yells for Edwin, running to the wall he just disappeared with the spider and bangs at the wall.

"What the hell?!" You shouted, covering your mouth with your hand.

You try to process what happened, try to make sense of what you just witnessed. You just watched the boy who read you to sleep get taken away by some fiery spider who just appeared out of nowhere. You felt a hole burned through your chest, a void made with despair.

"What the hell was that?" Charles turns to the night nurse, holding Edwin's notepad.

Your eyes get blurry with unshed tears as you gaze at it, realizing what happened.

Edwin told you many stories, in detail, about how he gets chased by a spider made of dolls. You sit by his side, fascinated by his stories, as he tells you his experiences and how he escaped. He also tells you that you know it's coming whenever you hear a giggle.

Before he disappeared, you swore you heard a giggle, with a spider figure carrying him out of the room. Maybe out of this realm.

"A demon. I'd say from one of the middle levels." The Night Nurse sputters a little as she explains, confirming your conclusion.

"You mean to tell us he's back from that torture hole?!" You yelled at the Night Nurse.

"Technically, yes." The Night Nurse confirms.

"Oh, bloody hell." You mutter as you run your fingers on your hair, turning away.

"No, you said you'd sort us out. That you wouldn't send him back!" Charles says, gesturing at the wall.

"It is no mere fault of my own!" The Night Nurse defends herself, stepping back in anger.

"You have no clue of what he's endured in that sh!t hole." You cursed under your breath, turning back to her. "He already said it was a technicality!" You yelled again as Crystal and Niko walked in the room.

"Holy sh!t, you're still alive?" Crystal asked from behind you.

"Old news!" The Night Nurse and you say in unison. "Old news, dear."

"Old news, innit? Then the new news is she fed us a load of tosh about giving us a chance in the afterlife," Charles walks towards the two girls, the Night Nurse gaping in offense as he continues to talk. "And summoned something to send Edwin back to hell."

You stare at the wall he disappeared into, your gaze landing on a bowtie on the floor. Edwin left his bowtie behind as well. The bowtie you love to fix every time the group will accept a case.

You reached into your jeans pocket, taking out a handkerchief and walked forward to pick it up. You're careful with where you put your fingertips as to not read the bowtie, fearing you will see the horrors of Hell.

But-

You can read the bowtie so you can find out if Edwin was harmed, right?

You turned to look at Charles, whose eyes roamed on the bowtie. His mouth falls open slightly, he looks at you like he knows what you are thinking of.

"Y/n, don't-" Charles tries to intervene, but it was too late. Your fingertips touch the bowtie and you saw-

You turn your head in all four directions, breathing heavily. You can hear the giggle but you can't find it. If you can't find it, might as well focus on running?

You turn to a corner to the next, desperately trying to find somewhere to hide. Your feet hit some doll heads, but your attention is not focused on the pain you feel on your feet. Not now.

The giggle is getting closer; you can't just hear it, you can also feel it on the back of your neck. Your adrenaline spikes up, you try to catch your breath as you run faster. Every part of you is filled with fear, every breath you gasp is never out of relief. Every look you give, every touch, every heartbeat, never rests in peace. Every day, every hour, every minute, every second contains no rest, never safe.

No, nonononono the giggle is getting closer, it's getting -

You felt something grab you from behind as you gasp.

"Y/n!" Charles shakes you back to reality, making you drop the bowtie wrapped in the handkerchief.

You gasp for air as your knees weaken. Charles supports your weight, slowly dropping you on the ground. What the hell was that you saw?!

Edwin. That was Edwin?

"Y/n, are you alright? What did you see?" Charles asks as he rubs your arms in comfort.

You loom around the room, trying to get yourself back to reality by focusing on Charles' touch and the brightness of the room. You see the Night Nurse, that's good, with her mouth agape.

"Oh, dear." You hear her whisper, as she winces.

"Ed- Edwin. Edwin's legit in Hell." You managed, gulping.

"Edwin's in hell?" Niko exclaimed.

(wasn't continued because of the note limit.)

@montythehumancrow @spiteful-summer-of-sixteen @philosophershroomie @mrnightingale

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

DBD rewatch notes!

episode 1

Why was Charles making that face before offering Crystal to stay at the office?

Why are they not supposed to interact with the living? clearly Emma has no such qualms.

Crystal speaks up to make sure Edwin hears when she says thank you for taking her in

Why is David a surprising name for a demon? Why IS David called David, if it isn't a demon name?

HOW did I watch the show this many times without noticing the septum ring??

"The living are messy. If she had died last night, I'd have no issue with her being here." OKAY EDWIN. I guess this and the 'no living people' rule must have to do with the Infamous Puppy Debacle of '94. In this case, Edwin is not insulting Crystal specifically, but is being very literal that he would not be worried about taking care of a dead person.

I love how they NAME everything from cases to moves to incidents.

Charles teases Edwin for being jealous, but does he actually think that? Edwin is just overly cautious, and yeah that's causing an issue at the moment, but does he have, like, a record of being jealous of girls Charles likes?

Charles immediately tries to seperate Edwin and Crystal to stop them arguing, and Crystal is like "wait what??" like she's SO surprised. Also kinda love the not-subtle dig at Edwin's behavior. That does not go without retaliation ie: you weren't here when the mail came

WAIT they're going on a walk and taking, like Edwin and Monty. that's cute.

Did Crystal actually thin Edwin was in hero for being evil? I feel like that is surprising to hear regardless. Is it common for Charles to explain to people that his bf was only sent to hell on a technicality??

I think Crystal must have learned about hell from David, because if the ghosts she has met haven't moved on yet they have no way of knowing about hell.

The focus on people staring at Crystal is kinda weird. Does she even realize yet?

What did she used to feel like when people got mad at her for being mean?

What does Charles think about the way Crystal talks about her anger? He says it's cool that she is still alive, but does he admire her honesty too?

The up-and-down when she asks if that line used to work. He didn't even tell her what decade he died. Read him.

Aww she wanted to get Edwin some coffee to cheer him up. She even says hi to him as soon as she's inside. Crystal cares whether Edwin likes her or not. At the very least, she is trying to be nice to him.

How DOES the ghost post work? also the sheer incredulity of Crystal's voice lmao. Why exactly does the mail carrier sneak up on them? is he also dead?

Why does he care who the client is? they already know what the mystery is.

'keep your voice down!' bestie you already flirted at her, she knows.

