#EVERYONE IS FUCKIN GAYYY

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Idk how to explain but this is how I see them

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All the questions

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Already did today whoops

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

False

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

Yep lmao

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

I think it was or could’ve been but definitely not

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

Today! More than like! Love!

6. What are you excited for?

My birthday tomorrow!

7. What happened tonight?

I painted… And painted.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

Nope, who cares which gender it is if you’re wasted and throwing up on me that’s disgusting anyhow.

9. Is confidence cute?

Yeah boo! Wish I had that!

10. What is the last beverage you had?

Water, boring bitch ik.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

1. 2 if you include my dog

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

Aye

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

Go OUT for the first time ever EEEP

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

A beverage.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

Yup!

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

If so, I hope for the better!

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

My galpal

18. The last time you felt broken?

Good question, couldn’t tell you without an emo answer.

19. Have you had sex today?

Yup!

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

I’m scared to grow up and actually have to do things lmao.

21. Are you in a good mood?

I’d say so!

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

Nope no definitely not.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

Couldn’t tell you.

24. What do you want right this second?

My galpal.

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

‘…’ with the eyebrow raise that fucks her off.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Yup!

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

Probs not, humour’s a biggie.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

My diary haha and the situation involved.

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Always really, truly do as soon as I’m without you.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Yeah. But not Trump, not in 2020.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

Nah, I probably should tho.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

I’d bloody well hope so.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

Hah am I FUCK. I gave it up at Lent.

34. Listening to?

Red - Catfish and The Bottlemen

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

All the time

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

Not in my bed :(

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

I think so!

38. Who did you last call?

My galpal

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

My galpal.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Because I’m a fuckin gayyy who loves my girlfriend.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

When I baked them really badly with my gal.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

hah NOPE far from it.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

I embarrass myself in front of everyone all the time so undoubtedly yes, thats obis part of my endearing charm

44. Do you tan in the nude?

NOPE

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Yeah, I’d take it back so I could have it all over again hehe. (smooth ik)

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Pretty much!

47. Who was the last person to call you?

My galpal (recurrent answer ik)

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Of course

49. Do you dance in the car?

No I drive with two hands on the wheel and an almighty attention span.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yeah!

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

uM, does my girlfriend count? Last Friday.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Yeah but they’re good every now and again

53. Is Christmas stressful?

Yeah but good!

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

a what?

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

a none of the above pie

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Artist, Illustrator, Tattoo Artist, Graphic Designer, Teacher

Catch my drift?

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Meh nah 

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Yeah.

59. Take a vitamin daily?

Nope!

60. Wear slippers?

Nope!

61. Wear a bath robe?

Yeah when I can’t be arsed to get changed to go to the toilet.

62. What do you wear to bed?

Wouldn’t you like to know!?

63. First concert?

 Justin Bieber lmaooo

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Target.

65. Nike or Adidas?

Nike

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheetos cause I’ve never had Fritos 

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Peanuts omg gimme

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

uhhhhh.. Love Story?

69. Ever take dance lessons?

Hah I took ONE dance lesson.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Being the besets guitarist ever with a side hobby of counsellor, that way round yes.

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Yeah, just did.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

Well we tie broke and I was getting bored so I let her win and she got to go to Cambridge lmao that wasn’t in the T&Cs

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Yeah.

74. What is your favorite book?

The Picture of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde

75. Do you study better with or without music?

With.

76. Regularly burn incense?

No.

77. Ever been in love?

Currently am.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

The Smiths but that can’t happen so more sensibly Arctic Monkeys

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Morrissey!

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Hot

81. Tea or coffee?

Tea. Tea. Tea. All the tea.

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Choc chip bois!

83. Can you swim well?

Not too bad!

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

I’m not sure, no.

85. Are you patient?

hmmmmm. nope.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

DDDDDD- DJ.

87. Ever won a contest?

Maybe

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

Nah.

89. Which are better black or green olives?

None of the above olives.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

You do you, boo. And do others too.

91. Best room for a fireplace?

Living room!

92. Do you want to get married

Sure thing! 

[silly-kinz23]

Fuckin Kahoot man

Saying “I want to die” and everyone around you saying “same” or “mood”

Quoting vines

DS

Growing up thinking you’re a millennial then realizing you’re not

Gayyy

Disney/Nick crushes

Spy Kids

Phineas and Ferb

Remembering Fred

Wishing you hadn’t remembered Fred

iCarly!!!!

“I Gotta Feeling”

Club Penguin

Gen Z

I’ve seen too many “only 90s kids” and “millennials will understand” posts. Please help me all my gen z followers! Reblog this with something “only 2000s kids” or “gen z will understand”!

I’ll start: when teachers replaced elmo projectors and whiteboards with smartboards around middle school and everyone was confused on how to operate them!

