#EVERYONE LIVE LAUGH LOVE GOOB PLEASE

[catliker49]

show me all Barnaby drawing u ever did cutie 😍😍 I love how u draw him

GOOOB!!!!!!!

OF COURSE I WILL!! I used to draw him so stinky so don't judge 💐💐😇😇

WAAH!! I was so sure I drew so much more of him BUT I WILL DRAW MORE BARNABY FOR YOU GOOB!!! I PROMISE Marley and Barnaby will be soon 😻ily goobie bear

[spencersprentiss]

Best. Present. Ever. (Roommate!Spencer X Reader)

a/n: I know I’m cutting it a little close, but I had this idea and really wanted to get it out. I really hope you guys like it and aren’t to mad at me for putting off “Where is my mind?” for this. Unsub!Spencer doesn’t really scream Christmas. 

Summary: y/n has feelings for their coworker and roommate. So Jack decides to help them out a little. 

Word count: 1310

“Thank you y/n, this means a lot. Are you sure there’s nothing I can do to make it up to you?” Hotch yells from Jacks’ room while helping him get dressed. You pull your vision from your bouncing leg back to the rest of the room. 

“Of course not, I’m happy to help!” You call back as thumps descend the stairs. In seconds Jack is jumping the second to last step and looking back at Hotch. 

“Dad, I’m gonna pee before I leave with y/n!” You’re smiling as he races down the hall towards the bathroom and Hotch sits beside you to put his shoes on. 

“Really, thank you so much. We’re rarely home from a case, and when we are I’m here with Jack. Normally Haley would get all of Jacks’ presents so it just slipped my mind this year.” He lowers his voice, to assure his son can’t hear or out of guilt, you can’t tell. You rest your hand on his shoulder and sigh. 

“I know, but hey, we’re all here to help and I promise. You just get through this, and it’ll all get easier from there.” He nods and wipes the tears from his eyes.  

“I’m ready!” Jack yells, bounding toward you and pushing you back on the couch. “I missed you.” He states as his arms squeeze your shoulders tightly. Hotch smiles at the display of affection from his son. 

“I missed you too little man!” You laugh and start to tickle him. “You wanna come with me to pick up my gift for uncle Spencer?” You ask as his laughter dies down. He nods enthusiastically and you grin. 

“Let’s get going!” He grabs your hand and pulls you off the couch.  

--

"Did you get it?" Your voice rings cautiously from the door. You bite your lip and tighten your grip on Jacks' hand in anticipation. 

"Yes! Oh god y/n it's perfect. He's going to love it!" Oz calls across the shop and you drop Jacks' hand, taking off in a sprint. 

"Let me see!" You yell as Jack makes his way to the kids spot in the back of the store to pet the cat. 

"Original press, perfect condition, y/n it's an original copy." Her voice fills with amazement as you take the book from her hand. The Works of Edgar Allan Poe inscribed in gold on the blue felt spine. 

"I swear, if you don't give him that note that you spent hours writing, I'll kill you." She laughs and your heart drops. 

"What if I give it to him and he says he doesn't love me too?" You ask, running your fingers along the corners of the book. 

"Trust me, he's going to. He loves you kiddo." She smiles warmly at you and you nod. 

"I hope you're right." You huff, the patter of feet cuts off your conversation. 

"y/n, I'm thirsty." Jack smiles up at you and Oz pulls an apple juice from the fridge. 

"So did what I gave you cover it, or do you need more?" You wince at the thought of how expensive the book in your hands should be. 

"I took care of the rest hon, you just tell that boy you love him and give me two dollars for the kids juice." She smiles while pointing at Jack. 

You nod, anxiety still littering your body. 

"Hey, he's going to tell you he loves you too." She pats your shoulder and you smile, giving her the money for Jacks' drink. 

--

"Okay! It's time for presents!" Garcia shouts and you all gather in Rossis' living room. 

Jack sits in your lap as Morgan sorts through the gifts. Lots of laughs and 'thank you's carry across the room as the team opens their gifts. 

"Oh my god-" You hear Spencer inhale sharply and your gaze snaps up. He's looking at the book, grinning like an idiot with tears in his eyes. "You found one." He looks up and you, and your heart clenches at the joy in his eyes. 

"Yeah, took me like five months." You laugh, everyone in the room watching the scene unfold. 

"y/n… this probably cost so much. Why would you do this? I would have taken socks." He laughs and you giggle. Another voice cuts you off before you can speak. 

"Cause that's the stuff you do when you're in love. Right, dad?" Jack looks up from his new art set, courtesy of JJ, to his father. You feel your heart stop, and Spencers' jaw drops slightly. The room stills. 

"How about we go outside?" Hotch laughs, grabbing his son and making a b-line for the back door, the others tailing close behind. 

"y/n?"

"Yeah?" You ask softly, keeping your gaze on the floor. 

"Have you opened your present from me yet?" He asks you, as if it's the simplest thing in the world. You shake your head. "I think you should." 

Your hands are shaking as you take the box from your pile. 

"Didn't I wrap this?" You ask, glancing up at him. He nods, still watching you intently. 

"Wrapped your own present and didn't even know." He nods and you force a laugh. 

When you open the box, you're met with a pair of custom FBI converse that you had asked for a few months prior. It was something you had off-handedly mentioned to Spencer while laying on the couch one night. 

“Spence, they’re amazing!” You smile up at him, and he nods back at the box, telling you to continue. The shoes are placed on a small tin box, one you hadn’t seen in almost two years. 

You make quick work, pushing the shoes away and opening them. Sure enough, the inside is filled with an assortment of things from your childhood. Notes, report cards, pictures, small things you had collected over the 4 years of highschool. 

“I-” The words catch in your throat as you look through all of the things you considered to be long gone. “I lost these when we moved into the new apartment.” You look up at him, and he had tears running down his face to match yours. 

“You were so upset when we lost it in the move. All of the things you kept close were gone. So a few months ago, I tracked it. I know every single person who touched it between the old apartment and now.” A sob escapes you and he bites his lip. “I added a note.” 

He moves to the spot beside you and takes the lid softly from your hand. He pulls a small note from it’s tape, and hands it to you. You look into his eyes, and you see how anxious he really is. 

“I’m not going to read this.” You whisper softly, and set it in the box. He looks shocked, and for a second it feels like you stepped on a puppy. 

“Why not?” He asks, pain is his voice, more tears wheeling in his eyes. 

