#Edgar Allan Paw

[ffatt]

look

[askingjeffwinger]

Damn 😂 you and Britta are dysfunctional as fuck LMAO

We are NOT

...I mean, we totally are. But, look, we have a cat now. Britta has, like, 7, but now I have one of myself.

I know I posted a lot about him, but HE GREW ON ME, OK

[t4transsexual]

transgender cat‼️

[admiralbun]

For someone as obsessed with bsd as we are, i dont draw the characters a lot at all 😭

I have a few pieces of older art, but if theres a particular character you wanna see ill be drawing tonight!! maybe—

[lovereadandwrite]

happy birthday to this cutie pie !!! & also to one of my fave authors irl🥰💛

[meegan420]

Henrietta Biggle South Park/South Paws 🐾 my Piper

[akutasoda]

new furry companions

synopsis - you unexpectedly bring home a new companion, how do they react?

includes - ranpo, chuuya, poe

warnings - gn!reader, fluff, slight jealousy, wc - 654

a/n: this was requested by @chaosbeginner55!

ranpo edogawa ★↷

most of the time, to ranpo atleast, days at the agency could be boring and rather repetitive. and knowing that you had taken the day off from your work made him want to walk on out and back to you. but he begrudgingly waited.

but that made it all the while better, so when he could get back to you he could just relax. but what he wasn't expecting was instead of you greeting him immediately, seeing you on the floor of the main room fussing over something in front of you. but you quickly caught on and turned to greet him.

he could tell before you turned around and held up your new pet to show him. and very soon afterwards you went back to fussing it about how adorable you thought it was. all ranpo could do was glare down at it.

ranpo absolutely reveled in attention. so the fact that this new addition would take away your attention from him was rather annoying. and he wanted to tell you you couldn't keep it, that you had to return it but seeing you so happy made him keep his mouth shut.

instead he draped himself over you. and you smiled at him before giving him the biggest puppy eyes asking to keep it. and he said yes. only under the one condition that you wouldn't give it more attention than him.

chuuya nakahara ★↷

he had had a very long day and was only thinking of getting back to you. he had checked up on you variously through the day for a mood booster but nothing could beat him actually returning home to you.

and normally you would greet him as he entered the door but when he turned the doorknob and stepped in he was greated by a very excited puppy. now, he did have a soft spot for dogs in particular but last time he checked neither of you owned one unless...

but before he could wander anymore you came chasing after it and managed to scoop it into your arms and welcomed him home. you realised he probably wanted to know what on earth you had done to bring a puppy home and so you quite simply explained how you brought one.

he wasn't mad but he did ask why you didn't consult him first. to which you explained it was rather spur of the moment and you couldn't resist, to which you emphasised your point by holding the dog and waving it's paws to chuuya.

you were also pretty prepared to give him the puppy eyes to ask you to keep it as you'd grown rather attached rather quickly but before you could utter another word chuuya took the pup from your arms. he simply told you to get ready as you both had to go and get supplies and toys for keeping the dog. he always had a soft spot for you, and know he had one for the pup.

edgar allan poe ★↷

despite being in the guild, he rarely gets called out for missions. and when he does he's rarely on them long but he has started missing you when he leaves. he'd never admit it but he could never wait to get back to you.

and even after his return from his most recent call out, he'd never really expect to come home to you entertaining a rather adorable new companion. he was confused at first and hesitantly asked you what you had done while he was away. to which you responded rather simply.

it wasn't even a question to whether or not you could keep it. mainly because he did have a difficult time saying no when you gave him puppy eyes but also because he wouldn't mind having another companion around the house. the only issue now was you two going out and carefully selecting out things for it.

