#EHSA AU

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Just had two semi-random thoughts, one sillier than the other. The sillier one is the animal traits of the Miracuclass giving some of them that eye thing (has a proper name, but I've forgotten it) that causes light reflection, so one day the power goes out at the school and when Lila (or someone) turns on their phone light, there's a jumpscare from the dozen or so glowing eyes in the dark.

The less silly one is to do with Nina in EHSA: Nina was a girl and Alexander was a boy. How did Hohenheim resolve that when shifting her into something more humanoid?

GOD I need to write the ml kids more spooky

as for the EHSA thing:

I honestly didn't think about that because it wasn't entirely relevant plus I hadn't written that yet. I think I was just gonna gloss over it because I didn't want to think that hard on it.

I think some of that depends on what's 'going on' with them in the first place. I don't think there was much thought into how the two were combined in the first place other than 'somewhat functional enough to live long enough to pass the exam'.

I think if Nina were older, Hohenheim would've asked what she wanted in regards to that situation. But since she's a little girl he'd default her to 'little girl' ya know?

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And also this. 

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I’m trying not to post a certain thing until tomorrow, so I’m going to ramble about something in the ‘Envy Has Shit Aim AU’ that’s hilarious to me as a distraction. Obvs this contains spoilers for some of my fics but nothing major other than one part of this being a ‘several characters live au’. 

Said hilarious thing is that in this universe, post-Promised Day, Ed is no longer the family disaster when it comes to being injured. 

Not only does Al obviously get his real body back, but we have Hohenheim actually being able to stay around, but he’s no longer Immortal. 

So we have the kid who has spend 5 years unable to be injured, and a man who has spent 400+ years with healing abilities. This is a recipe for disaster. 

With Al, he just... forgets he can be injured. He gets plenty of burns from grabbing hot things off the stove/out of the oven or staying out in the sun too long. And he doesn’t always dodge attacks when sparring because he keeps expecting any blows to just bounce off him(He does mostly relearn to dodge by the time he gets into a real fight though!)

Hohenheim on the other hand... he knows he can be injured but he just doesn’t think about it. So he’ll get a cut on his arm or something and expect it to heal, and forgets about it until someone goes ‘hey, buddy, your arm is covered in blood?’. Or worse, he can still do the healing thing, but it takes up his own Energy to do so. So he’ll heal something by default and then later be like ‘why the FuCK am I so tired?’ 

Also, the first time they both get sick. Like, just, someone in the family catches a cold and the rest of them get it. And while Ed and Winry are fine and able to push through, both Al and Hohenheim are like ‘oh god I’m dying put me out of my misery now please’. 

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There Is A Child Loose In The Military

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by Cornerverse

Edward Elric is a State Alchemist. Highly skilled, intelligent, and powerful.

However, he is also a thirteen year old boy. And has to deal with some of the same stuff other thirteen year old boys do. Though sometimes in wildly different contexts.

(While this is technically part of a series it can be read alone)

Words: 431, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of EHSA AU

Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye

Additional Tags: they're a family damn it, a lot of talk about general things teens figure out so it includes some talk on sex stuff, roy and riza are in denial about being parents now, the rest of the team is the cast of weird uncles, Tags to be added

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Nina Tucker wasn’t on the found family blog at all. I fixed that. I better not see anyone try to ditch her

She needs a better family damn it

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The recent talk of Mha and Fma recently reminded me of a fanfic I read a while back where Ed got sent to Mha

But it's a weird fusion AU version of mha where people either have quirks or can learn Fma alchemy with alchemy being broadly looked down on because Mha universe alchemists weren't anywhere near as advanced as Fma alchemists. And Ed ends up taking Midoriya under his wing and teaching him alchemy.

You know what I need to swing back around to the post-canon EHSA Au because Ed as a teacher is so much fucking fun.

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Alix: There are worse timelines to live in. You should hear about the one where that Owl show got its third season cut down, which messed with the whole plot pacing.

Adrien: Not that one!

If I don't add toh to the Crossover as a whole, then I'm just going to imply that the version of the show that exists in that universe is the one with a full third season.

Kinda like how Chaos Children and the EHSA AU are the 'canon' versions of bnha and fma:b respectively within the Crossoververse.

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Envy Has Shit Aim: IIRC, this AU is both Hohenheim Lives and Ed Keeps His Alchemy. What changes to allow those things to happen?

Short version:

Long version:

Okay so this is a lot of bullshit headcanons that I set up and we're spoiling a LOT of shit but here we go!!

So. I established in the last chapter or so of TPWC that Ed is making a way for Ling and Greed to separate. He's specifically making it so they could do this even if he's not there.

Greedling uses this during the fight when Father tries to reabsorb Greed. The split frees them from his grip and lets Greed live, still with most of his own Philosopher's Stone in tact.

Later once everything's dealt with, Ed's trying to bring Al back and Hohenheim offers himself to trade. Which like. Ed tells him to fuck off like he did in Canon(though they have a bit better of a relationship because of previous events so it's nicer.)

Greed points out how that might not work because Hohenheim is kinda... Fucked up.