'it's happening too quickly' Edwin doesn't wanna screw up his routine

good on Crystal for getting straight to business. Becky's ALIVE, boys!

Why do they think Death will come back to the office?

more people stare at Crystal. Dies she really not notice before the malt shop?

I can't help being reminded of that textpost about putting Crystal in the bag and going through a mirror.

Edwin thinks he is so clever with the agency name joke. He is so proud of that one. same thing with his journal of opinions joke. he's having so much fun rn.

I love that every time there's a Jenny scene the soundtrack changes to goth or rock music.

Why is the red LED neat diagram briefly orange and why is Edwin so fascinated by it?

She's scary for all of two seconds before becoming awkward and weird and mean. Jenny, ladies and etc!

Edwin is so menacing here FOR WHAT

Crystal gets the room as is, then never decorates it during the following weeks.

Can those ghosts teleport?? I noticed the dragons so it too, is it a shirt distance thing?? wtf?

pictures of guys, huh Charles? Is there anything else notable about the pictures?

Edwin jesus fuck lay off her. He is looking for just ANY excuse to talk shit.

Charles trying to help out Crystal is nice. I wonder why she doesn't like reading minds though? During the course of the series, she totally volunteers to read minds and it's a go-to solution for her. What happened to put her off it that she doesn't remember anymore?

What'd he do to get burned by the iron?

I guess after knowing ghosts for however long, none of them must have told Crystal about iron.

how does that alarm system via possession even work??

After that silence I kinda thought Edwin went to hell for possession when I first watched LMAO

Esther must have put the shoes in the woods as a distraction. I wonder if the boys would have ever found out if it weren't for Crystal.

they know cats talk and have human personalities and yet Charles sees one and is instantly like "aw fuck off man :((" bro chill

Why is the cat voice so. echoey?

what would happen if somebody tried to sit on the stools that the boys are already on?

Do we ever see anything like this door entrance in a mindscape scene after this? Does she ever walk around while in a trance again?

holy crap Edwin

I guess she takes a while to figure out it's her own brain. mecore.

of course there's an argument now. how could there not be?

then they never follow up on the "our demon" line

poor old Edwin has Charles taking such good care of him that he isn't used to the guy trying to take care of TWO peoples' feelings. Man I know that they don't talk about feelings in your time but at some point you've got to learn that everything you're saying is a fear reaction and not a moral stance.

I love the high contrast in this scene!

Simon's lil smile and Edwin walking away looks SO different with Context.

why tf is the sacrifice named "Mary Ann" and WHAT is Simon's brother into?

"don't do that!" and a breath of relief followed immediately by a jumpscare is SO GOOD. like I get scared by jumpscares but I love when they do it like this.

"It's not that bad" *hoovers the boy* *sells him to a demon*

THE TRANSITION. WITH THE SCREAMING

Why is the same cat here? is he following Edwin? W H Y

you're such a whore 🙄 (cat voice)

What if I offered you a sardine out of my gloves hand and bound you in a magical leash and you were a cat🥺 (and we were both boys)

The cat's mannerisms are pretty convincing IMO. my cat does the same ear thing when she wants me to leave her alone. And the tense shoulder/neck scrunch combo just adds to the effect.

I wish Edwin got to use more magic in the show.

not the apathetic eyebrow raise

me when I dump blood

I love this scene. Jenny is so awkward but also she remembers what Crystal says here. She remembers hearing about Crystal's ex like three times ever and ends up going after that boy with a cleaver. but it all starts with Jenny not knowing if she's allowed to show that she cares.

oh and her shield of cynicism

and the way she asks for more information!!

Charles with the questions! detective-ass.

it's interesting that Jenny and Charles both try to help Crystal while looking through a lens colored by trauma (specifically parental flavored) but Charles is so gentle while Jenny is abrasive.

Crystal! With the self-awareness!!

if you what? finish the sentence, Crystal.

Also she says "didn't you see that" like those pink lights were not symbolic they were real in-universe. Crystal and Niko were still acting hella gay tho. ofc, Crystal was under a spell and Niko is just Like That.

FAIR QUESTION

he doesn't answer whether or not it's weird. He also doesn't wait for an answer of if she'll tell Edwin. He trusts her.

Aww poor kidddsss

Edwin walks in and out of rooms like God sent him

Crystal with the self-awareness once agaiiiin 😎

TRANSITIONS

if she was in that relationship since three months ago and we don't know how long she was possessed for before Emma figured out how to find the boys, she may have already been missing for weeks at this point.

The way she is dressed and the way she's acting is risky different from the memories she gets from the marbles. Is this a real memory? Why would she dress like that, or hang out with those people?

Is the possession paralelled to any of this scary movies that was playing in the theater they go to? bc it looks really familiar.

Edwin is really focusing on the wrong details here, man. Also comparing a scared person to their abuser is not fuckin cool.

YAY! FEELINGS TALK!

I love the sound of his voice in this scene.

I mean I thought it was already clear that neither of them wanted David involved but if Edwin needs clarification that's fine ig

the description of Esther is line a spoken word poem

you know he doesn't get out much when he doesn't know about the internet

Jenny is iconic

absolutely ZERO emotional response to "Like kind of a sexy witch who smokes alot but in a cool way" like maybe they didn't hear Charles. maybe their minds were blocking it out because what the fuck /j

and her coat gets caught in the door and she can't drive. Perfect.

The fuckin twirl. Thank you costumes for cutting the vent stitch because the swooshy coat adds to the effect 🙏

Esther leaves the stove on when she's out of the house? does she want her bird to DIE!? It must be an accident because Edwin has to take it off :o either that, or she wasn't planning on leaving for too long, or knew there'd be someone to take care of it 👀

Also Edwin is EXACT in his reading if the floor plan. Like that is SPECIFIC

is that a sink cabinet? no basin??

an empty cabinet like that is sus anyways. who has that little stuff??

Edwin volunteers and Charles knows he's scared but makes sure he does it anyways. I wonder if there are any more examples of this behavior.

Monocrome; floor littered in bones and shoes. Edwin is 'weighed down'

it's not a void, there's a floor.

Wait Has Esther been planting shoes for the cops to find, then re-stealing them for her snake's nest??

Also how often does she kidnap forms because I feel like she'd either have to run out or get caught at some point.

"bag of tricks" they name EVERYTHING

technically they didn't break in

what did she THINK they wanted?

