#EVERYONE LEAVE ME ALOOOONE

[darkcomedies]

you should sign up for new play exchange. have you considered screenwriting? you should look into dramaturgy internships. you should start blogging. your dramatists guild account is lowkey useless. take a break. use the resources you have on campus before you graduate. you have plenty of time. you haven’t lived enough to be a truly profound dramatist. you need to be writing every day. live a little. looking into dramaturgy is a waste of time. have you considered screenwriting? do not delete your dramatists guild account. you should finish your first full length before anything else. no one looks at new play exchange. have you considered screenwriting?

[leafie-draws]

"so are you drawing or sleeping? :)" MY SHOULDER FUCKING HURTS!!!!! BARK BARK BBRK BRBK BABK

[littlekingbergara]

my ex aunt keeps sending me animal videos on snapchat despite me opening them and not reacting this sucks leave me alone

[inthecarpets]

How do i block out a 'people hate this character and love this other character' discourse posts from the tags if its never tagged

[smolgaycat]

so i was talking to my mom about boys cause im at that age where she expects me to be dating them haha nope and the guy i was talking about was annoying me and she said something along the lines of is your type of guy those 3 guys you hung out with at camp, i told her yes, little does she know they were gay and flirted with each other the whole time

[smokerswifey]

Y'ALL THE TIMSESKIP IS HAPPENING IN A WEEK SO ITS THEORY TIME :

Guinever notifies us about four events that will happen in the future :

• Her (14) and Lancelot (18) will meet in secret in a tower

• They will share their first kiss 🤢 him 19, her 15. ( I'M SORRY THEIR AGE GAP GIVES ME THE ICK, WHY COULDN'T CATTIVE DONNE'S GUINEVERE BE THE ONE IN THE MANGA 😭😡)

• He makes a name for himself in service for a king when he's 23, ( her 19 ).

• And then they will part ways for the last time.

So if she and Lance could meet in secret there are multiple ways of how that could happen :

A : someone in Camelot might be an ally that covers for Guinevere when she meets Lancelot or that someone helps Lancelot get inside Camelot .

B : Lancelot disguises himself as a fox ( Idk if the chaos knights know about that )

C : another reason idk

D : LANCELOT JOUNED ARTHUR AND HE'S THE KING HE'S IN SERVICE FOR LIKE IN THE LEGENDS ????? ( I really ffing hope not )

Her and Lancelot's kiss I have nothing to say about that except 19 year old boys shouldn't go around kissing 15 year old girls and I will FOREVER be salty about this .

In the timeskip Lance will be 20 and Guinevere will be 16, so 1 year would have passed after their first kiss so they are probably in a relationship. ( yay......) So these 2 are probably having more secret meetings and whatnot and I feel like it won't be long till arthur will found out about that and he will definitely flip out.... karma.

Him making a name for himself and stuff happen 3 years after the timeskip so I can't really analyse much apart from the question who is the king he is going to serve :

I doubt it would be King or Ban or Zeldris

And it might be Meliodas or another King who will be revealed .

Or....arthur ????? Oh god I hope not .

Or maybe there's another prophecy where there will be a new king of Camelot that will take arthur's place or sm idk I'm going a bit far lmao...

And the last thing she says is that her and Lancelot will " part ways" ( YAAAAAAAY, sorry)

But it's not specified how and why

Does arthur make her break it off ??

Does she do it to save him ??

Does he do it to save her ??

Do they break up put of anger after a fight or sm ?

Or do they genuinely part ways in a way they get separated unwillingly ??

I would say I'm happy they just separated because I'm sorry Languin shippers but I am not feeling it... but I do know Nakaba and they will probably get back together/find each other again or whatever.

Plus she said she didn't want to see everyone before the future so she definitely met everyone in the gang .

But wait she never warned or foreshadowed to Lancelot about Percy or anything and she never mentioned not meeting Percy so this could be hope that she never knew that Percival died because when she saw him in the future he was alive ???????

I'M COPING IK LEAVE ME ALOOOONE

[steddie-island]

I’m fucking cranky and everyone at work won’t leave me aloooone. 😩

[scuddle-bubble101]

I brought cookies as an offering for everyone who wants some \('-')/ 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

Even you >:( 🍪 take one!

Thank you dear, just give me a moment to not be AN ANGY POOFBALL BECAUSE THIS DRAGON HECK WON'T LEAVE ME ALOOOONE!!