“Because I wrote you a note too, and now it’s under my mattress, I’m not going to tell you that I’ve been in love with you for five years by giving you a note. And you’re not either. You state, and before you can continue, his lips are on yours.  It feels right. The two of you, like this, holding each other. 

“I love you.” He breathes against your lips. 

“I love you to-” Another voice cuts off yours. 

“Guys! Hurry up it’s fucking freezing out here!” Emily screams, and a shout of ‘language’ comes from Garcia and JJ. You roll your eyes as footsteps carry into the house. 

“Aaron, I’d like to have a chat with your son.” You smile, crossing your arms over your chest. The room fills with laughter and Spence holds your hand. Best. Present. Ever. 

Tags: So i don’t really have a taglist for one-shots because this is my first one, so I’m just going to use the series tags. Please let me know if you don’t want to be tagged for these!

  @fish-on-trees  @pumpkin-goob @reidsmissmatchedsocks​ @lets-be-gay-for-the-angel​ @eva-cadeau​

[svnflowervol666]

New Year (Harry Styles x fem!Reader)

Word Count: 1.7k

Warnings: mentions of pregnancy, mentions of smut, dad!harry (or dad-to-be!Harry I suppose), tons of fluff, skewed timeline (I wanted to make this work, so just pretend that Harry and Y/N have been together for quite some time and Camille has long been forgotten)

Author’s Note: Hi everyone! This is my first time writing for Harry, so please be kind! I’d been trying to muster the courage to write this when it was actually right around the new year, but I’ve not been able to stop toying with this cute little scenario in my head! I’d love to write more about dad!Harry or just Harry in general, so your feedback and/or other requests would be greatly appreciated! Take care and tpwk!

She worked her way from the bathroom through the small crowd of people gathered around the living room for what felt like the hundredth time that night. If you asked her what the most inconvenient part of her pregnancy was thus far, she wouldn’t hesitate to tell you that having to pee every half hour on the dot was by far the biggest inconvenience of them all. Far too many times in her now 7 months had she found herself having to locate the nearest restroom anywhere she went as soon as she arrived just to be prepared for when her baby inevitably decided to plant its weight on her bladder.

The space wasn’t overflowing with random bodies or sleazy folks wanting nothing more than a juicy story for their news station. It was just a healthy handful of closest friends and their loved ones. It was a celebration. Of an upcoming new year, a recently released new album, and two recently successful shows in Los Angeles and London. Despite this, she still struggled to spot him in the dimly lit space of the house. 

After gently tapping shoulders and muttering a polite, “Excuse me,” to what felt like everyone at this damn party so that she and her perfectly rounded belly were able to pass through, she found him. He was propped up against the wall in the living room, his lanky, Gucci trouser-clad legs crossed over each other. She could tell by the way his eyes were glued to the floor and how his fingers anxiously drummed away to an invisible beat that he was waiting anxiously for her return.

Harry was never able to shake the nerves that overtook him when she went off on her own. After he’d found out she was pregnant (which was no doubt a result of the hot and heavy reunion the two of them shared after his extended trip to Japan that began around this time last year), he’d always found a way to convince himself that something bad would happen to her and the baby if he wasn’t with her at every possible moment. Sure, it felt somewhat smothering at times, but it beat having an unaffectionate husband who couldn’t care less about the impending arrival of his firstborn by a long shot. In his defense, his own safety had been compromised plenty of times throughout the years of his career, so it’s not to say that his worry was uncalled for. He simply felt more at ease with her by his side. With them by his side.

“What are you thinking about?” she prompted him, wrapping both arms around her husband’s torso and snuggling into his side the best she could with her bump in the way.

Harry seemed to withdraw himself from the hazy daydream he’d been lost in as he responded to his wife’s touch and wrapped his arm around the side of her waist so that his fingers rested softly on the swell of her stomach. She caught a glimmer of a cheeky grin tug at the corners of his lips before he spoke.

“Who ‘m gonna share my New Year’s kiss with after the countdown.”

Immediately, she rolled her eyes at the tall brunette that held her in his arms. Had she not been in such a doting mood, he would have likely earned a punch to the shoulder. Nevertheless, she decided to indulge Harry in his jokes. 

“Yeah? Who’s the lucky gal?” she added a dramatic raise of her eyebrow up at him.

“Hmm,” Harry fake-pondered.

“Verrrrrrry pretty. She’s ‘bout this tall.”

He raised his hand to his wife’s height for reference.

“Her belly kinda sticks out like this,”

His hands motioned in a crescent shape, mimicking her pregnant belly and making them both snicker even more in the process.

“Only thing is, she’s married.”

He finished off his grand performance with a pout.

“Well,” his wife responded as seriously as she could, “You’re Harry bloody Styles. I’m sure her husband would allow just one kiss if it was from you.”

This made Harry blush. She could see the bashful pink even in the low light of the living room, how the heat crept up his cheeks from being complemented by his own wife and partner of several years.

“Wha’ about you? Who's gonna be the one you cozy up to when the clock strikes midnight?” Harry then focused his attention on her.

“Oh,” she shrugged her shoulders as if it was a no-brainer. 

“I was thinking about going for Mitch," she gestured to the brunette who was sat on the sofa across the room with a beer in his hand.

Harry gave in and laughed loudly, unable to keep a straight face for the little game they had been playing.

“You might have to fight Sarah for that one, mate,” he was able to squeeze out in between giggles.

“Eh, I think I can take her.”

No further comment was needed as their laughter died down and they simply basked in each other’s company, listening to the buzzing of various conversations happening around them as the party continued on. Since the cycle began of press tours and rehearsals for the album release shows, the two of them felt like they hardly had any time to themselves, which was why they opted to celebrate the new year on a smaller scale as opposed to a grand party that dozens of other celebrities and brands had invited them to. Not only that, but seeing as their little one would be making their grand appearance in a little less than two months' time, any heavy partying was out of the question. 

“’Ye want to go home, lovie?” Harry broke the comfortable silence between them when he heard her yawn against where her head had been resting against his chest.

“No, you goob. It’s not midnight yet.”

“If you’re tired, we can go. ‘Ye need t’ take care of yourself.”

“I think I can handle being a bit sleepy,” she reassured him.

“Yea, but you need all the rest ‘ye can get. Baby’ll be here soon.”

‘Harry, I promise you that staying up until midnight just one time is not going to hurt me or the baby. I’m good. Promise,” she finished with a loving pat on the part of his chest that was exposed from his unbuttoned blouse.