COLLECTOR

I've already said this but Esther loves things she *consumes*, so her love of birds is kinda bad news for Monty. He's just there to use in her plans.

Also the first time I watched this I thought Esther was trying to kiss Crystal. like that shot is. weird.

Why does Charles want the bird to be his friend and why is he not concerned about its living conditions

rope+ magic weight= OW

technically, since everyone else is only going off of Edwin's (and later Cat King's) word, they might think the snake is huge but realistic. do they know it's like fifty feet??

interesting that they show it takes multiple puffs of smoke to paralyze someone but later when she gets power from that rando ghost she does a whole ranged spell with the pipe because she is more powerful.

that is some weird and impractical snake jewelry on her hand.

MUSIC

appearance ONE of the BAT! he DOES NOT get to use it!

Edwin looks to be MORE bothered by the iron burn than Charles now that nobody is looking.

Do people normally get incapacitated when Crystal does her trick?? or is that special for this time?

I wonder what Crystal thinks watching this possession, since she just got possessed recently.

bag of worms?? not a thing

MONTY im tryna threaten some kids🥺

MUSIC

I guess the woods thing was believable bc she's a girl scout.

Also now that Becky's mind is wiped, she can't see the boys even though she has been close to the supernatural. I guess it would have worked on Jenny too if she chose that.

is now a good time to mention: I LOVE Crystal's weird-ass jacket. and she's wearing overalls again today, like in episode (six? I think?)

so now are they on David's case? I guess not lmao

The Night Nurse's hair is so funny to me. She is the only person who would ever think to wear victory rolls with a microfringe.

why are those photos so low-quality and why is the Afterlife Lost and Found a liminal '50s office building full of women?

[sugar-coated-prat-dragon]

Title: Gaius used other ingredients like mint, sage, lavender and thyme to try to heal Morgana

Episode: "A Remedy to Cure All Ills" questions #1

Questions by @tansyuduri

Tagging: @miyriu

Books used for reference: Valiant, The Mark of Nimueh, A Fighting Chance and Merlin Annual 2010.

Question: Gaius originally blames Morgana's condition on inflammation of the brain caused by infection? That seems pretty advanced medical terminology?

My answer: Gaius does seem to have a greater understanding of medicine then one would expect of the time period, but his knowledge is also consistent, since he was reading a book on ‘diseases of the mind’ when Morgana first started having nightmares.

Book description: Gaius had slammed the book shut quickly, but not before Gwen had seen that it had been about diseases of the mind.

Gwen could see in her mistress's eyes that she, too, knew that her dreams might be the symptoms of some deeper malady.

Question: So according to what Gaius claims he used Rosemary and Yarrow to try to cure Morgana of her illness?

My answer: One of the annual books also notes that Gaius used Mint, Sage, Lavender and Thyme as well in the treatments.

(Source: Merlin Annual 2010)

Book description: When Edwin secretly used an enchanted scarab to make Morgana gravely ill, Gaius tried to cure her with potions made from herbs.

Mint, Rosemary, Sage, Lavender and Thyme

Question: Gaius: “Probably some charlatan hoping for a quick shilling.”

Now onto Shilling, I believe this is the only time a unit of money is mentioned?

My answer: They never used the term shilling again, but we do know in the Merlin verse that they use silver and gold coins.

In fact, Merlin ends up having to pay ten pieces of silver to burrow a cart, so they can wheel one of the dead bodies back to the psychoanalysis quarters.

(Source: The Mark of Nimueh)

Book description: Thankfully he soon spied another empty cart, and set about haggling with its owner to let him borrow it.

Five minutes later - and lighter by ten pieces of silver - he was thundering back up the hill to where Gaius was patiently waiting.

Question: Wouldn’t the Alchemy equipment used by Edwin be similar to the stuff Gaius uses as a physician?

My answer: Merlin notes the instruments were nothing he’d ever seen, even in Gaius’s chambers.

Book description: Merlin helped Edwin to set up his equipment in a guest room. The instruments were like nothing he'd ever seen before, even in Gaius chambers - strange metal devices the purposes of which he couldn't guess. Edwin told him they were originally designed for alchemy, the process by which men attempted to turn base metals into gold.

He was also very keen to learn more about Edwin's fascinating equipment. He hoped the man would show him what all the different items were for.

Question: Why wasn’t Edwin worried about claiming “the dreams should have been a warning?”

Especially, since the nightmares weren’t actually going to go away?

My answer: Edwin told Uther earlier on his death bed that he was going to kill him and bring back magic to the kingdom.

So I don’t think it actually mattered whether Morgana’s nightmares came back or not, because once the king was dead, he was going to take over the kingdom (with or without the use of Merlin’s more powerful magic to aid him).

There would be no point in keeping up the charade at that point.

Book description: Edwin stared Merlin straight in the eye.'I can rule the kingdom now. With you at my side, we can be all-powerful.”

[digitalisnarcissus]

Fascinating how we've come so far down this pipeline that people in the notes can take this at face value. There's probably some boomer working for the NY or London Times upset they didn't get there first to be fair. Because the Times in the picture is in fact, Irish, and they are having a laugh.

Patrick here has dumped a massive bucket of mixed bait into the water, giggling as he imagines what fish will take it, and honestly he's been done a disservice that this is the only thing he's catching. It's a brilliantly done article, and should be sent to every Star Wars friend to wind them up deliciously. Here's the opening paragraph for tone:

“War, huh, yeah, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing,” Edwin Starr sang back in 1970, as a retort to those who believed war was good for the creation of worldwide American hegemony. (I believe Henry Kissinger produced a pop single with this as the hook line.) Listening to Edwin on the radio in 1970 was the little-known film-maker and beard aficionado George Lucas. “This ‘war’ of which Mr ‘Starr’ sings intrigues me!” he cried. “It seems to be some sort of a ‘Starr War’, and what is it good for? Franchise potential, spin-offs and merchandising, a hubba-hubba, arooga, ka-ching etc.”

archive link too if you're out of clicks.

It's true. I've never watched Star Wars and I have 8 houses

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Delhi Sightseeing Tour By Rajasthan Tour Taxi Company

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Day 1: Getting to Delhi Rajasthan Tour Taxi Company extends a hearty welcome to visitors arriving at Delhi's Indira Gandhi International Airport or other specified place. After that, they are taken to their hotel so they may change and get ready for the fascinating sightseeing that lies ahead.