[nochi-quinn]

campaign 3 episode 66: early edition

I didn't watch any of team issylra and then I missed last week bc I was traveling so let's see how fuckin lost I am this week

(tho I skipped most of Let's Be Pirates in c2 and a chunk of c1 when I went from watching the archives to livewatching so eh)

tbh someone in a chat I'm in said BH still feel like NPCs kinda and they're…not wrong? the plot is happening TO them vs BECAUSE of them kinda thing

okay I was late bc I was reading ella enchanted to my kid

stray gods ad in the corner! god I'm so hyped for stray gods

travis looks good tonight

kiki :(

matt. say. things. OUT. LOUD. FIRST.

"only hurt him"

ahh, a nice relaxing fetch quest where certainly nothing will go wrong

once upon a forest vibes

leave orym's people aloooone

"I should be the one making the trip" keyleth istg

liam trying to find out if she also saw The Boy

she saw The Boy

forever laying in the floor about vaxleth

(someone on one of my lovm text post memes said they "just want them to be happy" and I just. bless them.)

don't out her like that orym jeeze

wait the poison ate her spell slots?? that's cheating

god I love her

"twice a year"

when we watched lovm with my roommate she asked why keyleth was wearing a pelvis on her forehead. I explained that it was antlers and it belonged to her mom and she asked why she was wearing her mom's pelvis on her head. so the diadem is ruined for me now

heading off any further fantasy religion discourse with the fact that keyleth has always been like this

tbf "the ascension and the ceiling" also works

ascended until it didn't

always good to know your insane plans worked out

"did he get raptured"

lmao the note-taking arm stretch

"you hear want you wanna hear, travis willingham"

(I wasn't looking, did they subtitle it "urine")

orym mom ORYM MOM

"what if your stuff takes a while?" found liam's mom

hobbit hole but in the side of a mountain

I love liam's face when he's having Emotions about his boys

oh my best friend from when I was a kid is named Alma, I'm prepared to do a million double-takes

orym version of the time my kid climbed under the table and onto the weird recessed buffet thing in the wall; there was no way to get around or over the table so we just had to sit there and try to negotiate with a three-year-old

flashbacks to seeing teenage photos of my partner at his grandmother's house

sam

oh no he's planted the seed

WHISPERS

did you fuck my mom, santa claus?

"whitestone is for lovers, zephrah's for fuckers"

stray gods STRAY GODS

SAM

"sorry, Q"

"rocks fall, everyone dies" pay randy millholland 5 dollars

okay I have to tap out, we've got a storm system rolling in and it's playing hell with my sinuses. I know there's about to be a bunch of combat so nobody fuckin die okay

[pistol-kitten]

i really wish I could say I'm surprised that it really fuckin looks like my crazy ex has been harassing my bf for DAYSSSS and started back pedaling last night for whatever reason

[theroseeatsribs]

lmao customers are so annoying getting in my way at work when I’m sooo busy

[colourmeastonished]

Fed up of people challenging my plant based diet by bein all 'what will you do in the apocalypse when all the food sources dry up?' like,,, a) if you can scavenge animal products you can scavenge plant products b) if I try and eat animal products my digestive system will have a fucking riot and I'll be a liability to my ragtag team of apocalypse survivors and c) I'd like to see you assholes hunt and cook your own meat because chances are you're gonna starve due to your zero survival skills and also probably get scurvy or rabies or something else horrible from your alpha male bullshit roadkill diet anyway

[kenobrea]

self indulgent black paladin appreciation post

[charlotteswriting]

could you write some hcs for kokichi with a yakuza!s/o, like they're very overprotective during the killing game (especially when it comes to maki--) but they're also very patient and caring of him?

I love this idea sm! Thank you, anon!! 🥳💖

Kokichi with a Yakuza!S/O

You’re pretty much like Peko-

You two knew each other before the killing game began

He knew you and was genuinely interested in you

To your surprise, you two became friends

How????

To your surprise seconded, you two had a special bond. A bond couldn’t be seperated by anyone

And when the killing game began, you said you’d protect him no matter what

He didn’t want to put you in danger so he lied, telling he didn’t need your help to survive

But you didn’t care what he said, you were going to keep him safe

People are actually surprised you two can get along

“How’re you friends with him? He’s such a rat!”

“Oh, we aren’t friends,” You answer Kaito’s question.