Harry reluctantly nodded in agreement, relaxing his tensed muscles as he made himself comfortable once more against the wall.

“Can’t believe we’re gonna be parents soon. Gonna have our own baby,” he muttered lowly so that only she could hear. 

“I know. Hopefully, all of those years of taking care of Lux will pay off. I guarantee any child of yours will be a handful, to say the least,” she teased.

Harry faked a dramatic gasp, letting his mouth fall agape and putting his hand over his chest as if what his sweet wife has just said had given his heart a proper break.

“Can’t believe this. M’ own wife.”

There was no need to apologize, they were both used to countless nagging and teasing from each other over the years.

“You’re gonna be a good dad, Harry,” she sighed.

Harry presses a soft kiss to her hair, so featherlight that it was almost undetectable.

“‘N you’re gonna be the best mum. The hottest mum,” he said as his hand slipped south to grab a handful of his wife’s bum which caused her to shriek.

“Harry! We’re in public,” she hissed.

“So? It’s not a secret how much I love ye’. We’re married. Remember? ‘ve written plenty of songs about ya in case you’ve forgotten,” he toyed as he returned his hand back to its proper position around her waist.

The commotion between Harry pinching his lady’s bum had collected an audience, a handful of eyes focusing on the envious and jovial banter between the couple.

It was true, they were the couple everyone aspired to be like. They lasted the test of time. No number of long months apart from each other could dwindle the flame that was their love. It only strengthened the ravenous fire that coursed through their hearts for one another. They had done it right, in their minds at least. They’d gotten their lives together, made sure they were steady and stable before they settled down and decided to marry and have children.

Harry genuinely thought for the longest that he’d never have this. This perfect life and this perfect wife and, soon, a perfect little baby to call his own. He’d always thought that if he ever had children, it would be unplanned. That eventually one of his one night stands would fall pregnant, leaving his child to grow up under less than ideal circumstances. He never thought he’d be where he is today, where he’s always wanted to be.

Time slipped away from the couple and before they knew it, shouting from everyone else in the room signified that the new year was just seconds away. Reluctantly, Harry and his wife pulled themselves from their own bubble they had created away from the party and joined the rest of the group.

“FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE...HAPPY NEW YEAR!” was shouted in unison as a handmade balloon and confetti drop fell from the ceiling and covered the guests as they cheered and kissed their loved ones.

“Have your first kiss of the new year wi’ me? Please,” Harry turned to his wife, wrapping both arms around her sides.

“Only because you asked nicely,” she laughed.

As her fingers linked around Harry’s neck, he pulled her into him. The kiss was tender and sweet, just like his love for her. As they pulled away, Harry rubbed one hand over her swollen stomach and spoke again.

“Think we’re ready for this year?”

His wife brushed away a piece of the metallic star-shaped confetti from his forehead and tucked his stray hairs behind his ear just like she had done plenty of times in their years of being together. The smile on her face was soft and wise, his favorite type of smile, and Harry swears that he can see her glowing despite how dark it is in the room. She’s perfect. Her belly is perfect. Their baby is perfect. They’re perfect.

“I have a feeling we’ll be alright,” she whispered quietly before kissing him once more.

In this moment, just as every other moment, with his hand resting on top of his wife’s baby bump, Harry wishes he could stay like this forever.

[actuallyspencerreid]

Secret

A/N: Oh man do I love some fluffy shit :))))))

Requested by @mychemicalimagines: Requests are open? i hope so i have a request please..the reader and spencer have been dating for years and the only one that knows about their relationship is Derek because the reader and derek grew up together. One day she shows up because he forgot his bag and kisses her forgetting everyone doesn’t know about her..then, a few weeks later she has Derek help her surprise him saying she’s pregnant. please and thank you. 

Word Count: 1.5k

Tags: @the-unfortunate-fangirl @cynbx @princesswagger15 @writer-of-camelot @obsessivereader36 @hearts-to-the-sky @mantlereid @dreamxcollide @qu3n-elizab3th @hiya-imthatgirl @literallyprentissstwin @bauboywonder @everyday-imfangirling @spencerreidreads @spencerreidobsessed @alixcharmedworld

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Spencer sat at his desk, dozing off while everyone slowly filed into the BAU.

“Late night, Pretty Boy.” He was startled awake by Derek clapping a hand on his back. 

“Couldn’t sleep last night.” He rubbed his eyes. “I think my headaches are coming back.” 

“Have you talked to a medical doctor about it?” Derek was careful with his wording, making Spencer chuckle.

“Not yet. (Y/N) thinks I should, but I don’t want to go if it’s just like stress.” Spencer took a sip of his tea, something he found haqd helped alleviate his headaches last time. 

“Stressing about your mom again?” The young genius shook his head. “Well what’s got you in a bind, kid? You aren’t having home troubles, are you?”

Spencer shook his head again, smiling as he thought about the small velvet box he’d been carrying around. “Quite the opposite actually. I was thinking about proposing soon.”

“Proposing what?” Both men were slightly startled by JJ walking up to them. 

“Proposing that I take a few days off.” Spencer was quick with his cover up. 

Aside from Derek, none of the team knew that Spencer was in a long term relationship. At first, it concerned you that he hadn’t made an effort to introduce you to the people he considered his family. It was a rough spot in your relationship for months. 

------

You were setting your dining room table, the sounds of Beethoven filling your apartment when your phone started ringing. 

“Hello love.” You answered, Spencer’s face lighting up your screen. 

He gave you a sad smile. “You’re going to hate me, but we’ve been called out on a case.” 

You took a deep breath, tears stinging the back of your eyes. “I understand. Call me when you land.”

You didn’t let him apologize, hanging up and dropping your phone on the table. You let yourself cry softly as you collected the dishes and put them away, then stored everything you’d cooked for dinner. Heading back to your bedroom, you stripped out of your dress and pulled on some sweats, then took off your makeup and climbed into bed. 

You knew what you were getting yourself into when you had started dating an FBI agent. You’d been friends with Derek since childhood and you were there when he joined the BAU, so you knew that they were alway on call, heading out on cases at any and all hours. That didn’t make it any easier for you though, especially when they would get called out on nights like these. 

You couldn’t sleep, thinking about all the times he’d gotten called away on a case right before you were supposed to meet his team. It seemed like every time you and Spencer made plans for you to meet the rest of the BAU, they got called away on a case. And it seemed like those were the cases that lasted longer than usual. 