I already established the whole Life Energy being like blood and if you loose too much you die. And that's what his problem is. Greed has a solution though! An energy transfer.

Though not really wanting to die right now, Hohenheim would rather die than be Immortal again. But Greed assures him it'll just be enough energy to like. Stablize him. It'll be like he's a normal Human again.

They do that shit which is. Real good for him.

When Ed does the thing of trying to get Al back, Ling's like "hey take me with you so I can make sure you don't do something too stupid and self-sacrificing!". Which Ed's like "fine but you're not about to be stupid and self-sacrificing either bitch!".

And there's a lot of talking and stuff that goes down with this but Ling eventually says "you choose the price, but I'm the one paying". And a lot about how "damn it Ed you need to accept that people love you and are allowed to help you and you don't have to sacrifice something that makes you happy even if it's unnecessary pleasure!", with a dash of "everything that's mine is yours, nd what's yours is mine.". And a bit of threatening "so help me if you don't let me do this I will grab Greed and fix this shit myself!"

So. Since everyone has the potential ability to use Alchemy, even if they never use the talent, that just gets yoinked from Ling instead. Getting out is the same loophole Ed used in Canon.

So yeah Ed keeps the Alchemy and Ling doesn't loose much. You'd think Truth itself would be more pissy about it but 1.) The whole point is choosing your price and 2.) Ed was entirely willing to give up using Alchemy which like. Still counts toward all the lessons learned.

Also when Al finds out what Ed almost did he calls him a self-sacrificing idiot.

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So, while I'm definitely happy to find out how the attempt on Hughes's life happens in Human After All, I was actually asking about how it goes down in the Envy Has Shit Aim AU.

I mean, it's called the 'Envy Has Shit Aim AU' for a reason!

Between the girl from the Military's phone room calling for help and people in nearby buildings hearing the shot, an ambulance is on the scene pretty quick.

In Canon, Envy's shot was a near instant-kill. Here, it caused less direct damage that paramedics and a hospital are able to keep him alive. Hughes is definitely still a bit fucked up from being shot and is in the hospital for most of the series. He'd probably be released back home around the Briggs Arc, but nowhere near ready to return to work. He's still not entirely up to speed by the Promised Day stuff, but like hell is he staying behind.

Unfortunately, Trauma is a hell of a drug. So Hughes basically has no memory of what lead up to him getting shot. Which means he doesn't remember what he learned.

Fortunately, not remembering is the one thing that keeps him from a second attempt on his life.

Though he does remember things over time. He doesn't recall anything when Maria Ross visits him, but when she's framed and he sees her photo in the paper, he remembers what happened with Envy because the photo was too small and grainy to show Maria's mole, which triggered the memory. Which is info he gives to Mustang about someone who can use some kind of Alchemy to disguise themselves as other people.

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What’s this? Who are these adorable children? Y’all should’ve seen this coming since I like Next Gens. That, and both Seren and Yang have appeared in fics now, so i decided to do a full post on them. 

So we have some kids for the EdWin/EdLing polyship, and a couple AlMei kids. 

Edit: Added some more character info. 

Let’s start with the Ed Sandwich (EdLing/Edwin Polyship)! My favorite and most consistent polyship tbh. While Yang is the only one that’s biologically Ling’s, all the kids are considered his just as much. To differentiated between Paternal figures, Ed is called ‘Dad’ while Ling is ‘Papa’.  

So, some explanation on Yang before doing bios. I’ll go into more detail if asked, but Yang was made by Alchemically combining Ed and Ling’s genetics into a surrogate mother(Winry). Yang and Aydan are also ‘twins’, since they didn’t know that Winry was a few weeks pregnant with Aydan when they made Yang.

Seren

Born 1920

“”Quiet”” one of the group. Tends to try and puzzle things out and rarely asks for help.

He’s the one who sets the toaster on fire. Claims he was just trying to make toast, but possibly was trying to dismantle it to see how it functions.

As an adult, he’s the one who ends up in the family Automail shop.

Panromantic Asexual (Sex positive I guess? Like, if he had a partner he would enjoy sleeping with them.)

Aydan

Born 1921

The leader of the group, tends to figure things out on her own but will ask questions if she can’t.

Once (Accidentally) tripped Mustang into landing face-first in birthday cake(Ed hugs her for that.). Mustang wants to be mad but the kids are too cute for him to even try(he is so soft with them it’s ridiculous)

Honestly, she’s probably the one kid that ends up in the military. Ed is Very Upset™ about that, but she’s an adult and he can’t stop her. He absolutely does threaten Mustang with a ‘if you send her somewhere and get her killed I will murder you’. Mustang’s like ‘that’s fair’, and does try to protect her. But, well, Aydan is related to Ed so just try and stop her. That said, Amestris is in an era of peace for the moment, so she does get a break.

Bisexual

Yang

Born 1921

She’s the kid who speaks without thinking, and always asks questions. Curious af.

Yang inherited Ling’s climbing habits. Which is bad for the kids’ babysitter, Elicia. During hide and seek one night Yang climbed on top of the fridge where Elicia couldn’t see her, and nearly gave the poor kid a breakdown because she couldn’t find her.