Day 2: Touring Old Delhi We start the day with a visit to Old Delhi, which includes a tour of the magnificent Red Fort. This famous fort, constructed by Emperor Shah Jahan, is a prime example of Mughal architecture. Visitors can discover the historical significance of the Diwan-i-Aam (Hall of Public Audience) and Diwan-i-Khas (Hall of Private Audience) while exploring them.

Jama Mosque Go visit Visit Jama Masjid, the largest mosque in India, which is renowned for its magnificent architecture and amazing courtyard, after that. For sweeping views of the busy streets of Old Delhi, visitors can ascend the minarets.

Ride in a Rickshaw in Chandni Chowk Take a classic cycle rickshaw ride to see the colorful energy of Chandni Chowk, one of Delhi's busiest and oldest markets. Discover tiny streets brimming with jewelry shops, spice shops, and street food vendors selling regional specialties.

Day 3: Highlights of New Delhi Discover New Delhi by beginning with a trip to India Gate, a tribute to Indian troops who lost their lives in World War I. Visitors are welcome to roam about the famous building and take in the verdant lawns.

Drive by Parliament House, which was created by Sir Edwin Lutyens in the Lutyens' Delhi architectural style, and the towering Rashtrapati Bhavan, which serves as the official house of the President of India.

The Tomb of Humayun See Humayun's Tomb, a magnificent example of Mughal architecture with Persian influences and a UNESCO World Heritage site. Visitors are welcome to explore the exquisite mausoleum and lovely grounds that served as the Taj Mahal's design inspiration.

Qutub Minar Investigation Visit Qutub Minar, the world's tallest brick minaret, to round up the day. While learning about its historical significance, visitors can take in the exquisite architecture and carvings.

In summary Offering a thorough examination of both Old and New Delhi, the Rajasthan Tour Taxi Company's Delhi Sightseeing Tour gives visitors an understanding of India's rich historical and cultural legacy. This tour is perfect for first-timers, history buffs, and photographers as it promises to be an amazing experience.

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Born in Wyncote, Pennsylvania, on May 18, 1946, as Reginald Martinez Jackson, Reggie Jackson is a renowned former professional baseball player. His distinguished Major League Baseball (MLB) career, which he spent mostly with the Oakland Athletics and the New York Yankees, is what made him most famous.

Known by his nickname "Mr. October," Jackson rose to prominence in postseason play, especially during the World Series, for his clutch efforts. He was a notable player in the 1970s and 1980s, a time noted for its competitive baseball and legendary players, thanks to his strong hitting and captivating demeanor.

In 1967, Jackson signed a Major League Baseball contract with the Kansas City/Oakland Athletics, where he rapidly made a name for himself as a strong outfielder and power hitter. In 1973, he was named the World Series MVP. He was a key player in the Athletics' three straight World Series victories from 1972 to 1974.

As a free agent, Reggie Jackson joined the New York Yankees in 1976, where he remained one of the game's best sluggers. When Jackson blasted three home runs in a single game in the series-clinching Game 6 of the 1977 World Series, he cemented his reputation as "Mr. October" and won another World Series. This marked the end of Jackson's Yankees career.

Jackson was well-known for his remarkable career numbers, which included 563 home runs, several All-Star selections, and 1993 entrance into the Baseball Hall of Fame. He is still regarded as a respected member of the baseball community despite his on-field achievements because of his magnetic presence and influence on the game.

Following his retirement, Reggie Jackson has worked in baseball in a variety of roles, such as broadcasting, coaching, and philanthropy. Generations of baseball fans and aspiring sportsmen are still motivated by his reputation as a Hall of Fame player and World Series hero.

Reggie Jackson is remembered by baseball fans for his accomplishments, standout moments, and long-lasting influence on the league.

[mimisempai]

 I don’t want to hide what you mean to me

Summary

During Hob's first visit to The Dreaming, provoked by Matthew with the help of Lucienne, Dream reveals the depth of his feelings for him.

Notes:

I have no idea if this is possible, so if not, imagine it's Hob's dream, but I love the possibility of them all interacting together. I hope you’ll enjoy it !

On Ao3

Rating T - 1216 words

"Boss, if you could take your eyes off your human for a moment and listen to what I have to say."

Dream turned his head to the raven on his shoulder, looking perfectly innocent, though inwardly annoyed because he knew exactly what Matthew was referring to.

"I have no idea what you're talking about, you chatty bird!"

Matthew croaked and didn't respond, as the answer was obvious from his perspective.

This was the first time Hob had ever set foot in the Dreaming and from the moment he had set foot in the library, Dream had lost him.

He was currently chatting with Lucienne in an animated way under Dream's gaze, secretly happy to see him becoming part of his world in this way.

This gossiping raven had been totally right, he was fascinated by his human.

Hob walked towards them under Lucienne's amused gaze and once in front of them, he said: "This is so exciting! All these books that are not finished in reality but dreamed by their authors. Lucienne told me that over there was the finished version of Dickens' The Mystery of Edwin Drood, so I'll just take a look at it and come back." 

He brushed Dream's shoulder with his hand as he passed and Dream followed him with his eyes, also with an amused look. Although he was fully aware that another scrutinizing look was staring at him, he tried to ignore it completely. 

But that was without counting on the sharp tongue of this bird of ill omen.

"Boss, if I may say so, you are literally drooling."

Reflexively, Dream wiped his mouth and then realizing he had just been fooled, he turned his head to Matthew and scolded him, "Matthew, if you keep this up, I promise you'll end up in the catalog of the most beautiful stuffed animals!"

Matthew had another little sarcastic croak before replying, "If I may, I'd like to ask you a question, one that intrigues me. What is it about a poor human like this that fascinates you so much?"

Dream, that the idea of stuffing Matthew attracted more and more, tried to control himself to answer him. But, offended on Hob's behalf, he couldn't help but answer in a passionate tone, a vindictive gleam in his eyes, "Hob is simply beyond belief! And you, as a former human, should realize that. He has accepted and continues to accept what life throws at him, he has probably experienced more lows than highs and yet he has never given up. He has incredible faith in life and even when it sends him things that would be unbearable for anyone else, when he could have the choice to stop everything, he has this incredible faith and hope that life still has so much to offer him."

He was interrupted by a small laugh, this time from Lucienne. When he looked at her, he saw that she winked at Matthew who flew off Dream's shoulder.