You couldn’t help but take it personally. Now angered, you got up and grabbed a backpack, shoving some clothes in. You thought about leaving a note for Spencer, but decided against it and just left. 

------

When Spencer got home two days later, he was scared that he’d lost you forever. With some help from Garcia, he located you at your parents house. It took a few hours of fighting before he finally broke down and admitted to you that he was scared. His exact words were, “I can’t lose you and with my luck, introducing you to my world is just going to put you in unnecessary danger.”

You let it go after that, deciding to just trust that it was best that way. Of course, Spencer still thought about it all the time. He wanted you to know his family, he just wanted to make absolute sure that were permanent first. He bought the ring just a couple weeks after your fight, but couldn’t muster up the courage to go through with it. 

“Lady Genius, twelve o’clock.” Spencer looked up to where Derek was referring to, seeing you standing at the entrance of the BAU. 

“(Y/N)?” He stood and walked over to you, still in shock that you were standing there. “What are you doing here?”

“You left your bag at home.” You held it out to him and watched as the realization hit him. “I figured since I had the day off, it’d be easier if it I just brought it to you.”

He smiled, pulling you into a hug as he took the bag from your arm. Forgetting where he was, he pressed his lips to yours in a soft kiss. You were shocked, so it took a minute for you to respond. You were pulled apart by the sound of someone clearing their throat. 

Turning around, you noticed everyone in the bullpen staring at the two of you. Spencer groaned quietly.

“This isn’t how I had hoped this would go.” He turned back to you and quickly whispered in your ear. “Time to meet my team.”

You weren’t prepared for all the attention you were being bathed with. You tried to keep up as you were wrapped in five different, individual hugs. Derek was the last person to wrap a strong arm around your shoulders. 

“Welcome to the family, Lady Genius.” You thanked him as you returned to the familiar embrace of your boyfriend. 

“Wait wait wait.” Everyone turned to the bouncing blonde. “Is this why you’ve been trying to get us to your apartment for dinner? You’ve been trying to introduce us to your girlfriend?”

Spencer nodded. “Unfortunately, every time we get said dinner planned and ready, we get called on a case.”

Suddenly, there was a collection of pings, indicating that they had another case. Spencer looked to you with an apologetic smile, but you pressed an understanding kiss to his cheek. “Be safe.”

They all bid you farewell before you left. As the elevator doors closed, you laid your hand over your stomach with a small smile. “Don’t worry, Little Goob. I’ll tell him when he gets home.”

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They didn’t get back for almost three days. You were waiting at Spencer’s desk with balloons and a small cake when you got the text from Derek. 

Be there in 5. Hope you’re ready.

You smiled, chewing on your lip as you stood and straightened out your clothes. You intended to tell Spencer that were pregnant days ago, but when he’s been called away on a case, it gave you the opportunity to ask Derek for help in making the announcement. 

Your hands were starting to get sweaty, nerves on edge when you heard the ping of elevator doors and Derek’s distinct laughter. You and Spencer had never talked about having children, so you weren’t entirely sure how he would take this. You could only hope for the best.

“Babe what are you do --” Spencer’s voice trailed off as he took in the stroller and bear shaped balloons. You could see the realization in his eyes as he dropped his bag and briskly walked towards you. “Are you serious?”

You nodded, happy tears welling up in your eyes as he wrapped his arms around you, burying his face in your neck. “We’re going to have a baby!”

There was a chorus of cheers, his team loudly congratulating the both of you. You laughed as they rushed you with hugs yet again, all promising to be there should you need anything. You were so caught up, you didn’t notice Derek whisper something to Spencer. 

“Can I get everyone to be quiet for a second.” Everyone looked at Spencer as he stepped up close to you then sunk down on one knee. 

“Oh my god Spence.” You cupped one hand over your mouth and the other over your stomach.

“They say it takes roughly four minutes to fall in love, but for me it took about thirty seconds. I knew from the moment I laid my eyes on you that you were the person I wanted to spend the rest of my life with and every moment I’ve spent with you after that has been nothing but a confirmation. I know I come off as this rock hard genius who uses his brain to hide his emotions, but that’s not the case. I want the house with the white picket fence; I want the kids who are the perfect combination of you and me; I want the world, (Y/N), and I want it with you.”

He reached into his pocket, pulling out the ring and holding it up to you. “Will you do me the honor of being mine for the rest of our lives?”

You nodded quickly and everyone cheered as he slid the ring on your finger. Standing, he wrapped his arms around you and pressed his lips to yours. He hummed as your fingers sank into his hair.

“I love you so much.” You smiled as you pulled away, stroking his cheek softly. 

“Get a room!” Derek exclaimed, causing you to laugh and bury your face in Spencer’s neck. 

Penelope stepped up next you guys with a wide smile. “I hate to be that gal, but what do we gotta do to get a slice of that cake?”

[abitbias]

EXO: Trying to Get a Christmas Photo

THIS IS A REPOST. I’m moving everything from my side blog to my main blog. 

So it's your first Christmas with the boys and you want to get a photo together LIKE THE HAPPY FAMILY YOU ARE.

[Note: I don’t own any of these GIFs unless I state otherwise.]

Xiumin / Minseok:

This lil bean will be so excited to get to spend Christmas with you for the first time, he also knows that you love all of the boys and that this photo together means A LOT. He’s going to be more than happy to help you get everything set up and get the boys together, but don’t expect him to be much help in keeping them in line. He’s gonna be a total goob about this too. Prepare for loads of goofy faces and him smooching your face parts when he sees you looking frustrated.

XiuXiu: “Don’t be mad Jagi, we’ll get the photo. Promise! Even if it takes hours, it’ll happen!”

*kisses your face and ruffles your hair all to hell*

Suho / Junmyeon:

He’s going to stand back and applaud your efforts for trying at least. Suho has been trying to get one of these photos himself for the last few years, but it’s like trying to get a picture with a group of small children. 

If nothing else he’ll probably provide cute hats and dumb stuff for the boys to wear for the photograph so at least you two can stand there and enjoy watching the adorableness that ensues while you’re NOT getting the photo. Suho: "Well....maybe we can just get several photos and photoshop them together....that’s probably as good as it’s gonna get, my love.”