[student-in-nightraven]

Catblocked

Bsd x gn reader

Characters: Nikolai, Fyodor, Poe, chuuya

Genre: fluff, crack

Nikolai Gogol

Nikolai just came back from a tiring mission and was eager to cuddle up to you to let the stress out, when he saw you he got excited and start sprinting to you, just before he could get to you your cat jumped Infront and started hissing, it's fur standing on its tips, this stopped Gogol in his tracks, like the cartoony thing they do to stop themselves from running, he looked down to your cat with wide and deadly eyes, you started to feel chills run down your spine "Um..kolya? Are you okay?" You asked nervously, moving closer to him slowly and nudging his shoulder, he whipped his head up at you and smiled "Dorogaya(dear) have you thought about getting a pet dove instead?" You sighed and took his hand dragging him back to your bedroom to cuddle up to him, he was still eyeing your cat, he'd never hurt it of course, he loves you too much to hurt you like that! Doesn't mean he won't terrorise the cat tho, be careful around this clown.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

It was rare for Fyodor to be affectionate, one of those rare days was today, it was a rainy evening, Fyodor had just finished his work and decided he'd coddle you for a while, it's been quite a while since you spent time together. He got up from his chair and went out to look for you, he found you in the living room on your phone, he sat down next to you and kissed the crown of your head "How are you my dear?" He asked while petting your head, you smiled "I'm good, you?" "I'm okay" he tilted your chin up smiling and started to lean in when all of a sudden a cat jumped on his head, causing him to grunt audibly, he quickly pulled back eyes shut tightly and grabbed the cat by it's scurf looking at it dead in the eye, he let go of it and the cat plopped down on the floor, hissing at Fyodor, you tried your best to contain your laughter but Fyodor still heard you, turning his head back to you while glaring, causing your laughing to stop immediately, he closed his eyes tilted his head up a bit and left "Wait WAIT FEDYA I'M SORRY COME BACK PLEASE" you yelled after him but he had left to go to the kitchen he was making tea, he made none for you you don't deserve it for laughing at him also he hates your cat now, congrats 👏

Edgar Allan Poe

You and Poe both loved animals, he had a cute raccoon you had a cat, most of the times those 2 animals get along so you didn't worry about that, Poe was writing something new you put a trey of food down next to him on the desk, he looked up at you and smiled sheepishly "Thank you my love" he took your hand and kissed it, pulling you in his lap and holding you gently as if you were made from glass, you giggled and nuzzled closer to him he pulled back enough to see your face, caressing your cheek with his thumb, he kissed your cheek and as he was about to move to kiss your lips a loud hiss could be heard which caused Poe to Yelp and pull back immediately, both of you turned your heads to the direction of the sound and you could see your cat hissing at Karl swiping it's paws at him, Karl was holding on the cats tail for his life, you got off Poe's lap and he stood up, you took your cat and he took his raccoon, "Karl! Why were you holding (cats name)'s tail! That's painful" he scolded Karl "*cat name* you're no better, you don't swipe at Karl he's your friend!" Once you settled your pets down you held your cat to your chest and Poe kept Karl on his shoulder , turns out your cat wanted to jump on Poe to "protect" you from him and Karl didn't want the cat to scratch Poe so tried holding the cat back, the cat wants y'all to part but Karl is the glue💪 maybe you'll get your cat to warm up to Poe one day.

Chuuya Nakahara

You and chuuya were having a nice romantical dinner to celebrate your anniversary, he set up the table and cooked food for you, in return you bought him fine wine, there was one of those old fashioned candles on the table, some rose petals here and there, basically the atmosphere was great after dinner he took you to the couch to watch a movie, during the movie he turned to you and kissed your neck, you returned the kiss to his lips he smirked and kissed back, before things could get heated your cat jumped on chuuyas back clawing him, Chuuya full on screeched, your neighbours thought a highschool girl got kidnapped that's how high pitched his scream was, he turned around to catch your cat keeping it as far from his face as possible, the cat was still trying to scratch him "YOU PIECE OF SH-" "Chuuya!" "what?! It scratched me!" You took your cat and put him aside, you turned to chuuya checking to see if the scratches were deep, luckily they weren't,before you could leave he took ahold of your wrist "hey where are you going? What about the night anniversary?" He said putting emphasis on night "Sorry chuuya but I better calm *cats name* down before it scratches you again" you kissed his lips and left to get your cat, chuuya huffed leaning back on the couch and crossing his arms "we should've gotten a puppy instead..."