Dream looked at them in turn with a suspicious expression, "Hmph! Don't tell me that..."

Lucienne looked at him with a knowing smile before replying, "Let's just say it's nice to see when you're honest with your feelings, Sir but..." her face turned serious again as she continued, "If I may, don't forget that he's not perfect either, don't put him on a pedestal. It wouldn't be good for either you or him."

Dream appreciated Lucienne's concern. He deeply respected her judgment and she was probably one of the people who knew him best, even if he would never tell her.

He replied in the same serious tone, determined to convince her, "Oh, I know he's not perfect, I've witnessed his bad, sometimes very bad choices, but I've also witnessed everything he's done to become better and to fix his mistakes as best he could. I know that some choices still haunt him now. But he is genuine to the core, at least with me, because he is not afraid to show me his imperfections. Everything, his failures, his mistakes, his fears, his demons, he showed me without me having to search or enter his mind.  In fact, he is perfectly imperfect. Perfect for me in that sense."

Lucienne nodded before replying, "Thank you for your honesty, sir and forgive me if I overstepped my bounds."

Dream shook his head and said softly, "No, you don't have to apologize, thank you for caring about me and him. It took me a long time to realize it and I'm sorry, but I know now that you care. Thank you again."

At Matthew's caw, he looked up at the raven and called out, "You too, cheeky bird!"

Lucienne chuckled and said softly, "The Lord of Dreams has a heart and he's showing it, that would make a great book title for this library."

Dream shrugged because he knew it wasn't worth protesting, and for once, he didn't feel like it either.

But he said with a slight smile on his lips, "It's like that, it brings out the best in me." He paused and added with a falsely threatening look, "If you tell anyone I said that, I will deny it."

Lucienne smiled and replied with a mischievous tone, "I'll take it to my grave."

Turning to resume her work, she added, "I'm happy for you, sir Really." 

They nodded in mutual appreciation, then Lucienne walked away to the back of the library, followed by Matthew hovering over her as Dream followed them with his eyes.

"So... I'm not perfect?"

Two hands came to rest on his shoulders and slid down his chest.

"Hob!" Dream froze slightly, "Don't tell me you've..."

"...Heard everything?" completed Hob before answering himself, "Yes, I heard everything perfectly, from 'amazing' to 'perfect for you', I don't think I missed anything."

Dream couldn't see it, but he could hear in his voice that Hob was smiling.

"All right..." Dream couldn't help but blush slightly, he had gotten carried away defending Hob and didn't remember everything he had said, but enough to be a little embarrassed.

Hob kissed him on the neck and whispered, "Don't be embarrassed, it's kind of nice to hear you compliment me, although Matthew will be quick to tell Mervyn who will tell everyone and in a not at all subtle way. Everyone here is going to know that the Lord of Dreams is a softee, are you aware of that?"

Dream grunted as he imagined the gossip.

Then he turned into Hob's arms and saw that he was looking at him and smiling affectionately.

Hobs whispered, "Hi handsome..." then he raised his hand to brush Dream's cheek with his knuckles and continued, "Anyway, thank you for sticking up for me so fiercely."

Dream took his hand in his and replied softly, "I meant everything I said. Each word." 

Hob was too close to hide the embarrassment but also the pleasure his lover's praise had given him so Dream leaned in and gently pressed his lips to Hob's in a long, deep kiss. 

Before he let himself be carried away by the sweet passion of the moment, Dream told himself that he didn't care if his entire kingdom thought he was a sap, if it was to have Hob look at him like that every time.

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Still not beta'd

Still not my native language

Still hoping you'll enjoy this story  🥰

Still thanking you for bearing with me 😝

Dreamling Masterlist here

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#ok I'm a little obsessed with this AU honestly #first and foremost Niko as a drummer is a bespoke choice no notes #but also #imagine the string for string solidarity those two would have #Edwin tunes Charles's guitar for him when they're in a pinch #Charles tries to tune his violin exactly once and it makes That Noise like its about to snap in half and he never touches those pegs again #(he would be scared by the amount of force needed also Imao) #Meanwhile Edwin offers to pick up some strings for charles and spends the next 3 days researching all those confusing specs #he's also absolutely APPALED by the number of random objects Charles tries to use as picks "for a new sound' #(just admit you forgot to bring your pick baggy) #speaking of they've dated for like a week and Edwin starts finding guitar picks EVERYWHERE in his flat #they just spawn #there also is a wild goose chase at some point bc they somehow both forgot to bring a nail file on a trip #(it ends with crystal handing them one while hardcore juding them for not jus... asking) #also also I think Edwin would have amazing technique but would never be fully satisfied with his improvisational skills #he always feels like he's just copying smth he's played before #meanwhile Charles has probably never played a song the same way twice #and like #the way they would start influencing each other #Charles sarts using more complex operatic harmonies #Edwin discovers his love of bold percussivos and down strokes @smollsmule you get it

you get the vision 💕😭

Charles never plays the song the same way twice, mostly because he learned by playing by ear (learning by doing) and he gets so lost in the music that he simply let's the mood take him where it goes. It never fails to make the crowd go wild, and also their shows are never predictable because you could go to every single show and never hear a song the same way again. But it always RULES. He does learn how to read sheet music, out of pure necessity for the bands sake. but boy does he hate it.

Edwin thinks sheet music is fun and amused by Charles complaining.

They both approach music so vastly differently and are fascinated by the other.

Edwin who invites Charles to his own performance with orchestra. And at first, he doesn't think Charles will show up, but there he is, whole band with him, giving him enthusiastic thumbs up and standing ovations when it's done.

"What? I'm a music enthusiast"

"You're also enthusiastic about Edwin"

"Two things can be true"

Also Edwin sleeping in metal band t-shirt.

And yes, as soon as they start dating, guitar picks just find their way into every nook and cranny of Edwins apartment. And his violincase. And his SHOE one time.

I'm not done apparently-

Edwin in his little sweaters and pressed collar shirts standing on the side of the stage (he can't be in the audience, the bands crowds are known for their enthusiastic circle pits) and people who follow the band starts to notice him.

Who is this fancy young man? A manager? He's certainly new, but the old manager is still around.

He's in the background of so many pictures, and sometimes in the forefront with Charles arm around his shoulders.

They start hearing violin on the albums, but no one is ever credited (Edwin doesn't want his name on metal music, at least not in the beginning)

But the fans figure out its probably him, because once he showed up later in the show with a violin case, still standing on the side, never on stage, never playing live.