Lay / Yixing:

Unlike the others, Yixing is going to be a champ when it comes to picture taking. He’ll let you dress him up in whatever holiday-themed crap you want and be more than happy to sit there while you get as many photos as you need. More than likely though, he’ll zone out and after you get about 476 photos and call it quits...you notice that he looks the exact same in every single photograph.

*you looking through the photos*

You: “....did you ever move?” Yixing: “Baby you told me not to...” You: “Yeah but...Xingy...we were there for 5 hours...”

Baekhyun:

GOOD LUCK.

This little puppy is going to be a living hell. He’s going to enjoy running around with all of the holiday props, scream-singing and making pervy lyrics to Christmas songs, and will more than likely start a lowkey strip tease. Honestly, your best bet for him may be duct tape. Otherwise I can’t help but feel like every picture will have his face either completely blurred or him laughing hysterically.

He may give you a hard time, but he’s also going to have you in tears laughing and ensure than you have a fun night with him and the boys.

You: “BYUN BAEKHYUN! Would you sit down and stop tying to climb the Christmas tree!”

Baek: “But babe...I’m the star. I have to take back my rightful throne!”

Chen / Jongdae:

For the first time in a long time this boy is going to focus his trollisms on the boys instead of just you. He’s another one that’s going to make tonight a total hell, but at the same time he’s constantly watching to make sure you’re laughing and having fun and not plotting his death. When he’s not forcing the members into uncomfortable (but lowkey kinda hot) situations, he’s going to be plotting pranks to pull on the boys and dragging you along with him.

You can get as annoyed at him as you want, but you’re going to be loving him more and more for all the work he’s putting in to see the smile on your face.

Jongdae: *runs up to you with a wrapped box* “Jagiyaaaa I’ve got the perfect prank for Baek...I cut a hole in the bottom of it and I’m PRETTY sure I can get him to put his hand in there if you told him the gift inside was for him.” You: “....Jong....Dae....is that....ARE YOU TRYING TO DICK-IN-A-BOX BAEKHYUN!?”

*flexes his brows at you til you die*

Chanyeol:

Oh Channy, I feel like he would want to do well and get a good photo for you but this poor child would get SO distracted by the antics of the other boys.

He’d be good enough to wear whatever props he finds and try to be extra cute for you, but as soon as Baek starts running around his focus would be completely gone. Every so often you’d have to go over and refocus him but it’d be gone again only a few seconds later.

Expect a lot of extra-gummy smiles and running up to you to give you apologetic hugs and kisses.

Chanyeol: “Babbyyyy I’m trying but I just....LOOK WHAT A CUTE LITTLE REINDEER I AM THOUGH.”

*runs off and somehow finds the spray confetti*

You: “Oh...dear...lord. CHANYEOL.”

D.O / Kyungsoo:

By this point he’d be so fed up with these idiots that the once ‘sweet’ smile he had plastered on was now looking a bit...serial killery. He is more than likely wondering why this Christmas photo can’t just be between the two of you, but he knows just how much this means to you and is willing to just grin and bear it for the sake of your happiness. You’ll more than likely have to assuage him with food and try your best to keep the others out of his personal space once he’s on edge.

You: “Ah...Soo, please put Chanyeol down....okay now please stop choking him...okay yeah but he’s turning blue and his face is all sweaty...it’s not gonna look pretty for the picture.”

Kai / Jongin:

This goob is going to be all over you during this photo-taking attempt. The way he sees it is that this is more a moment to capture for just the two of you, and the other boys running wild around you just shows the two of you in your natural habitat. He’s not going to really be all that distracted or running around, he’s just going to focus on ensuring you get an amazing and fun Christmas and really doesn’t want to miss a second that he could be spending with you.

Be prepared for loads of hugs, kisses, couple’s poses and matching hats.

Jongin: “Angel, can we do heart hands for this next one??” *pushes everyone else off the sofa so it’s just the two of you*

Sehun:

So, good luck getting a happy face out of this one. More than likely you’re going to get either bored expressions, or dumb faces out of this one. He’s going to be his normal sassy self and pretend that he doesn’t want to be there, and would be much happier going off and doing other things. When in reality he’s enjoying having the whole family together, even through all the chaos and you frantically running around.

It wouldn’t be outrageous to say that he also might get a little swept up in whats going on around him, so you can expect to see his childish side peek out a bit.

You: “Well if you really don’t want to be here, I’m sure I can find someone else who will let me sit on their lap...” Sehun: “It’s fine, I’ll just suffer in silence.” *holds you tightly in his lap and sticks his tongue out at you*

After managing to endure the PROBABLE HOURS it took you to get these boys to settle down enough for ONE DAMN PHOTO, it was well worth it just to spend the holiday with these adorable dorks.

[skollwolf]

we’re doing one of these folks

WAS TAGGED BY: @mogblin (+ @benthicpressure kinda)

TAGGING: look if y’all wanna do this thing then I am tagging you go go go (it’s nearly midnight and I’m doing this sleepily, tagging people is effort)

RULES: ANSWER THESE 85 STATEMENTS AND TAG some folks i guess

THE LAST:

1. DRINK: choco milk

2. PHONE CALL: probably Ris @blazingfirecrotch when she was trying to tell me she got lost in the parking lot next to mine 3. TEXT MESSAGE: Cal probably? idk 4. SONG YOU LISTENED TO: uhh I’m going to have to plead guilty to having just listened to taylor swift’s new music video because it was so fuckin bad, so that song 5. TIME YOU CRIED: magnus wanted to make her proud folks

6. DATED SOMEONE TWICE: nope 7. KISSED SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: i too was once sixteen.  so. 8. BEEN CHEATED ON: nope 9. LOST SOMEONE SPECIAL: yes 10. BEEN DEPRESSED: haha...yeah 11. GOTTEN DRUNK AND THROWN UP: see also: i was once sixteen.

