#EVERYONE IS FUCKIN GAYYY

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Idk how to explain but this is how I see them

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All the questions

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Already did today whoops

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

False

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

Yep lmao

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

I think it was or could’ve been but definitely not

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

Today! More than like! Love!

6. What are you excited for?

My birthday tomorrow!

7. What happened tonight?

I painted… And painted.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

Nope, who cares which gender it is if you’re wasted and throwing up on me that’s disgusting anyhow.

9. Is confidence cute?

Yeah boo! Wish I had that!

10. What is the last beverage you had?

Water, boring bitch ik.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

1. 2 if you include my dog

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

Aye

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

Go OUT for the first time ever EEEP

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

A beverage.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

Yup!

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

If so, I hope for the better!

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

My galpal

18. The last time you felt broken?

Good question, couldn’t tell you without an emo answer.

19. Have you had sex today?

Yup!

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

I’m scared to grow up and actually have to do things lmao.

21. Are you in a good mood?

I’d say so!

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

Nope no definitely not.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

Couldn’t tell you.

24. What do you want right this second?

My galpal.

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

‘…’ with the eyebrow raise that fucks her off.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Yup!

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

Probs not, humour’s a biggie.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

My diary haha and the situation involved.

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Always really, truly do as soon as I’m without you.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Yeah. But not Trump, not in 2020.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

Nah, I probably should tho.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

I’d bloody well hope so.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

Hah am I FUCK. I gave it up at Lent.

34. Listening to?

Red - Catfish and The Bottlemen

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

All the time

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

Not in my bed :(

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

I think so!

38. Who did you last call?

My galpal

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

My galpal.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Because I’m a fuckin gayyy who loves my girlfriend.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

When I baked them really badly with my gal.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

hah NOPE far from it.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

I embarrass myself in front of everyone all the time so undoubtedly yes, thats obis part of my endearing charm

44. Do you tan in the nude?

NOPE

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Yeah, I’d take it back so I could have it all over again hehe. (smooth ik)

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Pretty much!

47. Who was the last person to call you?

My galpal (recurrent answer ik)

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Of course

49. Do you dance in the car?

No I drive with two hands on the wheel and an almighty attention span.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yeah!

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

uM, does my girlfriend count? Last Friday.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Yeah but they’re good every now and again

53. Is Christmas stressful?

Yeah but good!

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

a what?

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

a none of the above pie

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Artist, Illustrator, Tattoo Artist, Graphic Designer, Teacher

Catch my drift?

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Meh nah 

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Yeah.

59. Take a vitamin daily?

Nope!

60. Wear slippers?

Nope!

61. Wear a bath robe?

Yeah when I can’t be arsed to get changed to go to the toilet.

62. What do you wear to bed?

Wouldn’t you like to know!?

63. First concert?

 Justin Bieber lmaooo

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Target.

65. Nike or Adidas?

Nike

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheetos cause I’ve never had Fritos 

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Peanuts omg gimme

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

uhhhhh.. Love Story?

69. Ever take dance lessons?

Hah I took ONE dance lesson.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Being the besets guitarist ever with a side hobby of counsellor, that way round yes.

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Yeah, just did.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

Well we tie broke and I was getting bored so I let her win and she got to go to Cambridge lmao that wasn’t in the T&Cs

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Yeah.

74. What is your favorite book?

The Picture of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde

75. Do you study better with or without music?

With.

76. Regularly burn incense?

No.

77. Ever been in love?

Currently am.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

The Smiths but that can’t happen so more sensibly Arctic Monkeys

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Morrissey!

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Hot

81. Tea or coffee?

Tea. Tea. Tea. All the tea.

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Choc chip bois!

83. Can you swim well?

Not too bad!

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

I’m not sure, no.

85. Are you patient?

hmmmmm. nope.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

DDDDDD- DJ.

87. Ever won a contest?

Maybe

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

Nah.

89. Which are better black or green olives?

None of the above olives.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

You do you, boo. And do others too.

91. Best room for a fireplace?

Living room!

92. Do you want to get married

Sure thing!