But its not until a fan straight up asks in the commentsection, "Who's the fancy one?" that they get the response "Edwin is Charles boyfriend" To which the band both lose and gain fans.

"We make music criticizing the state of the world and how capitalism and war tears humanity apart! What do you mean we 'went woke' by Charles having a boyfriend?!" writes Niko, the drummer, on Twitter.

Crystal is being physically restrained to stop her from doxxing people

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Parting (G/t oneshot)

Edwin sat on the edge of one of the shelves in the greenhouse, patiently waiting. He hoped that she got his note that he left on her bedside table to meet here at sunset. He didn't have much time until his mother finished packing their belongings. Through the greenhouse's glass walls, he could see the sun sinking below the horizon. He fiddled with the vines that dangled from one of the plants above him. What if she didn't get the message?

It was beginning to get late, and Edwin had already stayed longer than he originally intended. He sighed as he hung his head, looking down at the dirt ground below him. Just as he was about to get up from where he was sitting, he heard the creaking of rusty hinges. Glancing at the entrance, Edwin saw a girl with long golden locks peeking from behind the door of the greenhouse. She wore a lavender-colored dress with a skirt that fell below her knees and frilled sleeves that covered her shoulders.

"Phoebe! Over here!" The borrower scrambled onto his feet and jumped up and down, waving his arms from the shelf.

"Ed!" She ran over to the other side of the greenhouse and held her hands out to him. Edwin promptly climbed into the bean's palms and she brought him down from the shelf, closer to her freckled face.

A grin grew on his face as he locked eyes with her dark green gaze. "You came to see me one last time!"

The human beamed back warmly and nodded. "Of course I did! Why wouldn't I?" Tears began to fill her eyes.

"I thought you never wanted to see me again...after everything that happened in the past few days," he grabbed at the edges of his shirt.

The girl brought her thumb out to brush the borrower's brown hair away from his face. "I know I didn't take the news well. But I promise I wasn't upset with you. I was upset that it was out of my control."

Edwin nodded. Tears begin to fill his eyes as well. He wished that things happened differently. Maybe if he wasn't so careless, he wouldn't have been spotted by the other beans. Maybe if his mother never found out, they wouldn't have to leave.

"You know, maybe it wouldn't be so bad if you stayed. I've never seen my father be this happy. He was fascinated by the thought of little people living in our house."

"Oh, do I wish it was that simple. But my mother is still afraid of human beans. She wouldn't want to break the rules that us borrowers always follow."

"Maybe you should introduce her to me! And she can eventually meet my dad. Not all of us humans are bad. I think we would all enjoy each others' company."

"Yeah, I guess we would," Edwin spoke sorrowfully as he placed his tiny hands on Phoebe's thumb. "But what would they think about us?"

The two became silent. Neither of them said it aloud, but they knew that their relationship would be judged if anyone else ever found out. Edwin knew that his mother would be beyond horrified, and he had no idea how Phoebe's father would react. He was already acting crazy after he saw Edwin on the kitchen windowsill, so what would he think if he found out that the same tiny boy was seeing his daughter? Either way, it was unheard of for a borrower to fall in love with a human.

When Edwin looked back up at Phoebe, she had the same melancholy expression on her face. He knew that she was thinking the exact same thing. "I'm going to miss this place. I've lived here for as long as I can remember."

"And I'm going to miss you," Phoebe spoke softly. "I remember seeing you sneak around the house for as long as I can remember." She brought the borrower close to her chest, hugging his tiny frame.

"Me too," Edwin responded as he stretched his arms out to reach as much of her as he could.

Phoebe brought down one of her hands to reach into her pocket. "I'm sorry I came late to see you, I was looking around to find this to give it to you." She held a small brown cloth pouch between her index finger and thumb, placing it on her other palm in front of where the borrower was standing.

Edwin took the bag and peeked inside to find long black pellets. "What are these?"

"Those are daisy seeds. You can plant them in your new home, and you'll always have a small part of this place with you."

Edwin closed the bag. "Thank you," He said as he blushed. "I- should've brought one last gift for you, but I had no idea if you would show up." He began to dig through his pockets and satchel.

"Oh, don't worry about me! You've given me plenty of gifts. Just worry about all of the other things you need to take to your new home."

The borrower eventually pulled out a wood carving of a bird from one of his pockets. "Here, something to remember me. I made it myself."

Phoebe took the tiny wooden bird from Edwin's hands with her fingers and squinted her eyes to get a better look. "Ed, you shouldn't give this to me!"

"Please keep it! I was already thinking about giving it to you."

"This is beautiful. I'll cherish it." She carefully placed it in her pocket.

The two of them longingly stared at each other in the dim sunlight. "So, this is it? Is this goodbye?" Her face softened with sadness.

Edwin thought long and hard. This couldn't be it. He couldn't leave just like that. It was going to be over soon. He sniffled as he began to cry again. "I...I don't know. But I don't want it to be." he spoke in between sobs. The realization didn't set in until this moment. He was so consumed by the thought of packing everything he could take to fully accept that he might never see her again.

Phoebe looked down silently, processing the words that the borrower just said. She then slowly brought her hands back up to the shelf of the greenhouse. "Then I'll let you be on your way, then. And before I keep you waiting any longer."

As Edwin stepped off of her palms to return back to the shelf, he quickly turned around. "Wait! Come closer."

Phoebe brought her face closer to where the borrower was standing. Gosh, she was so pretty, he thought as his face reddened. Edwin placed his hands gently on her nose. "I'm going to come back. I don't know how, but I will see you again." He lightly planted a kiss on the tip of her nose, watching her green eyes slowly widen. He quickly spun around on his feet to run away.

Before he could take another step, he felt fingers wrap around his frame and lift him away from the shelf. "Woah!" he yelped, finding himself in Phoebe's palms once again.

She blushed as she brought the borrower closer to her lips, planting a kiss on the side of his cheek.

When she looked back down at Edwin, she found him lying in her hands, red like a tomato and completely flustered. She giggled at the sight.

Edwin stood back up and placed his hands around Phoebe's cheeks and kissed her soft lips.

After he slowly pulled away, the two of them locked eyes. "Until next time," Edwin said. Phoebe nodded and smiled. "I'll see you later." She placed him back on top of the shelf full of plants and watched the borrower disappear into the greenery.