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:

12. blue 13. black 14.  probably like...grey

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. MADE NEW FRIENDS: yup 16. FALLEN OUT OF LOVE: never 17. LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED: the fictional character of taako exists and means everything to me so like...probably 18. FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU: i guess at work sort of?  but that was just a generally bad work environment and not aimed at me in specific 19. MET SOMEONE WHO CHANGED YOU: I don’t think so.  I’m pretty settled in myself right now I guess?  Like I feel like I’m kind of getting to be the adult I wanted to be, and other, new friends can slot into that but not necessarily change me easily.  I’m mostly changing myself i think.  anyway it’s midnight. 20. FOUND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE: i already know 21. KISSED SOMEONE ON YOUR FACEBOOK LIST: insofar as my fiance is on my facebook friends list and is the only person i kiss at this point in my life, yes

GENERAL:

22. HOW MANY OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE: 100% 23. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS: i have a small baby son named Sterling who’s a dumb cat and he means the world to me. 24. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME: i would like to alter my legal name so that it’s...actually my name, yes. 25. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: uhh i think my family came to visit? i kinda lost track of my birthday this year seeing as i proposed to my then-boyfriend-now-fiance several days before my birthday 26. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP: 6am by accident whoops 27. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT: discussing danganronpa i think? 28. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR: actually having my new job clear me to work on site, marrying the goob, the dragon age series in generally to feed my need for more dorian  29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM: a few months ago i think? 31. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: nothing but i have a song off the moana soundtrack stuck in my head so probably that’s up next 32. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A PERSON NAMED TOM: i worked with one all of this past year 33. SOMETHING THAT IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES: fuckin work being ambiguous about my on-site start date like jesus please stop feeding my anxiety disorder like this

34. MOST VISITED WEBSITE: tumblr, youtube and ao3 are probably all in contention

35. HAIR COLOUR: medium brown i guess 36. LONG OR SHORT HAIR: one side is considerably shorter than the other but both sides are too fuckin long right now.  and by too fuckin long i mean it reaches my shoulders and that’s illegal 37. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: i’m going to marry some guy so i sincerely hope so 38. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: the work i’ve put into being a good adult, and am still putting in. 39. PIERCINGS: my ear piercings refuse to close despite my best efforts so that i guess 40. BLOOD TYPE: i’ve literally been told this like eight million times and forget it each and every time 41. NICKNAME: jay, jules, jaj 42. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: super engaged.  engayged. 43. ZODIAC: aries

44. PRONOUNS: he/him 45. FAVOURITE TV SHOW: uhhh uh uh sense8 steven universe and brooklyn 99 tho like i’m a season behind on all of those oops

46. TATTOOS: i’ve got plans but no actual tattoos atm 47. RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED: right 48. SURGERY: a fuckin bunch of teeth out over the years.  so many teeth.  you could reassemble half of a human mouth out of the combo of baby and adult teeth that i’ve had removed, and it would be very creepy 50. SPORT: karate and fencing back in the day, football or hockey if i’m watching on tv 51. VACATION: we went to new hampshire not that long ago 52. PAIR OF TRAINERS: if this is about shoes then my combat boots are always my fave, i guess

MORE GENERAL:

53. EATING: just had some fucking maple syrup and brown sugar oatmeal and i am content.  if this is about favorite foods, then anything american-chinese food is good by me 54. DRINKING: still choco milk 55. I’M ABOUT TO: sleep 56. WAITING FOR: job stuff. 57. WANT: to play @benthicpressure’s d&d campaign i waaaant it 58. GET MARRIED: yeah! soon ideally! 59. CAREER: the dream is video game streaming/writing fiction but like realistically anything that makes a living?  working as a pa maybe. 60. HUGS OR KISSES: both but the latter only from uno human 61. LIPS OR EYES: eyes 62. SHORTER OR TALLER: if this is a romantic thing, then yes, my partner is significantly taller than me, and yes, it is immensely helpful when things are on high shelves 63. OLDER OR YOUNGER: i’d say older generally but like my partner is very slightly younger than me so eh 64. NICE ARMS OR NICE STOMACH: arms 65. HOOK UP OR RELATIONSHIP: the latter 66. TROUBLEMAKER OR HESITANT: depends on my mood and where i am i guess.

HAVE YOU EVER:

67. KISSED A STRANGER: ye 68. DRANK HARD LIQUOR: ye 69. LOST GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES: oh god ye 70. TURNED SOMEONE DOWN: uh not formally, no.  i don’t think i’ve ever been asked out in as many words in my life.  i did gently let down a few people who were dancing around asking i guess 71. SEX ON THE FIRST DATE: even when i was sixteen sex and dating were things i did that were distinct experiences, and without any overlap.  and once i combined the two we did not have sex on the first date and that was hopefully my last first date so like...nah i guess 72. BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART: no one ever told me if i did.  i had some messy breakups but i don’t think it hit heartbreak level for either my partners or myself 73. HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN: yup 74. BEEN ARRESTED: nope 75. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: ....yes of course 76. FALLEN FOR A FRIEND: yeah.  pretty much exclusively, like...isn’t everyone you love a friend first?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

77. YOURSELF: makes the handwavy motion

78. MIRACLES: nope 79. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: only for cute animals otherwise...no, that’s not how i understand love. 80. SANTA CLAUS: i’m not only a full grown adult but also a jew 81. KISS ON THE FIRST DATE: yep i have done that 82. ANGELS: i mean the torah tells me my ancestors wrassled ‘em so

OTHER:

84. EYE COLOUR: brown/black 85. FAVOURITE MOVIE: look i will fight anyone who makes me pick just one favorite

[lordzuuko]

Oh big huge question. For the family AU does Shiro's twin, Kuro, exist there? Have he meet Keith and tries to flirt with him cause I love jealous Shiro lol.

[The Voltron Family] Shiro had a twin brother named Kuro, who was part of the airforce. He and Shiro were different but alike in some ways, especially with the fact that both of them were fond of Keith. 

The first time Kuro met Keith was when Shiro introduced Keith to the whole family during their first year of dating. After introductions, he took Shiro aside as Keith helped prepare dinner with their parents.