Please make it up for this pouty man later

The end

[absolutely-oranges]

Edgar Allan Paw

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[mossgloam]

here lies my autumn reading recommendations 🍂🪦📕

I. slewfoot by brom

II. hex by thomas olde heuvelt

III. of ghosts and goblins by lafcadio hearn

IV. the first three of the vampire chronicles (interview with the vampire, the vampire lestat, and queen of the damned) by anne rice

V. the witching hour by anne rice

VI. the vampyre by john william polidori

VII. carmilla by sheridan le fanu

VIII. the legend of sleepy hollow by washington irving

IX. raising the horseman by serena valentino

X. young goodman brown by nathaniel hawthorne

other favs not pictured that you may enjoy this season:

-rosemary’s baby by ira levin

-american psycho by brett easton ellis

-the monkey’s paw by w.w. jacobs

-the amityville horror by jay anson

-long live the pumpkin queen by shea ernshaw

-you by caroline kepnis (i’ve not yet read the follow-ups to this series but intend to)

-frankenstein by mary shelley

-the silence of the lambs by thomas harris (my personal opinion is that you should read all four of the hannibal series in chronological order of their published release dates as it promotes interest in his backstory)

- the wolf gift by anne rice (i’d honestly suggest most of her other work if you find yourself intrigued by vampires, witches, werewolves, mummies, and/or the occasional ghost)

- the string of pearls: sweeney todd, the demon barber of fleet street by james malcolm rhymer (or thomas peckett prest, depending on who you ask)

- the shining & pet sematary by stephen king (many good ones by king but those two are my favs for the record)

- my best friend’s exorcism by grady hendrix

- the picture of dorian gray by oscar wilde

- darkly dreaming dexter by jeff lindsay (read them all if you like the first, and rest assured, they differ greatly from the show, beginning with the conclusion of the first book)

- dracula by bram stoker

- the cask of amontillado by edgar allan poe (there are countless more but there’s something really unnerving about this one)

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feel free to send me your horror or horror-adjacent favorites and I’ll look into them. 🕯️

[ffatt]

True gamer

[askingjeffwinger]

I've decided to name him "Edgar Allan Paw" since I saw you guys liking Britta's dumbass post

I hope @the-other-monkey doesn't do anything to it.

Guess who tried to grab a cat from the street and almost got rabies.

@askingbrittaperry I'm not asking you out ever again...

[t4transsexual]

i think about that one post about the presumably lesbian couple who one wife is very pure about her love of cats and the other wife and her family bully their cat to show affection a lot especially tonight where i just told my girlfriend, "im going to show eddie a picture of garfields girlfriend, yknow the one with the big tits? for some reason? anyway and then im going to give him body dysmorphia and gender dysphoria all at once" and my girlfriend was just like "you are HORRIBLE. EVIL"

[labyrinthofstreams]

Black cats and their owners in line for audition and casting for the 1962 compilation film Tales of Terror, 1961.

Photographed by Ralph Crane for the December 15, 1961 issue of LIFE Magazine.

"With sinister mews and baleful stares a herd of black cats descended on a Hollywood studio, answering newspaper ads recruiting performers for a new version of Edgar Allan Poe's scary classic, The Black Cat. All told, 152 cats arrived for the audition, all considerably less nervous than their owners. Some were promptly disqualified by their white paws or noses. Then it turned out that the star role had already been filled by a well-known professional cat. But extras were still needed for understudies and publicity, and seven were finally chosen because they looked so mean. Although the owners seemed on good enough terms with their own pets, many took pains not to let any strange black cats cross their paths."

[coreofmyfruits]

HEAD CANNONS !

★ Billy Loomis + Stu Macher

Stu Macher ↓

Physical traits

Pigeon toed

6'4

Has to usually duck down through door ways

Slouchy posture

Has immense upper back pain

Prone to head aches

Left handed

Large hands (Billy calls them monkey paws)

Warm hands

Has a bunch of scars on his knuckles

Has a lot of scars in general but they accumulate in the same general areas

Personality

ADHD

ASD (autism spectrum disorder)

NPD (narcissistic personality disorder)

Stu got diagnosed with ADHD at a young age due to always being an interruption in class and especially silent reading, always having to get up and be doing something. Not too long after he got diagnosed with ASD because of his lack of awareness and his parents concerns about him being behind in class work (he just wasn't doing it). Stu never got properly diagnosed with NPD he never even thought of himself being a narcissist.