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2022 mid year reading wrap up

hello i invented this for myself by throwing together the things i want to talk about the most 😎

general progress:

i have read 105 books out of my goal of 120. this is a lot! most of the “extra” count comes from graphic novels, novellas, manga, etc. which i have read a lot more of this year

included in the above are 50 novels, which is exactly on pace

i had the goal in 2022 to read one book per month randomly picked from my tbr, which has been going great,

and the goal to read one book per month from the physical books that i own but haven’t read yet, and that has been going uhhh not as great. i’m only one book behind but reading books physically is hard since i do a lot of reading either at work or commuting to and from the office

list of new 5*s so far in 2022 that i would highly recommend:

A Marvellous Light by Freya Marske - a historical fantasy romance which reads like a fanfiction in all the best ways possible

Jade War by Fonda Lee - a sorta historical urban fantasy that has some of the best world-building i’ve ever read

Jade Legacy by Fonda Lee - ditto, solid finish to the above series

She Who Became the Sun by Shelley Parker-Chan - a historical fantasy retelling that has some of my absolute favourite characters and relationships of this year. the gender is off the charts. i am obsessed with the deuteragonist and the toxic trio of men in this book that no one ever talks about when pitching it but who are very spectacular

Piranesi by Susanna Clarke - a fantasy where the first few chapters absolutely blew my mind with how beautifully it was written

Jane, Unlimited by Kristin Cashore - a VERY fun genre-bendy YA book that i don’t want to say much about because i think it’s better blind

At Night All Blood is Black by David Diop - a historical war fiction, which is a genre i honestly usually hate so it says a lot about how absolutely fascinating this was. great poc perspective

[honorary mention] The Traitor Baru Cormorant by Seth Dickinson - a fantasy that i only gave 4* but i would always recommend to people who have similar SFF tastes to me

list of other 5*s that are rereads or just severe blorbo syndrome:

Critical Role: The Mighty Nein Origins: Caleb Widogast by Jody Houser

The Wicked + The Divine by Kieron Gillen, Jamie McKelvie

Heartstopper: Volume One by Alice Oseman

Radio Silence by Alice Oseman

Jujutsu Kaisen: Volume 9 by Gege Akutami

Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir

most disappointing reads of the year so far:

One Last Stop by Casey McQuiston - months later and i’m literally still so annoyed at the ending of this book lol don’t get me started i will rant for 20 minutes

How High We Go in the Dark by Sequoia Nagamatsu - this was foolish “bought into the marketing” hype on my end. don’t let anyone tell you that this is like cloud atlas because it is not like cloud atlas. also personally i feel like this was a weird book to publish quote unquote after covid

Portrait of a Thief by Grace D. Li - i truly think some writers just need to be told no. because grace d. li’s writing is good (especially for a debut) but the heist frame of this story is the most incomprehensible thing ever and i can’t believe anyone thought this was a good idea

most unique reads of the year so far:

Jane, Unlimited by Kristin Cashore - deserves another shout out here though i mentioned it already above!

Death in Her Hands by Ottessa Moshfegh - literary fiction that’s kind of horror-y, kind of mystery-y. a book that really doesn’t hand you any answers

The Seventh Perfection by Daniel Polansky - fantasy novella with a neat structure. highly recommend taking notes while reading this one, i did and it was a great way of being engaged

Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions by Edwin A. Abbott - satire but make it math but make it eldritch horror. the entire thing is narrated by a square, just to give you an idea

anticipated reads for the end of the year:

Babel, or The Necessity of Violence: An Arcane History of the Oxford Translators' Revolution by R.F. Kuang - dropping the full title out of respect 😤 standalone historical fantasy from the author of the poppy war trilogy .. yes please!!

Nona the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir - third book in the locked tomb series. i am rereading in preparation and i eagerly await the insanity

Locklands by Robert Jackson Bennett - third and final book in the founders trilogy. there have truly never been books that are more written for me and i’m fascinated to see how this will end

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Savage Cinema.

From anarchists and adultery to milk baths and massacres, Matthew Turner shares five of the weirdest and wildest highlights of Hollywood’s pre-Code era, as #PreCodeApril comes to a close.

Pre-Code April was directly inspired by Noirvember, a month-long celebration of noir cinema instigated by Marya Gates (Oldfilmsflicker). I did Noirvember for the first time in November 2019, really enjoyed it, and thought it would be great to do the same thing for pre-Code movies. Although I’ve watched most of the classic 1930s films, I realised there were a huge number of pre-Code films I’d never seen (of my Letterboxd list of over 900 Pre-Code films, I have only seen 200).

As a sucker for a bit of wordplay, no matter how tenuous, I picked April partly because it’s six months away from Noirvember and partly because of the shared “pr” sound in April and Pre-Code. I’ve been absolutely delighted by the response—the #PreCodeApril hashtag on Twitter is a daily treasure trove of pre-Code-related joy, but I was genuinely thrilled to see the response on Letterboxd (here is my watchlist for the month). It’s been a real pleasure to see pre-Code movies constantly popping up in my ‘new from friends’ feed. My hope is that it’ll be even bigger next year—and that maybe TCM will want to get involved, the way they do with Noirvember.

Produced between 1929 and 1934, pre-Code cinema refers to films made in a brief period between the silent era, and Hollywood beginning to enforce the Motion Picture Production Code censorship guidelines (mandatory enforcement came in from July 1934). The “Code” in question was popularly known as the Hays Code, after then MPPDA president Will H. Hays. As the depression set in and box office declined, theater owners needed fare that would drive cinema-goers to the movies. It was a wild time to be a scriptwriter; they threw everything at the page, designers added even more, and actors played out the kinds of scenes, from the suggestive to the overt, that would otherwise be banned for decades to come.

The following five films demonstrate some of Hollywood’s craziest pre-Code excesses. They’re still jaw-dropping, even by today’s standards, and notably give female characters an agency that would be later denied as the Christian morals of the Code overruled writers’ kinks.

Madam Satan (1930) Directed by Cecil B. DeMille, written by Elsie Janis, Jeanie Macpherson and Gladys Unger

A critical and commercial flop in 1930, Cecil B. DeMille’s utterly insane musical comedy stars Kay Johnson as a straight-laced wife who plots to win back her unfaithful husband (Reginald Denny) by seducing him at a costume party, disguised as a mysterious devil woman. The location of this party? Oh, nothing too fancy, just on board a giant zeppelin. (“Madam Satan or: How the Film gets Fucking Crazy on the Blimp,” as Ryan reviewed it.)