Kuro: You’re dating him? *frowns*Shiro: *nervous* Yeah, I am. I realized that I don’t really care about gender when it comes to Keith and—Kuro: *cuts him off* He’s so pretty.Shiro: *blinks in confusion* *smiles* Well, yeah, I prefer to describe him as handsome but I do agree that he’s pretty physically. He’s really wonderful on the inside—Kuro: *smirks* You really like him.Shiro: *chuckles* *scratches his nape* Yeah, a little bit too much actually. Kuro: *stares at Shiro and then stares at Keith’s who was chatting with their parents* *smirks* I kinda get it. I mean, if I’d choose a guy too, it would probably look like him. He seems like the type who’d be good in bed and—Shiro: *eyes widens* He’s asexual!Kuro: *blinks in confusion as he looks at Shiro* A what?Shiro: An asexual. He’s basically not into that. We don’t do that.Kuro: Oh. Is it… by choice or?Shiro: *shakes head* You don’t really choose to be ace, Kuro. Keith is just like that and I respect that. Kuro: Huh. Your first boyfriend and you can’t even touch him. What a pity.Shiro: *shakes his head again* It really isn’t. *looks at Keith* If you get to know him, I’m sure you’ll get me. Keith is so much more than anyone I’ve slept with. So so so much more. *smiles fondly at Keith who’s very unaware*Kuro: *eyes Shiro* You love him. You gonna marry him?Shiro: *looks at Kuro* *shock* What? T-that’s too early! We just started dating!Kuro: *snickers* But you DO wanna marry him.Shiro: *rolls eyes* Kuro, please.Kuro: You owe me 500 bucks when I attend your wedding. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll try to get to know and bond with the future Mr. Shirogane. *winks*

Shiro paid Kuro 500 bucks on the day of their wedding and Kuro hadn’t laughed so hard in his life. Kuro got to know Keith and liked him an awful lot. He got to see what made Shiro choose him from all the other girls he had dated and why he stuck with Keith through all those years. 

Kuro had a crush on Shiro’s husband and Shiro knew that.

The kids loved their Uncle Kuro, so whenever he visited, the house turns into chaos because he would share “war stories” and the kids were always at awe that their great Uncle Kuro had defeated all the aliens.

Pidge: *sitting on Kuro’s lap* I knew aliens were real!!!!Kuro: Of course they are, green bean. Who said they weren’t?!Pidge: *pouts* Daddy Shiro said they weren’t real.Kuro: Pffft. He’s a liar. They’re very real alright.Lance: *sitting on Kuro’s other lap* Uncle Kuro! Can you tell us more when you piloted a warship?Hunk: Yes!! And how you went BLAM BLAM BLAM!!! *giggles* Kuro: *laughs* Of course, so—

They got interrupted when the main door opened and Keith let himself in, finally home after a long day at work. The kids all ran towards him and gave him pecks on the lips as a greeting, welcoming him home.

Lance: Uncle Kuro’s here!! *points at Kuro in the living room*Keith: *sees him* *smiles* Oh, you’re here early. I thought I was supposed to pick you up at 7pm?Kuro: *stands up and walks towards Keith* Yeah. My br—Shiro: *peeks out from the kitchen* I picked him up at the airport instead since I was free anyway.Kuro: *rolls eyes* Yeah, that. Keith: *chuckles* Well, doesn’t matter. We’re preparing your favourite for dinner. So just gimme a few hours, I hope you’re not hungry yet?Kuro: *smiles* *is touched* Awwww, Keith. *hugs Keith tight* You’ve always been my favourite person.

And to everyone’s shock, Kuro cupped Keith’s face and leaned in to give Keith a peck on the lips. The kids were just delighted that their Uncle Kuro gave their Daddy Keith a welcome home kiss too. Shiro, however, was just in complete utter shock.

Shiro: KURO!!!!!! *very very scandalized*Kuro: *laughs* What? Shiro: That’s my husband that you just kissed on the lips!Kuro: It was a dry welcome home peck on the lips, Shiro. Merely innocent. *rolls eyes fondly* The kids did it too! So I’m pretty sure Keith doesn’t mind. *looks at Keith with a huge smile*Shiro: Well, that’s true I guess, but—Keith: *laughs* *shakes his head as he looks at his husband* It’s fine, Shiro. No harm done. Plus, Kuro’s family.Kuro: See? *smirks* *gives Keith another peck on the lips*Shiro: KURO!!!!!Kuro: *laughs even harder as he hugged Keith really tight* Ah, damn. My brother is so so so lucky to have you.Keith: *hugs back* *chuckles* Don’t tell him that or his head is going to get big.Kuro: *leans away to look at Keith fondly* I always knew you’d be so good to him, that’s why you’re my favourite. *kisses Keith’s forehead*Shiro: *separates them* Alright, alright. Enough bonding time. We’ll have to prepare dinner now while you babysit the kids.

Shiro took Keith’s hand and they went to the kitchen.

Keith: Shiro…Shiro: *turns around to face Keith and pouts*Keith: *pulls Shiro in and kisses him passionately* Shiro: *kisses back as he runs his hand through Keith’s hair*Keith: *pulls away* You’re the only one who’s allowed to kiss me like that.Shiro: *smiles and turns really red*Keith: So relax will you? *smirks* Pecks are innocent kisses that can be shared within family, so no need to be jealous, big guy.Shiro: *sighs* Okay. But that’s Kuro and he’s had a crush on you since then.Keith: Yeah, I know. Shiro: *gapes* YOU KNEW?!!Keith: *chuckles* Yeah. It’s not a secret. He told me way back then.Shiro: And you didn’t do anything about it?Keith: It’s just a crush, Takashi. I told him I was in love with you and he even made fun of me how sappy we both are. *laughs* I paid him 500 bucks at the day of our wedding because he knew back then that we were going to get married after three weeks of dating.Shiro: HE WHAT??!!!!!!!! HE DID THAT TO YOU TOO?!

Kuro gave Keith a third peck that night as a goodnight kiss and Shiro just rolled his eyes as he interlaced his fingers with Keith as they walked towards their bedroom. 

Kuro: *shouts from his room* USE PROTECTION, KIDS!!!!Shiro: *smirks* Better wear earmuffs tonight, brother. The walls aren’t soundproof. *winks*Kuro: *eyes widens in fear* *gasp* Kids these days!! Have you no shame?!! You have children on the same floor! Have some consideration! *closes his door*Keith: *glares at Shiro* Really? You just had to do that? *raises an eyebrow*Shiro: *laughs* Have you seen his face? Keith: *rolls his eyes fondly* You silly goob. 

[itsmyblogandillreblogifiwantto]

The new cast member.. Part 1

A/N: Hi everyone, this is a new mini series where reader is cast as the new agent on Criminal Minds, and Matthew has the biggest crush on her! I’m not sure how many parts I’ll do yet, but hopefully more than three! 

Everyone placed their votes over the next month and you won, the crew just needed to get hold of you to ask you, if not, they’d go with the runner up, Jodie Comer.

Flashback

“Okay guys... We’re halfway into this series and we will start to film the next one in two months, but we need your input. After the departure of Agent Smith, we need a new agent and would like all of you to vote for who you’d like to be casted.” The director, Simon, began, “Obviously, we cannot guarantee that we will be able to please all of you, but we have had letters from fans with suggestions.”