Likes and interests

Horror movies (mainly psychological thrillers)

His favorite movie is Eraserhead

Favorite color is black (because when he first met Billy he thought Billy's eyes looked black)

Loves to read

likes to read to Billy in silly voices (especially when it gets to a 'serious scary' part of the book)

Likes Edgar Allan Poe and Oscar Wilde

He likes hip hop and rap but really likes ska punk and surfer punk (queercore is also a must)

Likes low riders

Unironicaly loves the show Pimp my Ride

Actively ghost rides the whip

Wants a jacuzzi in his car because of Pimp my Ride

Likes to compare hand sizes with Billy because it pisses Billy off

Uses Billy's head as an arm rest

Steals Billy's clothes specifically his pants because they're baggy enough to fit but he can wear them as low-rise and he loves when Billy tells him to take off HIS pants because Stu looks 'stupid'

Stu just likes it when Billy turns red and tells him to take off his clothes

Always an opportunity to carry Billy anywhere bridal style never an opportunity not to

The scent of Billy's shampoo and how he naturally smells like pinecones and rain

Antique surgical tools

Dislikes

Bitches, cunts, liars oh my!

Sydney, not because he's jealous of her and Billy but because he used to have a crush on her

Betrayal

Abandonment

Being ignored

Talked over

Fish he fucking hates fish

The beach after it rains

Tooth pain

Unneeded laugh tracks

Sitcoms

YA romance novels

White women audacity

Starbucks

Lines

Victim mentality and complexes

Billy's stubborness

Love languages

Acts of service

Words of affirmation

Physical touch

Sexuality

Bisexual

Billy Loomis ↓

Physical traits

Slightly bow legged

5'9

Overly Straight posture

General neck pain

Tense shoulder muscles

Has Hyperacusis

Prone to migraines

Left handed

Shorter fingers wide palms and strong grip strength

Always has cold as fuck hands

Has a lot of scars mainly on his middle to lower back

Half Mexican

Easily tans

Frizzy hair

(slightly) Allergic to red food dye

Personality

ASD (autism spectrum disorder)

ASPD (anti social personality disorder)

Billy has not been diagnosed with either ASD or ASPD he's not even aware of the possibility of him having one especially not both at once. Billy's father was never around enough to notice Billy's acute behaviors or to even think of getting a specialist to diagnose him also Mr.Loomis is a lawyer it wouldn't look good for his job if his son was 'crazy'.

Likes and interests

Horror movies (slashers)

Favorite movie is before sunrise

Favorite color is teal (he would never admit it but it's because Stu looks good in teal)

Mainly listens to the same three bands (pixies, Radiohead, my bloody Valentine)

Loves the song pink triangle by weezer

Has a guilty pleasure for 40s and 50s love songs

Likes to draw

Favorite artist are Keith Haring, Andy Worhal and Francis Bacon

Draws like Franz Kafka (he doesn't know who Franz Kafka is this is just a reference to what I think his drawings would look like)

Really likes playing in the mud and jumping in puddles

Loves worms

Eats the shit out of some Oreos

Plain hotdogs

Likes how large Stu's hands are

How Stu smells like warm wool and fire

When Stu picks him up

Biting Stu (mainly his shoulders)

Stu in HIS pants

Tea

When Stu reads to him

Blood

Phantom skulls

Dislikes

Sydney, he's never even liked Sydney not before he found out about her mom and his dad and especially not after... He just always had this feeling

Tatum Riley (he looks better on Stu)

Cops pigs and donuts

Healthcare system in America

Abandonment

Betrayal

Being cut off

Being hung up on

Noise in general

Phone bills

Lawyers

Ableist(ism)

Ableist infrastructure

Gender pay gap

Misogynists

Hamburgers

Poppyseed buns

Layering clothes (he would rather freeze than put more than over shirt on)

Socks

Shoes in the house

Hot weather

Sweating

Baths

Coffee

Reading

Love languages

Words of affirmation

Acts of service

Gift giving

Sexuality

Asexual (non sex repulsed) and queer

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