The artist of the family. Ends up as a painter/writer. Loves historic cultures/myths and legends. She absolutely writes and publishes a book about the whole fuckery of what happened in Xerxes and all of the Promised Day shit. Like, what really went down instead of what the official reports say. But she passes it off as ‘fiction’. (Everyone else is simultaneously proud and pissed off)

Bi/Pan(I am undecided)

AlMei kids! - Not much to say here since it’s just two parents and both kids were made the old fashioned way. But anyway!

Auriana

Born 1921

She has two moods, “naptime” and “Gotta go fast!”. Has a talent for wandering off (and giving her parents a heart attack when they realize she’s gone).

Never thinks things through, just kinda goes for it. Everyone’s kind of surprised because Al and Mei are the ‘responsible’ ones of the family, but that’s only because most people forget that these two can be just as much of a chaotic disaster as the rest of the family(I mean, Al was co-conspirator in most of Ed’s shenanigans, and Mei accidentally befriended a serial killer so…). Auriana just happened to inherit that.

That said, she might be a little bit of a disaster, but the one place she’s fantastic is in the kitchen.

Lesbian

Sylvian

Born 1922

Very quiet. Not that she’s shy or anything, she just doesn’t speak nearly as much as everyone else. Don’t let that fool you. She’s just as much a force for chaos as the rest of the family. 

The closest thing to being ‘the responsible one’. She does tend to thinks things though, and can remain calm under pressure and overall diplomatic.

Honestly, I’ll go into it in the next paragraph, but probably the one of the Next Gen to end up ruling Xing?

Bi/Pan(I am undecided)

So, on that note, the whole thing with Xing and the ‘heir to the throne’ stuff. 

Like, Ling did become Emperor. And he gets rid of the old system of the fifty wives thing. But there’s the question of ‘who inherits the throne after him’?

Out of Ling’s kids I’d say Aydan, because she has good Leadership qualities and could do it. However, they all kind of know that the people of Xing would not accept her as Empress. As much as all of the family considers Aydan to be Ling’s daughter, people outside of the family don’t always see it that way. Especially when it comes to this, as she’s not biologically Ling’s. Hell, she’s not even Xingese.

Yang is biologically Ling’s(though some people question it due to Ed and Ling both being male and they don’t always explain how she was made…), but Yang is not suited for the role and does not want to do it.

However, before the kids were even born, Ling decided that if he gets killed then Mei can have the throne. Therefore, her kids are also eligible. As mentioned, Auriana isn’t the best fit due to her not being a ‘think things through’ person. Sylvian, however, is.

Obviously they let her decide for herself if she wants that, but still.

Other notes on family things:

Any characters who are close to Ed and Al get called ‘aunt’ and ‘uncle’ by the kids. Some adore it, some pretend to hate it but it’s obvious they adore it, and one had a minor breakdown of happiness the first time. 

Due to… certain character relationships… it is debated over whether Mustang should be called ‘uncle’ or ‘grandpa’. Mustang’s response was basically “fuck you no way in hell am I being called ‘grandpa’ before I’m at least 50! I’ll settle for 45 if I have to but holy shit not yet!”.

When they’re younger, the kids don’t realize how weird their family is, and they say weird things that confuse newcomers. 

Sometimes it’s relatively normal. For example, Seren, Aydan, and Yang refer to Ed as ‘Dad’ and Ling as ‘Papa’. They don’t realize that new people wouldn’t know about their family situation, so they don’t clarify that ‘Dad’ and ‘Papa’ are two different people.

Sometimes it’s more ridiculous and ‘unexplainable’ things, like saying ‘Grandpa used to be Immortal!’

I know some people do the thing of ‘naming the kids after dead characters’, but... well, firstly this happens in the EHSA AU so some of those characters aren’t dead. Secondly, I don’t like the ‘naming a kid after a dead person’ thing because it feels less like ‘honoring the memory’ and more like ‘I can’t let go and I’m gonna take this out on the kid’(Even if it’s well-intentioned and supposed to be honoring the memory). So I just grabbed other names! Though they are themed... but you know how it goes with me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also! Heights! I don’t have exact heights in numbers but I can give how tall they are in relation to other characters and eachother. 

Yang is tall! Not only tallest of the group but also in general because she’s taller than 2/3 of her parents.

Seren is pretty average height for a male character (About the same height as Ed)

Aydan and Auriana are average height for female characters(About the same height as Winry). However, Aydan seems taller because of the shoes she wears. The boots of the military uniform are thick and heeled enough to add some height, and she usually wears heels when out of uniform. 

Sylvian is tiny like her mom. 

That’s all for now! But feel free to ask questions of course~!

[cornerverse]

Lucky number 13!

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Time for @edling-week day three!!

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Finally finished Chapter 2

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I hope y’all know that I do have a track record for ignoring character death. 

Died on screen? No they didn’t. 

We see the funeral with everyone sobbing? Nope! It’s fake. They’re fine!

I’m sandboxing the shit out of things I love anyway so to me they’re here and happy and only die once I let them die! :)

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being a writer is googling risky stuff and getting put on an FBI watch list for googling "how much do u bleed if stabbed"

Yeah........................