#EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[httpghostface]

damn I really do just talk about him to her

[euporie-art]

EWWWWWW THEYRE GOING TO CALLLL MEEEEEEEEE

[brdcge]

he is cruel. this is not information lost on him -- akaza can be cruel. even if he is kinder to giyuu, bits of that still slip out of him. a part of him that longs to be a predator, to bite, to taunt. what akaza could be doing could be equated to playing with his food, being oh so mean for no reason. but in akaza's defense, it can't be helped. giyuu was a strong soldier, a warrior with a deadpan expression. no one ever saw him smile, not unless they dug down far. and akaza has dug down so far.

he is lucky, now, to get to watch the water hashira -- oh mighty lord tomioka -- have to figure out how to plead. all because he wants a kiss (a kiss from oh so awful upper three.) all he has to do is say please. something that giyuu doesn't do, which makes akaza pout. " that's not very nice. " a click of his tongue. " you should be nicer. this isn't doing you any favors. "

" i'm not making you do anything, my darling, " a purr, lion like. " but if you want something, you should ask for it. "

one hand remains to hold giyuu's face, the other shifts to gently run through giyuu's ponytail. " so, once more -- say please. ask me oh so nicely, and i'll kiss you till your lungs give out. "

@distrxst / i just want them to stop saying odd shit.

[sweetlikesunflowersandhoney]

is Wednesday worth the watch in any way at all?

[first-manchester-661]

I fucking hate the wright streetlight

[leadmeastraylittlefairy]

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[anarchistbitch]

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MY DASHBOARD

[socra-time]

Socra’s Naruto liveblog, Ep 51-60

Ep 51:

-I really like Team 10 actually

-Choji’s human ball attack looks so slow lmao, the animation probably doesn’t do it justice

-welp rip Choji

-I can’t really take Kabuto seriously, idk why but I think it’s because his character design is so… underwhelming? Like his outfit is lame-looking (yes, I know it’s because he’s a spy or whatever) and he lacks any kind of intimidating or mysterious aura

-I fully believe that Naruto would get stomped by any one of the others who made it to the third round (except Dosu and maaaaybe Shikamaru depending on how hard he tries. Oh and also Temari because from what I’ve seen so far, I don’t believe the writer would let Naruto lose to a girl). I already know Naruto beats Neji, but I’m expecting a MAJOR asspull for that to happen

-Naruto says that Gaara took down Lee “without breaking a sweat”, which is like objectively untrue. Gaara definitely broke a sweat. He literally broke his fucking FACE

-oh my fucking god Konohamaru’s trainer is back???? I thought he was a one-off character lol

Ep 52:

-Kakashi I love you but the bar for being a better teacher than you isn’t that high

-Ebisu’s pompous-ass voice is so funny, it kinda reminds me of James from Team Rocket

-also Ebisu’s explanation of Naruto’s lack of chakra control has made me wonder again how the fuck Naruto mastered Shadow Clone jutsu in the first place. Like I get that he has inhuman levels of chakra, but that doesn’t matter if he doesn’t properly know what to do with it, right?????

Ep 53:

-d-did Naruto just stick his fingers up Ebisu’s butt

-we stan Naruto calling Jiraiya out on his bullshit

-I do like Jiraiya’s voice tho

-rip Ebisu

-instead of making a hundred comments about Jiraiya’s perviness, I’m just gonna say this: ew.

-oh Naruto you sweet innocent child

-NEVERMIND JIRAIYA GOT WORSE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

-I never want to see the fucking sexy jutsu ever again, Jesus fucking Christ

-so I realize that Naruto’s seal isn’t always visible, but how the hell did he never notice and question it before he was told about having the Nine Tails within him

Ep 54:

-oh Dosu is attacking Gaara? Yeah Dosu is about to die isn’t he

-Gaara’s voice is extra edgy in this episode lmao

-aaaaand Dosu is dead. Bro fucked around and found out

-I still can’t take Kabuto seriously as a villain

-damn shit is getting real

-I am so fucking uncomfy with these Jiraiya scenes

-Naruto summoning a tadpole was kinda funny ngl

Ep 55:

-literally all of Team 7 needs to go to mandatory therapy, INCLUDING Kakashi

-I love that Sakura is fully supportive of Lee after he defended her in the Forest of Death; her buying him a flower along with Sasuke was nice

-I’m not a fan of Ino’s bun

-Lee my poor sonnnnnn

-see Naruto and Jiraiya’s dynamic has funny moments sometimes but it’s hard to enjoy them with all the pervy shit thrown in

Ep 56:

-watching this is making me crave ramen

-Naruto going like 👉👈🥺 was really cute

-Jiraiya says that Naruto’s body is “too small a vessel” to contain the Nine Tails’s chakra, almost like they SHOULDN’T HAVE SEALED IT IN A FUCKING BABY

-I feel like we’re supposed to like the Hokage, which is making me doubt my distrust of him

Ep 57:

-I like the big toad’s voice

-ah yes gotta love having ninja child soldiers

-Naruto was gremlining so hard at the end of this episode lol

Ep 58:

-why is Gaara turning this episode into a whole-ass horror movie

-Naruto saying he has a demon inside him as a show of power while threatening GAARA of all people was pretty ironic

-Gaara really is just trauma dumping all over the place

-Naruto basically instantly recognizing the tragedy of Gaara’s situation speaks a lot to his empathy and was a surprisingly mature moment for him

Ep 59:

-I want ramen so baddddd

-I don’t know what Shikamaru’s mom looks like but her genes didn’t even try

-also shoutout to Ino’s dad and his slay-ass ponytail

-Naruto please learn some tact

-Akamaru continues to be the cutest little bean

-I feel like they only included the Konohamaru side quest to pad out this episode’s runtime

Ep 60:

-I’m glad that Kiba, Ino, and Sakura all don’t seem too bummed about the results of their preliminary matches

-welp Naruto is fucking pissed

-the Byakugan veins look so painful

-why doesn’t Naruto just summon the giant toad and make it squash Neji

-respectfully Naruto needs to learn another way of fighting besides just “spam clones”

[mayonaka-mizu]

ewwwwwww i just took some “before” pictures so i can compare as time goes on and EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY BODY EWWW EWWW EWWWWWWW

[marthtron]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww why was i saying this. barf

[gorillaxyz]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[whisper-and-tangle]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW . TERF REBLOGGED ONE OF MY POST YUCKYYYY FUCK OFFFF

[tom-cobalt]

WHAT THE ACTIA HELL!?!!(6866'86

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Beurk! BEURK BEURK!!!!!

-🪡

Come one, just make out 🥺

[shinysparklesapphires]

WHY ARE PPL SHIPPING LYDIA AND BEETLEGEUSE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[korekutathevintagecollector]

pee

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MORE PEEEEEEEEEEE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NOT PEEEEEEEEEE

((now @peendit strikes again))

[witchblade]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww FREAK