“Those suggestions are Jodie Comer from Killing Eve, Y/N Y/S/N who’s a comedian from the U.K and has a Netflix special, Ellen Page from the Umbrella Academy and Phoebe Waller-Bridge from Fleabag.” Daniella, Simon’s assistant said, reading from her laptop.

“Isn’t Y/N Y/S/N the one you have a crush on?” Shemar whispered to Matthew.

Matthew’s cheeks flushed, “No.”

“Your cheeks say otherwise.” Kirsten said squishing his cheeks, unlike his character, Matthew loved PDA. “So cute.” She added.

“We can all vote for her if you want Matthew.” Thomas said sipping his coffee.

“She’s so funny, I think she has a gig here next month. We should all go.” A.J suggested to everyone on the table.

“She is. Matthew and I watched her comedy special on Netflix and I wet myself laughing.” Paget said as Matthew’s cheeks continued to flush as he sunk into his seat.

“I’ll sort tickets.” Daniella said, looking at her laptop. “Anyone who wants to go let me know by the end of Wednesday.”

“I don’t even think Y/N Y/S/N has an agent, so she is probably the easiest of the four to get hold of.” Matthew finally said.

“Are you going pretty boy?” Shemar asked Matthew with a smirk.

Matthew nods, “Yeah. Like Paget said, she’s hilarious.”

“And you totally have a crush on her.” A.J said as Matthew’s cheeks went red again as he sipped his coffee.

One month later, you are in California for your week run at a comedy venue whilst the cast and crew are getting in their seats whilst you are backstage going over your jokes again. It’s your last day of the show but you are here for a week more to explore the city.

“I can’t believe we get to see her live, one of the ushers said the venue was sold out for the entire week!” Kirsten said, all excited, just like her character, Penelope.

“Anyone want a drink from the bar?” Joe asked

“Sure, I’ll give you a hand.” Matthew said getting up. “Everyone want their usual?” He asks

They all nod.

At the bar

“Are you excited Matthew?” Joe asks, as he sips his beer.

“Yeah. I’m a bit nervous too, for some reason. I feel like I’m the one about to go on stage.” Matthew laughed to himself.

“It’s because you like her, we all know.” Joe said as Matthew sips his beer, rolling his eyes as he pays for the drinks as Joe paid for the ones at dinner.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, the show is going to start in 10 minutes, if you’d all like to go the bathroom, get a drink from the bar, go for a cigarette, whatever, I don’t care, just be back in 10 minutes. Oh, and exclusively for my last show here, I’m doing a 30 minute Q&A after the show so if you tweet your questions to me with the hashtag #asky/nshit , my Twitter name/handle is @Y/T/N and I will answer some of them at the end of the show, as well as talking to you lovely lot who have questions but don’t have social media.” You say through the intercom.

“My girlfriend saw the show yesterday, she said she wet her pants, she felt like our baby was going to come out there and then.” A guy said to his friend at the bar.

“That’s reassuring.” Matthew said to them as he joined Joe and went back to their seats

“Group selfie!” Kirsten said once Joe and Matthew got back into their seats and posted it to Instagram with the caption, “Team Criminal Minds on a night out seeing the hilarious @Y/N !!”

Meanwhile backstage, you hear your phone ping, you only have your notifications on for your favourite Instagrams, Twitters and texts.

You look at the photo Kirsten just uploaded and liked it, “Enjoy the show guys, I certainly enjoy yours! Thank you for coming!” You comment on it, trying not to glance at your favourite, and crush, Matthew.

“2 minutes Y/N.” The stage manager smiled at you. “The bar said they’ll bring you up a glass of water and a beer during the interval too.” He said

“Thanks Tommy, you’ve been awesome this week for my first time in America. I’ve left you and the team a present in your office.” You said with a smile

“Oh my god! She replied guys!” Kirsten squealed at her phone as Matthew glances at it with a smile.

You walk on stage after introducing yourself, with a little crowd work and then you start.

“And that’s why I don’t take my Grandma out for dinner anymore.” You say finishing the joke as everyone is left in stitches and crying of laughter. “Okay everyone, little 15 minute break so I can scream into the void, and you can all get another drink, cigarette, have a quickie, whatever … and then I will be back to for the Q&A so there is still time to tweet me a question or think of one and I’ll pick on you in the second half!” You say and walk off stage leaving everyone laughing and clapping.

“Her material is so clever, she swears but it’s not offending anyone.” Shemar says.

“Have you asked a question Matthew?” A.J asks

“No. I can’t think of anything.” Matthew lied

“Are you single? Asking for a friend. #asky/nshit” A slightly tipsy Paget tweets

“No don’t tweet it...” Matthew said trying to grab Paget’s phone off her.

“It’s gone lover boy.” Joe laughed

“I need a drink.” Matthew groaned

“Coming right up.” Thomas said and went to the bar with Shemar and Kirsten

“Delete that. Please.” Matthew pleaded to Paget

“Nu-uh. It’s time you got out there Matthew.” Paget winked

15 minutes later the show starts again, as does the Q&A

“Okay so first question, from @TomS89, what is your favourite TV show? Oh that’s easy… Criminal Minds.” You smile, winking at the cast but choose not to say they’re in the audience.

You go through a few more questions, “Ha this one made me laugh from @pagetpaget Are you single? Asking for a friend. Paget, I’m a single pringle. Your friend can talk to me as long as he’s cute.” You smile, wondering who her friend could be.

You continue your questions for the remaining 20 minutes, overrunning slightly as you were thanking the team at the venue for everything that they did for you. “Thanks guys! I’ll hopefully be back soon! If anyone has any recommendations for what I should do, please tweet them to me, I’m here another week.” You say, bow and walk off stage and the lights go back up as everyone applauds.

“My cheeks hurt laughing from laughing so much.” Kirsten said, as Shemar wrapped his arm around her waist as Matthew looked down, wishing he had someone special to do that to.

“Do you mean your ass cheeks or your facial cheeks?” A.J asked laughing

“Both.” Kirsten laughed

“Anyone up for a drink at the bar down the road? We don’t have filming tomorrow.” Thomas suggested

“Sure.” Everyone agrees and heads to the bar.

“We should have tweeted asking if she’d join us at the bar.” A.J said nudging Matthew

At the bar

“Is that… No way...” Kirsten said, with her jaw dropping.

  To be continued!

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