Madam Satan is not by any stretch of the imagination a good movie (the editing alone is laughably bad), but as a piece of pre-Code craziness, it really has to be seen to be believed. Co-written by a trio of women and set in just three locations, it goes from racy bedroom farce to avant-garde musical to full-on disaster movie after a bolt of lightning hits the blimp.

The film is justly celebrated (in camp classic circles, at least) for the wildly over-the-top costumes paraded in the masquerade ball sequence, but there’s weird outfit joy everywhere you look. Keep an eye out for an enterprising extra who’s come dressed as a set of triplets.

Call Her Savage (1932) Directed by John Francis Dillon, written by Tiffany Thayer and Edwin J. Burke

Adapted from a salacious novel by Tiffany Thayer, Call Her Savage was former silent star Clara Bow’s second-to-last film before her retirement at the age of 28. She plays Texas gal Nasa Springer, who’s always had a “savage” temper she can’t explain. In the space of 88 minutes she goes from wild teenager to jilted newlywed to young mother to prostitute to wealthy society girl to alcoholic before finally (it’s implied) settling down with her Native-American friend after discovering that she’s half-Native-American, something the audience has known all along.

Bow’s performance is frankly astonishing, to the point where you simply can’t believe what you’re seeing from one moment to the next. Sample scenes see her savagely whipping both a snake and her Indian friend, smashing a guitar over a musician’s head and violently wrestling her Great Dane… and that’s all in the first five minutes. She’s also frequently in a state of near undress throughout—one funny scene has her maids chasing her with a dressing gown because they’re afraid she’ll run down the street in her négligée.

The rest of the film includes alcohol, adultery, strong violence, attempted rape, murder, syphilis (not named, but heavily implied) and baby death. It’s a veritable smorgasbord of outrageous content and Bow is pure dynamite throughout. The film is also noted for being one of the first on-screen portrayals of homosexuality, when Nasa visits a gay bar in the Village frequented by “wild poets and anarchists”.

Smarty (1934) Directed by Robert Florey, written by Carl Erickson and F. Hugh Herbert

This deeply problematic sex comedy features pre-Code stars Joan Blondell and Warren William (often nicknamed ‘The King of Pre-Code’) at their absolute filthiest. Blondell plays Vicki, a capricious, happily married wife who gets an obvious kick out of taunting her husband, Tony (William). When he cracks and slaps her at a party, she divorces him and marries her lawyer, Vernon (Edward Everett Horton), whom she also goads into slapping her in a deliberate ploy to win back Tony.

Essentially, Smarty hinges on Vicki liking rough sex and it’s completely blatant about it, ending with her sighing “Hit me again” (the film’s UK title!) as they sink into a clinch on a couch, a rapturous expression on her face. It’s a controversial film because on the surface it looks like it’s condoning domestic violence, but it’s very clearly about Vicki’s openly expressed sexual desires—she wants to be punished and dominated, she just has a rather dodgy way of getting what she wants.

It might be unsophisticated, but in some ways Smarty is remarkably ahead of its time and ripe for rediscovery. To that end, it would make a fascinating double bill with Stephen Shainberg’s Secretary (2002). Oh, and it’s also chock-full of lingerie scenes (like most pre-Code films), if you like that sort of thing.

Massacre (1934) Directed by Alan Crosland, written by Sheridan Gibney, Ralph Block and Robert Gessner

Several pre-Code films (notably those made by Warner Bros) took a no-punches-pulled approach to their depiction of social issues, and star Richard Barthelmess actively sought out such projects. Here he plays Joe Thunderhorse, a Native American who’s become famous on the rodeo circuit. When he returns to his tribe to bury his father, he ends up fighting for their rights, taking on corrupt government officials and religious authorities.

Massacre is fascinating because on the one hand it’s wildly insensitive—Barthelmess and co-star Ann Dvorak are both cast as Native Americans—but on the other, it burns with a righteous fury and does more than any other Hollywood film (before or since) to champion the rights and highlight the injustices dealt out to Native Americans. That fury is encapsulated in a horrifying and rightly upsetting rape scene (it happens off-screen, but the cuts leave you in no doubt) that the film handles with surprising sensitivity.

In addition to being a passionate fight against racism and social injustice, the film also has some genuinely shocking sexual content. Most notably, Joe is seen making love to a rich white woman (Claire Dodd, who’s also in Smarty) who has an obvious sexual fetish, flaunting him in front of her friends and making a shrine in her room with Native-American paraphernalia.

The Sign of the Cross (1932) Directed by Cecil B. DeMille, written by Waldemar Young and Sidney Buchman

Yes, this is Cecil B. DeMille again, but no list of weird and wild pre-Code films would be complete without the jaw-dropping ancient Rome epic, The Sign of the Cross. Adapted from an 1895 play by Wilson Barrett, it stars Frederic March as Marcus Superbus (stop sniggering at the back there), who’s torn between his loyalty to Emperor Nero (Charles Laughton) and his love for a Christian woman (Elissa Landi), while also fending off the advances of the Emperor’s wife, Poppaea (Claudette Colbert).

The film is racy enough in its sexual content alone: highlights include the famous scene of Claudette Colbert taking a nude milk bath and an erotic “lesbian” dance sequence, where Joyzelle Joyner’s “most wicked and talented woman in Rome” does ‘The Dance of the Naked Moon’ at Frederic March’s orgy, trying to tempt Landi’s virtuous Christian, to the obvious arousal of the gathered guests.

However, it’s the climactic gladiatorial-arena sequence that will leave your jaw on the floor. Lasting around twelve minutes, it includes: someone getting eaten by a tiger, a tied-up, naked women being approached by hungry crocodiles, pygmies getting chopped up by female barbarians, elephants stomping on heads, a gorilla approaching a naked woman tied to a stake, a man getting gored by a bull, and gladiators fighting to the death, complete with blood and gory injury detail.

The whole thing is genuinely horrifying, even for 2021. Best of all, DeMille pointedly critiques the audience (ourselves included), by showing a series of reaction shots ranging from intense enjoyment to abject seen-it-all-before boredom.

Matthew Turner (FilmFan1971) is a critic, author, podcaster and lifelong film fanatic. His favorite film is ‘Vertigo’. The films in this article are also listed here: Five of the Pre-Code Era’s Most Outrageous Films.