He has a smug grin, “Knew it,”

“I’m actually his S/O,”

“You. WHAT?”

yEAh. He might be a rat, but he’s your rat

You’re following him anywhere.

You only leave him alone when he has to use WC

Not totally waiting for him outside the whole time

Don’t hate me but you two look like this-

Or the face swap if you’re soft

You’re sending everyone death glares

Everybody is like: Fuck Kokichi. All my homies hate Kokichi

And you’re like: shut up, Kokichi iS niCE❤️

(No???)

You go on full rival mod when Maki is around

Everybody secretly wonders which one of you is stronger

It’s obvious

You.

But you two don’t fight- You just stop her when she goes overboard- like when she snapped and choked Kokichi-

Other than that, you’re caring for him sooo much

Like, if you’re bleeding to death, you won’t mind as long as he’s ok-

Start caring for yourself!!!!

He’s only pushing you away because he doesn’t want you to harm yourself trying to protect him-

If that happened, he’d hate himself.

Press X to doubt.

He would. ☹️

“Kokichi, you have something on your face.”

“Y/nnnnnn, leave me aloooone,” He’d say, trying to push you away

He’s done with you caring for him so much

And then you kiss him

And he blushes because he didn’t expect you to go smooch smooch 😚

He loves you, won’t admit it but he does

Damn he cares for you

And so do you

A match made in hell but still meant to be<3

Plant 🌱

This was sooo fun to write!! Hope you’d give me more requests <3

Alsoooo, thankuu for the support!! You all are so nice 🥺💗

[sereina-archive]

i wanna throw u a curveball ; pokemon XY specifically

have some bad takes <3 | accepting!

The first character I first fell in love with: valerie.... i love her overall aesthetic and vibe and laverre was just the cherry on top. i still love her 😭

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: i already answered serena so i will go w my second choice. korrina. i fucking LOVE HER SO MUCH and i honestly didn't expect to when i played the game originally

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: i dont rly think there is anyone! ive come to like all of the characters i previously didnt care for much. i didnt vibe w shauna much in the beginning originally but now i would Kill for her

The character I love that everyone else hates: not sure if i actually have one?? i do love trevor/tierno to bits but i feel like people dont hate them.... they just arent rly remembered :(

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: diantha probably?? like just looking back on the games more since ive had this blog and the fact that like. u kno. she didnt do anything compared to the champions in the previous game. hello?? girl where were u lol??

The character I would totally smooch: siebold hello i am doing cartwheels towards him. noodly lookin ass

The character I’d want to be like: i dont know if i wanna be like anyone tbh kalos went THRU IT i dont need that trauma

The character I’d slap: LYSANDRE ITS TIME FOR ROUND TWO MOTHERFUCKER IM GOING FROM THE TOP ROPE

A pairing that I love: it's cheating if i say red and serena again so. siebold x malva is a cute concept to me and i dont even know why. also of course xerneas x yveltal but im totally biased <3 big win for the faes and the gays!!

A pairing that I despise: I PERSONALLY DIRECT MY STARE TOWARDS LYSANDRE x SERENA. people ship the HELL OUT OF THEM and i do not understand. please someone help. why the hell would u ever ship her w him. why. even if u think she's 18 in the game (which i personally dont, i feel like THAT is an unpopular opinion in of itself) THATS STILL FUCKING WEIRDDDDD AND GROOOOSSS BLEGH BUHEHGB I HATE IT HERE. also ive seen ppl ship her w siebold which i cant fucking stand either. LEAVE HER ALOOOONE STOP BEING WEIRD

[igirisuhito]

Hi! I’m bidoofgodofdestruction. I want to say that I’m so sorry for having spread false rumors about your fic without reading it. That was wrong of me and stupidly transphobic. You don’t have to forgive me, or even respond to this, but I’m sorry to you for making accusations. Have a good day.

Hi Bidoof. First of all, I'd like to thank you for the opportunity to freely talk about some issues near and dear to my heart. I want to expand on how problematic these kinds of actions are. Why am I making an example of you in particular? Well, to put it simply; you annoy me. 