[cxnsigliere]

ive been thinkin about king’s entire family a lot bc BOI its a hectic family, on both sides :’) (ok more so on his dad’s side tbh but a little bit on his mom’s side too-) so naturally i decided to sHOW OFF HIS WHOLE FUCKIN FAMILY HERE im not even gonna bother designing any of them bc hell no thatd be so much to do no way jose

and tbh theres probably so much more to his family bUT ANYWAY THEY MAY ALL SEEM NORMAL AT FIRST BUT.. DONT BRING ANY OF THEM TO A FAMILY REUNION-

Garrett Reece Brasher: king’s dad.. we all know this fucker by now- :’)

Clarisse Lionel Valentin D’Aramitz: king’s mom. wE KNOW HER TOO LMAO

Zariah Vivienne-Solenn Brasher: king’s little sister we all know her

Connor Jean-Luc Brasher: king’s little brother we all know him

Casimir Mireille Germaine D’Aramitz: king’s grandpa/clarisse’s dad #1! only the 90s kids remember sinnamon roll grandpa casimir bc i used to rp him lol (well actually i still do its just been like 49549 years-). unlike the rest of the family he knows of king’s faked death and keeps it a secret. he was a bit of a criminal back in his time too, but he wasnt in the mafia or anything, more just a typical troublemaker bUT STILL

Sylvain Océane Manon Rouanet: king’s grandpa/clarisse’s dad #2! like casimir, he was a troublemaker in his time as well. but eventually as the GAYYY couple got older they had a more peaceful life. sadly grandpa sylvain died from old age and king never got to meet him :( grandpa casimir is still sad af from his death rip him

Renaud Marie-Louise Thaïs D’Aramitz: king’s uncle/clarisse’s younger brother! he’s dead as fuck, and he was only around during the time king was still just an infant, so he never really got to meet uncle renaud. clarisse was so affected by his death tho, which may have really contributed to her becoming such a horrible person bc it fucked her up sO MUCH.

Alouette DeLune (who belongs to ninja AYYY we havent talked in forever bUT LISTEN OK I STILL LOVE ALOUETTE!!! SHOUT-OUT TO NINJA I STILL LOVE U!!): ok so she’s renaud’s kid technically but she was adopted at 2 years old after renaud’s death and as such she doesnt even know who the hell renaud even is or anyone in this godforsaken family shes kinda out of the picture here BUT SHE AND KING DONT EVEN KNOW THEYRE TECHNICALLY COUSINS IM LAUGH

Yvette Éloi Clément D’Aramitz-Ellison: king’s aunt/clarisse’s younger sister! shes kinda like that hyper aunt thats always traveling everywhere in the gottdam world and spoiling her sister’s kids. having polycystic ovary syndrome which means she cannot have children of her own, she’s always treated hildred, zariah and connor as if they were her own kids and spoiling the shit out of them by buying them all the stuff they wanted-- as such, the three kids have always loved her. they never got to see her often, however, since she’s always on trips and vacations of some sort. she’s always looked up to her big sister, that is, until clarisse was imprisoned.

Freddie Maxton Ellison: king’s uncle/yvette’s husband/clarrise’s brother-in-law! hes just a dork and a bit of a pushover but also a cinnamon roll ok

Nixon Seamus Ellison: king’s cousin (or.. step-cousin? is that even a term)/yvette’s stepson! so hes not related to king by blood but. nIXON IS A LITTLE SHIT and he and king have never gotten along-- the only times they were ever seen together was when they were screaming at each other or fighting each other. 9 times out of 10 king was the victor of the fight. actually, make that 10 times out of 10, nixon never won at all-

Alma Concetta Pisani-Brasher: king’s grandma/garrett’s mom! she’s a very sassy lady, and yells a LOT, and very smug about every little thing she does bc shes a lil shit, but she means well??? she likes to bake cookies for her grandchildren a lot.

Walker Sebastion Brasher: king’s grandpa/garrett’s dad! of course king mostly gets his passion for swing music from his mom, but a lot of it comes from grandpa walker too! him actually being from those times and all. whenever he and lil teeny tiny hildred saw each other, grandpa walker would play his old swing records for hildred, which really made them bond so much.

Jaxon Oliver Brasher: king’s uncle/garrett’s older brother! he’s uncle jack for short lol. his vc is totally thomas o’malley bc FUCK YOU. hes just The Cool Uncle(tm)

Caroline Elaina Holcomb-Brasher: king’s aunt/garrett’s sister-in-law/jaxon’s wife! her vc is linda from bobs burgers shes literally linda only her accent is probably so much more thicker. then again pretty much fucking everyone on this side of the family has new york accents-

Rebecca Winter Brasher: king’s cousin/jaxon’s daughter! she’s literally a greaser girl and is obsessed with motorcycles.

Edith Marisol Brasher: king’s cousin/rebecca’s little sister! shes probably like 11 and adorable. constantly has an umbrella with her even in sunny weather. also really loves electro swing. her and rebecca argue a lot but they do love each other i sWEAR

Theo Harper Brasher: king’s uncle/garrett’s younger brother! theo is basically that really alcoholic uncle thats never not drunk and forever single and not ready to mingle

Apollina Gelsomina-Ulfa De Bernardi: king’s ancestress from sometime in the 1700s from grandma alma’s family, so king’s great great great (who even knows how many more greats) grandma! she’s so important to many people in the family, well, at least to grandma alma’s family, bc she sailed with her female-only crew to America all the way from Italy! in retrospect grandma alma probably would never be here or in america were it not for apollina, and.. if you really wanna take a broad view of the whole thing: if grandma alma was never in america she would have never met grandpa walker, and then garrett never would have been born, and then king never would have been born. other than all that, however, very little is known about apollina de bernardi... and, perhaps if it weren’t for the fact that apollina was such a badass woman during such times and were a man instead, maybe it wouldn’t be as big of a deal as it really is.