(Just so you know: Bidoof's “unpleasant run-in” with me was me telling her that she shouldn't judge writers for what they write. You can see my exact post linked here) Is there anything wrong with venting on your blog about a fic you weren’t fond of? No, not really. Begging people to send you asks to feel better? Annoying, but, whatever. Putting said vents in the fucking TAGS? Yeah uh, don’t do that. I would have preferred it if you directly messaged me to voice your qualms on my “Tags” (no, she didn’t even read the fic!) but you can’t, because you have me blocked. Actually, I even have you blocked, hence why you had to send this anonymously. Instead you yell out into your little echo chamber to get the approval from like minded followers on how gross my “Tags” are. If said followers hadn't said anything, you wouldn't have felt any remorse. You blocked someone trying to explain to you that you cannot judge the fic by its tags alone. Shout out to Nanacka, by the way. Absolutely lovely artist. 

Judging a book by it’s cover aside, I wanna talk about why this exact kind of thing is so problematic. How looking at LGBT content with a significantly more critical eye is killing content for LGBT people. 

You guys remember Dream Daddy right? The game that people criticised so harshly, not because of the plot line or the story or the art, but because of the way it portrayed it's little gay universe? Receiving criticism over being unrealistic, or appealing to female masses, even having uncompleted work in the coding dragged out and judged. That criticism then extended to fanartists, and eventually hype died out for the game because people were afraid of making content for it. 

Who would want to make an MLM dating game after seeing a reception like THAT? Have you noticed how every other queer visual novel-esque dating game that has come out since gives you the option of a cishet relationship? And how most of them don't receive the same criticisms Dream Daddy did? 

There's also the issue with calling things "gross and fetishistic". With criticising content because it may cater to fujoshis. You see, the inherent TERF rhetoric with calling women consuming queer media "gross and undesirable" aside, some of us gay men just want that? Sometimes as a mentally ill gay man, I want to read about an unhealthy relationship between my two favorite characters. This doesn't mean I like them any less. I'm exploring something I wouldn't want to explore in my real life. These aren’t real people, this is a fantasy I can explore through fiction, experiences I can connect to.

I have healthy relationships in my personal life, and I have had many that weren’t. The ability to explore these themes in a safe place, to be able to self analyse, is a critical skill and I think something everybody should indulge in. It has helped me to learn how to identify abusive behaviour before it has grown out of control. Being able to see characters I relate to go through similar things to what I have is important to me, and in my opinion, vital to good representation. Not everyone goes through trauma gracefully.

Like, do you know how much fanfic involves gay men having sex without any prior preparation? Yes, it can lead to misconceptions, but doesn't that more point to flaws in our education system? It is not my duty to teach the underaged child reading my fanfiction, written for adults, that perhaps they should wear a condom. 

I've gone way off topic. I just, never expected this to be the fic that got me squinted at, you know? A fic about two boys with vastly different sexual experiences fumbling around each other trying to figure things out. This is severely wholesome. 

You may think you are being a good ally, defending the rights of a transgender character. Their right not to be lewded or fetishised or used as a plot device. But in doing so, you risk belittling the experiences of trans people who relate to said character. Or shit, in this case, even, the trans author who wrote said character based off their own experiences! But you wouldn't know that, right? You didn't even fucking read it. You read the content warnings and drew your own conclusions.

Which brings me back to Bidoof, and her desire to constantly dictate what she sees in fandom. She defends it by saying "oh this is my comfort ship you're ruining my comfort ship". That's ridiculous for a multitude of reasons, people are comforted by vastly different things. You are comforted by your favourite couple holding hands, I am comforted by my favourite couple tearing each other apart in a toxic relationship I am so glad I would never be a part of. We are different people with different tastes, you cannot control fandom. 

And girl, leave Red the fuck aloooone omg. Don't think we don't see your vagueposts when you put them in the fucking TAGS!! You vagued about her in a server that she was in and then were shocked when she saw it. Everytime you say these things, they get back to the person. Every single time. My friends reached out to me about this, mutuals/acquaintances reached out to me, even people I've never spoken to reached out to me. 

I've seen you vaguepost about a 14 year old in a server she shared with you. In my eyes, knowing you are an adult, that's detestable behaviour. You're a hypocrite and a bully, acting as though you're doing the right thing because people have the "wrong opinions" telling people to "act normal". Seriously you can't see for a second how blatantly horrible that sounds? 

I'm just going to say, please don't send Bidoof hate. That's not going to solve anything. My fic is fine, I will survive, and I'm grateful to have actually seen her apologise, even if I do not forgive her. I'm honestly more angry over the fact she thinks it's fine to continue to be such a bully, or that she's justified in doing so.

Sorry to have made you "ill" with my wholesome trans porn. Don't worry, you won't have to see any of my "nasty" stuff in the tags from now on.